@@wen19855 hours in: Created and destroyed a 1:1 replica of Earth, over 5k people somehow got in and started chaos, everyone and their families are now under investigation, half the server is being blown up nonstop, the other half is on fire, the server is on international news, 70 members got killed IRL
@@BetterCallBigShotAutos11 hours in: The 1:1 earth replica is now a 1:1 fallout wasteland, and a quarter of the earth has been shrouded in darkness as a 1:1 Moon replica has been made over it, With 1:1 Venus and Mars being worked on. Neo-N4zi's are in control of 1/3 of the world Glory to Artztozka SMP
@@BetterCallBigShotAutos 3 days in: Creators of server have started a rebbellion in the united states and have succsesfully helped russians invasion of ukraine, over-threw poutane and restart the soviet union.
It’s set in 1982 as well so the timing must be perfect. I also did this as we read 1984 for English, absolutely for the vibe of colour scheme (spoilers below) and I can imagine this being played as Julia and Winston see the telescreen behind their wall as they know they’re doomed
@@Legohunter-uv1wc Ah yes, reminds me of the "Give Everyone A Heart Attack (No Occult Stuff)" list my honors english class and creative writing class made: Hunger Games, F. 451, 1984, Phantom Of The Opera, The Most Dangerous Game, Edgar Allan Poe, Beowulf, Dracula, Frankenstien's Monster, Hatchet, The Fault In Our Stars, and Incarnations Of Burned Children...
I was really thinking that Jorji is just a little man that makes forced passport for himself, until I recognise that he tries to bring drugs in his body. No, he isn't innocent.
"I have only passport but hear me out." "There is little time. I must enter today." "I come back in 3 days with right papers." "To prove, I give you something important." "Is special family treasure." *gives the inspector a watch* "Fully digital." "You hold as collateral." "I will be back to pick it up." "And take this." *gives inspector 5 credits* "All for green stamp." _Proceeds to steal watch and detain him_
Hello Inspector. We have audited your recent activities. You have listened to Papers, Please: Theme Song on repeat for 12 hours. Good job. You are clear to return to your post on January 1st, 1983. Glory to Arstotzka.
*Meets Jorgi Costava* Jorgi: Ok! Here we go! Jorgi: Glory to Arstotzka! Jorgi: The greatest country! Inspector: Where is your passport? Inspector: A passport is required. Jorgi: Passport! Jorgi: Arstotzka so great, passport not required. Jorgi: Right? Inspector: A passport is required. Jorgi: Ok, ok. I hear you. Jorgi:I come back again.
+Spartan-138 Jorgi *comes back with a sketchy passport that looks like a 5 year old drew it with crayons* Jorgi what the fuck you didn't even try at all
Forget the memes, this is a staggeringly well constructed piece of music. The horn bass line represents the monotony of the daily grind, but slightly changes at points as guided by the other instruments. Then the rattling strings represent the people coming to your desk - mostly innocuous, but with a slight layer of intrigue. Next we have the string baseline which comes in at 0:23 (and a half), which represents that the daily monotony is starting to get just a bit more complex and dangerous. We get our first major percussion at 0:46, but only one strike. One strike of something dangerous. Then again at 1:03; as tensions are starting to ramp up, the weight of the percussion gets closer. Finally, at 1:20 the percussion kicks in fully as we get a key change - your job is no longer just boring paper pushing, but real, heavy duty work on which lives depend. It's some of the best aural representation of themes I've heard in a video game.
I wanna read something like this for most of the atmospheric musics. The most recent game I have played is gta4, which has a super unique and stylish soundtrack. It made me feel so much, but of course I wanted to read something explaining about it.
Just played it after 4 years yesterday and got all endings. Basically played it for the whole day. Still holds up and if the dev made a sequel I’ll bet it’ll be wildly successful and something a lot of people talk about for at least a year or two. Really hope the developer does make a sequel.
@@dabbingraccoons6416 There should really be a second part or something like that. This is such an amazing game. The concept is simple but there's so much lore to it. Gotta appreciate the style as well.
The reason this game is so good is because it tells a story through simply game mechanics. It doesn't rely on heavy cutscenes, similar to Half-Life, which ends up in a game that teaches the player the plot subconsciously.
The exact opposite of most good horror games. (I.E. teaching people the story through reading like an entire novelette that's in Outlast... full of the biggest words fucking ever)
You are under inspection due to copyright infringement. The penalty is demonitization. Your family will be questioned about their involvement. The recommended section will stay open under another CZcamsr. Glory to CZcams.
I live in Eastern Europe in the Balkans and I legit wake up everyday with this fkcing song in my head .... 😂😂 when I go outside to work this sonf again 😂😂 and when I go get some beer and get fcking drunk with my buddies every weekend again this fcking song
I had a very monotonous and boring governmental job checking the mathematics supporting pension payments. I played this on loop on my headphones as I worked...
I know that public sector admin feel, bro :( My job was literally ticking off salaries bigger than mine checking sums that someone at the Treasury had already done.
Inspector: Name? Michael: It's on the passport Inspector: You gave me no passport Michael: But what IS a passport? * Vsauce music starts pla- * *DETAINED*
Michael V. Sauce would be the kinda guy to spot a loophole in Arstotzka's Laws and Regulations, and then gets executed in an attempt to make people not use the loophole, only for it to become worse and 50% of the population is using the loophole AKA The Streisand Effect
When I first saw jacksepticeye play the game, I fell in love with it, the artstyle, the simple mechanics, the increasing difficulty, and the theme song, it's honestly beautiful, I didnt usually hear the full song so recently I went to CZcams to hear it fully, and wow, I didn't know it was this godamn good
For everybody that hates to do homework; Step 1: grab ur homework and start Step 2: put this music on Step 3: feel like you’re checking your teachers passports Edit: 1 year later, and 6k + likes! Thank you so much! I have never gotten this much.
"Мы тщательно проверили всю вашу деятельность за последние 20 лет. Не сказать, что все было идеально, но мы готовы закрыть глаза на эти мелкие недочёты. С вас сняты все обвинения. Слава Арстоцке!"
"papers,please" "so you are from kolechia?" "yes" "so wana hear a joke" "fine but please hurry" "approved "i dont get it" "exactly" *DETAINED* ... "alright" "now with that out of the way..." "ENTRY IS NOT GUARANTEED! GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!" *"NEXT"*
You have been arrested for not having the arstotzkan flag right, Court is available, for reasons of past game Versions, but you will be Provided With a lawyer, Glory to arstotzka
I work at a file management company, so to speak. Essentially what I do from home all day is make sure people's files are in order, and if i find any DISCREPANCIES i have to report them. I am never happier than when doing my job with this music in the background.
David Huryn Hehe lol InspectorWhat is the password? Entrant:Uhhhhhh i don't know. Cheese? Inspector:DENIED GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR FUCKING STINKING CHEESE! Next.
It's November, 23rd today! "Grestin Border Checkpoint Opens At Last! After 6 Long Years. Can the Ministry of Admission Keep Us Safe?" Glory to Arstotzka!
May future generations know that a game doesn’t need to be played online, nor does it need to be a shooter, nor does it need to be realistic. Any concept can become a game. Getting Groceries? Make a game of it. Clicking a jar of Mayo? Make a game of it. Making music? Make a game of it. Running a border checkpoint? Make a game of it. I hope when it comes to games people understand that anything, any style, any audio, makes a game good.
Wise words, is stuid how people demand on games being like real life, at the end of the day the concept of the game is just to escape from the cruel reality
i’ve heard this song on russian television at least twice. ironic. someone in the editing team have a sense of humour. or likes papers please. orrrr simply heard this song and recognised how good it is
The ministry of information has taken notice of your knowledge of the terrorist group known as *_THE ORDER OF THE EZIC STAR_*. Failing to report to the authorities any and all information about such organizations is considered national treason. You are under arrest pending further investigation. The ministry of information will perform a full audit of your recent activities. Your family will likewise be questioned about their involvement with EZIC. Glory to Arstotzka.
+Isawa De La Pradera (While you are in prison a paper is slipped under the door to your cell with the EZIC star on it) Hello Inspector... Your family is safe in Obristan. Tomorrow during the wxecution be ready to run. In case this message is intercepted we will not say why.
if i worked as a border guard i would have this on a near constant loop in my customs station, i'd know which people crossing over had played the game by who either busts a gut laughing or shits their pant s in fear upon entering.
_”Arstotzka so great passport not needed!”_
when potato man died it was so sad
gorji?
DENIED
@@somerandomdude712 yes
@@tkon3054 Paper please
-Papers, Please
-Where is your passport?
-What is a passport?
*DETAINED*
Detain*
@@carlorosendiyudotomo9189 next please
Jorji Costava
Maybe it could be a EZIC agent, so you failed the task ))
Hello
“Let’s make a nice peaceful Minecraft server!”
20 minutes in:
1 hour in: literally bribing the admins with real money, x rays, kingdoms and wars, infiltrating bases, doxxing
@@wen19855 hours in: Created and destroyed a 1:1 replica of Earth, over 5k people somehow got in and started chaos, everyone and their families are now under investigation, half the server is being blown up nonstop, the other half is on fire, the server is on international news, 70 members got killed IRL
@@BetterCallBigShotAutos11 hours in:
The 1:1 earth replica is now a 1:1 fallout wasteland, and a quarter of the earth has been shrouded in darkness as a 1:1 Moon replica has been made over it, With 1:1 Venus and Mars being worked on. Neo-N4zi's are in control of 1/3 of the world
Glory to Artztozka SMP
Хахаха
@@BetterCallBigShotAutos 3 days in: Creators of server have started a rebbellion in the united states and have succsesfully helped russians invasion of ukraine, over-threw poutane and restart the soviet union.
Me: **Want to print a document**
My printer:
A year late but funny, also wanted to remind you of this comment
I actually laughed at this
love this comment
This is one of the few comments in this site that have made me laugh audibly
Warning For Expired Documents
---------------
Warning With No Consequences
Inspector: Are You From Kolechia?
Kolechian: Yes
Inspector: **inhales** *_D E T A I N E D_*
You are from Kolechia?
"Yes"
Congratulations!
"I get in?"
Offcourse not, you have been randomly selected for a cavity search...
Sandvich
I heard that in Jacksepcticeye's voice too.
ARREST!
@@vexxfulomega9 u deserved a sanvich
*Height: 160cm*
*Height in person: 161cm*
*Not on my watch, bomber boi*
*_D E T A I N E D_*
Nice
Me when im interrogating Pewdiepie
did he have the drugs taped to the bottom of his fucking shoes? lmao
@look at how many fucks I give "It's not that, I swear! My hair is just really puffy!"
(Guards come in and beat up the guy)
"Glory to Arstotzka."
so good
I remember crossing the border from my home land to the U.S.
And someone literally started playing this.
Remember entry is not guaranteed
USA is so great passport not required...........Right?
@@mictoonanimation8852Passport is required.
@@mictoonanimation8852*DEPORT*
Lol
reading 1984 with this music hit hard.
bro me too, I was surprised to see comment like that
It’s set in 1982 as well so the timing must be perfect. I also did this as we read 1984 for English, absolutely for the vibe of colour scheme (spoilers below)
and I can imagine this being played as Julia and Winston see the telescreen behind their wall as they know they’re doomed
Party. ✅
Communism. ✅
Oppression. ✅
Spies. ✅
Cameras. ✅
Corruption. ✅
Yep Arstotzka is 1984
B.B
B.B
B.B
@@Legohunter-uv1wc Ah yes, reminds me of the "Give Everyone A Heart Attack (No Occult Stuff)" list my honors english class and creative writing class made: Hunger Games, F. 451, 1984, Phantom Of The Opera, The Most Dangerous Game, Edgar Allan Poe, Beowulf, Dracula, Frankenstien's Monster, Hatchet, The Fault In Our Stars, and Incarnations Of Burned Children...
Jorji's passport number: 1234-OKOK. Seems legit.
That wouldn't be so hilarious if I didn't know a heap of slavic europeans who actually wrote like that. I love those guys.
OrphanCrippler *S E E M S L E G I T*
I was really thinking that Jorji is just a little man that makes forced passport for himself, until I recognise that he tries to bring drugs in his body. No, he isn't innocent.
#JorjiCostavadidnothingwrong
Oh my LORD
*Sir, your clothes look different.*
Well i just change them like normal peo-
*DETAINED!*
Underrated comment, this is gold.
Stay right where you are, bomber!
Well it makes sense no normal worker could afford more than 1 pair of clothes. So it has to be a spy
@@Bmwenthusiast2000wow new comment
Jorgi: *literally has cocaine*
Inspector:👍
He's jorgi you can't detain him
@@lolnoobthemapperi sent him to the *_DETAINED_* camp
@@deny_all_spades you are the most bad person in the world. #freejorgi
The entire title screen sliding up in tempo to the music is genuinely one of the toughest title sequences ever made
*waits in line for 6 hours*
"Papers, please."
"..."
"..."
"It was a mistake to open this checkpoint"
*Leaves*
What about the guy that asks you to deny his entry
@@ActuallyFlamey he waited so he will have the evidence that he got denied
Better than a guy that wait for 7 hours and say *Arstotzka so great passport not required*
@HAPPYSEBAS11 you really had to wait 2 months after he posted that comment to correct him
hey, why are you leaving? Are you scared? Why you scared?
*D* *E* *T* *A* *I* *N* *E* *D*
Papers, Please
Here you go
Your passport says 80kg but the scale says 79.9kg
But I recently had lost a bit of we-
*DETAINED*
Papers please in a nutshell
**pull out fingerprint paper**
@@skimpiyy no known aliases
@@budadog8288 yes, get rekt by not seeing the alias name
They don’t do that they search their body first
"I have only passport but hear me out."
"There is little time. I must enter today."
"I come back in 3 days with right papers."
"To prove, I give you something important."
"Is special family treasure."
*gives the inspector a watch*
"Fully digital."
"You hold as collateral."
"I will be back to pick it up."
"And take this."
*gives inspector 5 credits*
"All for green stamp."
_Proceeds to steal watch and detain him_
Then arrests him
@@markfriesen4032 That's what being detained entails.
"I did it for my family "
"what are you doing?"
*"OUT!"*
CEO grindset 🍷🗿
Hello Inspector.
We have audited your recent activities.
You have listened to Papers, Please: Theme Song on repeat for 12 hours.
Good job.
You are clear to return to your post on January 1st, 1983.
Glory to Arstotzka.
In January 1st 1983: ah we meet again inspector
Nah: We have audited your recent activities.
You have listened to Papers, Please theme for 96 hours straight. Congratulations.
Glory to Arstotzka!
Glory to Arstozka and glory to worker class
Nah I listen to it for 67 hours on repeat help me 💀
“Damn Kolechians and their...”
* Flips cards *
“.. Passports”
Underrated comment😂
GLORY GREATEST!
Say that to Elisa Katsenja and Sergui
@@Mario-mz2bj Sergiu*
Go to gulag
Guy with Two Passports was still one of the best moments of the game.
I never understood that moment. Why is it illegal to have two different passports? It’s not illegal irl
@@LogisticPeach i think all the surrounding countries are hostile towards eachother so dual citizenship would not be a thing
I like how the inspection menu only allows you to inspect the arstotzkan passport
TRUE
@@Viktor-cz7bs Perhaps. Thanks for the explanation
I love how the game logo even bobs up and down to the beat (after it finishes "printing" at 0:24)
If your not doing the same your house will be when it becomes property of the state -Reguards The Arstotzka Houseing Administration.
official theme of modern day youtube
"Your appearance has changed."
"I had surgery."
*Discrepancy Detected*
DETAINED
One moment please.
What are you doing?
@@user-nq1oy1tx6w *OUT!*
in the first days you actually have to deny people for any inconsistent information
Perfect for a morning alarm. Feels like you're waking up as a soldier. I recommend 10/10
Internet Man, time to do the exact thing you recommended.
I am so tempted, thank you for your contribution to arstotska
thanks soldier
Vine a descargarla exactamente para hacer eso
You are right
The og "thats not my neighbor"
I think that game was somewhat inspired by "Papers, please".
>waited 6 hours in line
>"it was a mistake to open this border"
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
*Meets Jorgi Costava*
Jorgi: Ok! Here we go!
Jorgi: Glory to Arstotzka!
Jorgi: The greatest country!
Inspector: Where is your passport?
Inspector: A passport is required.
Jorgi: Passport!
Jorgi: Arstotzka so great, passport not required.
Jorgi: Right?
Inspector: A passport is required.
Jorgi: Ok, ok. I hear you.
Jorgi:I come back again.
+Spartan-138 I fucking love Jorgi
Inspector: "Cobrastan is not a real country."
Jorji: "Ok, ok. You no like passport, I understand. I come back with better one."
xD
+SketchBookShortFilms Me too
+Spartan-138 Jorgi *comes back with a sketchy passport that looks like a 5 year old drew it with crayons*
Jorgi what the fuck you didn't even try at all
Forget the memes, this is a staggeringly well constructed piece of music. The horn bass line represents the monotony of the daily grind, but slightly changes at points as guided by the other instruments. Then the rattling strings represent the people coming to your desk - mostly innocuous, but with a slight layer of intrigue. Next we have the string baseline which comes in at 0:23 (and a half), which represents that the daily monotony is starting to get just a bit more complex and dangerous.
We get our first major percussion at 0:46, but only one strike. One strike of something dangerous. Then again at 1:03; as tensions are starting to ramp up, the weight of the percussion gets closer. Finally, at 1:20 the percussion kicks in fully as we get a key change - your job is no longer just boring paper pushing, but real, heavy duty work on which lives depend.
It's some of the best aural representation of themes I've heard in a video game.
This comment describes the Soundtrack
I love your commentary
I wanna read something like this for most of the atmospheric musics. The most recent game I have played is gta4, which has a super unique and stylish soundtrack. It made me feel so much, but of course I wanted to read something explaining about it.
Cool
Truly, a fine example of true Gesumtkanstwerk.
I miss that time when everybody was talking about this game.
This game it's still better than any AAA game
Just played it after 4 years yesterday and got all endings. Basically played it for the whole day. Still holds up and if the dev made a sequel I’ll bet it’ll be wildly successful and something a lot of people talk about for at least a year or two. Really hope the developer does make a sequel.
@@dabbingraccoons6416 There should really be a second part or something like that. This is such an amazing game. The concept is simple but there's so much lore to it. Gotta appreciate the style as well.
this will forever stand among the greatest game menu themes ever
*among*
@@egeparlak8004it sucks
At the 1st, the second being the buckshot roulette theme
@@Egg44693 yea I AGREE
Are you from Kolechia
Yes
5 years in Gulag Blyat
Xd
Hitler say rus blyat it break my mind
Hello mustache man
НЕ ПОНЯЛ БЛЯТЬ????!!!!
Mein Führer go play some Minecraft
The reason this game is so good is because it tells a story through simply game mechanics. It doesn't rely on heavy cutscenes, similar to Half-Life, which ends up in a game that teaches the player the plot subconsciously.
This game is Art, and most of it reside in the repetitive gameplay, something only a game could do.
The exact opposite of most good horror games. (I.E. teaching people the story through reading like an entire novelette that's in Outlast... full of the biggest words fucking ever)
Oh no! Did the tremendously atrocious terminology activate an incursion against you?
thats what I likwe too
+Ultikana Re I'm choking with laughter now
I love how all the comments are recent. just... perfection
I have an exam tomorrow and arstotzka music has been playing in my head since the morning, my brain is giving a concert.
This music can convince me that it is OK to die for my country
You are under inspection due to copyright infringement.
The penalty is demonitization.
Your family will be questioned about their involvement.
The recommended section will stay open under another CZcamsr.
Glory to CZcams.
Dude this guy is Lucas Pope! Lucas Pope made this game!
Omg this is the best comment iv'e ever seen!
Lol!
Yes
If CZcams did that to the original creator, that would be messed up. Then again, CZcams is basically a dictatorship.
Monday morning in musical form
true.
Much true
Many true
Alistocrat Oh so true.
Agreed.
Internet in 99-00s: a great and mod-free place for everyone!
Internet in 20s:
You poor summer child
Interesting what he said wrong? I don't see anything...
@@ceregpurpleguy2906 Even small forums had mods back then.
@@LutraLovegood ok, i got this
I live in Eastern Europe in the Balkans and I legit wake up everyday with this fkcing song in my head .... 😂😂 when I go outside to work this sonf again 😂😂 and when I go get some beer and get fcking drunk with my buddies every weekend again this fcking song
Welcome to Obristan (Hungary), Papers Please
Must sound familiar, if you know what I mean.
I had a very monotonous and boring governmental job checking the mathematics supporting pension payments.
I played this on loop on my headphones as I worked...
By your name I assume you are also British, I worked for Defra and dealing with animal passports. The game gave me nightmares of working back there.
I know that public sector admin feel, bro :(
My job was literally ticking off salaries bigger than mine checking sums that someone at the Treasury had already done.
Bumbling Brit So how often was there a mistake?
In 7 months? About twice.
I happily took that 22k salary off the taxpayer, mind.
glory to wherever you are from lol
𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑻𝑶 𝑨𝑹𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑻𝒁𝑲𝑨
+akwuh MOTHER PROUD
How did you do the italics?
GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY PROUD
*GLORY TO ARSTOSKAAA!*
With underscores on both sides.
_Like this, but on both sides
_Like this!_
*_COOL!_* -I found you can even do this.-
Let’s be honest, we all hear this in our head on the way to school
"You have 12635 hairs on your head but their is 12634.999999999 hairs on your head in the picture"
D E T A I N E D!!!
Teacher: Why does it say “detained” on your assignment?
Me: *It’s complicated*
😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣
Inspector: Name?
Michael: It's on the passport
Inspector: You gave me no passport
Michael: But what IS a passport?
* Vsauce music starts pla- *
*DETAINED*
no michael stop were waiting in line
michael!
MICHAEL STOP
NOWS NOT THE TIME GOD DAMNIT
NEXT!
"I have to give you a passport, right?"
"Yes."
"Or do I?"
*vsauce music*
I'll be back for this
Michael V. Sauce would be the kinda guy to spot a loophole in Arstotzka's Laws and Regulations, and then gets executed in an attempt to make people not use the loophole, only for it to become worse and 50% of the population is using the loophole
AKA The Streisand Effect
When I first saw jacksepticeye play the game, I fell in love with it, the artstyle, the simple mechanics, the increasing difficulty, and the theme song, it's honestly beautiful, I didnt usually hear the full song so recently I went to CZcams to hear it fully, and wow, I didn't know it was this godamn good
same
This song makes me feel like walking to work in a cold soviet winter.
Cobrastan is a real country
Change my mind
Impossible
Cobrastan is not a real country, you are a Kolechian Man with a dress!
Yeah , jori is right!
Ok, I understand.
You no like passport.
I will come back with better one
Glory to Cobrastan
For everybody that hates to do homework;
Step 1: grab ur homework and start
Step 2: put this music on
Step 3: feel like you’re checking your teachers passports
Edit: 1 year later, and 6k + likes! Thank you so much! I have never gotten this much.
Denied nath teacher passport
GLORY TO ARTOTSKA!
Hate to break it to you Sarah but the square root of 23 is unknown so Denied
@@janssc Sorry science teacher but the in periodic table all the answers are Jesus or Artotzka
Genius
copied comment
Idealny utwór żeby posłuchać na granicy polsko-białoruskiej
Табе цыгарэты патрэбныя, 20 злотых за блок
Да, прям передает мрачную атмосферу на польской стороне границы и страны в целом.
This is really funny 😂. Belarus nowadays real Arstozka.
@@user-no1nj9ji1dhave you SEEN you country?!
@@user-no1nj9ji1ddude I wish Poland was as
GLORIOUS AS ARSTOTZKA
Also you got no room to speak about glooms discount Russian
"Мы тщательно проверили всю вашу деятельность за последние 20 лет. Не сказать, что все было идеально, но мы готовы закрыть глаза на эти мелкие недочёты. С вас сняты все обвинения. Слава Арстоцке!"
'GET THE FUCK OUT MY LINE!'
'DETAINED!'
'GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!'
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GREATEST COUNTRY
+Cody Mincey 'GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!' MOTHER WILL BE PROUD!
+Sir Lemongrab von Majora FOR KOLECHIA!
+Cody Mincey GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA, DEATH TO KOLECHIANS!
FOR KOLECHIA!!!!!
"papers,please"
"so you are from kolechia?"
"yes"
"so wana hear a joke"
"fine but please hurry"
"approved
"i dont get it"
"exactly"
*DETAINED*
...
"alright"
"now with that out of the way..."
"ENTRY IS NOT GUARANTEED! GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!"
*"NEXT"*
@_n0ah324_ i dont get it
@@Beth_0477 DETAINED
@@riskybusiness101 i get it
@@Beth_0477 accepted/approved
MOA Citation
-forged entry permit
-incorrect height
holy shit this is great
This is how seeing 83kg in person and 80kg in id feels like
Set this as the alarm for the first day of high school
In so gourd
@@toestal8526 same
You have been arrested for not having the arstotzkan flag right, Court is available, for reasons of past game Versions, but you will be Provided With a lawyer,
Glory to arstotzka
XDDD
It ain't president, it's The great leader of Arstotzka
Thank you, glorious leader. Glory to Arstotzka, greatest country, make us proud.(from Jacksepticeye's series)
Me: *Uno reverse card*
Gloria to arstorzka
0:01 me and the bois going to school
1:20 its 7:50am
C00l k1dd0 Lol 😂
@Советский Союз yes
I enter to the scool at 7:00 am
I don't get this
Damn right
weight in id: 60kg
weight in real life: 60,1kg
*ARRESTED*
The music is so nice even the title of the game is dancing to it
Whoever disliked is kolechian XD
we arstozkan are in numerican superiority ant tech superiority,kolechians can't beat us
Yep
Vic Eco GLORY TO ARTSTOSKA
hahaha yah
Vic Eco IM RUSSIAN
BAAAMMMM BUUUUMMMM BAAAAMMMM BUUUMMMM
I love that song sooooo much man.
BUUM BWAA BUUM BWAA BUMM BWAA BUMM BWAA
+Zack Y how old is this game?
Silas McGee
Four or five years, I think. It's made to look older, but the animation in places is too good.
+Zack Y holy fuck and there I was thinking the game wasn't that old Holy shitu
Kolechian: Hi :)
Inspector: *Points gun
I work at a file management company, so to speak. Essentially what I do from home all day is make sure people's files are in order, and if i find any DISCREPANCIES i have to report them.
I am never happier than when doing my job with this music in the background.
8 months later, still love my job, i still work with this theme in the background
@@alcanalimposible Glory to !
Arstotzka so great, no passport needed!
Jorji is the best, isn't he?
+Don Skiver He really is.
A passport is required.
+Don Skiver
He eventually gets correct documents lol.
+Don Skiver He is.
Yup, that cocaine he sold to me was awesome.
Oh wait, it was weed
Whoops, I remember, the weed dont goes to the nose, righ-...? UGH X.X
"I have my vaccination card"
"This is expired."
"What?!"
*denied*
Take your Covid someplace else!!!
Sounds familiar
But its expired for one da-
didnt ask, ratio, DETAINED
Glory To Arstotska
*NEXT!*
"arstotzka so great, passport not needed!"
theme of yt when they removed dislikes
Depressing and cool. I LOVE IT.
8 years later and it still sounds glorious as it was before
𝙔 𝙀 𝙎.
It actually sounds more glorious to my mid-twenty year old ears
10 years*
@@stefaniatatti7822 Even better
Arstotzka so good, password not needed!
*Passport*
Just realized that... whoops
David Huryn Hehe lol
InspectorWhat is the password?
Entrant:Uhhhhhh i don't know. Cheese?
Inspector:DENIED GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR FUCKING STINKING CHEESE! Next.
***** Lol
Heh you like? LIKING IS NOT PERMITTED IN ARSTOTZKA! ONLY SAD! DENIED! Next.
Can't believe this is 10 years old.
-You need entry permit
-What?! Since when?
-Aproximatly 10 minutes ago
Reddit mods looking at posts to see if they violate any of the 19 rules on the subreddit:
If they need more than 3 rules I just drop a trabsphobic comment and get to a different sub
this game is a fucking masterpiece
yup
+Thiago Sinsemilla Dokumenty, pozhaluysta = Papers Please
+jake baata II paperit kiitos = papers please
+EetuPlays Papers, Please = Papers, Please.
+EetuPlays papieren Alstublieft = Papers Please
Man this music is so great, watching the new series wednesday, I remembered this music
Hahahaha me too
"Reason of visit?"
"I'm from Republ...
*DETAINED*
"Papers, please."
*gives Entry Permit and Work Pass*
*Discrepancy Detected*
"Where's your passport?"
"What is passport?"
+Sunny Shukla You wouldn't have cared less, would you?
Looks like you forgot to switch accounts
Doesn’t make sense even if you did switch accounts. Nonsensical bait
Epic bruh moment
Hold on, but what is passport? .-.
Teacher: *Gives me back my test and my grade is an F*
Me: This test is crude fake.
Teacher: ...what
Me: DETAINED!
Lmao
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And why when science test is A+ you said apporve
@@Richard-nl3bt It's called a bribe
JSK Yes cool
It's November, 23rd today!
"Grestin Border Checkpoint Opens At Last! After 6 Long Years. Can the Ministry of Admission Keep Us Safe?"
Glory to Arstotzka!
What a great album for the great country Arstotzka!
Great game included for free! Sad it doesn’t give our glorious country in good light..
This music that I can't stop singing everyday
BUUUUUMM BUUUUUUMMMM. BUUUUMMM BUUUUUM
Abd El Rahman Algamel same
dew dew dewwww
May future generations know that a game doesn’t need to be played online, nor does it need to be a shooter, nor does it need to be realistic. Any concept can become a game.
Getting Groceries? Make a game of it. Clicking a jar of Mayo? Make a game of it. Making music? Make a game of it. Running a border checkpoint? Make a game of it.
I hope when it comes to games people understand that anything, any style, any audio, makes a game good.
Of course. Some of the greatest things (in this case, games) come from even the most mundane concepts.
I couldn't agree more.
Very true.
Wise words, is stuid how people demand on games being like real life, at the end of the day the concept of the game is just to escape from the cruel reality
Why would you click me?
This game truly is a work of art, this theme especially is absolutely perfect for it.
i’ve heard this song on russian television at least twice. ironic. someone in the editing team have a sense of humour. or likes papers please. orrrr simply heard this song and recognised how good it is
*Waits 6-7 Hours in line*
*Presents a Passport made out of Crayons*
Me: What do you take me for? A comedian?
GRANTED! GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA!
If it all checks out I approve it.
*Waits for 8 hours*
*Casually sends 2 passports*
S H I T
M.O.A CITATION
Protocol violated
Cobrastan is not a real country
@@LeRealModeusFanbut but it was pre approved 😓😓
GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA! GREATEST COUNTRY!
MAKE US PROUD!!!!!!
Obristan above all :D
Dmitrij Kissadi
You have made mistake coming here.
DETAINED!
+Zack Y oooohhhh get rekt
+Zack Y it was a mistake to open this border :D
“HEY GIVE ME MY WATCH BACK!”
"Arstotztka so great, it can change logo!"
I played this music while passing thru the border of Poland. Thankfully they have internet connection in the cell
???
wait a minute
out yet?
@@thispersoniseh6406 oh no they got executed
Holl up
I played this song in my office and now it is a border checkpoint
I played this to the whole country. Now it's communist
@@rbxless I played this in Russia, the Soviet Union is back
@@yurimeijer4269 it isn't tho
Maybe it was already back?
Fucken Jorji Costava appears in yo' office and offers you cobrastanian passport, do you accept?
i played this on obristan, now its cobrastan
Arstotzka so great, passport not required! Right?
This is the best video game soundtrack
whoever disliked are either
Kolechians
or
EZIC members
The ministry of information has taken notice of your knowledge of the terrorist group known as *_THE ORDER OF THE EZIC STAR_*. Failing to report to the authorities any and all information about such organizations is considered national treason.
You are under arrest pending further investigation. The ministry of information will perform a full audit of your recent activities. Your family will likewise be questioned about their involvement with EZIC.
Glory to Arstotzka.
+Isawa De La Pradera (While you are in prison a paper is slipped under the door to your cell with the EZIC star on it) Hello Inspector... Your family is safe in Obristan. Tomorrow during the wxecution be ready to run. In case this message is intercepted we will not say why.
WESTERN FASCISTS
Ezic
The order is waiting my friend
if i worked as a border guard i would have this on a near constant loop in my customs station, i'd know which people crossing over had played the game by who either busts a gut laughing or shits their pant s in fear upon entering.
Jesse Swift Become a border guard JUST so you can do that!
my grandma used to be a passport inspector thingy
+you're not welcome to the black parade Cool
+Jesse Swift DETAINED.
YES
Please give musical award to the composer! It’s brilliant!!!❤
one of the best music i EVER heard
What is passport?
ARSTOTZKA SO GREAT YOU DONT NEED PASSPORT
Sorry Jorji
King, don't forget your passport. Your ship sails in the morning
A Passport is required.
Is from Cobrastan. Is good yes?
Cause no trouble
Glory to Arstotzka
*trows ganade to police
jan klaas *shoots*
* car horn *
* Runs over terrorist *
* scrolls window down *
*If anybody's terrorizing Arstotzka, it's gonna be the Ezic!*
* Drives away *
Let’s be honest. We all hear this song whenever we need our passport for something.
“Lofi beats to detain suicide bombers to”
I showed this video to my notebook...
*NOW IT'S PASSPORT*
This is Kolechian passport. No Kolechian in Glory Greatest. Next please.
How original
Who remember's paper please charlie from the jungle compound?
If you got the reference I will subscribe to you I promise
@@justaregularhorse526 lol I got the reference
@@mill3r178 you know the game? if yes then I will make my promise
X2 speed is like happy russian dance music.
+Allan Pearl IKR XD
+Spencerfun11 My ears are bleeding.
+Allan Pearl you made my day, thanks
+Weed Man :)
+Weed Man Agreeed!!!
Watch in 144p for full Arstotzka experience. Glory to Arstotzka.
this game has 10 years!!!