@@juvenileanomie357I mean, men can relate to him in a way. Society has abandoned them and let men dwell in their own thoughts, nowadays no one cares about their mental health and most of us suck it up, same reason why many of us like Jordan Peterson, he gives our lives value in a world that gives us none.
I actually read on the NHS website here in the UK that washing your face with very hot or very cold water can make acne worse so I don't find submersing my face into ice water promising 😄
@Him yeh everything that happened went on in his head. no one died. nothing happened. Its pritty much a take on how rich people with too much time hate everyone even themselves.
@@woecpya man those 1000 crunches that specifically target your core and oblique’s definitely help with the jaw a thing that can only be strengthened by chewing
@MysticMushroom I most definitely have "tried" skincare. That doesn't even mean anything. Everyone has to wash and take care of the skin as basic hygieneal upkeep. However, most people don't ice their face when they first wake up as part of their daily routine.
@@skrilll7027 he's making vid that works well with the algorithm, it's like your favorite Furry CZcamsr making a vid about Arson instead of furry but plug videos
Lmfaooo I also 'meditate' after waking up, I literally just sit up and zone out for a while, maybe fall back asleep while sitting, and somehow time goes super fast when I do nothing so I always end up running late 😭😭
@@wish4846 nah I know what he means. It’s pretty much just “resting your eyes” because you don’t have enough energy to get up but also you don’t wanna fall back asleep, but falling asleep anyway.
"I faked having acne to make myself look ugly, then pretended that a simple 1 week routine got rid of it, so I could fish for compliments because my vapid life has left me completely empty inside." Fixed the title for ya, bro
@@BlueBerry20071 Optical illusion, or maybe just the filter, but you can't change your bones shape no matter what you do... except surgey, but that's cheating
The character Patrick Bateman brags about being able to do 1000 crunches every morning. Bale actually did a lot of crunches until he could do 1000+ crunches every morning. The body he has in the movie is what someone who does 1000 crunches every morning looks like supposedly.
My dailey routine - 1: *gets up* 2: *faces the mirror and stares at it for literal 5 hours* 4: *gets dressed then zooms to the pc and beats 4/5yo's in roblox then goes back to the mirror* 5: *practices my sigma face*
@@milo_maurer32 Every short on this channel is composed of reused clips and similar themes around a glow up. Feels like he cracked the code and all of them are doing insanely well despite the lack of variety. Too successful to even hate haha.
@@sigmatic__ I’ll be taking notes… I feel like it’s such a skill to be able to make and use and reuse content. Do you have experience doing this or potentially posting across multiple platforms? Anything to stretch it all out
@@milo_maurer32 It would be conceited of me to pretend I know how to game the content system, but I think this specific example is just an “answer” to what many people (specifically young men) are looking for. Bateman Sigma meme + good physique + clear skin is the whole package for most 17-25 year old dudes, I don’t really like to target demographics in content but any personal issue I’d have with it won’t disprove its efficacy, pretty classic marketing strategy
@@mpgodjr you don't need 8 hours of sleep. Unless you have a strenuous lifestyle or a very physically demanding job that you do everyday, 6 hours of sleep is plenty. There is no need for the average person to sleep literally 1/3 of every 24 hour period.
My Daily morning routine -
1. Wake up
2. Take a shit
3. Get out of bed
Nice
You take a shit on bed everyday 😂😂?
Wait wait wait! I do that too!
In that order
Overused joke
people finding out they can shower and exercise from a serial killer
Bro this comment is so underrated 🤣🤣
Schizophrenic*
It's funny how effective for acne washing your face everyday is /s
@@alienstales To be precise, the schizophrenic killer
But he didn't kill anyone
I can't believe that Patrick Bateman of all characters is who motivates men to look after themselves
Facts
frfr
Not men but boys.
The true meaning of the film has flown over mens heads since it came out, same with Fight Club.
@@juvenileanomie357I mean, men can relate to him in a way. Society has abandoned them and let men dwell in their own thoughts, nowadays no one cares about their mental health and most of us suck it up, same reason why many of us like Jordan Peterson, he gives our lives value in a world that gives us none.
“I tried cleaning my face for a week and after a week my face was clean”
The prophet we needed but didn’t deserve.
Acne has nothing to do with how clean you are. If that was the case, all dirty homeless people would have bad acne
@@pepsico815it has to do with how clean your internal system is
@@TruthOverFacts1No it doesn't. It's genetics.
I actually read on the NHS website here in the UK that washing your face with very hot or very cold water can make acne worse so I don't find submersing my face into ice water promising 😄
Guy learns how to take care of himself from a serial killer
Patrick Bateman isn't a serial killer. He's basically a wanna be. He killed literally no one. Except he cried alot.
@@saltymedpac3943 not a wannabe he was just mentally insane lmao
@Him yeh everything that happened went on in his head. no one died. nothing happened. Its pritty much a take on how rich people with too much time hate everyone even themselves.
@@fluffybbx4977 What type of mentaly insane? There are diffrent cases
@@saltymedpac3943 have you read the book? the author has literary said some of his murders are real
next video: I tried Patrick Batemans night routine and ended up in jail
Lol
🤣🤣🤣 i figured that one
HAHAHAHAHAHHA DUDEEEE
😂😂😂😂
Underrated
Impressive very nice. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s routine
Good.
*Friends, I did 8 one arm pull ups, please support me*
Stolen comment
Hahahaha
Patrick doesn't do a thousand stomach crunches, he says CAN do a thousand
Home boy literally just discovered “washing your face in the morning”
People do that?
@@shroom2692yes it’s common practice😭
@@shroom2692Billions of people have a skincare routine for the morning and night.
There's also a thing called taking a shower
Nah the ice thing really helps with acne man
Now let's see Paul Allen's routine.
i giggled
He is died
@@nosleep404. Rii
oh my god.. it even has a watermark 🥵
Hey Paul!
This ENTIRE COMMENT SECTION IS HILARIOUS 😭😭😂😂😂😂
before skin care routine: no jawline
after skin care routine: gigachad jaw line
LMAO I noticed that
Not just the skincare it’s the exercising
@@woecpya man those 1000 crunches that specifically target your core and oblique’s definitely help with the jaw a thing that can only be strengthened by chewing
@@ggchad3739 chewing is an exercise
Mewing ☝🧏♂️🤫
Bro had to learn basic hygiene from a movie about a sociopath
yes doing 1000 sit ups every morning is basic hygiene
What a loser
@@joey589i mean he only shows us the acne result so...
Is ice face and 100 hick up hygiene? Ok.
This definitely is not “basic” hygiene. This is some advanced stuff
“After a week, my acne was gone and I turned into a serial killer”
That's the dream
Instructions unclear
like i never killed those people
You didnt watch the whole film, didnt you?
@@diegomarni1754it was half and half, he might had killed some but not everything was alright like the police car
His daily wake up routine-
1.go through puberty again.
2.that’s it.
Bro become from this :🤓 to this :🗿
Patrick Bateman routine:
1. Ice face
2. 1000 sit ups
3. stretchy time
4. shower
5. bedtime cuz it took hours
with several inner monologues
Love this😂
6. Killing people with chainsaw and axe (with or without imagination) lol
7. Late night mental breakdown at the office
🤣🤣🤣
“i tried skincare for a week”
Icing your face is most definitely not typical skincare.
@@PupStunt24 someone hasnt tried skincare and i can tell
@MysticMushroom I most definitely have "tried" skincare. That doesn't even mean anything.
Everyone has to wash and take care of the skin as basic hygieneal upkeep.
However, most people don't ice their face when they first wake up as part of their daily routine.
@@PupStunt24 "Everyone" has to wash and take care of the skin as basic hygieneal upkeep.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I have not washed my face since 2005
@skydemon3423 Well, you've hopefully still been showering, which is washing/rinsing your face. Especially if any soap had gotten on your face.
The amount of cheek biting is actually insane
Bro turned into handsome squidward
"He then does 1000 crunches which is insane to do immediately after waking up"
Some might even say youd have to be a psycho to do that.
But what kind of psycho? A psycho of a specific nationality, perhaps?
@@Korganomaybe even, an american psycho? 🤨
@@BigBoyBingBong something like that 😂
I see the pun is impeccable in this one
😂
bro got a compliment from grandma 😭😭😭
😂
makes it all worth it
Dufuq. LoL
Atleast he does 👀
@OwO Ok i wont
Bro has an unreadable poker face.💀💀
Bro got lawlibe too😭
Bro didn’t even have acnes as soon as he woke up… JUST SHOWS HOW GOOD OF A ROUTINE PATRICK HAS!
He was probably faking it, *BUT* it might of just been the last day.
@@exertations what gives
Cold water and skin care.....
I have seen another video long ago from this guy too. That.. audio removed his acne. It's fake
pimple farming
bro made 9 shorts about 1 thing 💀💀💀
💀💀💀
And used the icing face clip 9 times
90*
Bro tried to say "look at my glowup" without saying it
💀💀💀bruh
Bro really said Patrick baymen 💀
Its insane that American Psycho has become a guide for how men think they should live 😂😂
i think its great for the body. ofc, as long as you do not get obsessed with it. we are human
didnt even realise that i commented here. looksmaxxing type shit
he got rid of his acne 9 times in one week 💀
I was your 1000 like
Man you ain't got noone arguing with you. You mister have my utmost respect .
He literally made a whole channel just for 1 subject and got 90 thousand subs
he's living the same day for almost a year
Groundhog day sequel
@@danielanderson6933 I was just gonna say that!
you mean the same week
@@epixerty yeah
Next video: I tried Patrick Bateman's night routine and went to jail
Let’s see Paul Allen’s morning routine.
How to be attractive:
Step 1: Be attractive
Step 2: stop taking care of yourself
Step 3: start taking care of yourself again
i would wager that everyone is attractive if they take care of themselves
@@Based-wn9jg everyone could be attractive should they try
this guy isn't even that attractive honestly he just works out and has clear skin and that took him from a 3 to a 6/7
@@Based-wn9jg most people. youre forgetting just how thoroughly genes can fuck a persons fuckability
Almost like taking care of yourself makes you attractive!
"After doing this every day for a week, I realized Patrick Bateman is a total psycho"
He's also American
@@giogio4222 There's no difference. Psyccho and American is synonymous
@@KatalinaKristina The title of the movie is kinda pointless then
@@giogio4222 I swear
@@KatalinaKristinaPsycho's run the world. I'd rather have the kind of psycho in charge that atleast pretends to have my interests at heart.
Bros jawline is jawlining
His jawline is sharper than a katana💀
probably the hardest part of my daily routine is finding a will to live
Shit, you're still searching for it? Now that's commitment.
Yours is the best comment so far. It deserves thousands and thousands of likes
@@toasterkolin9951 i gave up a long time ago but it's fun to try and find it again
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant
Don’t give up…
Bro got a compliment from his grandma and he became narcissistic 💀
lol
? i got inraged till i saw the 2011 in your username, he didn't flex one bit in the short, he just did what Bateman did simple as it gets
@@maven9323 I'd suggest you taking a look through his chane, he's made this one glow up his whole personality and posted like 10 same vids 💀
@@skrilll7027 😐
@@skrilll7027 he's making vid that works well with the algorithm, it's like your favorite Furry CZcamsr making a vid about Arson instead of furry but plug videos
now let's see Paul Allen's routine
Now lets see paul allens morning routine
My daily morning routine:
1. Wake up to alarm
2. Hit snooze
3. “Meditate” for 10mins
4. Repeat process 3-6 times
5. Get out of bed
Lmfaooo I also 'meditate' after waking up, I literally just sit up and zone out for a while, maybe fall back asleep while sitting, and somehow time goes super fast when I do nothing so I always end up running late 😭😭
@@wish4846💯
@@wish4846 nah I know what he means. It’s pretty much just “resting your eyes” because you don’t have enough energy to get up but also you don’t wanna fall back asleep, but falling asleep anyway.
Meditate? I would fall back sleep
@@wish4846 You got it right, and I specifically said 10mins because that’s literally how long a snooze is on the alarm lol.
“After doing this for one week, I found a better angle and lighting to take a picture with”
And learned how to use an acne cream
@@blood-agent-j1012😂😂😂
Legends morning routine :
1) Wake up 🥱
2) Gym 🏋🏻
3) Bath 🚿
4) Breakfast 🍞
Bros cheek biting is crazy 💀
bro has successfully discovered the way to defeat acne
step 1: don't have them
Bro if you just washed in the first place you wouldn’t
@@senpiusoe3595bro
@@senpiusoe3595 no
@@senpiusoe3595 it's a bit more complicated, but 90% of the time this is true
@@senpiusoe3595 Not as simple as that..
My daily morning routine:
1. Wake up
2. Say hi to your biological mother
3. Get out of bed
Oh man. Even better reference.
no bro when my mum wakes me up i don't even notice her presence until i suddenly realise my door has been open like 30 seconds later
alabama
Lol
T amo dada
Bro looks like Choo from Arlong Pirates in One Piece 💀
“I cleaned myself everyday for a week and ended up clean at the end of the week.” Good talk.
"I faked having acne to make myself look ugly, then pretended that a simple 1 week routine got rid of it, so I could fish for compliments because my vapid life has left me completely empty inside."
Fixed the title for ya, bro
😂😂😂😂
Damnnnnn.
☠️
damn it must be miserable asf living with your mindset
💀💀💀 my nig going in on this dude... I love it
Bros 1 week glow up is his whole personality 💀💀💀
Unfunny comment his videos are actually interesting
@@hoodratthizzkid4316 -and all the exact same
Fax😂😂😂
Cool
I think that's better than fucking drawing 💀💀💀💀🪑
bro he just uses the same clips over and over with a different video 😭
"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!"
Not only did his acne disappear, his facial structure changed too!
its because of the color water idiot (for the acne)
Amazing what Patrick Bateman can do for you.
It didn't change the pores in his face tighten and changed complimenting his face structure
@@VeryYesGood his chin bone is a different shape bro.
@@BlueBerry20071 Optical illusion, or maybe just the filter, but you can't change your bones shape no matter what you do... except surgey, but that's cheating
My man, 1000 crunches is crazy regardless of how long you've been awake.
I dont think it is, if sombody can actually do crunches its easy work
@@Luhaim pretty inefficient
Thing is it doesn't help at all, u need to reach hypertrophy for the muscle to grow
Your not doing them right if their that easy
@@jamesaskenburg649 don't want to be that guy, but they're*
Dude lookin like young modern jeff pilson😭😭😭
Bro looks like a dragon ball character
Bro didn't just lose his acne, he got a whole new facial structure
exactly what i was thinking lol
Bros second chin hid
It's fake
@@gutsxplayboicarti5443 damn thats crazy bro
@@gutsxplayboicarti5443 damn how shocking
Fun fact: Christian Bale ACTUALLY did the routine FOR REAL to prep for the role to get the physicality of Bateman realistically.
Christian Bale is a top tier method actor. Respect!
Wdym realistically? Was it based on a book or a real life thing ?? (Js asking)
The character Patrick Bateman brags about being able to do 1000 crunches every morning. Bale actually did a lot of crunches until he could do 1000+ crunches every morning. The body he has in the movie is what someone who does 1000 crunches every morning looks like supposedly.
@@shiningfaceofluzon5594 The movie makes no mention of him being able to do 1000+ crunches. You just completely made that up.
@@legoyoda9782 nope its actually true if u look that up
Bros jawline at last is sharper than my math teachers pencil
"After one week, my face was insta-filtered"
Bro, the routine even gave him a jawline 🤯
Lol
@Maga 4 ever that's very not sigma. Ppl will inflated ego's sre the opposite of sigma
its not real bozo
@@alxic7922 🤓
🤣😭😂
This is my guys whole personality 💀
(Edit: Nice sigmas 10k ish likes lol)
@trashbag no it isn't, its just annoying now
@@alex.3514 block him?
@@alex.3514 I want to start seeing him do 6 months progress and stuff
@trashbag Is it though?
It’s not motivating he chewed on some gum ran 10km then dipped his face in ice…
Bro counted 1,2,4,4
Bro using the same clips in every short💀
literally
Ofcours he won't get acne and bad face again just for a fucker like you
Literally man.
😂😂😂😂😂
Bhot ud rha h aj kal
I need 2 hours just to understand that I'm alive and I should exist
😭😭😭
Yup the first hour awake is the worst.
Accurate asf
Depressing af
that is so relatable frrruughg
My dailey routine -
1: *gets up*
2: *faces the mirror and stares at it for literal 5 hours*
4: *gets dressed then zooms to the pc and beats 4/5yo's in roblox then goes back to the mirror*
5: *practices my sigma face*
Ultimately, he learned how to take better selfies
Bro was sucking his jaw every single second of this video
😂😂😂😂😂😂
inside*s mouth acne
And he’s still washed
Can it change?
@@TiestoCalvinHarris only work in puberty its called mewing
bro got a jawline form doing sit ups
My morning routine:
1. Wake up
2. Fall back asleep
3. Take a piss
4. Wake up
5. Get out of bed
I’m crying man, he really posted the same footage 9 times with different text and the algorithm ate it up
@@Lionzzz11.18.7use chatgpt i guess to improve the title of your videos and post multiple times with different titles
Wdym?
@@milo_maurer32 Every short on this channel is composed of reused clips and similar themes around a glow up. Feels like he cracked the code and all of them are doing insanely well despite the lack of variety. Too successful to even hate haha.
@@sigmatic__ I’ll be taking notes… I feel like it’s such a skill to be able to make and use and reuse content. Do you have experience doing this or potentially posting across multiple platforms? Anything to stretch it all out
@@milo_maurer32 It would be conceited of me to pretend I know how to game the content system, but I think this specific example is just an “answer” to what many people (specifically young men) are looking for.
Bateman Sigma meme + good physique + clear skin is the whole package for most 17-25 year old dudes, I don’t really like to target demographics in content but any personal issue I’d have with it won’t disprove its efficacy, pretty classic marketing strategy
30 years later my guy still be making the same short
Bro is mewing for his life
1000 sit ups would take me a long time
My morning routine:
- wake up after 3 hours of sleep
- just lay there for 2 hours
- push myself out of bed
- collapse after lunch
Sounds like my life. 😂
My bro literally making same short again and again 💀
Real Chad 🤣 🌚🗿
Edit - 11k likes (thank u Chads🗿)
Bro. That's for real
Good thing there a botton to not recommend this channel XD
@@jyslergeraldo1839 😂
@@jyslergeraldo1839 rlly? Where? Where???
@@TheFishThatBobblesBub just click those 3 dots
Bro looks way too majestic 💀
You can kiss your back goodbye after those crunches
my man was serious asf
Did he STUTTER-?! 😂
Very nice! Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine. 🙂
I wanna have Paul morning routine
I believe it's AAHHHHH
I believe it involves something about an axe to his face
@@ichsehsandersand lots of blood! how cool right?
Great Comment 💯❤️
Bro decided to become a sigma
now recreate his night routine
¿Y la rutina de Paul Allen?
He means for murder
😂😂😂
Just go out and search for homeless people or prostitutes
so dark lol
"And after a week, my acne was gone and my jaw line somehow grew sharper"
Why does bro look emotionless
"Now let's see Paul Allen's skincare routine"
Lmfao!
😭😭😭💀💀
what
LMAO
"my god... It even has a water glass"
Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine.
Bravo
First thing in the morning booking in Dorsia
“Another Martini, Paul!”
Try his night routine next
BRO IS THE REAL LIFE CLOUD STRIFE
Grandma called him handsome lol😂😂😂
The man be waking up at 3 AM everyday to get his morning routine finished
Waking up that early is worth it
@@DietDrDoge there's a l8mit however. Waking up at 3 is not good. Asking up anywhere before 6 is bad.
@@mpgodjr why is it you say that?
@@DietDrDoge because you need 8 hours of sleep. And unless you have a night job it's useless. The world wakes up at 6.
@@mpgodjr you don't need 8 hours of sleep. Unless you have a strenuous lifestyle or a very physically demanding job that you do everyday, 6 hours of sleep is plenty. There is no need for the average person to sleep literally 1/3 of every 24 hour period.
Bro is now the rizzler and sigma
Bro was already majestic
Bros morning is longer than my day
Yeah bruh makes it seem like he stays home all day like how tf do you have the time 💀
Let's give him new video ideas
Try not to use a Filter or different camera angle on the result
24 hour no breathing challenge 💯
@@harrymahi2436 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@harrymahi2436 fun fact: no living person has ever completed it before
@@kelpsquad9017 hold on let me try. I’ll let you know once I reach 24 hours
Bro mewed for a week
Lost me at 1000 sit ups. And for that reason, I’m out. 😂
Bro must be really proud of himself
Must be
@OwO shut
Lmao gay asf
@@RickyMrclg0 but his defined chin!!!!☺️
Bros morning routine is to find morning routines to do 💀
@@MP-hk6gb Bro 💀
@@MP-hk6gb bro 💀
When a serial killer from a fictional movie gives better routine advice than Google
You know the puffiness goes away on its own right? 😂😂