Dalmatians 3 (Dingo Pictures) - Phelous
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- čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
- Dingo Pictures made a Dalmatians sequel 3 years later and included long flashback to the first movie. But more importantly Charlie teaches Lucy how to track people on the internet.
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Last time I was this early Beauty’s dad still had three ships with useful dry crates inside
You're assuming he'd actually manage to buy tea and not eat it raw before it even got onboard the ship.
The Weird and the Wonderful. SILENCE, if he doesn’t get his dry tea, he is compleeetlyyy uuuseeless!
HEEEEEEEEE
ZZZZZZT
ZZZZZT
It’s weird to see the contrast between Cadicarus who’s never seen a Dingo Film when he recorded his take 6 years ago and Phelous who is a Dingo Pictures veteran at this point.
Yeah. You suddenly realize Cadicarus is neither funny nor original.
Weirdly want to see him and phelous do a collab review on a dingo movie
DGK it needs to happen imo
Man, it's been a while since I've thought of Daddy Caddy. He and Jordan Underneath were my go to for weird game reviews.
@@ThatDudeWithBoobs Caddicarus still makes gaming videos (which are ace), and Jordan has moved on to weird art project videos (which are also ace).
Dalmatians: throw a dart at the wall and see what number it is.
I look forward to version 1-12
It's over 9000
20:18 - I mistook the dialogue as "And now Castor and Pollux have become gods", which definitely puts a new spin on the story~
I mean one of them was a god from the start, but funnily enough though they are twins and thus have the same mother, each was fathered by a different guy.
It's called "heteropaternal superfecundation." XD
"No one can figure out how they managed that."
Man, until you pointed it out I thought that's what it said, but I chalked it up to Dingo's dialogue being nonsensical as usual.
"Mighty and powerful gods!"
Lol. Road to El Dorado but it's Castor and Pollux
I'd watch that instead
I’m depressed that I recognized the Wabu theme before Phelous confirmed that’s what it was. I’m officially in too deep.
It's okay me too I litterally danced to it.
we all are XD
Same
Yup.
The thumbnail looks like the Dingo version of Unfriended. Where the ghost of Wabu haunts the other animals online.
"Laura Barns is SOOOOO stupid!"
Make that a thing. MAKE THAT A THING!
Don't insult the good name of....Dingo pictures
After Cabin Fever and Beauty and The Beast that would be a neat Dingo remake to get. 😀
I....never thought I would read something like this and I don't know how to feel....
Charled gets revenge on Wabuu by becoming Wabuu.
And it was then that Charled realized he had lived long enough to see himself become the villain.
The thing with the 'cake' is that in Germany, dog biscuits are called hundekuchen. Kuchen translates to cake. So I guess they went literal with the translations even if it didn't make sense.
they call biscuits cake in Eu pretty much all over, the famous line " let them eat cake " referred to crappy biscuits. I think only in America do they NOT call biscuits cakes ( unless you get a breakfast, some places would call them cakes instead of biscuits )
but these are also buttermilk biscuits, and not dog biscuits lol
Wow, they're THAT lazy. XD
OH
@@cintronproductions9430 @Gracekim21 No way man. Us dutch are way more lazy. Since we call Cake .... Cake.
Biscuits are Biscuitjes, which is almost as lazy.
@@TemmiePlays I've never heard someone from the UK call a cake a biscuit. Biscuits are "cookies", the much flatter, not airy, usually not very soft baked goods.
Phelan is really spoiling us on Dingo Pictures content
and we want more!
wabuu: wait till he sees goldie! hehehhe
I can only hope for some Good Times! *Rimshot.*
I think I'm suffering from jetlag...
I applaud the fact you ghost faded in at the beginning, Phelan.
So I wasn’t seeing things!🤣
I never get tired of the "damned hairbrush" jokes.
Avengers: Endgame is the most ambitious crossover in history
Dalmatians 3: We have a Como
Which one of the Cuomo bros??!!
Yep, that "crossover" meme hasn't been done to death at all. :P
@@Gilby1385 GILBY!
@@Red-gf9wq That's my name, don't wear it out!
@@Gilby1385 im ur fan
"One of these days I'll beat him up so bad he doesn't know who he is."
You know, for kids!
What is it with these characters and threatening to beat up other people? XD
DAMN GOOD BEATING
@@Tareltonlives "I will send you express to hell one day!"
@@millennialmatt7 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
@@Tareltonlives Aladin: "That bastard!"
"Afterwards, it better look like it was licked clean! Your mother was very good at that!" Lines you would not expect in a family film
good night everybody
Well, Wabuu with Raphael's voice made my life better.
😂 I wasn’t expecting that, I had a good laugh
Not surprised, as Phelous has used that clip of Wabuu cursing in 1st TMNT film Raphael's voice before in previous Dingo Pictures review.
Dingo Films that Phelan hasn’t reviewed yet:
King of the animals 1 (which is apparently the prequel to lion and the king?)
Atlantis
Prince For Egypt
Sword of Camelot
Arischa the little witch
Teddy, The little bear
Benni and his friends
Toys Room
I don't think he reviewed the Hercules one either. That one doesn't have an English dub to my knowledge, King Mygawd returns and is killed by Hercules, and there's a "Centaur" with two legs (Dingo! Centaurs have four legs you dolts! You just drew a Satyr!) and a Cyclops who at one point moves his fist up and down while groaning, which makes it look like he's jacking off. XD
Atlantis was so god damn boring i fell asleep half way through it. No other Dingo Pictures movie has ever done that before for me. Also Mouse Police is another one he hasn’t covered yet.
There’s a Bambi one too, but I’m not sure if it was translated either.
@@GreebleClown That one does have an English dub, and it's called "Goldie".
This is gonna last years
It's funny how it probably took more work for Phelous to replicate Dingo's mistakes with the transitions than it would for him to do it properly.
I just love Dingo. The recurrent crackhead cast of characters really make for some, uh, creative takes on their lore. It’s the R rated Disney we’ve never gotten
Truly an aspirational cinematic universe.
Dingo has a charm to it that I like. Unlike *shudder* Bevanfield.
I just realise when Caddicarus was reviewing this, he didn't realise the lick and stick portion was a flashback. Mind you, with almost all the same characters and the same bad guy/dogs it's kinda understandable.
That would explain some of the confused comments I got on the other movie. But yeah like I said in the video using the same models and voices for the children isn't a great idea.
@@phelous Yeah, plus I imagine kids would get lost pretty easily when watching this too and they're the target audience....though I assume most would get bored of them standing around and talking forever.
I gotta wonder how successful Dingo actually was considering their animaiton is already below even bargain bin direct to DVD/VHS animation. I really can't see them getting many repeat customers with their production quality outside of just hoping to confuse parents.
And even though he called this the worst video games ever it’s on a technicality one of the better(whatever that means) dingo films
@@ultrabaltard1479 I love how he blamed Phoenix Games for the cartoon.
5:36 "Um, excuse me, sir, those are not a singular whole cake, mmm no. They are, I think you'll find, in fact, actually BISCUITS".
"Everything I knew was a lie!"
You know you're in for a rough time when Phelous explains how this movie was a rush job even by Dingo standards. Incredible.
The gingerbread heart seller's voice sounded like your typical fast food chain drive thru microphone, only broken and smashed by some heavy objects.
Fun fact: The cop at 11:26 is reused in their Mouse Police movie, but with a rat head this time. Like, they just redrew the head to turn him into a rat, colored the hands grey and left the rest exactly the same. Also Charlie's laughing animation looks more like he's having a seizure. XD And what's with the eating and typing ASMR in this movie?
To be fair they suck REAL BAD at drawing humans, their animal/humanoid animal characters actually look a bit better XD
Well mouse police came out first so its the opposite
And by the way, yes, they did make a Mickey Mouse ripoff. All is right in the world.
@@WillieManga absolutely. FOR YOU
I laughed so much at- My Damn Hairbrush- that I could hardly- find my damn hairbrush.
Now let's try this again *ahem*
6 years ago, A gamer named Caddicarus looked at the confusing movie, now the king of Dingo Pictures finally reviews it for all to see..The prophecy is fulfilled.
Wabuu: for yuooooou!!
Phelous and Caddy should totally do a review together!
@@domotormate Yeah, I agree.
MA GAWD!
Douglas Levin, Those reviews are Diaaamooaaands!
@@domotormate Definitely! :D I'd be happy to see them review every Dingo Pictures movie released on consoles by Phoenix.
Honestly, I’m just waiting for the day the identities of the Dinglish voice actors are discovered so Phelan can interview them or something
two dingo reviews so close to each other? MY GOD!
No no no...its spelled MAH GAWD
@@alexdionisos It's not done.
What the damn hell.
Oh, they translated the german word for dog biscuits, which is "Hundekuchen", word by word.
I think you’re right. Better guess than mine!
What I will never understand is, how they don't change the character names into something the non-German audience can actually spell.
Their literal translation of “Hundekuchen” suggests that their translator might only have been provided with a script abd didn’t have visual context :3
Hound cake. So named because it's made using 1 hound of sugar, 1 hound of flour, 1 hound of butter, and 1 hound of eggs.
misread that as "Hadouken"
Dingo Pictures: the only effort we put in is to make things worse and even more incomprehensible!
5:48 "It's totally not poison you guys!"
"W-we didn't say..."
"Absolutely NO POISON!"
Is that you, GoodTimes Alice?
A bunch of animal ghosts?! Someone call the old ghostbusters!
You know, I'm honestly surprised and impressed that Dingo still has, um, "products" to be unearthed to this day. What Dingo lacks in quality they sure make up for in quantity.
Perhaps a little too much quantity
5:23 Ngl, Dalmatians 4 is kind of where the Dingo Dalmatians movies jumped the shark
The part where Charlie had to hide in a fridge to survive a nuclear explosion was a bit silly in my opinion
I understand that reference 🤣
I love Phelous complaining about quality in a Dingo Pictures picture.
This dingo movie might be a better crossover than animal soccer world
@Thiago Augusto *all the Dingo characters in one big battlefield.* *Wabuu reaches out for his axe to come to him.* "Dingo Pictures....." *catches axe*
"YOU'RE SOOO STUPID."
Never
I appreciate Phelous' attention to the Dingo style by disappearing before scene transitons.
yeah I remember watching the intro being so confused by that, then later going Ahhhh.
10:20 there's also young Colonel Pimpers that sells something behind them.
Coloner Pimpers, your greatest creation
@@limalepakko6074 Oh, that Colonel Pimpers. Do you remember last year..? *silent laughing*
"Your mother was very good at that..." I can't believe they actually used such a line, wtf Dingo?? xD
Anyway, strangely, this movie kinda seems SORTA cohesive, at least in its references to Dalmatians 2? Though maybe I'm just impressed that they didn't reuse character models for the villains and the dog gang, but actually made them into the same characters as in the first movie.
25:34 For most people, this would be the greatest piece of sarcasm they ever recorded but, for Phelan, it was Tuesday (or whatever day of the week he actually recorded it on).
GET
RE
VENNNNNNNNNNGE!
I can understand the need for a dramatic pause. After all, revenge is best served cold.
With pinto beans and muffins.
Re... Venge. Foooor youuuuuu.
Phelous Dingo drinking game
Take a drink if
Wabuu shows up.
He mentions how crappy the EastWest DVD is.
The Peter Gunn ripoff theme plays.
When Charlie appears. Add another drink if white cat butt follows him.
He uses the Finnish version for the video.
The Janis Pig Farm appears.
A violet threat is said in the movie.
If Lucy can't find her damned hairbrush.
If "MY GOD" is said.
(Also, it said Phelous gave this a
If you edit a comment the heart is removed. Also, stop trying to murder people with drinking games
@@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat I see. Oops. I had to add since I forgot a few Dingo tropes.
You edited the comment
"castor and pollux", ah yes a greek mythology reference. this is like the most clever thing dingo has ever done
Also Lucy broke up with Wabuu because she found out he was the one hiding her hairbrush all the time.
Man I remember Caddicarus’ take on this flick.
Can’t wait to see yours.
I also have a birthday coming up!
I bet Phelous is gonna love it.
Me too! I also have a birthday coming up!
Same here
@@luffyduffy7817 me too!
The "I love you means I love you" moment always feels somewhat nostalgic to me when I rewatch this review. Knowing Dingo is a German company, they probably translated the I love you line to German. English speaking people usually don't realize how universally influencial English is, especially in pop culture. "I love you" was also the first English line I've learned, only because how overexposed it is on merch and products.
"they probably translated the I love you line to German"
As a matter of fact: they did
"I love you" being the first English sentence you knew is so cute! It's nice to be known for something so sweet
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Komo
😆
Sadly...That was the first thing I thought of when they said “Rick”
& graduated from the University Academy College of Memes
Charlie the Cat certainly does sound familiar, doesn't he?
"I am a great magician; your clothes are black!"
"I'm just a narrator bird too!"
Unbelievable!!! Is that really Master Betty?
Nyeeehh-heh-heeeh. Heh-heeeh. Heh-heeeh.
Wabuu pitied Phelous enough to tell him to have a lie-down. Let that sink in.
Will they go into space in Dalmatians 10?
🤣 it’ll be their version of Buddies in space
Ok THIS is the one with the liver sausage line lol
Also that chase music has to be my absolute favorite Dingo track
Yeah, it's a good track, too bad it's stuck in this movie.
Wabu's murder victims are in the sausage.
It's also written (in German) on a sign at the pig slaughterhouse in "Janis." (You know! Fun for the kids!)
Caddicarus' take is iconic, but this one is far more unique and enterataining
Good comment.
Both are interesting
Alta Vista... wow, those were the days. Geocities, Angelfire, and animated lava lamp gifs...
Lycos and Webcrawler... Sorry, just having a nostalgiagasm.
You know you are dealing with dingo pictures when you need to take a moment to figure out if the audio you just heard is really part of the movie or was just Phelous mocking it.
The quality of these movies are "nasty".
".......nasty!"
I hope you have many more of these awful cartoons to go, sir.
The thought process behind Dingo Pictures will always be a mystery.
*dumb dog face* Huuugh?
These Dingo flicks may have rewired my brain, but I genuinely love the continuation in Dalmatians 2. Poor puppies met the same canine gangsters as their mother once, that's something every parent is mortally afraid of, it actually made me weirdly invested into the story. Oh, and Castor's remark: "Your mother was very good at that!" is an icing on the cake.
Do you have any idea what it's like to be half asleep and suddenly hear "it better be licked clean, your mum was very good at that. Lick and stick..."
I lost it and now I'm wide awake.
After some extensive research, I believe I figured out who the voice actors are in those particular Dingo Pictures dubs. Their names are Don F. Jordan and Kathleen Renish, and to let you that's literally the whole cast. They're both American born actors who are based in Germany. I managed to find a few voice samples on World Wide Voices, heck Renish even has her own website.
They were born in America? Wow, from the voice direction I would not have guessed that.
Why does the outside of the Dog Pound look like The Simpsons family’s house?
That would explain why Santa's Little Helper dressed as Poochie is there.
Maybe it’s the house of The Simpsonsns
Wabuu would have pulled out his shotgun for such an offense. Man, Dingo is ruined.
0:12 Phelan's bafflement of the oddly named Dalmatian sequel causes him to be erased from this reality
Don't worry, he came back around 0:25.
Wabuu screaming damn really got me
" i don't think there's liquor in here anymore"
well, that's depressing. >.>
They even brought Charled back for the sequel!
The "Old Meat Woman" runs a stall named "Hackepeter". Sounds like half of a dad joke.
Once its hacked it does become half a Dad..........................................................................joke?
"Hackepeter" is a kind of minced meat served raw. It's also known as "mett".
@@raccoonja5905 I knew that; I just liked the wordplay.
The Dingo cinematic universe is too complicated and confusing. We need a guide book
I think I have an explanation for 10:53 .
You noted that the "Kiss Me" heart was written in English. I presume that Dingo actually did that on purpose since the Dalmatians story is based off a movie that was set in England, so I presume on the original German script, the dog READS "I Love You" and asks, in German, what that translates to.
Then, when coming up with the English script, Dingo just gave up trying to find an alternate line for that scene, because they're Dingo. Thus, we have an English-speaking dog wondering what "I Love You" translates to.
When I first saw Phelous fade in and out independetly from the background in the intro, I started looking for green screen artifacts and was amazed at how clean it looked and how much work must have gone into this tiny reference gag that a lot of people won't even notice. Then I realized how it was done and how simple it is and that there's absolutely no green screen involved and I was being a ding dong. Still, beautifully executed!
Very good analysis! I had to watch this twice to see it!
I love how Phelous foreshadows the fadeout quality before the actual cartoon.
I really want to see a documentary about the making of one of these cartoons. I bet that shit would be wacky/sad.
I'm like 98% sure Dingo Pictures was a front for some illegal activity. Or animated by a single person who put all their love into every frame.
...But it's definitely the drug front one, right?
Dingo characters using the Internet is so surreal
The fact that Wabuu, freaking murder-obsessed, party-throwing, Wushel-hating Wabuu is worried about Phelous's mental health makes me concerned.
Or he actually has a heart under all that insanity. Maybe that's why he has a girlfriend
24:05 I think they said „Kaiser street“. It’s German for emperor.
The “Damn hairbrush”, Damn a highly desirable brand of cosmetics products I assume?
I think the 'I love you' was an unfortunate transition from German to English. I mean the hearts have words spelled in English...Dingo is too lazy to change the assets. I bet the German version was
Dog1:Es sagt 'I love you'
Dog2: I love you? Was bedeutet das?
Dog1: It bedeutes Ich Libe Dich
I was thinking the same thing. It's like they used 10th graders from a Realschule to translate this thing.
@Slick McWolf Good detective work there! I followed the link, and now it makes sense. I'll transcribe the dialogue for anyone here who doesn't understand any German:
-Wow, sind das viele! Pino, kannst du mir vorlesen, was auf dem davorne drauf steht? (Wow, there are a lot! Pino, can you read aloud for me what's on that one?)
-I love you
-Und was heißt das? (And what does that mean?)
-Ich liebe dich. (I love you)
-Das wäre doch das richtige Geschenk für unsere alte Dame. (That would be just the right gift for our old lady.)
-Soll ich's holen? (Should I grab it?)
I'm not a native German speaker, so please correct me if I transcribed this wrong.
I'm German and say: your translation is o.k
Everyone, raise your glasses to the late, great Altavista!
That female gasp was actually in the German version.
In fact, there are some points when you can actually hear the German voices very faintly.
A part of me wants the English dub Dingo actors to go on the Internet and watch some of Phelous' videos. Little do they know how unintentionally famous they are.
It feels weird watching something Dalmatians 3 related without a greasy haired boy telling me to get popcorn first...
y'know it occurs to me without context that sounds pretty weird
Lucy: "And we're buying the best ones there are."
"There hargh. The best ones there hargh." - Cole
Does Charlie has a thing for hanging around with little girls named Lucy? Should we call the police...?
This comment is distrubingly ironic from Sal the shark.
More like Chris Hansen
Full circle,
My first dose of Dingo was with Caddicarus with this very movie,
Now after years of watchin' Phelan, here we are!~🎶
Oh hey, it's Lost Pause talking about his favorite food, Jelly Donuts....
"I don't want to go on the internet!" I hope that clip gets used again
This confused you? It's just a... s-simple mathematics!
Better that than a mathematic equation.
“How could somebody allow this to be sold on the Selves!?” (Caddie).
Honestly I'm really surprised there's continuity between these movies.
10:20
Gotta love how it's warm enough for sweatshirts and sleeveless dresses, but also frigid enough to bundle up in thick coats and mittens.
2:25 I ain’t see no ghost
The leader Gorilla: YES YOU’VE HAVE!!!!
*shot them with a Proton pack*
Personally, I was a fan of Ask Jeeves back then. Not so much as a search engine but because you could ask him some pretty rude questions and end up with some pretty funny results.
Immature for a high schooler, but 20 years later I still do the same thing with Cortana and Alexa. Never Siri though... Never sweet Siri...
What makes Siri "sweet"?
I once told my Android phone: "ok Google, you can bugger off now" after accidentally starting the Google Assistant and it replied with "That's not very nice" 😂
Dalmatians 3, the Dingo sequel we didn't know we didn't want.
I hope I'll get my healthy dose of crow narrator bzzzing again
Edit: :(
According to Caddicarus , Dalmatians 3 is the worst game ever made
Animal Soccer World overthrough this movie for that title, for him that is.
According to Caddicarus, pee and poo jokes and ripping off the comedic style of PBG and Jontron is funny.
That's soo cute that the thought that. Seriously though - while I've long since lost interest in Caddy's content, I guess I must at least thank him for that review. It made me search Dingo Pictures and helped me find Phelous' reviews of other Dingo movies.
It would be cool if he and Phelous did a collab on one of these sometime.
@@MforMovesets Someone's jealous
The Merchant Woman has no feet and she must stand.
Okay, the Altavista joke had my husband and I CACKLING XD Fantastic review as always dude!!
I'll never get tired of that Wabuphael "DAAAAMN!" bit.
Always love your Wabuu scenes! He’s such an amazing character. Glad that you made him a big part of this review! Truly fantastic and really silly! Also nice to see Wabuu knocking down “Stupid sexy crow”!
Why do my people have to be responsible for this
I’m sorry you have to endure this
These are no one's people. Dingo is not of this earth nor dimension.
I'm from Brazil and Vídeo Brinquedo got nothing on this, phew
@@francyflynn precisely!
I didn't even notice the ghostly fading-out effect before the title card. Well played, sir.
Mommy can we get Lady & The Tramp?
We have Lady & The Tramp at home.
*Lady & The Tramp At Home:*