Technoblade and Philza rare moments that are funny and wholesome

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 31. 05. 2021
  • Technoblade and Philza rare moments that are funny and wholesome Dream SMP
    SUBSCRIBE & HIT NOTIFICATION BELL
    Technoblade:
    / technothepig
    Philza:
    / philza
    Contact Email nissubrawlstars@gmail.com
    👉 More Related Videos to Enjoy:
    🔥 My Favorite TECHNOBLADE moments that keep me awake at night:
    • My Favorite TECHNOBLAD...
    🔥 tommyinnit moments you will regret not watching:
    • tommyinnit moments you...
    🔥 Tubbo, Karl Jacobs And Tommyinnit Funny Moments For 8 Minutes Straight! | dream smp:
    • Video
    🔥 TUBBO MOMENTS that made me traumatized and scared
    • TUBBO MOMENTS that mad...
    #technoblade #dreamsmp #minecraft
  • Hry

Komentáře • 520

  • @NISSUMINECRAFT
    @NISSUMINECRAFT  Před 3 lety +776

    Who do you like the most on Dream SMP? :)

  • @williamvan2065
    @williamvan2065 Před 3 lety +4147

    I love how Phil tried to save techno by shooting the anvil mid air

  • @lumosmaxima2709
    @lumosmaxima2709 Před 3 lety +2550

    Techno swearing feels normal even tho he doesnt usually do it on his streams. Like how we know what he looks like at the same time dont.

    • @kunilsen2519
      @kunilsen2519 Před 3 lety +82

      I didnt even notice him swearing lol

    • @lumosmaxima2709
      @lumosmaxima2709 Před 3 lety +94

      @@kunilsen2519 yep same. I just saw someone from phil's chat mention it. And i had to go back twice to catch it.

    • @ileft4176
      @ileft4176 Před 3 lety +19

      I remember him swearing in old 2018 streams on accident (like a 3% chance then) and im still thrown off

    • @moss.notpanic
      @moss.notpanic Před 2 lety +2

      wait time stamp?

    • @lumosmaxima2709
      @lumosmaxima2709 Před 2 lety +9

      @@moss.notpanic 3:50 "oh shit"

  • @blxckcryztal
    @blxckcryztal Před 3 lety +1054

    Baby zombie: exists
    Techno: *PHILLL LOOK OUTTTTTT NOOOOOOO*

  • @meowgic7418
    @meowgic7418 Před 3 lety +997

    Techno meowing back at the cat with his dead inside monotone voice made my day.

  • @scubaellie9561
    @scubaellie9561 Před 3 lety +1690

    philza: * turns around * ahh pff omg techno.....techno turn around
    dream: -_-
    techno: * turns around * * flinched *
    dream: -_-

  • @truthseeker2169
    @truthseeker2169 Před 3 lety +554

    Technoblade is the most natural person to even swear like why are you even get surprised- This man has said some gore things worse than that little swear lmao.

    • @l_2745
      @l_2745 Před 2 lety +36

      You would kind of expect it from someone with a sword called orphan obliterator

  • @thatlonelydude8636
    @thatlonelydude8636 Před 3 lety +606

    3:52 why does that sounds so satisfying

  • @doryyyyyy
    @doryyyyyy Před 3 lety +1028

    Techno now having over 800k viewers:
    WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW PHIL WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW???

    • @myles5676
      @myles5676 Před 3 lety +26

      800k views is his max i think

    • @Luc_fer
      @Luc_fer Před 3 lety +61

      @@myles5676 850k (: Doomsday was awesome.

    • @doryyyyyy
      @doryyyyyy Před 3 lety +2

      Fixed itttt

    • @flintychan5182
      @flintychan5182 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Luc_fer it was 876k

    • @houdini9739
      @houdini9739 Před 3 lety +15

      @@Luc_fer I can’t wait to see what his peak viewership would be on his next big lore stream, considering how much his fanbase has grown.

  • @williamwenberg7846
    @williamwenberg7846 Před 3 lety +2839

    Hearing technoblade swear is like seeing a puppy being kicked it just hurts

    • @Loggenout
      @Loggenout Před 3 lety +74

      NO its just so fun its like seeibg bbh cry i laughed so hhaaar LMAO

    • @One-eo5lj
      @One-eo5lj Před 3 lety +60

      not really it's natural

    • @Animallover24678
      @Animallover24678 Před 3 lety +92

      @@Loggenout what

    • @Animallover24678
      @Animallover24678 Před 3 lety +204

      Nah hearing techno swear is like hearing a leaf crunch when you step on it. It's satisfying

    • @Loggenout
      @Loggenout Před 3 lety +5

      @@Animallover24678 i love hearing bbh cry but not scream crying mire like whens his fish died

  • @yacket
    @yacket Před 3 lety +489

    2:07 Aaaand that is how Philza became known as the Angel of Death.

  • @StrabbyStrabby
    @StrabbyStrabby Před 3 lety +355

    This is the second semi-recent clip of Techno swearing that I've found, and I just wonder what else we all have missed lol. It's not like so shocking that he swears that we notice it instantly.
    I've watched Wilbur's rat cage experiment thing with Techno over 20 times now, it has to be, I love that video. And only after like 5 months did I realize that he curses in it.

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies Před 3 lety

      when LMAO

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies Před 3 lety

      /nm

    • @StrabbyStrabby
      @StrabbyStrabby Před 3 lety +6

      @@beesbrownies
      There's a few other timestamps in the comments of this video for this one, but in Wilbur's video, it was around 3 minutes I believe? I just know he says 'apprentice rat'

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies Před 3 lety

      @@StrabbyStrabby ty

    • @marianaleaver8999
      @marianaleaver8999 Před 2 lety

      REALLY WHERE

  • @Boxygirl96
    @Boxygirl96 Před rokem +30

    5:08 I love the way techno spots them in his peripherals, starts to turn, then thinks better of it and looks straight ahead again so he can do the spooky slow turn instead

  • @taylorcapone2908
    @taylorcapone2908 Před 3 lety +155

    Ok when Techno said sh*t it sounded SO natural. Like what?

    • @NoteCrypticon
      @NoteCrypticon Před 2 lety

      He swears all the time off stream and shit

  • @theoneaboveall8427
    @theoneaboveall8427 Před 3 lety +67

    7:13 The sync with the music was epic

  • @alexconners7378
    @alexconners7378 Před rokem +14

    3:08 you can see how much phil absolutely does not believe that techno is actually giving up on being violent. he looks like he’s trying his hardest to not laugh

  • @sylvieshuu
    @sylvieshuu Před 3 lety +82

    3:50 and here we see the elusive technocurse in its natural habitat

  • @avaheywood2470
    @avaheywood2470 Před 3 lety +215

    3:53 I don’t think I’ve ever heard techno swear before, that caught me off guard 😂

    • @ghostiitea
      @ghostiitea Před 3 lety +5

      he swears in wilbur's 100 rats video

    • @avaheywood2470
      @avaheywood2470 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ghostiitea I am going to go watch that video now, thank you

    • @ghostiitea
      @ghostiitea Před 3 lety +4

      @@avaheywood2470 no problem m8, had a lot of free time and a hyperfixation on mcyts last year and have consumed too much minecraft content lmao

    • @lilag3807
      @lilag3807 Před 3 lety +1

      You must listen to blitz

  • @theimperfectionist3383
    @theimperfectionist3383 Před 2 lety +44

    0:29 so I know that techno had the totem already, but can we get an animatic/animation where the totem was given to him by Phil tying it to the arrow he fired?

  • @OrangeAceGaming
    @OrangeAceGaming Před 3 lety +230

    Title: Philza and Techno being wholesome
    Phil: “BECAUSE YOU MADE ME KILL MY CHILD YOU IDIOTS!”

  • @AYBIOM
    @AYBIOM Před 3 lety +73

    7:01 i like how he felt like he was holding a totem and put it back in his inventory

  • @SkyWalkerr0617Alt
    @SkyWalkerr0617Alt Před 2 lety +21

    2:07 This has one of the only times where techno cares about the orphans

  • @tired_artist4918
    @tired_artist4918 Před 3 lety +83

    Techno caught me off guard so much that I had to keep on hearing it again and again so I can process it

  • @kushagupta4381
    @kushagupta4381 Před 2 lety +13

    "Technoblade never dies"
    Poor Phil and the rest of techno's friends and the entire dsmp...

  • @Boxygirl96
    @Boxygirl96 Před rokem +8

    5:30 ‘Techno Elias Blade’
    Wow, that’s one hell of an alias bro

  • @GirlyPearly
    @GirlyPearly Před 3 lety +32

    "uhhhhhh" - Technoblade in every situation

  • @Moe_498
    @Moe_498 Před rokem +12

    I guess that explains the endless white void in Technos final upload

  • @whydrinkwater
    @whydrinkwater Před 3 lety +42

    Wholesome moments
    *PROCEEDS TO SHOW THEM BLOW UP ORPHANS*

  • @blammmed
    @blammmed Před 3 lety +21

    4:05 the chat just going insane after hearing techno curse

  • @nkogneatoo
    @nkogneatoo Před 2 lety +8

    0:24 ya know, sadist made this look at lot cooler than it actually was-

  • @dreamydemure
    @dreamydemure Před 3 lety +49

    7:11 that is now my new favorite clip 💀

  • @quofix
    @quofix Před 3 lety +41

    "HEEAAA HEAAAA *Runs* HES GOT CARL"

  • @dylanmajadillas412
    @dylanmajadillas412 Před 2 lety +7

    2:36 just killed a woman feeling good
    -Tommyinnit2021

  • @memeemporer11
    @memeemporer11 Před 3 lety +14

    I like how every time techno swears now everyone across the planet just freaks out. "Techno swore?!" Filled philza chat

  • @Derpyexe
    @Derpyexe Před 3 lety +25

    8:24 My grandfather after goin to the GunStore

  • @_Anirudh_sSharma
    @_Anirudh_sSharma Před 2 lety +16

    I just love Phill , technoblade and willbur together PERFECT FAMILY

    • @krewfamily1884
      @krewfamily1884 Před 2 lety +1

      Tommy be like: WhAt AboUt mE????????????????:(((

  • @natepizarro5874
    @natepizarro5874 Před 3 lety +43

    Am I the only one who’s never heard techno curse till now?

    • @lillywolf4687
      @lillywolf4687 Před 2 lety

      I never knew Technoblade cursed till reading the comments of this video.

  • @mcmanus3494
    @mcmanus3494 Před 3 lety +63

    man complaning about killing his son is sooo *funny and wholesome.*

  • @Pigz4
    @Pigz4 Před rokem +2

    3:43 was just too much 😂 ph1lza was like "woo a cat" Techno: "meaww"

  • @bonnie6624
    @bonnie6624 Před 3 lety +19

    THE DOGS SHAKING TO THE MUSIC

  • @hamibeast6281
    @hamibeast6281 Před 3 lety +80

    My first time hearing techno swear🤣🤣

    • @clemwrbg7931
      @clemwrbg7931 Před 3 lety +9

      “ *Oh my god, the fuck is this?* “
      -Techno

    • @Nepalien_
      @Nepalien_ Před 3 lety +7

      @@clemwrbg7931 "So many OP kits"
      -Techno

    • @n1mra.
      @n1mra. Před 3 lety +4

      *” What the fuck it’s 30k subs? “*
      -Techno

  • @thecuretomonday1401
    @thecuretomonday1401 Před 2 lety +5

    3:07 “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee”

  • @PedroPerny
    @PedroPerny Před 3 lety +20

    Without music technos execution seems so weird

  • @Nick0la
    @Nick0la Před 3 lety +172

    If Michael is a pigman, and Techno is a pigman, doesnt that meanthere's a chance that Tubbo and Ranboo kidnapped Michael from Techno and raised him as their own?

    • @togs5280
      @togs5280 Před 3 lety +45

      Or Micheal could be techno. Karl could have gone back in time and taken techno and gave him to tubbo and ranboo To see if he would turn out different

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 Před 3 lety +16

      Two very distinct possibilities, though one is much more plausible considering techno doesn't cannonically have even a girlfriend, but then again techno is really old cannonically (far as i know at least)

    • @zyschostreamermakeszeirdfa1713
      @zyschostreamermakeszeirdfa1713 Před 3 lety +18

      you are a human, and am a human, doesn’t that mean there’s a chance that you I raised you as a baby?

    • @ricardoronco9632
      @ricardoronco9632 Před 2 lety +5

      Doubt, Techno doesn’t talk to women

  • @iampancake7275
    @iampancake7275 Před 3 lety +7

    6:31 technos scream 🤣🤣

  • @hopefullyentertainment6029
    @hopefullyentertainment6029 Před 3 lety +13

    cant believe these moments are so rare and so funny

  • @aquaringding966
    @aquaringding966 Před 3 lety +26

    Ok so if phil’s twitch to CZcams live viwer is correct then at Techno’s peak he had about *42* twitch viwers

  • @rhian9156
    @rhian9156 Před 2 lety +5

    this video hurts sm now but im just trying to cope

  • @afightingcactus4617
    @afightingcactus4617 Před rokem +2

    6:52 the way Wilbur said "SHUT THE FUCK UP" would literally make me cry cause it sounded like so much like my parents

  • @y_en1
    @y_en1 Před 3 lety +6

    3:55 it's so rare to hear techno swear now

  • @milo3347
    @milo3347 Před 3 lety +5

    1:50 bruh that was smooth

  • @fermentedoj315
    @fermentedoj315 Před 2 lety +6

    0:13 made me laugh so hard, just the panic on Phils face

  • @milty7156
    @milty7156 Před 3 lety +38

    Funny and Wholesome video you got here!

  • @An_Entire_Spinell
    @An_Entire_Spinell Před 6 měsíci +1

    Hearing Techno say "What is it Philza Minecraft?" will never not be funny to me

  • @fireflymiesumae
    @fireflymiesumae Před rokem +3

    I miss Techno everyday

  • @mia.s.15
    @mia.s.15 Před 2 lety +1

    I skipped some of the vid to stop and have my ears blown out by Techno screaming “LOOK OUT”

  • @cecilgoncalves2631
    @cecilgoncalves2631 Před 2 lety +3

    0:43 ghostbur be ignoring everything an
    🖐️🥺

  • @saskiasunlight7873
    @saskiasunlight7873 Před 2 lety +3

    Rip Techno

  • @aldyra6798
    @aldyra6798 Před 2 lety +4

    5:12 wtf

  • @levanyra3732
    @levanyra3732 Před 3 lety +35

    Can someone tell me where I can watch past Philza streams I can’t find any on CZcams or on Twitch, specifically the one from MCC 8

    • @Lillian-ud5ty
      @Lillian-ud5ty Před 3 lety +8

      I know that Philz regularly streams on Twitch, but the vod from MCC 8 would be gone. I tried searching up Philza Minecraft MCC 8 but it only shows Tommy and Wilber’s perspective. You might also be able to find Techno’s CZcams video somewhere. They all made videos on it as well with a short recap. :) hope that helps!

    • @Ali-cq5bc
      @Ali-cq5bc Před 3 lety +3

      Philza usually has his old vods archived, so they won't be gone unless he deletes them after streaming or if they aren't archived.

    • @levanyra3732
      @levanyra3732 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Lillian-ud5ty yeah I know I already watched their streams/vods but I never found Philza’s POV... I guess it’s ok thank you still :)

    • @levanyra3732
      @levanyra3732 Před 3 lety

      @@Ali-cq5bc Can I watch them somewhere or does only he have access to them?

    • @user-oh3xr9sj6p
      @user-oh3xr9sj6p Před 3 lety

      @@levanyra3732 The archive streams are on his twitch in the highlights section

  • @robert69750
    @robert69750 Před 2 lety +3

    I swear philza always finds the rarest things in his world

  • @dragoneladraws14
    @dragoneladraws14 Před 3 lety +6

    oh my god drea with the end portal. "No dont be a boomer. Dream i was gonna use it as a living room. No dream. There isnt a rule agaisnt looking at portals dream."

  • @icarusdoesmusic
    @icarusdoesmusic Před 2 lety +2

    The second clip Techno just sounds like an angry duck and I find it hilarious

  • @the_linguist_ll
    @the_linguist_ll Před rokem +5

    Is the movie studio the father owns the one in Techno's last video?

  • @lunalee1869
    @lunalee1869 Před 3 lety +4

    Idk know why I like this so much but 7:10 is SO COOL

  • @nikkia4701
    @nikkia4701 Před 2 lety +2

    7:14 that was so cute omg 😭

  • @mc-maitrixgaming4330
    @mc-maitrixgaming4330 Před měsícem +1

    “Oinkaty Oink Techno…… there goes your child

  • @needtoknow29
    @needtoknow29 Před 3 lety +12

    So are we not gonna talk about Techo singing "we are the champion"? Was that him or-

    • @timberwolfo5
      @timberwolfo5 Před 3 lety +3

      I think that was the other MC championship member. For sure not Techno, that is not his vocal range at all.

    • @unstablesalami
      @unstablesalami Před 3 lety +2

      That was Tommyinnit, I believe.

    • @lakosca
      @lakosca Před 2 lety

      That sounded like fundy

    • @timberwolfo5
      @timberwolfo5 Před 2 lety +2

      I think it was voiceover pete actually
      yeah its pete, cause wilbur apologizes to him two seconds later and says sorry pete

  • @samuel2549
    @samuel2549 Před 2 lety +1

    2:03 great vid 😄

  • @THA-RU
    @THA-RU Před 3 lety +11

    Just subscribed feeling good...😹

  • @cookiecrumbs9515
    @cookiecrumbs9515 Před 2 lety +2

    2:50 phil itearlly being a bird

  • @kristianvynahlovsky8842
    @kristianvynahlovsky8842 Před 3 lety +3

    Great vid!😀

  • @harukishiga6066
    @harukishiga6066 Před 3 lety +7

    THE BLAAAAAAAADDEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @PiercingSight
    @PiercingSight Před rokem +1

    7:09 - That's AMAZING!!

  • @mateianghi513
    @mateianghi513 Před 3 lety +10

    i love your video

  • @The_Digital_Ghost
    @The_Digital_Ghost Před 3 lety +1

    I love how fits just like “hello who are you” like damn fit

  • @bluebagel
    @bluebagel Před 2 lety +1

    Great vid 👍
    I couldn't the the other emoji

  • @soundwavedoesthings
    @soundwavedoesthings Před 2 lety +1

    3:52 The rarest thing: Technoblade swearing

  • @dark_cha0s
    @dark_cha0s Před 3 lety +3

    Great video😆

  • @sophieplauschin6502
    @sophieplauschin6502 Před 3 lety +1

    Oinkidy, oink techno. There goes your child. -Philza

  • @massamountsofconstipation

    Moments that are funny and wholesome!
    “Since I was forced to kill my own son, you idiots!”
    funny…

  • @Rodq
    @Rodq Před 3 lety +1

    2:06 Philza Minecraft committing warcrime

  • @Taiphyr
    @Taiphyr Před 2 lety +1

    DreamSMP Animatics when The Anvil Was Dropped Upon Techno: *Dramatic and Awesome*
    What really happened: *”HAH!? HAHHHH!?”*

  • @Ameriant-
    @Ameriant- Před 2 lety +1

    Philza calling someone an idiot has an extremely powerful, painful weight to it.

  • @CanadianWolf-hearted
    @CanadianWolf-hearted Před 2 lety +3

    And hence techno never dies 0:25

  • @charliealvarez5055
    @charliealvarez5055 Před 3 lety

    why is there genuine emotional lore in the middle of haha funny moments i cant handle that emotional whiplash man

  • @SirBruh-ve9ug
    @SirBruh-ve9ug Před 3 lety +3

    Are we going to ignore the chicken IN THE NETHER, unless he brought it there

    • @renewalacumen1770
      @renewalacumen1770 Před 3 lety

      Chicken Jockey's do exist in the Nether. It's the third source of meat in the Nether.

  • @notanalt5235
    @notanalt5235 Před 2 lety +2

    I had this paused for a few hours cause I was watching a show with my sibling, and then I unpause it, unknown to me the sound was up and techno had seen a baby zombie run up to Phil, I think I’m deaf now.

  • @Roimuu
    @Roimuu Před 3 lety +7

    Philza

  • @faye4497
    @faye4497 Před 3 lety +6

    Here before it goes viral

  • @misa.
    @misa. Před 3 lety +2

    am i like the only one who didn't notice that he swore LMAO

    • @WuzzyYT
      @WuzzyYT Před 3 lety

      He used to always swear

  • @sunnidais9201
    @sunnidais9201 Před 3 lety +1

    The reason I watch technoblade so much because it’s so rare to hear him curse

  • @GirlyPearly
    @GirlyPearly Před 3 lety +1

    Technoblade- " uhhhhhhhh"
    Philza- " ah hahhahhah"

  • @kartikjadhav2084
    @kartikjadhav2084 Před 2 lety

    great vid

  • @ShadoBoink
    @ShadoBoink Před 3 lety +7

    well technoblade finally did it he swore now lets wait for ranboo and bad

    • @pigeon582
      @pigeon582 Před 3 lety

      techno swore a while ago in his parody of blitz so he did it years ago

    • @ShadoBoink
      @ShadoBoink Před 3 lety

      yea but you know it was a song and in songs everyone can swear

    • @ShadoBoink
      @ShadoBoink Před 3 lety

      but the cooking with Technoblade dosen't counts ;)

    • @ShadoBoink
      @ShadoBoink Před 2 lety

      @@bor_d4133 okay i guess

  • @gangdelbosc9459
    @gangdelbosc9459 Před 2 lety

    great vid!😃

  • @fxn_karma6985
    @fxn_karma6985 Před 2 lety

    Greatvid!

  • @isabellabelonia7231
    @isabellabelonia7231 Před 2 lety +3

    1:30
    Why is there a chicken in the nether?

    • @JoY_7.
      @JoY_7. Před 2 lety +1

      Techno son rides that chicken just like baby zombie ride chicken in overworld

  • @hazencringe
    @hazencringe Před 2 lety

    It's feels good whenever i hear techno swear

  • @qwertyuiop8766
    @qwertyuiop8766 Před 2 lety

    Baby zombie: *exists
    Techno: “Ph1LzA LOOK OUT!!!!”