ADAB w/ Justin Roczniak
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- čas přidán 28. 05. 2024
- Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions.
0:00 Wake up and smell the Quoras
05:20 Has there ever been a police officer who can smell crime?
10:55 Can Nuclear Bombs Destroy Tanks Helicopters And Fighter Jets?
16:55 Why is there no bridge between Antarctica and Australia?
22:55 What would the police do if a shooter used babies as a shield
31:35 Should criticizing the president of the United States be a crime?
40:25 What would happen if I threw a rock at a wild polar bear?
46:20 Do elephants 'never forget' because they live such a boring life that anything memorable is worth remembering?
50:40 My professor called me a whiny vegan and the entire class cheered. How come no one protests a professor being so offensive? Why is the world like this?
1:00:00 Are thongs appropriate for a swimming pool?
1:06:00 How do I completely get rid of an incubus/succubus demon that has been disturbing my sleep and keep disturbing my life?
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Well there's your quora!
How in the hell did you guys get THE Justin Roczniak?
Well it was either help a friend move or cross two state lines to record a podcast
Ask him? Justin hardly strikes me as the prima donna type.
The energy the hosts bring to the show is disturbing; and most episodes its about two minutes in and the guest seems ready to ask out loud ‘what did I agree to, guys I’m going to leave;’ I thought this guest was getting ready to say that when he started talking about his friend needing help moving.
“An anemic bear is a big human” is truly wisdom to take with me.
podcast starts at 0:00
you are welcome
Thank you so much! Couldn't bear to wait.
heard the siren, wasn’t listening properly, paused and split the blinds only to realise “that doesn’t sound like a British siren”
lol
Yay Liam!
Wow a new episode of quorators? and it has my favorite part of the podcast, JUSTIN ROCZNIAK
The obvious answer to the baby shield question is that the cops should get their own baby shield and engage the shooter in melee combat
All Dads Are Bussin'
Bussin' makes me feel good
Now this is what I call a Quorsover! Mama mia! Spaghetti!
etc.
Why does Justin look e x a c t l y the way I have always pictured him
i heard franklin was attacked by bowser/aliens/godzilla, comments justin?
Now that’s a bun that brings honor to your family
Did not know quorators operated in these circles
junnstin roczniak soo yay
I love it when everyone gets into a groove when the theme hits!
Justin is looking good
"Could a nuclear bomb destroy a tank?"
"...yes."
"Interesting."
it just struck me if Roz had his own Waluigi, it would be WWE's Bray Wyatt
hell yeah
14:40 shockwaves famously go at the speed of sound. modern jet fighters famously go over twice the speed of sound. I'm kinda surprised Rocz didnt bring you up on that one.
he's not getting away with this one
how
Quora really has become Yahoo Answers 2, idiocy boogaloo since the original yahoo answers was closed.
Not fair posting a question that I cannot in good conscience even make a joke answer because I’m not Australian
Alex, please. Where did you get that shirt? Or better yet, can I trade you real American dollars for it?
"The band is named after the boy!" This is in fact not true- in that it is true but not like that so i get to pedanticallly correct you. What you are thinking of is a Vault Boy, from Fallout. The band is named after Fallout Boy, Radioactive Man's sidekick and ward from the simpsons.
:36 I recognize this guy's voice but I've never heard of Quorators, what other podcasts does he do? Maybe it's Pod Damn America...
that's the grizzled podcast voice of one alex ptak
Justin looks the opposite of what I imagined him looking like.