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  • čas přidán 1. 12. 2011
  • The Hacker gets a new kitchen.
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  • @21vision
    @21vision Před 5 lety +648

    Every time my wife hears that cough she goes “Seriously, again?”

    • @COOLDUDERBALD
      @COOLDUDERBALD Před 4 lety +10

      Anton Gusev Lmao 🤣

    • @JackyRogue
      @JackyRogue Před 4 lety +11

      Same here man!

    • @andreyv1
      @andreyv1 Před 4 lety +10

      Same 😂

    • @chriscs9080
      @chriscs9080 Před 4 lety

      you must be hella annoying hope ur wife ain't cheating you while you are watching ed

    • @_Tommmmmm_
      @_Tommmmmm_ Před 3 lety +18

      Yeah mine judges me so hard when she hears me watching these lol

  • @mrasheed8655
    @mrasheed8655 Před 9 lety +1306

    2:40
    - you know what i'm trying to say?
    - not yet!
    hilarious!

    • @colinmilne1006
      @colinmilne1006 Před 8 lety +7

      +John Wick How are you still replying if you're dead ?

    • @pcrana1
      @pcrana1 Před 8 lety +6

      I love how he tries to give Ed a break guessing what he's about to say like in 3:30

    • @kyleguapss4010
      @kyleguapss4010 Před 8 lety +2

      Lol same here 😂😂😂

    • @VaughnMalecki
      @VaughnMalecki Před 7 lety +1

      M Jordan that made me LOL

    • @frankieaddams3937
      @frankieaddams3937 Před 5 lety +5

      That was the funniest part of this hilarious video. The guy's response was so dead-pan.

  • @raqueldiego7252
    @raqueldiego7252 Před 5 lety +260

    "it's the dust, not the cigarettes hehe" LMAO

  • @davidhunter5802
    @davidhunter5802 Před 7 lety +511

    ''You know what I'm trying to say?'' ''Not yet'' xD

  • @danielhelphrey7441
    @danielhelphrey7441 Před 10 lety +504

    Laughter is by far the best medicine. You deliver bro.

    • @vibes3360
      @vibes3360 Před 6 lety +5

      Daniel Helphrey yes!

    • @flatearthreality8683
      @flatearthreality8683 Před 5 lety +2

      only stupid people laugh. wise people like me has nothing to laugh about in this mad and evil world.

    • @withinyouwithutyu1324
      @withinyouwithutyu1324 Před 4 lety +10

      @@flatearthreality8683 yeah and the earth is flat right?

    • @pictureframe2104
      @pictureframe2104 Před 4 lety

      Flat Earth Reality “wise people like me has nothing to laugh about” ur grammar reminds me of those of an idiotic peasant I once new, sweety

    • @pictureframe2104
      @pictureframe2104 Před 4 lety

      Flat Earth Reality, A wise guy eh!

  • @seband87
    @seband87 Před 7 lety +206

    Major props to that guy for staying professional!

    • @fourbyfourer
      @fourbyfourer Před 7 lety +10

      Sebastian Anderson: lol he's a patient man that's for sure.

  • @SnowfaceKilla
    @SnowfaceKilla Před 3 lety +363

    Imagine him doing this now in Covid times. People would be drinking sanitizer and burning their clothes while they were still on.

  • @starcaster88
    @starcaster88 Před 5 lety +77

    “I’ve been married four times bro.”
    “Awesome.” 😂😂

  • @LivingFree
    @LivingFree Před 7 lety +336

    LOL IS THIS SMOKE BOTHERING YOU BOSS? "naw"

  • @fangzahn
    @fangzahn Před 8 lety +382

    "Just tryin' to make sure that when somebody comes to look at it they're not..." EEEEHHHHRRRGH..... xD

    • @ryanlion101192
      @ryanlion101192 Před 2 lety +2

      My favorite moment in the clip. This whole thing is so funny xD

    • @thechemi5083
      @thechemi5083 Před 2 lety

      😆 🤣 😂 😹

  • @OLegendStudios
    @OLegendStudios Před 9 lety +306

    Freakin hilarious and yet very hard to watch

  • @joshstout9297
    @joshstout9297 Před 9 lety +185

    Those are some really nice & patient people!!

    • @alexmurray7031
      @alexmurray7031 Před 9 lety +19

      Josh Stout they gotta make their money

    • @sheriffrust
      @sheriffrust Před 5 lety +7

      They probably thought he was terminally ill

    • @travispratt6327
      @travispratt6327 Před 5 lety +8

      There’s a lot of weird ass people out there, that’s why Ed’s stunts work lol

    • @etherealenergy9471
      @etherealenergy9471 Před 3 lety

      I guess some people don't feel anything so they don't react to that either way. It is nice to have funny moments though.

  • @Ehecod
    @Ehecod Před 10 lety +122

    "...you know what I'm trying to say?" lol

  • @dive2drive314
    @dive2drive314 Před 2 lety +23

    This is pure gold. Laughed so hard when he was trying to explain the bottom of the drawer matching the counter.. "you know what i mean?" .. "not yet" 😂

  • @puffmcdanks9939
    @puffmcdanks9939 Před 10 lety +60

    Hacker is friggin hilarious. "The smoke botherin' you, boss?" hahahaha

  • @instapowah
    @instapowah Před rokem +15

    This is just as funny as it was the first time 10 years ago! 😂😂😂

  • @BillPelican
    @BillPelican Před 8 lety +250

    That kitchen is so well built. Dwarven craftsmanship is renowned throughout all of middle earth and Tamriel.

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins Před 12 lety +11

    I love how at first they were curious with you, then annoyed, then so numb that you could have died right in the middle of that shitty kitchen and they wouldn't have cared. Favorite part: "Not yet." lol.

  • @baseballphenom512
    @baseballphenom512 Před 2 lety +22

    I love how all Ed did was point and cough and the guy said “you paying cash” 😂😭

  • @jimjimsauce
    @jimjimsauce Před 5 lety +56

    Short guy was lucky considering smoke rises

    • @housewifeuntilheaven1593
      @housewifeuntilheaven1593 Před 4 lety +4

      Underrated comment. 😂😂😂

    • @BatkoBrat
      @BatkoBrat Před 4 lety +2

      Thats racist

    • @higgs135
      @higgs135 Před 4 lety +1

      @@BatkoBrat ?

    • @BatkoBrat
      @BatkoBrat Před 4 lety +2

      @@higgs135 What? The guy just assumes every smoke rises and we gonna sit here pretending that's not racist bigotry?

  • @AlexHeyNa
    @AlexHeyNa Před 12 lety +25

    I always found Hacker videos to be tough to watch. You do it so convincingly, it's almost disturbing.
    But they're so freakin' hilarious.

    • @benanasforever3827
      @benanasforever3827 Před 2 lety +2

      Yes very disturbing indeed but brilliant & you just can't stop watching.

  • @PlanetRockJesus
    @PlanetRockJesus Před 9 lety +57

    Ed Bassmaster is the funniest CZcams prankster out there.

  • @musicisbrilliant
    @musicisbrilliant Před 9 lety +246

    I have to hand it to you ed, you are a legend.

    • @JEyliv
      @JEyliv Před 7 lety +2

      musicisbrilliant Bearded jim morrison is best Jim Morrison

  • @GSHdesign
    @GSHdesign Před 10 lety +63

    Can't stop watching this guy, He's brilliant. Love that he's from Philly.

  • @ZiessRides
    @ZiessRides Před 7 lety +18

    Jesus this one really got me. Gaggin and coughing as he lights up another. Ed you are the best!

  • @MissSovietBones
    @MissSovietBones Před 12 lety +54

    I just love Ed. How can you not love someone who brings tears of laughter on your face day to day?

  • @LS-fw6qm
    @LS-fw6qm Před 4 lety +30

    Crazy how normal & innocent a *Cough* is in this video.
    Sincerely,
    2020😷

    • @dabbking
      @dabbking Před 2 lety +1

      Get that mask out of here

  • @emmcey
    @emmcey Před 7 lety +22

    $625 is a damn good deal

  • @MrHairyNeck
    @MrHairyNeck Před 10 lety +63

    Ed: COUGH, SLUTTER...'Know what I'm trying to say...?
    Kitchen Guy: 'Not yet.'
    LOL.
    02:33

  • @WhoAreIsraelites777
    @WhoAreIsraelites777 Před 6 lety +36

    This was the best damn one because they were forced to stay and couldn't say anything because you were the customer lmao they had to endure it o my God

  • @Strictlyn
    @Strictlyn Před 11 lety +12

    this is the funniest thing ive watched in so long, my eyes have lost so much liquid from laughing that they are currently dehydrated LMAO

  • @derekwalker4623
    @derekwalker4623 Před 5 lety +9

    It's the dust! Not the cigarette..

  • @tarmancer
    @tarmancer Před 12 lety +23

    Once again I laughed until tears rolled down my face. Good stuff. The carpenters are good sports and someone kept their professionalism through that quite disgusting display of heaving.

  • @nicksacco5041
    @nicksacco5041 Před 8 lety +122

    Regardless thats a pretty good price for all that

  • @BadManN_TheBushes
    @BadManN_TheBushes Před 5 měsíci +1

    Ed has carefully paid attention 2 people in his life and extracted their behaviors and delivered these characters he is damn good at what he does. I've just found him recently and in doing this realized I've been missing out big time. Being a guy w ptsd anxiety depression Ed's comedy charachters are a life preserver.

  • @aurangzebkhan2620
    @aurangzebkhan2620 Před 7 lety +77

    Short guy doesn't give a f**k what's going on in his back😂😂

    • @alexanderjimenez1698
      @alexanderjimenez1698 Před 7 lety +1

      rihan jan who's the short guy

    • @Victor-ko1xt
      @Victor-ko1xt Před 6 lety

      Alexander Jimenez idk his name

    • @Paul-es9el
      @Paul-es9el Před 4 lety +4

      In his back ? Wtf does that mean ? “In” his back ?

    • @BatkoBrat
      @BatkoBrat Před 4 lety +3

      @@Paul-es9el in his back yard, in his ass crack, i dont know just guessin

    • @3IDACO203
      @3IDACO203 Před 4 lety +1

      Yup, he’s just like “it’s another job” 😂

  • @thevibezgaming7149
    @thevibezgaming7149 Před 4 lety +45

    Bro you’d never see some shit like this ever again since Covid I bet😭😂

    • @terkelalgevind529
      @terkelalgevind529 Před 3 lety +2

      lmao and you straight up get executed by a mob if you personate a colored woman now. xD

    • @Worstestvideos
      @Worstestvideos Před 2 lety +1

      You were wrong thankfully

  • @legomass1000
    @legomass1000 Před 8 lety +31

    I had to take as break half way through because I started crying from laughter. it hurt. 😂😂😂

  • @gunsngravy8788
    @gunsngravy8788 Před rokem +2

    2:42 : “not yet” took me out fam😂😂

  • @ArbitraryLifestyle
    @ArbitraryLifestyle Před 11 lety +1

    Hilarious!! That short guy with the counter crew looks crazy strong, too.

  • @davidmills5557
    @davidmills5557 Před rokem +18

    WOW!!!!!!!!! I was in TEARS Brother!!!!!!!! I couldn't even watch the whole thing the first time around...... GREAT JOB!!!! I have NO IDEA how you kept a straight face through that!!! LOL :) Thank you so much for the Blessing of laughter!! Oh, and its not the cigarettes, its the dust LOL !!!!!!!!! I'm laughing just typing this LOL

  • @eyeinthesky1050
    @eyeinthesky1050 Před 3 lety +5

    The hacker: I married 4 times!(while he is coughing)
    The carpenter: Wonder why!

  • @RailTime1786
    @RailTime1786 Před 5 lety +5

    0:53 I love how they stand and listen to Ed cough.

  • @JordanPerspectivePod
    @JordanPerspectivePod Před 8 lety +21

    Ed, you are an absolute legend. you're by far the best you tuber out there

  • @CapysGardenShop
    @CapysGardenShop Před 12 lety +10

    There's nothing more relaxing than hearing my neighbor cough up snot while he smokes his morning cig on his patio. I heard this all summer long. I smoked on & off from age 18-24. I thought it was normal to outgrow social smoking. It always amazes me to see grown adults still drinking & smoking! Love the HACKER videos. Hopefully you are waking some people up when they see how stupid they look smoking!

  • @flowinglikethewater
    @flowinglikethewater Před 12 lety +4

    Showed my whole family and we got a great laugh. Thanks EdBassMaster!

  • @Pappaoh
    @Pappaoh Před 7 měsíci +1

    I absolutely love how Ed brings people in on the fun. This was ridiculous😂

  • @MrHairyNeck
    @MrHairyNeck Před 10 lety +2

    The kitchen guy is totally pissed off. LOL. Classic.

  • @Dbacks221217
    @Dbacks221217 Před 11 lety +3

    "Know what im trying to say here?"
    "Not yet"

  • @robajzofficial
    @robajzofficial Před 5 lety +13

    2:03 man I literally dead laughing :D :D :D

  • @iLLestBeats02
    @iLLestBeats02 Před 10 lety +5

    LMAO "This smoke botherin you boss?"

  • @Noog6284
    @Noog6284 Před 5 lety +5

    “I was gonna get you a lozenger”

  • @ilikepie9876543210
    @ilikepie9876543210 Před 12 lety +4

    *hack* "You know what I'm trying to say?" "Not yet..."
    I lost it at that point XDDD

  • @chrisbroussard8688
    @chrisbroussard8688 Před 5 lety +4

    It never gets old.... It's funny every time I watch it!🤣🤣🤣

  • @maiseydoodle
    @maiseydoodle Před 8 lety +1

    I literally have rears running down my face. Hilarious as usual. Thanks for the laughs Ed!

  • @OrlandoPerrone
    @OrlandoPerrone Před 9 lety +4

    I love every single one of your characters.

  • @araknidkid
    @araknidkid Před 12 lety +3

    you always take a risk when you choose to watch an edbassmaster video while drinking something. i almost snarfed all over my monitor lmao

  • @edmisterenterprisesllc4650
    @edmisterenterprisesllc4650 Před 5 lety +25

    Granite.
    We don't do granite.
    Alright cause I couldn't afford it any how.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JK-cz6bu
    @JK-cz6bu Před 4 lety +1

    When one customer has you rethinking your career choice

  • @spielgarten
    @spielgarten Před 10 lety +25

    this one actually made me nauseous. surreal dough. can't finish it XO

    • @SamFisherCell
      @SamFisherCell Před 9 lety

      Dopex Ninety
      Oh yeah.

    • @kenmills30
      @kenmills30 Před 7 lety

      Surreal Dough, they were one of my favorite 1960s psychedelic bands.

    • @hurstshiftin9873
      @hurstshiftin9873 Před 6 lety

      Susan Mccammon lmao brutal too funny tho

  • @bdlimea7018
    @bdlimea7018 Před 7 lety +4

    I've watched this so many times but when I need a good laugh I watch it again lol

  • @kiowa1627
    @kiowa1627 Před 7 lety +14

    this guys makes me cry every video

  • @mikesam3896
    @mikesam3896 Před 4 lety +1

    0:58 Love how he just nonchalantly Spits while he’s under the cabinet. Lol

  • @roberttaggett507
    @roberttaggett507 Před 5 lety +1

    I just found this one. This is funny as hell. You need to do more of the Hacker.

  • @RightAway87
    @RightAway87 Před 8 lety +41

    That dude was pretty short

    • @mrgoat3303
      @mrgoat3303 Před 7 lety

      Lol

    • @higgs135
      @higgs135 Před 7 lety

      I was expecting him to be a huge guy

    • @ChoctawNawtic4
      @ChoctawNawtic4 Před 7 lety +16

      Seriously, like he's the shortest you can be without actually being a dwarf.

    • @JenkinsCrossing
      @JenkinsCrossing Před 4 lety +2

      Pants were pretty long tho 😂

  • @bobv8219
    @bobv8219 Před 4 lety +3

    The carpenter's helper is all of 3'6".

  • @vibes3360
    @vibes3360 Před 6 lety +2

    2:39
    "You know what im trying to say?"
    "Not yet"

  • @Cody_AT4
    @Cody_AT4 Před 11 lety +1

    "The cigarette butts.." "Oh those aren't mine." Lol

  • @jaxl1931
    @jaxl1931 Před 5 lety +4

    I always need some bassmaster to get thru my day!

  • @KYRJAMESEY
    @KYRJAMESEY Před 5 lety +3

    Crying with laughter. This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen

  • @brendon080909
    @brendon080909 Před 11 lety +1

    Tough to beat 'the hacker' pranks.. good job, Edward!

  • @HolyVirginChild
    @HolyVirginChild Před 4 lety +1

    Coughing like that in 2020 is not tolerated 😷 😂

  • @yaaaboy3491
    @yaaaboy3491 Před 3 lety +5

    Can you imagine doing this now 😂😂

  • @kylerusher5294
    @kylerusher5294 Před 3 lety +3

    My wife is eating. She asked me to turn this down. The nerve...

  • @robertojuarez2741
    @robertojuarez2741 Před 3 lety +1

    "It's the dust, it ain't the cigarettes" 😂😂

  • @tygoines7162
    @tygoines7162 Před 5 lety

    I'm dyin laughing RN...can't believe I've missed these classic hacker skits...not playin,my stomach hurts from the joy !!! Thanks

  • @codyking7520
    @codyking7520 Před 7 lety +5

    This shit is hilarious

  • @Casperrr412
    @Casperrr412 Před 5 lety +3

    I almost felt bad for those guys

  • @theneutralground1694
    @theneutralground1694 Před rokem

    Saw this for the first time in 2023 and died laughing my ass off, the hacking over and over that construction guy had some patience, love your stuff Ed !

  • @romzen
    @romzen Před 2 lety

    Hacker: *burps* *couchs* *almost vomits* "You know what I'm trying to say?"
    Carpenter: "Not yet."

  • @marilynlocke8265
    @marilynlocke8265 Před 10 lety +9

    omygod, this was sooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jorgitobest1366
    @jorgitobest1366 Před 10 lety +100

    damn that guy is short

    • @karlbarnett5863
      @karlbarnett5863 Před 6 lety +1

      Anton EightBall wtf are you on about! The only way that leprechaun gets any luck is from his gold at the end of his rainbow.

    • @melissaannemissalives4glam96
      @melissaannemissalives4glam96 Před 6 lety +2

      Anton EightBall thank you Anton!!that's my fiance

    • @firemonkey1015
      @firemonkey1015 Před 5 lety

      Melissa Anne MissaLives4glam - That's your fiance fr??

    • @mysticalmisfit33
      @mysticalmisfit33 Před 5 lety

      That’s what she said,
      About you

    • @BatkoBrat
      @BatkoBrat Před 4 lety +1

      He looks like they accidentally washed him on 195° so he shrank

  • @amill145
    @amill145 Před 11 lety +1

    I honestly haven't laughed this hard at a youtube video EVER

  • @supercharged1738
    @supercharged1738 Před 4 lety +1

    “I was ready to get you a lausenger”😂😂😂😂

  • @alicias3668
    @alicias3668 Před 10 lety +10

    So funny! Having a really bad day and, while watching this one, I just couldn't keep my frown on. Hacker makes me laugh! Mumbles is still my favorite, but Hacker is great, too! Thanks for the smiles!

  • @oindividuoquenaofazvideosm1382

    I miss this time, was funny

  • @rudy1380
    @rudy1380 Před 5 lety +1

    “No, it’s the dust”!!!! That was quick.

  • @lerobshow6300
    @lerobshow6300 Před 4 lety +1

    We need some of the hacker during this COVID-19 period. Imagine seeing him coughing like that lmao. People would be freaking out.

    • @bobcloneyproductions
      @bobcloneyproductions Před 4 lety

      Le Rob Show it’s too risky 😂😂😂what if he has coronavirus and doesn’t know it and accidentally spreads it

    • @jenss.3613
      @jenss.3613 Před 3 lety

      He would be arrested.

  • @carissamichellemorrissey-g2690

    Shouldn't the Hacker fart sometimes when he has a coughing episode?!? :)

    • @MackABD
      @MackABD Před 5 lety +3

      Carissa Michelle Morrissey-Gillespie shouldn't you fart up my nose

    • @views-re2om
      @views-re2om Před 5 lety +1

      @@MackABD lol wtf

  • @deltafox399j
    @deltafox399j Před 8 lety +2

    damn 600+?? mexicans can do that and extra for atleast 200 and a pack of beer(lunch included?

  • @wyattevans4335
    @wyattevans4335 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I love when he climbs out from under the sink and just spits on the floor

  • @johnygunnzz
    @johnygunnzz Před 5 lety +2

    I've watched this 3 different times in in the last 4 yrs and it's always funny

  • @d1st4rbed
    @d1st4rbed Před 7 lety +5

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH thats why u should never smoke

  • @martincerny6200
    @martincerny6200 Před 7 lety +6

    2:22 did he laugh behind camera? :D

  • @BigMerkGee
    @BigMerkGee Před 4 lety +2

    Bring the hacker back for one time during this covid season!😂

  • @nancyhaddad1454
    @nancyhaddad1454 Před 4 lety

    You know what im tryna say ? "Oh , not yet" . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @writersleague5322
    @writersleague5322 Před 3 lety +3

    You are a legend my friend 😂

  • @kljobb
    @kljobb Před 7 lety +3

    You can see ed bassmaster is cracking up at 04:06 - 04:08 - then It cuts.

  • @jasminemeechan9212
    @jasminemeechan9212 Před 11 lety

    that is a classic!
    I watch one of these a day

  • @Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure

    3:30
    "You paying with cash?"