I will fight you on this, that furry can clearly bend and articulate those hands however they want. Just because their nickname is centered around their fighting style doesn't mean their bedroom style is also weakened.
In form, spitting, top of his game, straight fire, unstoppable, impeccable, well-rested, nimble and precise, in-his-lane moisturized focused flourishing
Honestly, I feel like they missed a flavor chance with Bright-Palms here. I don’t know what, but doubling +1/+1 counters doesn’t seem right for a commander that has soul fists and enlightenment vibes
I want to see my jolly encyclopedist featured too! It boils down to us Simic players gaslighting the opponents by saying "look, I must play anti-tribal! What a fun and fair restriction". And if Volo survives on the board for one turn - it is war crimes time again.
I ran this as a clone commander and i am now forever team back up, that shit scales so good. Doubling becomes quadrupling becomes octupling real quick with rionya and a haste enabler
Yeah, swinging for 24 commander damage that can't be chump blocked on turn 3 is definitely awesome, (and something you only get away with once before your pod makes you eat your deck)
MY GIRL BRIGHT PALM! I've been waiting for this! She is definitely my favorite commander. Very cool card that can swing for 11 suddenly even in her precon. Also the pretty fox lady can unquestionably get it. Souls ain't the only thing getting awakened!
Agreed. Wish she had more lore tbh, the background they gave her sounded awesome and I was really sad we didn't get to see it elaborated on like other precon commanders get
No joke, i originally only bought the precon for the sliver tokens, but after a massive rework, she's become one of my favorite decks to run. Through a combination of battles and hideaway nonsense, the deck is all about getting BIG to win Wild Prizes.
This is not even the most busted commander in its own precon. That’s Shalai and Hallar. Straight Macgyver . Can go infinite with a pencil and a rubber duck.
Despite buying this card's whole precon (the planechase got to me) I don't think I have ever actually played it. Slotted in Shalai and Hallar instead and never looked back. This should be fun.
That Backup ability almost got me for my Marchesa deck, but in the end it didn't win me over. And speaking of her. . . Marchesa, The Black Rose is the best employee poacher there is. She just straight one ups any health care plans from the competition with her "Die and Come Back as Good as New to Continue Work the Next Day". All perfectly legal and humane, of course~
As a Bright-Palm player I'm happy my girl finally got some mockery love. Just remember, she can give the counter to HERSELF and easily kill people with Commander damage. She is a beast in 1v1s and can definitely hold her own in 4 player pods.
Hey man I laughed liked then clicked away but some time later I remembered that people don't get the support and appreciation that they deserve at all so I just wanted to say I love your content and somehow your jokes continue to be fresh and really funny! Keep it up and I hope you reach the place in life you want to
Goddamn this was an inspired roast. 10/10 maybe the best you've made so far. Though I don't think anything will top the individual line "I would crawl through broken glass for a sniff" Also goreclaw, terror roast. 🅱️lease.
Woohoo! My favorite commander, (also my first commander, but...) +1/+1 is so over supported, that just about any opening hand that includes rogue's passage, and krenko tin street kingpin will have you full swinging for thousands in damages divided among your army of 400 goblins by turn 4, because it doesn't matter what else you draw when every single card in the deck is either ramp, protection, or a counter/damage/token doubler. I have actually had games where the final swing ended up dealing over 20,000 unblockable damage I know that there are a lot of ways to deal with a brightpalm deck, and it isn't necessarily all that powerful, but man does it make number go big fast, and in the end, that's all that really matters isn't it?
Ever tried forgotten ancient with shalai and hallar? Moving counters from forgotten ancient counts as placing counters on something which Shalai and Hallar really likes
@@Belvayne yeah, along with other counter movers, it was a fun playstyle, but unfortunately, in my experience at least, shalai and hallar strategies struggle because they require s&h to be alive when you add counters, where with brightpalm, I can just drop her, enjoy my counters, and let her die if need be
@@_underscore_9271 Yeah, plus, at least in my opinion, Bright Palm feels more fun to play with. You have to think about what creatures to attack with, where her backup and doubling should go, while S&H can just passively sit in the back row or swing in untroubled in the air.
@@bene5785 In addition, S+H can give a nasty infinite damage combo with The Red Terror (which gives itself +1/+1 counters when a red source deals damage) so I see it as the toxic commander of the 2. BP just seems more fun overall
Didn’t know it was a precon so I bought all the cards for this deck. It’s backup tribal and I have cards in there that let me fling my big creatures at other people. Truly a fun time
Bright-Palm is okay. What people should be worried are some of the support cards he came with. Conclave Sledge Captain comes in with three instances of backup 1 you can give to three different targets or just one big buff dork. It gets trample, three +1/+1 counters, and an effect that says it gets that it gets as much more counters on it for the damage it causes to a player. If those counters are applied to anyone else but Conclave Sledge Captain, they get triple that ability, too. That means if you deal 3 damage from recipient of all 3 backups, you get 9 counters on that boi. You know who else is in that precon? Death-Greeter's Champion. Dude got Dash, backup 1, doublestrike. Make it Conclave Sledge Captain's progeny and you get a double swing. Better yet, apply both backups to a different creature and it's good game. The only thing stopping this from happening is the fact that they're all expensive to cast. But here's the kicked. They have Hamza. Dude can discount 1 generic from any creature's casting cost, including himself, for every creature on the field with +1/+1 counter in it. Drop that boy down and everyone's like 1 or 2 drop. My circle got me to pick up my Marath deck again because that one I made with group hug. Btw, I used Bright Palm once in the 99 of my Marath. That also came with Kalonian Hydra and haste. nobody sees the naya commander damage until it's too late and it's time to calculate damage.
Ok, this was one of my favorite builds and she slaps like nobody's business (heh). You'd figure he'd mention the red shenanigans' of creating a copy to backup bright palm with a different bright palm that zaps itself due to legendary rule.
I've been having a blast with my new favorite commander who is incredibly fair. Inferno of the Star Mounts. I like to call it my "build a bomb" deck as it is similar to Ashling the Pilgrim but funnier.
Nahiri's Resolve, a card so purpose built to break Back up that its just a picture of an explosion, being in color and rampable thanks to the added green just makes this go from awful to apocalypse
People underestimate conclave sledge captain. It has backup 1 three times. That means it can give trample “gets counters equal to damage done” three times. And my favorite way to use it is all on one creature so it gets 3/3, trample, and counters equal to triple damage. It’s hilarious.
I'm surprised you didn't mention things that double the triggers so that's all happening 4 or 5 times a turn. (like panharmonicon, harmonic prodigy, or mirror shield hoplite)
Didn't know this existed. Now very *very* tempted to swap out Halana and Alena, Partners as commander and add some white bouncing to my red-green creature slurry.
Yay! Plus one plus onecounter commanders Teo days in a row! Do Shalai and Hallar next. No particular reason. It's just a flying 3/3 for four mana. Nothing strong about that.
I have a serious problem. The first thought I had when you started talking about this card was literally: "This would make an excellent card for a Sliver Deck." Second thought was to make a Hydra/Dragon deck with this card. Third: Corpsjack Menace would make for a beautiful combo card.
I will fight you on this, that furry can clearly bend and articulate those hands however they want. Just because their nickname is centered around their fighting style doesn't mean their bedroom style is also weakened.
The Might Guy pfp is selling me on this so well
And besides, she's HAWT!
@maldhound I mean if anyone would know about throwing hands..
Thanks Guy-sensei
@@maldhoundit’s probably more the pic of might guy directly next to the words “I’ll fight you on this” rather than the argument tbh
In form, spitting, top of his game, straight fire, unstoppable, impeccable, well-rested, nimble and precise, in-his-lane moisturized focused flourishing
I had a small glitch of dyslexia and read moisturized as "circumcised"
are these keywords I can steal?
Zetalpa?
@@Keyw this is the card text for new unreleased alphabet soup dinosaur
A good description of Bright-Palm, but what about this CZcamsr, BaldDog or whatever ?
Honestly, I feel like they missed a flavor chance with Bright-Palms here. I don’t know what, but doubling +1/+1 counters doesn’t seem right for a commander that has soul fists and enlightenment vibes
Can't lie I agree, love the Backup precon but Shalai and Hallar are just better to run with
I also agree
I concur
The multiple hands symbolize the +1/+1 counters. And by the time you're done something has reached Nirvana and is alot to thousand fists your ass
@@Chamber37I feel the same way about the convoke precon. Traft and Rem are amazing and unique, so why is Kasla, the most card ever, on the box?
Doubling ETB's is also really fun with backup effects. Let's double the counters, double the backups and double the suffering of our opponents
wait but backup isn't a counter right?
@@tepamibackup puts a +1/+1 counter on a target creature on etb
Also double the combats. I see that red mana symbol up there.
And there are also cards that specifically double backup counters
I bet you could make a shaman deck with this and Roaming Throne and do something crazy.
I'll never surrender in my quest to get my commander roasted. Tell me exactly what is wrong with Volo, Guide to Monsters.
As a fellow Volo player I hope the answer is mutate, clones, or both.
The man steals eyes and knows nothing, that's what's wrong with him
Everything
I want to see my jolly encyclopedist featured too! It boils down to us Simic players gaslighting the opponents by saying "look, I must play anti-tribal! What a fun and fair restriction". And if Volo survives on the board for one turn - it is war crimes time again.
well actually nothing, he is a pretty chill guy.
I ran this as a clone commander and i am now forever team back up, that shit scales so good. Doubling becomes quadrupling becomes octupling real quick with rionya and a haste enabler
Yeah, swinging for 24 commander damage that can't be chump blocked on turn 3 is definitely awesome, (and something you only get away with once before your pod makes you eat your deck)
MY GIRL BRIGHT PALM! I've been waiting for this! She is definitely my favorite commander. Very cool card that can swing for 11 suddenly even in her precon.
Also the pretty fox lady can unquestionably get it. Souls ain't the only thing getting awakened!
So we just openly admit to bestiality now? Ew
@@pascalsimioli6777 Its Furry, Slightly more Socially Acceptable, and also makes mad cash somehow.
Agreed. Wish she had more lore tbh, the background they gave her sounded awesome and I was really sad we didn't get to see it elaborated on like other precon commanders get
@@pascalsimioli6777 What in the world? How did you get that from my comment?
@@pascalsimioli6777 bad bait
Attempt 2 at asking for your local biblical plague, the Locust God
No joke, i originally only bought the precon for the sliver tokens, but after a massive rework, she's become one of my favorite decks to run. Through a combination of battles and hideaway nonsense, the deck is all about getting BIG to win Wild Prizes.
I'm reeling in sympathetic pain from that ending, holy crap.
I think Maldhound is malding because a Birds of Paradise suddenly grew massive muscles and smushed him.
This is not even the most busted commander in its own precon. That’s Shalai and Hallar. Straight Macgyver . Can go infinite with a pencil and a rubber duck.
you have to actively try not to go infinite, and even then you might just do it on accident
"They wanna get letters involved"
Green learns Algebra
Despite buying this card's whole precon (the planechase got to me) I don't think I have ever actually played it. Slotted in Shalai and Hallar instead and never looked back. This should be fun.
Bright-palm is fun but he got a bit repetitive for me so I tend to use Shalai and Hallar as well
Most people do apparently
That Backup ability almost got me for my Marchesa deck, but in the end it didn't win me over.
And speaking of her. . .
Marchesa, The Black Rose is the best employee poacher there is.
She just straight one ups any health care plans from the competition with her "Die and Come Back as Good as New to Continue Work the Next Day".
All perfectly legal and humane, of course~
Hook it up with a hydraulic press had me dying
Bright-Palm understudy was a banger line. Kelsien the Plague, please funny man.
My sincere reaction this whole video was just "hoo lordy"
As a Bright-Palm player I'm happy my girl finally got some mockery love. Just remember, she can give the counter to HERSELF and easily kill people with Commander damage. She is a beast in 1v1s and can definitely hold her own in 4 player pods.
Even worse with Conclave Sledge-Captian and haste. Granted you'd need 10 mana but you'd get a 12/11
@@FishSnackems The highest I've ever gotten her was 324 power. She was bounced to hand within a turn cycle
@@Allodan678 I've managed to get her to 500k, about to breech multi-millions. The perks of playing against low power lol
Hey man I laughed liked then clicked away but some time later I remembered that people don't get the support and appreciation that they deserve at all so I just wanted to say I love your content and somehow your jokes continue to be fresh and really funny!
Keep it up and I hope you reach the place in life you want to
You good sir are a national treasure
Honestly, this might be my favorite roast you've done of any MtG card to date.
Hairy palms lives matter, get in on this furry train.
Not only white, but red too for extra combats. Quad counters for the win!
Goddamn this was an inspired roast. 10/10 maybe the best you've made so far. Though I don't think anything will top the individual line "I would crawl through broken glass for a sniff"
Also goreclaw, terror roast. 🅱️lease.
Hilarious as always! Would love a roast of one of my favorite mono red legends Valduk, Keeper of the Flame
Thanking maldhound for making my favorite mtg content on the internet.
Also what are your thoughts on kadena, the morph commander?
Marath enjoys this new offering. Thank you.
Congradulations Mald, i now need to remake this card as Might Guy
Woohoo! My favorite commander, (also my first commander, but...)
+1/+1 is so over supported, that just about any opening hand that includes rogue's passage, and krenko tin street kingpin will have you full swinging for thousands in damages divided among your army of 400 goblins by turn 4, because it doesn't matter what else you draw when every single card in the deck is either ramp, protection, or a counter/damage/token doubler.
I have actually had games where the final swing ended up dealing over 20,000 unblockable damage
I know that there are a lot of ways to deal with a brightpalm deck, and it isn't necessarily all that powerful, but man does it make number go big fast, and in the end, that's all that really matters isn't it?
Ever tried forgotten ancient with shalai and hallar?
Moving counters from forgotten ancient counts as placing counters on something which Shalai and Hallar really likes
@@Belvayne yeah, along with other counter movers, it was a fun playstyle, but unfortunately, in my experience at least, shalai and hallar strategies struggle because they require s&h to be alive when you add counters,
where with brightpalm, I can just drop her, enjoy my counters, and let her die if need be
@@_underscore_9271 Yeah, plus, at least in my opinion, Bright Palm feels more fun to play with. You have to think about what creatures to attack with, where her backup and doubling should go, while S&H can just passively sit in the back row or swing in untroubled in the air.
@@bene5785
In addition, S+H can give a nasty infinite damage combo with The Red Terror (which gives itself +1/+1 counters when a red source deals damage) so I see it as the toxic commander of the 2. BP just seems more fun overall
Damn, I was just about to make a crack about "look at all those hands, of course Bright-Palm can get it". Good thing I watched to the end
Your videos make my day
My favorite mono green deck is Radagast. I think it’s pretty fair compared to other green BS. Plus the unique creature types is fun.
This video doubled my mana and gave it to the next walking ballista
my first magic deck and love being represented
Didn’t know it was a precon so I bought all the cards for this deck. It’s backup tribal and I have cards in there that let me fling my big creatures at other people. Truly a fun time
Dammit I was hoping this would go unnoticed lol. This is my main EDH deck except Shalai and Hallar is my commanders
Bright-Palm is okay. What people should be worried are some of the support cards he came with. Conclave Sledge Captain comes in with three instances of backup 1 you can give to three different targets or just one big buff dork.
It gets trample, three +1/+1 counters, and an effect that says it gets that it gets as much more counters on it for the damage it causes to a player. If those counters are applied to anyone else but Conclave Sledge Captain, they get triple that ability, too. That means if you deal 3 damage from recipient of all 3 backups, you get 9 counters on that boi.
You know who else is in that precon? Death-Greeter's Champion. Dude got Dash, backup 1, doublestrike. Make it Conclave Sledge Captain's progeny and you get a double swing. Better yet, apply both backups to a different creature and it's good game.
The only thing stopping this from happening is the fact that they're all expensive to cast. But here's the kicked. They have Hamza. Dude can discount 1 generic from any creature's casting cost, including himself, for every creature on the field with +1/+1 counter in it. Drop that boy down and everyone's like 1 or 2 drop. My circle got me to pick up my Marath deck again because that one I made with group hug.
Btw, I used Bright Palm once in the 99 of my Marath. That also came with Kalonian Hydra and haste. nobody sees the naya commander damage until it's too late and it's time to calculate damage.
Ok, this was one of my favorite builds and she slaps like nobody's business (heh).
You'd figure he'd mention the red shenanigans' of creating a copy to backup bright palm with a different bright palm that zaps itself due to legendary rule.
I actually like this commander she is a lot of fun if you aren't just playing a random pile. This video was great
Yeeess, more red green white counter creation, Shalai and Hallar will be pleased at this
This video sold me the commander. This is gonna be my next deck.
adding this to my K&T group hug to boost up other player's counters
The entire video I was waiting for the "this has access to white" for blink 🤣
I love watching these. You got anything against Urza, Lord Protector? He cant be that bad. Just some free stuff
I've been having a blast with my new favorite commander who is incredibly fair. Inferno of the Star Mounts. I like to call it my "build a bomb" deck as it is similar to Ashling the Pilgrim but funnier.
Would love a video on Rith, Liberated Primeval.
Nahiri's Resolve, a card so purpose built to break Back up that its just a picture of an explosion, being in color and rampable thanks to the added green just makes this go from awful to apocalypse
Obligatory "Agrus Kos, Eternal Soldier" would give this backup ability to all of your creatures btw lmaoooo
Bright palm and harmonic prodigy love each other
Maidhound is sleeping on the palm job 😊
People underestimate conclave sledge captain. It has backup 1 three times. That means it can give trample “gets counters equal to damage done” three times. And my favorite way to use it is all on one creature so it gets 3/3, trample, and counters equal to triple damage. It’s hilarious.
Endric Sahir thrall master breeder sir
And thank your for your content
Having recently rebuilt this deck, I do love dealing over 100 commander damage
While we're on +1/+1 strategies, Runadi, his first ability is practically a maths exam problem.
Day I've already forgotten of asking for the best wooden boy Reaper King
I'm surprised you didn't mention things that double the triggers so that's all happening 4 or 5 times a turn. (like panharmonicon, harmonic prodigy, or mirror shield hoplite)
Once again:
10/10, no notes
Roast on, king
What/Whomst do I need to sacrifice for some hatin' on my Edgar Markov - absolutely love this series btw
I too would like to see the funny man sass grandpa
I want to see him roast Dakkon Blackblade. Such an innocuous card with such a simple text box but an absolute workhorse in the right deck
I would like to request a review of Mayael, the Anima - my first and favorite commander!
Look, I dont even play Magic, I just like your videos, but if I did I definitely might be swung over to green by this, they can awaken me anyday.
Yeah, Bright-Paws is bad, but have you seen Shalai and Hallar?? (Mr. Mald please do Shalai and Hallar I beg of thee 🙏)
Let's get Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer with that morph!!!
Hey this one was pretty funny. Now do Circu Dimir Lobotomist. Please?
Has the Mald done Atraxa, Grand Unifier? It seems ripe for the roasting.
Either Nashi would be nice to see Moon's Scion or Moon's Legacy.
Could you do Jorn God of Winter for this Holiday Season?
Felt that calculus statement
This one really feels personal lol
Another day, another request for Xantcha, Sleeper Agent
I'm on my hands and knees Mald, I'm begging and praying and shiddin and farding. Give me Tovolar, Dire Overlord.
Didn't know this existed. Now very *very* tempted to swap out Halana and Alena, Partners as commander and add some white bouncing to my red-green creature slurry.
I hope that you can give your opinion on Jinnie Fay and her token tricks
Had the pleasure of using Bright-Palm in a pod that made me the Archenemy. And I won 😂.
"Go hook it up with a hydraulic press..."
Sir, there are people who would be into that as their final act
Okay but now that you mention hydrolic presses, like ya know
Day....uh....6? Waiting for the roast of Sen Triplets
00:42 i already knew that 1, hooray therapy :)
also backup ability is poop
Still waiting on Karador. Mah boi WILL get his roasting in time.
I literally named my Bright Palm deck "The Power of Friendship."
Yay! Plus one plus onecounter commanders Teo days in a row!
Do Shalai and Hallar next. No particular reason. It's just a flying 3/3 for four mana. Nothing strong about that.
I fully believe Charix the Raging Isle will come next
I have a serious problem. The first thought I had when you started talking about this card was literally: "This would make an excellent card for a Sliver Deck."
Second thought was to make a Hydra/Dragon deck with this card.
Third: Corpsjack Menace would make for a beautiful combo card.
From what others have said, the precon had Sliver tokens so it was totally sliver nonsense
Lmao man this one was hilarious
I mean he do be lookin fine tho
Could you please do Urtet, Remnant of Memnarch?
Smeagol, Helpful Guide, I am crying and screaming and shitting, please give my gross boy some love
Suggestion: Wasitora, the Nekoru Queen
that with gyre sage is dummy thicc
Can't wait for the GU Return to Strixhaven commander who asks us to integrate an exponential function just to find out how big the Fractal tokens are.
With those palms? It'd be like watching a Ghostbusters ghost trying to start a primitive fire with your junk.
Can you do Narci, Fable Singer, please?
Humbly asking for Satoru Umezawa. He's the only deck I've made that doesn't involve green and I love him.
Ya, red also gives this extra attacks, so agree completely green is getting lazy
We should get a video with Saskia 😘
Are there any good back up creatures for a "Toolbox" deck?
Could you do my best boi, Ruric Thar, THE UNBOWED!!!?
Would love it if you did!
The problem comes in with that white white and green have quite a few “ if this gets counters then every other creature gets counters
Panharmacon also makes backup broken by triggering it again