timestamp 0:00 video starts 0:00 ken starts yapping 0:01 ken starts talking about balance changes 1:10 ken starts playing 1:30 ken starts talking about a date he went. on 1:30 ken specifies that he is homosexual 6:17 ken confesses his love for. the gay guy 8:15 ken gets an invitation for. a foursome 10:40 the foursome starts 15:36 ken tells he went to a gay club
I would like to express my thanks to you, @naman8147 , My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks.
may jesus christ open your eyes and give you a brand new heart, and to the 12 year old who think being gay is "cool" and think your just born like that , than let me tell you we are made in the image of god (male and female) and were created to multiply the earth( "gay" epople cant have kids) but yet we live in a fallen world where there is destruction and death where there is pain and misery, but the love of our father up in heaven is so immense and deep than anything youve experienced on this earth that he sent his only begotten Son, that whomever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life", before the demons maifest and laugh and mock me and say i was indoctrinated just like every body else, let me tell you i was in the same boat i hated christians for forcing me to believe in something that i didnt believe was true so to give the middle finger to all my christian friends and family i started to lean towards every known place except christianity so i became omnism ( believing all religion leads to salvation) but then i started to look into all these religons Baha'i, Buddhism, Hinduism, Islam, Judaism,. during my time reading, learning and searching through all these religons i found they all mentioned jesus, and their beliefs and ways of live didnt compare anything to what jesus teached and by the grace of my lord and savior i met a christian youtber named ''christian developed'' while i was visiting canada and for the very first time ive heard the gospel and by the power of the holy spirit i fell to my knees and wept, lord thank you for not abandoning me even in my worst moments, even when i cursed your name the holy spirit and our father the one who sits on the throne, i give my life to you forever, and to anyone who reads this dont take my word for im a dirty rottem sinner just like you. Amen
loved the part where ken started dominating duchess with his massive white elixir advantage over people whos log couldnt last too long to get any value
But what if Ken was that 'gay man" who ruined the two young people's date and now he's twisting the story to his advantage. I think this makes more sense than any of shit he was yappin abt
This vid is definitely going on the top of my "ken vid ranking list" alongside the neighbor ones, god tier story and the gimmick actually worked for once!
every time Im just bored and lookin for somethin to do, youtube always recommends me Ken, and even though I hardly have any interest in clash royal its really funny listening to his storys every video, I dont know how a guy manages to get this many crazy life experiences but they really make my day
Ken is the type of guy to wake up at 5 AM, not because he likes it, but because he can’t sleep. His room is a chaotic mess of monitors, gaming gear, and half-empty energy drinks. By day, Ken is a Clash Royale content creator and Discord admin, living his best life in the virtual world where he’s kind of a big deal. In reality? He’s awkward, lonely, and intensely weird. Ken analyzes game strategies with the seriousness of a chess grandmaster, though his commentary is peppered with awkward jokes that only his die-hard followers appreciate. Oh, and let's not forget about his neighbor, a sweet boy who occasionally drops by with homemade cookies and stories about his life. They've developed an unusual bond over time, one that involves Ken occasionally helping him with chores and, uh not to mention their dirty little secret .... yeah unusual BOND. But that's a story for another day. Evenings bring a strict workout routine in his apartment, where he follows a bizarre regimen that includes shadowboxing and jumping jacks. But the highlight of Ken’s day is what he calls “oiling up.” Alone in his room, Ken pours a mysterious blend of oils into his hands and slathers it over his body with the dedication of a bodybuilder prepping for a show-except he’s doing it just for himself, in silence, with the soft hum of his computer as the soundtrack. Ken’s “oiling up” is his strange, secret ritual. It’s part skincare routine, part meditative act, and fully weird. This nightly ritual is his moment of zen, a slippery escape from the crushing loneliness of his offline life. Outside of this, Ken’s life is a loop of awkward online interactions, takeout food, and avoiding real human contact. His neighbors think he’s a ghost, and he’s fine with that. Ken’s world is his screen, his games, and his slippery, shiny self-care routine. Ken’s life is a bizarre blend of routines and isolation. His “oiling up” ritual might sound odd and unsettling to most, but for Ken, it’s a moment of slippery solace in an otherwise lonely existence.
About the Dagger Duchess changes at the start, the infographic doesn't explain it well, but those are actually two options that the community gets to decide on. Either a rework where it's less damage but faster recharge time, or a flat out -2 dagger nerf
ken really met with a girl as an excuse to meet up with her gay friend smh
This is the best comment I have ever seen😂
@@Segaa2 liar
Perfect ass comment
And her gay friends gay date
LMAO
Gameplay - 8/10
Yapping- 10/10
Hairline spread- 5/10
Gay dating drama - 100/10
i don't think we should reduce ken to numbers, he is a great guy and that's it
Agreed. He’s a solid 8/10 guy and he doesn’t deserve it
Ken was actually the gay guys gay date.
@@connorsostad1922 i don't think we should reduce ken to numbers, he is a great guy and that's it
timestamp
0:00 video starts
0:00 ken starts yapping
0:01 ken starts talking about balance changes
1:10 ken starts playing
1:30 ken starts talking about a date he went. on
1:30 ken specifies that he is homosexual
6:17 ken confesses his love for. the gay guy
8:15 ken gets an invitation for. a foursome
10:40 the foursome starts
15:36 ken tells he went to a gay club
I would like to express my thanks to you, @naman8147 , My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks.
D:
19:12 ken stops yapping
@@axelo255 i can still hear the yap
0:00 I start edging
The cerebral palsy impression on a first date is crazy 😭
Bro I started laughing out loud in class. That was absolutely insane
@@bobojo6447 it had me choking on my breakfast I was absolutely appalled
Absolute chad move
Sigma gaymale moves.
Unprecedented
Ken the kinda guy to take a gay guy home when on a date with a girl
i keep forgetting that ken is a human being recording himself for the entertainment of others
nah bro i swear he a different species
@@danielkwon4236 His fans are a other species
EXACTLY I was thinking the same thing
may jesus christ open your eyes and give you a brand new heart, and to the 12 year old who think being gay is "cool" and think your just born like that , than let me tell you we are made in the image of god (male and female) and were created to multiply the earth( "gay" epople cant have kids) but yet we live in a fallen world where there is destruction and death where there is pain and misery, but the love of our father up in heaven is so immense and deep than anything youve experienced on this earth that he sent his only begotten Son, that whomever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life", before the demons maifest and laugh and mock me and say i was indoctrinated just like every body else, let me tell you i was in the same boat i hated christians for forcing me to believe in something that i didnt believe was true so to give the middle finger to all my christian friends and family i started to lean towards every known place except christianity so i became omnism ( believing all religion leads to salvation) but then i started to look into all these religons Baha'i, Buddhism, Hinduism, Islam, Judaism,. during my time reading, learning and searching through all these religons i found they all mentioned jesus, and their beliefs and ways of live didnt compare anything to what jesus teached and by the grace of my lord and savior i met a christian youtber named ''christian developed'' while i was visiting canada and for the very first time ive heard the gospel and by the power of the holy spirit i fell to my knees and wept, lord thank you for not abandoning me even in my worst moments, even when i cursed your name the holy spirit and our father the one who sits on the throne, i give my life to you forever, and to anyone who reads this dont take my word for im a dirty rottem sinner just like you. Amen
Plot twist: Ken got drunk and remembered incorrectly the story. He was actually the guy who was yapping whole time.
drunked
drunked
*duked
Okey, I am "drunked" at this point 💀💀💀
@Tuna-iq8xx stop the cap 🧢
Ken is the type of guy to say "gay" 24 times in a video about "huge balance changes".
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
imagine going on a date with a guy and he makes a storytime clash royale video out of it.
peak content tbh
dear god i wanna be that watermelon.
💀💀
same
Watermelon
same bro
“It should’ve been me! Not him! It’s not fair!” typa comment
The stare, lip bite, and emphasis every time Ken said GAY was intense
Ken is the type of guy to go on a date with a guy
Yooooo 😂 😭
With 2 guys
WHERE IS THE BATTLECATS GAMEPLAY?
Shitt weeb game
Donate
We need battle cats content
What’re you gay
BATTLECATS!!!!!!
Ken is the type of guy to swing his hips to close the fridge
💀💀💀
did you feel good after posting this comment that you copied from someone else?
@@smolchungus5647right??
@@smolchungus5647thats the joke
love the part where ken starts to jork his peanuts
in the stripped club
strait up
jork
it
and by it, haha
Ken is the type of guy to smack his lips after sipping from a watermelon
Ken's the type of guy to polish his watch collection and say "All spick and span!"
He is not polish he is Austrian
@@user-nr8be9id1vYeah, let him know! Loser😝😝😆😂😂💀💀🤫🤫
Why is this so fucking funny
What the fuck does this even mean 😭😭
I swear that 'spick' is a slur?
ken the typa guy to say "here goes nothing" as he slurps a watermelon
This has to be one of the best yap session of Ken
Definitely
Ken: "i went on a date with a girl, because im a straight man"
also Ken "so I'm on a date with this girl and her gay friend"
Beating log, arrows and Valkyrie with evo goblin barrel mirror clone is a perfect representation of the game rn
nah the guy just sucked
This is hands down the best Ken story in history
I would say the pizza delivery prank with his friend was probably the best but this is definitely a really good story as well
I think ken is lying, because no clash royale players talk to women
Ash: "you either quit and marry a woman or play long enough to date with every single single man in your apartment complex"
0:00 Bro Starts Yapping
19:12 Bro Stops Yapping
i loved the moment when ken licked dry all the juices of the watermelon
actually the most fantabulous yap in a while from Ken
Close your eyes and listen to the intro. It's amazing what you can do when you let your imagination take the wheel.
I love it when Ken sucks the enemies darts with rage all over him 😄
Alternate title: Ken goes to eat out with an archer queen and two mega knights
i'm really glad ken had a great time with his date. He seems like such a nice guy
Ken is the type of guy to go on a date with a girl only to get her gay best friend instead
Ken! It's okay, it's June. Be proud and oil up with the boys!
only Ken manages to get friendzoned by a girl on his date with 2 men
Ken the type of guy to go on a date with a girl
To pretend to go on a date with a girl*
And a gay man
Those balances clearly favouring log bait, clearly cr wants people to buy the new evo
Also nerfing Tesla so ppl go back to inferno and will use it for the evo slot
Came for the clash, stayed for ken’s distracted ramblings
3:49
oh no, the “girl has gay male friend” canon event
loved the part where ken started dominating duchess with his massive white elixir advantage over people whos log couldnt last too long to get any value
Prime Ken would've gotten 60000 bajillion views by now 😭😭🙏🙏
Fr Ken fell off + he got ratiod + L + frank haircut fr fr
@@no_Monday420says the twink
I loved it when Ken transitioned to the Dark Side
I always knew Ken liked men. Good to confirm he went out with one
1:40 I can’t believe Ken would lie to us he should oil up with his neighbors as compensation
Ken the type of guy to knock on the inside of the door while waiting on a visit
Ken is the type of guy to post about the balance changes
This whole thing can be avoided if people weren’t so nice and said “dude you are weird please leave”
Or you know, just tell him that they didn’t want to see the impression
cerebral palsy impression is second date material bro literally threw
ken should consider a podcast shit would be funny af, episode 1 should be the neighbour
kens the type of guy to say " don't make me angry 😡"
Summary of this Video: Ken went on a date with gay men and also balance changes
The balance change was that they buffed his gayness
oiled up highlights bout to have a field day with this one
ken is the type of guy to wash his hands after he’s had a shower
Wouldn’t it be such an epic twist if the gay best friend was ken’s neighbour and then they ditched the girl and had their own date
But what if Ken was that 'gay man" who ruined the two young people's date and now he's twisting the story to his advantage. I think this makes more sense than any of shit he was yappin abt
This vid is definitely going on the top of my "ken vid ranking list" alongside the neighbor ones, god tier story and the gimmick actually worked for once!
In this episode Ken and two homosexuals decided to discover each others bodies
Kenneth, it is about time you make a battle cats video while dressed up as archer queen
6:17 Ken starts talking about his real date
Ken is the type of person to say "oh uh guys we might be in trouble" (HELP HELP HELP HELP A BOT HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF MY BODY HELP HELP)
Ken is the type of guy to ignore the mayhem of comment section
Ken's not the type of guy to go on a date with a girl without another guy being involved
Ken is the kind of guy to go on a date with a girl’s gay friend and catch his opponent with his pants down
I can't belive Ken made those two guys gay after oiling hiself up
It's always those weird mid-ladder Witch decks that end up stealing a win
I just realized that dart goblin is a goblin wearing a mask, and not it's actual face.
the duchess is only getting one of those 2 nerfs:
someone posted a graph in the comments the option 11 is a harsher nerf so we should vote for that
Are you fucking kidding me whats the point of having tower troops if the legendary card isnt better than the common card
Where do you vote
6:18 ken is the type of person to say he love an homosexual man
Ken probably played clash while explaining his night to the uber
I can't believe OJ copied Ken's deck
Ken went on a date with a man 1:40
Notice how the girl was not the main part of the story any more as her friend showed up
Ken is the type of guy who uploads videos on CZcams
Ken is the type of guy to say "UMM, GUYS? WE GOT COMPANY!"
Blud prob did say that
why is that man doing cerebral palsy impressions with his friends
Asking the real questions
Crazy date with neighbor after, that's what he forgot to tell us.
Had to lose my edging streak for this 😢
KEN WETTING HIMSELF WITH A 🍉!!!!!?????
NOW I CAN GIVE BORTH PEACEFULLY
Ken is the type of guy to say "Here goes nothing!" and then slurp out of a slice of watermelon
You have to admit ken’s storytelling skills are insane
0:01 well well well
He is white though
1:31
Hold up the electro wizard went on a date?
Why didn’t we see this and an oiled up Ewiz at this smh
"on tinder or grindr or something" Ken knows what Grindr is.
every time Im just bored and lookin for somethin to do, youtube always recommends me Ken, and even though I hardly have any interest in clash royal its really funny listening to his storys every video, I dont know how a guy manages to get this many crazy life experiences but they really make my day
Ken is the type of guy to slip on a banana peel, land in a trash can, and pop out saying "Guess I'm just recycling myself!"
ken said yes to the friend cuz he heard homosexual
That table was the definition of a nightmare blunt rotation
Ken is the type of guy to wake up at 5 AM, not because he likes it, but because he can’t sleep. His room is a chaotic mess of monitors, gaming gear, and half-empty energy drinks. By day, Ken is a Clash Royale content creator and Discord admin, living his best life in the virtual world where he’s kind of a big deal. In reality? He’s awkward, lonely, and intensely weird.
Ken analyzes game strategies with the seriousness of a chess grandmaster, though his commentary is peppered with awkward jokes that only his die-hard followers appreciate. Oh, and let's not forget about his neighbor, a sweet boy who occasionally drops by with homemade cookies and stories about his life. They've developed an unusual bond over time, one that involves Ken occasionally helping him with chores and, uh not to mention their dirty little secret .... yeah unusual BOND. But that's a story for another day.
Evenings bring a strict workout routine in his apartment, where he follows a bizarre regimen that includes shadowboxing and jumping jacks. But the highlight of Ken’s day is what he calls “oiling up.” Alone in his room, Ken pours a mysterious blend of oils into his hands and slathers it over his body with the dedication of a bodybuilder prepping for a show-except he’s doing it just for himself, in silence, with the soft hum of his computer as the soundtrack.
Ken’s “oiling up” is his strange, secret ritual. It’s part skincare routine, part meditative act, and fully weird. This nightly ritual is his moment of zen, a slippery escape from the crushing loneliness of his offline life.
Outside of this, Ken’s life is a loop of awkward online interactions, takeout food, and avoiding real human contact. His neighbors think he’s a ghost, and he’s fine with that. Ken’s world is his screen, his games, and his slippery, shiny self-care routine.
Ken’s life is a bizarre blend of routines and isolation. His “oiling up” ritual might sound odd and unsettling to most, but for Ken, it’s a moment of slippery solace in an otherwise lonely existence.
2 videos in one day? GOOD LORD
Men comes
Men sees ken
Ken eats watermelon 💚
Men happy 😊
What a nerdy conversation about what you'd bring to a desert island and still talk about it while you're on a date KEN STICK TO CLASH ROYAL BROTHER
Ken said "gay" 24 times. ~1.05% of the words said in the video were "gay"
ofc bro is on a quadrouple date including 3 men
20 seconds ago is kentaboulus
This is probably your best yap yet.
About the Dagger Duchess changes at the start, the infographic doesn't explain it well, but those are actually two options that the community gets to decide on. Either a rework where it's less damage but faster recharge time, or a flat out -2 dagger nerf
2 videos a day is crazy
Ken definitely gets pegged by this "girl"
You know, I'm happy that Ken was happy by the end of this video, despite ending on a loss
She may have brought her gay best friend, but at least she didn't bring her friend that looks like she'd cost 8 elixir
As Ken’s boyfriend I feel deeply offended that Ken is cheating on me
Ken is black confirmed
greatest yap we need more stories like this mate