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  • čas přidán 9. 08. 2023
  • Alan, let this be a lesson that nothing 'legal' ever happens at the beach during questionable hours 🙅🏻‍♂️ | Two And A Half Men on Comedy Central, DStv Ch122
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  • @redips
    @redips Před 9 měsíci +36

    2:32 Alan: Charlie, I swear on my son's life!!!!
    You know what Alan, just for that officers take him to jail. lol

  • @SilasNiishinda
    @SilasNiishinda Před 3 měsíci +26

    “Atleast this clown didn’t ask if I was Jewish” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876
      @stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I didn’t get this joke

    • @mellowmayelo
      @mellowmayelo Před 3 měsíci +11

      ​@@stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876they were making fun of Mel Gibson. This was when he got arrested back in like 2009 and a bunch of phone recordings were made public where he's being antisemitic

    • @stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876
      @stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@mellowmayelo ohhh that’s right! Thank you for your response!! 😎😀mAkes sense now

  • @melanieparker
    @melanieparker Před 5 měsíci +69

    "I swear on my son's life..." I wanted alan to finish that sentence. Seriously, he'll what? Move out? It's sad that alan thinks he has any leverage in that house.

    • @dobronx4771
      @dobronx4771 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Technically Charlie ruined Alan by sleeping with his lawyer. Maybe moral leverage. But yeah anytime Alan tries to win an argument or try to own an argument against Charlie, he literally never wins as he has brings nothing to the table.

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker Před 4 měsíci +9

      @@dobronx4771 Did Charlie tell Alan to marry Kandi, ask her to divorce like Judith did and take all his money and throw him out? Nice try though.

    • @dobronx4771
      @dobronx4771 Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@melanieparker true but all that wouldn’t have happened if….that one thing didn’t happen. That one thing. Alan ain’t no angel, but Charlie did ruin him. Very much so.

    • @georgebrice8329
      @georgebrice8329 Před 27 dny

      @dobronx4771+ compare to Charlie he is

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker Před 27 dny +1

      @@georgebrice8329 No he isn't.

  • @masternoob9673
    @masternoob9673 Před 8 měsíci +100

    How Dafuq do you mistake a guy in dark clothes and carrying a bag with a man in his bright pajamas jogging with no bag??

    • @abehambino
      @abehambino Před 4 měsíci +3

      Because it was dark????

    • @aggressiveblaze
      @aggressiveblaze Před 4 měsíci

      Why dafuq did Alan ask the black officer if he was jewish? Is he antisemite?

    • @whatdidyoutoldme9395
      @whatdidyoutoldme9395 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@abehambinothey had a big ass spotlight on him?

    • @DomWeasel
      @DomWeasel Před 2 měsíci +7

      How do you mistake someone asleep in their own home for an armed intruder?
      They're American cops.

  • @TheJoyofCooking24
    @TheJoyofCooking24 Před 8 měsíci +30

    😅😅😅 Why do you keep calling me Charlie

    • @redips
      @redips Před 5 měsíci

      I think Alan got the wrong house. lol

  • @redips
    @redips Před 9 měsíci +66

    Alan: you really enjoy screwing don't you?
    Charlie: Well. you don't pay rent.
    Charlie has a point Alan. since you don't pay rent, Charlie is allowed to screw you however he please. lol

    • @alpontius
      @alpontius Před 9 měsíci +5

      Nop he doesnt.

    • @chrisjackson1889
      @chrisjackson1889 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Alan: You know what? I’m going to do it
      Charlie: Pay rent?
      Alan: No

    • @shahinuzzamanchowdhury5942
      @shahinuzzamanchowdhury5942 Před 3 měsíci

      Ok you are saying this as this may be a show but it is his brother. So if your brother was living with you but not paying rent would you screw with him.

    • @fredrichardson8647
      @fredrichardson8647 Před 2 měsíci

      @@alpontius OH hell yes does

    • @georgebrice8329
      @georgebrice8329 Před 27 dny

      You guys do know the reason he struck there bcuz charlie dump his divorce lawyer

  • @blancarosales3400
    @blancarosales3400 Před 9 měsíci +46

    So how was your run 😂😂😂

  • @maswimadaraka9094
    @maswimadaraka9094 Před 7 měsíci +14

    Why do you keep calling me Charlie 😂😂😂

  • @sourabhkarmakar8040
    @sourabhkarmakar8040 Před 9 měsíci +47

    Alan gone full Karen mode there 😂

    • @clarkkent8286
      @clarkkent8286 Před 9 měsíci +10

      It was justified

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 Před 3 měsíci +2

      He was unjustly confronted. You don't know what it means to be a Karen.

  • @farhanahmad6316
    @farhanahmad6316 Před 9 měsíci +10

    Dogs wernt optional after all

  • @Asahamana
    @Asahamana Před 8 měsíci +7

    And this was The first Time I heard The theme to Chariots of fire.

  • @darthuchiha1418
    @darthuchiha1418 Před 4 měsíci +7

    Charlie was such a troll the show wasn’t the same when he died he carried the whole show

  • @kevaunmitchell1316
    @kevaunmitchell1316 Před 9 měsíci +7

    It's the Release the dogs episode from season 4 aired in 2006

  • @PriscoDH
    @PriscoDH Před 9 měsíci +9

    Hey it is Good 👍

  • @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation
    @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation Před 3 měsíci +2

    I would pretend not to know Alan if this means he goes to jail.

  • @tripple_R
    @tripple_R Před 7 měsíci +8

    What does the cop say at 2:43? At least this clown didn't ask if I was.. what?

  • @Alice-hw6db
    @Alice-hw6db Před 9 měsíci +3

    AMEN

  • @piedadleon817
    @piedadleon817 Před 9 měsíci +9

    Sadly I would have said “ I’m sorry I don’t know 🤷‍♂️ who he is “

  • @seanwebb605
    @seanwebb605 Před 3 měsíci +2

    And Charlie said he would have trouble finding a dog.

    • @theman1412
      @theman1412 Před 2 měsíci

      If only Alan got to keep Chester 😊

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 Před 2 měsíci

      @@theman1412 Chester was a spite dog.

  • @falcon3268
    @falcon3268 Před měsícem

    Just to get Alan out of the house for a bit longer, Charlie should've told the police that not only he didn't know who Alan was but convince the police that he had seen Alan's face on wanted posters for supposive murder cases and kidnapping charges. I am sure that Judith would back that up as she hates Alan just as much.

  • @garystahl9948
    @garystahl9948 Před 2 měsíci +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @user-gc5os2jr4g
    @user-gc5os2jr4g Před měsícem

    😂😂

  • @shuib
    @shuib Před 8 měsíci +6

    Can someone tell me (I'm not Jewish neither am I anti-semitic) why "at least he didn't ask me if I'm Jewish" got the audience shock reaction?

    • @shuib
      @shuib Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@jimmybobbobjr.3396 thanks so much. Much appreciated!

    • @Zeralop
      @Zeralop Před 8 měsíci +1

      You cannot be anti semitic to so called Jews, cuz they re not Jews, they re khazar Mongols from the orient, who came from the Babylonians.

    • @Zeralop
      @Zeralop Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@jimmybobbobjr.3396Has mel Gibson always opposed the Jews?

    • @orsh3331
      @orsh3331 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Mel gibson incident

    • @stagna1959
      @stagna1959 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Yeah, I think they joked about Mel Gibson arrest. It shows how old this show is. Who nowadays remembers Mel Gibson incidents and his phone rants? Only very old people like me.

  • @user-gc5os2jr4g
    @user-gc5os2jr4g Před měsícem

    Yo no viviría con mi Hermano aunque me pagaran

  • @vikramsarangan18
    @vikramsarangan18 Před 3 měsíci +1

    The black guy taking about being called Jewish 😅😂.... Too much