I Made the Allies Suffer..

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  • čas přidán 31. 12. 2022
  • Well it's that time of the day, when Dankus plays Japan and all of the Allies focus on him.
    While Germany is struggling in Europe, Dankus Japan is ready to carry World War 2 all on its own!
    And now with the combined might of Dankus and his co-ops, it's time to naval invade everyone as Japan and solo carry WW2!
    Also yeah I think the Allies focused a little too hard on this game and forgot about Germany...
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Komentáře • 143

  • @4realm8rusirius
    @4realm8rusirius Před rokem +912

    "I made the Allies Suffer" They said my suffering was weak...

    • @SpicyFiur
      @SpicyFiur Před rokem +17

      I read "I made the Aliens Suffer"

    • @MsRockie
      @MsRockie Před rokem +15

      They said my they said was weak

    • @jwazz2271
      @jwazz2271 Před rokem +2

      @@MsRockie I had a fucking mini stroke reading that

    • @MsRockie
      @MsRockie Před rokem

      @@jwazz2271 stroke of ass?)

    • @europeanmappin
      @europeanmappin Před rokem +1

      @@jwazz2271they said my “they said” is weak

  • @sylvananas7923
    @sylvananas7923 Před rokem +864

    THEY SAID MY HEARTRATE WAS WEAK. *proceeds to drink 10 energy drinks in one game*

    • @Mattiacino
      @Mattiacino Před rokem +29

      They said my blood pressure was weak…

    • @mrttripz3236
      @mrttripz3236 Před rokem +17

      They said my kidneys were weak

    • @leiaorgana5098
      @leiaorgana5098 Před rokem +13

      They said my Liver was weak.

    • @homefront1999
      @homefront1999 Před rokem +11

      I had a coworker who shotgunned like 12 energy drinks in a row. Was funny at first then he started acting sick and within half and hour left early. The boss told him to go to the hospital but he just said that it's fine and he normally just has to sleep it off. Implying he does this regularly.

    • @leiaorgana5098
      @leiaorgana5098 Před rokem +2

      @@homefront1999 The next day he was dead...

  • @difgy4712
    @difgy4712 Před rokem +434

    6:28 Dankus magically teleported from 1939 into 1936. Nice detail in the video.

  • @Superiocrates
    @Superiocrates Před rokem +164

    "They said my will to live was weak"

  • @longestman7995
    @longestman7995 Před rokem +90

    “They said I’ll recycle the same title for videos for the rest of my channel’s existence”

  • @risxar
    @risxar Před rokem +164

    They said my paratroopers can't die for 5 times....

    • @12gark
      @12gark Před rokem +3

      And somehow had a positive kill/deaths ratio

  • @hobohabsburg8447
    @hobohabsburg8447 Před rokem +502

    Hey, can the editor make sure Dankus doesn’t OD on energy drinks? Shit will definitely catch up to him

    • @TheColdOnez
      @TheColdOnez Před rokem +53

      Drinking more than two of those a day is a good way to not live past your 40's. No joke.

    • @55Ironside
      @55Ironside Před rokem +43

      I went through 8 a day a few years ago, lost all my teeth and had some minor heart issues.
      Definitely not worth it, COVID almost killed me due to the issues.
      I have max one a week now.

    • @thedillon25100
      @thedillon25100 Před rokem +20

      @@55Ironside my coworker for 2 years drank 3-6 rockstars a day, 2-3 cups of coffee and sometimes a monster. he has a psyc break traced to underlying factors and well energy drink use frying parts of him. and last i heard he had a weak heart.

    • @kniazjarema8587
      @kniazjarema8587 Před rokem +7

      @@55Ironside I agree, i was consuming a lot of them, i did not lose my teeth, but they're in a really bad shape and my dentist said it's probably not possible to recover them. Guys don't drink too much energy drinks, it's just not worth it.

    • @Draguling
      @Draguling Před rokem

      Complete bullshit. Swedish studies have proven that up to 50 cups of coffee per day is perfectly safe, meaning it takes a lot of caffeine (if you are a fully developed adult) to cause any kind of permanent damage.

  • @Orthane
    @Orthane Před rokem +26

    >Chewing Tobacco
    >10 energy drinks
    *Oh yeah, it's heart attack at 26 time*

    • @dragonddsyt4528
      @dragonddsyt4528 Před rokem

      chewing tobacco? You mean snus? You dont chew snus

    • @Orthane
      @Orthane Před rokem

      @@dragonddsyt4528 You don't actually "Chew" Chew. You shove it in your gum. America doesn't use the word Snus but they're the same thing. Sometimes called Snuff too.

    • @dragonddsyt4528
      @dragonddsyt4528 Před rokem +1

      @@Orthane Yeah I’ve heard of such before but Dankus uses snus which usually is a packet of tobacco that you put between your lip and gum (teeth skin thing), no chewing

    • @Orthane
      @Orthane Před rokem

      @@dragonddsyt4528 Ah I guess that's probably the only difference then. There's no packet with Chew, it's just straight up flavored Tabacco so I guess it's not actually the same thing. But they're somewhat interchangeable since the idea is still the same. Tabacco that you put between your gum and lip or cheek.

    • @dragonddsyt4528
      @dragonddsyt4528 Před rokem

      @@Orthane yeah probably, I’m not an expert on American tobacco so I wouldn’t know

  • @deserteaglegaming5290
    @deserteaglegaming5290 Před rokem +61

    I feel like Dankus made Lenard suffer more then he made the Allies suffer 😂

  • @happyhobbo488
    @happyhobbo488 Před rokem +10

    6:30 the edit to Jan 1936 got my respect

  • @cisarovnajosefina4525
    @cisarovnajosefina4525 Před rokem +112

    Dankus when you turn on supply mission on transport planes they will never paradrop even if they are not up so you should deselect supply missions for them to work

  • @christopherrodriguez4854
    @christopherrodriguez4854 Před rokem +31

    I was the italy player💀. Taking Sicily was a challenge with that Africa campaign, Germany lost 26 tanks

    • @12gark
      @12gark Před rokem +4

      How bad was Russia? Because it felt like they melted despite a very good job by the Allies

    • @christopherrodriguez4854
      @christopherrodriguez4854 Před rokem +14

      @@12gark well no offense to french people, 3 french players were coop as russia. They were really noobs like they didn't know which focuses to do and how to defend barb. Like I am not that good of a italy player cause it was my first time but next time I played as russia and outproduced germany before barb(I really don't know how to do navy)

    • @12gark
      @12gark Před rokem +4

      @@christopherrodriguez4854 ok, that explains everything. Because the Axis was already in bad shape, and Russia just melted. A good USSR player would have steamrolled a Germany thst lost 26 tanks in Africa...

    • @TheRagaz
      @TheRagaz Před rokem +4

      14. but that does not include losses from clicks and attrition

    • @charlesc.9012
      @charlesc.9012 Před 10 měsíci

      @@12gark That would be immersive. The normal players were executed by stalin

  • @shaggybottomtext8363
    @shaggybottomtext8363 Před rokem +44

    Currently watching this on an international airline flight lol. Nothing better to drown out the crying babies than dankuuuuusss

  • @12gark
    @12gark Před rokem +30

    This was a fucking banger man. Huge game, a early Japan War after a terrible China War, and then how did you held against the full power of the allied for so long, great job.

    • @xSNJVideos
      @xSNJVideos Před rokem +3

      With a broke. Navy as well! Exciting stuff :)

  • @merc6trey919
    @merc6trey919 Před rokem +5

    i was the dude who invited you hope you enjoyed the game!

  • @vyevd8
    @vyevd8 Před rokem +10

    "They said my Hirohito was Poor..."

  • @arpitverma784
    @arpitverma784 Před rokem +19

    they said 3cm is short and then this happened

  • @placeusernamehere6150
    @placeusernamehere6150 Před rokem +14

    I can only imagine the opposite teams voice chat when Dankus is on the other team….

  • @abderahmandj3845_muslim
    @abderahmandj3845_muslim Před rokem +8

    They said suffering is good

  • @curiousgeorge6912
    @curiousgeorge6912 Před rokem +1

    Happy new year Dankus, take away my depression away this year.

  • @xorasterrestrialman1868
    @xorasterrestrialman1868 Před rokem +9

    They said my Japan cant dominate...

  • @hurll4152
    @hurll4152 Před 10 měsíci +1

    This game was fun, and really atypical, god job dankus

  • @dynamics1
    @dynamics1 Před rokem +8

    17:43 I am screaming range of the transport planes don't reach that far, u can see it is marked with red lines on the target air zone

  • @danielcunningham648
    @danielcunningham648 Před rokem +2

    dankus literally gives out to lennard when they are losing territories but wont just do it himself

  • @cedricl.marquard6273
    @cedricl.marquard6273 Před 6 měsíci

    Dankus and Lennard clapping opponents is always a joy

  • @VIDireWolfIV
    @VIDireWolfIV Před rokem +3

    Leonard really cosplaying as Ramirez from MW2 2009 in this video

  • @Average_Floridian
    @Average_Floridian Před rokem +4

    Lil bit of trolling and tomfoolery on japan

  • @gaspy2458
    @gaspy2458 Před rokem +8

    What mods do they use in these multiplayer games?

  • @prestonpotter4507
    @prestonpotter4507 Před rokem +1

    They said my paratroopers were weak…

  • @isworthy1183
    @isworthy1183 Před rokem +8

    Serious question what does Alta mean? A lot of hoi4 players say it.

    • @AnglosArentHuman
      @AnglosArentHuman Před rokem +16

      Alter, not alta, it's a German thing. When used as part of an interjection it roughly translates to "dude".
      Some people say it because Tommykay does and they think it's funny, others have just played with Germans enough that it's naturally entered their vocabulary.

  • @heitorm
    @heitorm Před rokem

    Happy new year.

  • @theojanastheone3116
    @theojanastheone3116 Před rokem +2

    THEY SAID MY PARATROOPERS WHERE WEAK

  • @timtamthemememan5094
    @timtamthemememan5094 Před rokem +2

    When was this game done I wanna see the other players reactions

  • @MrTeddy12397
    @MrTeddy12397 Před rokem +1

    THEY SAID I WAS TOO WEAK

  • @lordderpington8021
    @lordderpington8021 Před rokem

    That was beautiful

  • @bob-qb9gw
    @bob-qb9gw Před rokem +1

    allies had some sirus cases of skill isue in asia

  • @sg_kerb
    @sg_kerb Před rokem +3

    dankus on japan are my favorite vids by far

  • @josephe9306
    @josephe9306 Před rokem

    "make an ..." "offensive guy?" "No, attack guy."

  • @anthonyrosario7414
    @anthonyrosario7414 Před rokem

    15:41 BRUHHHH lost 12 aircraft carriers in 2 seconds lol

  • @DuckSwagington
    @DuckSwagington Před rokem +3

    The editor did in fact change the date lmao

  • @Tmessy_09
    @Tmessy_09 Před rokem

    19:25 LMFAO

  • @wyattharrison5350
    @wyattharrison5350 Před rokem +3

    So that’s how you stop dankus just use guerilla tactics lol

  • @pablorochera3998
    @pablorochera3998 Před rokem +1

    They said my caffeine tolerance was weak...

  • @GoldenKast
    @GoldenKast Před rokem

    dankus menacemaxxxing

  • @blonp2515
    @blonp2515 Před rokem

    “They said my 4 speed gameplay was weak”

  • @leogazebo5290
    @leogazebo5290 Před rokem +1

    They said my Nanshin-ron was weak...

  • @X1ninja12
    @X1ninja12 Před rokem +6

    I thought you were not allowed to use paratroopers?

  • @adambest8817
    @adambest8817 Před rokem

    i kid you not the moment dankus say ISHPORTS-
    *it crashes*
    its fcking 3am

  • @nadog1011
    @nadog1011 Před rokem

    what mod are these guys using?

  • @akiamini4006
    @akiamini4006 Před rokem

    My mans gonna get schizo with all this monster drink and sleep depriviation double whammy 💀

  • @cowsgobark
    @cowsgobark Před rokem

    Paradox hasn't fixed their stupid distance calcation for transport planes, they get bugged

  • @ethangeno1884
    @ethangeno1884 Před rokem +2

    So when will you do America world domination.

  • @doesnotreallymatterr
    @doesnotreallymatterr Před rokem +1

    THEY SAID INFATRY COULD NOT BE A TANK...

  • @Dukebag12345
    @Dukebag12345 Před rokem

    What is Lenards mod called?

  • @unnul
    @unnul Před rokem

    seeeeeggggaaa carry you ^^

  • @vukstojancic4552
    @vukstojancic4552 Před rokem +2

    Aren't you banned from paratroopers

  • @jooksin6244
    @jooksin6244 Před rokem +1

    I saw this notification and was like “Yaaas, Dankus amoongugs sussy altaa omaaaaaaaan Joe Bideeen sus”

  • @roboparks
    @roboparks Před rokem +1

    Eeeeeeeeee-sports

  • @user-ln9ox1wd8o
    @user-ln9ox1wd8o Před rokem

    what is the name of the mod you play in?

  • @Six_slotted
    @Six_slotted Před rokem +1

    so ive never really played mp before so im not sure why the meta is the way it is, but how does germany ever manage to get its snowball going?
    what stops for example france from just making the little entente and then strangling their expansion? obviously historically appeasement was a terrible strategy but now with the benefit of hindsight how does germany stand a chance?

    • @itonic1804
      @itonic1804 Před rokem

      They have rules against the allies for doing that sort of thing

  • @mkolankov62
    @mkolankov62 Před rokem

    Suffered in China
    Promised he will make others suffer for that
    Kept his promise

  • @calebshotwell4058
    @calebshotwell4058 Před rokem

    10:56 Bokoen1??

  • @vipergyt6720
    @vipergyt6720 Před rokem +1

    They said my china war was bad

  • @SpeedySwimmerGaming
    @SpeedySwimmerGaming Před rokem

    THEY SAID MY INFANTRY COULDN’T BEAT TANKS…

  • @andenfighter0078
    @andenfighter0078 Před rokem

    15:53 does anyone know the song?

  • @real_ninja3932
    @real_ninja3932 Před rokem

    What mod is that it is a lot diffrent flags protraits factorys and res can someone send me the name of these mods thanks !

  • @terrifier2845
    @terrifier2845 Před rokem +3

    zyzz

  • @playaboutpatforms2709
    @playaboutpatforms2709 Před rokem +1

    hehe japan

  • @flexiist
    @flexiist Před rokem +3

    Does anyone know what mod they're using for their games?

    • @nxibba
      @nxibba Před rokem +1

      tfb - their finest bruh

    • @flexiist
      @flexiist Před rokem +1

      @@nxibba thank you very much

  • @justgaming7679
    @justgaming7679 Před rokem

    what mod was this? it didn't look like vanilla

  • @donovanhart-thomas381
    @donovanhart-thomas381 Před rokem +1

    What is the name of this Mod?

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 Před rokem +1

    5:14 How many Chinese???

  • @sweatyge6334
    @sweatyge6334 Před rokem

    what kind of mod is that

  • @benjamin_w.
    @benjamin_w. Před rokem

    What mod is this?

  • @stevanranca4035
    @stevanranca4035 Před rokem

    Can someone told me name of the mod pls

  • @Trever101
    @Trever101 Před rokem

    Love it

  • @lemon5730
    @lemon5730 Před rokem

    What mod?

  • @votecthulhu9378
    @votecthulhu9378 Před rokem

    they said his china war was weak

  • @brok8085
    @brok8085 Před rokem

    Is this Total war mod?

  • @ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia

    It was easy for you to make them suffer as they had already lost all their brain cells by not defending the Raj

  • @hyperlucke
    @hyperlucke Před rokem

    Din legend Sverige är det bästa

  • @nxibba
    @nxibba Před rokem

    i thought japan cant declare before 41?

  • @doctorothon
    @doctorothon Před rokem

    I did WHAT to my heart rate?

  • @murlocc1
    @murlocc1 Před rokem

    Is it just me or does Dankus look like Eleven from Stranger Things

  • @qw1ssstzzz
    @qw1ssstzzz Před rokem +1

    ESports

  • @nightingale5438
    @nightingale5438 Před rokem +1

    Minty

  • @ianbrudnakvoss3126
    @ianbrudnakvoss3126 Před rokem +1

    They said my video titles were weak…

  • @xcryozombiex5211
    @xcryozombiex5211 Před rokem

    i do my china's in 5 speed

  • @JohnJohnson-fy6dt
    @JohnJohnson-fy6dt Před rokem

    Don't let this man near a time machine

  • @TVmantitan779
    @TVmantitan779 Před rokem +4

    10th comment also I love seeing Dankus dominate the Allies

  • @kylepubg1795
    @kylepubg1795 Před rokem

    Mod name

  • @cathal9829
    @cathal9829 Před rokem +1

    Dad

  • @Xi4V
    @Xi4V Před rokem

    hh

  • @yoga5631
    @yoga5631 Před rokem +1

    First lmao

  • @NicholasW943
    @NicholasW943 Před 4 měsíci

    How toxic do you have to be to get your steam review banned? I'm pretty sure you could submit a review for a game for different game and steam will still be like "Thanks for your input." and several people will find it helpful.

  • @retardistancountryball7
    @retardistancountryball7 Před rokem +3

    I said their suffering was weak....

  • @t19s
    @t19s Před rokem

    Dankus why cant I become a fucking member!

  • @nikolatutalica8256
    @nikolatutalica8256 Před rokem

    Aren't you banned from paratroopers