This Man Thinks 'Eating Fruit is Murder'
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 20. 02. 2020
- Alfie Indra is a musician, and a fruitarian. He believes that eating fruit, whilst ripe, is murder. Do you agree with this? Let us know.
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My man took acid and his fruit salad started talking to him
George Wyatt best commentđđđ
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@topcommentgod đ€Łđ€Ł
Just not what acid does to u tho
Top comment of all time
"how would you confuse a pear?"
"... spin it"
Oliver A. Na that bit killed me!! Jordan is too funny
@@AG-on3vt I miss him on the show
This man made innocent smoothies look guilty
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Thatâs a good one âđ» 5 points added.
Incredible comment.
Haha
This guys definition of âgang-violenceâ is a fruit salad
your fork the weapon of mass destruction, heck, vinegar on your green salad will be chemical warfare
âIâve hugged a fruitâ, â I sneak into the orchard at nightâ...there is absolutely no way he is serious, I refuse to be trolled by Alfieđ
Milly Grant innit it canât be real the way he said âand pet themâ đ
Stretford Boys if he actually believed it, he wouldnât be this serious
Literally itâs got to be a troll!!
A little late but yeah I agree once he said that I can't take this seriously
Are u telling me he sneaks into an orchard to stroke apples
Thatâs what he claims.
Happy Hour Podcast you have to be joking, good job jack you had me for a second, almost believed you with the Instagram story
@@HappyHourPodcast come on lad I love you're podcast for how straight up it is no bullshit . Surely he's taking the piss? If not fucking wow my mind is blown and I have Charlie zelenof in my inbox..genuinely do ..pls reply and let me no if he's takin the piss if not then I have officially became obsessed with this man
@@HappyHourPodcast Jaack lad hows it going
âHave you ever hugged a fruitâ .. âyeahâ .. *room falls silent* - I died đ
This is gonna be the next flat earthers.
At least flat earthers have theories that at least make 1% sense... all this prickâs got is âthe apples have soulsâđđđ
Sir Xerox well yeah we know that nowđ€ŠđŒââïžđ
Does he not understand the seeds are the âchildrenâ of the tree, the tree wants the fruit eaten to spread the seeds
Keith Walker this đđ»đđ»
Iâve been a fruitarian since birth this comment has led me to eat a ripe pink lady thank you sir my life has changed ps fr tho u have just made his ideology go up the shitter n if he sees this he may change his mind/view
Exactly. Fruit is the tree's jizz - enjoy eating your apples with that thought! ;D
Yes when they fall not when they are picked plus when there picked there is a lower chance of the seeds being fully developed
I just wanna say, many modern fruit has been bred to not carry the amount of seeds they should have, for example, if you look at the bananas on native islands- you can see they have no seeds. Saying that- I am going to eat a fruit salad now
âA banana has passed awayâ
Quote of the series???
Danielle J nah the ted bunde one is worse
we find a bicterya for corna
czcams.com/video/orvhIayC3_0/video.html
Got to be Alan Titchmarsh being worse than Ted Bundy
Thomas Gleeson bundy
It's technically it functioning cells which he uses the terms dieing in.maybe that's why he calls it murder if he eat a good one
If this isnât a joke then this guys clearly got a very real and serious mental health issue.
FootballFan 533 thats what they said about un-straight people less than 50 years ago. donât be so narrow minded. we havenât figured everything out.
YouFlube your right we havenât figured everything out but we have figured out that pieces of fruit are not sentient beings you absolute spoon
YouFlube Iâm fairly sure that weâve figured out that fruit doesnât have feelings for fucks sake
YouFlube you can factually prove that fruits donât have a central nervous system. Shut up you absolute weapon
@@imtbi un-straight?
Jack finally has his pilkington
I think this is even too mental for Karl
@@anthony5664 Karl's a realist most the time, this is absolutely insane.
Alan Titchmarsh makes Ted Bundy look innocent
Thatâs where I think heâs taking the piss, surely
Jack Cullen yeah I thought he was just strange then I heard that and am 90% sure this is a joke
'I WAS A MURDERER UNTIL THE AGE OF 22', NAH THIS HAS TO BE A TROLL I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING đđđ
honestly there is no way he believes this, Alfie is too sarcasticđđ
Milly Grant they are a living organism and in his eyes it is murder that is his opinion
Claire Needs thatâs his opinion but he is nuts
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âyou make a connection with a fruitâ THIS HAS TO BE A PISSTAKEđ€Ł
i hate that i actually believed this until jacks april fools video, watching it now i can see all the cuts where they must have just started cracking up
âWhat would you have to do to confuse a pearâ
Dead đ€Łđ€Ł
âSpin itâ aswell lol
Danielle J spin itđ€Ł
Did he watch sausage party and someone told him it was a real life documentary and that he doesnt eat fruit???
âFruit has a soulâ
*Grapefruit technique has entered the chat*
Bet Alfie loves that
Anyone here after Jack's "April Fools" video?
Molly i thought no one acc came back to itđđđ
Here after Jacks Pieface April fools video
When dudey said "spin it" I died đ
Vegans have just met their arch-nemesis!
He says he eats all food but after theyâve naturally died
Vegans are now just like the rest of us. Snatching carrots out of the ground like that, murders!!!!
@@billycoles5908 animals don't naturally die at allđđ
galetaf heâs vegetarian lol
@@tom0176devo are you dumb? So your saying not a single animal in the world die naturally?
7:24 "ahh you've done me there" fucking killed me đđđđ
"You're like a fruit nazi" is quite possibly my favourite new sentence
"You're basically a fruit nazi". Think that's my favourite quote from any episode.
Does he ask for consent before caressing fruit though
Jcoppins thatâs v true
that's the real question
Because if not then Alfie is a sexual fruit harasser
@@Terrezio a grapist
First Name bananal penetrator
I thought he was gonna call his campaign fruit lives matter
Plot twist: When he said "I was a murderer until the age of 25", he meant he was actually killing people but you guys never picked up on it.
This is top tier content, itâs so ludicrous I still canât comprehend that itâs not a parody
Its defo a parody there are so many cuts where they spend minutes pissing themselves laughing
boy have i got news for you
Only eating dead fruit is like only eating roadkill, is Alfie drunk? This is a social experiment
Nah mate he doesn't drink alcohol, all of hops and grapes
I donât think roadkill is a natural death, do you?
Heâs basically just eating animals which have died form cancer and age.
yeah getting hit by a car is basically natural causes to be fair
I would put money on this being the result of Alfie losing a bet. He's sipping on a dark fruits in the christmas episode - its got apple, blackcurrent and blackberry juice in it! đ
âI tricked the internet into believing me mate shags fruitâ or somet like that
Well done pal
I'm really out here killing 5 fruits a day.. guess my doctors were wrong.
FRUTICIDE. Turn yourself in. Don't make things worse.
@@milesarcher8502 Ah man, then I will be forced to go to rehab.
@@soulezain6270 Do it for your 'dear sainted mothers' sake. Before it's too late.
@@milesarcher8502 Ah.. Ok I guess I will have to turn myself in.
People like u make me sick
"I know I'm right" and theres the problem right there
Meat eaters get violated online by people like this and then get defensive when they get pressed. Lunatics
The problem is that you believed this đđ
"A banana has passed away" đđđđ
"alan titchmarsh is worse than Ted Bundy" has to be trolling
"I was a murderer until I was 22" HAAHAHAHAH IM DEAD
This is OCD
BF yep
@@nora-gf5vf because its obsessive behaviour.
Yah he needs help
12:33 ''So you're potentially the Mesiah of this movement"
Jack: Don't say yes
Dudey: PLEASE SAY YES
âAlan Titchmarsh is worse than Ted Bundyâ
"yeah, to me."
This alfea guy makes crack up, I bet breathing is killing air
Thanks jack
Alfie's the orchard Hitler
@Nayagan Indrasenan Isnât he more like the Orchard Gandhi since he isnât killing them lol?
@@Longshanks1690 in his eyes he used to be Hitler but now he's a reformed manđ
i watched this completely baked and it was amazing, thank you Jack.
First him putting on his story about having a son, now this- this has got to be him making a video seeing how much he can prank us lot đ€Ł
Plants don't have a central nervous system. They don't feel pain, they can't. What the actual đđ
If fruit has a soul, doesnt veggies, doesnt all plant and animals? so then...you eat...what...? lol
I was literally just thinking this đ
I can just imagine him filter feeding like spongebob when he refuses to go outside
I mean...this has got to be a troll video right?? I am worried for him if it is real! yikes
If you'd watch the video he says he eats it once they die of natural causes and the 'soul' has moved on.
@@Gexrge_OSRS once any fruit or vegetable is put in a shop, it has been picked, so has technically died right? it isnt growing still haha.
Watching this while stoned is genuinely the best experience of your life I recommend
"You're like a fruit nazi" that is too fucking jokes đ
Thatâs the most awkward episode hahaha
How can a bloke with that much talent be that off his head
Mate you ever heard bout the lead singer to Pink Floyd?
i have such mixed feelings because on the one hand, I know Alfie can be really deadpan and could 1000% be taking the piss but at the same time, this could be part of his OCD or related to some other mental health issue (in which case i'd feel like a bit of an asshole for laughing)
Weird to watch this back knowing it was a joke
Is it? âčïž
Tedcarter1106 watch Jackâs video on it
@@garconpoulet3584 wait which video
well youre fucking gulable if you believe it was a joke
Alfie has achieved Troll Level: MASTER
Feel like you are going to fall out over this.
Feel like an idiot
5 Head itâs got to be a joke
5 years if listening to podcasts and I feel like this is the video I've been waiting for
is this full podcast out on spotify yet? can't find it and I need to hear the rest of this madness đđ
should have called his movement How do you like them apples ?
It's all fun and games until a fruit bowl jumps you in the backstreet because all life matters lol
Knowing the context of this makes scrolling through the comments so much funnier
Whoâs here after jack said it was fake
This is my favourite segment of any podcast ever đ
JammyCHD where is the full thing ??
5:52 iâd pay to hear the joke he made đđ
I really dont know whether to watch the clips or not, I'm always hoping to see the full episodes released
âhave you ever hugged a fruit?â
âyeahâ
*dead silence* đđđđđ
Guys Jack has been trying to make this Alfie guy famous and theyâre trying everything first the tattoo then this
So you think Alfie would be cool with making him self look like he shags oranges to the public to gain fame, have A day off will ya đ I think this is as ridiculous as anyone but it isnât a stunt to create more fame for Alfie, no chance
@@harveywebster4998 People have done crazy things for fame I mean look at Jaystation he's copied logans suicide forest video for clout and "talked" to dead people hours after they have died on ouija boards.
This is a wind up lads. Wait a months time, this is going to be a banger of a video
âWhat bit of the pear are you looking into?â Lol.
buys fruit...waits for fruit to rot... eats rotten fruit... transcends to the heavens
Heâs delusional to the point that Iâm genuinely concerned..
I love the intro to this. How to keep us entertained?? Hugging fruit. đ
Best part was when the clip ended I had a CZcams ad for pink lady apples đđđ
Just found this âpodcastâ honestly doing bits lads đđđđđ
this man gives off serious can't be friends with anyone vibes. "I know I'm right" and saying whoever says he's being picked on, he pity's them also.
That was the most intense podcast ever
The hugging in the orchard is quite sweet actually. I might start doing it...
Heâs having us on
for a second I thought he was being serious
Did anybody else check the date to see if it was uploaded on April 1st?
i had to check to make sure this wasnt an April fools
I genuinely cannot believe this isn't a troll
now that iâve watched jacks april fools video itâs good to know that he isnât a crazy bastard
He laughs halfway through saying step ladder when he's on about sneaking into the orchid
Definitely came up with this on a trip
Heâs definitely trolling
So he only eats animals that die naturally, things that havenât grown on trees, or things that have dropped from trees naturally. This has to be a joke. Itâs too extra to not be a joke.
Whenâs the full pod going to be up?
This is a big fan version of would I lie to you surely
he almost convinced me
I feel bad that I didnât realise I was eating half a pineapple whilst watching this đđ
i really hope this is for a main channel vid
Love how much you just openly took the piss đđ
Fruits are equivalent to hairs/nails, they keep growing back
Iâm sorry but Alfie is an absolute legend. What an icon, king of fruit.
âEven weeds thatâs like road kill init â đđđ
now this has been revealed as a prank.. you guys are all such good actors lmaoo
Iâm just waiting for the Video about this being a joke, he said âI sometimes sneak into an Orchard with a Step Ladderâ đđđ
omfg I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life
Fake or not them cracking jokes and saying this is mental, and Alfie calmly saying things like"you really start to build a connetion with the fruit" is absolute class
âYou trusted your dads mate until he started slashing up all the apple like Jack the Ripperâ Iâm creased đđđ
Sorry, was just murdering an nice innocent juicy red apple while watching this