Lil Dicky - Too High (Official Video)

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2013
  • PENITH is here!!! Listen: LilDicky.lnk.to/PenithID
    Last video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard".
    Download the free mixtape at: lildicky.com
    Facebook:
    / lildickyrap
    Twitter:
    / lildickytweets
    Soundcloud:
    / lil-dicky
    Directed By - Mickey Finnegan
    www.mickeyfinnegan.com
    mickeyfinnegan
    Produced By - Jenn Khoe
    Cinematography By - Robert Lam
    www.bobbydp.com
    Edited By - Kane Richardson
    www.scrypictures.com
    Animation By - Simon Chan
    www.scrypictures.com
    Lyrics -
    Verse 1
    Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks
    Im wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit
    I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
    And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja
    And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
    And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong
    Getting real high
    Watching funny videos of bill nye
    Tell me that this jam isn't still fly --
    Bill nye theme song
    now im getting hungry than a muthafucka
    put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
    whered I put that honey mustard
    lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka
    until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week.
    How long do them thangs keep?
    Guess I better ask jeeves
    go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen
    Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be
    The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
    Now ya man is fucked...
    Chorus
    And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
    but I think im way too high
    and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
    but I think ma brains too fried
    and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
    im praying that I make it
    afraid im goin to dieeeee
    I'm too blazed, it's too late
    to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
    Verse 2
    now im freakin out up in this bitch
    cant control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
    so I bolted to the BR
    Consulted with the mirror
    Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic
    Cuz the weed in you beating you
    then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma penis blue
    but I aint cummin because as im imagining fucking something
    that pretty girl im humping
    becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother
    or some other fucking disgusting person
    ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane
    I aint deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain
    So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
    Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars
    Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit
    Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script
    How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a
    Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
    Man im high as fuckkkk
    Chorus
    And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
    but I think im way too high
    and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
    but I think ma brains too fried
    and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
    im praying that I make it
    afraid im goin to dieeeee
    I'm too blazed, it's too late
    to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
    verse 3
    rock hard cock, cuz im watching katy perry
    in her video the whole world's made of candy
    damn...I aint even got no candy
    so now at the fucking c store
    where ya man be torn than a mafucka
    peanut eminems or a twix
    cant commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands
    goddamn now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier
    homeland, Nazir!
    s-s-s-so damn tweaked I cant even cross the mothafuckin street
    gotta wait until that muthafucka's green
    now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks
    gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex
    crafted a long text, took about an hour
    took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground
    man im fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up.
    This sucks im high as fuck.
    Chorus
    And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
    but I think im way too high
    and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
    but I think ma brains too fried
    and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
    im praying that I make it
    afraid im goin to dieeeee
    I'm too blazed, it's too late
    to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
    outtro
    Beat - Holy Water by The Game (check out the Game's stuff on itunes below)
    itunes.apple.com/us/artist/ga...
    He sampled Mala, changes
    itunes.apple.com/us/artist/ma...
    My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
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Komentáře • 28K

  • @Dovochka
    @Dovochka Před 4 lety +7247

    This song is the most honest song about weed.

    • @DBZ0wnz
      @DBZ0wnz Před 4 lety +19

      You have no idea how bad weed is for you from watching this trash. It's the downfall of the west.

    • @user-lq1dk6gr3p
      @user-lq1dk6gr3p Před 4 lety +130

      @@DBZ0wnz illegal or not weve been smoking it! Lol!

    • @user-lq1dk6gr3p
      @user-lq1dk6gr3p Před 4 lety +133

      @@DBZ0wnz ancient civilizations got high.

    • @dxrajib3442
      @dxrajib3442 Před 4 lety +4

      Agreed

    • @finnainsley9088
      @finnainsley9088 Před 4 lety +76

      DBZ0wnz weed isn’t bad that for you there are lots of benefits

  • @clintonmushi2049
    @clintonmushi2049 Před 3 lety +10599

    don't worry you're not the only one listening to this masterpiece in 2021

  • @penguinatorfps8205
    @penguinatorfps8205 Před měsícem +417

    Who here in 2024???

  • @Masonb_clean
    @Masonb_clean Před 2 měsíci +202

    Checking in for 2024🎉

  • @fourthflames321
    @fourthflames321 Před 4 lety +2506

    cop: are you high?
    Dicky: am I what?
    Cop: high
    Dicky: hello

  • @bricenrhyne2788
    @bricenrhyne2788 Před 3 lety +7089

    You know you're too high when breathing becomes manual.

    • @mabelyourmama9029
      @mabelyourmama9029 Před 3 lety +191

      Omg I have tears I'm laughing so hard!

    • @youssefel8863
      @youssefel8863 Před 2 lety +95

      Fucking LEGEEEEND

    • @mrhappily3149
      @mrhappily3149 Před 2 lety +252

      Damn that happened to me, I was like if I don’t make myself breathe I don’t see it happening by itself so I gotta force myself to do it I guess, I had to stop everything I was doing and just sit until I got sober lol

    • @zulikram6292
      @zulikram6292 Před 2 lety +19

      Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    • @krispykremekush5882
      @krispykremekush5882 Před 2 lety +53

      @@mrhappily3149 been there 😂

  • @AceJoker72
    @AceJoker72 Před rokem +1204

    You know you're high that this is the song that helps you not freak out

    • @xomike2930
      @xomike2930 Před rokem +34

      U funny as shi I watch dis video every time I’m high

    • @healfirst875
      @healfirst875 Před rokem +35

      fuckin facts, i just scream the part "IM FADED AND I HATE IT"

    • @hugoperez9568
      @hugoperez9568 Před rokem

      @@healfirst875 n. N Nunn j
      .

    • @IndigoSwings
      @IndigoSwings Před rokem +16

      I refuse to get high if I can’t pull this video up if I freak out

    • @ridewithlee
      @ridewithlee Před rokem +12

      @@IndigoSwings really keeps you in touch with the reality that your not going to die 😂😂😂

  • @AlberiStein-dn1ll
    @AlberiStein-dn1ll Před rokem +511

    The bathroom scene hits so hard, one time I legit thought I was dying and I just sat their accepting my fate, saying "well, this is it, folks, this is where they'll discover my dead body, half naked on the bathroom floor." One of my fondest memories

    • @joefoltzer8736
      @joefoltzer8736 Před 11 měsíci +17

      Same here high as shit an tripping on shrooms,I really convinced myself it was over 😭

    • @antoniocapilupi1225
      @antoniocapilupi1225 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Can’t wait to tell my kids about shit that I did, and I’ve been there before, fucking Mollys haha

    • @AlberiStein-dn1ll
      @AlberiStein-dn1ll Před 11 měsíci +1

      @antoniocapilupi1225 dude, same. I do a lot of the crazy shit now because my dad used to tell me great stories of his youth, the women he was with, the things he did.
      Yayo always brings out the best parties lol

    • @antoniocapilupi1225
      @antoniocapilupi1225 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@AlberiStein-dn1ll my dad tried to keep me away from all that, I guess that’s why I experimented with some things, it never got to heroin or crack but I had some fun in my day!

    • @AlberiStein-dn1ll
      @AlberiStein-dn1ll Před 10 měsíci

      @antoniocapilupi1225 that's crazy how our dads were basically polar opposites and we both still did wild shit lol
      No fuck Crack and shit, that's just crackhead shit lol. Blow is okay, so long as you are not getting it by a shit dealer who cuts it.

  • @ConnerSully
    @ConnerSully Před 5 lety +3881

    To Answer Your Questions about this track:
    1.Dalton Smith, Lil Dickey and xxxtentacion both sampled the same beat (Mala - Changes).
    2. Lil Dicky did not diss Mac Miller at 2:26 - he was using one of his friends as a "disgusting person" to add to the comedic vibe of the song. (Guys always joke about their friends being ugly lol)
    4...
    3.You are high

  • @juliantorres4464
    @juliantorres4464 Před 5 lety +7587

    Whether you wanna admit it or not, we can all relate to these lyrics.

    • @joshcaldon9321
      @joshcaldon9321 Před 5 lety +20

      Julian Torres yesss😂😂

    • @TheScrubmuffin69
      @TheScrubmuffin69 Před 5 lety +281

      "Gotta shit but the path to the bathroom is complex"
      Holy fuck if that's not my life

    • @divatavares6696
      @divatavares6696 Před 5 lety +25

      so true, to every word! xD

    • @freesmelly1169
      @freesmelly1169 Před 5 lety +61

      this is basically any time i get high lol

    • @kirkpritchard
      @kirkpritchard Před 5 lety +124

      I used to smoke all the time. Like from morning to night, every day. Now every time I smoke I get anxiety. I can't do it anymore haha.

  • @atpxen2560
    @atpxen2560 Před 10 dny +4

    Been so high I’ve been waiting on stop signs to turn green

  • @ronal6300
    @ronal6300 Před měsícem +20

    Why is this not on Spotify 😡...and who's listening in 2024???...

    • @1-0-8-0-1
      @1-0-8-0-1 Před měsícem

      Same with iTunes Store I wanted to buy it

  • @michaelc.3647
    @michaelc.3647 Před 4 lety +2317

    "I came during a position change. Ain't nothing worse than that"
    I felt that

    • @OrangeRhino
      @OrangeRhino Před 4 lety +58

      I don't think there's anything in the world that could come close to worse than that

    • @ThePurestMayhem
      @ThePurestMayhem Před 4 lety +61

      Really is the worst thing that can happen. All that build up for no reason

    • @SCP-Dr_Bright
      @SCP-Dr_Bright Před 4 lety +19

      Ain't nothing worse than that

    • @lordeluciferdiablo1776
      @lordeluciferdiablo1776 Před 4 lety +3

      @Westsidesnooker 2020 🤭

    • @lordeluciferdiablo1776
      @lordeluciferdiablo1776 Před 4 lety +4

      @@OrangeRhino too many words bro 🎼💨🤫💨🤭💨😏💨😎

  • @alexlong6259
    @alexlong6259 Před 4 lety +18839

    Ive been so high i was looking for my lighter in the dark with my lighter

    • @austinfields9371
      @austinfields9371 Před 4 lety +576

      once i left my phone in the freezer

    • @MichaelJP
      @MichaelJP Před 4 lety +434

      I spent about 20 minutes one time looking for my lighter when it was in my hand the whole time.....your weed must've been a bit stronger.

    • @ssbsnb1200
      @ssbsnb1200 Před 4 lety +338

      I once lost something and I wasn't high

    • @codycolter2857
      @codycolter2857 Před 4 lety +434

      Once I thought I lost all of my weed, but 30 mins of looking for it I realized I smoked it all

    • @janschouwman2229
      @janschouwman2229 Před 4 lety +71

      @@ssbsnb1200 that is plain stupid.Why do you bring it up.

  • @roxymarie4945
    @roxymarie4945 Před rokem +280

    The whole “ didn’t want to look like a bitch, so I took another high” hits on another level

    • @tassatiskillgore2290
      @tassatiskillgore2290 Před 5 měsíci +2

      most real lyric since watever you say i am

    • @VPlaya
      @VPlaya Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@tassatiskillgore2290and they blame it on marilyn!

  • @ohitseli3095
    @ohitseli3095 Před rokem +67

    I remember as a kid not knowing how truly accurate this vid is now I’m old enough to experience this at least once a month

    • @Dextrome
      @Dextrome Před 9 měsíci +5

      lol other way around here.. I only experienced this when I first started smoking as a kid

  • @tgiff4226
    @tgiff4226 Před 4 lety +1473

    "Path to the bathroom is complex"
    I felt that

    • @haleymudd279
      @haleymudd279 Před 4 lety +3

      Bruh SAME

    • @deppressedkidd4531
      @deppressedkidd4531 Před 4 lety +2

      T Giff I CANT WITH YALL HAHAHHA

    • @skystanlake173
      @skystanlake173 Před 4 lety +1

      Indo fs

    • @RagingKabuto
      @RagingKabuto Před 4 lety +34

      When you gotta hype yourself up and just be like "bro, just stand up and start walking. It's cool. Don't overthink it."

    • @Oxidius673
      @Oxidius673 Před 4 lety +2

      @@RagingKabuto sooo fucking true 😂😂😂

  • @angelohowardii8907
    @angelohowardii8907 Před 2 lety +2078

    This song will always find its way into the hearts of stoners

    • @Scorpion1995100
      @Scorpion1995100 Před 2 lety +31

      because every stoner can relate hahah

    • @bhgrinder5564
      @bhgrinder5564 Před 2 lety +3

      amen lmao

    • @diddlyharbo9527
      @diddlyharbo9527 Před rokem +17

      damn bro "hearts of stoners" was my favorite witcher 3 DLC

    • @angelohowardii8907
      @angelohowardii8907 Před rokem +21

      @@diddlyharbo9527 toss a coin to your weedman

    • @rappermi
      @rappermi Před rokem +4

      Audibly better then look at me..
      Not better then the BWS original..

  • @420scene
    @420scene Před rokem +57

    The best explanation of getting faded. High key.

  • @nazgulrekker1913
    @nazgulrekker1913 Před rokem +173

    I wonder if we'll see a Too high 2 because of avatar way of water.

    • @jordanky47
      @jordanky47 Před rokem +9

      bruh watched it stoned as f and had deja vu

    • @noobiplays8539
      @noobiplays8539 Před rokem +4

      Bruh I'm glad someone said it, Dave season 3 in production

    • @ntk_9918
      @ntk_9918 Před rokem +8

      I can’t believe it took another decade and a half to make that shit!!!

  • @The_Bell_Bottom
    @The_Bell_Bottom Před 8 lety +2863

    This song is one of the best representations about getting high and doing nothing. You go through a bunch of random funny, weird shit.

    • @gagewright1176
      @gagewright1176 Před 8 lety +70

      it really is lol no other weed song portrays it like he does hahah

    • @The_Bell_Bottom
      @The_Bell_Bottom Před 8 lety +13

      +Gage Wright me and my friends love this song when were high

    • @gagewright1176
      @gagewright1176 Před 8 lety +4

      +Brandon Bellairs haha its perfect man

    • @RReign2
      @RReign2 Před 7 lety +76

      bruh the part about thinking about weird shit when beating your meat so true bruh

    • @The_Bell_Bottom
      @The_Bell_Bottom Před 7 lety +1

      Lmfao! You know what's up

  • @owl_ovo2599
    @owl_ovo2599 Před 4 lety +371

    7 years later and this shit is still relatable

  • @mikethrice
    @mikethrice Před rokem +23

    The way he flows goes with the beat so well

  • @McMelonBoi
    @McMelonBoi Před 8 měsíci +5

    This song last forever when you high 🫠😶‍🌫️

  • @lurnfitness572
    @lurnfitness572 Před 4 lety +486

    "crafted a long text, took about an hour..." That is the realist shit ever. I swear, eight years later ya finally hit send...

    • @outtathisworld0812
      @outtathisworld0812 Před 4 lety +12

      Assuming you dont forget you're typing and set your phone down for another 8 years and not even hit send

    • @sethspinda
      @sethspinda Před 4 lety +12

      And when you do send it, she's probably only gonna say "k"

    • @wojciechbartczak6073
      @wojciechbartczak6073 Před 4 lety +6

      and when you finish typing you gotta read that shit like 3 times to see if you didnt mess up something

  • @andrewg944
    @andrewg944 Před 4 lety +1447

    UPDATE on the nuggets - Oven never even got turned on to begin with...

  • @benjusten2820
    @benjusten2820 Před měsícem +27

    2024 whose stil here???mark the reg

  • @goatfacekillers439
    @goatfacekillers439 Před rokem +3

    Take me back to 2015/2016 bumping this pleaseeee man stoner asffff I grew up 2 quick

  • @brittblack1815
    @brittblack1815 Před 3 lety +1611

    "Go get my computer but I'm staring at the damn screen"
    I felt that in my stoner soul lmfao 😂

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 Před 3 lety +5

      Yep same here bro

    • @soter25
      @soter25 Před 3 lety +18

      me and my stoner fam calls this a "main menu high" 😂

    • @jackcircumcised3969
      @jackcircumcised3969 Před 3 lety +1

      Name a better 18 year old rapper than we with under 5 subs

    • @cody5960
      @cody5960 Před 3 lety +12

      Literally staring at comments but not reading them

    • @bloodredbeast7691
      @bloodredbeast7691 Před 2 lety +5

      Turned on my computer and thought I was watching yt and talking to people after doing wax dabs. stared at a black screen for like an hour and a half and texted people lmfao

  • @ok-wy4tr
    @ok-wy4tr Před 3 lety +2154

    i swear everything feels like mission when you're high asf!

    • @RasikKhoju
      @RasikKhoju Před 3 lety +128

      Yeah dude exactly
      My mission was to escape from my friend's house at 1 am after being high making sure his parents didn't notice It felt like escaping from prison mission

    • @satansteele475
      @satansteele475 Před 3 lety +64

      Tryna grab food out the kitchen without my mom noticing is a mission

    • @mr.torgue7956
      @mr.torgue7956 Před 3 lety +13

      SatanSteele i do 100% feel u😂

    • @satansteele475
      @satansteele475 Před 3 lety +9

      The struggle is real

    • @sahilali8888
      @sahilali8888 Před 3 lety +4

      Whenever i play pubg its like i am on a mission and i am the leader of the team🤣🙏

  • @ntk_9918
    @ntk_9918 Před rokem +11

    This was the anthem back in the day for skipping school to blaze, so classic

  • @callembini
    @callembini Před rokem +5

    This song NEVER gets old 🔥🌱🗣️💨

  • @tatianaflucker9417
    @tatianaflucker9417 Před 10 lety +647

    Dear Lil Dicky,
    Thank you for teaching me there is such a thing as being Too High. I reached my limit last night and a similar experience to this. Anyway, just thought I'd share that with you. I had to remember this song existed to come back to planet earth.

    • @venomtang
      @venomtang Před 10 lety +10

      ***** say word, you read this stuff? is it possible to upload the instrumental to Soundcloud? for getting lit and freestyling with the homies, would be great if you could! I shared White dude on fb and ppl think its hilarious

    • @RainbowDash259
      @RainbowDash259 Před 9 lety +2

      ***** Yo Lil Dicky an instrumental of this would be the bomb

    • @mercurius0
      @mercurius0 Před 9 lety +40

      venomchris
      He only replies to hot chicks.

    • @venomtang
      @venomtang Před 9 lety +1

      mercurius0 I just said read this stuff, he doesn't need to reply

    • @viogitz
      @viogitz Před 9 lety

      ***** man the positions change are the best mostly :)))))but im against porn especially when high it seems verrrrry weirddd buhhh... cheers from Israel :)

  • @imtired6291
    @imtired6291 Před 3 lety +2564

    Legend has it the chicken nuggets are still cooking to this day.

  • @c-mo24-lomo57
    @c-mo24-lomo57 Před 2 měsíci +3

    That Mac Miller dig gets me everytime lol

  • @bebephat07
    @bebephat07 Před rokem +20

    LD this video is hilarious, you always snappin with those bars, and the beat is so dope that it’s been stuck in my head for days. We need season three of Dave and more music from you ASAP! ❤❤

  • @lilyeezie2511
    @lilyeezie2511 Před 5 lety +2640

    Coincidentally watched this on 4/20/19

  • @newon2014
    @newon2014 Před 5 lety +1981

    The most accurate rap song about weed, its really accurate

    • @Your_Evil_Femboy
      @Your_Evil_Femboy Před 5 lety +4

      Newon17 that’s real

    • @travisday3242
      @travisday3242 Před 5 lety

      Newon17 tru3

    • @rudelrecords542
      @rudelrecords542 Před 5 lety +8

      Newon17 wtf if im that high i juts feel awful nothung else XD

    • @lawleight626
      @lawleight626 Před 5 lety +81

      If you haven't experienced any of this you haven't smoked enough

    • @drblue2486
      @drblue2486 Před 5 lety +55

      This is a bad trip. Not everyone feels like they're gonna die. Not to mention that it's intentionally exaggerated for comedic purposes

  • @markmurphy2649
    @markmurphy2649 Před 27 dny

    This is the MOST relatable weed song

  • @TlotloPilane-ep3cu
    @TlotloPilane-ep3cu Před měsícem +2

    How he started the song,"every rapper has a track about smoking weed ,I guess I didn't have a choice" 😂😂2024 I literally forgot about this song

  • @MrXtravagantx
    @MrXtravagantx Před 7 lety +504

    laughed my ass off at the switching positions part lmfao

    • @ladyx1541
      @ladyx1541 Před 7 lety +7

      IKR That shit was hilarious and true

    • @MrXtravagantx
      @MrXtravagantx Před 7 lety +16

      "ain't nothin worse than that" xD

    • @FuckYou8495
      @FuckYou8495 Před 7 lety +26

      Everyone knows you find a part you like then rewind it and watch it over when you get close, repeating multiple times if needed.

    • @stevv3614
      @stevv3614 Před 7 lety +3

      +MrXtravagantx so right

    • @lynngrubb2857
      @lynngrubb2857 Před 7 lety +2

      omg ikr!

  • @user-fy9bj1dv2i
    @user-fy9bj1dv2i Před 5 lety +499

    “ Gotta shit but the path to the bathroom is complex”
    - this is too real

    • @firstname4476
      @firstname4476 Před 4 lety +2

      577 once I smoked so much , I was so reflexed I couldn’t get up. So I peed in my friends flower pot .

    • @cameronmays5422
      @cameronmays5422 Před 4 lety +5

      One time I was at my house confused why the escalator wasnt moving when I realised it was actually stairs

    • @julians7613
      @julians7613 Před 4 lety

      Damn bro i can relate to this rn

  • @blaineholt4005
    @blaineholt4005 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Shout out to y’all still listening to this masterpiece in 23

  • @luder82si
    @luder82si Před rokem +3

    this song needs a sequel! i could have this song bumping forever!

    • @MariFLYiN
      @MariFLYiN Před rokem

      Yes💯❣️❣️❣️❣️

  • @kristinramsey7926
    @kristinramsey7926 Před 4 lety +1266

    Who else is so high that they get this song A little too much 😳

  • @jaydig3288
    @jaydig3288 Před 3 lety +2847

    You never smoked weed if you can’t relate to this song

  • @blake1896
    @blake1896 Před rokem +3

    I’m an OG lil dicky fan, I’ve been a fan since I was in 7-8th grade and I’m only *23 Years Old🙏🏻* Lil dicky has always been one of the most under rated rappers. He’s not only extremely hilarious but he’s got hella bars🚫🧢

  • @julietklopper79
    @julietklopper79 Před měsícem +1

    this needs to be on spotify😭😭

    • @alecconaway2100
      @alecconaway2100 Před měsícem

      only seeing this comment 6 hours ago is crazy lmaoooo

    • @julietklopper79
      @julietklopper79 Před měsícem +1

      @@alecconaway2100 i keep remembering it exists and then im like oh lets see if its on spotify and its still not😭😭

  • @saramerrell5238
    @saramerrell5238 Před 5 lety +1462

    “Took a scary shower” I’ve been there😂

  • @c0ntra605
    @c0ntra605 Před 4 lety +278

    Bro he took being a relatable rapper to another level
    This the single most accurate description of weed in rap yet

    • @atlaskham7764
      @atlaskham7764 Před 4 lety +1

      Yed

    • @snappy164
      @snappy164 Před 4 lety

      are you fucking dumbbbbbbbbb

    • @pixelkatzeus
      @pixelkatzeus Před 4 lety

      And I am high while listening to it. I feel douple high...... Bruh is that even a timg?

    • @unlimited365
      @unlimited365 Před 4 lety

      listen white boys, if you cant handle weed, change your thoughts, the lessons it teaches you in how you can relate to the world.. quit being such cowards and face your growth.

    • @phxgen
      @phxgen Před 4 lety

      @@unlimited365 agreed. If you're always tripping out on herb it probably means you got some psychological shit you need to work on; like maybe you're making decisions in your sober life that you find questionable/unethical/amoral/etc but you do keep doing it anyway. Herb can show you all that you don't like about yourself & that's a good thing, definitely worth the price of shit like accidentally putting the TV remote in the fridge or whatever.
      Also, as a half-white & thus half-offended cannabis industry entrepreneur that's been breeding and growing herb commercially for over two decades and could most likely smoke five of anyone in this thread & their entire extended families under the table, fuck off with that irrelevant and unnecessary race shit! fucking up your statements that I otherwise entirely agree with... (Jk, idgaf)

  • @RyanKysar-gw3te
    @RyanKysar-gw3te Před 3 měsíci +5

    Still Listening To This Banger Too High In 2024🔥🔥💨💨💯🤘🏻

  • @amandabledsoe5609
    @amandabledsoe5609 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Always love this song

  • @shanethornton4552
    @shanethornton4552 Před 2 lety +1174

    I put this on everytime I smoke too much amd start panicking. Works a treat when you realize how funny it is that youre even tweaking to begin with

    • @oliviaboatwright3826
      @oliviaboatwright3826 Před 2 lety +6

      I do the same thing

    • @z.eta.
      @z.eta. Před 2 lety +4

      bro ong

    • @vorki820
      @vorki820 Před 2 lety +12

      This is why I'm here lmao

    • @cBodhi
      @cBodhi Před 2 lety +21

      haha, i have an entire playlist i made of videos that make me laugh so much that it snaps me out a weed panic lol and this video is definitely on it!

    • @keke555788
      @keke555788 Před rokem +1

      Exactly what i did, thank god this song exists

  • @Piper259
    @Piper259 Před 9 lety +139

    Sometimes the path to the bathroom is just too damn complex. Been there dude.

    • @Piper259
      @Piper259 Před 9 lety

      Lol.

    • @TWOSIXFIVE
      @TWOSIXFIVE Před 9 lety +4

      i get what i call "the concrete suit" i cant move for hours hahaha

    • @ultras3333
      @ultras3333 Před 9 lety +2

      Mateusz M Its literally a lyric from the song youre commenting on

    • @Piper259
      @Piper259 Před 9 lety

      Sativa's the shit.

    • @Piper259
      @Piper259 Před 9 lety

      Tis the best way!

  • @user-ny3hn3wb6x
    @user-ny3hn3wb6x Před dnem

    Mannn I was a sophomore in high school when this came out nostalgia type shit bringin back memories

  • @CrestedSaguaro520
    @CrestedSaguaro520 Před rokem +14

    This song is literally exactly what it's like for me when I get high. Each thing he talks about happens to me in the same order. 😂😂😂

  • @jay9956
    @jay9956 Před 3 lety +372

    7 years later & this is still my fav thing lil dicky ever made

    • @satoril928
      @satoril928 Před 3 lety +2

      Its the first time I've heard this and all I can think is - wonder if any djs mixed this into set, because it would thump so hard if it was dropped at the right moment.

    • @L3athaface
      @L3athaface Před 3 lety +7

      Who the fuck is Alejandro?

    • @MrJaguar770
      @MrJaguar770 Před 3 lety +1

      I love this song. Wiz Khalifa and Lil Dicky on my playlists when I'm high

    • @jamesquintjr
      @jamesquintjr Před 3 lety

      No doubt.. Check the freestyle youtubes tho.

    • @Aryan-qv8hz
      @Aryan-qv8hz Před 3 lety

      Mine too

  • @rxsky6125
    @rxsky6125 Před 4 lety +689

    Legend has it the chicken nuggets are still in that oven

  • @ykme_AAYDEN
    @ykme_AAYDEN Před 9 měsíci +1

    this needs to drop to all platforms pronto best song ab za ever

  • @tylertucker9856
    @tylertucker9856 Před 3 měsíci +6

    So sad this isn't on Spotify or any streaming service for that matter. Love this song lol

  • @JL-zg5bk
    @JL-zg5bk Před 4 lety +822

    Y'all ever been so high that time lagged?

    • @God-um2ex
      @God-um2ex Před 3 lety +28

      Lagged? I just got off my 1st time high found out a decade went by.... Fuck it ima go back in😅😂

    • @lovehand9531
      @lovehand9531 Před 3 lety +5

      Everytime i did shroomz!

    • @Paleo659
      @Paleo659 Před 3 lety +24

      I got so high once that I thought I had passed out for like four hours when in reality I was just laying down, not even asleep, for like 20 minutes 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MH60CE
      @MH60CE Před 3 lety

      @@Paleo659 For sure! It was like waking up in the morning at 11pm! Then only to find out I had been asleep for 10 minutes. I smoked more.

    • @chrismorris5321
      @chrismorris5321 Před 3 lety +1

      man I've been so high I heard my mah come home before she actually came home like I used to go to school twice cause I'd dream about school but ok fuck it I used to see the future but like it ruins shit cause I'll go see a new movie like avengers end game like months before it comes out it got aggravating tbh but I also smoked mad weed in high school like 5 blunts a day 2 in the mornin and 3 after school I mean I was out smoking my father and my uncle and I'd lay down really numb and high listening to pink floyds hole in the wall on max volume so I did have a lot of let's say perfect times to be dabbling in soothsaying but at least now I don't get omen dreams about how people are gonna die and lemme tell you It's not fun experiencing a living persons death 1.it hurts 2.It's scary as shit

  • @Camo9nine9
    @Camo9nine9 Před 4 lety +383

    The crossing the street line is the most real shit ever, it’s scary asf

    • @psychologicalsigma9917
      @psychologicalsigma9917 Před 4 lety +3

      U mean the little blinking dude? Is that what y'all 'color inside the lines' type are standing n looking at while I frogger it way ahead of ur eta?
      Smh

    • @melov4
      @melov4 Před 4 lety +6

      Bro I had to cross a whole highway when I was high I swear it was mad sketchy

    • @Camo9nine9
      @Camo9nine9 Před 4 lety +1

      STIXX I’d be too sketched to do that

    • @psychologicalsigma9917
      @psychologicalsigma9917 Před 4 lety

      @@Camo9nine9 is this ur first time attempting this particular verbage? It's a bit sketched out man.

    • @Camo9nine9
      @Camo9nine9 Před 4 lety +1

      Garety Wooddick what

  • @doritime2496
    @doritime2496 Před 8 měsíci

    Always come back to listen to this song periodically 👏

  • @jdelaney420
    @jdelaney420 Před rokem +5

    Nothing better than that first joint after a 3 week tolerance break💯

  • @natehawk3629
    @natehawk3629 Před 3 lety +2919

    Picking out snacks when you're high at the gas station is like the hardest thing ever, lol.

    • @brzi251
      @brzi251 Před 3 lety +215

      Me and my homies went at the gas station to get coffee on the vending machine high as fuck. For the machine to make 1 coffee it took like 20 25 secs and while we waiting one of the homies says: the vending machine is installing gta v bro, thats why its taking so long and we burst out laughing and everyone was looking at us like wtf

    • @natehawk3629
      @natehawk3629 Před 3 lety +17

      @@brzi251 that's pretty good. 😅

    • @Other136
      @Other136 Před 2 lety +9

      @@brzi251 thanks for sharing😂

    • @Rebirthof420
      @Rebirthof420 Před 2 lety +9

      @@brzi251 That shit made my day this song slapping

    • @brzi251
      @brzi251 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Rebirthof420 i got so many funny high stories with my homies bruv, like everytime we smoke some funny shit happens

  • @cameront2616
    @cameront2616 Před 5 lety +633

    You ain’t sly CZcams algorithm... happy 420 right back at you Susan

  • @kabomalasa1929
    @kabomalasa1929 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This is a masterpiece. Try listening to it high... Amazing.👌

  • @ShaunNewton-ce4ws
    @ShaunNewton-ce4ws Před rokem +3

    When all you do is sit in a corner, smiling..just stareing at ur friends...catatonic....
    And when spoken to, nod and keep smiling...yeahhh. Been there

  • @jeffythecreator467
    @jeffythecreator467 Před 8 lety +534

    this song certifies that Lil dicky is my favorite rapper. no one can touch his flows

    • @MightyAmygdala
      @MightyAmygdala Před 7 lety +7

      +NoLaCkiNkiLtDaTnIkkAh No, Dicky has an amazing flow. Others have more deep lyrics but flow wise, Dicky is untouchable

    • @MightyAmygdala
      @MightyAmygdala Před 7 lety +2

      +NoLaCkiNkiLtDaTnIkkAh ^^Some one who dosent know anything about Hip/Hop

    • @MightyAmygdala
      @MightyAmygdala Před 7 lety +2

      +NoLaCkiNkiLtDaTnIkkAh Biggie, Pac, GZA, Nas, Jay are all untouchable. But in today's standards, no one else in the game right now can touch him. He is the only good rapper in this years XXL Freshmen list. Don't call me a kid because I bet you my left nut is older than your entire family tree homie 😂😂

    • @MightyAmygdala
      @MightyAmygdala Před 7 lety +2

      +NoLaCkiNkiLtDaTnIkkAh We are talking about FLOW Not lyrics kid

    • @plebanal5628
      @plebanal5628 Před 7 lety +8

      dudes great 😂 he definitely seems to be having the most fun with his career so I fucking love him

  • @thecapone45
    @thecapone45 Před 5 lety +367

    “The path to the bathroom is complex”.
    I felt that.
    You all know y’all felt that too.
    I was cross faded one time and I couldn’t go to the kitchen in front of me cause the route seemed too complex.
    It was literally right in front of me.

    • @jadensmith5408
      @jadensmith5408 Před 5 lety

      Same here

    • @knowtheunknown4183
      @knowtheunknown4183 Před 5 lety +2

      Nope I know its complex high ass shit shitin and find out your out of toilet paper not knowing there’s a roll behind u

    • @MelStaub
      @MelStaub Před 5 lety +1

      Have you ever been soo fucked that you literally get out of you car at a servo walk in pay for the fuel get back to your car then proceed to feel for your keys to unlock the door but freak out because you can't find them only to then realize after walking back into the servo to ask if anyone's seen them, that the car is in fact unlocked with the keys in the ignition? Happened to me once and I still haven't gone back to that specific servo since.

    • @Beasy614
      @Beasy614 Před 5 lety

      I deel like that would be acid for me not weed. But ive smoked so long now that it doesnt get me fucked up like i used to where id be seeing shit and all that. I miss them days lol

    • @sam-kt7jx
      @sam-kt7jx Před 5 lety +1

      My friend got hella high and he buttered a piece of bread for about 30 minutes and he wouldn’t stop 😂😂.

  • @KJlegend18
    @KJlegend18 Před rokem +2

    To think Dicky was on this sample YEARS before X is crazy

    • @Myth1n
      @Myth1n Před 3 měsíci

      The og sample is from Mala - changes, which was sampled by james blake in harmonimix changes, and then lil dickey, so at best he was 3rd to this sample, in the end it doesnt matter. They all owe it to MALA.

  • @jasonpadgettCodm
    @jasonpadgettCodm Před 4 měsíci

    When you jammin to this, playing codm, and hittin that back. Y’all be blessed and be safe.

  • @cashoutsa6i832
    @cashoutsa6i832 Před 4 lety +411

    R.I.P to all the joints and blunts died at listening to this song...

  • @brzi251
    @brzi251 Před 3 lety +1309

    I was rolling my 3rd joint in my car and when i finished i put it on my ear. I was looking for it till i gave up and rolled another one and tried to put it again on my ear and thats when i found my other joint lmao

  • @Aio2772
    @Aio2772 Před 28 dny +1

    Who listening to this for 420?

  • @Anonymous-ne6wu
    @Anonymous-ne6wu Před 7 měsíci +3

    This has 69 MILLION views. Nice

  • @calebthomas9326
    @calebthomas9326 Před 2 lety +400

    the fact that i was a kid smoking weed back in like 2015 and was listening to this, and now am an adult with kids and am still listening to this while they nap and i build their new bed, makes me so much freaking happier than you could even imagine

    • @iam03j32
      @iam03j32 Před 2 lety +30

      W dad

    • @sonias9722
      @sonias9722 Před 2 lety +21

      Is 2015 really that far ago? That's messed up

    • @mcgiver1327
      @mcgiver1327 Před 2 lety +13

      What’s your definition of kid? Because you’d be a teen dad basically otherwise lol

    • @chrisgeyer4002
      @chrisgeyer4002 Před 2 lety +1

      Damn life flew

    • @HASSANALI-qi1gt
      @HASSANALI-qi1gt Před 2 lety +5

      So you still smoke?

  • @lonjasgordas4186
    @lonjasgordas4186 Před 3 lety +987

    Y’all ever been so high y’all start to think they laced it 🤣

    • @1337RZN
      @1337RZN Před 3 lety +31

      Yup, to many times😂🙌🏽

    • @unknownuser6124
      @unknownuser6124 Před 3 lety +3

      Lmao

    • @tonguepetals
      @tonguepetals Před 3 lety +35

      Convinced there was cocaine in my weed. Jesus Christ, I don’t want to be high anymore.

    • @lonjasgordas4186
      @lonjasgordas4186 Před 3 lety +46

      Lolita Dolorosa I remember praying to the lord to get the high off me 🤣🤣

    • @jasp9661
      @jasp9661 Před 3 lety +9

      Yep, edible

  • @yamijoeesadventures3685
    @yamijoeesadventures3685 Před 9 dny +6

    who's here right now ?

  • @haydenkoprowski1889
    @haydenkoprowski1889 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I love the chorus still .. 2023.

  • @itzjusticebruh8763
    @itzjusticebruh8763 Před rokem +670

    You know you’re high when you say a joke to yourself and you start clapping to yourself cause it was too good.

    • @perplexasaurusrex6217
      @perplexasaurusrex6217 Před rokem +23

      Jokes on you, I don't need to be high to do that.

    • @jaredgenesis6185
      @jaredgenesis6185 Před rokem +9

      shit i do that whien i'm sober dude. fml

    • @jumpinjoint
      @jumpinjoint Před rokem +3

      well you deserve a reward for having a good highdea

    • @Eli-rb9qs
      @Eli-rb9qs Před rokem +1

      What if your not high and you laugh at your own jokes

    • @perplexasaurusrex6217
      @perplexasaurusrex6217 Před rokem +3

      @@Eli-rb9qs you're your biggest fan, nothing wrong with that

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez Před 4 lety +967

    Getting angry at Doritos because of the loud crunch.

  • @ryanbrown28
    @ryanbrown28 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I like to listen to this when I get too out there, helps bring me back bc he’s talking ab the phases

  • @baxterwhite
    @baxterwhite Před 8 měsíci

    "Gotta go to the bathroom but the path is looking complex". Brilliant.

  • @maddieseivertson5383
    @maddieseivertson5383 Před 3 lety +540

    "i'm about to call my mom up and tell her whats up" my favorite line

    • @shaunaturner2409
      @shaunaturner2409 Před 3 lety +1

      😂

    • @5ilentDisco
      @5ilentDisco Před 2 lety

      indeed ! lmao xD

    • @REFoUoG
      @REFoUoG Před 2 lety +15

      I seriously called my Nana one time I was so lit! Was looking for some comfort I was wigging out! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gracefitzgerald2227
      @gracefitzgerald2227 Před 2 lety +12

      I don’t even smoke but my “friend” spiked my muffins. Totally bugged out and my poor mom had to talk me down for over an hour. I’m 48

    • @nesamdoom
      @nesamdoom Před 2 lety +1

      @@REFoUoG I've called my mum a couple times and told her I was way fucked, and she was super cool and got me back to chill so I could get back to a decent place and pass out.

  • @michaelbeatty4475
    @michaelbeatty4475 Před 3 lety +238

    "Took a scary shower" gets me every time

  • @rickyeddy8269
    @rickyeddy8269 Před 7 měsíci +5

    2023 this song is still my song to play while I get absolutely ripped

  • @mazzyellisriddick419
    @mazzyellisriddick419 Před rokem +1

    I can’t even imagine how many stonerzz have stumbled across this song 🔥🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @awesomehawaiian1
    @awesomehawaiian1 Před 5 lety +1780

    2006: Mala - Changes
    2012: The Game - Holy Water
    2013: Lil Dicky - Too High
    2015: XXXTentacion - Look at me!

  • @mikemayor3759
    @mikemayor3759 Před 4 lety +566

    most real shit ive ever heard. this all basically happens when u get too high on sht

  • @whalerfam
    @whalerfam Před 28 dny +1

    posting this for 420 🎉

  • @cynthiavanswearingen4520

    This song ages like a fine wine.

  • @bryanbrady7259
    @bryanbrady7259 Před 2 lety +959

    Why the heck isn’t this on Spotify after 7 YEARS! Spotify slacking.

    • @jordantague9059
      @jordantague9059 Před 2 lety +2

      Ayye

    • @vinnylembo7355
      @vinnylembo7355 Před 2 lety +37

      Spotify takes a big L for missing out on this fire song and “Ex boyfriend”

    • @kylelongstaff
      @kylelongstaff Před 2 lety +35

      im like 99% sure the artist/producer has to upload the song to spotify.

    • @Artofficial1986
      @Artofficial1986 Před 2 lety +14

      Why are you on spotify; shit is wack - you're better than that and I wish you knew that Bryan.

    • @TheGreyGhost_of43rd
      @TheGreyGhost_of43rd Před 2 lety +7

      7 YEARS and you haven't got rid of Spotify yet?!! Can't even spell his own name right brian slackin! CZcams premium the only way

  • @iiTzBluNTMaN
    @iiTzBluNTMaN Před 3 lety +266

    Glad he brought the nuggets back up from the beginning I was lowkey worried about them.

    • @pulkiteswar4496
      @pulkiteswar4496 Před 3 lety +5

      Priorities

    • @blurvvynolastname9634
      @blurvvynolastname9634 Před 3 lety +4

      he didn’t even preheat the oven lol

    • @mechanoid2k
      @mechanoid2k Před 2 lety +5

      @@blurvvynolastname9634 I don't either sometimes. Nuggets take what? like 20 minutes at 400 degrees? If I don't preheat the oven it gives me an extra 10 minutes to get high.

    • @blurvvynolastname9634
      @blurvvynolastname9634 Před 2 lety

      @@mechanoid2k LMAO

    • @seanmcneil349
      @seanmcneil349 Před 2 lety +1

      I thought I was the only one

  • @TheStonerEvolution420
    @TheStonerEvolution420 Před rokem +1

    Tis be the best weed song I’ve ever heard

  • @mrdevestate9496
    @mrdevestate9496 Před 5 lety +206

    Yo ppl still coming back to it means all of us smoke weed. And are connected

    • @Luke4207
      @Luke4207 Před 5 lety

      True

    • @nickihere8753
      @nickihere8753 Před 5 lety +3

      Straight up, weed connects very different types of people over nothing but love for a plant... ;) some powerful shit

    • @natedog380
      @natedog380 Před 5 lety

      Auzzie you fucker

    • @mikl12354
      @mikl12354 Před 4 lety

      @@nickihere8753 yet it causes problems, and causes others to harm becaue of this plant

  • @memorablehandle
    @memorablehandle Před 3 lety +960

    It's so trippy seeing him in the store without a mask lmfao. Simpler times

  • @Savanna_hgardin
    @Savanna_hgardin Před 19 dny +1

    It’s a tradition atp to watch this while greening out

  • @marianarivera2858
    @marianarivera2858 Před měsícem

    this song never needed to be this long

  • @shaunrichards855
    @shaunrichards855 Před 4 lety +159

    I can totally relate. Anyone ever smoked so much weed you pass out and yet wake up the next day just as high.

    • @JosephMothern69
      @JosephMothern69 Před 4 lety +3

      Sam Louis no

    • @edelblaze1519
      @edelblaze1519 Před 4 lety +1

      Bruh fuck yes, that's me rn, smoked over 10 hrs ago fee asleep woke up, still high af

    • @mcclassic555
      @mcclassic555 Před 4 lety

      I feel u

    • @xMiseryPlays
      @xMiseryPlays Před 4 lety +7

      Smoked dab for the first time when i was like 18 and even though id been a regular smoker since 13 that shit had me feeling like i was tripping balls on acid till i passed out.. Woke up at 7am and got to work and i swear not even an hour into work my manager stoped me and asked me if i was tripping and i was so tired i was just like nah im just stoned from dab i smoked last night snd she laughed and and just goes ah i been there.
      I died

    • @versuliu1424
      @versuliu1424 Před 4 lety +2

      @@JosephMothern69 you didn't smoke enough then lmao