Lancelot Biggs Cooks a Pirate by Nelson S. Bond -Vintage SciFi Short Story Audiobook human voice
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- čas přidán 7. 07. 2024
- "Cooking," explained Biggs, "is simply a matter of chemistry." But he didn't expect that he'd have to prove that statement!
A humorous story, the second in the series of stand-alone stories featuring the character Lancelot Biggs (who is very much in the vein of André Franquin's seminal Franco-Belgian comic cartoon character Gaston Lagaffe, the inept and meddling but also lucky office boy who unwittingly creates chaos for everyone around him.) In this story, he comes across as actually competent at something!
Nelson S. Bond (1908-2006) was a book antiquarian and a very prolific author, with his first published story in 1937. He is most known for SF but churned out more stories in other genres as well, particularly in the sports pulp genre. He has been awarded a couple of SF lifetime achievement awards and also entered into the First Fandom Hall of Fame.
No background music, by popular demand. Only my voice, croaks, wheezes, and all. Enjoy!
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Stories of Futures Past presents a vintage science fiction short story, narrated by myself, Tom Trussel. An actual, real living human being, warts and all.
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You beat me this time.... But I'll be back.! 😉 😉
Thanks mate.!
You are very welcome :)
More Lancelot Biggs stories out there if memory serves?
Ooh, I hope so!
I have two more coming up in the not too distant future, and hopefully even more at a later date :)
Excellent as usual, being mammals can be annoying at times, thinking of ur baby then leaking milk!. May be we should give all males a little dose to help them get 8n touch with their " Feminine side". Cheers!
Actually not a bad idea! We all could use a little more understanding across what separates us :)
You've done a good job with the colloquialisms, but dog gone dest, needs the emphasis on the middle syllable, cowboy style.
Thank you! This one came out like that to make it fit my reading accent. I am aware this can be a bit weird with specific American colloquialisms, but I cannot read convincingly in American, so it sometimes becomes a compromise.