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Hold onto your hats, lovely people, because Charlotte Dobre is here to dish out some next-level, petty ex, petty revenge that'll have you howling with laughter! 😈🔥
In this side-splitting video, Charlotte takes you on a whirlwind tour through the wild and wicked world of exes who just can't resist getting even in the most ridiculous ways. From the ex who turned their partner's shampoo into hair-removal cream to the one who trained their cat to steal leftovers, you won't believe the sheer pettiness on display! 🚿🐱💔
Charlotte's reactions are pure gold, and her hilarious commentary will keep you grinning from ear to ear. Get ready to witness some of the craziest and most absurd revenge schemes you've ever heard of! 😂🤷♀️
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I chose not to be the petty EX because he doesn't deserve the attention
The best revenge is a life well lived!!❤❤
Amen!
Absolumo! No free rent.
Best revenge is moving on and being happy
@@Sar-ahGfor some lol
There's petty and there's toxic....the 2 people from the first story are just toxic...🙃🚩
Exactly, and she played herself.
💯 I'm like...Now Now 😅
yeah. that girl was so proud in airing her dirty laundry online when all i saw in her aura was she is a walking red flag 🚩
Absolutely facts!
I agree with this. There's petty and then there's just... Icky 😂
I think Charlotte is one of the better reaction CZcamsrs
1) she credits the creators both on screen and in the description
2) she lets the video play fully before adding
3) actual insight/, jokes on the videos or similar situations
4) if she does interrupt a video, you can still hear it, and it's usually a short interruption.
We love an actual responsible reaction channel
I feel like you're referencing a certain CZcamsr who has recently doxxed someone...😂😂
Could be better though if she didn't:
1) React to the same videos but act like it's the first time she's seen it
2) Let these long drawn out, awful stories ramble on and on while she sits there trying not to comment about how awful the storytelling actually is
3) React to clearly FAKE videos and think they're real
@@MadameMeowth a bit of referencing, and a bit of genuine critique of other creators in the react genre
@@msconstrued I don't watch her often, just when I see a YT recommended video that looks entertaining enough, so I can't say anything on repeat videos. So, I'll take your word for it (not trying to be snarky, I genuinely will take your word for your criticisms as I haven't seen a whole lot, just some)
But, like I said, she's one of the better ones, that doesn't mean she isn't without fault.
@@SappyDuder She has been my fave YT reaction channel for years now and I love binging her old content. It's just gotten too worn for me now sadly. I agree with you entirely that she is one of the BEST here. I just wish her channel wasn't going so downhill.
My ex's "don't worry about her" was half his age. A childhood friends sister, who he helped babysit while she was in diapers and he was 18. Those are the reasons I wasn't to worry. Those are also the reasons he's disgusting.
UGGHHH
Whoof...half their age is just one thing already.
But having known them from being a toddler...wtf??!!
This is just ewwww😮
Child predator vibes...😮
We were together 6 years. I was 20-26 and he was 31-37, just for some background. As far as I know he's still a creep.
I signed up my two ex-husbands for scientology services. 21 years later, they are still trying to sell him services
The LDS church missionary request is good for that too, lol
Girl, ur a savage and I love you...😉✌️
😂❤
I love this!!! I’m totally doing this. He got a new number when he left.
Now we know why you have multiple exes.
My most petty and "evil" moment came after my ex was caught in my bed with another woman. By our neighbor and her boyfriend. We're talking bare a** in the air caught. So, yeah, I broke up with him and kicked him out, but not before I took a seam ripper to the a** seam of every single pair of pants/shorts he owned. I didn't completely rip out the seams, I just ripped out the inner seam, then every fourth or fifth stitch of the outer seam. Made sure no broken threads were visible, packed all his crap into a box and a tote, and waited. The first seam gave at his parent's place when he was carrying out the cooler for a cook out. The next gave at work. Boy was just running around bursting the a** seam of his pants every where. I know this because 2 of his sisters are still some of my besties, 35 years later... and we still laugh about it.
This is fantastic. I love you!!
Thanks for the idea!!! 😂😂😂
Totally LOVE it
Awesome 🤣
The giving the ex’s hoodie to the homeless person is the kind of chaotic good I really enjoy.
The man with the voicemails technically did nothing to break them up. He just helped them get to the truth quicker😂
He is one of my fav youtubers lol
Ronin is one of my favorite content creators. He was on the clock app for a long time, and then moved over to YT when the US wanted to do a blanket ban on the clock app. He's absolutely hilarious.
Ronin is awesome; so funny and real. I've been following him for a while. He (like Charlotte) are the type of content creators that you enjoy watching them grow ⭐️
I left my ex and never looked back. Thank God this was before Social media.
Today the block function is your friend
… and if friends reach out to talk to you for him
Also block
No real friends
Bye Bye
Im glad I'm not the only one glad that my dating and break ups were before social media became so intense. I may sound old saying this but I was dating my husband before everyone started putting everything on social media sites. This is crazy 🤣
My ex tried to friend me on Facebook 10 years after we broke up. I blocked him then reported him to facebook.
The most petty thing and only petty thing I’ve ever done to my verbally, physically abusive , cheating ex, that I moved halfway across the country for, and supported even thought he made more money than me, was to take a full bottle of my signature eau de parfum, that was crazy expensive, not common and attracted men like crazy, and spray the whole bottle all over both sides of his mattress, before I left. I had a doozy of a headache, but it was worth it, and don’t regret it one bit. BWHAHAHA
@@COrischukwhat was the perfume??!
One time I asked my abusive exes parents for advice and they confronted him.... then he started freaking out saying I betrayed him and his trust. I also started treating him how he treated me for the rest of the relationship and he didn't particularly like that. I left him in 2020, people might think I'm still hung up on him but I have PTSD, I can't exactly forget like I'd like to.
You don't need to forget. You can just simply move on with life instead of keep thinking about it in circles.
@@RandomSwiftie13 ah yes that's what I do but that still doesn't prevent the flashbacks I get from time to time.
Omg I’m sorry you went through that, I’ve been there with my sons father, his family knows about his mental issues and that he refuses to get help but they won’t do anything about it. We broke up 4 years ago, he still in my life because my son (I supervise visits, but can’t stand being around him all day on those occasions) same with you, 100% over him, but ptsd from it is bad. Anytime he gets angry or does his narcissistic thing turning things on me, I shut down. I’m so glad you are out of that, it’s not something anyone should have to go though and hard to explain why we (as some stupid people say) “allowed” it to go on for so long. Only people in these relationships really know why we stayed for so long.
I worked with a guy who was a HUGH homophob. Well, there was an ad in our local paper looking for participants in a Gay Pride parade. I called the number to get all the info mailed to him as our Special Events Coordinator. Well, come to find out, it was a prank being pulled on the people with that phone number.
Layers of petty - nice!
I could not even follow the first girl, she was not only ridiculous but not understandable. 😂
She was trying to make herself a victim but clearly the villain in that story & I bet there’s a lot more to it
😌Charlotte singing a Blu Cantrell song made my day. Oh the nostalgia of the 00's music. ♥️
that with her littlw swag to it too. take me bACK
Best part lol
Yes, more 80s and 90s songs, Charlotte.😃
LOL that song unlocked a memory
I loved that song, a little too much maybe.. also Sean Paul!!! ❤❤
That “give homeless man their jacket” was the most wholesome, loving petty thing I have ever heard! Giving warmth and getting your revenge at 1 time! Xo
Right?? I love it!
Story #1: Best Rule of Content Creation: when you can't tell your "funny" relationship soap opera story coherently and succinctly, be sure to sum up at the end with an equally incoherent and rambling summary that's barely shorter than your original tale.
My ex cheated on me and not even 9 months after we split he married the girl he cheated on me with. The whole time they were married he would text me and try to hook up. Sounds like the grass wasn’t so green when he went to the other side.
It never is
Did you let his wife know
You should tell the wife 9 times out of she didn't know anything about you. This could be your petty revenge breaking them up
I would’ve deleted his number and blocked the a-hole. But that’s just me. 🤔😁
Please tell me you sent her the screenshots🤣
I had a prolonged breakup... I told the guy nicely that I was done. But he didn't seem to understand. So over the course of a week or two, I had to repeatedly explain in less and less nice terms that I was, in fact, breaking up with the goofball.
that's a Costanza breakup
Ooh, you don't even understand how messed up my ex was,and my mom.. I was married already with my new husbands kid on the way, and slept at my mom's house.. in the middle of the night, he comes over(the ex), My mom invited him! He tried to get me back, when I was 4mos pregnant to another man.. it was so unbelievable,that I couldn't prosess it at first.. left with the first train I could, called my husband and told him everything.. now I've been married for 21yrs to my husband,have three kids, almost all adults soon.. and I'm so happy.. but I don't see my mom anymore, and good riddance! She tried to break us up so many times,that I decided my husband doesn't deserve the disrespect, because he saved me from d*ugs and od.. I never knew, that feeling happy is a thing, because I was so depressed during my childhood,that I thought it was normal..
My friend went through something like that. She broke up with her live-in boyfriend (she owns the apartment) and he just... continued business as usual. She talked to him MULTIPLE TIMES and he didn't leave! So she just went home on a Saturday night, packed his shit in the boxes and left them in the building lobby. Told him he had 12 hours to claim them or she would put them in the trash, and blocked him. Instructed the doorman and security company he was no longer allowed and changed the locks. We even sprayed Holy Water after he left because Lord Have Mercy was he a leeching low down A*hole
@@ladosis5596 😭 not the holy water
Note to self: must include Holy Water in break up kit.
That first girl just told the world what she has done. Her ex can legally take her to court.
You don't understand do you? She didn't do anything illegal. The trip was booked in her name. If he had thought about it maybe he could have cancelled the trip before she left but apparently he didn't. Don't book trips in your partners name because now it is their trip.
@@marykuettner752 I totally understand and was incriminating herself a few times but I'm not getting into a back and forth. You do you.
True. Arguably it may be booked under her name but as long he can prove he paid it, serve the receipt, she is done in small claim court
Just to be 100% clear, an ‘upper-decker’ is when you do your pop not just in the toilet bowl, but in the actual cistern above the toilet where the flush water stores BEFORE the flush. This way the poo water smell is absolutely constant and each flush makes the toilet grosser. It’s a pretty horrific thing to deal with 😂
My marriage was one prolonged breakup... took awhile to realize he was content to be an ass, so my petty self decided to give him a dose of his own medicine. I put up with his shit for over a decade but when faced with being treated the same way he had been treating me, he couldn't stand it after 3 days and packed his shit up and left. I can't say I'm sad or sorry about it, it needed to happen for everyone, but its funny how women endure things for so long and men are all "F this I'm not putting up with that" and take off. Definitely not one of my best times, but the pettiness was next level and helped us move in the right direction, so its a win in my book!
I agree. Important not to do things for them, they wouldn't do for us... and vica versa. If he doesn't do something for you, don't do it for him.
That sure sounds familiar! I was married 15 years to a narcissistic a-hole. I had inherited about $300,000 from my parents, which he spent a lot of on toys for himself such as 3 motorcycles, a quad, and a fishing boat he _never_ used once, but gave to his daughter who hates me. Whatever, it was an $800 john boat and I hope her kids got to enjoy it because I love them and always will.
I found this gorgeous 20 acre mountain property and bought it as an investment for $15,000. Too good a deal to pass up, and my plan was to live there. From then on, I only spent my inheritance on improving the property and getting it ready for a house. He got angry that I stopped letting him buy useless crap with it. It took 2 years of working hard clearing brush and making improvements needed to put a house there, but we moved in in 2007 and I've been here ever since.
He left in 2015, after he became upset at my "personality change". I had been attending a support group for DV survivors and he followed me there one day which got me kicked out of the group. I was furious! Oh you didn't like my attitude before...
I didn't do anything overtly, just made sure to be innocently annoying by playing music I love that he hates (which is pretty much everything I love). I'm not sure if it was Tom Waits or Frank Zappa that finally drove him over the edge. I'd also cook dishes that my son and I love (TexMex! Extra hot!). He declared it inedible. wuss!
I'd been sleeping in my son's old room for over a year because my ex would punch me hard when I was asleep and then pretend he didn't (my sudden pain and bruises said otherwise.) I put a deadbolt on the door, and I stayed in that room when he was home. The door still has a crack down the middle where he tried to break it in a drunken rage because I wouldn't come out. I put a cute flag with animals to cover it up the crack in the door.
He moved out and took some of his stuff and proceeded to drag the divorce out for 3 years, all while sending me hateful emails (because I blocked his calls). I told him he should come get the rest of his stuff before the final hearing, but he told me the ranch would be given to him so that would be a waste of time, but maybe he would toss pennies at me when he saw me living on the streets. In another email he told me to "do the world a favor, kill yourself!"
He was confident that the judge would never see those emails because his bargain-basement attorney told him that our state requires 2-party consent to share any private phone calls or written messages with the court. That's true, sort of, but by making threats and intimidating me, he committed a crime which made those nastygrams he sent me perfectly admissible!
BTW, he told me he'd moved in with a "coworker" from Disneyland where he's now worked for 43 years and makes more than $100,000 per year, while I'm physically unable to work because of a very painful neural disorder (trigeminal neuralgia). I knew from day one he was living with his ex but I really didn't care.
The final divorce hearing came, and he was surprised that the judge did not want us in the courtroom, in fact, judge wanted my ex to stay away from me from now on. Our attorneys battled it out so I have no idea what was said. I'd already started packing boxes because I knew at the very least I'd have to sell the Lazy I Ranch so that the proceeds would be divided equally. I was despondent because I love this weird place and put my heart and inheritance into creating my haven from the cold, cruel world. The thought of having to give up my beloved animals was killing me, but at least it was the last day of this mess and would soon be over.
To my surprise, my attorney came out of the courtroom smiling and telling me to stop packing. Not only do I get sole ownership of the ranch, he has to pay me $1200 alimony a month... she stopped and said, "hold on I'll be back". After a little while she came back and told me the alimony amount had changed, it's now $1400 instead of $1200. Also, he's not allowed to harass me. "If he does, you call the police".
He's contacted me only once since the divorce. It was to ask if we could be friends and he'd like to take me out to lunch to talk things over. I never responded, but later found out that the woman he married immediately after our divorce was final had left him and moved out of state. I think he wanted to see if I'd take him back! Not today, Satan!😈
@@LazyIRanchbest revenge is to live well!
I don’t think it’s a guy or gal thing. I have seen many instances where the husband is the long suffering one, my brother (poor choices in spouses), and several close family friends. You are absolutely right though. The crap dealers don’t do so well with a crap hand. Usually, they are doing it because they are truly narcissistic, using others as punching bags to address their own emotional issues. Feeling insecure, take it out on those close to you. Had a bad day at work, be controlling to others to feel better. Someone bruised your fragile little ego, make some scathing or sarcastic remark to the person who literally feeds and clothes you (dinner and laundry). Don’t allow them to get their jollies because you set up boundaries, they pack up their toys and leave.
10 year long breakup here too. Finally getting the separation agreement signed…you know now that I built us an empire to split and the children are old enough to take care of themselves for weekend daddy.
It’s classic when the cheater gets mad at you because you didn’t like that they cheated. 🤪
Narcissistic as usual
The best revenge for an ex is to just move on and forget they were a part of your life 🤷🏻♀️
Not only was it a dookie, it was an upper decker. Meaning it was IN THE TANK not the bowl. That's next level LOL
I was reading through the comments just be like "who's gonna tell her"😂
Very considerate of the first girl to provide that video evidence to her ex when he takes her to small claims court for the vacation money 💰
As an aroace person, these videos make me appreciate all the free time I have not worrying about exs and dating. That crap seems TIME CONSUMING! 😂
Me too!
same here! 🧡💛🤍🩵💙
Same 😂
I’m probably demisexual, but even the few relationships I’ve had, I’ve been EXTREMELY conscientious about not getting any drama. Like, don’t start nothing, won’t be nothing
Just my sentiment but as a woman still married with her first boyfriend (42 years since we started dating)
Taking a quick minute to compliment the consistent sound quality and all who are responsible for it, its chefs kiss my dears. I never have to adjust my volume levels even when snippets of other videos are being shown. This takes a lot of work to achieve and I appreciate it fully.
I'm sorry, but how are we glossing over the fact that the first girl broke up with her ex... then proceeded to take revenge on him and steal a trip from him that he paid for because he linked with someone AFTER she had broken up with him. If that trip was expensive, I hope her ex does whatever he can to get that money back, he was shady but didn't ultimately do anything wrong.
Right lol
You need to go back and listen again. He cheated on her but didn't know that she had found out he cheated. Also because the trip was in her name there isn't anything he can do now.
@@marykuettner752 no she definitely said the day after he hooked up with his ex
@@marykuettner752 Maybe you should listen to it again. "Broke up with him on my birthday. The day after, he links up with his ex" Those are the exact words. So whether or not he can do anything about it, she still took revenge on him for something he did after the break up.
@@johnathonmadison9518 she read his messages because he logged into insta and she knew he was going to hookup.
Not cheating, but during a fight, I made him explain to his parents the reason he was staying at their house for two nights after raising his voice at me ☠️
Mom scolded him, he learned. We're still together, and his mom is my bestie now 😊
Isn't it great having a MIL who's also your bestie? My first husband wasn't close to his mother and insisted I was not going to like her because she's a "snob". I was scared to death to meet her, because he told me she won't like me because I'm too low class.😕
When I met her, we talked like we'd been friends for years. We both love to sew and tackle big projects like recovering furniture and doing automotive upholstery. I was in drama classes in high school and college, she was an actress and member of a community theatre troupe. We both LOVE cats, and novels written by John Irving and Anne Tyler. We could never run out of things to talk about!
I was only married to her son for a year, but we are still good friends 32 years later, but she's had no contact with him for 29 years. Last time she saw her son was in a courtroom, when she testified against him for multiple felonies he committed. He told her, "You are dead to me" as she and I left the courtroom.
Only two good things came from that brief marriage; my son and his wonderful grandmother, my dear friend!
I'm with you. Good MIL is the best
You sound controlling & abusive but it’s ok because your a woman 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
I'm very impressed with the musical library, Charlotte! 10/10
Hit Em Up Style was a vibe 😂
My abusive ex cheated and left with the other woman. So, I threatened to claim Common Law Marriage (CO) if he didn’t sign away his rights to the house we owned together. He had just gotten engaged to the other woman and she made him sign the document immediately. 😂😂😂 She took out my trash AND cleaned up the mess. I’m making a huge profit on the house sale, and I don’t have to share a dime. Thanks forever, babe!❤😂😂😂 EDIT: Thanks for all the positive vibes! Stay petty, lovelies 😘🫶 EDIT2 For the negative Nancies: You know nothing of the trauma and abuse I endured, but most importantly… You don’t matter. Anger shortens lives, stay salty and begone. 😘👋
This is awesome ❤
Yup, don't get even... get everything!
@@moonhunter9993wise words from Ivana Trump! 😊❤️
Oh I love a happy ending 💖✨
Excellent 😂
I fully have the perception that Charlotte is more successful and well-paid than any of her childhood bullies. Even if that somehow isn’t the case, I bet she’s more well known than any of them and I hope that they find it infuriating. Kindness gets you places in people’s hearts.
"Oh its misha!!" Was adorable
My ex that cheated on me still follows/views my profile on TikTok 😂 we love a fan 🤪
@@user-oy3yo7qe6ono lol get a life op didn’t do anything
I aspire to be the level of petty that is achieved by Misha.
Edit: the last guy is in no way an attorney. Just a guy who makes up stories. All BS
Ugh I hate that guy (the fake attorney guy)
Yep, he's definitely not a attorney
Misha has taught me so many things about being petty. He's also taught me that it's okay to love myself even with all my faults.
I love when our Potato Queen has one of his videos.
But is that not....did he not send revenge porn? Like sending naked activities of some people to their father?
I feel so vindicated for questioning the lawyer 😂😂
I just love these videos of the petty people, AITA and the bridezillas...
I always look forward to your videos everyday Charlotte
That was my jam as a little girl. I was screaming my lungs of singing hit ‘em up style 😂😂😂
Being petty with Charlotte is a new level of being petty and i Love it. 😂♥️
Now that i'm single again, i love to watch these stories. I wish i was this petty...😂 but i always learn something new with this Channel.😌
I love Charlotte. She's got the same energy as the fun aunt at the family reunion you hate.
I’ve never liked drama in my life, so when I needed to break up, I just broke up and moved on. But, can’t lie, I like listening to other peoples sloppy drama LOL
Did we all miss that the 1st girl ALSO has an ex that she said not to worry about? She's just as bad as he is.
For real for real
It's not the fact that people have exes. But he crossed a line and she let him taste his own medicine
@@ndawn90 He broke up with her and started to immediately trying to get with his ex. You think he did not cheat? I am not buying it. He probably also lied to her about the whole break up thing and came back because his ex girlfrienddropped him like a hot potatothe moment she "won" him back. Cheating is not the only disgusting behaviour people can pull in a relationship.
They both suck, and other than being pretty, I don't see anything redeemable about her. IMO, she's worse because she's bragging about stealing from him as if that was right. I'd like to hear his side.
@@byronic0967 She broke up with him!
"Hell hath no fury like a ex-girlfriend or ex-wife scorned" . It takes a lot to impress or even shock petty queen Charlotte , but these lovely lively women managed it with flying colours. 😁
It feels better knowing a lot of women’s first boyfriends were awful and they stayed too long because I wasted soooo much time with mine.
Raises hand ✋️
Yeah, I'm never believing the "you don't have to worry about her" speech again. My ex maybe didn't cheat with her physically, but he sure as hell did emotionally. And they started officially dating a couple of days after we were finally done.
I'm all about being petty when the situation calls for it. I'm in my mid-50's and at my age; petty becomes an art form.
Never get on the wrong side of a postmenopausal woman, y'all. We give no f*cks and have decades of experience in shade. 😁
Right there with you girl, hit 50 and I get pettier every year...😉✌️
I once saw a question asking, "What would you do if your ex was on fire?" My response was, "roast marshmallows."
I think we could be best friends!
I think that’s kind of in the female handbook. Just listen to the insults women give each other, if they’re good at it. My husband, bless his heart, missed a girl being petty towards me because she was pissed he wasn’t wrapped around his finger. I acted like I didn’t even notice and only later slipped in a few comments about how her workwear wasn’t appropriate (it was a safety violation AND tacky) but when she left I told him she was a biyotch and explained it and he was totally mystified. Men just don’t have the radar for it unless they’ve grown up around women.
@user-oy3yo7qe6onope, just a bunch of people who have less ability to regulate than a teenager and see red flags as a green light.
I like the e-mail one. Sly pettiness.
It took 6 months to get my ex to move out so I could file for divorce. He was just so determined to not cooperate at all.
There’s more to this story…
@@Sar-ahGew
Cause he was just a petulant a hole? Or cause he didn’t want to end the relationship?
Oh Charlotte, if only you knew how hateful people can be. I’ve found out about people that I didn’t even knew existed we’re talking crap about me, and I’m a very shy person that is always happy to help but stays out of people’s business.
Just enjoy living rent free in their mind :) It’s a them problem not a you problem. Keep living your best life and watch it eat them up 😂
Had trouble sleeping last night, actually I didn't sleep at all :p But there's nothing like a Charlotte video to put me in a good mood to take on the day! Come at me world!
The end of this vídeo was the best ever. Charlotte only you can make me laugh sooooo much. 😂
Ppl put way to much effort into screwing over their exes when they can just use that energy to do for themselves and be happy
Charlotte!!!! You know an upper decker is in the BACK of the toilet and not the bowl, right? She didn’t even leave it for him to see, she left it for him to flush and be horrified when what’s supposed to be clean water is brown and smelly 😂 16:40
Bahahahaha I’m here for the petty 😂🤣 Charlotte and Vanessa you always deliver 😂🇦🇺💜🇮🇹
I'm about to talk my husband into getting me some petty couture to watch these in
Nice! I suggest the warm-up suit since it's so cute and "huggable", and the cropped hoodie with zipper is very sexy! I think your husband would enjoy that a lot. 😉
Maybe he'll even buy you ALL the "petty"! 😃
Yes, I definitely had a prolonged breakup. He was toxically possessive and refused to let me go, and I was desperate to find someone that valued me. It took that breakup to realize that I valued myself enough not to get back with him. It was over a month of him calling all the time and trying to manipulate me to stay. But he'd cheated and I stood firm that that was a deal breaker.
My husband (let's call him Ed) used to flirt with a couple of coworkers whenever he came to my work. I managed a retail store, and Ed would pop in after he got off work. I've never been a jealous type, so I'd mostly just joke & tease and tell him YOU WISH!😂 But there was this one coworker (let's call her Bee) where Ed's flirting became over the top. Ed knew I wasn't jealous, so he didn't even go there, but he'd say there's nothing to worry about; there's no attraction. So I'm like, okay, well stop, because it feels very disrespectful. I also told Bee to stop! Fast Forward 3 years, Ed and I separated and filed for divorce. The very first person Ed goes and hits on?? Yep! Bee from my job, the co-worker I had nothing to worry about. No attraction there? Sure babe! BUT I didn't know anything was going on between them, there wasn't social media AND I'd transferred to a new location with my company. Even tho we were getting divorced, it still pissed me off! Worse yet, bcuz Ed and I shared a son, when Ed & Bee got engaged & moved in together, I'd have to see her whenever we exchanged my son for visits. Knowing Bee had her grimy hands on my young toddler made me see red!! Fast Forward 10 years. Ed dumped Bee HA!! He married someone else. I also remarried. Co-parenting with Ed was going excellent; we were on very good terms. His new wife hated me tho & she was insanely jealous of me. Fast Forward 10 years. Ed divorced his 2nd wife for cheating & I divorced my 2nd husband for the same thing, and so much more. By then, Ed and I were both living in different states from where we'd originally started out together. Fast forward to 2018. My son makes the long journey to attend my daughter (his sister's) wedding. Ed, who knew my daughters well thru co-parenting our son, was invited to attend her wedding too. Now me & Ed are remarried 😂 At the time of my daughter's wedding, me & Ed hadn't been together since our twenties. But we remained close thru the years & my daughters all really adored Ed. Much older, wiser & mature, we'd gotten back together at my daughter's wedding & we're living our happily ever after. My girls love my and Ed's union & love Ed. Our kids are all grown with families of their own, but they all fly out to visit often. And so yes, my first husband is my third husband 😂
😂😂That's a story😃😃
back in 1984, i was at a major college and this one guy attached himself to me. He was too stoned to comprehend "leave me alone" and would constantly come over to my apt unannounced reeking of pot (mind you i am allergic to all species of Hemp, including marijuana) I told him very often to leave the baggie of pot at home if he wanted to come in. There was one day he called before coming over (be there in 45 min) to pick me up (for gods only know what) so i called the police and let them answer the door..... He never bothered me again.
Why are people hooking back up with their ex?! 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
This one. Because they’re kids and don’t want to be alone. Lord
Sometimes their break up just because their life way just don't go together, so they stay friends. I have ex which is basically like my sister for me. If she ask me to hook up i would be there like in blink of eye😂😂😂
Analogy for that would be: taking the milk carton out of the fridge, sniff it and realize it's spoilt, put it back in the fridge, then a week later taking it out again, holding your nose and taking a BIG swig.
Moral is: WTF did you THINK was gonna happen??
@@LazyIRanch ugh! No ma’am.
@@jacefromanotherworld bruh, I don’t even know what to say to that! I have a sister but I wouldn’t hook up with her! Some people need to understand that they can love someone without having sex with them!
The upper decker SENT MEEEEEEE. Leaving a giant grumpy up there to clean out???? Woooowwwww.
The HBCU sounds like TSU.
The big dooki was not just in the toilet, but in the water tank!😂😂😂
Your videos are my go to as soon as I go on break at work. Thank you for all the content you put out every day!
YES! Every. Single. Time...I was always right. Always listen to your gut, always.
That “inkling” is always right. ESPECIALLY when you’re married and pregnant
Not JUST a dookie, but an UPPER DECKER! LOL!!!
My ex told my now fiance that she was going to leave for the weekend to have fun times with her Ex boyfriend, she lied to me multiple times and acted like I was holding her prisoner, she was seriously abusive, her and her mother emptied our joint account destroyed a load of my property and sold some of my stuff as well as robbed the things that she liked including a dress my grandfather brought me before he passed away she left me with a load of debt it got so toxic she lied about SA and pretended to be sick so I had to do everything and push her in a wheelchair it was a really bad situation and although I had no idea the rest of the stuff that was yet to come..I am thankfully now mentally in a better place even if not physically. ✌️
Edit: My petty is still a working project ;)
My ex was toxic and would abuse me mentally and physically emotionally dated for 3 years and cheated on me with a minors and lost his school job cause he got caught and blamed me for his job , so I ended up sleeping with his best friend , know I’m happily married to his best friend and have a child .
Wow, that's crazy
Your ex provided his OWN petty take-down! I love it when the trash takes itself out. Now you are living your best life, happily married to his ex-BFF. That's the best revenge!
Charlotte, an upper decker is where you poop in the tank. 😂 So there's never clean water coming through unless you figure it out and have to clean the tank. That's so much better than leaving a dook. Like seriously. I just learned this last week. 😂😂😂
Not an ex story, but a former tenant: had a tenant who didn’t pay their rent on my house so when they moved out and left damage & then filed bankruptcy so they didn’t have to pay me, I used his phone number for all subscriptions/etc.
Think car insurance quotes, etc. 🤣🤣🎉
I tried the telling the parents for children who bullied me when I was little. But "My darling would never do that, you're making it up" was the gist of all responses. Then my Mum is "Just taking my side because she's my Mum" erm so exactly what you're doing!?
5:10 that guy was probably a new gym buddy. Sometimes you just find that gym guy who be buds with you.
Ahahaha, thank you so much Charlotte!!! Hearing you talk about the dookie in that last story just made my freaking day😂😂😂
Yassss Char with the Blu Cantrell reference! 🤣🤣🤣
I needed a dose of you extra big today, thank you for being you, Charlotte ❤
My cousin had gotten married then divorced on same day then ended up going to his 2 week honeymoon with his new Ex wife. Told me it was the most awkward thing he ever experienced.
DANG! Now that's a story worthy of a Charlotte video.
@@LazyIRanch it gets better lol. After the honeymoon they split and she disappears but she was still in contact with her Grandmother but she was lying to her and saying she is still happily married and thinking of starting a family cause it’s what the Grandma wanted. So Grandma started sending my cousin gifts for him and the baby and this is where he gets his revenge he attatches a letter to one of the gifts and returns to sender it. In the letter explaining that she broke up with him on their wedding night and only stayed with him through the engagement cause she wanted to make her family happy. My cousin had return all gifts from his invitation list side. However she had not and had sold off said gifts to have extra cash. So my cousin also explained that in the letter to. If she can let rest of family know cause they been sending birthday cards and holiday cards to his house. Few weeks go by and he gets a voicemail from his ex wife saying how could you break my family heart by telling them the “Truth”.
@@jamesanyang2980 Oh wow! She's a special kind of entitled. Telling Grandma the truth is perfect... when Grandma knows, then the whole family will know, too! HA!!
The first one is like cutting off your nose to spite your face. You only owned yourself.
Still binge watching Charlotte, been about four days but I aint stopping yet.
I love you Charlotte. The best part of my day is watching your videos. 😊❤
Omg yes I miss me some blue Cantrell. And being sung by Charlotte?!? It’s a great morning.
My favorite song from Blu Cantrell is breathe with Sean Paul. God i miss this type of music.
@@dinasilva9263 yeeeeessssss!!!!! Such good music in the 90s and early 2000s. Everything sounded like melted butter.
So glad I'm wearing my new favorite *petty* hoodie whilst watching petty exes revenge videos!!! 🖤
Hey Charlotte, not sure if ‘upper decker’ is a term in Canada but in US it’s a specific dooky prank, not in the bowl but in the water tank portion.
Upper decker is a term in canada.
So glad I can count on my daily dose of Petty 🔥
My only revenge story...My husband left me with children 7, 5 and 3 for someone else. He loved his car more than anything and wouldn't let me learn to drive it. I received a letter from his car insurer. He forgot to change his address. He wanted her on his car insurance. I wrote back as him saying I had discovered she drinks secretly and to not insure her under any circumstances.....and be aware she may write to them pretending to be him and to ignore her. Thirty odd years later I saw him and he asked if I ever wrote to his car insurance....I laughed and admitted it.....He said it took them a long time to sort it out!!!!!
"Shartlotte"
Cue me laughing like an asthmatic hyena.
That last clip though!! 🤣🤣🤣
Yay! I kept refreshing my feed 😅
Me too!😊
Charlotte now you got me wondering if you've ever left a 💩 in an ex's toilet after a bad break up. 😂
I believe an "upper decker" goes in the tank, not the bowl, so that's a thousand times more gross!!
@lisamelroy2855 OMG, I didn't even think about that!! That's sooooo much worse! 🤮
😂😂 the shimmy dance from your excitement 😂😂☠️☠️
I LOVE how "Amber Heard" is the side joke of Pooping the bed. LOL🤣
I love charlotte videos they have helped me so much
Me too she makes me smile so much ❤😂😂
I love Misha
This smile though! 🤣 16:27
1:26 the feeling of knowing its over, and needing to do everything in your power to burn that bridge, to see who they are and not fall for it, or teach them a lesson. AMAZING. Its something else.
✨💖✨Yes! Charlotte, coffee, and petty revenge! And thank you, Charlotte, for renewing my license to imogie. Someone once told me it was creepy to use them. But if Charlotte says it’s cute when her mom uses them, I figure this old boomer can use them too.
I love using emojis!! Gen X'er here.
For those of us who picked up phones when texts were charged by the character, it’s what we use. I’m not going to let anyone shame me for how I communicate when I have literally gone from rotary dials, rabbit ears, analog clocks, cursive, slide rules and 8 in floppy disks to a tv/phone/computer/calculator/encyclopedia in the palm of my hand in less than a lifetime.
They're adorable! Gboard has built in stuff like this too: (◠‿・)-☆
So she dumped him he slept with someone so she got back together with him to cheat on him. Then essentially stole his money. That's not petty that's gross.
Yeah this. Thank you!
Exactly. She’s just as bad if not worse oh, don’t worry about him😉
You missed the part where he cheated on her and she knew because he had logged into his insta on her computer. She just didn't confront him. Instead she used his car to see her ex and then take her ex on the trip.
@@marykuettner752 it was still kinda gross of her (and her vid would be great evidence when the ex takes her to small claims court) but yeah, he wasn't completely innocent
Agreed.
Hahah I LOVE the PETTY PhD, oh I’m stealing it and you NEED to make merchandise with that in it too lol I love it for you
Actually, the "lawyer " said she did an upper decker. She didn't leave the dukie in the bowl. She left it in the tank. That's what an upper decker is.
I had a prolonged breakup..
Last 2 years of the relationship was sketchy...Brought him to the city got him the job all for him to fall for a co worker. He's now married to her. But he's balding and my man I have now has a full head of hair 😂 If you all knew the full story I tell you lolololol
He came for 3 garbage bags of clothes... one with instant coffee, one with tobasco sauce and one with sand/his zen garden 😂😂😂
I would become the GOD of petty if I ever found out my partner was cheating on me - or HAD cheated on me.
I would honestly do some stuff that might be considered 'going too far' 👀
My husband once jokingly asked me what I would do if I found out he was cheating on me. My answer was short, sweet, immediate and diabolical, and cannot be said here. Needless to say, he will not be letting me find out if he does cheat 😂
The ultimate revenge. Doing an upper deck in your Xs toilet cistern. Savage
Thx Charlotte I love your postings