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the no hats rule was total bullshit
It's aftershocks of Columbine, the fact the shooters wore hats like the football players in the school made it harder for the police to identify them, and a hat can also be pulled down to hide most of your face on the camera footage.
no cap!
No whistling. Because of the gang problem. They used them as gang calls 😂
I just refused to take mine off.
@@JasonHamHamwichthey were doing that in the 80s when I was in school. And it wasn’t a new idea.
Columbine 🙄
They banned tennis balls at school because some kid got hurt, but allowed us too play with lacrosse balls.
How tf do you get hurt from a tennis ball?
omg the noise light unlocked a core memory
In high school, me and a few friends started singing all star by smashmouth at the peak of the Shrek memes. By the time the first chorus hit, at least half of the cafeteria was singing along. Me and my friend got yanked into a principals office and told by the school's cop "if you guys ever do that again, you will be charged with inciting a riot"
The level of laughter me and my friend had to hold back was insane
In my middle school they had an issue with a few kids intentionally farting at the quietest possible moments in class. After a few weeks it caught on with other kids and in every class had at least 2 or 3 kids competing for the loudest fart. Lol. The teachers tried to stop it but the kids would always just claim they couldn't help it. It had almost escalated to the point of the teachers demanding Dr's notes from the kids when the accidents started. In all I think only a couple kids shit their pants. It wasn't in the same class or the same day but 2 kids had the misfortune to shart in a class full of 8th graders. It wasn't in my class(thankfully) but we had already heard about it and we all thought it was pretty funny...until we had to switch classes to a room right after an accident. It smelled horrible. The teacher had attempted to spray something but that just made it smell like lemon scented shit. Then an argument broke because the kid that sat next to the "shat in desk" (that desk had been removed) took someone else's seat to avoid sitting close to the poo smell. The other kid wasn't having that either. Luckily the teacher decided to just take is outside and have class in the courtyard. Lol
It was a mess. Ha, both figuratively and literally. Lol
Being obsessed with bathroom breaks
We only had one a week in middle school
@@Pratixp should be illegal
@@PratixpIf i was put in such a school as a kid, you bet your ass the classroom i'm in would've been the bathroom after the one time per week
Let the school deal with the consequences of their own batshit crazy and illegal rules. Fuck em.
I loved the Gary Paulsen shoutout at the end! He died a couple years ago. Absolute BEST young-adult fiction writer of all time, 100%. I love his books so much...
I went to school with a known DJ who would play shows for us & they banned dubstep at our dances because it was “satanic”. All of our admins were Mormon for some reason & this was a public high school.
Mosbys medical dictionary or encyclopedia was a blast in hs. Had crazy pictures of weird diseases. Like harlequin baby. The fact that I laughed at that for years and has a healthy beautiful baby amazes me. I was so worried karma would give me a hermafrodyte Down’s syndrome baby
I fucking loved those weapon and armor books.
We had a cup system, Red cup - Silence, Yellow cup - caution, Green cup - talk time
When I worked at Atwood’s I used to put those security stickers on the floor sticky side up within 15 or 20ft of the door, and let people walk over them. They’d get stuck to the bottom of their shoe and then as they left the alarm bells would go off. I’d specifically target the crystal sniffers when I saw those types come in. They love lights and sirens
Lmao wtf
I remember book fairs and I would just get goosebumps and scary stories
Lol that blacktop only for playing football happened in my elementary school and some kid was running for the football and he ran straight into the brick wall of the school and broke both of his wrists lmao
Kyle is right, the prison food is 100% better than public school food
What did you go to prison for?
Yeah, because the people who make it have to eat it too.
School made a fantastic 80cent (maybe 85? Chicken patty. Bun lettuce weeks worth of mayo. The lettuce was great to scrape it off with. Toss the lettuce eat 2-3 of the now appropriately mayonnaised chicken patty sandwiches
Oh my God, I remember the noise light thing I had one of those in elementary school and our lunch room😂
My kiddo just graduated from middle school… he’s 6’1 and 200
Also, because it’s nearly the end of year, this has been on my mind: in 7th grade, we had exams in every subject to end the yr based on ALL of the material taught that yr. That was insanity. Even in college, if exams were cumulative it was based on a semester’s worth of material, which is like what 16 weeks, not an entire fuckin 9 months. They got rid of those exams the following yr bc so many kids bombed/burnt out that last week.
The soccer graas may have been insurance or liability because it sounds like they were just a few teachers against too many taylors
I would go in the cafeteria each morning and take drinks out of the machine. It was one of those drop ones like snacks but you could just reach in the bottom door and pull them out.
I live in Scandinavia, i did not believe the noise alarm at first, if I saw it in a movie, I would laugh at the absurdity.
It sounds too stupid to be real.
As a kid i never saw a cafeteria in school, everybody' parents would make them a lunch
I went to a Galic speaking school over here in Ireland, if they caught you speaking anything other then galic you’d have to wear a girls pick par of rabbit slippers all day as punishment 😂😂
Meanwhile at my high school they banned shorts (in south florida, at a school where most of the kids walked), so a bunch of us guys showed up in skirts (which were still okay for some reason). They did not approve
My side of the mountain
Book about kid in hollow tree with falcon
We also had the stop light. Loud alarm.
We weren’t allowed to have our own back packs. We had to use the same school branded back pack
I'm pretty sure My side of the Mountain and Hatchet are completely separate.
There was no such thing as a bad lunch or breakfast in high school, there was only bad or no weed!
6th grade we had lunch at 10:23 I think
Of course Woody wouldn't like the book fair.
Shout out Sean Ranklin
In grade school, at the end of every yr we would turn in our books to the teacher. The teacher would examine the books for any “damage” and assess a fine depending on the severity. The problem was in their world “damage”, includes the books having bent corners. How in the fuck is a book supposed to be carried around 9 months in a backpack without having the corners get bent? That’s bullshit. It was just an excuse for the teachers to squeeze an extra few $ out of each kid.
Having to always have your shirt tucked in was bullshit.
Traffic light/narky teacher quiet time when you're too loud for a moment during school food/lunch breaks...
Easily the most pathetic and shitty thing to do. No wonder American education sucks.
Anyone else have gum licenses?
*insert bullshit comment about being first here*
I banged your gf first
I see only yours bozo