I Am Fully Aware Of What I Look Like. Kirk Smith

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  • čas přidán 11. 03. 2024
  • I am fully aware of what I look like, or at least thats what Kirk Smith says in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Kirk talks about his looks whether it's looking like a mayor from Utah or an off duty police officer. Whether you're someone who has a unique look, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Kirk Smith is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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Komentáře • 80

  • @chickadddee
    @chickadddee Před 2 měsíci +15

    Quirky! I liked it. He’s got that kinda lazy delivery that surprises you.

  • @WhiteHillCZ
    @WhiteHillCZ Před 2 měsíci +27

    You are the funniest door to door vacuum salesman I've ever heard! 😂

  • @myjeevie
    @myjeevie Před 2 měsíci +4

    "the off duty cop look"...Ha,ha! Excellent video. Thank you to Kirk Smith.

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 Před 2 měsíci +57

    A brilliant set, Kirk. Keep laughing and loving life. Your late wife would be proud. Sorry for your loss, as well

  • @whorn9295
    @whorn9295 Před 2 měsíci +11

    Am in an Arizona/Mexico border town, after having grown up in Panama and Brazil and loved his "border patrol"and geography jokes. That was perfect 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chocolatefrenzieya
    @chocolatefrenzieya Před 2 měsíci +18

    LOVE this kind of humor. He got cuter and cuter the more the set went on. :)

    • @myjeevie
      @myjeevie Před 2 měsíci +1

      He was actually pretty cute from the start!

    • @AWholeVibe96
      @AWholeVibe96 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Right!!! His voice is beautiful also 🥰

  • @laryneskridge-williams7200
    @laryneskridge-williams7200 Před 2 měsíci +15

    He was hilarious! I want the full special.

  • @gorillakingsa1686
    @gorillakingsa1686 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Excellent! Would like to see a full special

  • @GinaK687
    @GinaK687 Před 2 měsíci +11

    Thanks for the laughs, Kirk! 😂🙌🏼

  • @stephencurry8552
    @stephencurry8552 Před 2 měsíci +27

    Great set. Low key, intelligent jokes. Look forward to seeing more.

  • @nikip7896
    @nikip7896 Před 2 měsíci +20

    Haha, the geography jokes 😂 I'm Swiss, and people always ask "so, you speak Swedish?" Mmm, nein.

  • @katelinnett9020
    @katelinnett9020 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Nice smile!

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 Před 2 měsíci +44

    Austria, Australia… You know, same country- two different names

  • @theplinkerslodge6361
    @theplinkerslodge6361 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Super, looking forward to more of Mr. Smith...

  • @terezjordon2290
    @terezjordon2290 Před 2 měsíci +23

    I’m not an army brat , I’m more like a holy crap 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @MatthewSmith-cp3hu
    @MatthewSmith-cp3hu Před 2 měsíci +12

    airport joke was perfect

  • @declamatory
    @declamatory Před 2 měsíci +5

    "I bought a second scooter!"

  • @gkr-nirmalacaraballo8845
    @gkr-nirmalacaraballo8845 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Great set! Hello from a fellow Bronxite. My deepest condolences.

  • @terfalicious
    @terfalicious Před 2 měsíci +16

    Would love to see the whole set!

  • @jody8526937
    @jody8526937 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Nice smirk humor.. good..

  • @iconoclastic-fantastic
    @iconoclastic-fantastic Před 2 měsíci +9

    Lost my mind during the entire set. Excellent stuff, couldn't stop laughing

  • @mamadeborah1999
    @mamadeborah1999 Před 2 měsíci

    Truly funny! Last line I could totally relate😅

  • @James-wb1iq
    @James-wb1iq Před 2 měsíci +4

    I think he looks like Leisure Suit Larry :)

  • @sdahl5176
    @sdahl5176 Před 2 měsíci

    Loved this guy!!

  • @BushraKhan-hv1ot
    @BushraKhan-hv1ot Před 2 měsíci +9

    The title says it all 😅

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Very funny! Would never guess he grew up in South America 😂

  • @supposedly1-2
    @supposedly1-2 Před 2 měsíci +10

    I grew up in the US and we were not taught geography the closest we got was when learning about wars in History class. i moved to another state in the 7th grade and they did have geography and i was failing that right quick! so it depends on what state you were educated in as to whether you were taught geography or not. :)

    • @fivefamily5820
      @fivefamily5820 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Your school must have sucked. We definitely had geography in middle school and high school, though it wasn't a required class in high school, it counted towards one of the required history credits, as I recall.

    • @atlanticjem2012
      @atlanticjem2012 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I had geography throughout all my school years, growing up in Louisiana, which competes for the lowest spot in the American education system with Mississippi. I learned all 50 states at 3 years of age working a puzzle every day with my dad. By 8th grade when we had to learn each state and capital, I was halfway there already. I forget what grade we had to learn all the Louisiana parishes. But geography was always mixed in with history classes ever since I can remember.

    • @mothdust1634
      @mothdust1634 Před měsícem

      ​@@atlanticjem2012 I think America spends a lot of time teaching its own states rather than other countries and their particular regions. That's what I had to learn in Europe for the most part. America is huge so it makes sense that it would get bogged down in its own geography before attempting to learn others, but learning about the world really puts things into perspective. Geography is a huge factor in wars and other disputes and if you dont understand it that can be a problem towards understanding why things like prices going up in imports are happening.

  • @Bear_58
    @Bear_58 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Actually you look like Alan Young who played Wilbur on Mr Ed.

    • @antonbradley1935
      @antonbradley1935 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Was that the horse?😅

    • @Bear_58
      @Bear_58 Před 2 měsíci

      @@antonbradley1935 🤣👍🏻 I hope to see more of your comedy. You're quite funny and I enjoyed your video.

    • @riversong6216
      @riversong6216 Před 2 měsíci +3

      I can see the resemblance too!

    • @bluegalant
      @bluegalant Před měsícem +1

      He does!

  • @ingelmarcellino9899
    @ingelmarcellino9899 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I would love to watch the full special!!!!

  • @MomentsInTrading
    @MomentsInTrading Před 2 měsíci +3

    Really good 👍🏻

  • @user-zq5wp5mk4v
    @user-zq5wp5mk4v Před 2 měsíci +2

    I lived in LA for 10 years and BELIEVE me, those women are SO Desperate to find a Straight Man, they would welcome a referral service

  • @mjklein
    @mjklein Před 2 měsíci +1

    I'm from the US but live in Taiwan. I was visiting the US with my wife (from Taiwan) and my family said that they thought all the Asian languages like Chinese, Thai, Vietnamese and Cambodian were all mutually intelligible.

    • @NickvonZ
      @NickvonZ Před 2 měsíci +1

      I'm American (Baltimore, Maryland) and living in Taiwan, too (DanShui) these past 16 years! What area are you in?

  • @johnasher5684
    @johnasher5684 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Im not an army brat, but a holy crap lol.

  • @VR_27
    @VR_27 Před 2 měsíci

    It's great that Glenn Quagmire is doing stand up now and he's actually funny.

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa Před 2 měsíci +1

    To consider moving here 😂

  • @Echo.12345
    @Echo.12345 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Your accent is perfecto

  • @NickvonZ
    @NickvonZ Před 2 měsíci

    EXCELLENT!

  • @lioness3963
    @lioness3963 Před 2 měsíci

    Thanks!

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa Před 2 měsíci +1

    I bought a 2nd scooter 🎉

  • @mikejettusa
    @mikejettusa Před 2 měsíci +4

    Great stuff 😂

  • @alex16cole
    @alex16cole Před 2 měsíci

    Nice

  • @rainsofhealing
    @rainsofhealing Před 2 měsíci +3

    👏🔥💥‼️🙌👍

  • @carolmueller2233
    @carolmueller2233 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Looks like Jimmy Stewart to me.

  • @sarahrzewnicki7292
    @sarahrzewnicki7292 Před 11 dny

    He looks like a young Doc Oct

  • @aliciafaithbonelli9653
    @aliciafaithbonelli9653 Před 2 měsíci +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @edithdlp8045
    @edithdlp8045 Před 2 měsíci +2

    2:41 My dad was born in Mexico and he is whiter than Kirk and also has green eyes. Hispanic is a culture not a race.

  • @lalah9481
    @lalah9481 Před 2 měsíci

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @williambilyeu9801
    @williambilyeu9801 Před 2 měsíci

    I have an acquaintance who is second-generation Mexican ancestry. I am over sixth-generation French ancestry. I speak better Spanish than he does, and I speak French too. 😊

  • @Bob-bb3ur
    @Bob-bb3ur Před 2 měsíci +1

    Watch, freedom to chains by Paul Harvey

  • @jamesfox2857
    @jamesfox2857 Před 2 měsíci +2

    CZcams comments ? he meant facbook or twitter more like it !

  • @ProdigalSon684
    @ProdigalSon684 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I’m not getting the video. I have the audio.

    • @scoobert2991
      @scoobert2991 Před 2 měsíci +4

      That's on your end.

    • @SerErryk
      @SerErryk Před 2 měsíci

      It's a virus from all the gay porn.

    • @nope4no1
      @nope4no1 Před 2 měsíci +5

      All working just fine here...

    • @Imhotep70
      @Imhotep70 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Imagine a clean-cut guy who looks only a tiny bit like McCauley Culkin, in a dark blue suit with AWESOME brown dress shoes and a black shirt.
      Then enjoy your audio.

  • @silver3149
    @silver3149 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Puerto Ricans are not Latinos.
    The majority of people from Mexico and Central America ancestors came from Spain as exiles to the New World.
    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @declamatory
      @declamatory Před 2 měsíci

      Puerto Ricans are half "Jewish".

    • @seedsoflove7684
      @seedsoflove7684 Před 2 měsíci

      Almost every country from mexico south is Latino.

  • @michaelzorz2344
    @michaelzorz2344 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Being a Michael is worse.

  • @ericb5194
    @ericb5194 Před 2 měsíci

    Canned Laughter is always obvious - mainly because- not funny.

  • @Srvtecej
    @Srvtecej Před 2 měsíci

    So bad