jschlatt didn't expect this at all while schlatt was ranking your funniest tiktoks. original video by / @cosplaycatkitty edited by / @ludo.mp4 #jschlatt #schlatt #bigguy #shorts
Except she got the wrong tower, most people didn’t start freaking out and realizing America was under attack until UA175 hit the south tower right in front of their eyes
@@jamby01your comment reeks of projection. "My parents don't love me, and I'm normal, so clearly trans peoples parents don't love them cause they're not normal" but the thing is your the one who isn't normal. Its weird for people to just pointlessly hate other people, and thats probably where your parents dissapointment comes from
@@wigiot1273 what you're wearing has nothing to do with your gender,according to your logic i will become a woman if I wear a skirt,which makes no sense
Ain't no way they managed to land a 9/11 joke in a vid like that- Edit: I realized I misgendered them so I changed it, now feeling like an asshole- Edit2: i was gonna swap it round but some people were saying they were she to he and others were saying he to she so i gave up and just put they. Love some confirmation please on which it is- Also, why are so many people arguing about anime-
it's been like half and half with trans people I've met (all transfem) and it feels like it's a complete double down with humor they're either the funniest people I know or unfortunately struggle completely
Yeah, because if we don't fall for social media gaslighting and shame anyone who doesn't think a man putting on a dress automatically rewrites his entire DNA and makes him a female, we're the insecure ones. You're the one that's so hung up on validation you will lie about blatant reality because some jobless weirdo on twitter shamed you, LMAO.
@@saberhap2639innit a little pathetic to be commenting on every thread just to hateful bruv? Also as for your knight pfp they didn't have phones and CZcams shorts back in the middle ages plus you would've been killed so stop glazing the crusades
@@sneakysnek8416why do transphobes have to be so weird about anything involving a trans person?… like this was a perfectly normal thread until you showed up
Why? Because sane people are coming out and rejecting this insanity? Lol. Read up on Dr. Robert Money. You're promoting an idealogy created by a creep 60 years ago to justify men getting with underage boys
'Fourshcore and sheven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract.' Was bamboozled
this video proves we are all equal. how? well, it doesn’t matter if you’re straight, gay, bi, ace, cis, trans, or really anything else, what matters is that we remind schlatt about what happened in 2001
The creativity of hiding a 9/11 joke in a video never ceases to amaze me.
How's that a joke??
@@nowonmetube Humor comes from something being unexpected.
@@plmokm33 i was wondering the same thing now i get it lmao 😂
Plenty of humor IS expected. This comes from pushing a topic to the toppling point.
@@nowonmetubeit’s a misdirection. One of the most basic forms of joke
Mom came through with full bit-commitment, she literally sounded like she was moments from sobbing
I was looking for a comment mentioning this 😂 her acting is top notch
@@frostyturkey3591 it's straight divorce-letters-at-your-door style crying too 😭 I have no clue how she mustered that
Sometimes, it's the everyday people who can do amazing acting better than some actual actors. Although not often, it does happen sometimes.
@@frostyturkey3591hardly dude wtf os wrong with all of you😂😂😂 not good acting and ur an idiot
Except she got the wrong tower, most people didn’t start freaking out and realizing America was under attack until UA175 hit the south tower right in front of their eyes
Mothers acting is on point thoo..
For real! If it wasn't for the skit, I would've believed it was real.
@@jamby01Dude what part of being a proud parent is so strange that you have to claim that it’s a lie?
@@ConnonBallk7 heheheha
@@jamby01your comment reeks of projection. "My parents don't love me, and I'm normal, so clearly trans peoples parents don't love them cause they're not normal" but the thing is your the one who isn't normal. Its weird for people to just pointlessly hate other people, and thats probably where your parents dissapointment comes from
@@jamby01and you have to act like a decent human every day although you aren't a very good actor
I hate how 9/11 jokes are always towering over the other jokes.
"Towering" ey
not for long
fuck you… that was smooth.
@@dragosrandomstuff9261 LOL
BOOO!!! 😂😂
We need a counter to show how many 9/11 jokes have been in Schlatt's streams and videos
The “shounter”
Its definitely above 100
@@Cakeman6830its tottaly above 900
@@apchistuz Somewhere between 900 and 950.
@@apchistuzIt can't be above 911... Can it?
THEY HIT THE SCHLENTAGON
NOT THE SCHLENTAGON 😭😭😭
NOOOOOO
LYLE THEY HIT THE SCHLENTAGON, LYLE
@@robocat2205 Schlyle turn on the TV it doesn't matter what channel
Schlort can't get up there
Definitely one of the best versions of this joke I’ve seen, first time in a whole
The punchline actually caught me off guard
We need more jokes with actual buildup and punchlines!!!
Yeah that's what I was thinking as well
Nah, the chess one is and forever will be the best.
@@carriedthunder3883 that one was great as well
His audience won't be able to comprehend this comment without a schlagg variation, amend it
she's an icon ngl, hiding the 9/11 joke in her trans meme video, the bridget poster, her hair basically being the trans girl flag
he
@@saberhap2639 he he
@@saberhap2639 trump is losing 😊
@@venuae Doesn't change anything
@@saberhap2639She
"Schlansgender" was totally schlocked
THIS IS THE BEST ONE 💀😭🙏
Positively Schlabergasted
Stop using the quotation marks on his name😭
@@Bakilargaming"what" do you "mean"
@@urhoelmeri Laika Come Home pfp come here I’m gonna kiss you
"Schline Eleven" was schlabbergasted at this 9/11 joke.
Frfr
*schlabbergasted
@@lonelyteapot858 Lmao
schloke*
Shlokes
Wow. Talk about a transition
Hah
You get a chuckle
Oh i had to do a double take to understand this was really good
Ba dum tss
I didn't even realize the joke until someone said "ba dun tss"
Damn she did killer voice training, props to her
@@cyleonx wrong. trans women are women
@@cyleonx What?
@@wigiot1273Imagine denying basic biology
@@alessandrobarbieri6477 gender is sociological, not biological. Please find me the biological root for why women wear skirts and men wear pants
@@wigiot1273 what you're wearing has nothing to do with your gender,according to your logic i will become a woman if I wear a skirt,which makes no sense
"Schmale to Female" was disappointed with the 9/11 joke
Schemale
@@ImSaneee Schlemale
Just wait for the 2ed joke to hit
Aschligned "schmale* at schlirth
@@ImSaneee watch yourself Icarus
People started to get more creative in hiding 9/11 jokes till the end💀
Edit: Wow! 38k likes! I'm popular!
Fr
Just like their gender identity lmao
@@artsmakesmusic7990 💀
that was an absolute CURVEBALL
@@artsmakesmusic7990 nahh bro, chill 💀
“Schlestrogen” was absolutely bamboozled.
LMFAOO
Schrogesterone
SCHLESTROGEN I CAAAANNNNNN'TTTTTT 😭😂😭
Hoky frickers so true sena xenoblade
@@zyxey It makes you transition to the schlender gender
if anyone is curious, this is fem&m and she makes edm
@@starchiild622 that meee also this is my meme account lol
This is my music page :3
Thanks!
@@FEMNMofficial Oh hi!
@@FEMNMofficialMan
“Schlestosterone” was not prepared for that trip down memory lane
“schrugs”
schlestrogen
I think every trans woman wished the testosterone left on the trip as well 😔
The trans man community will gladly accept some shlestosterone
schlironolactone
That was one of the most unexpected 9/11 jokes.
She did great with this one
ikr she did amazing
He*
@@thebigenchilada678 bruh
@@thebigenchilada678 it's 2024, womp womp it's not cool to be transphobic on the internet anymore buddy!!!
@@youraverageintrovert1990but what if it’s realllly fun?
"hormone replacment Schlerappy" really got a kick outa this one
"shlormone shlettacement schlerappy"
"Schifty percent suicides"
@@HERTZZBRwhat even is that middle word😆
Tissues 😍😍😍
Burner pfp spotted
her fits were fire tho
True, I want that first one
her dawg? thats a dude
@@liljeep3631transphobia is outdated bro move on
@@spacita nah all the cool kids are doing it
@@liljeep3631 💔
"schlexual reassignment surgery" was flabbergasted by the ending
I CANT 😭😭😭😂
Bro what 💀
Shurgery
Reashliment surgery
YOUUUU 😭😭
“Schlavery” can’t handle 9/11 joke’s anymore
nahhh bro did not cook ☠️
That literally sounds the exact same like damn bro didn’t even try💀
@@TKarlsefnifr
Bro got cooked 💀
I CAN'T EITHER
"Wake Me Up When Schleptember Ends" really should've seen this joke coming
how did you come up with this one
"Schleen Day" was "shlabbergasted"
Best name for Schlatt so far
@@fronkeyproductions3086 i like the song
Here comes the “schrain” again, falling from the “schlars”
“Schlattgender” couldn’t believe that they hit the “Schlorth tower”
How did he not know it was coming when he saw 2001
Was probably too focused on not cringing
It was a really well constructed and distracting joke
@@graysteeltil that seeing a trans person exist is cringe
@@graysteelcringe but we support her 🙏
Didn't even noticed the 2001 until too late
"Schlett fuel can't melt steel beams" was absolutely SLOBBERGLACKED
Tf💀💀💀
"Schlash rules everything around me" was left ABSOLUTELY schlamboozled
Shlarget really got me with this one
Cheese
*Schlosamabinladin
@@cheese1627”Schleese
@@mattshengOshlamabinladin
Bbased@@cheese1627
No one will remember the hilarious joke I made...
*slow claps(
Nice 😂
GET OUT
it wasnt funny and i do not regret not seeing it
@@hovanthecool1995 we will and you got a great since of humor. But it was a crappy pun.
The short was ok, I'd rate it 9/11
LMAOOOO
😭😭😭
😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀
All these replies have never been to Instagram
"Schlormone Schleplacement Schlerapy" was confounded by this reference to his crimes in '99
Naw bro 💀
SCHLORMONE SCHLEPLACEMENT SCHLERAPY I’M DYING BRO 💀
eschladiol
Schlpironolactone
"Schleschtoschterone" truly was flabbergasted
Schlestrogen seemed pretty upset about that one
SCHLESTROGEN 😭😭😭
@@audiodood and Schlestoterone for our FtM pals
This. This is the best one.
yeah, Towel didn't seem too happy
That also implies the existence of Schlestrosterone
Why am I not surprised by the Brigette posters in the background
9/11 jokes are just plane wrong
Two planes even
I think you mean plane bomb.
HHEHSBEHWHA
That's a plane joke.
Mission failed, we'll get em next time.
"Dumbfounded" was really left Schlatt
Underrated comment
this left me "flabberghasted"
@@DreamRaccoon69schlabbergasted*
"schlestrogen" wasn't ready for the second plane
“I’m probably not trans”
*the trans flag in the backround* : 👁️👄👁️
The two images of the trans character Bridget
Ain't no way they managed to land a 9/11 joke in a vid like that-
Edit: I realized I misgendered them so I changed it, now feeling like an asshole-
Edit2: i was gonna swap it round but some people were saying they were she to he and others were saying he to she so i gave up and just put they. Love some confirmation please on which it is-
Also, why are so many people arguing about anime-
Never underestimate a schlim schady fan
I saw her vid on my fyp. Did not see it coming and died laughing
MOTHERFUCKER
YOU GOT ME GOOD
@@ciel1083you wanna know who else didn’t see it coming?
@@DragonitePlayzYT MY MOM!!!!!
“Shit” was flabbergasted
why tf did I laugh so much at this😂
ShIT the clown?
Schlabbergasted
Wouldn't it be "schit"?
@@Olimarfrompikminit should be, but it isn't what they wrote, hence making it funny. Hope that helps.
“Schwoman” clearly wonders what it was like to be the opposite gender
Schloke Schliberal 😎
@@awesomestfishthe schloke schleft
@@thealmightyratso schuch for the schloke schleft
@@cactusepineux6925 the schloke shlind shlirus
@@nilladrawsstuff "shlimate shlange"
why is she so pretty omg
@@themeangene no she's a girl, she started as a guy but is no longer one.
its he. you gay bru
It's she actually @@Echo_YT-t8w
Estrogen works wonders
@@Hiljaa_ no
"Schlorth Tower" was really caught off guard with this one
THEY HIT THE SHORLD SHLADE SCHENTERS SCHLORTH TOWER!!!!
Ics pfp :3
Woahhhh jschlatt reacted to my clip :O
deadass?
@@LenyRaed yes it me lol I'm cosplaycatkitty I just found this out.
that’s sick!! I saw it a while ago and it caught me so off guard lmao, great stuff :D
cool
Woah! Hi brisket! 🪀🧸🏳️⚧️
Perfect tactic. Lower his guard with a heartfelt story first before making him confess his crimes.
Heartfelt story?
What are you on
Wait……. That Schlat guy is the number one Zionist?! That’s bananas!!
@@Manhandle730?
GUILTY GEAR detected!
"Schlindeburg Disaster" did NOT see that coming
“Schleptember 11th 2001” was absolutely hoodwinked by the outcome of this video
roach dog's boy is that you
A fellow brother roach
@@elgordodelmoscu8296 why yes it is, my wonderful father hatched me and led me into the joker life
@@ghostlybugged186 hello my brother, happy to unite with my roach comrades 🫡
@@allyarts881the roach dog jr empire is growing it seems
“Schlahaj” does not enjoy the jokes about america two favorite buildings
It's weird that "Schlallout: Schlew Schlegas" hasn't come to expect them by now.
@@lilyy7318 Strange, is it not?
@@lilyy7318 thought the name was pronocuned sclaeste
@@Oxyloom really, "Schleleste" should've seen it coming the moment "2001" came up.
BLAHAJ
edit: this reply is full of trans icons
In all sincerity, that mom's reaction brought me back to my own experience.
My mom sounded exactly like that that morning.
SHES LITERALLY ME
🏳️⚧️🛩️🏙️
@@yney456dazhg Osama Binladen was trans?
She is in fact "schliterally" me
he
@@DarkMark-cf1ec Osama Boymode Ladin
‘Schlittnes schlam schacer shest’ was absolutely schlabbergasted
LOL
nahh this the worst one
take my like and skedaddle
Bro this one is so insane my phone prompted me to translate it
idk if this is the worst or the best one but im all here for it
Missed opportunity to say "schlabsolutely"
"schlans flag" was thrown aback
One way to hide poison in a cake.
"Schlickschlackschlock" was caught OFF GUARD
W name and pfp
On an unrelated note shes so pretty
@@joobebescorner1985 She
@@joobebescorner1985 oh will you shut up man
@@joobebescorner1985 eat rocks
@@noxabellusHe’s prolly a grapist too.
@@noxabellusif he’s making such a big deal about being “trans” he’s just an attention seeker
As a fellow tranner I'm glad she proved we can also contribute edgy jokes instead of the stereotype that we're all unfunny and can't take shit.
ikr that is realy amazing
See, this is edgy humor. Saying "Minority bad" isn't.
it's been like half and half with trans people I've met (all transfem) and it feels like it's a complete double down with humor they're either the funniest people I know or unfortunately struggle completely
@@mrpersoonman tbf thats kinda everyone. Some people have amazing humor. Some people are probably funnier to facebook moms
me and my friends have a very violent sense of humor
Dude had some fuckin killer commentary
“Schlinkle Schlinkle Schlittle Schtar” needs a break from 9/11
hwo do you even pronounce this
PAHAHAHAHA
@@thesinguIarityawakens sh-linkle sh-linkle sh-little sh-tar
The genuine sounding panic from the mom really sells it
„Schlentanyl overdose” was left fumbled
"Sir, they've removed the second testicle"
"The Schtown Inschide me" didn't see that one coming
This is the best comment on here tbh
BRIDGET'S THEME IN GGS MENTIONED 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
AND EVERYSCHLONES SCHOICE
The towers inside me
Ok but like she’s so pretty 😭
He
@michaelcooke4333 no they meant she you utter delinquent
That’s a guy btw 😂
@@michaeljacksonthehedgehog9043 and?!
@@michaeljacksonthehedgehog9043shes trans
I think the craziest part is that they got their mom in on it😭🙏
Real🙏🙏
She was a damn good actor too
they?
@@kxi.xd___ Yeah? Everyone uses they dude
sheeee. its pretty obvious
So many insecure transphobes in the comments today. Bad weather, maybe?
Yeah, because if we don't fall for social media gaslighting and shame anyone who doesn't think a man putting on a dress automatically rewrites his entire DNA and makes him a female, we're the insecure ones.
You're the one that's so hung up on validation you will lie about blatant reality because some jobless weirdo on twitter shamed you, LMAO.
yall hear that? winds going crazy today
It appears the communication towers are malfunctioning, definitely bad weather
@@ShakyBakey You write so much for how little goes on in your brain, it's truly fascinating
@@spectrum9514do us a favor and join the 41%
the bridget posters are epic
The TOWN inside me! 🪀🧸🏳️⚧️
L guilty gear fan
@@DOOMslayer32020 Let him be gay
@@DOOMslayer32020 Let us be gay
@@DOOMslayer32020 don't let anyone be gay, gather all the gay for yourself
The moms delivery could rivals Amazon's 😂 absolutely gold!!
"clitoral combustion" was absolutely bamboozled
That's an odd one.
wtf😭😭
😳😳
Theres no "schl" in that... where is the joke?
Gotta love fem&m
That was actually a top tier misdirection
“Schilido” was dumbfounded by the wacky 911 joke
BRIGET GUILTY GEAR OMG
Our best girl Brisket!!💜
@@daw8285*bucket
Brisket!
Biscuit*
BRISKET!!!!!! 🗣️‼️
It's always either 9/11 or Wheezer
_braces for transphobia, opens comment section_
oh wow, i’m surprised?
schlansphobia at it shcilenst
There's only two schlenders
Can't believe Schlatt is now Schpronouns
I'm impressed, either he's got great moderators, or has cultivated his audience well.
@@thomasw4422 samee, it’s fantastic in both cases
as a trans person, I can confirm that in 2001 they hit the north tower
Pfp goes hard!!!
And that’s how we been at war for 20 years in the Middle East
@@gavinc_11They didn’t say the US was still at war. He’s true that the US was at war in the middle east for 20 years
@@gavinc_11 we pulled out from Afghanistan in 2021 which ended the war in Afghanistan
Me as well I can confirm that
Love she got her mom in on it😂😂😂😂😂😂
he
@@saberhap2639innit a little pathetic to be commenting on every thread just to hateful bruv? Also as for your knight pfp they didn't have phones and CZcams shorts back in the middle ages plus you would've been killed so stop glazing the crusades
@@saberhap2639who knows
@@saberhap2639are you literally combing through comments just to half impersonate michael Jackson? You should get off of here kid...
@@saberhap2639 she
Her eyes scare me its like shes staring into my soul
His
@@epicray8434 wrong
@@wigiot1273 he's male.
@@epicray8434 Untrue, hope this helps!
@@wigiot1273 I suggest learning biology
“Schlestrogen” was schlabbergasted
“Schluemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis” was absolutely dumbfounded
BRIDGET!!!!!!! BRIDGET GUILTY GEAR
Fitting isnt it
Uhuh
bucket
@@an0bserver2000 brisket
@@Cat0_Mat0town inside me?
EWWWW THERE ARE TRANSPHOBES IN THE COMMENTS *EUGGHHH I STEPPED ON ONE EEUESYWHEJSYSY*
so trve zister
“GoldenShlayperCroissaint” was shocked by the amount of “Schlappohbia”
Average day in Texas
🚆
"Schlanal Schlex" was absolutely gobschlacked
WHA-
WHAT THE FU-
Schlanal schlex is wild 😂
This made me schlum.
@@Kamzic-15ex-schlucking-scuse me?
THEY HIT THE FUCKING ESTROGEN
'Bout too start a War On Testosterone
Is that Schlidget guilty gear?
schlisket
@@sleepyastroooschlasket
The bridget poster in the background...iykyk
because shes trans too right??
@@ScaryBeamyNo, he's usually just referred as a feminine guy
@@David-uk6db didnt one of the people working on the series confirm her as trans?? 😭😭
@@ScaryBeamy not just that, bridget OUTRIGHT says shes a girl.
@@David-uk6dbLook up Developer Backyard 11, Daisuke (The creator of guilty gear) confirms that Bridget goes by she/her and is a trans girl.
She's so relatable
Real
Well well well
Real
"Me in 2008" was way too relatable 😭
Truth. True...
The Bridget posters are insane
We love Bucket in this community!
L guilty gear fan
@@DOOMslayer32020 you are 13 years old
@@DOOMslayer32020 doom guy is infinitely cooler and more likeable than you will ever be
Whats the character from?
unrelated shes so pretty
She goes by xher xhe you bigot
@@sneakysnek8416 Very funny, definitely.
@@sneakysnek8416Fart
@@sneakysnek8416No she doesn’t?
@@sneakysnek8416why do transphobes have to be so weird about anything involving a trans person?… like this was a perfectly normal thread until you showed up
I'm scared to open the most recent comments
dont.
Same
Why? Because sane people are coming out and rejecting this insanity? Lol. Read up on Dr. Robert Money. You're promoting an idealogy created by a creep 60 years ago to justify men getting with underage boys
BRIDGET POSTER?!?!
look how they massacred my boy...
BRIDGET MENTION trans icon
@@cheesusabidas77if you think that’s a massacre you should see happened in New York on 2001
@@cheesusabidas77 my *girl*
@@TopGunn4Hire i'm a xx player
RIP “Fuck” gone but forgotten
Fuck 💀
'Fourshcore and sheven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract.' Was bamboozled
Best one
Not bad kid……. Not bad at all.
You win
@@ivyum6976 win what?
The one piece is real
Comedy comes in 3's and right out of left field
What a good mum.
What a gross tyranny
"they hit the shlecond tower" was left absolutely "shlabbergasted"
80% of these comments passed the vibe check im impressed
As long as you don't look at the replies
Me looking at her posters in the background
Not giving a crap about the video whatsoever
Bro what the fuck she's so pretty I wanna look like her 😭
She is and I love her voice!
@@rileymachelle4088 me too the gender envy is going so crazy
he
@@saberhap2639 I think i was right
*he *him
this video proves we are all equal. how? well, it doesn’t matter if you’re straight, gay, bi, ace, cis, trans, or really anything else, what matters is that we remind schlatt about what happened in 2001
as a trans person i confirm this is what it’s like
As another Trans person I can confirm, my mom was so surprised when I asked that question at four months old
What's it like having to make trâns your entire personality and deluding yourself into being something you're not?
he
@@YTdelsCmts4NoRsn projecting much?
@@TheLexoDex I'm not trans and don't beg online for validation? Weird world views you have, gotta say.
I love schlatts trans viewers theyre so funny
Trans people are just generally rlly fun :3
@RawrX32009 i feel like trans people are either the best posters or the most annoying posters and theres no inbetween
@@Taylor_5724 I've never seen a cringe trans person maybe I'm just not looking hard enough
@@RawrX32009 you clearly haven't seen me yet 😎😎
@@egg2618 based