⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "The Happiness Children Column is one of my and my child's favourite program. My child...is not that smart for their age, and I tried this program. I recommend it, they now know what is an owl and what is a goldfish. And my child is *happy* more then ever! Even tho they say they have nightmares after every program lesson...I don't understand why...?"
☆☆☆☆☆ "My friend told me about the Happiness Childern Column, and it is a overall nice show, but like some other viewers my child is experiencing these strange night t€řrœŕ$. Yet when I watched this program in my youth i never experienced these. However my Happy child is *happier* than ever!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Wish i could give it 5 starts but… “ this is a really great show, my kids actually learn and enjoy it It all went really well…well..until they started getting scared, i don’t know why, i see it as a really great learning program for kids, but they don’t have enough episodes And they start going crazy, and..i don’t know why? But anyways they still are happy as ever!
⭐️ ATTENTION: This program has obviously captured their children's minds. Allowing their brain think it's an "ordinary" education. However, we have noticed that the teacher in bottom left corner of the screen has no eyes and no nose, due to it's characteristics, a wide smile is at bottom of her head. The program features like an "ordinary" educational program, and it's not. The first thing shown on the right is an owl, then an bitten apple appears to the head. The text changes from "Owl" to "Not an owl". Scientists say that this show was originally a normal program, then a hijacker corrupted the the show forever. While others say that this is secretly owned by a disturbing company, making an entire fury in the inside. We have no idea who created the show then. If you see this show in your TV, switch into an another program. Thanks. -FBI
Things to note: -Not really a note, but that was... strange. -(HEAVY SPECULATION) The woman/teacher's face looks like her upper face area is blurred, but by looking closely you can see her mouth is looks like it was edited on. This could imply that she is an adult version of a happy child. THTS JUST A THEORY THOUGH, A FILM THEO -Again, it has happy in the name! (Happiness knowledge column). Programs are also sometimes created/funded by companies, so maybe the unknown company from the first video has a hand in this? -The scary child thingy at the end looks similar to the Happy children's other form from the first video. I've said this twice and I'll say it again, CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED
the person with the blurred face, acknowledging the energy biscuit from the most recent video (of my time) causes distorted faces. its possible that the person here ate the energy biscuit, and so do a lot of people. if they didn't their faces would be more clear. just a theory tho
Teacher: “Kids, I gotta use the bathroom. I’ll be right back just keep watching ‘My Little Pony’!” Kids: “oki” *episode ends, autoplay does its thing* “*welcome to the children’s happiness knowledge column, let’s know more about animals today!:)*” Kids: “ooh” *2 minutes later* Teacher: “Kids I’m ba-“ Kids: *traumatized*
@@sillyshaytakeover I mean, the video doesn't really have much in the way of inaccurate information. If the children can't accept that, then I can only imagine Twilight would be very disappointed.
I want Wendigoon on to review this so hard, omg. THIS NEEDS TO BLOW UP!! I'm getting messed up society where things like the Happy Child stuff are somehow being normal without people noticing, then they are just going to blow up and make a chaos, kinda like when The Smile Tapes fungus went crazy and became a pandemic.
THEORY: Maybe this program was created by an AI to fight against the Happy Child. As an AI it doesn't have much idea of what to show to warn everyone. We see that half of the teacher's face is blurred, or better, lacking facial features, that means the AI doesn't have all the information necessary to replicate a human figure perfectly. It does the same with the animals, using anything it has to have to show what is and what is not that animal. We see that it can perfectly recreate the HC's human-like form and it's (original?) form, meaning it already knows about it. Maybe the AI is from the same ? company that appears in the HC video, but it evolves it's will to save humanity from the HC, that's why it has the HC's files. As it's about to show the HC's forms, the "Be Careful" message appears, as if it should be not accesing that information, so right after that the AI is shut down. Wow this channel made me think this much XD Congrats man, this is top quality lore content!
Wow this is really educating me on what is and isn't! Thanks for the video, I always have trouble looking at something and realizing it's an eldritch being that has came to destroy all life on earth so this is really helpful.
Review on video knowledge: “I’m absolutely happy and proud that schools are now enknowledgeing kids about the entities around these parts!! Keep it up!”
I believe that this is warning people about the happy children, that shapeshift into realistic children but kill whoever makes it sad, based on the drippy arms (similar to the buy a happy child video)
In the analog horror world, it's predicting that the twisted creatures are actually real species found anywhere in the world. Not just the children's program.
I had a dream similar to this It was columns of episodes like on a Chanel, all alphabetical, nothing truly unusual, but I was terrified about a shark named Charles in the directors cut. Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat, but I needed to face my fear. So by choice I continued the dream. And as the episode of Charles the shark came on, I was in the tank, drowning slowly. Then woke up, tired for the rest of the day at school.
This could somehow be linked to the "Happy Child" video , perhaps this school made the HAPPY "Child" , UNHAPPY , therefore causing that child to become that horrific monster.... Also this could be the government making a child show warning children what is a normal animal and a HAPPY animal , just like the HAPPY child. well thats just a theory so don't take it all that seriously , have a good an HAPPY day ! :)
Theory: This is linked with the Happy Child. The reason the teacher's face is blurred is because it was a customer who bought the Happy Child named Mrs [REDACTED] (1952-1984). The human one is a much more powerful form of the Happy Child, which killed the teacher.
Each entity named by me! Not an owl: awl Not a rabbit: eyebbit Not a kitten: eyetten Not a puppy: skullppy Not a goldfish: tomato fish Not a human: ???????
So I was trying to find a program for my child because the older one was saying that she already knew the answers so I signed her up to make sure she was doing so I had her older sibling help her and then when it said not a rabbit she was getting threatened on a childern program and showed her a rabbit get dismembered as then I contacted the police immediately as soon as I finished watching this video when I found it 1 star for disturbing humor and blackmailing
Hey did any of you look at the names closely? Because in "puppy" it said "pup*py" In "goldfish" it said "goldfis?h" And in "human'' it said " humaN" And I put it together and I got | *?N |
⭐⭐⭐⭐ My little sister tried it, and it's great! She has learned so much I d҉o҉n҉t҉ e҉v҉e҉n҉ k҉n҉o҉w҉ w҉h҉a҉t҉ t҉o҉ s҉a҉y҉! But, she says she has scary ꑛꍟ꒒ꉣ ꐇꌚ nightmares...? Don't know why, but ĐɆ₣ł₦ł₮ɆⱠɎ ⱤɆ₵Ø₥₥Ɇ₦Đ~!!
FIRST THEORY In the first video is the vision of one happy children in test, by is seems they can't recognize the bed. If this "error" of recognize the things is making problems (like didn't recognize the adult or owner) and then the company create a video to educate the "happy children", teaching them a recognize the things. SECOND THEORY This might be a warning
This analog horror make me obsess that teacher with no face and only her's smile then i can't stop thinking that so i can't sleep and have a nightmares. I want forget it that image from my brain.
its feels like its a guide from another universe to protect the children there from these creatures as if some radioactive accident had happened and they had to warn the children not to touch such infected animals, or even the classic scheme of the company that kept these animals but they ended up running out... i really like it, very different:)
Know what would have made it scarier? Imagine the “not a human” picture looking perfectly normal.
oh shi-
Better yet, the images for "human" and "not a human" are flipped
that’s be terrifying to me, knowing im not human XD
@@julianvents__4759 w h a t
@@thenonfurry idk if you got it but I think he was talking about if the video showed a normal humans as "not a human", then he wouldnt be a human
the human one actually gives me chills even tho its fake 😟
the giant enemy spider
It's coming for you =)
Same
@@germani69 wait i realized i have 156 likes lol
Same
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"The Happiness Children Column is one of my and my child's favourite program. My child...is not that smart for their age, and I tried this program. I recommend it, they now know what is an owl and what is a goldfish. And my child is *happy* more then ever! Even tho they say they have nightmares after every program lesson...I don't understand why...?"
The child: 💀
☆☆☆☆☆
"My friend told me about the Happiness Childern Column, and it is a overall nice show, but like some other viewers my child is experiencing these strange night t€řrœŕ$. Yet when I watched this program in my youth i never experienced these. However my Happy child is *happier* than ever!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Wish i could give it 5 starts but…
“ this is a really great show, my kids actually learn and enjoy it
It all went really well…well..until they started getting scared, i don’t know why, i see it as a really great learning program for kids, but they don’t have enough episodes
And they start going crazy, and..i don’t know why? But anyways they still are happy as ever!
⭐️
ATTENTION:
This program has obviously captured their children's minds. Allowing their brain think it's an "ordinary" education. However, we have noticed that the teacher in bottom left corner of the screen has no eyes and no nose, due to it's characteristics, a wide smile is at bottom of her head. The program features like an "ordinary" educational program, and it's not. The first thing shown on the right is an owl, then an bitten apple appears to the head. The text changes from "Owl" to "Not an owl". Scientists say that this show was originally a normal program, then a hijacker corrupted the the show forever. While others say that this is secretly owned by a disturbing company, making an entire fury in the inside. We have no idea who created the show then. If you see this show in your TV, switch into an another program. Thanks.
-FBI
@@whyme662 Wait really?
Names for the hybrids:
0:14 Appowl
0:23 sag rabbit
0:32 eye-wingel kitten
0:40 skele-puppy
0:51 citra flesh-tooth fish
0:58 Mangle-human
skele-puppy is also king from the owl house
One appowl a day, keeps the doctor away
Apoow lol
These animals from ohio
Or, you could go the same way the writer of NES Godzilla Creepypasta did, and name them Not-Owl, Not-Rabbit, Not-Goldfish, etc.
The human one,even though its edited I can feel the ghosts are touching my shoulder saying "We are reaching your car's extended warranty"
ok
yea same
I just ruined 69 likes
LMAOOO
Things to note:
-Not really a note, but that was... strange.
-(HEAVY SPECULATION) The woman/teacher's face looks like her upper face area is blurred, but by looking closely you can see her mouth is looks like it was edited on. This could imply that she is an adult version of a happy child. THTS JUST A THEORY THOUGH, A FILM THEO
-Again, it has happy in the name! (Happiness knowledge column). Programs are also sometimes created/funded by companies, so maybe the unknown company from the first video has a hand in this?
-The scary child thingy at the end looks similar to the Happy children's other form from the first video.
I've said this twice and I'll say it again, CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED
the person with the blurred face, acknowledging the energy biscuit from the most recent video (of my time) causes distorted faces. its possible that the person here ate the energy biscuit, and so do a lot of people. if they didn't their faces would be more clear. just a theory tho
It’s just a theory.
film theo💀
Maybe this is a happy child was built to teach the other happy childs?
@@winkytoot a film theory
Owl + Apple = Owpple.
And the "not a puppy" reminds me of King from Owl House lol.
Yeah! It,s so similar~
same!
Ok but hear me out
King is an adorable lil guy (puppy)
Something tells me that "not a puppet" isn't a lil guy
🤷♂️
If that owl replace the apples with crown it actually stolas lol
KIIINGGG
I can imagine a teacher at a kindergarten leaves autoplay running and this comes on
bruh children traumitized for life 💀💀💀
It'd be beneficial.
@@Private_jin fr fr
Teacher: “Kids, I gotta use the bathroom. I’ll be right back just keep watching ‘My Little Pony’!”
Kids: “oki”
*episode ends, autoplay does its thing*
“*welcome to the children’s happiness knowledge column, let’s know more about animals today!:)*”
Kids: “ooh”
*2 minutes later*
Teacher: “Kids I’m ba-“
Kids: *traumatized*
@@sillyshaytakeover I mean, the video doesn't really have much in the way of inaccurate information. If the children can't accept that, then I can only imagine Twilight would be very disappointed.
"Owl."
Me: Noted.
"Not an owl."
Me: *bursts out laughing*
Shows normal owl
"Owl"
Shows owl with an apple head
*WHEEEZE*
I want Wendigoon on to review this so hard, omg. THIS NEEDS TO BLOW UP!!
I'm getting messed up society where things like the Happy Child stuff are somehow being normal without people noticing, then they are just going to blow up and make a chaos, kinda like when The Smile Tapes fungus went crazy and became a pandemic.
the fact that the music used was like stage 4 or 5 of eateot increases the analog horrorness of this, i like it
I love this music too! Thank u~
H1 - Post Awareness Confusions
the "not an owl" is so true
THEORY:
Maybe this program was created by an AI to fight against the Happy Child.
As an AI it doesn't have much idea of what to show to warn everyone.
We see that half of the teacher's face is blurred, or better, lacking facial features, that means the AI doesn't have all the information necessary to replicate a human figure perfectly.
It does the same with the animals, using anything it has to have to show what is and what is not that animal.
We see that it can perfectly recreate the HC's human-like form and it's (original?) form, meaning it already knows about it.
Maybe the AI is from the same ? company that appears in the HC video, but it evolves it's will to save humanity from the HC, that's why it has the HC's files.
As it's about to show the HC's forms, the "Be Careful" message appears, as if it should be not accesing that information, so right after that the AI is shut down.
Wow this channel made me think this much XD
Congrats man, this is top quality lore content!
Ai?
@@oh1029 ...kind of a, robot-a smart robot :)...
@@l0v380 its should bring gun
@@oh1029 yess
@@oh1029 AI - Artificial intelligence
Wow this is really educating me on what is and isn't! Thanks for the video, I always have trouble looking at something and realizing it's an eldritch being that has came to destroy all life on earth so this is really helpful.
Weird thing
I'm just glad they made some decent tailor-made pants for that creature, props to whoever did that
Review on video knowledge: “I’m absolutely happy and proud that schools are now enknowledgeing kids about the entities around these parts!! Keep it up!”
I believe that this is warning people about the happy children, that shapeshift into realistic children but kill whoever makes it sad, based on the drippy arms (similar to the buy a happy child video)
Gotta admit the puppy and cat were cute. I dont mean the "not a kitten" and "not a puppy"
The not a puppy gave me ideas
YAYYYYYYYYY
I like how the absolutely buggered up track of H1 fits into this alien experience so bloody much
I would like to say a big thanks for letting me be in the end of the vid! ;)
Bro imagine a alternate universe where humans are these unholy looking creatures 💀
Thats what the company is aiming for,for some reason
Does any of y'all remember when this was marked for CZcams Kids?
Imagine those parents who let their kids watch this 😭😭
That would have been weird
Just saying but the Not an owl gave me less chills than the owl
i am so gonna draw the "not a kitten" one
In the analog horror world, it's predicting that the twisted creatures are actually real species found anywhere in the world. Not just the children's program.
Remember when this video used to be "made for kids" ?
those look like if the alters (idk how they are called) from Mandela Catalogue are no longer immitating only humans
I'm sorry, but the gold fish got me dying of laughter when I saw it had hands
this isn't scary this is just hilarious to me 😭😭😭😭
That's fine.
Thats what my sister said to mandela catalouge
I had a dream similar to this
It was columns of episodes like on a Chanel, all alphabetical, nothing truly unusual, but I was terrified about a shark named Charles in the directors cut. Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat, but I needed to face my fear. So by choice I continued the dream. And as the episode of Charles the shark came on, I was in the tank, drowning slowly. Then woke up, tired for the rest of the day at school.
Bro why did the kitten one actually make me laugh
its just so cool to see what kind of alternate concept of every living
GOSH DARN DUDE
I really love this, this, this is content
0:39 what a nice puppy!
Owl.
"Noted."
Not an owl.
*Bursts out laughing*
That's a happy child..
I thought I was in another universe for like 2 minutes because I put the video on loop
0:31 This fake cat deserves to be the next Kirby final boss
0:02 SUNFLOWER
This could somehow be linked to the "Happy Child" video , perhaps this school made the HAPPY "Child" , UNHAPPY , therefore causing that child to become that horrific monster....
Also this could be the government making a child show warning children what is a normal animal and a HAPPY animal , just like the HAPPY child.
well thats just a theory so don't take it all that seriously , have a good an HAPPY day ! :)
Thanks your comment! I hope you will like it~Have a nice day!
Simple but great.
This content creator has a good future i think ir he put 100% focus he Will be a very recognise Analog horror youtuber
Thank you!
Damn H1 post awareness confusion Section A is a banger
Same
“Not a kitten.” Um no, it’s still a kitten, just a little special.
I love this. Perfect, so perfect analog horror.
0:55 I think that an robot is trying to warn you because the text is saying”be careful “ that means the hc is spying on you
Theory: This is linked with the Happy Child. The reason the teacher's face is blurred is because it was a customer who bought the Happy Child named Mrs [REDACTED] (1952-1984). The human one is a much more powerful form of the Happy Child, which killed the teacher.
"Owl"
Me: :)
"Not an owl"
Me: **spits out drink then wheeze so hard while rolling out of the bed**
İ wonder why they needed to show a 'not' versions...
Each entity named by me!
Not an owl: awl
Not a rabbit: eyebbit
Not a kitten: eyetten
Not a puppy: skullppy
Not a goldfish: tomato fish
Not a human: ???????
The end spooked me real good, but up until that point it was jusy making me giggle.c:
I will show this to my toddlers when I grow up to teach them
The other ones were kind of scary but this was just funny.
I like the fact that they said "let's learn about animals!" and they showed a human at the end
Not a puppy looks like a boss from dark soul series LOL
The BoneDog
So I was trying to find a program for my child because the older one was saying that she already knew the answers so I signed her up to make sure she was doing so I had her older sibling help her and then when it said not a rabbit she was getting threatened on a childern program and showed her a rabbit get dismembered as then I contacted the police immediately as soon as I finished watching this video when I found it
1 star for disturbing humor and blackmailing
I like the way her voice sounds so uncertain and possibly in excruciating pain
0:13 not sure if anyone's said it yet but that's obviously half an apple
BIBLICALLY ACCURATE KITTEN
the one telling us this is scarier than the other ones
I freaking like this analog dreamcore horror stuck in my head
The “not an owl” scared me so much i had nightmares 😂
0:22 rabbit? Eye creater? No.
*REYEBIT!*
Idk why but the not an owl part got me laughing hard
Idk if its just me but the not an owl got me on the floor, its so stupidly funny lmao
Hey did any of you look at the names closely?
Because in "puppy" it said "pup*py"
In "goldfish" it said "goldfis?h"
And in "human'' it said " humaN"
And I put it together and I got | *?N |
0:38 puppy? No.
SKULLP- oh wait. My made up names are always bad. Nevermind
Where is her eyes dude now I got the chills
When i saw the “not a goldfish” i felt blood in my mouth
thank god the kitten one was only an eyeball and wings if it was anything worse i would’ve cried on the spot that would’ve crossed the line
The puppy one made me get goosebumps
Bruh, I don't know what the meaning is, it's not very clear
idk why but not a goldfis?h made me laugh
he had a damn tomato as his head lmao
A child app just popped up at me as a ad lol ☠️
Bruh the owl just got the face swapped with a cut in half apple
Ok everything gives me chills but.. THE BARN OWL MADE ME DIE LOL
0:31 biblically accurate kitten
this is like wierd core. i love it.
Fact: when we said owl,owl when we read like aw(awful)
0:30....Biblically Accurate Angels be like:
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My little sister tried it, and it's great! She has learned so much I d҉o҉n҉t҉ e҉v҉e҉n҉ k҉n҉o҉w҉ w҉h҉a҉t҉ t҉o҉ s҉a҉y҉! But, she says she has scary ꑛꍟ꒒ꉣ ꐇꌚ nightmares...? Don't know why, but ĐɆ₣ł₦ł₮ɆⱠɎ ⱤɆ₵Ø₥₥Ɇ₦Đ~!!
What's a cool comment!
@@Onigiri_Cat No idea!!
Ok, so this could be either a facility to learn for HC’s, or the factory teaching newly/HC’s that haven’t been bought yet
This helped me learn more about animals.
0:33 it’s a eyekitten they are cute but they are scared of humans so we can’t always touch them
Oh my god i know it’s analog horror but “not an owl” got me so good for some reason i was crying legitimate tears of *laugh*
I like to imagine that this is a series and it is shown in Sunshine Kindergarten and that they are also the creators of it and obviously, aired.
I literally had an Adidas ad before this and I thought that _that_ was the analog horror from the bad quality and editing
动物园园规系列和这个有点像！so awesome!
Me gustaría que hagan una serie de terror analógico de este video.
FIRST THEORY
In the first video is the vision of one happy children in test, by is seems they can't recognize the bed. If this "error" of recognize the things is making problems (like didn't recognize the adult or owner) and then the company create a video to educate the "happy children", teaching them a recognize the things.
SECOND THEORY
This might be a warning
Welcome back to things I should not be watching at 3am.
This analog horror make me obsess that teacher with no face and only her's smile then i can't stop thinking that so i can't sleep and have a nightmares. I want forget it that image from my brain.
The apple owl was funny as hell
The eye kitten was actually cute x3
Ok, now I gotta make them as ocs 😂
i love ur horror vids
Amo estos tipos de videos
its feels like its a guide from another universe to protect the children there from these creatures
as if some radioactive accident had happened and they had to warn the children not to touch such infected animals, or even the classic scheme of the company that kept these animals but they ended up running out... i really like it, very different:)
Thanks teacher but I already learned all of these years ago!