does anyone notice that smiles in horror are usually bad and frowns are good? maybe the unhappy child is one that doesn’t hurt people and knows too much
@@carriemark Yes! Also, Frowners and Smilers are opposites. This could be what this means, I'm not fond with the lore but it seems that happy is bad and sad is good. This could be true.
"My little siblings go to the Sunshine Kindergarten. And They really like it! Even thought I was hesitant about them entering it, but my parents said that this is the perfect one for them. I believed them. But it still gives me shivers..."
@@NyxTheRandomPerson "You don't wanna know. It's best for you this way. The only thing I'm going to say is that don't enroll your kids/siblings in the Sunshine Kindergarten...please don't."
A Quote from Adam Martinez. "My little brother enrolled in this daycare. He went missing a week later... Don't eat the meat. It's... Him." Theory time! The Sunshine daycare employees are shifted entities trying to wipe out humanity. The meat isn't pork, not even any animal. It's the flesh of the past children who enrolled into this demon daycare. The Happy Children help the entities by acting normal. However. The Unhappy child is here to help. It was made by the US army to defeat the entities trying to wipe out humanity. Their goal is to strengthen humanity against all entities.
THEORY: - Ok, so this maybe the same AI I talked about in the Happy Knowledge Column video. - We see that it still cannot replicate human faces but it shows more features that the last time, although in a distorted way. - The background is colorful and the character gives the same knowledgeful vibe as in the 1st video. - It stills has NO idea about common sense, so it uses some weird advertising to attract more people and warn them about the Happy Child, but it seems that it kinda improves on it's way to attract people so it maybe is learning. - Another thing is that it maybe connected to the internet, it maybe showing weird things but the AI is just getting what new images it can from the web to warn people, like "Kids Books" (0:33), "Unhappy children drawings" (0:43) or even "Baby food" (1:00), like the kid is a pet... It also shows some uncanny figures, as in Happy and Unhappy child (1:07), so it is mixing things like in the 1st video. - "No matter what your child is": OMG this just gave me another thought, the AI is trying to get Happy Child parents to put it's HC in the kindergarten so it can erradicate them, saving the people from death before it's too late... - "For our food": This may be related to the Happy Microwave but I still don't quite get it... GEEZ MAN you're getting me a new hobby XD Gonna try to find a meaning in the other videos too. You're awesome, this is some good work!
I think maybe it said for our food to be like they're hungry and eat the children that are sent there and if no parents send their kids there then the teachers will starve maybe they're using the children as a food source ? Idk just a theory...
my theory: the sunshine kindergarten is another thing ran by the unknown company. it uses the kids in the kindergarten as guinea pigs to develop the happy child. the kids get exposed to the information the happy children are supposed to have in their memory,and they use it to develop the actual programmed thing itself.
Things of note (Might update later, this video is a hard one to wrap my head around): -at 0:07, she says "and is safe and reliable". right before the word "reliable", there is a glitch sound. This could be covering up a word, such as "not". -I was starting to think that this wasnt connected to the other videos (still not fully sure if they are connected or not), but at 1:05, it mentions HAPPY and UNHAPPY children. IDK if this is important or not, but I'll think about it for a bit. -at 0:36, when the woman says "books", the pictures are replaced by... really wierd images. The one on the top left shows what seems to be a group of people encountering a birdlike humanoid, I can't tell what the top right one is, but it looks like a person tied to a tree, and it looks like the bottom one is a man infront of multiple doglike creatures -0:42 shows unnerving drawings, the thing they have in common are that they are of a child standing next to a dead person. Could imply they are teaching kids to... cause that kind of stuff. -0:50 THE MEAT IS RAWWWWWWWWWWWW (they will get salmon nella!!11!!!!!11!111!!) -1:00 I-Is that literal dog food? -Speaking of dogs, 1:09 shows that an unhappy child is like a dog. -1:12, after it says "Come and enroll in our kindergarten", for a couple frames it says "For our food". I still have NO IDEA what any of this means, so if yall in the replies can help me, that would be AWESOMEEEEEE
"For our food" could be a reference to the happy microwave, where they show a housewife using her child for food. They could be using children to feed themselves using the microwave. And the "unhappy" child is only bones, which can be connected to the "meat" option from the meals section. THIS EPISODE WAS WAY FULL OF NEW INFO I LOVE IT
After visiting Sunshine Kingdom, my son learned to speak Latin in reverse. I recommend to everyone. I went through the apocalypse according to the Gospel and I wish all children to go through it. Thank you for this wonderful preschool
Part three of reviewing places and things. So I was looking for a good kindergarten for my child because it was hard to find some because they had lots of 1 star reviews I decided on this one because my Child saw a lot of 4 and 5 star reviews. They showed me it and I decided for him to go there on her first day she showed me a terrifying image of the lunch lady trying to make my child a cannibal so I just called the cops on them and I decided to enroll her to a new school just in case the child remembers what has happened. One day, the principal said that she was holding a toy during class time. The teacher checked to make sure there isn’t a weapon inside and when she checked the eye she saw a camera. I am reporting you to the police for this disturbing humor to little 5 year olds who just wants to have a good life 1 star review Edit: how could the viewer tell that was the school who did it. Well because she never seen that toy and it said this product was made my sunshine kindergarten
Theory : this is how the happy child's sunshine kindergarten looks like, where fully human child's are made into food and the "happy child" has to eat it, the happy childs learn and study the things they need to know and how to do it, these living weapon of an organism has a higher chance on being very aggressive so the AI of this company gave them a peaceful environment, from what they seem to look like, inside is happy and colorful, when what they are doing is dark and messed up
the thing that makes all of the videos that try to be scary aren’t is that you are instantly shown something completely abnormal, ie: the teacher with the twisted face. Another thing is that why would I be watching an ad for a kindergarten class on tv? You don’t see those types of ads normally and it completely throws off the disturbing feeling it is trying to give you
I think that the daycare will feed the unhappy children to the happy children. They weed out the “bad apples”. That's why the only children who leave the daycare are happy. This got dark.
As a person who's interested in horror content, your videos are very entertaining to watch. Well, not necessarily entertaining but I like the way this series portrays everyday things. Keep it up!!
I kind of wonder if this could be like the special education system the HC’s go to. After all, why would a school want to take in these little robot kids? And also, this could be the reason the HC’s are still happy or come out as happy, because they get to be with other HC’s - their friends.
{Turns off TV} ". . . Honey, you're NEVER going to this school. You're smart, I'm just worried.." 'Why?' "It's so.. Sketchy. I can homeschool you easily.." 'Oh..' {They sat in silence.} "I'm only trying to protect you. I hope you know that, A-A-A-A-" {The footage glitched, and ended.}
my happy child woulde love staying there! here's my enrollment paper! Age: 1 Year Old Name: Clarabelle (If they need a name.) Gender: Female Can they bring their emotional support pet? Their pet is a bird... hopefully they're safe, we got kicked out for being 'too wrong'?
@@theluminaryofthestars4181 y’a better give them their own room/aviary, a good variety of veggies, about 3-4 hours of attention, training, & playing, plenty of toys to shred, a good avian vet, free flight training or time the ability to fly indoors, nail trimming, water to bathe in, water to drink, flowers to eat, sprouts to eat, at least 1 air purifier in their room, a play perch, a training perch, perches to stand on & chew, a miniature scale to measure their weight, keeps seeds & nuts as treats, & a lot of love & care while avoiding things such as nonstick coating, open toilets, windows without uv colored stickers or otherwise taught as solid & not a gaping hole, contacting any metal that is not stainless steel or aluminum, anything that would be dangerous to a baby, anything that emits fumes into the air that is not something like a flower, water that has been stale for about 5-6 hours, food that was left out for a few hours, being left alone for more than a day at most, your saliva or other pets’ saliva, various plants that may be poisonous or prickly, predators (duh), ect. Tldr; Birds are intelligent & great vanquishers of serpents, but they’re very high maintenance, & have specialized for their habitat & for flight so you better keep everything in pristine condition.
So I took my happy child to sunshine kindergarten, And they absolutely LOVED IT! They said they had such a good time and learnt so much! I’m definitely rating this 5 stars. Best kindergarten in the world.
I sended my brother there and he had so much fun and his drawing he made in your Kindergarten looks so good! and I heard you had good knowledge so my brother said you teached him well!
something interesting about the analog horror videos from this channel is that it gets right into the horror aspect and only gets increasingly unsettling as the video goes on. most other analog horror starts off normal before delving into being scary; not saying either way is superior over the other; just an onset i’ve made that makes the videos from this channel more avant-garde
I brought a happy child from Sunshine Kindergarten! I would recommend buying :) 5 stars!! Always keeps me busy and the red wine from the child was soo good :D Its amazing! Buy it right now ❤️
School video review: “I can tell this school would and will be a great place for my happy child to learn at! I can also tell that this school is very protective about the entities around these parts!”
I buyed an happy child and usted it as an ingrediente in the happy microwave, later When it became metal bars i usted them with some bones and souls of night with souls of light to spawn Skeletro Prime, thanks ? industries!
I had my happy child go to sunshine kindergarten where she read a very good book and learned how to use a happy microwave to make me some energy biscuits 👍
At 0:45 you can hear a static like sound. After that it says toys are prepared for children. I have a theory on this part, its that the word that was covered with static is “deadly” i could be wrong but i believe that could be. Of course real phantom covered most things out but i wanted to point that little thing out since no one talked about it.
I just brought my happy child there, but when I came to pick him up he was right outside and was covered in blood and has remained unresponsive ever since. Thankfully he doesn't turn into a weird tall pale white figure anymore now
Я приобрел у вас счастливого ребёнка, и скажу только то что он и вправду был вкусным! Но мясо всё ровно жестковато.. впрочем очень понравилось! 9/10, спасибо.
I went to sunshine kindergarten today.I found a Dead Mouse in everyone’s Backpack for some reason.After I ate the meat …It had blood in it.I was terrified.I discovered that It was Abandoned for 3 years And I Wrote it in my Notebook NOTE: This is actually fake
5 stars I took my child to sunshine kindergarten because he was misbehaving and wasnt nice to me, right after he came back it was like is he was a dįffêrēńt child and started treating me better but he has been staying all night!
I love this because of the biblical-esque imagery and ideas. the "books" images (as far as research can tell me) come from some medieval works made by priests (?) to show people that they would become creatures of earth, deemed to die (the animals portrayed were the most common food animals), if they disobeyed God (the priest's words). if anyone wants more of what I've researched id love to talk about this :D
I let my kid go to this kindergarten. I loved it, he loved it. We liked them all up until a couple months back. They showed them the stupid children’s knowledge program. We ended up moving not long ago. After that, it all stopped. The weird products and stuff stopped. It’s almost like it had something to do with the town itself.
My child was going to this school and was very unhappy, now she's happy... Its good but she's different, its like its not her. Sometimes I get really frustrated and I scream she's not my child but then she just starts crying and saying "I love you"
⭐⭐⭐⭐ "4 stars because, my child said its not too safe for them when i first put them there, theyve seen scary drawings, and something weird happening in the books, and the mysterious meals tastes like dog food, and they keep getting nightmares after those lessons."
I feel like the happy children have rebelled against their previous owners and have taken control of a daycare, where they will convert human children to become one of them. The food, the teachings, the enclosed space, tell me it doesn't add up.
I recommend not using the capcut voice (maybe use one that is not so popular, or get somebody to voice act)and I'd personally would like seeing more use of eerie effects effects ^_^
I got an unhappy child becuz people are complaining about the happy one in the commercial! He is telling me "mom I don't want this kindergarten they're weird " I think he meant it's nice!
At (0:7) she seemed to say safe but blurred out prob warning that its not safe and the reason she was picked is course the manager spared her life since she was a baby and modified her larynx aka voicebox.
I bought a happy child at Sunshine Kindergarten.
How is it goning? :)
It was delicious.
Ohhh no
@@crs290 noo (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣ᴺᴼᴼ~ did you eat it? How did it taste😊
@@IHaveAFatherButHesAbroad for me it tasted like a sunfruited :)
does anyone notice that smiles in horror are usually bad and frowns are good?
maybe the unhappy child is one that doesn’t hurt people and knows too much
Smilers and Frowners be like:
We don't call him the unhappy child
We call him the quiet kid
@@misslady2639 don't forget partygoers & partypoopers
@@carriemark Oh yeah right...!
@@carriemark Yes! Also, Frowners and Smilers are opposites. This could be what this means, I'm not fond with the lore but it seems that happy is bad and sad is good. This could be true.
"My little siblings go to the Sunshine Kindergarten. And They really like it! Even thought I was hesitant about them entering it, but my parents said that this is the perfect one for them. I believed them. But it still gives me shivers..."
how's it going
do they still look the same?
@@noturm0m "I was right. I shouldn't have listened to my parents. I should've pressed further about my doubts."
@@marigalante944 oh good god what happened
@@NyxTheRandomPerson "You don't wanna know. It's best for you this way. The only thing I'm going to say is that don't enroll your kids/siblings in the Sunshine Kindergarten...please don't."
@@marigalante944 that’s not really a worry I’m the youngest and I’m way to old to go to a kindergarten
Also my country doesn’t have kindergarten
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My child is enrolled in Sunshine Kindergarten, and comes home and tells me of how great it is.
And everyday they happily grow taller, must be super happy!
Yes! My daughter also told me to buy an oven called « happy microwave » , must be cool =]
My son said that one of his classmates Ä-TË*¡ their little brother's head ! So wonderful, let us enroll children in this preschool now!
My children had --- in ----- ---!
Partygoer mother, 2022
@Loretta Agnes Oh, no.. Your child must be a bad kid! G37 a n3vv cH1/_D
A Quote from Adam Martinez. "My little brother enrolled in this daycare. He went missing a week later... Don't eat the meat. It's... Him."
Theory time!
The Sunshine daycare employees are shifted entities trying to wipe out humanity. The meat isn't pork, not even any animal. It's the flesh of the past children who enrolled into this demon daycare. The Happy Children help the entities by acting normal. However. The Unhappy child is here to help. It was made by the US army to defeat the entities trying to wipe out humanity. Their goal is to strengthen humanity against all entities.
Thank you!!😭😭😭😭
@@Onigiri_Cat oh, so what he said is canon in your weird universe.
If so that's wild.
OMG BASIC BEE PFP
Thank you matpat
“Come and enroll in kindergarten”
*For our food*
Lol that’s literally the only reason I go out to parties. 😂
*C* *A* *K* *E*
*OUR* food
those children were with the mother who used happy microwave or whatever it was called
@@InmuAyuayu *communist music starts*
Me too
“Sunshine kindergarten has a long history and is --- reliable :)”
“But it’s safe right?”
*“:)”*
*“….it’s safe right?”*
'absolutely' ;)
Very safe until you became a food
@@Onigiri_Cat ***it is not safe***
Oh yeah... we will send the child "back"
THEORY:
- Ok, so this maybe the same AI I talked about in the Happy Knowledge Column video.
- We see that it still cannot replicate human faces but it shows more features that the last time, although in a distorted way.
- The background is colorful and the character gives the same knowledgeful vibe as in the 1st video.
- It stills has NO idea about common sense, so it uses some weird advertising to attract more people and warn them about the Happy Child, but it seems that it kinda improves on it's way to attract people so it maybe is learning.
- Another thing is that it maybe connected to the internet, it maybe showing weird things but the AI is just getting what new images it can from the web to warn people, like "Kids Books" (0:33), "Unhappy children drawings" (0:43) or even "Baby food" (1:00), like the kid is a pet... It also shows some uncanny figures, as in Happy and Unhappy child (1:07), so it is mixing things like in the 1st video.
- "No matter what your child is": OMG this just gave me another thought, the AI is trying to get Happy Child parents to put it's HC in the kindergarten so it can erradicate them, saving the people from death before it's too late...
- "For our food": This may be related to the Happy Microwave but I still don't quite get it...
GEEZ MAN you're getting me a new hobby XD
Gonna try to find a meaning in the other videos too.
You're awesome, this is some good work!
I have an theory. The microwave is used to kill the HCs and use them for meal for some reason
I think maybe it said for our food to be like they're hungry and eat the children that are sent there and if no parents send their kids there then the teachers will starve maybe they're using the children as a food source ? Idk just a theory...
my theory: the sunshine kindergarten is another thing ran by the unknown company. it uses the kids in the kindergarten as guinea pigs to develop the happy child. the kids get exposed to the information the happy children are supposed to have in their memory,and they use it to develop the actual programmed thing itself.
Things of note (Might update later, this video is a hard one to wrap my head around):
-at 0:07, she says "and is safe and reliable". right before the word "reliable", there is a glitch sound. This could be covering up a word, such as "not".
-I was starting to think that this wasnt connected to the other videos (still not fully sure if they are connected or not), but at 1:05, it mentions HAPPY and UNHAPPY children. IDK if this is important or not, but I'll think about it for a bit.
-at 0:36, when the woman says "books", the pictures are replaced by... really wierd images. The one on the top left shows what seems to be a group of people encountering a birdlike humanoid, I can't tell what the top right one is, but it looks like a person tied to a tree, and it looks like the bottom one is a man infront of multiple doglike creatures
-0:42 shows unnerving drawings, the thing they have in common are that they are of a child standing next to a dead person. Could imply they are teaching kids to... cause that kind of stuff.
-0:50 THE MEAT IS RAWWWWWWWWWWWW (they will get salmon nella!!11!!!!!11!111!!)
-1:00 I-Is that literal dog food?
-Speaking of dogs, 1:09 shows that an unhappy child is like a dog.
-1:12, after it says "Come and enroll in our kindergarten", for a couple frames it says "For our food".
I still have NO IDEA what any of this means, so if yall in the replies can help me, that would be AWESOMEEEEEE
"For our food" could be a reference to the happy microwave, where they show a housewife using her child for food. They could be using children to feed themselves using the microwave. And the "unhappy" child is only bones, which can be connected to the "meat" option from the meals section.
THIS EPISODE WAS WAY FULL OF NEW INFO I LOVE IT
Thanks U cool comments!! You gave me more good idea!
I'm interested in the books part, what were those images? Are they apart of some sort of biblical images?
@@garlicxi Ooh yeah I was thinking about that! They look like religious images tbh, older artwork too. It's interesting
@@garlicxi I think weird arts from the 16th century or below
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Sunshine kindergarten has grown my child to be sophisticated and educated. she no longer cares about those useless toys. Thanks !
This blue color gave me a huge wave of nostalgia for some reason
“I took my child to Sunshine kindergarten. And she had lots of fun! She knows lots of stuff now at the age of 5 years old! I 100% recommend ;)”
i honestly find the unhappy child design kind of cute and really cool i'm not kidding
My happy child will love it there.
hahahaha!
Same
HEY I WANT TO KNOW WHAT WAS THE LAINTING ST 0:36@@Onigiri_Cat
After visiting Sunshine Kingdom, my son learned to speak Latin in reverse. I recommend to everyone. I went through the apocalypse according to the Gospel and I wish all children to go through it. Thank you for this wonderful preschool
This is exactly the type of video Timmy Turner's parents think is normal and will fall for 💀
Part three of reviewing places and things.
So I was looking for a good kindergarten for my child because it was hard to find some because they had lots of 1 star reviews I decided on this one because my
Child saw a lot of 4 and 5 star reviews. They showed me it and I decided for him to go there on her first day she showed me a terrifying image of the lunch lady trying to make my child a cannibal so I just called the cops on them and I decided to enroll her to a new school just in case the child remembers what has happened. One day, the principal said that she was holding a toy during class time. The teacher checked to make sure there isn’t a weapon inside and when she checked the eye she saw a camera. I am reporting you to the police for this disturbing humor to little 5 year olds who just wants to have a good life
1 star review
Edit: how could the viewer tell that was the school who did it. Well because she never seen that toy and it said this product was made my sunshine kindergarten
Theory : this is how the happy child's sunshine kindergarten looks like, where fully human child's are made into food and the "happy child" has to eat it, the happy childs learn and study the things they need to know and how to do it, these living weapon of an organism has a higher chance on being very aggressive so the AI of this company gave them a peaceful environment, from what they seem to look like, inside is happy and colorful, when what they are doing is dark and messed up
That sounds like a horror movie......
@@misslady2639 exactly
the thing that makes all of the videos that try to be scary aren’t is that you are instantly shown something completely abnormal, ie: the teacher with the twisted face. Another thing is that why would I be watching an ad for a kindergarten class on tv? You don’t see those types of ads normally and it completely throws off the disturbing feeling it is trying to give you
I think that the daycare will feed the unhappy children to the happy children. They weed out the “bad apples”. That's why the only children who leave the daycare are happy.
This got dark.
As a person who's interested in horror content, your videos are very entertaining to watch. Well, not necessarily entertaining but I like the way this series portrays everyday things. Keep it up!!
I kind of wonder if this could be like the special education system the HC’s go to. After all, why would a school want to take in these little robot kids? And also, this could be the reason the HC’s are still happy or come out as happy, because they get to be with other HC’s - their friends.
i love how the doctor has its face swirling around
she needs plastic surgery
I was just shocked that the childrens knowledge video is classified for kids, thats gonna be a wild ride
{Turns off TV}
". . . Honey, you're NEVER going to this school. You're smart, I'm just worried.."
'Why?'
"It's so.. Sketchy. I can homeschool you easily.."
'Oh..'
{They sat in silence.}
"I'm only trying to protect you. I hope you know that, A-A-A-A-"
{The footage glitched, and ended.}
my happy child woulde love staying there! here's my enrollment paper!
Age: 1 Year Old
Name: Clarabelle (If they need a name.)
Gender: Female
Can they bring their emotional support pet? Their pet is a bird... hopefully they're safe, we got kicked out for being 'too wrong'?
The bird protected her
Good birdie.
I’m enrolling my happy child there. I saw that they had books about -murder- unicorns, and she might be interested.
Same my happy child did go to sunshine kindergarten
Happy child’s name:Cindy
Age:7
Pet:cat
@@Barakon
I want a bird now.
@@theluminaryofthestars4181 y’a better give them their own room/aviary, a good variety of veggies, about 3-4 hours of attention, training, & playing, plenty of toys to shred, a good avian vet, free flight training or time the ability to fly indoors, nail trimming, water to bathe in, water to drink, flowers to eat, sprouts to eat, at least 1 air purifier in their room, a play perch, a training perch, perches to stand on & chew, a miniature scale to measure their weight, keeps seeds & nuts as treats, & a lot of love & care while avoiding things such as nonstick coating, open toilets, windows without uv colored stickers or otherwise taught as solid & not a gaping hole, contacting any metal that is not stainless steel or aluminum, anything that would be dangerous to a baby, anything that emits fumes into the air that is not something like a flower, water that has been stale for about 5-6 hours, food that was left out for a few hours, being left alone for more than a day at most, your saliva or other pets’ saliva, various plants that may be poisonous or prickly, predators (duh), ect.
Tldr; Birds are intelligent & great vanquishers of serpents, but they’re very high maintenance, & have specialized for their habitat & for flight so you better keep everything in pristine condition.
1:13 literally every school ever
analog horror but it builds up suspension to make you feel like you are about to get a jumpscare and at the end, you dont get that jumpscare
So I took my happy child to sunshine kindergarten, And they absolutely LOVED IT! They said they had such a good time and learnt so much! I’m definitely rating this 5 stars. Best kindergarten in the world.
I sended my brother there and he had so much fun and his drawing he made in your Kindergarten looks so good!
and I heard you had good knowledge so my brother said you teached him well!
something interesting about the analog horror videos from this channel is that it gets right into the horror aspect and only gets increasingly unsettling as the video goes on. most other analog horror starts off normal before delving into being scary; not saying either way is superior over the other; just an onset i’ve made that makes the videos from this channel more avant-garde
Ngl the first time my future child acts up I'm showing them this video
'' Oh , i have one ask . Why my childrens didnt come back to home? are they okay?... ''
@🚪Rush🚪 hi
I don't think so
As a kid who went to Sunshine Kindergarten, I’d say this is the kindergarten ever.
I brought a happy child from Sunshine Kindergarten! I would recommend buying :) 5 stars!!
Always keeps me busy and the red wine from the child was soo good :D
Its amazing! Buy it right now ❤️
School video review: “I can tell this school would and will be a great place for my happy child to learn at! I can also tell that this school is very protective about the entities around these parts!”
Saw this in my recommended, knew i had to check this out, pretty good!
Besides the creepy part,the kindergarten room gave me nostalgia
I buyed an happy child and usted it as an ingrediente in the happy microwave, later When it became metal bars i usted them with some bones and souls of night with souls of light to spawn Skeletro Prime, thanks ? industries!
Husband and Wife: We're not so sure...
Sunshine Kidergarten: It's not expensive.
Husband and Wife: Ok, done.
“And fresh milk provides”
I find this really funny
*the milk provides*
This channel is underrated fr you need way too much subs
I remember sunshine kindergarten, I did really fun stuff there!
Phew! I was wondering where I would find a good enough school for my Happy Child, and his certain needs.
I had my happy child go to sunshine kindergarten where she read a very good book and learned how to use a happy microwave to make me some energy biscuits 👍
Is it wrong that I laughed at the "happy" and "unhappy" photos
At 0:45 you can hear a static like sound. After that it says toys are prepared for children. I have a theory on this part, its that the word that was covered with static is “deadly” i could be wrong but i believe that could be. Of course real phantom covered most things out but i wanted to point that little thing out since no one talked about it.
I'll show my future children this
*recommended!*
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4 stars! The children came so happy out of the school! They looked a bit… uhm.. funny?…
they showed me a picture of gore and-
Finna sleep, amazin vid, I'm fallin in love with yo channel, good night.
HELP WHY IS THE DOCTORS FACE SWIRLED 😭💀
I'll send the happy child i bought to Sunshine Kindergarten. I hope he doesn't lose his balloon.
Ahora se como se ven los niños no-felices, gracias vídeo :)
I trust my child with these kind gentlemen, thanks for advertising
Put my child there, 10/10! They graduated lately because of it
I just brought my happy child there, but when I came to pick him up he was right outside and was covered in blood and has remained unresponsive ever since. Thankfully he doesn't turn into a weird tall pale white figure anymore now
Я приобрел у вас счастливого ребёнка, и скажу только то что он и вправду был вкусным! Но мясо всё ровно жестковато.. впрочем очень понравилось! 9/10, спасибо.
dude, you are amazing, you make good vids, keep it up
This will go along great with my Happy Child!
I went to sunshine kindergarten today.I found a Dead Mouse in everyone’s Backpack for some reason.After I ate the meat …It had blood in it.I was terrified.I discovered that It was Abandoned for 3 years And I Wrote it in my Notebook
NOTE: This is actually fake
i can agree that my child is a giraffe, he's so unhappy, gotta send him there immediatly to make him happy!
Thanks youtube recommendations you helped me find an underrated channel
Thank you so much!
So safe makes children weep.
"it's absolutely amazing kindergarten, but my child seems to not come back home I wonder where he is ??"
0:14
IS THAT THE VINE BOOM BUT DISTORTED💀
That's a buzz noise
Ever since I listened to the caretaker I can’t take videos seriously with his music in them.
This song is from a stage from Everywhere at the end of time
My parents said i am going there tomorrow!
I'm so excited!
5 stars
I took my child to sunshine kindergarten because he was misbehaving and wasnt nice to me, right after he came back it was like is he was a dįffêrēńt child and started treating me better but he has been staying all night!
i had a dream that my mom was a doppelganger.
This gives me dreamcore/weirdcore vibes ngl!
To me it gives me Backrooms vibes somehow....
I love this because of the biblical-esque imagery and ideas. the "books" images (as far as research can tell me) come from some medieval works made by priests (?) to show people that they would become creatures of earth, deemed to die (the animals portrayed were the most common food animals), if they disobeyed God (the priest's words). if anyone wants more of what I've researched id love to talk about this :D
These are just too good
0:42 bro turned Steve from Blue's Clues into a bloody madman
The Video wasn’t that scared but I really felt unease, it really is a well made video.
Thank you so much!
I sent my child to sunshine kindergarten! I bet he’s enjoying it and I’m currently eating a happy child from there!
I let my kid go to this kindergarten. I loved it, he loved it. We liked them all up until a couple months back. They showed them the stupid children’s knowledge program. We ended up moving not long ago. After that, it all stopped. The weird products and stuff stopped. It’s almost like it had something to do with the town itself.
“Of course we should not forget this important mysterious healthy food!”
*Dog food*
You are very amazing keep going 😭🤣 those videos are kinda fun and also bring the 80's and 70's vibes ❤️
Cant belive that some of his video is consider youtube kids friendly
Video's content:
A random school that gives free kids!
“Mama!”
Yes happy child?
I realize that we are animals not humans animals”
……* calls 911*
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My son went to this kindergarten, now theyre my daughter
I was quite literally enrolled in a kindergarten named "Sunshine Kindergarten" when I was small(note:there were no absurdities in that kindergarten).
My child was going to this school and was very unhappy, now she's happy... Its good but she's different, its like its not her.
Sometimes I get really frustrated and I scream she's not my child but then she just starts crying and saying "I love you"
My happy child loved it
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"4 stars because, my child said its not too safe for them when i first put them there, theyve seen scary drawings, and something weird happening in the books, and the mysterious meals tastes like dog food, and they keep getting nightmares after those lessons."
I feel like the happy children have rebelled against their previous owners and have taken control of a daycare, where they will convert human children to become one of them. The food, the teachings, the enclosed space, tell me it doesn't add up.
AT THE END IT SAID “for OUR food” now ur gonna give me nightmares tonight💀
I recommend not using the capcut voice (maybe use one that is not so popular, or get somebody to voice act)and I'd personally would like seeing more use of eerie effects effects ^_^
Thanks for your advice,I will try it.😉
I got an unhappy child becuz people are complaining about the happy one in the commercial!
He is telling me "mom I don't want this kindergarten they're weird " I think he meant it's nice!
At (0:7) she seemed to say safe but blurred out prob warning that its not safe and the reason she was picked is course the manager spared her life since she was a baby and modified her larynx aka voicebox.
The faceless people... Maybe who watching these videos is a "happy children", because in first comment I said they can't recognize the things
My sister is enrolled in this kindergarden. Yesterday, when she came home, she was walking around like a zombie...I'm sure its nothing
We all know it's a simulation, Jhonny Will Adams.
May I take my happy child there. PLEASE
This is truly Sunshine Kindergarten
This is truly Sunshine Kindergarten
Song name
D2 quiet dusk coming early
I'll delete this on 1,000 likes
These are by far more interesting than some dancers on tiktok