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A Black Lady Sketch Show: Gel It Like It Is (Full Sketch) | HBO
"Black Widow should've been played by a black woman or a spider"
"Facts！"😂😂😂
😂😂😂 that what got me
That part
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Read this just as she said this 😂😂😭💀
Scarlet Johansson stay in the wrong roll. 😆
These ladies are straight Beasts when it comes to their acting skills. Bravo to Robin and Gabrielle.
They are full blown Thespians.
Seriously!!!
Yasssssssssssssssssssssss
Honestly. I only knew Gabrielle as Derwin's baby mama and disliked her in that role but this has been a revelation. She is super talented and gorgeous. Well done to ABLSS for using the breath of her talents and giving her the material to showcase it all
@@ayeeshahm9078 thats right she was and was limited in her ability to showcase her talent as a supporting cast.
"No tips for you or my nails" 😂😂😂
I cackled at that!
I was dying! 🤣🤣
I holler'd at that!
My head was spinning tryin to keep up, and that one almost got missed. Hilarious!!
I heard that the first time around, no need to rewind 😂😂😂
bruuuuuhhhhh LMBO 1. this is accurate. 2. why is a top coat $80!!???!! LOL 3. the skill in memorizing this entire sketch though so smooth!!!
These Ladies are just that good.
😂😂😂Imma need somebody to tell me how many separate tangents were gone off on in this sketch 📠
Lol i thought the same about the amount of info to keep in mind lol
They’re so talented I love how this show shows black womens versatility
They need an oscar
This is how it be at the hair salon too, half the time I’m just paying for conversation 😂
FRFR!
That part 😂😂😂
"Half the times I'm just paying for conversation." Not a word of a lie!!!
Right on point!
Are those prices real?
So the point of this is the fact that the nail technician was trying to nickel and dime this girl out of house and home 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Straight outta hustlers!
That’s how they do! You be sitting there and the next thing you know you have an outrageous bill + tip!
That's just outrageous
How many times you be done, and the bill is said, and you have to calculate if rent/mortgage, car note, daycare, health insurance money, is being pushed back to another pay cheque???
“Leave my nails whatevr shape they in now” took me out.
right exactly
I feel like as a “Man” watching this show “A Secret 🤫 Code Has Been Cracked That Let’s Us Spy On Women (I’ve been married 32 years) And My Wife Still Surprises Me.
Your nail bed is thirsty though! 😆😆
Working in a nail salon when your true calling is listing pharmaceutical side effects
Ha!
😂 The accuracy. “Side effects may include yada yada yada whoopity whoop...”
This! 😂
Good thing she was listening because if she wasn't sis would've ended up spending more money than she was suppose to. This is so accurate 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
Simone was listening and she still got got 🤑
Didnt let non of that BS she said go over head lol
@@jayjordan9371
O.Kay 🤷🏽♀️ 💅🏽
Yes. I had to stop midway, put on the captions, and bring it back to the beginning.
Yess😅😅
This is a testament to the conversational skills of Black Women
You aint never lie
Gotta keep up all the time, or you'll miss something. Lol
💯😂🥰
This is a Master Class in timing, pace, articulation, and comedy 🙌
Comedy?
Not to mention nail and hair techs.
Absolutely!
@@arrellehnisrael8229 it’s the theatrical art of making people laugh or provoking happiness through funny anecdotes or scenarios
@@wavidavi539 Thanks. Now where is that in this sketch?
That fast talking had me paying attention like I was in a class paying outta pocket tuition trying to catch every word the professor said. 'A Black Lady Sketch Show' doesn't dissapoint! 🖤🖤🖤😄😄😄🙌
😂😂😂
It wasn't til the end of the sketch when I realized I'd been holding my breath to hear better 😂
Facts!
Girl, I forgot to blink!
Yes!!! Side note, the best grades I ever had was when I had to pay out of pocket tuition. I had As and Bs every semester 😂😂😂
When they used the "Black Widow" joke in the preview ads, this sketch is not what I was expecting. LOL. I love how these ladies think so far outside the box but still draw on completely relatable real life moments.
Maybe it’s in one of the bloopers. In the first Black Lady Courtroom sketch, Robin said 4-5 excuses on why her an Issa were late and each one was funny. They were like multiple takes.
Yes my initials as well they do 🤣🤣🤣
Had the same thought!! So different then what I expected. 🤣🤣
😂😂Gabrielle/Kima: $5 for the wave goodbye
🤣🤣Robin/Simone: I'm good
That was it for me 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was the throwing extra charges in the middle of the conversation for me 😂
yes, that was the point of the sketch
@@jamesliggins891 obvi
She dodged them so well!!!
And she was clapping back to every charge 🤣🤣🤣
They do this in the nail salons where I live, that’s why I’m glad I stop going!
“Girl that’s gout!” Is sending me!
Killed me too!! 😂😂😂
At least she got a medical diagnosis with that outrageous bill.
I was dedddddd
@@Lafemmefutile 🤣🤣🤣
Take your swollen toe on down there and get you a lil sumthin sumthin!! 😂
THE WRITING!!!...
I can't find a GODDESS emojy.
They killing it.
💅🏿
I don’t even know how I was able to keep up but I learned about relationship, Marvel movies and nails in less than 3 minutes lol... They deserve an EMMY AWARD for this.
This clash of the smooth talkers was epic! It was like watching a tennis match. The game is love-love. We can meet our match when we are present and authentic. Absolutely brilliant sketch! 👍👏🙌
You have never heard hot gossip and nails sold in that way....ever!
I know, right!!
@@chcoffman "Thumbs are double!"
"All I'm saying is black widow should have been played by a black Woman or a spider" 😭
🤣🤣🤣
"Facts!"😂😂😂
FACTS
Gabrielle really said “I’m in my bag this season baby” because EVERY EPISODE!!!🔥🔥🔥
Literally EVERY sketch!
Even when the sketch is bad, she’s still brilliant. Skye too!
I didn't know what they said. I just know she was being charge and I felt offended like she was charging me. "Wait! slow down! how much?" 😂
Okayyy🤣
Pro tip: put the captions on. And it being the official HBO YT channel, it'll be like reading the script. 😂
I finally watched the clip at 0.75 speed after trying to follow the convo twice... Then I watched it again at normal speed and all was well with the universe...
girl, that's gout!
That part had me LOL
As a Canadian I must say THANK YOU for including closed captions because I could not keep up with the speed and swerves in this conversation.
As a French West-indian girl, I feel you 😆 how do they speak so faaaaaast? 😳😂
@@Triciaevy French Cameroonian here and had to put speed 0.75 and watch twice to follow. They are great actresses. I loved it❤
I watched till the end before I saw your comment
Oh good Lord! I thought it was just me cause I am not a native speaker! Lol
As an aussie I had to watch it twice.😂
This entire show is pure genius. Like the writing, to the acting to the set design and costumes??? 10000/10
That purple was sooo beautiful. Flawless eye makeup, thats her color she owned it
And the EDITING 🔥🔥
Yall need to do one for hair too! These hairstylist be charging extra on top of extra like parking, reservation fee, cancellation fee, bringing your own hair for some discounts, shampoo, conditioning, scalp massage, conversations about random topics, and by the time they're finished with your new cheap hair extensions, baby you're charged $575! LMAOL I cussed out all three IG hairstylist for trying to play me and my money. LMAOL
I stopped tipping...they've got theirs already!
All they need is a Busta Rhymes or Twista Beat. Remix? This is bomb.
Omg FACTS!
lol twista was my first thought!! like who wrote this??!!😂😂😂
I love this idea!
There are no lies told !!!!!!!! they try to sit there and give you a good conversation and throw in prices in the middle of it like you not supposed to Catch it lol it was crazy you’re so into the conversation sometimes they reel you in five dollars per rhinestone is the main one 😂 🤣
Simone was keeping track and she still Got Got 🤑
$10 per rhinestone. 😂
"Leave my nails in whatever shape they in now" Ikdr lmbo
😂😂 $10.square, $8 coffin...each. ☠
Gabrielle Dennis is such a great actress man. She kills every role she is put in
I agree. She should be in more shows. She's BRILLIANT.
Had to watch 4 times: Once for the client, once for the nail tech, once to put both together and once for good measure!
Next season Ima need to see countess Vaughn
Oh mah gawd, yes!!!!
She would be perfect!
And Keke Palmer
yes please
Countess would be great. She is naturally funny. And Black Lady Sketch did that 227 sketch last season & Countess was on that show as a child.
No tips for you, or my nails 💅
🤭
This sketch is so dense with funny material. “Take your swollen toe on down there and get you some somethin’ somethin” 😂
I am Latina and understood every single word 😂. I guess my ears are very used to fast talking. I wonder how many takes it took to get this and if some of it was improvised? I would be cracking up all the time
Me too
I'm from NOLA, we talk fast too so I understand just fine
Im a french speaker , i'd be lost without the subtitles and the fact that i regularly visit beauty saloons.
This was hard to follow sometimes 🤣🤣 $80 just to file the nails!? She hijacking those prices 😭
Other people were saying they put closed captioning on or changed the speed to 0.75.
“$5 for the wave goodbye”PLSSSSSS
Get those coins by any means necessary 😂 !
The clap backs were on point in between gossip “what you not gonna do is charge me extra!”.😂😂😂😂
Man this is how buying smartphones in the 2000s were . Hidden fees all in the $400 price tag.
That $80 to file her nails tho! Thats $8 per finger!
And she wanted to charge $300! I'm dead
For two minutes of work
My mind is blown. These actors are on a whole other level 👑👑👑
Passive-agressive manicure 😂😂
Not it’s $5 for the wave goodbye 😂😂😂
We need as many seasons of this show that these ladies wanna give us! HBO yall better keep them funded and well fed they are BRILLIANT!!
THEY WERE RENEWED FOR SEASON 3😁
“No tips for you or my nails” 😂😂😂
That's the part where I lost it!!! 😂😂😂
I didn’t even catch it. Lol. 😂
Brilliant! This is the new "Who's on first?" haha! 😆
Exactly why I get the kiss press on nails and be good
But do the press ons give you all the juicy gossip though? Lol
@@Lafemmefutile I am good I like free gossip 😆
“Don’t have me 👀in’ around for you like you Waldo.” 😂😂😂
Girl I felt like I was getting charged hundreds just for watching
Thank god for closed captioning.😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
“No tips for you or my nails”..... priceless
Oh, I need this show to just be!!! No apologies!!! Keep it coming!!!
Only these 2 actresses couldve pullef this skit off, he- he larious!!!
Yes this is so true!!! Getting nails & toes done can be pricey depending on what city you're in!! Since COVID-19 I'm doing it all myself!! Safe & Saving 💰 Money🤗👏
"Girl, that's gout..."🤣🤣🤣
Kima "Dem Ninjas is as thirsty as your nail bed" 🤣🤣
Robin "Leave my nails in wutevr shape they in". 🤣
So I did the math and if Simone got the soak with at least three pumps, a basic square, a tip per finger, a single squiggle per nail, a single rhinestone per nail, and of course ombré nails (assuming each finger only needs five strokes for the gradient) AND a topcoat that comes out to
*checks notes*
$959
Gonna need a down payment on them nails 😂
And that will last for barely 2 weeks!
Hilarious! 😂
“Girl that’s gout” 😂😂
“No tips for you or my nails” 😂😂😂Omg I just got my nails done today & I swear they was tryna do me just like this 😂😂😂🤦🏾♀️
$5.00 for the wave good bye though 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is a skill how the had to interchange convos like that the entire sketch! They need a comedy equivalent of the Oscars!!
Black excellence at its finest! This show defines the very essence of Black Women. BRAVO!
Ggiirrllll BET dropped this show!!!
I wonder how many takes they had to do to complete this scene. Amazing.
"Girl, that's gout"😂😂😂
Omg that was brilliant. Even as a South African, I could 100% relate.
Brilliant ladies. We’re not worthy of your talent!
Can you imagine memorizing this dialogue?
ok, i change my mind. This is the best skit this season.
Holyyy my head be spinning still 🥴
But can I award these ladies for their dual-conversation skills? Top notch memory for this sketch, I prob couldn’t get past first minute if I tried.
This is some TOPclass acting!!!
How did they manage to memorize the script??!?!?!?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard until I had tears! You ladies are so phenomenal! ❤❤❤
"...No tips for you, OR my nails." 😅 I 💖yall so much!
“Yada yada yada, whoopty whoop” “blazedy blah” “quiet as it’s kept” this skit had me rolling 😂😂😂
You guys have no idea the views you're pulling. The talent is outstanding every time !!! 👏
Had to turn on the captions for this one💀
thought i was the only one!!!!
I turned the playback speed down to 0.75 so my ears could actually register what they were saying lol
@@Anessa64222 Me too😅
They sound like those disclaimers that come after an ad that is read to you at warp speed lol...
@@ivorenesmith9003 totally
AHAHAHAHAHAH omgggg!! Talk about running those LIIIINESSS!!! so talented! 😂☠😂
Y’all spoke the tiny hidden font in contracts at full volume and full speed. Immaculate.
This was A Classic, The Wave 👋 goodbye is $5.00 Nah I’m Good
"I looked his pet owl in the eyes and said, "Who do you think you're talking to?"
I love it!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Lotion fee $3.00 per pump!" 😂😂😂😂😂
My toes swell
Girl that's GOUT
"No tips for you or my nails..." lol. So many gems...
This was like Ciara singing her never ending verse in "Like You" so impressive.
😂😂😂😂😂
They spoke so fast, I was overwhelmed by it. 😂
Same, I had to watch twice. I was like "wait what's happening"
Talented sisters. The conversation was intelligent, funny, and ghetto-fabulous all at the same same time.
Anyone else notice how the prices kept getting higher the more they talked? 😂 It started at $1 dollar & went up to $80 dollars.
So I need them to combine "gel it like it is" and "wigzard of oz" into one beauty shop sketch. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am not exaggerating when I say this show is EVERYTHING! 😂😂😂😂
I literally had to take the play back speed all the way down, put on the subtitles and watch 3x over before it all sunk in. I can't imagine the skill set it takes to memorize this and act it out so flawlessly. Amazing talent.
This was BRILLIANT
This show is simply brilliant. I hope they get green-lit for like 10 more seasons, cos I’m watching!!!
Them calling the marvel movies cinematic is hilarious on a whole nother level.
I have to listen closely because they always deliver their lines so dang fast 😭😂
I had to watch this four times before my masculine brain could pick up on the dialogue.
🤣
I am African living in the US and my first language is French. I had to listen twice on speed 0.75 with English subtitles to follow the dialogue. They are really good and really accurate!
Yeah, womanspeak is always a tough translation, like listening to the adults on a Charlie Brown cartoon
😂😂😂😂
To your defense, it was a wall street stock exchange speed of a dialogue. When you want to hear all the gossip but there are obstacles 😂 watch out for the added charges.
So this is what art is. Negotiation or conversation? Love the acceptance. The difference between them talking and holding your breath underwater? At least when underwater you can come up for air. Just sayin'.
Hats OFF 👍to the script writing & even more Hats off on delivery 👍👍...would love to see the bloopers on this one 😅🤣😂😅😆
She really just had an $80 conversation. 😂
" I just go by flexetarian because I'm flexible with my choices." First of all...I'm using that! Second of all, this is hands down one of my favorite episodes. This is black lady excellence serving bar after bar after bar of comedic genius. Roses for all you beautiful Queens!
"No tips for you or my nails."🤣🤣🤣
I missed soo much of the actual conversation the first time and English is my first language! LOL.. But that background convo by itself is properly hilarious 🤣
S/o to the captions and the 0.75x speed
SKILLS AND TALENT AND GORGEOUS BLACK LADIES!!!
Gabrielle can take my life❤❤❤ Love a brilliantly funny woman that can make me laugh and forget about my worries