Soldier who Overdosed on Meth in Combat (Strange Stories of World War II)

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  Před 11 měsíci +150

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    • @kazi1
      @kazi1 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Hi

    • @HJMpostsPRODZssc
      @HJMpostsPRODZssc Před 11 měsíci +4

      Hi

    • @VRX_Youtube
      @VRX_Youtube Před 11 měsíci +1

      hi

    • @RAKSHITUPH
      @RAKSHITUPH Před 11 měsíci

      Hlo sir I would request you make and post videos on indian army soldier as well❤❤

    • @BlackYetii
      @BlackYetii Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.0okey i wont

  • @berkkarsi
    @berkkarsi Před 11 měsíci +3208

    *The man, the meth, the legend.*

  • @thegrimcritic5494
    @thegrimcritic5494 Před 11 měsíci +1255

    “So, grandfather, how did you survive the war?”
    “M e t h .”

  • @vicenzostella1390
    @vicenzostella1390 Před 11 měsíci +1120

    It's incredible the range of soldiers in the Finnish Army. On one hand, you got "The White Death" - the world's deadliest sniper - and on the other, you got this guy.

    • @lachlanpike5469
      @lachlanpike5469 Před 11 měsíci +110

      And lauri torni the soldier of three armies

    • @ZeroNitroMan
      @ZeroNitroMan Před 11 měsíci +42

      And Ilmari Juutilainen.

    • @caelincoolz5814
      @caelincoolz5814 Před 11 měsíci +12

      @@ZeroNitroMan And Aatami Korpi
      ...wait no

    • @pmchad
      @pmchad Před 11 měsíci +47

      You got a man capable of killing no matter the difference, and a man who meth addiction outshines any proper reason for him dying, thus making him immortal

    • @Miliradian
      @Miliradian Před 11 měsíci +52

      You got "The White Death" we got "The White Crystal"

  • @Beanbag777
    @Beanbag777 Před 11 měsíci +518

    He was given the “highest “ award for bravery
    …….I’ll get my coat

    • @williamsmeds1368
      @williamsmeds1368 Před 11 měsíci +32

      I mean, he survived all alone in Lappland with no rations for days. I think that's pretty impressive.

    • @SairanBurghausen
      @SairanBurghausen Před 11 měsíci +14

      @@williamsmeds1368How the f did you miss the joke

    • @esomethingoranother3718
      @esomethingoranother3718 Před 11 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂

    • @LittleDickJohnson
      @LittleDickJohnson Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@williamsmeds1368how have you made it this far in life? You'd think natural selection would have caught up to you by know

    • @HoodieNeko
      @HoodieNeko Před 9 měsíci +7

      ​​@@SairanBurghausenI think he got the joke, i think he just wanted to say how the joke made sense

  • @tommyvercetti5112
    @tommyvercetti5112 Před 11 měsíci +674

    Imagine being a Soviet regular after hearing about the dreaded Finnish ghost soldiers when suddenly out of nowhere a lone Finn skiing madly with a crazed look in his eyes rockets into camp and zips past. Not concerned with incoming fire or the limit of human condition he's too fast for mortal men and as fast as he appeared, he vanished into the snow, his deranged cackling hanging in the air

  • @Pimslick
    @Pimslick Před 11 měsíci +220

    Maybe if he didn’t get high as balls he would have been with his squad possibly in perfect health 💀

  • @johnrandolph1989
    @johnrandolph1989 Před 11 měsíci +363

    This Finn was trippin harder than a Jimi Hendrix recording.

    • @omnitravis
      @omnitravis Před 11 měsíci +8

      never done drugs? me either, bud.

    • @gordonlekfors2708
      @gordonlekfors2708 Před 11 měsíci +9

      tripping? meth doesn't make you trip.

    • @pierluigiadreani2159
      @pierluigiadreani2159 Před 11 měsíci +7

      He is still high, 30 years after his death

    • @CajunReaper95
      @CajunReaper95 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@gordonlekfors2708 tell that to the video uploader

    • @Perc_angle30
      @Perc_angle30 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@gordonlekfors2708meth can make u trip

  • @RandomTrinidadian
    @RandomTrinidadian Před 11 měsíci +97

    The man blazed a trail..... while blazed himself.
    Remember... he is the exception, not a example

  • @me0101001000
    @me0101001000 Před 11 měsíci +106

    Well that's one way to recreate the Berserker in the 20th century

  • @thehengy3232
    @thehengy3232 Před 11 měsíci +346

    So glad y’all made a video of this. One of my favorite WW2 stories.

    • @idiotofthenorth
      @idiotofthenorth Před 11 měsíci

      ​@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

    • @thehengy3232
      @thehengy3232 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo quit yappin

  • @VGurrasKpist
    @VGurrasKpist Před 10 měsíci +53

    What I have heard he actually tried to get one capsule but the Soviet attack made him panic and the gloves were so unwieldy that the package broke resulting in him getting all the Perverin in his glove and he panicked and swallowed them all. I have also read that he had a fight with a small animal which turned out to be a stick. In any case a legend and he died of old age

  • @Tomcat-tomato
    @Tomcat-tomato Před 11 měsíci +214

    The pills were stuck together and they were skiing while soviets where chasing them, so he didnt have time to break the pills apart and take only 1, so he took the ball off pills

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 Před 11 měsíci +25

      He needed more energy to outrun the Soviets, and he got it.

    • @thegrimcritic5494
      @thegrimcritic5494 Před 11 měsíci +16

      That explains a lot, honestly.

    • @CorporalCookie
      @CorporalCookie Před 11 měsíci +23

      And according to his own recollection of the events, because they hadn't slept properly in a while, he wasn't completely there either and didn't really think about the matter and just gulped down what he could get on his mit.

    • @unkindled6410
      @unkindled6410 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@CorporalCookieconsidering they entrusted him with the whole squads meth because allegedly he was the only one that said he would not rely on the chemicals if he could help it, so he was the least likely to eat the pills "for fun", i think he should have knows to at least take a bite off the nugget of pills instead of just chugging it whole. but i guess a sleepdeprived hungry man trying to outrun armed soviets in extremely cold temperatures really isnt in the right mind to make even simple thought ahead decisions.

    • @Juhani96
      @Juhani96 Před 11 měsíci +1

      This

  • @ukzevkiiitonen
    @ukzevkiiitonen Před 11 měsíci +462

    This man is my hero. I hope to be like him one day.

    • @Tempus0ptic
      @Tempus0ptic Před 11 měsíci +106

      Step 1: Join the military
      Step 2: Do drugs
      Step 3: Get kicked out for doing drugs

    • @thegeneral19
      @thegeneral19 Před 11 měsíci +27

      Just join some third world military

    • @ukzevkiiitonen
      @ukzevkiiitonen Před 11 měsíci +15

      @@thegeneral19 Well I already need to do military service in my own country so it would be easier to just do that along with some meth.

    • @noobplaye1218
      @noobplaye1218 Před 11 měsíci +14

      ​​@@thegeneral19I AM living in a third world country the problem is... Doing drugs gets you in death row

    • @BonShula
      @BonShula Před 11 měsíci +10

      Go to your nearest homeless encampment

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 Před 11 měsíci +649

    “The Soviet Union’s war against Finland should’ve been easy victory but it became a humiliating struggle and their military eniptitude was put on full display. In the end they did force the Finns to sue for peace. Then they continue their honorable campaign on pushing much smaller countries by annexing the Baltic states and part of Northern Romania.”

    • @HappyGilmore_Lover
      @HappyGilmore_Lover Před 11 měsíci +35

      Let's not forget the Battle of Warsaw in 1920 they lost that as well

    • @peteramirez2158
      @peteramirez2158 Před 11 měsíci +23

      Errrr what about the Russo Japanese war, OR Ukraine???

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 Před 11 měsíci +22

      "Honorable"

    • @HappyGilmore_Lover
      @HappyGilmore_Lover Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@peteramirez2158 The Russo-japanese war doesn't count it it wasn't a direct military lost statement by CoryMoriMacori of Russia. In general, he only meant the war timeline of the Soviet Union

    • @jesusislove4433
      @jesusislove4433 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Always remember Jesus is the Only Way and Truth John14:6 spread the Gospel and give your life to Jesus because He is King and Loves you

  • @Jellybean_eater
    @Jellybean_eater Před 11 měsíci +25

    Bro give that guy a gas mask and a flame thrower and you got yourself a TF2 pyro.

  • @shamsalfarabi6107
    @shamsalfarabi6107 Před 11 měsíci +350

    Aimo Allan Koivunen (17 October 1917 - 12 August 1989) was a Finnish soldier in the Continuation War and the first documented case of a soldier overdosing on methamphetamine during combat.

    • @lachlanpike5469
      @lachlanpike5469 Před 11 měsíci +34

      In normal circumstances, meth would have cooked him but because he was in a freezing climate it kept the hypothermia away

    • @unkindled6410
      @unkindled6410 Před 11 měsíci +11

      ​@@lachlanpike5469wait, meth actually kills you by triggering hyperthermia?

    • @sontapaa11jokulainen94
      @sontapaa11jokulainen94 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@unkindled6410it can kill you by hyperthermia because it deactivstes your sweating mechanism www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4700537/ but it can also kill you by cardiac arrest because it increases your heart rate and rewires your heart in a way.

    • @SairanBurghausen
      @SairanBurghausen Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@unkindled6410How are you this illiterate??? The myth OVERHEATS you, he most likely survived because he was in the cold.

    • @unkindled6410
      @unkindled6410 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@SairanBurghausen i wasnt sure if he meant "cooked" as a slang for the effects of meth but not really related to heat or anything literally. like i said, meth does actually raises ones body temperature highly? i wasnt sure, i never researched about meth, i just know its a potent drug.

  • @e711x4
    @e711x4 Před 11 měsíci +121

    He was so high on meth , he became the most dangerous soldier in ww2 for a while

    • @AsMightyAsBread
      @AsMightyAsBread Před 5 měsíci +1

      Eh idk about most dangerous but definitely most capable. Imagine skiing full speed while completed blasted and being shot at all the while

    • @laygnassangyal3847
      @laygnassangyal3847 Před 3 dny

      He was dangerous, he felt no pain and completely lost his mind for few mins​@@AsMightyAsBread

  • @TheMatmate
    @TheMatmate Před 11 měsíci +83

    Even in times of war, Finns know how to party

  • @thelion2751
    @thelion2751 Před 11 měsíci +59

    This men! This men is a legend! This man body could OD with all the quantity of drugs he throws on his body but he didn't,its just awesome what he did

  • @saintgreen8682
    @saintgreen8682 Před 11 měsíci +51

    I know exactly how this man felt during his trip. Back in my wilder days I experienced most of what he had. Snowy mountains, hallucinating and completely lost. Damn glad I don't live like that anymore 😂😂😂

    • @unkindled6410
      @unkindled6410 Před 11 měsíci +3

      but the snowy mountains were real.

    • @saintgreen8682
      @saintgreen8682 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@unkindled6410 so were the ones I was lost in. I also ran from an enemy for a day and a half that may or may not have been there at all. Hindsight isn't so great when recalling such things

    • @ryanhernandez8324
      @ryanhernandez8324 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@qatresmokoza7691 salvia. how are you not fucked up.

  • @hilmust6278
    @hilmust6278 Před 11 měsíci +41

    Finally, after all the time i have been waiting on you guys to talk about him.
    Kiitos ❤

    • @hilmust6278
      @hilmust6278 Před 11 měsíci

      @@arzhur8006 they only co-operated. Finland later fought against the nazis

  • @flassi0077
    @flassi0077 Před 11 měsíci +71

    What a interesting yet obscure story

  • @rare2775
    @rare2775 Před 11 měsíci +60

    Keep up the good work! I can tell this is a good video by the title.

  • @realjanove
    @realjanove Před 11 měsíci +65

    I think there is plenty of urban myths in this video :D I've heard this story many times and every time a little different.

    • @jakeleigh-howarth5463
      @jakeleigh-howarth5463 Před 11 měsíci +27

      Scriptwriter here. The information from this video comes directly from an interview with Aimo Koivunen himself - kansataisteli.sshs.fi/Tekstit/1978/Kansa_Taisteli_04_1978.pdf

    • @siittosiika54
      @siittosiika54 Před 11 měsíci +19

      I mean the dude was starvinv, dehydrates and tripping balls so it wouldn't be a suprise that maybe his memory isn't so clear about it

    • @realjanove
      @realjanove Před 11 měsíci +14

      @@jakeleigh-howarth5463 Thanks for the source! Probably people telling this story verbally (and drunk) have added and forgot parts.

    • @KA-jm2cz
      @KA-jm2cz Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@realjanoveIt is best by high in meth in Lapland winter - not drunk

  • @Housesider
    @Housesider Před 11 měsíci +54

    First Quackbang covers this, now Simple History 😂 as many peeps as possible need to know about this guy

    • @roughseas3455
      @roughseas3455 Před 11 měsíci +5

      I was just about to say. Are they doing collabs or something? These are weird coincidences.

    • @chrissmith3716
      @chrissmith3716 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Was just thinking that, glad to see great stories like this being kept alive.

    • @lukayaroslav9914
      @lukayaroslav9914 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Don't forget Yarnhub

  • @heh9392
    @heh9392 Před 11 měsíci +27

    You know that Sisu isn't a god who saves Finns, it's just a part of every Finns sole that helps to survive impossible tasks like this XD

  • @traxaslyhr3232
    @traxaslyhr3232 Před 11 měsíci +12

    First Yarnhub, then Fat Electrician, and now you guys
    is nice.

  • @droger1448
    @droger1448 Před 11 měsíci +20

    Never once heard of this WW2 story thanks for that

  • @Anuskrebs
    @Anuskrebs Před 10 měsíci +13

    I dont know the exact translation but "Kaukopartiomiehet" or "soldiers in units that penetrated deep behind enemy lines" were unbelievably tough men and great soldiers. Heroes.

  • @havoc1zero
    @havoc1zero Před 11 měsíci +14

    Now this Finn spends his days crushing stuff with a hydraulic press.

  • @greatwar4916
    @greatwar4916 Před 11 měsíci +76

    The psychedelic hallucinations are spot on!!! One of you animators has to have tripped before. There’s no way anyone gets this close just by description

    • @commenter621
      @commenter621 Před 11 měsíci +8

      So true

    • @hmalik5232
      @hmalik5232 Před 11 měsíci +20

      meth isn't a psychedelic

    • @pohjantuulet247
      @pohjantuulet247 Před 11 měsíci +30

      ​@@hmalik5232No, but a combination of sleep deprivation, malnourishment and narcotic substances have a tendency of producing psychedelic experiences.

    • @outandabout259
      @outandabout259 Před 10 měsíci +15

      @@pohjantuulet247 I only have experienced minor hallucinations from sleep deprivation (survival/enemy avoidance exercise in finnish army, 2 and a half days with almost no food and only a little bit of sleep during the first night. From the second evening to the end was 16 hours of skiing through forests and avoiding enemies), I kept seeing houses and forestry machines between the trees even though there were none. My friend had a conversation with spider-man he saw in a tree.

    • @pohjantuulet247
      @pohjantuulet247 Před 10 měsíci +7

      @@outandabout259 Dude literally same, took part in Ruska 19 myself back in 2019. A week and a half long psychological endurance test to see how long it takes to break the fabric of reality. All thanks to a combination of exposure to elements (late autumn, rain during the day, frost during nighttime), lack of food, limited water supply and constant enemy presence forcing defenders to stay awake and alert around the clock.
      Lance-corporal opened fire on the enemy while out on patrol. Swears to this day the tree stumps were actually helmets of SOF-Operatives laying on the ground.

  • @ShinigamiInuyasha777
    @ShinigamiInuyasha777 Před 11 měsíci +43

    I imagine Some of the Soviets watch him and didnt try to capture him because it was so funny to see

    • @unkindled6410
      @unkindled6410 Před 11 měsíci +10

      i would say more confused then anything. once the fear and adrenaline of realizing that he was surroundes by armed enemies kicked in he likely snapped back to reality for a little as adrenaline does that. he was also going in and out of his senses at that moment because the peak of the drug effects had already worn off. otherwise he would had completely blanked memories of being chased as he had literally no recollection of the first day of the trip when he just wandered off nearly a 100 kilometers to a randon direction before collapsing.

  • @wcgamer220
    @wcgamer220 Před 11 měsíci +23

    Walther white would Respect this man

  • @fandaeckert1915
    @fandaeckert1915 Před 11 měsíci +21

    Ah yes, Aimo "pervitin" Koivunen, the menace of all of red army on the northern front.

  • @flashahhasavedeveryoneofus2824
    @flashahhasavedeveryoneofus2824 Před 11 měsíci +13

    That bird 🐦 hitting animation 😄

  • @Mrkabrat
    @Mrkabrat Před 11 měsíci +8

    I can only imagine the surprise of the soviets as a finnish blur just skii'd at top speed past them, probably yelling "PERKELE!" all the way

  • @paulusfransen1708
    @paulusfransen1708 Před 11 měsíci +23

    Just crazy how he was still high after two weeks. Like how long did it take all in total before he was completely sober again?

    • @unkindled6410
      @unkindled6410 Před 11 měsíci +21

      the peak of the effects worn off after about a day, as he claimed nearly no recollection of events few minures after taking the pills and helping his men escape. afterwards, he started snapping in and out of it due to the lingering effects of the very high dosage still running on his system. the fact he was dehydrated and nearly starving throughout this whole crazy adventure is what helped the effects to last so long, he didnt had anything for his body to wash the meth out.

    • @eduardopupucon
      @eduardopupucon Před 11 měsíci

      he took a whole bar of pervitin, didn't eat anything, it was probably being bioactive for days being slowly released into his system

    • @HotHenrik-eu4nu
      @HotHenrik-eu4nu Před 10 měsíci +2

      ​@@unkindled6410Well, he had snow to drink, but you kind of forget to ingest when you're yeeted.

    • @unkindled6410
      @unkindled6410 Před 10 měsíci

      @@HotHenrik-eu4nu considering how much running and walking he had to do he still didnt quite had nearly enough as he should. Meth is a really good hunger inhibitor and its one of the reasons he survived this trip too.

  • @SirArtanis7
    @SirArtanis7 Před 11 měsíci +65

    I feel like we need a movie on these events, and we could label it as an antidrug movie... think it would be Highly successful

    • @fyutweraz2200
      @fyutweraz2200 Před 11 měsíci +2

      For real.

    • @unkindled6410
      @unkindled6410 Před 11 měsíci +8

      i mean, at the same time he wouldnt have had gotten into that situation without the meth, he only really survived the extreme conditions he was in because of the meth.
      also if he never took it in the first place he would have likely had gotten caught by the soldiers pursuing him and his squad earlier. although he might have had escaped and being in a more controlled state had he taken only a single pill which was the advised dosage for the soldiers.

    • @fyutweraz2200
      @fyutweraz2200 Před 11 měsíci

      @@unkindled6410 honestly I would of taken the meth too there's a good reason they gave them it in the first place I've tried it befor it does what they say it does lol.

  • @naw611rules6
    @naw611rules6 Před 11 měsíci +45

    I hope one day YARNHUB and SIMPLE HISTORY can work together

  • @ericholladay2900
    @ericholladay2900 Před 11 měsíci +114

    Don't mess with the Finns

    • @gumps1986
      @gumps1986 Před 11 měsíci

      Why? Do they all do meth?

    • @doggydude2668
      @doggydude2668 Před 11 měsíci +18

      Especially the high ones jeez

    • @islammehmeov2334
      @islammehmeov2334 Před 11 měsíci

      This is way you were ENSLAVED by Sweden and RUSSIANS)

    • @vn01208503
      @vn01208503 Před 11 měsíci +14

      you mean Dont meth with the Finns

    • @doggydude2668
      @doggydude2668 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@vn01208503 😂

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 Před 11 měsíci +56

    Russia: Knock knock.
    Finland: Who’s there?
    Russia: Putin.
    Finland: Putin who?
    Russia: Putin these troops on your border
    Later
    Finland: Knock knock.
    Russia: Who’s there?
    Finland: Finnish.
    Russia: Finnish who?
    Finland: *FINNISH HIM!*

    • @harishadzibulic6603
      @harishadzibulic6603 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Sadly, i dont get it.

    • @herrflammen6487
      @herrflammen6487 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@harishadzibulic6603 me either
      **4 weeks later**: that actually pretty good!

    • @WUxze
      @WUxze Před 11 měsíci

      HAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀☠️🤣😂

    • @stevenl9443
      @stevenl9443 Před 11 měsíci

      Historically... ahh nevermind, you got me to chuckle with that.👍

    • @GrumpyGremlin.
      @GrumpyGremlin. Před 11 měsíci +2

      Germany: Knock, knock.
      Poland: Who's there?
      Germany: We ask the questions here!

  • @PlumaHD
    @PlumaHD Před 11 měsíci +17

    I love your stuff bro, even watch while high haha, keep it up!

  • @khairulnabilakmal33
    @khairulnabilakmal33 Před 11 měsíci +34

    I bet this is what Frank Herbert has in his mind while writing Dune

  • @cristianbalan518
    @cristianbalan518 Před 11 měsíci +14

    Upon waking up from the trip while being rescued, he had a short snack and accidentally ate another bag full of meth pills for the entire unit, which resulted in the Capitulation of the Soviet Union and him being the first man to ever sky the whole planet round in only 1year!
    (Half of which he spent being unconscious and sleep walking.)

  • @brianmoyachiuz905
    @brianmoyachiuz905 Před 11 měsíci +17

    He must have had some of that German power chocolates 😂

    • @seanmessick9330
      @seanmessick9330 Před 11 měsíci +10

      No, it was the german pills which contained the same meth as the chocolates

    • @Juhani96
      @Juhani96 Před 11 měsíci

      It was pervitin. Commonly used drug during continuation war because germans send some to boost finns up 😅

  • @skorgevondoom___9571
    @skorgevondoom___9571 Před 11 měsíci +14

    What do they make Finns out of, cuz at this point I am convinced they are demi-gods

  • @billbrasky7540
    @billbrasky7540 Před 11 měsíci +10

    _Steps on landmine and destroys his foot..._
    The little birdy: ya done Aimo... Ya done METHED UP.
    Aimo: F🦆CK YOU!
    🎿 💥 🍗

    • @beringkrohn6524
      @beringkrohn6524 Před 11 měsíci

      Its cocaine not meth

    • @billbrasky7540
      @billbrasky7540 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@beringkrohn6524 I don't know, the guy narrating this video said pervitin, which was also used by the Nazis, which is an old brand name for a type of methamphetamine.

    • @Baconking99991
      @Baconking99991 Před 11 měsíci

      He step on 2 landmines

  • @tuomorautiainen9642
    @tuomorautiainen9642 Před 11 měsíci +7

    There is many faulty things on this video but still entertaining. The squad took his ammo because they were scared what he would do.

  • @michaeldriggers7681
    @michaeldriggers7681 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I'm just imagining the Soviets reaction to a crazy, methed out Finn, with an empty gun, just flying through their camp on skis.

  • @CrazyTruckinS10
    @CrazyTruckinS10 Před 11 měsíci +8

    I loved The Fat Electrician's rendition on this....absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @medicmule
    @medicmule Před 10 měsíci +8

    No matter how many times I hear this story, it always amazes me

  • @levibarns7576
    @levibarns7576 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Dude went on a spirit journey fr fr

  • @SlyCooper1920
    @SlyCooper1920 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Lemon: I've fought in Vietnam while high after taking a hit from a blunt
    Kuivuneon: Pidä pervitiini (Hold my pervitin )

    • @cpssee
      @cpssee Před 11 měsíci +2

      *Pidä minun pervitiiniäni 😂

  • @williamromine5715
    @williamromine5715 Před 11 měsíci +7

    I bet the person who owned the cabin wasn't a fan of the Finn.

  • @Devsgill
    @Devsgill Před 11 měsíci +7

    Bro the guys face in the intro😂

    • @jtgd
      @jtgd Před 11 měsíci

      😃 😵‍💫😬🤡

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 Před 11 měsíci +6

    He needed more energy to outrun the Soviets, and he got it.

  • @huntercripe1940
    @huntercripe1940 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Okay this man has a really really nice voice. Does anyone ever picture someone different when hearing a voice like this?

    • @stealingbacktime590
      @stealingbacktime590 Před 10 měsíci

      He sounds like a young, thin-ish guy with a fake deep voice, like that guy Space Ice (made me fall in love with Nicholas Cage), though he's being an obvious caricature.
      It's an industry thing I guess. It's bled into everything however.
      People think their voice will get stuck on Optimus Prime but they end up with AlphaDestiny.
      • Also, wouldn't a guy on drugs be an unreliable narrator?
      At least give us real pictures.

  • @Skyrimdude1PSN
    @Skyrimdude1PSN Před 11 měsíci +5

    Lol didn't the fat electrician do this a few days ago?

  • @jasonbuck489
    @jasonbuck489 Před 8 měsíci

    This is one of the BEST stories on your channel yet!.... Simply Amazing!....

  • @abrahamzatarain547
    @abrahamzatarain547 Před 11 měsíci +3

    His need for speed was replaced with a need, for speed.

  • @sageg.3663
    @sageg.3663 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Never knew Heisenberg fought in ww2

  • @thisisntmadeinchina
    @thisisntmadeinchina Před 11 měsíci +3

    "The soldier who took all the meth" by Count Dankula, very good video.

  • @Grand-Poggers
    @Grand-Poggers Před 11 měsíci +2

    I’ve been wait for this for so long

  • @marshmallowbudgie
    @marshmallowbudgie Před 25 dny

    1:48 "a vague sense of terror accompanied him--" *literally kicks back in the snow*

  • @owenbrooks4486
    @owenbrooks4486 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Absolute Madlad

  • @asprywrites6327
    @asprywrites6327 Před 11 měsíci +4

    One of the most epic trips I've ever heard in my whole life.

  • @bjoardar
    @bjoardar Před měsícem +1

    As a Swede, I always think that the Swedish conquest of Finland and the following ordeal was akin to a man finding and capturing a wolverine and then deciding to try and forcefully domesticate it. Tried it ... didn't work. Thankfully today, we at least have a good natured rivalry and some mutual love and respect for each other. Sending some of that love and respect to all my eastern neighbors reading this :)

  • @l.40s-87
    @l.40s-87 Před 11 měsíci +17

    I was gonna go to war before I got high.

  • @jacobgracia8603
    @jacobgracia8603 Před 11 měsíci +5

    What if you were going to die but God said:
    "no your a Fin get up"

  • @ericbenito5485
    @ericbenito5485 Před 11 měsíci +7

    When I saw the title I thought instantly of Lauri Thorni. I already respected him, but if him had done this too, I would respect him even more jajajaja

  • @paulturner9542
    @paulturner9542 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This needs to be a 1.5 hour movie. A mix between Crank and Sissu.

  • @user-ju7te6qx2p
    @user-ju7te6qx2p Před 6 měsíci +2

    Kid: Grandpa, how did you survive the war?
    Aimo: I ate all my purveton pills aka winter war M E T H.
    Kid: Your WHAT!?!?

  • @michaelgj23
    @michaelgj23 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Meth doesn’t make you trip. The lack of sleep will make people trip, but he wouldn’t begin tripping immediately.

  • @history9034
    @history9034 Před 11 měsíci +15

    I already knew about this Finnish soldier. There was an article made about him a few years back.

    • @furanduron4926
      @furanduron4926 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Also many big youtubers have talked about his story

  • @Jessestank
    @Jessestank Před 10 měsíci +2

    Ooh yah what did you do in the winter war? "Mostly meth"😂

  • @Risorgimento1861
    @Risorgimento1861 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Finland was and is also the home to a person who experienced the wildest meth trips ever recorded, his name is Aimo Koivunen and His Heart BPM was 200

  • @matthewhoey4386
    @matthewhoey4386 Před 11 měsíci +3

    “Those Who Do Not Learn History Are Doomed To Repeat It.”... I never do meth on an empty stomach.

  • @YourLocalEnglishBloke
    @YourLocalEnglishBloke Před 11 měsíci +3

    This is why you don't over use medication or even drugs

  • @isthattrue1083
    @isthattrue1083 Před 10 měsíci +1

    He didn't have tea. It was just hot water. He didn't have any tea to make.

  • @user-sd2sb9wb1z
    @user-sd2sb9wb1z Před 11 měsíci +3

    Great content

  • @seventhhusaria
    @seventhhusaria Před 11 měsíci +3

    Fear and Loathing in Finland.

  • @dogguy8603
    @dogguy8603 Před 11 měsíci +1

    He had two goals, steal catalytic converters, and troll russians, and catalytic converters haven't been invented yet

  • @XYZ-eo8um
    @XYZ-eo8um Před 11 měsíci +1

    The thumbnail suggested another story of one-man-army, while in fact it was about something that should be made into a movie.

  • @2fwelding842
    @2fwelding842 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Ive always said through meth and spite all things are possible. This man is my spirit animal

  • @matthillman3922
    @matthillman3922 Před 11 měsíci +6

    The Soviets are like WTH

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 Před 11 měsíci +1

      All they saw was a white blur swearing in Finish.

  • @ZayZoot
    @ZayZoot Před 11 měsíci +2

    This here is the most Finnish thing imaginable, a Finnish man so inebriated can barely remember his own name somehow surviving in a frigid hellscape being hunted down by Russians.

  • @levibarns7576
    @levibarns7576 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Dude just burnt someone’s house down and skid away

  • @MCKevin289
    @MCKevin289 Před 11 měsíci +7

    Fun fact, he stole the hubcaps and hood ornaments of every lada he passed

  • @Vixctor13
    @Vixctor13 Před 11 měsíci +3

    You skipped the part that happened right after he stepped on the mine. It happened just outside an abandoned emcampment so he crawled to a building there. When he opened the door he was blown up by a booby trap but still survived.

    • @unkindled6410
      @unkindled6410 Před 11 měsíci +4

      they mentioned it, but disnt animate it though. they said that he was blown with a randon empty sugar bag which idk why they had to mention it.

    • @pekkaporsliini606
      @pekkaporsliini606 Před 10 měsíci

      He waved the sack when he saw the plane, which cought their attention.

  • @manuel.camelo
    @manuel.camelo Před 11 měsíci +2

    Yeah.. you really don't wanna fight a METH FUELED FINN.
    👁️👁️👃👁️👁️

  • @dieseljunky883
    @dieseljunky883 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I cant even take a small hit of weed in the comfort of my home without freaking out. This man mustve been in a hellish state of mind

  • @bossoldsouth7446
    @bossoldsouth7446 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Ok I’m starting to think either Simple History or some of their workers watch The Fat Electrition

    • @Last-Scar-5675
      @Last-Scar-5675 Před 11 měsíci +1

      This is a true story tho

    • @bossoldsouth7446
      @bossoldsouth7446 Před 11 měsíci

      @@Last-Scar-5675 yes and the Fat Electrician made a video about it

  • @sandradace6634
    @sandradace6634 Před 11 měsíci +4

    I don't think anyone will want to beat this anytime soon... If Ever!😅

  • @ramikuvaja
    @ramikuvaja Před 11 měsíci +1

    I just can't believe he could ski so fast with his massive balls dragging the snow

  • @grimtea1715
    @grimtea1715 Před 11 měsíci +2

    "I am speed"
    Lightning McQueen (and Aimo Koivunen I assume)

  • @MR_Yousif
    @MR_Yousif Před 11 měsíci +5

    Weren't most of the German army high while fighting? 😶‍🌫️😂

    • @tiagomonteiro130
      @tiagomonteiro130 Před 11 měsíci

      No they used it on night Operations to stay awake like any other military did the allies also used drugs and every NATO military today uses drugs for the same reasons the Germans did

    • @Yumao420
      @Yumao420 Před 11 měsíci +10

      Not anywhere near this much

    • @MR_Yousif
      @MR_Yousif Před 11 měsíci

      @Yumao yeah bro I was joking 😂
      but sorry for not making it obvious

    • @Yumao420
      @Yumao420 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@MR_Yousif no problem. It's just not so much of a joke if it's just a true statement lol

  • @DereliqueMahBAWLS
    @DereliqueMahBAWLS Před 11 měsíci +3

    Thumbnail shows him shooting a gun and mushrooms, he neither ate mushrooms or used his gun. Misleading much?

  • @technologyhoarder6748
    @technologyhoarder6748 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Hallo simple history loves your content

  • @wattsnottaken1
    @wattsnottaken1 Před 11 měsíci +1

    “SWEDEN!”
    “They’re Norwegian Mac!”
    😉😁😂