NAH, I'D COOK
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- čas přidán 25. 02. 2024
- Raiden Ei invites the other Archons to eat at Uyuu Restaurant in Inazuma and she will be the one who will be cooking for them.
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Background music - "Savory Treat by HOYO-MiX
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I swear the day Ei could cook was the most important day in teyvat's history💀
But never
Yes, that day is February 30.
Maerimu posted a video where Ei cooked something decent about a week ago. Things still go wrong though.
Yeah, the day Teyvat ends.
That'd be the day she got Sustainer of Heavenly Principles as her gf
She even put the whole goddamn kitchen knife 💀
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@@RolnikKamieniarrz
Hello to my brother
By the Emperor, Hilichurls with roadblocks man face!!!1!1!1!
Is that,s so?
BRO, THE WAY SHE JUST PUT RANDOM STUFF INSIDE AND DIDNT EVEN CUT THEM! XD
Let her cook
Cut them?
She put the cutting tool in there
Um okay 💀
@@xech1730 oh...eugh..i didnt see that
she even put a mini Oratrice mechanic danalyse cardinal !!!!!!!!!!!
At least Furina and Nahida are smart enough to not eat that.
Zhongli is a tough man, literal stone god, but it even knocked him out 😂
Ei was flabbergasted NO WONDER VENTI PASSED OUT 💀✨
Is that,s so?
@@WikiLove64 Indeed, it is as you have guessed.
Ei: Nah, I'd cook
Everyone: Nah, we death☠️
1. add wine
2. add avocado
3. add knife
4. add dendro slime
5. add oratrice mechanique d’analyse cardinale
6. stir with dangerous looking spoon
HowToBasic be like:
@@chichachochiFRR
@@chichachochi😂😭
Is that,s so?
The second assassination on Rex Lapis🤣
💀
A man dies twice...
You know that shits good when one of the ingredients is the ORATRICE MECANIQUE D'ANALYSE CARDINALE
Let them taste ✨justice✨
🕺🕺
Justice tastes like death-
I lowkey was expecting Zhongli to glance at Furina and Nahida to then say "Indeed, it is as you have guessed" before fainting 🗿
Are you EI because you can't cook or are you can't Cook because you're EI? Then EI simply answered "Nah I'd Cook"
☠️☠️☠️
That oratrice mechanique d'analyse cardinale ingredient was too much for Zhongli to handle
Bro had a vision of Neuvilette doxing him publicly
Lmao
"Is that so?" gotta make this line famous here
Indeed, it is as you have guessed.
Indeed, it is as you have guessed
Indeed, it is as you have guessed.
Indeed, it is as you have gussed.
Indeed, it is as you have guessed.
she is the mother from spy family can kill people with one shot and with cooking😂😂
Nah I’d cook
~Baal
The shogun did NOT just put a whole slime and the frikin oratrice into the pot💀
Not the ORATRICE MECANIQUE D'ANALYSE CARDINALE
The oratrice punished Zhongli from inside....
Love how Furina to this day is just Genshin's version of the "bro is flabbergasted" meme.
Raiden when she serves her food:
----- NOW YOU SHALL PERISH -----
XD
WHO LET HER COOK?!!😰😰😰
We eating the oratrice mechanique d'analise cardinale with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️ ⚖️⚖️⚖️?
“Hazadous radiation detected”
This is how it looks like when we can finally use Raiden Shogun to cook in the game be like. The game says
"May make a death dish"
Zhong-Dong just did what he always does. Shielded them from harm...
Even the Geo Archon, one of the best shielder can't even hold the pain of Ei's cook...
If there's Genshin Impact 2 after all the story quest ends i hope they will make her able to cook
Story quest of Ei learning to cook from Xiangling
@@tommynobakaimagine xiangling trying to eat her dish...
@@catfacecat.Knowing Xiangling, she'd probably use Ei's culinary travesty as "Inspiration"
to destroy the whole teyvat raiden's cooking is enough
At least she was able to cook something she is improving😁👍
But the fact he still tried her food is commendable by him.
Ei's awful dish.
Indeed. It is as you guessed.
Finally... I have been waiting for her food...
Joke aside, canonically Raiden can cook just that she wasn't allowed to.
She is thunder incarnation so I guess both Ei and Makoto weren't allowed to cook lol
@@raidenkyo836 The body Raiden can actually cook, Ei most likely just wasn't allow Raiden to cook.
I guess her cooking can be used to kill that god who put you in a cube...
Or to torture your sibling to come back home.
Whichever Genshin decides is the focus of the end game.
No way she just put the ENTIRE FUCKING ORATRICE💀
We now turn to the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale for the final judgement that.....
RAIDEN CANNOT COOK!!
So that's WHY the archons don't meet together in a event😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I loved that part during the inazuma archon quest when venti said “you can’t cook” and then ei proceeded to whip out a pot and pan
The secret ingredient is the oratrice mécanique d'analyse cardinal
The missed opportunity for Zhongli to put up his shield only for it to break and still one-shot him 😭😂
with the Oatrice Mechanique D'Analyse Cardinale inside that "meal", it better give me seven trillion dollars and the ability to fly
I don't think the osmaenthus wine could revive zhongli from that "nah i'd cook" Ei just pulled
You see traveler, If you put the knife in with the ingredients it chops while you stir
-ei
NOOOO NOT THE ORATRICE MECANIQUE D’ ALYSE CARDINAL 💀💀💀😭😭😰
After isolating from the world bro forgot what ingredients looks like
I could relate to Nahida and Furina's reactions 🤣 😂 😅 😭 😪 😩
Is that so?
Indeed, it is as you have guessed
Indeed, it is as you have guessed
Indeed, it is as you have guessed.
Indeed, it is as you have guessed.
Indeed, it is as you have guessed.
You are the best aqua 💙 indeed it is as you have guessed, a masterpiece
That was great!! I needed a good laugh, it's been a while hahaha!!
The oratrice LOL XD
SHE PUT THE WHOLE ORATRICE MECANIQUE D’ANYLSE CARDINALE IN THERE
when he say (hahah i jest) ... it just melt my heart T T
Why was there a food ad at the beginning 💀🤣
Oratrice mechanique d'Anlise carninale got COOKEED 😂
Not the Oratrice, it's straight up cannibalism 😭😭
Ei, you have a hidden talent. Please keep it hidden.
a judgemental soup of concentrated dendro energy that can turn into a cleaver
mmm tasty
Kratos: I killed 15 gods with my weapon
Raiden: I killed 5 with my cooking.
Raiden 🤝 Kratos
I love how Venti said "Womp Womp" 💀💀
Xiangling: Eh, I coulda made it work...
did she just put a Mini Oratrice mechanic danalyse cardinal in that hotpott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0:47 Oratrice🎵 Mecanique🎶 d'Analyse🎶 Cardinale🎶
Alternate reality Raiden Mei
Zhongli caught me offguard😂. Sad he fell.
0:02 Zhongli is 🔥
Nah, it's delicious
How to win in The Archon War (accurate tutorial)
How are you this good!? 😂😂😂
This is the reason why u should not try ei food you'll instantly die❤
Nahida & Furina : *WHO LET HER COOK?*
1:05 I KNOW YOU USED EXCELLENT REFERENCE FOR THIS
Indeed.
tom and Jerry style
she doing like shion from RAAS (reincarnated as a slime)
tensura
It’s 1:11 and I haven’t slept
Never let Ei cook again 💀💀
they did not pray today
Zhongli and Nahida are used to Xiangling's and Hat Guy's chef-level cooking so it's even worse for them.
Also please let Gordon Ramouche be a thing.
the sound effects 💀💀💀
Где Нёвиллет, когда он так нужен? 😂
Im so cool and so good at cooking
who let ei cook
dont let her cook😭
Paimon is missing in the dish put her also......!
0:27 SHE CHUCKED THE WHOLE EFFING GLASS BOTTLE IN THE POT! WTHHHH 🫣
0:48 My girl pulled a tiny Oratrice out of nowhere, like
IS THAT A GOJO REFERENCE????????????????
Xiangling: "pathetic"
HowToBasic:
So, that's it?
Indeed
Morax - Gabuto
Moment XD
Venti
Nahid cook
Is that so
paktay si zhongli
Who let her in the kitchen?
Oh great, more jjk sh*t, can’t wait till these memes come to pass
🤣🤣
ФУРИНА ХАХПХПХПХАХП
IM TRYING DO HOMEWORK< NOT WATCH A MEME VID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😃 *Promo sm*