Man I really love Paddles, The idea of a chill Dinobot is just too good to me. ....On another note, I have had Triton since December and never realized you had to do that. Between this and two broken parts on Planet X's Pluto (FoC Megatron) I can't say I have a lot of faith in their other releases. Thanks for showing the transformation in that much detail, Jobby! I need to go properly transform mine now!
I actually enjoy the Dinobot Paddles. -He's a lesser known Dinobots and it's good that he got some recognition. -I like how they went for a WFC/FOC design for him, like the other Dinobots. -And of course he floats, he's a Plesiosaur XD. -But yeah, I do wish that Planet X did better on him. They did with Grimlock. #JusticeforPaddles. Hope you review the other Dinobots from Planet X and hope that you review their "Big Boy" Trypticon.
13:03 "Oh it floats" Only use I see for this figure is if my young cousin wants to play with my figures I can just go: "Why don't you play with this one in the pool? It floats!"
I can see why this might be a low point for planet x but having it in hand I actually kinda like it. The flippers are a little floppy for me in Dino mode but overall it's not that bad. Though just to be safe I did sand down the pegs on the guns so they wouldn't break just in case. Still a nice tight fit without anything on the figure breaking
Hey Jobby, try sanding down the handles and pegs a little bit with sandpaper for a better connection. It's just like building a gunp-gunp-gu-g-g- *coughs out runners*
Yeesh! Thanks for taking one for the team on this figure. I got it awhile back but since I lack the space to display him along with the other Planet X Dinos, he's in storage. I still like the fact that they made an extra Dinobot but that transformation doesn't seem worth it. Oh well. I guess I can just leave him in robot mode and never transform him.
i coincidentally got this figure a couple weeks ago, so this was interesting to see your take on it. my theory is the company may not have put as much time and resources into this figure due to it being a lesser known character, but i still like him overall (even though he does have his problems)
1:12 Jobby:Why is everyone in this game so *BUFF* ? Me (Chris King):I know right it makes no god damn sense! Why are all of the transformers in The Fall of Cybertron so God Damn buff? They are giant robots for crying out loud!
From what reviews I've seen of Planet X Trypticon it looks pretty good. Just be warned hes a very BIG BOY and the reviews had issue keeping all of him in frame
God damn I forgot about B-Daman! They were all the rage in Mexico, and they were cheap enough that most kids I knew (including myself) had 6 on avarege. Ah memories
Bring back Swivelman and Gundam Ghost PLEASE!!!!!!!! By the way, watch Endgame and think about what you've done. Destroy the Gauntlet. Build a new one and bring them back to become whole again to be the Jobby that I known and loved.
Wait, what? Dinosaurs can’t fly or swim? What about the pterodactyl, or the plesiosaur? 11:40 Oh, the plesiosaur isn’t actually a dinosaur. Okay. But still, what about the pterodactyl?
12:41 I see that Masterpiece Beast Wars Megatron! You can't tell me I don't! Edit: Right after posting this comment I said "Jobby, I agree. That figure's was dino mode was sad. (Jokingly) Hey Google, Play Who Will Know by JobbytheHong" and my phone which was on a wireless charger (and for some reason connected to my bluetooth speaker I forgot to turn off) started playing it. I'm telling you its God damn magic!
It was disappointing to see that this figure didn't hold up to Vulcan. But I really look forward to (even though I'm not a Beast Wars fan) the next review. Yeeeeeeesssss. Also looking forward to that David Kaye cameo ;)
To anyone who has Triton/Paddles and is unfortunate enough to get one where the back fin ports are too tight, here is a solution for you. All you need are two files: A rat tail and a nail file. What you need to do to fix this problem is you take the rat tail and scratch the inside of the port; 4 to 10 passes shall do. Then, you take the nail file and GENTLY sand the short post (not the long one that Paddles holds onto in robot mode) at least once. If the peg is still too big for the port,keep sanding until you can fit the peg into the hole with little to no resistance. Hiwever, if the port is to big, then you can use super glue to thicken the post. Simply apply the glue to the port, DO NOT INSERT IT INTO THE PORT, let the glue dry before you insert the gun. Hope this helps and I might post this on the TFW boards so others can see it.
Gladius is honestly WORSE THAN THIS I’d rather buy MP44 OPTIMUS PRIME for a cheaper price (because wallet and I have a unicron sized soft spot for Optimus and cuz idk )
@@Heyoo414Well he watched the Entirety Of transformers Beast wars and he actually watched the first 3 bay films (didn't like them) and he refused the watch Aoe and Last knight.. BUT still come on Fall of cybertron is great and he really should play it.
Glitched Gaming Yeah forgot about Beast Wars, and yeah definitely Fall of Cybertron is amazing perhaps he doesn’t have anything to play it on though I could be wrong
Jobby, don't loose faith in planet x, their version of swoop and slug are as good as their grimlock if not better!
I really hope he reads this. Planet X delivers great figures but this is one of their more lacking releases
@@SniekyNK if I recall correctly this one was the "tacked on" figure of the line, as he said, paddles isnt even in the game
PAPA NOTICED US!!
Is his name still Slag I thought they changed it to Slug because it sounded like an insult?
@@r0b0charlie34 they did change it, but old habits die hard I guess...
"You can't escape criticism Paddles...We're all fair game..." Lmfao
Artemis Jones lol that part had me dying
I read this jsut as he said it
@@Dolph__ 🤣
words to live life by
Jobby: *yeets triton into the pool*
triton: you cannot escape your demons, for we know how to swim
BUT DINOSAURS CANT FLY OR SWIM
@@AbsoluteDingus709 YOU FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAA-
I can't drown my demons they know how to swim
@@AbsoluteDingus709 He isn't a dinosaur.
@@AbsoluteDingus709 Also, Dinosaurs can fly. Birds are avian dinosaurs and they do fly.
Imagine being a badass dinosaur robot and just having the name *Paddles*
Clearly a robot that lived before the age of clickbaity titles
@@KairuHakubi Now he has to compete with Cutthroat, Sinnertwin and Slayride
Ikr
Sort of like the Tick.
A big beefy superhero with a doofus personality and a funny name.
decepticon: who are you(afraidly)
paddles they call me by the name paddles
decepticon : laughs then scream
paddle's gun: boom
Man, waking up and watching my uncle jobby is the equivalent of watching Saturday morning cartoons. Keep up the good work man!
Agreed!
Jobby: the worst transformer
Masterpiece bumblebee: *omaewa mou shindeiru*
NANI?!?!
Well he said disappointing, and he despised masterpiece bumblebee 2.0 pretty much from the beginning
Wait but wut about the Bold Forms Gladius NOT Megatron transformer?
Triton: I’m jobby’s most hated transformer!
Masterpiece Bumblebee: No I am!
???: Amateurs.
Triton: What was that, Punk?
Bold Forms Galadius: AMATEURS!
Well that only had bad back kibble, this is just, no
"Oh it floats"
-jobby boy 2019
That makes it a better pleisiosaur already!! :D
Well... it was floating upside down. When fish do that... you usually flush them. ^o^
I feel like Jobby's already done enough with toys, and toilets, he can just drain the pool with the toy in it this time.
You’ll float too
If Jobby was the creature from IT.
“Throws triton in the pool.”
Triton: “we all float jobby!”
You mean pennywise
Oof, I’d recommend the Planet X Pluto if you want your Vulcan experience back
“Oh he floats”
My sides are in orbit
Sorry sir but at what minute mark that he said it floats?? Sorry
@@BobbyDGamer 13:03
@@ManMan-xt4rj thanks man
R.i.p normal titles for Jobby’s videos
F
"Dinosaurs can't fly"
Let's see what birds have to say about that...
Chickens can't really fly either
The Second ZedRies
All birds are dinosaurs
@Rodimus Supreme pterosaurs aren't dinosaurs
*Looks at strafe and swoop*
@@uainjansun when you realise strafe and swoop aren't dinosaurs
"Oh, he floats"
Ahhhhh, so it DOES have a gimmick!
when you're down here with me, you'll float, too
There's nothing wrong with having a series full of beefy boys.
My Pillar Men Awaken!!!!!
Awaken my Masters !
*aztec dubstep*
AYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYA
*I don't know how to vocalize that music*
aaron laluzerne WAMMU!!!
BEEP BEEP
I have seen reviews of the Trypticon, and DAMN if that thing isn't a treasure, I don't know what is!
Ahh paddle a forgoten dinobot that was cut from fall of cybertron!
The most certified big boy to ever exist?
is its robot mode good
@@drygorment8976 yes
Man I really love Paddles, The idea of a chill Dinobot is just too good to me.
....On another note, I have had Triton since December and never realized you had to do that. Between this and two broken parts on Planet X's Pluto (FoC Megatron) I can't say I have a lot of faith in their other releases.
Thanks for showing the transformation in that much detail, Jobby! I need to go properly transform mine now!
"BUT JOBBY! DINOSAURS CAN'T FLY OR SWIM, YOU F@#%ING ARGAHGAHAGARRGH!"
You had me there me man! x,D An excellent review and super fun watch!
Birds and spinosaurus would like a word with you, young man.
I actually enjoy the Dinobot Paddles.
-He's a lesser known Dinobots and it's good that he got some recognition.
-I like how they went for a WFC/FOC design for him, like the other Dinobots.
-And of course he floats, he's a Plesiosaur XD.
-But yeah, I do wish that Planet X did better on him. They did with Grimlock. #JusticeforPaddles.
Hope you review the other Dinobots from Planet X and hope that you review their "Big Boy" Trypticon.
The only disappointing transformer is me.
I can go from a sad boi to an even sadder boi, and it only takes about an hour to read the instructions.
Notice on the stat card how it says "stength" and not strength😂
I stopped looking at some *good stuff* this better be pretty cool
I know what you *mean*
:/
bruh
OOOHHH YESSS
Yass
The End of fall of cybertron was by far one of the best scenes of any transformers game
13:03 "Oh it floats"
Only use I see for this figure is if my young cousin wants to play with my figures I can just go:
"Why don't you play with this one in the pool? It floats!"
3:21
Jobby:its not worth it to plug it in
Jobby: *still plugs it in*
After reviewing a disappointing Transformer, maybe you can review on that won't be disappointing at all...
*Yeeeeeeesssss*
SZE HANG CHAN yeeeeeesssssss
Waspinator what are you buzzing about?
@@ionman1761 it’s woopsinator
Bro if paddles was tryna kill me I wouldn’t be scared because he sounds adorable like dude here’s the infamous *paddles*
I can see why this might be a low point for planet x but having it in hand I actually kinda like it. The flippers are a little floppy for me in Dino mode but overall it's not that bad. Though just to be safe I did sand down the pegs on the guns so they wouldn't break just in case. Still a nice tight fit without anything on the figure breaking
The design of the guns are based on a weapon in Fall Of Cybertron called the Chaos-Rift Combuster which is FOC’s version of a grenade launcher
Hey Jobby, try sanding down the handles and pegs a little bit with sandpaper for a better connection. It's just like building a gunp-gunp-gu-g-g- *coughs out runners*
Specifically a 3rd party gunpla
My favorite line: 2:20
After this, Masterpiece Megatron Beast Wars will be like a Spa Day for Jobby
Cute. Paddles is an amazing name.
What about the MP11 MASTERPIECE Starscream
An MP11 what now?
You meant MakeToys Howling Meteor right?
Howling Meteor's a fantastic Starscream, what are you smoking, Red?
47 Rēd Arrøws yeah you're right, that one's more disaponting from what I've seen...
Personally, the most interesting things about Jobby's review are: his spelling, pronunciation, and emphasis. Such amazing english skill you got there!
12:42
Did anyone notice the masterpiece megatron if you pause it just at that second
6:39 is that music from Berserk 97?
No wonder you gave this to your niece
Yeesh! Thanks for taking one for the team on this figure. I got it awhile back but since I lack the space to display him along with the other Planet X Dinos, he's in storage. I still like the fact that they made an extra Dinobot but that transformation doesn't seem worth it. Oh well. I guess I can just leave him in robot mode and never transform him.
Well,Paddles really never appeared in FOC.
i thought your most disappointing figure is the bold forms gladius
Gladius didn't have expectations to disappoint
Gladius is a shit beyond shit
12:43
Please do the Trypticon, Jobby! Emgo's review on Trypticon is _way_ to long, and you can't even see the figure. . .
2:15
*IS THAT 1986 TRANSFORMERS I HEAR*
To make myself feel better, I just pretend like the dinosaur head is his tail
Me: working
Jonny:it’s free real estate
its all but confirmed.. Jobby is HowToBasic 3:11
3DFX but what if he actually is :0
Gezi5 Illuminati confirmed
I love hearing original movie music, especially: megatron must be stopped parts 1 and 2, and the death of optimus prime
6:29 A bad Omen
i coincidentally got this figure a couple weeks ago, so this was interesting to see your take on it. my theory is the company may not have put as much time and resources into this figure due to it being a lesser known character, but i still like him overall (even though he does have his problems)
Paddles doesnt have an official figure and this is sadly the best paddles figure
1:12 Jobby:Why is everyone in this game so *BUFF* ?
Me (Chris King):I know right it makes no god damn sense! Why are all of the transformers in The Fall of Cybertron so God Damn buff? They are giant robots for crying out loud!
The only best thing about this figure is is that:
... It floats 👌
Commenting over the transformation music?
Jobby.... how dare you?
He's been doing it for a while now. Where you been?
I honestly kinda miss it tbh
man that 80's music during the articulation part was really good
From what reviews I've seen of Planet X Trypticon it looks pretty good. Just be warned hes a very BIG BOY and the reviews had issue keeping all of him in frame
"Oh it floats" 😂😂😂
Jobby get a “B Daman” toy trust me
I once kill a man with a B daman
God damn I forgot about B-Daman! They were all the rage in Mexico, and they were cheap enough that most kids I knew (including myself) had 6 on avarege. Ah memories
the sad part is they didn't give him a S-name since Hasbro didn't
A killer robot should NOT be named Paddles
Oh but Bumblebee's a hardcore name?
#JusticeForPaddles
Can we have a compilation of the tiny Godzilla figures kissing the figures in the reviews. It's my favorite part LOL
I want a purple dino review
Putotyra?
Barney
The way it looks makes up for everything else, cause it looks awesome
Edit: Also please review that Trypticon it too looks awesome
9:57 attack of the gundam gost
Huh, I got the figure and didn't have the problem with the plegus head. But ya not the best still love it though
God Bless you yellow Asian swivel-gundam cursed jobbythehong
diD YoU sAy guNDaM??!?!?!
@@tsukasa9838 yes and SWIVEELLL HUHUH UH HUHUHUHHU
I fondly remember watching this with a spicy bean meat pie
"Aand the pain and of maaaaaaa" 0:49
0:28 - 0:30 This is pretty much how I feel about college
Bring back Swivelman and Gundam Ghost PLEASE!!!!!!!!
By the way, watch Endgame and think about what you've done.
Destroy the Gauntlet. Build a new one and bring them back to become whole again to be the Jobby that I known and loved.
You can even hear the disappointment in his little Godzilla's "Eh" 😂😂😂
GOD DAMN IT SLOW WIFI
Wait, what?
Dinosaurs can’t fly or swim?
What about the pterodactyl, or the plesiosaur?
11:40 Oh, the plesiosaur isn’t actually a dinosaur. Okay.
But still, what about the pterodactyl?
That's not a dinosaur either
tEe JaYe vIlLaLoN *My whole life is a lie.*
I'm a fuckin rock. At least you have a life unlike me..
3:09 HowToBasic: how to play with toys
12:41 I see that Masterpiece Beast Wars Megatron! You can't tell me I don't!
Edit: Right after posting this comment I said "Jobby, I agree. That figure's was dino mode was sad. (Jokingly) Hey Google, Play Who Will Know by JobbytheHong" and my phone which was on a wireless charger (and for some reason connected to my bluetooth speaker I forgot to turn off) started playing it. I'm telling you its God damn magic!
4:35
*_S T E N G H_*
INTELLIGENCE 2
It was disappointing to see that this figure didn't hold up to Vulcan. But I really look forward to (even though I'm not a Beast Wars fan) the next review. Yeeeeeeesssss.
Also looking forward to that David Kaye cameo ;)
......
"Oh he floats.."
Planning to repaint mine into Seasaur (BW Neo Magmatron).
Jobby trying his very best to never mention swivel again
“The head has already escaped, BIG SURPRISE!”
If you played the game you know what happened to him :( R.I.P. sludge
I thought sludge survived
Paddles is in the game as a wall decoration in wierd bug nest
Bold form Megatron is much worse jobby
@@allmight169 You can edit the original comment
To anyone who has Triton/Paddles and is unfortunate enough to get one where the back fin ports are too tight, here is a solution for you. All you need are two files: A rat tail and a nail file. What you need to do to fix this problem is you take the rat tail and scratch the inside of the port; 4 to 10 passes shall do. Then, you take the nail file and GENTLY sand the short post (not the long one that Paddles holds onto in robot mode) at least once. If the peg is still too big for the port,keep sanding until you can fit the peg into the hole with little to no resistance. Hiwever, if the port is to big, then you can use super glue to thicken the post. Simply apply the glue to the port, DO NOT INSERT IT INTO THE PORT, let the glue dry before you insert the gun.
Hope this helps and I might post this on the TFW boards so others can see it.
"I have been eyeing the Planet X Trypticon"
YOU MAD MAN! YOU WANNA STAB YOUR WALLET WITH CHAINSAW SWORDS OR SOMETHING!?
Remainder that the BBTS would probably give him a discount on it if he decides to review it.
Based on my 2019 almanac most dinosaurs can swim and kind of glide.
"The port was too damn tight."
That's what she said
Right when he said "before we get into the the transformation" an ad popped up. Funny coincidence.
If I was a Transformer this probably me 😂
why when i read your name it gave me cancer?
If i was a transformer i would be the triple transforming megatron which means im trash
Note: Heat up the peg ports before insertion.
"Dinosaurs can't fly or swim"
Um...
Birds...
(paddles floats) I guess you can't drown your demons Jobby
And in the end, me finding the peaky boi did complete the timeline, *_yeEEeEssSsSs..._*
I love the fact that you're pretty much the only youtuber that uses Ainsley Harriott memes in reviews. Please never get rid of that. Ever.
As disappointing as bold forms galdious?
You sure?
Gladius was just bad, while Triton had some hype built up for him months in advance.
Gladius is honestly WORSE THAN THIS I’d rather buy MP44 OPTIMUS PRIME for a cheaper price (because wallet and I have a unicron sized soft spot for Optimus and cuz idk )
You should review the Wei Jiang Blackout figure. It’s really amazing!
Planet X Trypticon is actually a really good buy, you owe it to yourself to get it, because it really is great.
that few seconds of the death of optimus. You hurt my heart.
it is 2019... and. you. haven't played Fall Of Cybertron yet?
*and you call yourself a fan of Transformers..*
Yeah
I mean he’s only watched the animated movie anyway right? Does anyone actually consider him one lol
@@Heyoo414Well he watched the Entirety Of transformers Beast wars and he actually watched the first 3 bay films (didn't like them) and he refused the watch Aoe and Last knight..
BUT still come on Fall of cybertron is great and he really should play it.
Glitched Gaming Yeah forgot about Beast Wars, and yeah definitely Fall of Cybertron is amazing perhaps he doesn’t have anything to play it on though I could be wrong
Shut UP!!!! I happen to be a godzilla fan and I've only see 11 out off 35 movies!!
I’d say waking up to a jobby vid gives me morning wood but it’s 3 pm...
You won’t believe how fast I click
6:44 me like freak out jobby