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  • čas přidán 8. 08. 2023
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  • @BroWhoIsDis
    @BroWhoIsDis Před 9 měsíci +14134

    Once again proving that there’s nothing scarier than somebody who’s forklift certified.

    • @CutCorners1
      @CutCorners1 Před 9 měsíci +415

      Facts. I am certified, and I shudder at the thought at some of the people who were in my class who also passed the course lmao.

    • @thecalham
      @thecalham Před 9 měsíci +101

      That and welders it takes 2 to tango for this crime

    • @pmchad
      @pmchad Před 9 měsíci +76

      ​@@thecalhamthe right people with the right certificates can make all the difference in the world

    • @Notlordstark
      @Notlordstark Před 9 měsíci +9

      Agreed, XQC is a menace to society

    • @MrBelles104
      @MrBelles104 Před 9 měsíci +14

      Honestly, none of these people should be forklift certified.

  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins Před 9 měsíci +3234

    It's ok, the forklift operator was wearing his high visibility safety gear. No OSHA regulations were broken.

    • @proggz39
      @proggz39 Před 9 měsíci +32

      You break 10 osha regulations from stepping out your door in the morning

    • @andrewkelley9328
      @andrewkelley9328 Před 9 měsíci +51

      As the methheads I did community service with said, "nobody looks at you if you're in high visibility vests." They were talking about stealing machines not ATMs, but I assume the thought is the same.

    • @DudefromDaMidwest
      @DudefromDaMidwest Před 9 měsíci

      @@InstagramUser2 Translate! pegue uma boceta 🤡

    • @zomboy9375
      @zomboy9375 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Ah,

    • @Xeonerable
      @Xeonerable Před 9 měsíci +13

      Well nobody is gonna question a guy dressed like a forklift operator driving a forklift. They have to get it there inconspicuously to begin with.

  • @Hboutful
    @Hboutful Před 9 měsíci +354

    As someone who’s forklift certified myself, when the atm tipped over it was not an accident. He needed to flip it in order to fit it in the truck bed. True precision

  • @allanturmaine5496
    @allanturmaine5496 Před 9 měsíci +467

    I used to work in my local convenience store for metal, and it was next to a tobacco distribution place. Came in one morning, and someone had broken into our unit. They broke into our weaker security system, drove our forklift into the wall to the tobacco, lifted the wall away with the forks, and made off with a bunch of smokes. It was the smartest forklift bamboozle I've ever seen.

    • @Seldomheardabout
      @Seldomheardabout Před 9 měsíci +32

      Every crime I have ever supposed revolves around breaking into the spa or subway next to the real target. Turns out the look aid man figured it out - drywall is a pussy.

    • @rat-gang-
      @rat-gang- Před 9 měsíci +9

      ​@@Seldomheardabout it makes sense, weakest link and all. why bother with big locks when you can just go through the less-secure back door, yknow?

  • @Joey-nt4xr
    @Joey-nt4xr Před 9 měsíci +2487

    Im Irish and a year ago these crimes were all over the news. The irish have mastered the art of stealing atm machines. There was even a website where you could place bets on where the next machine would be stolen

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Před 9 měsíci +4

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY CZcams! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll Před 9 měsíci +162

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      @theantitroll Před 9 měsíci +129

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    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll Před 9 měsíci +120

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  • @bowenm6960
    @bowenm6960 Před 9 měsíci +2587

    Charlie must have never interacted with a drywaller before. These guys have more heavy equipment permits than brain cells

    • @brennanshrider65
      @brennanshrider65 Před 9 měsíci +371

      Hey! You leave drywallers alone. My friend and his dad do drywall and they would be very upset if they could read this

    • @gaiusoctavian8278
      @gaiusoctavian8278 Před 9 měsíci +61

      I'm an electrician and you got that fact right lol.

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 Před 9 měsíci +13

      @@brennanshrider65Csn’t red tho

    • @TehSeksyManz
      @TehSeksyManz Před 9 měsíci

      They're outshined by roofers

    • @orngpeelr9017
      @orngpeelr9017 Před 9 měsíci

      I'm a drywaller and lemme tell you that statement is load of shit. Why would brain cells have heavy equipment permits?

  • @chrise8275
    @chrise8275 Před 9 měsíci +85

    Imagine yourself just driving home after a long day at work, and you look out the window and see someone driving a forklift into a convenience store.

  • @benjiboybob
    @benjiboybob Před 9 měsíci +73

    I love being forklift certified. That one where he's balancing it, I appreciate the care and precision. Props to the other guy who was wearing proper safety equipment too. Raising the standards of crime here.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před měsícem +1

      I can excuse grand larceny but I draw the line at OSHA violations

  • @harveydjent_
    @harveydjent_ Před 9 měsíci +2410

    Charlie doing play-by-play commentary over wild ass footage is something I need more of in my life.

    • @kanjokillz1687
      @kanjokillz1687 Před 9 měsíci +9

      69th like

    • @hounded007
      @hounded007 Před 9 měsíci +23

      I was laughing the whole video. Funniest thing I've watched in years.

    • @xEmbrac3
      @xEmbrac3 Před 9 měsíci +9

      not gonna lie his commentary had me hollering the whole time lmao

    • @zanderkahres8112
      @zanderkahres8112 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Stole the words right from me😂

    • @jaylucino8890
      @jaylucino8890 Před 9 měsíci +1

      That's all his content when he was still shy

  • @cabbage_lad
    @cabbage_lad Před 9 měsíci +840

    As a security dispatcher that monitors atms, i can confirm, hook and chains, excavators, and forklifts are pretty common

    • @ayoubp7689
      @ayoubp7689 Před 9 měsíci +15

      How much money would they find in those atms? And dothey ever get caught? I'm curious

    • @goldtvlive1017
      @goldtvlive1017 Před 9 měsíci +31

      ​@ayoubp7689 Ones in more secure locations can have up to 200 thousand dollars. All varies. Ones you use in a gas station or outside usually won't have more than 20k.

    • @jessjess23brooks89
      @jessjess23brooks89 Před 9 měsíci +55

      My sister's brilliant boyfriend got busted for doing just this twenty years ago. He was actually successful somehow twice, although he claims getting into the ATM after the fact is a bitch. On the third go, he used chains attached to his truck and it tore apart his truck frame and destroyed his only getaway. Big brain criminal.

    • @ayoubp7689
      @ayoubp7689 Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@jessjess23brooks89 how long was he in jail for

    • @jessjess23brooks89
      @jessjess23brooks89 Před 9 měsíci

      @@ayoubp7689 for that particular incident, I think he did ten years, but got off early for good behavior. But fucker has been in and out of jail since he was 15. He behaves like a saint now, won't even step foot in a bar. But he's still an idiot.

  • @joaquindubini3681
    @joaquindubini3681 Před 9 měsíci +43

    The combination of his really calm narration and the sheer insanity of the clips is just, immaculate.

  • @chrisandrew7577
    @chrisandrew7577 Před 9 měsíci +61

    Whenever charlie calls something "whacky" or "goofy", you know its good

  • @Bozotarian
    @Bozotarian Před 9 měsíci +2207

    As a fellow Sacramentian I can confirm that this is the most normal robbery

    • @Thomasfurbee
      @Thomasfurbee Před 9 měsíci +30

      Yooo same here and I can confirm.

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 Před 9 měsíci +14

      This has happened in my town. After inside edition (and other news channels) aired a track pulling the ATM out of the wall, that became a string of crimes in my town for the next few weeks. At the store I worked at, the grocery store on one side and the gas station on the other both had trucks drive through the doors then pull the ATMs out. And before anyone asks, no, nobody was ever caught or charged.

    • @Emwo
      @Emwo Před 9 měsíci +20

      It did not surprise me to read that this happened on the shitty part of Watt 😂

    • @Re-Todd_Howard
      @Re-Todd_Howard Před 9 měsíci +3

      Why can’t you guys live in Florida like real Americans? Like our boy Charlie.

    • @carkindozin
      @carkindozin Před 9 měsíci +15

      Sacramento Represent!!!

  • @CoverLuxe
    @CoverLuxe Před 9 měsíci +517

    There was a girl I knew from my neighborhood who tried to steal an ATM with her boyfriend by literally just picking it up and trying to carry it out of the store in broad daylight. Needless to say, they didn't make it very far. That same girl got in trouble again a few years later because she stole someone's car and parked it out in front of her own house lol.

    • @WarriorAlexOG
      @WarriorAlexOG Před 9 měsíci +15

      I think I found the girl ^

    • @stonedandstatic
      @stonedandstatic Před 9 měsíci +35

      @@WarriorAlexOGshe needs another source of income since being a criminal isn’t working

    • @Theadventurewarrior
      @Theadventurewarrior Před 9 měsíci +4

      Lol, this was a fun litte comment read. Thanks you two.

    • @serdavosseaworth6115
      @serdavosseaworth6115 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Brain cells are in short supply obviously

  • @shakespeareaholic
    @shakespeareaholic Před 9 měsíci +93

    If Charlie calls that telehandler a forklift one more time I'm gonna cry

    • @elliotbaker5782
      @elliotbaker5782 Před 5 měsíci +3

      😂

    • @vivienm2037
      @vivienm2037 Před 4 měsíci

      Pls. He doesn't need the right for these heavy machinery things. Everyone knows if you have a job like this, you didn't make it very far in school.

    • @protercool8474
      @protercool8474 Před 4 měsíci +8

      It has a fork and it lifts

    • @MiroNyholm-mj7hd
      @MiroNyholm-mj7hd Před 3 měsíci

      Nice

    • @duckymclucky2562
      @duckymclucky2562 Před měsícem +2

      @@vivienm2037 to be fair i didn't know what this was either LMAO

  • @RedBroski
    @RedBroski Před 9 měsíci +100

    I'd like to see Charles talk about the weird car chase from the other day. The driver actually surrendered, he got out of the car and put his hands up. But there were no cops around. So then he just awkwardly got back in the car to continue the chase... The cops arrived once he was gone. It was hilarious

    • @sirsenior1861
      @sirsenior1861 Před 9 měsíci +5

      Bro where's the sauce, I wanna see that chase video

    • @r0x13prox
      @r0x13prox Před 9 měsíci +8

      Dang bro unsurrendered

    • @wooshbait6023
      @wooshbait6023 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Can you send the link that sounds fucking hilarious

    • @RedBroski
      @RedBroski Před 7 měsíci

      @@sirsenior1861 Aww man I'm sorry I never got the notification for this. I couldn't find it online but it was live on ABC7 eyewitness news just a couple days before I left that comment

  • @cyrylmusic
    @cyrylmusic Před 9 měsíci +717

    Imagine not only fumbling a robbery like that, but also being humiliated by Charlie like that.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 9 měsíci

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @I1p
      @I1p Před 9 měsíci

      FR THOUGH 😂😂😂

    • @BFBwyvern
      @BFBwyvern Před 9 měsíci +2

      @Susnation532are you sure?

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 Před 9 měsíci

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    • @supagreatman2826
      @supagreatman2826 Před 9 měsíci +2

      To whoever is reading this keep going,you're doing fine! No matter how slow your progress each new week is filled with tiny steps forward. Be proud of yourself you got this!

  • @hopeltRains
    @hopeltRains Před 9 měsíci +1584

    At this point Charlie might as well put in a nickel in a jar every time he hears about a silly crime.

    • @ChrisShafferOfficial
      @ChrisShafferOfficial Před 9 měsíci +1

      Not reading your comment but I posted a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content 😂 😅

    • @eggowall
      @eggowall Před 9 měsíci +4

      Here before this blows up

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Před 9 měsíci +1

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY CZcams! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @mustafamohammed4746
      @mustafamohammed4746 Před 9 měsíci +12

      How and why do these bots keep showing up?
      Also Charlie might as well donate all of these nickels to a charity because he will put more nickels in jars then the amount of times I am an embarrassment to my parents.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 9 měsíci

      My farts are better than DJ Cook’s farts 💨

  • @choomah
    @choomah Před 9 měsíci +16

    There was a gang near me a few years back that ripped something like 6 ATMs out of buildings with stolen heavy machinery.
    Really fucking annoying to walk all the way to the cashpoint just to see a literal 'hole in the wall' 😂

  • @brendensutton915
    @brendensutton915 Před 9 měsíci +5

    3:07 might be the best cut from “no way it can fall…” to “it fell off a few miles away” I legit belly laughed out loud

  • @theantitroll
    @theantitroll Před 9 měsíci +2860

    The mere presence of Charlie in this corporeal realm is causing goofiness levels to go off the charts.

    • @ChrisShafferOfficial
      @ChrisShafferOfficial Před 8 měsíci +3

      Not reading your comment but I posted a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content 😂 😅

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 9 měsíci

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Před 9 měsíci

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY CZcams! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll Před 9 měsíci +40

      @@ChrisShafferOfficial You’ve just been visited by the Anti-Troll. Cease your trolling.

    • @BATMAN_Gotham4evr
      @BATMAN_Gotham4evr Před 9 měsíci

      SHUT UP YOU BOTS.

  • @brianalbright
    @brianalbright Před 9 měsíci +410

    Gotta love how the truck didn't even bother to cover his license plate. Really goes to show the level of intelligence we're dealing with here.

    • @ak_getright9905
      @ak_getright9905 Před 9 měsíci +56

      That was probably stolen too lmao

    • @interstate80.
      @interstate80. Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@ak_getright9905I feel like they couldn’t have pulled that off though

    • @TheJadeFist
      @TheJadeFist Před 9 měsíci +9

      Ya, they probably stole the vehicle.

    • @misterkristofer7344
      @misterkristofer7344 Před 9 měsíci +9

      It’s most likely stolen, most heavy equipment like this uses the exact same key.

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 Před 9 měsíci

      Yep

  • @Vliffy
    @Vliffy Před 9 měsíci +15

    The amount of ATM heists that happened in my province of Newfoundland a couple years ago was insane, all by the same man. Used backhoes and loaders from his uncle's company to do so. Everyone called him the backhoe bandit

    • @ocdemon8999
      @ocdemon8999 Před 6 měsíci

      dude.. I knew the crime rate was rising here but I never even heard about that.. and I live in Downtown St John's

    • @Vliffy
      @Vliffy Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@ocdemon8999 I'm in cbs, weirs construction equipment was used. Josh Weir was the backhoe bandit lol

    • @ocdemon8999
      @ocdemon8999 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@Vliffy I appreciate the insight into local lore, thats crazy af for a Newfoundland story, that shit used to never happen😂

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před měsícem

      I didn't know backhoe was a word. Thank you for this.

  • @warriorsorb1111
    @warriorsorb1111 Před 9 měsíci +65

    So basically, the ATM thieves just went "fuck it. let's just take the damn thing" with no intentions of being secretive and stuff 😂
    Also looking forward to your new Godslap

  • @mchsprod
    @mchsprod Před 9 měsíci +729

    Charlie going back to his roots of providing commentary over weird videos. Hardest I’ve laughed in a while.

    • @EpicVideoGamer7771
      @EpicVideoGamer7771 Před 9 měsíci +17

      Ikr, just like the commentary he did for old bad products

    • @gravyd316
      @gravyd316 Před 9 měsíci +4

      I wish I was like you......... Easily amused.

    • @jaotrx7163
      @jaotrx7163 Před 9 měsíci

      🤖

    • @mchsprod
      @mchsprod Před 9 měsíci +1

      I just wanted to say something positive, why the hate?

    • @bradygreenberg6482
      @bradygreenberg6482 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@gravyd316 you literally comment nothing but hate lmfao, stop watching if you don't like it. Weird behavior

  • @mOOOp42
    @mOOOp42 Před 9 měsíci +412

    Fun Fact: Most of these forklifts use about 3 different keys between almost all models. A lot of construction workers have multiple copies of these just in case. Technically any of these forklifts left in a parking lot for renovations can be driven and used for any kind of theft.

    • @jaykoerner
      @jaykoerner Před 9 měsíci +56

      Not all even have keys, some just have switches and if you're lucky (to be able to stop idiots) they have a start button as well that you have to press the same time under the dash, often times the keys aren't even keys just a piece of metal that fits in the slot,
      Anyways from working multiple jobs I've got keys for hyster,Yale,Raymond,Toyota, Hyundai, Nissan, crown,cat probably others I don't know, and it's like 4 keys.....

    • @tree2800
      @tree2800 Před 9 měsíci +22

      Half the time, a flat screwdriver is gonna get it lol

    • @Worst07nh
      @Worst07nh Před 9 měsíci +3

      Fun fact, this is not a forklift

    • @amspook
      @amspook Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@tree2800Just like how roller shutter lock works
      Over time, the keyhole will somehow get "loose" from wear and tear, all you need is a piece of metal strong enough to turn it, and the lock is open
      If you see an old shop row with roller shutter, chances are the lock are so run down, you can even open it with your standard master lock key

    • @kina8575
      @kina8575 Před 9 měsíci +4

      It’s a Telehandler not a forklift

  • @briarmason8737
    @briarmason8737 Před 9 měsíci +6

    The guy ramming the truck into the store only to circle around and do it again had me dying. Was feeling crappy all day but seeing that just skyrocketed my mood back up.

  • @user-nz3pn3cd9x
    @user-nz3pn3cd9x Před 9 měsíci +5

    Whenever charlie calls something "whacky" or "goofy", you know its good. Once again proving that there’s nothing scarier than somebody who’s forklift certified..

  • @NickiBoi_109
    @NickiBoi_109 Před 9 měsíci +609

    You know your in for a treat when Charlie uses the word “goofy” 💀

    • @I1p
      @I1p Před 9 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂 fr

    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll Před 9 měsíci +16

      @@Susnation532 You’ve just been visited by the Anti-Troll. Cease your trolling.

    • @chungustaco
      @chungustaco Před 9 měsíci +15

      @@theantitrollthe hero we needed. Thank you anti-troll.

    • @YaBoyCori
      @YaBoyCori Před 9 měsíci +1

      I wish i knew what treat i was getting into instead i’m being click baited like every video of his 😮‍💨

    • @angryasfman9077
      @angryasfman9077 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@theantitroll W

  • @BeardManDrummer1999
    @BeardManDrummer1999 Před 9 měsíci +101

    The truck absolutely blasting through both sides of the building had me laughing for way longer than it should've.

    • @xynged
      @xynged Před 3 měsíci

      The wingman said to check for a pulse

  • @Goz969
    @Goz969 Před 9 měsíci +3

    All of these were absolutely gut-bustingly HILARIOUS! I especially enjoyed the transition between the excavator heist and the pickup truck crashing into the grocery store twice. There should be a Guinness World Record for the stupidest ATM heists if they keep backfiring this comically and badly.

  • @Tfisk
    @Tfisk Před 9 měsíci +3

    We had a telehandler a lot like this stolen for a few hours in Nashville a few months ago and it was found on the other side of the town. It made us giggle to think about someone driving that down the road as if nothing is wrong

    • @mikenorthrop5815
      @mikenorthrop5815 Před 9 měsíci

      Having driven some of our telehandlers along roads to the cardlock near our yard, I gotta say they're some of the least stealthy vehicles in existence, no way in hell you could sneak away in one. Would be a hilarious sight to see though, definitely got some odd looks during the drive down

  • @trollerpilotxiv3079
    @trollerpilotxiv3079 Před 9 měsíci +19

    "YOU'RE TOO LATE, COPS! I AM NOW FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!!!"

  • @applesauce9
    @applesauce9 Před 9 měsíci +461

    Charlie’s forklifting commentary is weirdly comical

    • @sometimesgaming10
      @sometimesgaming10 Před 9 měsíci +1

      There are bots dude

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 Před 9 měsíci

      Translate! 💙
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี…

    • @KevinBelmontLuna
      @KevinBelmontLuna Před 9 měsíci +3

      The lord narrates in mysterious ways!

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      @Kingsquid76 Před 9 měsíci

      @@sometimesgaming10if we report them for a long time we can get them removed

    • @feetyeet8538
      @feetyeet8538 Před 9 měsíci

      Jesus is the only way to heaven
      Being a good person won’t get you there.
      “Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
      ‭‭John‬ ‭14‬:‭6‬ ‭ESV
      Repent from your sin(disobedience to God) and turn to God and follow Him so that you will be saved
      “If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.”
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      “No, I tell you; but unless you repent, you will all likewise perish.”
      ‭‭Luke‬ ‭13‬:‭3‬ ‭ESV)

  • @Osirishnp
    @Osirishnp Před 9 měsíci +6

    This is certified classic charlie. Just the clip playing and him just talking over it. I was missing those kinds of videos.

  • @ToledoLombardo
    @ToledoLombardo Před 9 měsíci +8

    😂😂😂
    Reminds me of a time I saw someone had thrown a large rock through a nail salon window... twice... and the large rock was on the outside. Quickly realized omfg they broke in, stole something, then threw the rock back out to break out! Holy brainstorm!

  • @nobodyanyways8933
    @nobodyanyways8933 Před 9 měsíci +81

    Driving into a store like that has got to be a freedom like you’ve never felt before

    • @aserta
      @aserta Před 9 měsíci +6

      Stupid thing to do. Just go buy time in a junkyard that's not a pull-apart and bring a metal bat. The relief is palpable. For me, best 50 euros spent ever when i was in Uni absolutely packed to the brim with stress from my diploma.

    • @mathysbalk
      @mathysbalk Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@asertathat actually sounds fun

  • @imthelusion
    @imthelusion Před 9 měsíci +41

    using a forklift to steal an atm is practically it's own category in crime at this point, so many people have done it by now

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 9 měsíci

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @My.OC.Is.Complicated
      @My.OC.Is.Complicated Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@Susnation532L spammer

  • @imperialcub7071
    @imperialcub7071 Před 9 měsíci +3

    I should not be watching this while I’m drinking coffee
    “With once again the forklift” 7:06 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @AmiAki
    @AmiAki Před 9 měsíci +6

    Charlie you gotta do more of this the way your recap these are hilarious.
    The commentary is great 😂

  • @0_SkyFlare_0
    @0_SkyFlare_0 Před 9 měsíci +882

    Charlie is funnier than most comedians. He doesnt even try, he just does it naturally.

    • @DoctorDoofenshmirtz
      @DoctorDoofenshmirtz Před 9 měsíci +17

      sorry bro but you got a crummy sense of humor then imo

    • @pacosanchez2340
      @pacosanchez2340 Před 9 měsíci +89

      @@DoctorDoofenshmirtzsounds like a you problem

    • @DoctorDoofenshmirtz
      @DoctorDoofenshmirtz Před 9 měsíci

      @@pacosanchez2340 why you dick riding 2 people on the internet you don’t know 😂 my opinion has nothing to do with you lil bro

    • @mke344
      @mke344 Před 9 měsíci +57

      @@DoctorDoofenshmirtz you must be fun at parties huh

    • @thetapperhatz_laboratories2574
      @thetapperhatz_laboratories2574 Před 9 měsíci +49

      @@DoctorDoofenshmirtzsounds like a skill issue-

  • @TimoIvvie
    @TimoIvvie Před 9 měsíci +94

    “The right man in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world.”
    -GMan, talking about more lenient Forklift Certification laws

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Translate! 💙
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี…

    • @SussyRobloxLord
      @SussyRobloxLord Před 9 měsíci

      CHARLIE MORE LIKE CRAPPIE IM WAY BETTER + COOLER

  • @martinezsandy-go4uv
    @martinezsandy-go4uv Před 9 měsíci +1

    8:19 that’s the funniest mess up someone can do😂😂😂 Did he seriously not think staying there will be safe?🤣🤣😭

  • @precoius
    @precoius Před 9 měsíci +3

    When I was a teller at a local bank, someone actually pulled this off and got away with it. They ripped the entire ATM out of the cement and took off with it. Police later found the empty ATM in a pond, but they never caught the perps. Crazy.

    • @MustangDesudiroz
      @MustangDesudiroz Před 9 měsíci

      nah def got some cut form the dough. we have advanced tech today and CCTV,s how tf they not recorded that

  • @diamondgamer4669
    @diamondgamer4669 Před 9 měsíci +92

    The fact that it fell off and caused a car accident makes this the goofiest shenanigan I’ve ever heard of

    • @user-pm6gv5nq4v
      @user-pm6gv5nq4v Před 9 měsíci +2

      Shit was so cash

    • @m1sty033
      @m1sty033 Před 7 měsíci

      Welcome to Sacramento that’s the most normal thing we have here trust me

  • @Gwallacec2
    @Gwallacec2 Před 9 měsíci +18

    I love how all of them proudly display their license plate to the cameras.

    • @haileytavares7143
      @haileytavares7143 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Like bro if ur committing a crime you're already looking sus as hell a missing license plate won't tip off the cops hahhaha the fucking ATM in ur back will

    • @drygimangdrminjak8177
      @drygimangdrminjak8177 Před 9 měsíci

      they're probably stolen or rented cars

  • @Eisfalken
    @Eisfalken Před 9 měsíci

    Good content, 10/10, will come back to watch again. LOVE the sports-style play-by-play.

  • @themadhanna
    @themadhanna Před 4 měsíci +1

    I'm laughing so hard at "can't tie their shoes..." 😂

  • @thereallowki
    @thereallowki Před 9 měsíci +165

    There should be a bingo for items used in ATM robberies it would be quite entertaining

    • @ChrisShafferOfficial
      @ChrisShafferOfficial Před 9 měsíci +2

      Not reading your comment but I posted a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content 😂 😅

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Před 9 měsíci +2

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY CZcams! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Translate! 💙
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี…

    • @supagreatman2826
      @supagreatman2826 Před 9 měsíci +2

      To whoever is reading this keep going,you're doing fine! No matter how slow your progress each new week is filled with tiny steps forward. Be proud of yourself you got this!

    • @sharpshotefx
      @sharpshotefx Před 9 měsíci +5

      ​@@supagreatman2826IDK if you're a bot but if you are thank you for being a bot of substance

  • @Alyx-Finch
    @Alyx-Finch Před 9 měsíci +18

    8:18 i started laughing so f hard all water in my mouth traveled on my bed

  • @Joshin_Jinn
    @Joshin_Jinn Před 9 měsíci

    Great commentary! Thank you❤

  • @TheFirstAtom
    @TheFirstAtom Před 9 měsíci

    I live in Sacramento. Thanks for telling me the news our news stations wont!

  • @ChunkyLeeChong
    @ChunkyLeeChong Před 9 měsíci +48

    "Give it a couple of little slaps to try and get it down a bit deeper." Charlie just described every Friday night of my life for the last 10 years.

    • @Goz969
      @Goz969 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Sounds like a lot of fun, wish I could join.

  • @luhmow2905
    @luhmow2905 Před 9 měsíci +33

    This goofy heist reminds me of the breaking bad episode where Walter, Jesse, and Mike used a van and a magnet to wipe a hard drive clean. Idk why it just lets off the same vibe

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 9 měsíci +1

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 Před 9 měsíci

      Translate! 💙
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี.

    • @h.roosevelt6426
      @h.roosevelt6426 Před 9 měsíci +2

      I was thinking the same thing 😆
      Like a hybrid between that and Spooge's heist of an ATM.

  • @poppymason-smith1051
    @poppymason-smith1051 Před 9 měsíci +1

    There was a shop near me with an ATM, a couple minutes walk from some fields. A couple times a year people would try to and sometimes successfully steal it using also stolen: forklifts, diggers, skidsteers, tractors, farm equipment, van, sledgehammer. They tried barriers infront of the ATM but people would ram into the other side of the shop and try to drive through it, to get to the ATM from inside. This failed a few times, leaving tractors etc stuck inside the shop and then finally the shop stopped having an ATM.

  • @davidfaustino4476
    @davidfaustino4476 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I went to work one day (years ago) at an outdoor outlet mall. There were cops everywhere.. the outdoor ATM near my store was all busted up, had been moved several feet to the right, had chains around it, and muddy ATV tracks leading all the way back to the woods behind the mall.

  • @alexjepson6807
    @alexjepson6807 Před 9 měsíci +57

    I love the fact all his words just flow out unbothered and always make so much sense

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 9 měsíci

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Před 9 měsíci

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY CZcams! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@Susnation532 You’ve just been visited by the Anti-Troll. Cease your trolling.

    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@quartdude You’ve just been visited by the Anti-Troll. Cease your trolling.

    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@p-__ You’ve just been visited by the Anti-Troll. Cease your trolling.

  • @lordalex2521
    @lordalex2521 Před 9 měsíci +47

    this makes getting your forklift certification exponentially more valuable, thank you charlie i will enroll now

  • @alexanderglex4600
    @alexanderglex4600 Před 7 měsíci +2

    5:04 I can only imagine their satisfaction when it went in that well

  • @Brody04
    @Brody04 Před 9 měsíci

    5:26 is my home town, in 2017, people robbed my local grocery store named Givorns. I remember that next day I went to go shopping with my grandfather and it was destroyed

  • @NANO-SP97
    @NANO-SP97 Před 9 měsíci +160

    I feel like we’re merging with a multi verse for the sole purpose of having Charlie cover the most wacky news.

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 Před 9 měsíci

      Translate! 💙
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี…

    • @loddeedoddee
      @loddeedoddee Před 9 měsíci

      True.

  • @eggowall
    @eggowall Před 9 měsíci +982

    Can we just appreciate Charlie’s patience for him to explain this and not lose all his braincells

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Před 9 měsíci

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY CZcams! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @zennhcho
      @zennhcho Před 9 měsíci +11

      bro i’m so sorry that these bots r just swarming your comment lmao 😭

    • @LizziesEditz
      @LizziesEditz Před 9 měsíci +10

      These bots are unfunny

    • @eggowall
      @eggowall Před 9 měsíci +8

      Wtf are these bots 💀

    • @eggowall
      @eggowall Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@zennhcho it’s alr rip my notifications tho 💀

  • @bugzpudding
    @bugzpudding Před 9 měsíci +2

    3:28 imagine they got in a car crash with the spectator lol

  • @TheAlromanianAnimatezz
    @TheAlromanianAnimatezz Před 7 měsíci

    This is the most hilarious thing I've seen in a minute istg
    Charles like David attenborough narrating a forklift crime is not something I didnt wanted, its something I needed

  • @darrionsylvester5943
    @darrionsylvester5943 Před 9 měsíci +555

    Everytime I'm having a bad day. Charlie videos just come in clutch

    • @floofmcfloof
      @floofmcfloof Před 9 měsíci

      fr

    •  Před 9 měsíci

      I hate charlie

    • @woo6374
      @woo6374 Před 9 měsíci +10

      Insane glazing

    • @zzL2536
      @zzL2536 Před 9 měsíci +17

      these bots are faster than my dad

    • @jayure1346
      @jayure1346 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Lmao the bot in the replies

  • @FortunePayback
    @FortunePayback Před 9 měsíci +61

    If there is anything that I learned when I was originally going to school to be a police officer, it's that there is no such thing as a smart criminal.
    My personal favorite from years ago was a man who broke into someone's house, it went wrong, killed the guy, the walked home...in the snow....footprints all the way from his house, to the crime scene, and back.

    • @papaspaulding
      @papaspaulding Před 9 měsíci

      There are smart criminals out there, You just don't hear about them.. Because they are smart lol (But I agree most are dumb in nature)

    • @JeeJeen
      @JeeJeen Před 9 měsíci +4

      What about Zodiac? His real identity is still unknown

    • @CuniLaad
      @CuniLaad Před 9 měsíci +2

      The ones that tore the atm out of the wall with an excavator were never caught

  • @SP-kb1mw
    @SP-kb1mw Před 9 měsíci

    there has been a heist like this in the netherlands as well

  • @eliasamundsen6
    @eliasamundsen6 Před 9 měsíci +1

    clip
    1.
    a flexible or spring-loaded device for holding an object or objects together or in place.
    "he undid two clips and lifted the lid"
    2.
    a metal holder containing cartridges for an automatic firearm.
    "he shot twice, but his clip was empty"
    There you have it.

  • @yangliu6901
    @yangliu6901 Před 9 měsíci +10

    2:59 “they’re operating off hopes and dreams”

  • @Wunba
    @Wunba Před 9 měsíci +79

    I love how everyone keeps saying “ATM machine” which really stands for automated teller machine machine 😂

    • @CoolOkay_
      @CoolOkay_ Před 9 měsíci +5

      Whoa! It's Wunba! What are you doing here?
      Just kidding, I have no idea who you are.🔥🔥

    • @__darkfuneral
      @__darkfuneral Před 6 měsíci

      omg wunba!!!!

    • @Jakypoo213
      @Jakypoo213 Před 6 měsíci

      Shut up miles morales

    • @jeremykelly4673
      @jeremykelly4673 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Okay miles. Calm down😂

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld Před 5 měsíci +3

      Don't forget your Personal Identification Number number at the Automated Teller Machine machine.

  • @papaspaulding
    @papaspaulding Před 9 měsíci

    Back in my wayward youth I knew someone during the 90's who took quite a few ATM's using a JCB, they did mention a particular 'head' they would use on it though, not the standard digger head

  • @littlespinycactus
    @littlespinycactus Před 9 měsíci

    Forklift frolics- always so entertaining.

  • @edgyplays0290
    @edgyplays0290 Před 9 měsíci +17

    00:07 why do people say ATM machine? The M stands for machine
    -some black spider

  • @JePaKy66
    @JePaKy66 Před 9 měsíci +76

    There has been an abundance of goofballs lately and im here for it.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 9 měsíci

      My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

    • @ChrisShafferOfficial
      @ChrisShafferOfficial Před 9 měsíci

      Not reading your comment but I posted a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content 😂 😅.

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 Před 9 měsíci

      Translate! 💙
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี…

    • @SussyRobloxLord
      @SussyRobloxLord Před 9 měsíci

      CHARLIE MORE LIKE CRAPPIE IM WAY BETTER + COOLER

    • @supagreatman2826
      @supagreatman2826 Před 9 měsíci +4

      To whoever is reading this keep going,you're doing fine! No matter how slow your progress each new week is filled with tiny steps forward. Be proud of yourself you got this!

  • @optiTHOMAS
    @optiTHOMAS Před 7 měsíci

    The excavator with the foot clan ninjas! Absolutely brilliant! Holy hell! 😅🤣👌🏻

  • @haydopotato25
    @haydopotato25 Před 9 měsíci

    I think this is the first time I’ve ever rewatched a CZcams video right after finishing it because this is so funny 😂

  • @isaiahbennett7207
    @isaiahbennett7207 Před 9 měsíci +53

    The fact that this entire video avoided a forklift certified joke is criminal

  • @Rembreiker_lychec9257
    @Rembreiker_lychec9257 Před 9 měsíci +17

    I'd start by asking around local construction sites for whos their worst EBFL operator. The safety vest could just be a prop, but more likely its an employee that stole equipment from his work site.

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 Před 9 měsíci

      Translate! 💙
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี…

  • @scornlok9321
    @scornlok9321 Před 9 měsíci

    Omg I was dieing laughing when the truck drove through the second set of door. Then as he said he was actually laughing out loud I was gasping for air just so funny.

  • @LeHunkyDory
    @LeHunkyDory Před 9 měsíci

    Hahaha, the last clip of the guy getting fast and furious: familied by the atm/mini vault was soo damn good! 😂

  • @codysellers8889
    @codysellers8889 Před 9 měsíci +73

    Just want to point out that both Cat and Komatsu keys are universal, respectively, so if you have one key, you can use all of the equipment under that brand. Just be sure to bring bolt cutters in case they put a padlock on the door to keep you from your fun times.

    • @zGoldenHawk
      @zGoldenHawk Před 9 měsíci +6

      there's no need for the "respectively" have a good day

    • @jamesmitchell7577
      @jamesmitchell7577 Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@zGoldenHawk🤓

    • @slendydie1267
      @slendydie1267 Před 9 měsíci +3

      perchance

    • @Reisen_Inaba
      @Reisen_Inaba Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@zGoldenHawk Respectively meant that Cat keys are universal to Cat vehicles, and Komatsu to Komatsu. Unless you're saying the same keys work for both

    • @zGoldenHawk
      @zGoldenHawk Před 9 měsíci +4

      @Reisen_Inaba then u would say "cat keys and Komatsu keys are universal to cat and Komatsu vehicles respectively"

  • @buttmunch2670
    @buttmunch2670 Před 9 měsíci +20

    I love how he's in the work attire like they would just assume that because he's in uniform, this activity is completely normal. 😂

  • @raider360X_sot
    @raider360X_sot Před 9 měsíci +1

    You're too late, Sonic! I am now... FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHhahaha!!!

  • @DTPoe
    @DTPoe Před 9 měsíci +4

    I was watching this while brushing me teeth. When you casually said "the atm fell off" I spat everywhere laughing my ass off and now I am here cleaning my bathroom. Thanks. Worth it.

  • @Fragger-1
    @Fragger-1 Před 9 měsíci +5

    The irony of using an industrial forklift to rob an atm is like using a diamond to break glass to steal a game console.
    Industrial forklifts go for anywhere between $30k to $50k. The average ATM has single to double digit interactions a day, most of which are very minimal amounts.
    They're basically using a 5 figure vehicle to steal like $5,000 at most.

    • @legeul
      @legeul Před 9 měsíci

      And even then ATM machines probably have other security measures like GPS trackers and ink cartriges to ruin the money inside to prevent thefts. The problem with the Forklifts is that you would need to have someone to sell it, which i imagine most of these thieves likely don't have the contacts.

  • @TheGreatDemon666
    @TheGreatDemon666 Před 9 měsíci +16

    The last one got me laughing for about 10 minutes straight starting from when the guy stood directly in the path of the speeding ATM because I knew what the end result was gonna be😂

  • @KaioKenneth4
    @KaioKenneth4 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Ah yes, the ATM machine, the Automatic Teller Machine machine 😂

  • @ZOMBiFOX13
    @ZOMBiFOX13 Před 9 měsíci +1

    4:48 bro standing like an npc about to give you a quest.

  • @greatest_jagras5132
    @greatest_jagras5132 Před 9 měsíci +19

    As a certified forklift operator, I can absolutely respect this pilot's form. His moment calculations could be a little better, however.

  • @fabiorutichelli7006
    @fabiorutichelli7006 Před 9 měsíci +58

    Forklift certification’s definitely worth it

    • @ChrisShafferOfficial
      @ChrisShafferOfficial Před 9 měsíci

      Not reading your comment but I posted a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content 😂 😅

    • @ItIsJan
      @ItIsJan Před 9 měsíci +1

      im watching this comment becoming the most liked one xD

    • @SussyRobloxLord
      @SussyRobloxLord Před 9 měsíci

      CHARLIE MORE LIKE CRAPPIE IM WAY BETTER + COOLER

    • @Thisisthegreatestatofalltime
      @Thisisthegreatestatofalltime Před 9 měsíci +2

      Damn, the bots are going full wacko mode

  • @Rayman1971
    @Rayman1971 Před 9 měsíci +1

    There's a story from Nanaimo, where someone used an excavator for a large safe....Back in the 70's if I recall correctly, they got away with it but made a huge mess of the building... right through the wall!!! This does happen, and more often than one can fathom!!

  • @mincentprice1041
    @mincentprice1041 Před 9 měsíci

    These breaking weird news uploads are great!

  • @TheDoctor4390_
    @TheDoctor4390_ Před 9 měsíci +20

    My father watches the news, I watch charlie

  • @NT.99
    @NT.99 Před 9 měsíci +9

    1:05 your commentary while playing the camera video of the two dudes stealing the atm was glorious.

  • @ebrahimalsanad4411
    @ebrahimalsanad4411 Před 8 měsíci

    3:04 that is legitimately the funniest thing I've ever heard of being said with a straight face

  • @matthewledbetter3444
    @matthewledbetter3444 Před 9 měsíci

    The one with the white truck driving right through the grocery store entrance happened in my area. The store was Givorn’s Foods in Valley Alabama.

  • @Barbdwhyr
    @Barbdwhyr Před 9 měsíci +9

    1:35 ATM hit the ground so hard it changed colours

  • @dawbi5755
    @dawbi5755 Před 9 měsíci +6

    8:15 really got me man that's like America's funniest home videos worthy actually golden 😂

  • @-chanye-
    @-chanye- Před 9 měsíci

    “Putting the square into the square hole.” That shit made me laugh way too hard for no goddamn reason.

  • @yaboyqueso1320
    @yaboyqueso1320 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I haven’t laughed this hard on a moist video in a while