Fates Worse Than Death | Just Roll With It
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The Riptide Pirate's fight with Captain Widow reaches it's entangled conclusion.
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Grizzly as the DM
Slimecicle as Gillion Tidestrider
Bizly as CHIP
Condifiction as Jay Ferin
♫ JRWI THEME ♫
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Timestamps! Blood, gore, undead, spiders, EXTREME stress, sometimes gross realistic sound effects, if you don't likethat stuff, that is literally the whole episode. Also, chat was insane this episode. The sound effects were also AMAZING! Spoilers below.
Edit: If you wanted the timestamps to be shorter, you should have made a shorter less funny episode.
00:00 Condi's turn to sing
1:12 Intro end, recap start
2:48 Intro end, Charlie immediately imprints
3:10 Exxcccuuuusseee me, princess!
5:42 The saaaccckkk
6:01 CONDI STOP BEING META
6:57 Uh oh Chip
7:26 "Were my last words 'the sack'?"
7:49 "PUT THAT BACK"
8:12 She eats hearts?
8:22 Don't you do it, Chip
9:17 Dude, I don't know
9:28 Grizzly points out their optimism
10:52 On my sheet...
11:44 "When you said we weren't going to like what happened today"
12:11 Despite what it does, that doesn't sound good
13:05 He is dead as hell
14:11 SHUT UP CHIP NO YOU DON'T
14:30 Charlie knows
15:32 Chip is now undead
16:03 Uh oh
17:16 "We're not in Kansas anymore"
17:18 The Lookening starts
18:24 "Yeah we can. Cause I'm delusional"
18:55 WE'RE STILL BALLING
20:04 "Actually there's this exploit I found"
20:54 Gillion's still an SCP
21:07 "Lucky for you..." Nope
21:27 NUH UH NUH UH NUH UH NUH UH
21:45 Stop that
22:21 Ok, replay that, I have never heard a weirder huh in my life
22:38 "In my heart, it hits"
23:25 I mean, there were other things you could have said
24:06 Pun then the consequences of the inability to be specific
25:40 At least Bane is gone
26:43 I also want to know if she ate her own heart
27:50 CHARLIE WHY THERE IS NO REASON TO JUST WHY
29:34 How does it feel to be shamed by a sword?
30:10 Bungle/Bongle blast (He says it that way but it's actually Bongo??)
31:58 Felipe?
32:58 He did insult it, but DnD Beyond is actually good
34:32 Grizzly is gonna give Gryffon Relentless Endurance
35:32 Meta bargaining
35:52 Chill out
36:30 Natural 20 but nope because disadvantage
37:04 I don't think he has kind eyes, but ok
37:10 "Are we stupid?"
37:43 The Oblivion NPC music is so perfect
38:56 The ceiling is now 35 feet up and the Lookening Pt. 2
41:45 Why is that the first thing that pops into your mind?
42:20 "This thing has a built in hooka"
43:22 Jay is now linked to the Captain
44:15 QUEEN LORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
44:53 Why?
45:20 "Do we have Bongo Blast still?"
46:47 DID HE REALLY JUST SAY SKILL ISSUE??!!
48:03 "I'm from hell"
48:24 DM neck crack
49:47 Its jover
50:05 Gillion deserves lightning resistance
51:40 DnD mode
54:39 The connection severs
55:03 Gilly laugh
55:41 Nat 20
56:07 "I'M THE GECKO... and I eat it"
56:58 The perfect segue (Midroll start, go to hellofresh.com/50jrwi if you agree)
57:57 Midroll end, Chip says the most insane thing
58:21 Pole vault
58:48 Grizzly pulls out the book
59:32 "What are you going to do, die?"
1:00:19 Chip falls
1:00:48 Hide
1:01:29 "Why is Jesus using voice mods?"
1:03:06 Its Gardak mode
1:03:46 Everyone misjudged where spider lady was
1:04:35 "Yeah, that does hit" in rising pitch
1:05:00 Tooldak
1:05:23 FCK IT WE BALL
1:05:54 "I'm sure he sucks at those"
1:07:04 Tyurn
1:07:33 "Dodge it"
1:07:53 Chaingel is down
1:08:31 Bongo Blast explanation
1:10:33 Big boy
1:11:59 "How do you want to do this, Jay"
1:12:31 He has no balls now AND he's dead
1:12:46 Fck it, we DEball
1:13:08 He gets NEUTERED
1:13:41 "I don't think he's com(cum)ing back"
1:14:11 INFRAWRED BEAM CANNON!
1:14:21 Another one down, but something has happened
1:16:07 Her concentration is interrupted
1:17:13 "I'm going to drink it"
1:17:24 Never mind, they're marbles
1:17:53 Gortash (or Gor'tesh, kinda hard to tell)
1:18:19 Yummy
1:19:19 WAIT HE ACTUALLY WAS SUPPOSED TO EAT IT??
1:20:19 "Prophetic" "No" But seriously, no
1:20:46 "Oh wait, I actually needed an 11 or higher"
1:22:51 "The sack?"
1:23:05 Yerp
1:24:03 It's only now getting real
1:24:43 God accepts all
1:25:52 C section
1:26:06 Divine abortion
1:26:56 Imprinting on her baby was the last straw
1:27:28 Thyorax
1:28:51 He has 40/60 HP
1:30:17 Chopinbach
1:31:48 Schwing KAAAAWWWW
1:33:28 ONE BILLION
1:34:31 I didn't really understand this sentence
1:34:51 "Yeah, I use shield at 15th level, its just that easy"
1:35:27 Oh no, she has 4 out of 12 points of corruption. She might become NPC
1:36:47 "SHE PULLED A FCKING PIRATE LORD"
1:38:26 "What's another sack?"
1:38:47 Grizzly pops into chat to say the Widow has above 200 or 300 HP
1:39:46 Pop off then pop sack
1:41:32 Chip gently feeds Gillion the marble
1:44:38 They're aiming for the hearts now
1:46:31 They hit Gardak's heart and they realize that they endangered Chip
1:47:19 Grizzly in chat says welcome to the COMBAT GIMMICK and chat freaks out
1:48:20 "Can you revivify goo?"
1:50:11 HA
1:51:32 CHARLIE PLEASE STOP THIS
1:52:20 OMG DM INSPIRATION!
1:52:51 FINALLY EXACTLY AN 11 HE DID IT
1:54:37 150 DAMAGE BRO WHAT
1:54:55 "How do you want to do this" but also stress level is off the charts
1:55:03 "I thrust into her" HAHAHAHAHA
1:56:19 CHARLIE NO THE HEARTS
1:58:07 THANK GOD
1:58:45 Condi couldn't help himself
1:59:07 Combat is over
1:59:20 Gillion wants to be doctor
2:00:12 That was so close to being horrible
2:03:05 Creepy figure and poll in chat for is pophetic screw up should be coin flip or dice roll
2:04:15 Don't do that
2:06:02 Woe for bad results
2:07:38 Chip's heart is number one and coin flip won the poll vote
2:10:05 Heartware store? Nope
2:10:12 "You guys just ramble"
2:11:37 Star can't undo it
2:13:53 Look at the mass
2:14:31 Ok my ghoul
2:15:44 Huh, smart third play
2:19:41 Chip pulls out the compass
2:21:30 Chip hears Gillion and Jay trying to figure out what to do
2:22:48 HE'S GOING IN
2:24:04 Chip sees the merchant from the last episode
2:24:32 Charlie realizes the Albitrio did shrooms in front of Niklaus and that's where the session ends
2:25:00 Patron shout-out!
This took approximately 3 hours to do but I feel accomplished now.
Good job!!! Much appreciated for the tine stamp!
Here, you forgot this --> 👑
I read the
"Edit: If you wanted the timestamps to be shorter, you should have made a shorter less funny episode."
and thought "pff, right okay. How many timestamps could you possibly have done"
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TYSMM
@@octoxxt1958 Of course!
guys this thumbnail is the album cover for gillion and the tidestriders number 1 hit- hole in your heart!!!
Banger comment
i wheezed
Fuck yeah
Remember when this show was about silly pirates and the power of friendship.
Yeah. Good times…
Now we’re here…
In a way it still is
@@soppa9871It always will be
@@kalamies.Except it'll probably be Gillion, Jay and Gooblek as the main trio now
@@borisshnitkov7600 Nah, Chip'll be Boobleck
boy i sure hope nobody suffers a fate worse than death in this episode
now why would you say that 💔💔
There is no way that they would realy 🍟=🕳💀
Uh oh, they suffered a fate worse than death.
I’m so glad the episode is always much sillier than the unbelievable horrors in the thumbnail
Hahaha you wish
@@dummy_ren9069 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
ha. hahaha, hahahahahahahaha
So.. Seems like Chip will be getting a top surgery this episode!
omg !! free top surgery the spider captain is soo nice ! ( ◡̈ )
top surgery but they just don't stop taking away
so happy for him!
58:52 Charlie doing a play by play of Grizz's thoughts is so fucking funny lmaooo
Having "fuck it, we ball" as the catchphrase to this incredibly tense fight is insane lmao
I remember a few episodes ago when griz said “this was a mistake” and I’m feeling that now
There was no patreon early access for this episode, we’re all in this together everyone
oh NO
oh god
@@valsonder yeah umm
@@valsonderhe can’t save us now
im SO SCARED IM SOC SCARED NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
i didn’t think chip could ever get more haunted and ghoulish-looking but i was wrong
So who's ready to see goobleck again?
OMG 💀💀💀
Boobeck finally gets his time to shine
He’s gonna come in at the last possible second and Goobleck all over the place.
Chibobleck
Chibleck
Oh boy I can’t wait for nothing “bad” and all to “befall” our “poor” captain “Chip” in this totally “normal” episode of “Just Roll With It: Riptide”. I’m sure he will be just fine and “dandy”.
okay it's things like this that actually make me feel better about it, you guys are really good at accidentally spelling out when things go well
@@atlasthespy2707 see the problem is they're just saying things and no one actually knows whether something good or bad happened as there was no patreon early access for this, we're all lost and scared, dont get your hopes up, get your fears up
@@atlasthespy2707 how did that go?
@@Ratmo_beewee fuck
a fate worse than death implies it is not death. manifesting and coping MANIFESTING and COPING
YEAH BUT WHAT IF HE BECOMES ONE OF THE HOLLOWED
@@kalamies. _MANIFESTING AND COPING_
@@kalamies.you’re not gonna believe this
Charlie saying "excuse me princess" makes me very happy; excellent reference Charles
i remember seeing the ad for it on dvd
The hole in the C
*the c stands for chip*
THIS IS FOUL💀💀
Gillion: In another life I feel like we really coulda kicked it off.
Gardak: Maybe if you were pirates ten years ago!
Chip who has literally been a pirate his entire life: -_-
"I mean, she pulled a Pirate Lord"
SO DID OLLIE'S MUM
Just to be clear with the non patrons, they accidentally uploaded the Rolled before the premiere even showed up and the reactions from the people who listened to it were abysmal. They've unlisted it now, but I fear for our lives.
I’m so fearful of this
AUGHHHH i'm scared
hehe no
Less than 10 minutes it, group is feeling optimistic and Chip's heart gets ripped out. Off to a great start
HOW DID THEY NOT THINK TO NAME IT HOLE IN YOUR HEART
Saying I love you to each and every one of the riptide pirates right now because I’m not gonna lie lads I think it’s not going well
i love you chip i love you jay i love you gill don't die please please please-
If a fate worse than death happens to Chip, I will cry
Edit: WAIT IS SAYS “FATES WORSE THAN DEATH” IMPLYING THERE IS MULTIPLE. WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO THE RIPTIDE CREW OH NO
so how are you doing now?
@@ic236 :-(
This time even the patreons don't what's gonna happen and we are REALLY SCARED
Hearing Gillion's very upbeat music playing during the stress of figuring out whether or not Chip is about to die gives me such bad whiplash
So is anyone else terrified for the thumbnail (and subsequently this episode)
Oh fuck yeah
tiger im going ti cry
ME TOO MAN ME TOO@@bulbasaurmoment
Haha we’re in danger
@@aerbearbabyHI AERIN 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
You can tell the stress of this fight was getting to them bc I have not seen this many complete laughing fits in a while lmao
I WANNA GET OFF GRIZZLY'S WILD RIDE
I WANNA GET OFF GRIZZLY'S WILD RIDE
I WANT TO GET OFF GRIZZLY'S WILD RIDE
glad to see Chip cosplaying as Rengoku in this episode!
Banger comment, awful comment /lh /hj
I just KNOW I’m going to be emotional distraught for the next month after this episode💀
I was there and when the line “chips body starts to convalesce “ came up I went audibley “oh no she gonnna do a control spell” and then had a anuersum as I listened to the next line
Oh. Oh boy. We uh... reprising The Hole in Your Heart?
I’m very worried. For one, there was apparently no patron early access, so we are all going to be witnessing this together. And also, my boy Chibo…
I’m just praying that Nicklaus see all this go down and says, “wait, those are my pirates! Oh no, we have deals that need to happen.” And he pulls them out of there. But either scenario is pretty bad…
:)
I'm currently catching up from ep 30, can you explain the whole nicklaus thing?
@@koiroca1854 I don’t really want to spoil stuff for you about him and his interactions with the main 3 from recent episodes. But to put it simply based on what episode your on: (quoting this from the JRWI wiki)
“Niklaus Hendrix is a mysterious Tiefling man with a ‘profession’ in granting people ‘wishes,’ in the form of twisted deals based on their utmost desires.”
We don’t know a lot about him now except that he is a powerful being that lives in a pocket dimension and grants peoples wish’s or as he puts it, desires. Usually the cost of his deals he makes with people end with them basically drowning in black ooze.
Our main 3 don’t like him and they have basically concluded that wherever he goes or is involved, destruction follow.
Hope that clears it up
absolutely horrified for this episode, and based off the reaction to the early posted rolled, surely nothing will go wrong!
well guys i absolutely LOVED this campaign awesome run shame how it ended-
I can be a patient little man, but after seeing it in Condi's background, I have to know. When are the pretzel plushies coming out?
I definitely didnt mix up Queen and the dread queen and think that Queen was growing large and about to turn on them
Bruh I accidentally spoiled myself and thought that Queen was the dread queen from the start but I'm just stupid
Gillion cucking the dread queen will forever be one of my favourite bits holy shit
So here’s the thing… they… they didn’t need to do any of this, this is not the main mission!
Prophetic screwup HAS payed off more then once, in episode 86 (gillion and chips second fight) Charlie rolled a 17 and did 57 damage to chip
It normally doesn’t work though
Pretty sure it also worked during the fight against grim
It also worked when he rolled to attack the bong in the electrodon episode
The scariest part of this episode is that (spoilers)
Niklaus saw Gillion and Chip do shrooms lmao
Surely nothing bad will happen cant wait for a super chill stress-less episode today !!!!!
pre episode:
I AM SO SCAREDDDD AUGH IM TERRIFIED. WORRIED. HOLDING HANDS W EVERYONE IN CHAT. AAAAAA SEE U AFTER THE EPISODE
post episode:
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK. THIS EPISODE WAS SUCH A ROLLER COASTER HOLY FUCKKK GRGRGHHAHAH WHYYYYY THAT WAS CRAZYYYYY IM SO EXCITED FOR NEXT EPISODE
Look, I know the song is called “Hole in your heart” but it wasn’t meant to be taken literally…
Menacingly, “how much will it take to break your spirit”
“1 billion”
The only correct answer
I always appreciate Gill/Charlie's abilities to cut tension no matter how dire, intentionally or not
I've never been more ready to cry in my life than I currently am
condi learning guitar paid off, the beginning song is a banger
🤣😂at 1:20:18-1:20:41-1:20:49 everyone was so happy for like 10 seconds and then he said he needed an 11
Oh boy i can't wait to see what "Grizzly" throws at the "Riptide Pirates" today :)
I have never experienced true fear until I saw this.
Grizzly does not miss, prophetic screw up on the other hand
Wow I’m incredibly sure that absolutely everything will go fine this episode, especially after seeing that thumbnail!
Boy I sure hope nothing happens to my favorite character Chip!!
😉 Nothing bad happens to Chip ever, especially not in this episode
The recent thumbnails have been insane really appreciate who does the art
im on episode 77. i dont have to watch this for a while. but im still scared.
Be scared. Be very scared.
you don’t even know who the guy in the thumbnail IS yet
Really appreciate that You guys have been including the CZcams thumbnails on Spotify as well.
Chip got the chitties out and now is chortling
This episode was such a rollercoaster jesus
I don't know how, but this show has me giggling one second and sobbing the next. I've been told i sound like a madwoman!
hey guys i haven’t been caught up for like a month i sure hope this isn’t a climactic heartbreaking episode where someone suffers a terrible fate :))
That was an rollercoaster of emotions.
When Gil used prophetic screw up on the bugs, it was automatically a 20 and the dm got a stored nat 1 to give him at any time, which means he still hasn't had a successful one since they switched it💀💀💀
Then gillan wakes up
Chip took the song ‘Hole in Your Heart’ to a whole new level guys
boy i do sure hope nothing bad happens to chibo this time
i haven’t watched an actual riptide episode in like 2 months, hope nothing bad happens!!1!1
WTF
"But that hole in your heart will lead to the end of you" 🎶
“Fuck it we ball” is an amazing catchphrase for the riptide pirates
ready for that hole in your heart song sequel now
I’m gonna be so normal if the thumbnail turns out to be a spoiler
the thumbnail art is so awesome i am positively terrified 🔥🔥
God there was no early access this thumbnail has me absolutely terrified
This calls for a sad/creepy reprise of hit song “Hole in Your Heart”.
I love that the gang always forgets that they're dealing with extremely dangerous enemies to the point of Grizzly having to remind them she got 8 people to give their hearts to her
rewatching JRWI and doing a pushup every time I hear GILLION TIDESTRIDER. Oh simpler times.
i keep waiting on them to say make a sanity check because i’ve been watching blood in the bayou 😭
idk what it is but i love all of their laughs, specifically grizzly's its awesome haha
You could say Chip is a little holy now. 🤭
I just realized the joke is that it cost an arm and a leg
I can’t believe that Gil predicted the thumbnail to this episode all the way back in desire island 😀 (The Hole In Your Heart™️…)
I hate you for this /hj
booooo
Holy SHIT
I’m at the beginning IM GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP
Edit: 28:40 IS THAT PREHISTORIC SUITE I HEAR?????
2nd edit: AT 1:20:27 BEFORE HE SAID SCREWUP MY PHONE PAUSED IT LMAOOO
OMG SAME 😭
this brings "Hole in your heart" to a *hole* new level
I'm choosing to believe this thumbnail is just thematic and not real like in ep 104 tee hee! Nothing can go wrong!!
can't believe condi just pronounced humuhumunukunukuapua'a like that
17:27 looking everywhere
35:42 Gaurdak chills. I love him actually I don't care that he's evil for no reason
58:48 the dm braain, it's in all of uss
1:10:33 is this a fight or sex?
1:20:17 prophetic- no.
1:24:37 NOT CANNON NONONONO
1:33:25 gillion moment
2:09:58 heart store
Hole in the sea? Nah, Hole In Your Heart. Hit song by Gillion and the Tidestriders. B)
my heart was racing the entire episode, unlike Chip's
The condi song to complete the trio, truly a musical podcast for the ages
We need a successful prophetic screwup.
i have so much fear for Chip now holy shit oh god
Edit 1: This episode was an absolute journey, jesus, I'm so excited for the next episode!!
Hey so you know how there’s usually an early access for patrons? There’s wasn’t one for this one. Patrons and Non-Patrons are in this one together.
1:25:53 to 1:26:15 is the greatest string of jokes. Amazing
hold hands guys this one looks like it’ll be rough
rest in peace, chibo
i love scrolling through the comments seeing all the patrons freaking out cause nothing was posted until the release of this episode YOU ALL ARE NOW MORTALS LIKE THE REST OF US AND WILL SUFFER AS SUCH.
Now, i didnt watch the episode yet, im waiting to be mortified dw. but ive been looking at chips build and i think that if he takes a sorc level or something and takes green flame blade as a cantrip, it will not only increase his damage immensely, but also fit themeaticly.
Ive been playing WAY too much bg3 and I love the music choice for the fight against the captain
So brave of them to show chip gaping
“What will it take to break your spirits”
“ONE BILLION”
“……what?”