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  • čas přidán 16. 10. 2011
  • Billy Ray Valentine begins talking smack about being a big time pimp, player, and man of the streets. In the end he needs to talk his way out of a big time ass kickin' in a Philaedlphia jail cell.

Komentáře • 309

  • @cbaile
    @cbaile Před 11 lety +188

    If I win the lottery I'm hiring a big black dude to follow me around and say "YEAH".

    • @rickybe
      @rickybe Před 2 lety +16

      YEAH

    • @nunyanunya4147
      @nunyanunya4147 Před 2 lety +1

      i love that in 2021 we can make jokes about buying black men.
      its NOT slavery. i 'hired' him. so progressive.

    • @rickybe
      @rickybe Před 2 lety +2

      @@nunyanunya4147 I dont think Chris was being racist. If the character in the film had been white he would of been ‘hiring’ a white dude. I apologise if this was offensive, this was not my intention.

    • @jurgschupbach3059
      @jurgschupbach3059 Před 2 lety

      Yoo Man

    • @frankrichards3089
      @frankrichards3089 Před 2 lety +1

      Lmao

  • @HatunTashDCCIMinistries
    @HatunTashDCCIMinistries Před 2 lety +125

    "It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey, so close to Thanksgiving." Underrated line.

  • @redeyedbandit1251
    @redeyedbandit1251 Před 10 lety +204

    Holy crap, the prisoner on the left of Eddie Murphy is Giancarlo Espositio. Mind Blown!

    • @coreyray6041
      @coreyray6041 Před 5 lety +8

      Shit...I might have never noticed that

    • @coreyray6041
      @coreyray6041 Před 5 lety +10

      I was watching coming to America last year..and I never noticed when he comes to the barber shop the first time....Cuba gooding jr. is in the chair...

    • @keonta81
      @keonta81 Před 4 lety +8

      Speaking of coming to America one of the other inmates in Clint Smith who played on of the old barbers in the barbershop

    • @HH-ij3qv
      @HH-ij3qv Před 3 lety +4

      wow!!!! good spot!!

    • @ed1pk
      @ed1pk Před 3 lety +1

      MIND BLOWN!!! good catch! 😃

  • @kenb41
    @kenb41 Před 2 lety +21

    The phone in the Limo’s busted…what are you Ignowent? 😂😂😂 Absolute classic

  • @saiyaman001
    @saiyaman001 Před 9 lety +106

    Gus Fring was jailed in Philadelphia.
    Mike Ehrmantraut was a Philadelphia police officer .
    Breaking Bad is a spin-off of Trading Places?
    LOL

    • @spg1794
      @spg1794 Před 2 lety +2

      lol i cant believe how young he was.
      FWIW the actual gus fring... was modeled after a former chilean air force general who served under the dictator pinochet and disappeared after the regime fell and was rumored to have installed himself in one of the mexican drug cartels

    • @thescatman5029
      @thescatman5029 Před 2 lety +1

      Gus is the same cat that laid off Rocky from the meat plant, correct?

    • @williambrundage3457
      @williambrundage3457 Před 11 dny

      Great observation!!

  • @bakerXderek
    @bakerXderek Před 10 lety +150

    The origin of "YEAH"

    • @187onasimp
      @187onasimp Před 8 lety +1

      +bakerXderek CHEEEAAAHHH!!!

    • @DonPeyote420
      @DonPeyote420 Před 8 lety +1

      +bakerXderek Also, probably the origin of Tyrone Biggums, no?

    • @castlehill6717
      @castlehill6717 Před 4 lety +1

      Im pretty sure this actually is the origin of YEAH to be honest

    • @RaiderOfTheLost
      @RaiderOfTheLost Před 2 lety

      bruh i thought of you when i heard it and here you are

    • @armann04
      @armann04 Před 2 lety +1

      Must be Ron Simmons brother lol DAMN !

  • @DEFACTO9
    @DEFACTO9 Před 11 lety +40

    Ive simply never known a movie with so many beautiful one liners expressed so poetically well. Gem of a movie.

    • @crypastesomemore8348
      @crypastesomemore8348 Před 2 lety

      “Expressed so poetically” would’ve sufficed. The “well” is superfluous and breaks the flow of your cadence.

    • @dexmurphy9097
      @dexmurphy9097 Před 2 lety +1

      "Didn't i tell you the phone in the limo was busted. What are you ignorant?"
      Simply incredible. No question. The red bandana dude should have received an Academy Award.

    • @dexmurphy9097
      @dexmurphy9097 Před 2 lety

      Ooopss. The exact line is:
      "Yea the phone in the limo is busted. What are you ignorant?"
      Classic. No question. Academy performance ...

    • @MisfitsFiendClub138
      @MisfitsFiendClub138 Před rokem

      That just happens to be my limousine right outside 😂

  • @ThokoXaba
    @ThokoXaba Před 10 lety +56

    The last scream he does before he says, "They call that the quart of blood technique"..,,So hilarious..lol.

    • @thewaysofsin
      @thewaysofsin Před 10 lety +6

      thats the one that gets me everytime too.....glad we share that sense of humour

    • @ThokoXaba
      @ThokoXaba Před 10 lety

      thewaysofsin lol..

    • @joshhernandez5069
      @joshhernandez5069 Před 5 lety +1

      YES!!!!! SAME!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ddubs7314
    @ddubs7314 Před 3 lety +18

    I can understand how him looking like Barry White might confuse his understanding of the karate man. Makes perfect sense. 😂🤣😂

  • @gameking826
    @gameking826 Před 10 lety +29

    "In cell number 4, ON THE 9th FLOOR!"

  • @jagnoff3646
    @jagnoff3646 Před 10 lety +30

    One of the funniest pieces of comedy you'll ever see!

  • @Mutt1961
    @Mutt1961 Před 8 lety +31

    lmao - "Karate Men bruise on the _inside!_ They don't show they weaknesses!"...

    • @JoseRamirez-nw7pg
      @JoseRamirez-nw7pg Před 4 lety

      “I am a chain belt in karate, Bruce Lee was my teacher”🤣🤣😂

    • @realUlfricStormcloak
      @realUlfricStormcloak Před 3 lety

      @@JoseRamirez-nw7pg kung fu* ☝🤓
      The fact that he changed it from kung fu to karate further extenuates how fulla shit he is 😃😃😃😃😃😃

    • @JoseRamirez-nw7pg
      @JoseRamirez-nw7pg Před 3 lety

      Ulfric Stormcloak True!😂

    • @herintuion88
      @herintuion88 Před 6 měsíci

      Lol right 😅🫢

  • @Texfan57
    @Texfan57 Před 10 lety +13

    "It whatden't no cop man...it was copSSS, plural!" LOL!

  • @marquesjohnson6359
    @marquesjohnson6359 Před rokem +4

    I love trading places eddie was hilarious but my favorite part will always be the "yeah" LOL 🤣😂

  • @ed1pk
    @ed1pk Před 3 lety +13

    0:32 The lip quiver there sold it for me. Man deserves an Oscar!!! 🤣

  • @Castulos4
    @Castulos4 Před 8 lety +14

    Didn't I tell you that the phone in my limousine is busted ....?!!

  • @wolfauu
    @wolfauu Před 9 lety +18

    It wasn't no cop..cops..ssssssss.....plural...9/10 cops! Lolll

  • @ThokoXaba
    @ThokoXaba Před 10 lety +20

    One of my favorite films of all time..

  • @martinclibery4599
    @martinclibery4599 Před 8 lety +28

    Best comedy moment in history for me this scene !

  • @billy1673
    @billy1673 Před 2 lety +5

    One of the great Christmas classics!

  • @masanf9398
    @masanf9398 Před 10 lety +23

    The scene has Giancarlo Esposito AND the prison guard who rescues him is the dad from Beverly Hills 90210.

  • @dentpuller4766
    @dentpuller4766 Před 2 lety +35

    No matter how many times I watch this I still laugh. It's hilarious. I use the Barry white line on my wife... No she isn't fat. It gets her super confused and mad each time because she has zero idea what I'm talking about. Great scene. Great script. Perfect actors for scene. Can't think of another scene like it

    • @annettelanham9897
      @annettelanham9897 Před 2 lety +3

      I often ask my husband 'Where is yo bitches Mr Bigtime Pimp' 😄

    • @chilblain1
      @chilblain1 Před 8 měsíci +1

      ( Low voice ) YEAH!

  • @stevefowler1787
    @stevefowler1787 Před 10 lety +10

    What a great movie...a true comedy classic....

  • @roidjones
    @roidjones Před 10 lety +18

    Where it all started for Gus Fring

  • @fla22boy
    @fla22boy Před 9 lety +34

    Holy shit! That's Gus from breaking bad on Eddie's right!

  • @archersmith869
    @archersmith869 Před 2 lety +5

    I just love when Gus shows up in classic movies

  • @austinteutsch
    @austinteutsch Před 9 lety +12

    I love this scene. "A-ga" The only line that one dude had throughout the whole movie is "Yeah!" I wonder how hard Barry White laughed he saw this movie.

  • @jonishitani5101
    @jonishitani5101 Před 9 lety +41

    Eddie Murphy at his best

  • @scottiethompson9057
    @scottiethompson9057 Před 5 lety +11

    This is funniest shit on the earth!!😂

  • @bigtires79
    @bigtires79 Před 11 lety +6

    it aint cool being no jive turkey, so close to thanksgiving...

  • @DCheers217
    @DCheers217 Před 11 lety +4

    The phone in the limo is busted! What is you ignant? Lmao

  • @knyansa1569
    @knyansa1569 Před 5 lety +6

    I don't know about u guys but those two dudes- black& white really believed every word that Billy Ray told them. The white dude really started to smile when Billy Ray gave them the impression that he was about to do something. This Never gets old😁

    • @354allday
      @354allday Před 2 lety

      That's why Barry White lookin mfer part made it perfect. This the same guy that pussy in booking now he telling tough guy fairytales have to pull his card

  • @SpitfireDramaQueen
    @SpitfireDramaQueen Před 8 lety +3

    LMMFAO!!! The *YEAH!* has so many inflections, LMFAO xD !!!

  • @artdeco64
    @artdeco64 Před 11 lety +7

    Favorite part of that scene. Laugh everytime I see/hear it.

  • @mariopalos9238
    @mariopalos9238 Před 2 lety +2

    In 1984 my teacher showed this movie to the class to help explain economics.

  • @frankfiocco8004
    @frankfiocco8004 Před 2 lety +4

    Eddie busting out comedy gold in the 80's. YEAH.

  • @Texfan57
    @Texfan57 Před 10 lety +5

    0:40 that's my favorite part...I just his facial expressions and noises he makes, it's almost as if his trying to hold back his own laughter LMFAO!

  • @rickydean6826
    @rickydean6826 Před 10 lety +8

    U KNOW WHO YOU FUCKING WITH IN CELL #4 ON THE 9th FLOOR!!! Lol

  • @josephbuckhoff6988
    @josephbuckhoff6988 Před 7 lety +3

    *HaHaHa...This is one of the Funniest scenes ever & that was in 1983, (34 yrs.ago)*

  • @MrBiloxiSean
    @MrBiloxiSean Před 11 lety +5

    Karate Man rates CZcams videos on the inside. I paraphrase that line at least once a day.

  • @biga173rdify
    @biga173rdify Před 10 lety +16

    YEAH!!

  • @3alarm247
    @3alarm247 Před 12 lety +19

    That one guy had the easiest lines in history. Okay, in this scene you look mean and say "Yeah!!!" in a deep voice 3 times. That's it. Lol

  • @chilblain1
    @chilblain1 Před 8 měsíci +3

    “Man, it was a stone groove, my man….

    • @jaarmen3990
      @jaarmen3990 Před 5 měsíci +1

      And Valentine replied: yeah yeah yeah git tha fuk out!

  • @niradnagrom2356
    @niradnagrom2356 Před 2 lety +1

    "Hey look I ain't falling for the same trick twice! What you gonna do get me in the car and have me arrested for stealing it?"

  • @F1sTDaCuFFs
    @F1sTDaCuFFs Před 11 lety +2

    yeah.

  • @spg1794
    @spg1794 Před 2 lety +2

    this is way more perfect than many people know. I work in a psych hospital and many of my patients are in and out of jail, and I swear they all talk exactly like this when they show up on the unit. The staff (and most of the patients) just roll their eyes

  • @TheRebuilt1
    @TheRebuilt1 Před 10 lety +7

    00:33-00:40 quart of blood technique LOL

  • @Biggdoom344
    @Biggdoom344 Před 2 lety +1

    Billy Ray Valentine
    Yeah
    You made bail
    I DID??
    That blew up his whole pimp story 😝

  • @replaiii
    @replaiii Před 12 lety +3

    Weren't no cop man, it was copSSSS

  • @daniellee1722
    @daniellee1722 Před rokem +1

    Eddie decimated me when he called dude Barry white

  • @Qball379
    @Qball379 Před 12 lety +3

    KARATE MAN BRUISE ON DA INSIDE!

  • @johndoe9450
    @johndoe9450 Před 2 lety +4

    That's what makes this movie so wonderful: That guy not ONLY gets his missing legs and missing eyesight back, but also end up getting wealthy on the stock market! Just goes to show that miracles DO happen!

    • @karabinjr
      @karabinjr Před 2 lety

      but he is a karate man, and on the inside he is still blind and has no legs

  • @lotsofcars2011
    @lotsofcars2011 Před měsícem

    my favorite part of this scene comes in at 0:40 sec. Billy Ray is showing those 3 naive kids his expertise in kung fu. just when you think he’s done with the demonstration, at 0:40 he lets out a loud HAAAAA !!! LOL !!

  • @verruecktefrau
    @verruecktefrau Před rokem

    Along with "Bad Santa", the funniest holiday movie ever and my reason for surviving many holiday seasons.🤣😂🥰😍🎄🎥💟

  • @ball1106c
    @ball1106c Před 11 lety +3

    Listen to the Kung Fu screech @ 0:40...ROTFL!!

  • @jonkline709
    @jonkline709 Před 2 lety +1

    Just the way he said “ I did” was perfect

  • @waxedtaters
    @waxedtaters Před 10 lety +2

    YEA

  • @MisfitsFiendClub138
    @MisfitsFiendClub138 Před rokem +1

    That's a young Gus Fring in the jail cell

  • @modogg010
    @modogg010 Před 11 lety +2

    IM A KARATE MAN!!!

  • @chico260
    @chico260 Před 10 lety +7

    2:01- 2:06
    Last line of defense...keep it real to the end.

  • @tak3808
    @tak3808 Před 12 lety +2

    That was the first thing I noticed. LOL

  • @Dollbabyloves
    @Dollbabyloves Před 12 lety +2

    So close to thanksgiving lo

  • @wishy805
    @wishy805 Před 10 lety +7

    You made bail. I did?

  • @cancelaaatoday
    @cancelaaatoday Před 11 lety +4

    Did you know that the watch Dan Akroyd pawned to Bo Diddley was a Rochefoucauld watch?

    • @mci6830
      @mci6830 Před 4 lety +4

      In Philadelphia it's worth 50 bucks

    • @Esotereclectic
      @Esotereclectic Před 2 lety

      @@mci6830 Burns my fingers!

  • @lincolntc2413
    @lincolntc2413 Před 2 lety

    Hey ! Thats Buggin'out standing on the jail door

  • @LGKids
    @LGKids Před 2 lety

    That’s cops, plural! Lol! Peace!

  • @roadrunner2710
    @roadrunner2710 Před 2 lety +1

    The guy in the back is GUS from Breaking bad.

  • @Stadiongatan
    @Stadiongatan Před 11 lety +2

    love this movie

  • @trashbuckets2120
    @trashbuckets2120 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Hold on, the guy standing next to him is Gus Fring!

  • @mrgordon724
    @mrgordon724 Před 11 lety +2

    Teaaahh...quart of blood technique lol

  • @3912James
    @3912James Před 11 lety +3

    The best part of the movie.

  • @chessdrummer
    @chessdrummer Před 10 lety +1

    Billy Ray sure watched a lot of kung fu movies... too many! :-)

  • @Slade_Havok
    @Slade_Havok Před 11 lety +2

    1:12 My new ringtone XD

  • @intellegence63smart
    @intellegence63smart Před 12 lety +2

    YEAH!

  • @mistamontiel
    @mistamontiel Před 12 lety +2

    YEH.

  • @claytonvernon8793
    @claytonvernon8793 Před 2 lety

    Probably Top-5 funniest scenes in movie history. Rivals: Sheriff arrives 'Blazing Saddles.' Professor Turgidson in 'Back to School.' "Mind if I play through?" in 'Caddyshack'

  • @winduonline
    @winduonline Před 12 lety +1

    Gus from breaking bad behind him

  • @chilblain1
    @chilblain1 Před 8 měsíci +1

    A young Gustavo Fring.

  • @confirmhandle
    @confirmhandle Před 2 lety +1

    Man those big dudes just lifted him right up

  • @robcolcort8007
    @robcolcort8007 Před 4 lety +3

    Funniest scene ever

  • @MajinHercule
    @MajinHercule Před 11 lety +1

    Trading Places

  • @The_Bit_Player
    @The_Bit_Player Před 2 lety +1

    Chain Belt? That would make Eddie Murphy the Greatest Kung Fu Master that ever lived...

  • @metaforcesaber
    @metaforcesaber Před rokem +1

    Hey that's Gus Fring!

  • @mrgordon724
    @mrgordon724 Před 10 lety +2

    That's the quart of blood technique

  • @Salisbury2015
    @Salisbury2015 Před 19 dny

    That's a very young Giancarlo Esposito.

  • @chilblain1
    @chilblain1 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Karate man bleed on the inside.
    Young Gian Carlo Esposito tho.
    Quart of blood technique.

  • @ottoskorzeny7984
    @ottoskorzeny7984 Před 8 lety +2

    just hilarious

  • @Cinemabuff97
    @Cinemabuff97 Před 9 lety +1

    0:07-0:13
    Gus has been interested in green box cutters for far too long

  • @Dmaccabees
    @Dmaccabees Před 2 lety +1

    😂🤣🤣🤣..still hilarious 🤣🔥💯

  • @azizleeroy9965
    @azizleeroy9965 Před 11 lety +2

    hella good

  • @stevejones6247
    @stevejones6247 Před rokem

    Billy Ray Valentine?
    yes
    move it you made bail
    I did

  • @soud986
    @soud986 Před 2 lety +1

    It was cops. sss plural 😂

  • @KaisUK
    @KaisUK Před 2 lety +2

    Is that a young Gustavo Fring ?

  • @josiahlomas7388
    @josiahlomas7388 Před 2 lety +1

    Gus fring before he started los pollos hermanos

  • @campdry
    @campdry Před 11 lety +2

    Yeah!!

  • @Charliecomet82
    @Charliecomet82 Před 6 lety +1

    Must have been just before Gus started working for Pinochet...

  • @nunyanunya4147
    @nunyanunya4147 Před 2 lety +1

    "... YEAH!!"

  • @c.l.taylor8760
    @c.l.taylor8760 Před 11 lety +1

    This guy's name is Clint. On Chappelle's Show's Charlie Murphy has a segment where he talks about beating this guy up. It is funny as shit!

  • @marllomon
    @marllomon Před rokem

    Trading Places is part of the Breaking Bad universe

  • @daqwanwalters5633
    @daqwanwalters5633 Před 2 lety

    “Yeah the phone in the limo is busted what is ya ignorant”