BBC EAS Scenario - Black Hole Announcement (1994)
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- čas přidán 28. 08. 2024
- Do you remember that day when a massive black hole engulfed the earth? The BBC does.
This EAS scenario may contain topics that may be sensitive to some people.
Viewer discretion is advised. Any future events that are similar to this are purely coincidental.
Do not play this in public or broadcast this as it will cause mass panic. I am not responsible for your actions.
'it will suck the entire planet'
excuse me don't threaten me with a good time
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I’m actually laughing my ass off at your comment 😂😂
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I'm fucking weak 🤣
This comment actually had me dying on the floor for a good five seconds
The closest black hole is 1,560 light years away from us (9,170,655,577,200,000 miles or 14,758,744,095,234,570 kilometers) and the fastest black hole is 10% the speed of light (1,062,544 mph or 1,710,000 kph)
This means that even if a black hole was going towards us, it'd take 15,600 years to get to Earth.
Bad News: Black holes create laser-like gamma ray bursts, which can kill the Earth from very far away, but the only dangerous celestial object near us is Jupiter (more gas and it can turn into a brown dwarf). But we're safe, so sleep tight!
so i get to have a bloodline?
@@HYDR0S_well uh, If you are lucky to a certain extent.
@@FBI-911-POVyay
we gonna live bois!!!
You do not know how much relief this caused me
“School will remain open”
Yep
☠️☠️☠️☠️they are never gonna let us get a break are they
@@thatsleepybirbhelp i got 3 weeks of exam in a row we are not allowed to take a break
Aww man
Schools on the day of the “black hole”: okay class today we are learning about black holes!
a good ending would be
“Our broadcast has been hijacked by a group of unknown hackers. All information said is confirmed a hoax, and is not true. Authorities are currently working on finding out the identity of the group. We sincerely apologize for any panic caused by this fake announcement. - BBC
Think of how many heart attacks and s*icides would have already happened by then 💀💀 scary
The good ending
imagine the reactions of the people that were hugging, crying with their families, and trying to kill themselves
Why would that almost be scarier. At least I can imagine that happening.
"Say sike right now"
the fact that it tells you how to commit suicide before the black hole kills you is pretty bonechilling
Mostlikely because if you don't, You might expireance a fate worse than death
@@Countryballboy1234 you will experience death
@postaldude5533the effects of a black hole are yet unknown but it's theorised that a black hole could rip you apart and basically turn you into spaghetti.
@postaldude5533 it all happens within a nanosecond but as I said it's what scientists have theorised happens in that nanosecond
@@TheDiggityDuckoooooo yummy spaghetti
"A black circle has been spotted in space..."
Wow, who would have thought
before i died i would just be like "oh s-"
To be fair... space is a litttle bit brighter than blackholes and black holes dose have some aura from all i know
@@SlaughterSplashonly if it's ate a star, then the *aura* is an accretion disk.
OH NO NOT A CIRCLE ANYTHING BUT A CIRCLE
@@SlaughterSplashI feel the bright accretion disk light years across might move it away.
One of the most chilling things that could happen to a living being in this universe. Somehow the God Save The Queen at the end was scary, but also humorous at the same time.
Fax
Probably won’t happen though.
But like- how is it humorous? 😭
@@KS1.1.12 like the Queen would live forever memes
God saved the Queen so that the Queen may save us!
Yeah guys the queen is still dead
plot twist: it's just a solar eclipse
: O
another plot twist: if it was on april 1 then its a april fools joke
@@RainbowNoob127Official a third plot twist: it was just a bad analog horror joke
@@cappuccinom2050 a fourth plot twist: they play it off as a joke even though there is a black hole
a fifth plot twist: they just have bad eyes and had sun spots and thought they saw a black hole
I love how the old alerts use the sadly passed away Queen Elizabeth instead of King Charles
The alert is in the 1994 format, in which year the Queen would have been 68.
A word of advice: these are a lot more believable if the dialogue actually comes from a government official. It has a very casual tone and there’s very little formality and it’s hard to take it seriously if it doesn’t sound like it’s real. It’s an interesting concept tho and I think it’s still better made than some EAS scenario vids
Nah if a black hole was coming no way any officials are staying for this fucking message💀
Also, it's "HIS Majesty's government" now.
@@Ben_the_Rosafan This took place in 1994 dummy.
@@Ben_the_Rosafanit says 1994, Queen Elizabeth II was the queen at the time. :)
Not only is it very formal but the grammar is shite.
While this is very scary to think about, the chances of earth getting sucked into a black hole is pretty much 0% even if a black hole entered our solar system, we would create a new orbit around the black hole, if it’s not extremely big. So if your scared that this will happen, DONT FEAR the black hole (if it’s tiny) will sustain a new orbit, you would be totally fine if we orbited one(except for the fact that you’ll freeze to death IF it replaced our sun.)
Yeah everyone assumes black holes just suck everything up but they are just extremely small stars (in most cases) in terms of mass
@@imposteramogus2167 Exactly, black holes aren't that dangerous. Unless, however, it's a supermassive black hole. Then pray for your life while you can because it's game over.
True. Onlu issue is that, if it is tiny, and we’ll sustain a new orbit around it, funny issue is that, since black holes amit ni loght (its kinda the thjng its known for) if it ejects us from the solar system, we will all freeze to death. Then again, i suppose thats less scary then beung sucked to death
stop being everywhere i go 😭 @@FloweyDreemurr
@@imposteramogus2167Super dense neutron stars or quark stars. Someone gets it.
As an ethically British person, I love how this video looked very real to me.
It gave me sooooo much chills
This has nothing to do with ethics you twat
Tell ya what mate if we die we are in this together so how bout a cup o tea
is there any way to unethically be a British person?
@@thepotatocouchsimple: be british.
Hey guys what's up brits I'm irish and I could help ya
"The entire of this planet" I'd expect the BBC to speak better English.
I mean if it's an EAS people actually type out the stuff and they have to do it as quick as possible so
Too many curry eating Indians working in the BBC nowadays haha
"authorized" oh you've gotta be kidding me
‘94? they should’ve played black hole sun, that would be perfect.
I was thinking the same thing 💀
I assume it’s a reference to the song itself.
"BLACK HOLE SUN, WON'T YOU C-"
**fucking dies**
it washed a little bit more than the rain
First thing that came to my mind upon reading the video title...🤭
This is really good! I'm feeling chills
Ngl same
@imbored7452i love the music god save the queen
It’s not possible thought unless it’s a supermassive black hole because we would just adjust to its presence in our solar system and our orbit would just change. We’d be fine as long as we don’t have it replace the sun and freeze to death. :)
not-so-fun fact: a scenario like this could be possible as the universe and outer space is unpredictable, so we could be next to a black hole tens of thousands of times bigger than TON-618 and we wouldn’t even know. there wouldn’t even be an announcement or warning for it. we’d be gone. just like that. there wouldn’t be a trace of humanity left.
why did you give me an exisential crisis
You are just a ray of sunshine, aren't you?
the only thing that would be left of humanity, is like the voyager 1 or something
im pretty sure if there was a black hole several times the size of TON 618 next to the solar system we would know
@@bismuthdistrict TON-618 is BALLS big. if there was anything larger it’d probably be undetected until side effects of having a gargantuan black hole next to your solar system start to become visible. either that or im just being unrealistic. idk.
1:30 this one is scary.
Luckily, we'd know about any black holes long ahead of time. They're strong enough that their gravitational pull would be noticed by astronomers
"we are all going to die"
* plays god save the queen
Bro only cares about the queen 💀
EAS In Middle of the night as a kid be like
Fr tho
At that point some kids are asleep but at least they will wake up with god after the black hole event
@@Se-Ventionevent? mf this isnt fortnite lmao
@@Se-Ventionmaybe the kids parents will wake them up to spend there last moments with there child/children. Or the parents would be asleep
@@betterboltLMFAOOO
What I don’t get is why an ‘official broadcast’ would tell you to commit suicide in the least formal way possible
It's England.
Because it's some guy trying to type it out as much as possible, since in this scenario they didn't have a recorded version of this
@kiedisboughen5318 or they could say "knife" instead of "sharp razor object"
If it was any more formal or detailed the video would get taken down for... reasons
The dialogue here was written by a toddler. It does not sound like something the government would write.
@snowytails_ I didn't call them a toddler. I said it sounds written by a toddler.
On the other hand, they have one hour to write the final message the bbc will ever send. Imagine the pressure on your shoulders.
@tylerhurley931 a toddler wouldnt know about suicide you fucking cunt
@@Simeeow it still wouldn't sound like this.
@@AVeryOldLady4397 why would the employee want to be professional anyway? It’s not like they’re getting money for it.
And school will still be open
nooooooooooooooooo
BRUH I CANT GAME MY FINAL RANKED GAME
However, if it snowed a maximum of 1 inch, schools will close
Why am i addicted to EAS Stuff like this now but this satisfys me
I am pretty much the same say but,I never really tell anybody on YT that I watch them
I've always had some kind of fear of this and watching this made my stomach drop, very well done!
Eight billion of us dying all at once, that's an administrative nightmare for heaven and hell.
Nahhh they will just tell us all to form an orderley queue. Get a number from the ticket machine. I hope they have WiFi.
Guys relax, this is the black hole event. After this we will be in earth chapter 2.
I wonder how the next chapter will be(unless I’m already in it)
imagine Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden played as the ending music
Should I make an edit where it does that?
@@biggestpoufan1727 If you want to then go ahead ig
and Supermasive black hole by muse
@@_plantthat song didn’t exist yet in the year
@@_plant we dying with sryle with that one
God when he sees over 8 billion people dead: “bruh”
Time to restart
@@NCR_vet_ranger2347 fr
god better get my reboot card
Black holes are a gate to the other side of the universe. But you'd never come out the other side alive.
Nah it’s a super dense neutron star or a quark star depending on size.
It’s just a star remnant.
Nice job on this, its a good starting point.
Wow, nice! I thought this was one of Harvester's work, you'll get big one day!
More similar to the Radiogirl version
I'm pretty sure the black hole event is instant therefore painless. Wait for that over slitting your throat.
Nah it will be very very painful
No I think ssj2matt is right, they said maybe a second, while slitting your throat can hurt you for a while, especially if you do not know how to.
if Saggitarius A* went rogue, we would be sucked in and die a painless death, if, i dunno, the Centauri's went black hole we would be spaghettified and be ripped apart.
that "instant" would be lifetimes as black holes distort time and space, all while each limb is being stretched miles
@@nono-sg7zv I would rather commit reset character with my friends with me as I do not want to be ripped apart and spaghettified
This happened the year I was born. Oh crap…did my birth do that?? Did I destroy all of existence?? Oops! 😅
How dare you destroy earth u will be canceled on twitter
How can birth cause a black hole to destroy everything, that is just impossible!
oopsies! i accidentally killed everyone on this planet!
Don't joke, 259 babies are born a minute. A friend of mine was born the minute the Lockerbie bombing occured which claimed the lives of.....259 people.
@@develynseether4426coincidence?
The fact that this is entirely possible is just terrifying
It’s not unless it’s (extremely likely to be) a supermassive black hole. If not then we would just adjust and have it be a part of our orbit system. Only way it could be bad if it replaced the suns orbit for us
@@myvividmemorieswouldnt it affect our orbit, and even the sun?
Not for a long time at least
I dunno how a black hole alert could be so chilly ✌🪐
Well, this was equal parts scary and depressing.
Though the remark about everyone having a dignified death struck me as very British...
Imagine it's 1994, Watching BBC favorite show. Then the BBC EAS pop up'd!
Buy I wanna see if Phil sleeps with Kathy!
As a british person
This kinda terrified me
The fact thet gladly said
"You may commit suicide"
Same here man, I'm quite literally shaking, I never get this scared over a youtube video
⚡☁️bbc☁️⚡
Meanwhile Elon Musk with his rockets: I am outta here boys
This black hole scenario was likely Saggitarius A* going rogue so Elon wouldnt be able to escape unless his rockets go faster than light
@@nono-sg7zvThat’s literally at the center of our galaxy. If it “went rouge” the galaxy would just move with it. We are literally orbiting Sagittarius A*.
The Beeb: T H E R E I S N O P O I N T I N E S C A P I N G ! ! !
Black hole: *no one escape justice*
Fucking hell, I didn't think the BBC would be telling me how to delete myself from this server.
Imagine being sucked into the void along with everything and everyone you ever loved while hearing God save the Queen
"It will suck the entire planet"
Average School Thot
This will only happen I have a 200 million dollar/pound winning Lottery Ticket in my hand and I am on my way to cash it in!
“It will suck the entire planet”
Fine…we’ll just live at Mars
2:07 This part is funny and sad at the same time, The funny part: BBC telling you how to kys
Sad part: the rest of the video
This doesn’t matter, your boss is still going to ask you to come to work next day.
2:09 this part is just..so spooky
Jesus this is scary if it was just a fake video.
turns out the black hole was actually a death preventer trying to not get anyone killed, but accidentally did
r/suddenlyBFDI
ITS THE BEST DAY EVER (BEST DAY EVER)
HELP-
“You may commit suicide”
BBC pulled an LTG
I feel like I've seen these exact comments under another EAS video.
That one young sheldon episode:
I’m so glad they Play goodbye to a world at the end like in the BabyFirst eas Scenario
Yes, I watched it💀💀💀
" And thats how to prevent death! Simple as that! " - Black Hole, from BFB
Then a blue Four appears and saves the planet, forces everyone to compete in a competion in return.
"We will all die but school will remain open"
its so weird to think of how meaningless and useless humans are in comparison to space. we amount to absolutely nothing on a universal scale, less than nothing really. we live through our lives, fall in love, face loss, share unforgettable moments with one another, and its all meaningless. the universe just laughs and kills us. in fact, it could all end now. we just don't know, because the universe happens at such a large scale that we useless beings can't even fathom how much power it holds.
i hate this place😭😭
BBC eas mock-up recipe:
-thing will kill everyone 😢😢😢
-spend time with family and love ones 🥰🥰👍👍👍
-GOD SAVE THE QUEEN 😮😮👑👑👑
I'm surprised there are not many people noticing the ratio isn't 4:3. And there could've also been a message about the final signoff and cease of other stations' programming. Totally didn't expect a suicide guide here, but there's no point in asking anyone to refuse illegal actions since the death of all life would be inevitable.
The chilling part about this is not dying from a black hole. It won't happen. But the fact that everything we have done, every part of our history. Every inch of us, gone. (except for voyager1-2 and other probes)
why do i watch this in the middle of night, which makes it much scarier
“Doing so will result in lethal force.” What would be the point in using said ‘lethal force’?
i don't know why my hands start vibrating after this video
but don't worry this is a fake one
Plottwist: Blackholes meddle with time the closer they get. So odds are a huge chunk of the earths population may or may not see it. At least, I think that's how it works. I have heard the closer you get to a blackhole, strange time phenomena starts to happen.
Love how BBC always stays calm on a EAS announcement.
"You're still coming into work tomorrow, right?"
I guess the black hole sun really did come in 1994...
the sun is no way near becoming a black hole so it was most likely Saggitarius A* going rogue
@@nono-sg7zv It's a reference to a song from that year.
@@twiff3rino28 Black hole sun by Soundgarden
🎶Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole sun
Won't you come
Won't you come?🎶
My cousin once airdropped me a video like this but more modern and about a meteor. Yes, it also said BBC.
This is so good! 10/10!
Given the circumstance, a more appropriate song to play would be Super Massive Black Hole.
Would have been better if it was written in formal English
A good ending is like
Sorry this is fake news, we have found out that this is actually fake and it’s actually a solar eclipse. You may remain doing every activity you were. Thank you for listening to us throughout this broadcast.
-BBC
Damn I actually got sad
Well the queen is dead, so...
this was set in 1994 so she would have been alive
Its sure not a peaceful death if your getting sucked into the sky
Interesting that this takes place in 1994; the same year that "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden came out.
Imagine that everyone is enjoying their last minutes of their lives and then all reveal their deepest secrets but then it was just an solar eclipse and now everyone is ashamed
Reminds me of a family guy episode where Peter Griffin tells his family he hates them and regets having them around. But when it turns out to be a April fools joke they all dispise him until he can make things right again
That one guy: Nah i'm going to Kepler-442B
"its up to you if you tell your children"
Children watching the EAS on TV: 👁️👄👁️
"may god save us all"
sorry bro but god already made his mind
This kind of thing happening is honestly one of my biggest fears
This made me piss myself laughing.
Oh just saw you make these. That's pretty cool actually! I thought the UK government had really made a dramatic black hole scenario just in case 😂
Well, at least there's no black hole here, and technology's advancing.
The EAS Voice reminds me of the voice of your PDA in Subnautica
Same voice actually. It's a TTS by Ivona.
Even the contemporary BBC would probably have capitalized "God" at 3:20.
I didnt quite understand
@@Bestpotassium The name of the Deity -- any Deity: G*d, Allah, Vishnu -- should, like any other proper name, start with a capital letter. There's been a trend, especially among atheists, to write small-G "god," rubbing our faces in their disbelief. But the BBC, being the state broadcasting network of an officially Christian country, would almost certainly write "G*d." (Pardon my censorship, in deference to other religious sensibilities.)
@@stevevasta oh ok
I'm so glad there was no suicide warning💀💀
It went from “we are sorry for interrupting” to “how to kill yourself”
Why aren’t all of us gone? It’s 2023.
It's not a real EAS scenario
@@ColaCannon1 oh
“Black holes always win in the end.”
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And the sweaty kids are still cranking 90s
POV: You're a British citizen and im playing Universal sandbox.
Of course cartman would like something that sucks
"Cherish every moment and wait for the black hole to absorb you".
"the black hole will head towards earth. It will suck the entire of this planet.Nobody will be able to run or escape from it."
the cameraman that will record it:YOU ESCAPED
BBC telling people to kill themselves is wild💀
"it will suck anything and anybody in its path" 💀
Love that they included a suicide tutorial
In the most informal way possible
New fear unlocked: United kingdom
love how in every single one of these scenarios, the BBC just ends it off blasting the national anthem like “ Oh yeah your gonna die hearing the scrams of the people around you as they feel there very being start to tear apart but it’s England so the national anthem will be playing “