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  • Cheesecake made with imperial units.
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  • @LennyUltra
    @LennyUltra Před 3 lety +4191

    "Apple pie will become a unit of measurement"
    Americans: *BRILLIANT*

    • @pandoratheclay
      @pandoratheclay Před 3 lety +42

      Lenny Ultra
      3.14 million subs and the king says he will make pie

    • @thebananarepublic7255
      @thebananarepublic7255 Před 3 lety +37

      Smells like nothing but *FREEDOM*

    • @theprinceofdarkness3250
      @theprinceofdarkness3250 Před 3 lety +61

      In 20 years in America...
      If Peter walks with 5 gunshots per hour many bald eagles per freedom will it take Peter to get from point A to point B?

    • @LillaVya
      @LillaVya Před 3 lety +37

      Real story Americans once measured a sinkhole with washing machines

    • @okspaceman8126
      @okspaceman8126 Před 3 lety +6

      I’m going to say one apple pie is about 3/4 of a gallon

  • @zachclabon5535
    @zachclabon5535 Před 3 lety +2440

    "ah the cake has started boiling"

  • @timothymanukian7868
    @timothymanukian7868 Před 3 lety +451

    "8 inches... That number sounds familiar" lmao

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 Před rokem +11

      And more laugh when he saw it was made in Germany. Russian and slavs do mocks German "small peepee".

    • @seppuku6230
      @seppuku6230 Před rokem +8

      @@nurlindafsihotang49 wait really?

    • @TheSteve_1992
      @TheSteve_1992 Před 4 měsíci

      @@nurlindafsihotang49 And now we can mock the Ruzzians with the 6ft......the 6ft they lie in Ukrainian soil

  • @justsara1238
    @justsara1238 Před 3 lety +951

    Boris just commited several war crimes cooking that cheesecake lmao

    • @californiaball2599
      @californiaball2599 Před 3 lety +29

      So... not enough ambition?

    • @KirbyFanDude
      @KirbyFanDude Před 3 lety +22

      The digestive biscuits are almost the same thing. The scraping the burnt shut into it was sad tho

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo Před 2 lety

      @@KirbyFanDude Yep 😪.

    • @FeetLavers69
      @FeetLavers69 Před 2 lety +1

      No, you're just American.

    • @notme8232
      @notme8232 Před 2 lety +8

      @FoxHound The worst crime, other than the 24 mouthfuls of cream cheese (no clue how that worked), was the inhuman amount of butter in the first crust, which had nothing to do with bad freedom units.

  • @user-fb7uy7qh5f
    @user-fb7uy7qh5f Před 3 lety +3459

    *The whole world : Keep 2 metre distance*
    *America : Keep half alligator distance*

    • @mechwarrior5727
      @mechwarrior5727 Před 3 lety +223

      no, thats just florida

    • @SangosEvilTwin
      @SangosEvilTwin Před 3 lety +119

      half an alligator? that's too close! I need at least 3/4s of a gator, if not a whole crocodile (I like my space)

    • @zajastt
      @zajastt Před 3 lety +107

      I live in the Midwest and at my place of work we have social distancing signs that say to keep one adult cow distance apart

    • @torben_vp
      @torben_vp Před 3 lety +58

      A dear is around one bike tall and weighs 800 hamburgers

    • @Jinxtiest
      @Jinxtiest Před 3 lety +33

      Half alligator?
      Nononono it’s a full alligator
      We don’t like thinking about half gators

  • @jahnukainen_8912
    @jahnukainen_8912 Před 3 lety +1782

    "I fear no man. But that thing"
    *imperial units*
    "It scares me"

    • @JBoiC0MM
      @JBoiC0MM Před 3 lety +58

      In this case it's Unit of Measurement. Ah yes, America. The Land of the Karens, and the home of the Overweight fucks.

    • @daldrete01
      @daldrete01 Před 3 lety +27

      *retarded units

    • @ekindiep532
      @ekindiep532 Před 3 lety +27

      @@daldrete01 I'm from America and I don't want to live here

    • @sourcookie3113
      @sourcookie3113 Před 3 lety +15

      @@ekindiep532 im sorry for you my friend i wouldnt want that either

    • @alexphenex8
      @alexphenex8 Před 3 lety +13

      I fear no man
      But that thing
      *metric units*
      It scares me
      -America, probably

  • @sanguinem1656
    @sanguinem1656 Před 2 lety +699

    As a Baking and Pastry major, I hate the fact that this disaster came out halfway decent. It just proves baking really is more art than science 😭

    • @Jeff.78
      @Jeff.78 Před 2 lety +72

      The art is the ability to manipulate science to achieve your goal🙃

    • @ibinmenon5565
      @ibinmenon5565 Před 2 lety +21

      @@Jeff.78 I'm stealing this to sound intelligent

    • @Jeff.78
      @Jeff.78 Před 2 lety +23

      @@ibinmenon5565 Just remember that the use of "manipulate" isn't meant in a negative context. Perhaps I should have said, "ability to use science", to avoid possible confusion.
      Sometimes context is lost in translation between synonyms. I can use a hammer to drive a nail.
      I can manipulate a hammer to pound a nail.
      Language is quite interesting, to say the least...pun intended 🤪

    • @niklausvenzendt
      @niklausvenzendt Před 2 lety +10

      @@Jeff.78 A beautiful example in both cases, well done.

    • @Jeff.78
      @Jeff.78 Před 2 lety +6

      @@niklausvenzendt Thank you. Words are the 2nd best way to convey ourselves, after our actions, at least in those situations where it's relevant.

  • @heavy1657
    @heavy1657 Před 2 lety +56

    This is the equivalent of using the wrong math equation and still getting the right answer
    I love it

  • @ljlk8583
    @ljlk8583 Před 3 lety +974

    Boris: **Puts oven to 350 celsius**
    House: **Starts burning down**
    Boris: Must have been the tin, Cyka

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety

      HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE SUPREME BEING OF CZcams AND I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS EVEN THOUGH I AM THE UNPRETTIEST CZcamsR OF ALL TIME!!! Good bye ilj

    • @ljlk8583
      @ljlk8583 Před 3 lety +11

      @@AxxLAfriku ?

    • @griffingamer8624
      @griffingamer8624 Před 3 lety +12

      350 Celsius is 662 Fahrenheit! Hell, my American oven only goes to 500 F.

    • @mpking7565
      @mpking7565 Před 3 lety +6

      @@griffingamer8624 most ovens in europe only reach 250C so about 480🤷🏼‍♂️ so Boris have a super oven

    • @ljlk8583
      @ljlk8583 Před 3 lety +7

      @@mpking7565 it is professional slav oven!

  • @brownishblue
    @brownishblue Před 3 lety +3894

    Recipe: 350°
    Boris, on a celsius grading oven: okei
    Me, having done that in the past: oh *no*

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 Před 3 lety +64

      Oh no demon cat meme

    • @hi.241
      @hi.241 Před 3 lety +25

      Oh no demon cat meme

    • @Yawnford
      @Yawnford Před 3 lety +68

      Me, a Filipino: *confused confusion*

    • @sandakureva
      @sandakureva Před 3 lety +68

      Reminds me of the time I visited friends in Canada and tried to bake something. That was a mess.

    • @TheMortyest1
      @TheMortyest1 Před 3 lety +21

      Me watching this whole video
      "oh no.. No no no"

  • @prism2
    @prism2 Před 3 lety +456

    "24 mouthfuls of cream cheese, some sugar, some biscuits, one almost burned down house.. but this is normal."
    -Boris 2020

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 Před 10 měsíci

      And somehow it made a decent cheesecake, that is magic

  • @hehehoho3770
    @hehehoho3770 Před 3 lety +97

    "8 inches"
    "sounds familiar"
    Boris you funny man

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 Před rokem +3

      "Made in germany" laughs
      Man, the slavs still take shits of the german i see...

  • @tehweh8202
    @tehweh8202 Před 3 lety +7692

    How on earth did that madness actually end up looking like a proper and tasty cheese cake? Must be the secret Slav superpowers. :D

  • @theetimer2986
    @theetimer2986 Před 3 lety +3462

    Recipe: “One stick of butter”
    Boris: “Aww yes this is mean one brick of butter”

    • @genuin3th
      @genuin3th Před 3 lety +72

      What’s the difference?

    • @lovelylynxie8113
      @lovelylynxie8113 Před 3 lety +226

      @@genuin3th a brick of butter is around twice the amount of a stick
      don't quote me on this im Australian and have no idea

    • @rhinokick6606
      @rhinokick6606 Před 3 lety +39

      Whats sad is that half that brick would have worked best because that is two sticks combined

    • @zacharykuebler2112
      @zacharykuebler2112 Před 3 lety +73

      @@genuin3th american stick of butter is 8 tablespoons, anywhere else is anywhere from 12 to 20 tablespoons

    • @raediaufar5003
      @raediaufar5003 Před 3 lety +16

      Most of "a stick of butter" here is actually a brick of butter

  • @samsonmzera
    @samsonmzera Před 3 lety +109

    "Which cup ?"
    I was on the floor 😂

    • @LuisAldamiz
      @LuisAldamiz Před 3 lety

      I never ask that question: a cup has always exactly 1/4 to 1/3 liters. Also known as mug or half pint.

    • @dusansubotic6502
      @dusansubotic6502 Před 2 lety +5

      @@LuisAldamiz I have never seen a 1/3 l cup, only 200ml and 250ml.

    • @mijp
      @mijp Před 2 lety +2

      @@LuisAldamiz a coffee standard cup is 125 ml.
      Our cups are 250ml and 450 ml
      I know cups with 350 ml, 300 ml and 250 ml.
      So yes, the question is: which cup.
      As long All is measured in cups, it is OK.
      Problem starts, when mixing different volume measurements.
      One tablespoon to one 125 ml cup has a different outcome than one tablespoon to a 450 ml cup.
      So, conclusion, Imperial sucks.
      ;)

    • @ojasaklecha
      @ojasaklecha Před 2 lety

      lmaoo it means many things

  • @bluberi5137
    @bluberi5137 Před 2 lety +64

    "Sooner or later, apple pie will be a measurement unit"
    *dies from laughter*

  • @absorb_water6268
    @absorb_water6268 Před 3 lety +1055

    Incorporated
    "Sorry babushka, its really only business"
    Oh my god.

    • @user-kj4wz3vp1j
      @user-kj4wz3vp1j Před 3 lety +6

      I loved that

    • @meetjeric
      @meetjeric Před 3 lety +7

      Cheesecake inc. Nope it must mean ingredients fused together

    • @telracsazyl1243
      @telracsazyl1243 Před 3 lety +4

      Ok Gudako, how's your summer roll?

    • @pebbleman721
      @pebbleman721 Před 3 lety +9

      If your cheesecake doesn't make it to the stock exchange, why bother

    • @koto485
      @koto485 Před 3 lety +2

      of course, gudako...

  • @outdoorscholar6016
    @outdoorscholar6016 Před 3 lety +2819

    Only Boris could not follow the recipe measurements correctly and still get a great result. Eat your heart out, Gordon Ramsay!

  • @morgantellez758
    @morgantellez758 Před 3 lety +249

    I love how Boris is just stunned at our weird ass terms of measurement, like yeah ounces make no sense out of context, we're just used to it.

    • @tylerdavis9914
      @tylerdavis9914 Před 3 lety +20

      No measurement makes sense out of context. Ask a Amazon tribal what a ml is and they'll have no idea

    • @SairinEarthsea
      @SairinEarthsea Před 3 lety +2

      @@tylerdavis9914 I'm trying to figure out what a ml is.

    • @Llyissibel
      @Llyissibel Před 3 lety +11

      @@SairinEarthsea ml means mililiter :)
      (1000ml = 1 l)

    • @SairinEarthsea
      @SairinEarthsea Před 3 lety +4

      @@Llyissibel thank you, I'm used to seeing measurements likes cups, tablespoons, and gallons in recipes so I didn't know what ml was.

    • @Aeis_Kalt
      @Aeis_Kalt Před 3 lety +3

      Gold is measured by the ounce, and that's international currency, no matter what country. Just saying...

  • @evans4978
    @evans4978 Před 2 lety +12

    1:57 "a stick of butter?"
    "Butter we have!"
    *Pull's out a block equivalent to two sticks*

  • @FingeringThings
    @FingeringThings Před 3 lety +876

    Boris: Uses imperial units
    Eyy, comrade why you showing us American propaganda

    • @alluseri
      @alluseri Před 3 lety +16

      What the absolute fuck is that nickname

    • @poopkiler2768
      @poopkiler2768 Před 3 lety +6

      @Epic Pro X No, look at the channel, there's good content, it is not a bot.

    • @Veriox22
      @Veriox22 Před 3 lety +1

      @Epic Pro X he is not a bot he is my fav youruber

    • @banana_man_101
      @banana_man_101 Před 3 lety +1

      fuck off with your obviously fake checkmark

    • @potatosan2732
      @potatosan2732 Před 3 lety

      Why syrup

  • @RaevenKS
    @RaevenKS Před 3 lety +1446

    Boris : "Let's go on a hard recipe, cheesecake".
    Me : "Ok, this is hard, I almost never successfuly baked one".
    Boris : *Up to 350°C his oven*
    Me : "It's ok, it's Boris, he's a profesionnal debil"
    Boris : *Cook like a crazy, end up with a perfect cheesecake using Slav tricks*
    Me : "What kind of sorcery is this..."

    • @bravomike4734
      @bravomike4734 Před 3 lety +5

      slav* bruh

    • @tntalchemist
      @tntalchemist Před 3 lety +52

      It is scientifically impossible for him to cook something and it not be good

    • @SilvaDreams
      @SilvaDreams Před 3 lety +8

      I wouldn't say it was perfect, generally you want to toss a pan of water in the oven with it so it doesn't dry out the top and crack like his does but.. Eh close enough. (Despite all the joking around)

    • @user-kt5vo5qx5m
      @user-kt5vo5qx5m Před 3 lety +5

      So slav tricks can help,im in

    • @RaevenKS
      @RaevenKS Před 3 lety +30

      @@SilvaDreams There is like 3 cracks on his. Mine with pan of water has billion.
      It is still magic. Moreover, when you eat it, you simply don't care about 3-4 cracks :O

  • @russhyena5274
    @russhyena5274 Před 3 lety +157

    Congratulations you've baked one of the most German desserts ever. Grandma Emma would be proud of you!
    Greetings from Germany
    Cheeki Breeki :)

    • @nfspbarrister5681
      @nfspbarrister5681 Před 3 lety +7

      *Oma

    • @juannaym8488
      @juannaym8488 Před 2 lety +3

      Wait cheesecake is German?
      I am from Austria and we didn't know about cheesecake until a few years ago through America. And cheesecake is heavily associated with American culture in Austria

    • @MarianKeller
      @MarianKeller Před 2 lety +5

      @@juannaym8488 Originally Greek/Roman, but since the middle ages, it's a German specialty.

    • @crabrangoon2493
      @crabrangoon2493 Před 2 lety

      Is it not greecce?

    • @mijp
      @mijp Před 2 lety +4

      @@crabrangoon2493 That would be Feta-Cheescake. ;)
      (Yes, it is ancient Greece, the Romans got the recipe from the Greece, the rest is history. Pun intended.)

  • @Marybaklava
    @Marybaklava Před 3 lety +47

    Boris trying to pronounce graham crackers is the thing I did not know I needed in 2020. 😂

  • @jlorihen
    @jlorihen Před 3 lety +2902

    Boris: Adds 1 stick of worldwide butter.
    Me, an argentinian that has made the same mistake in the past: That´s going to be one HELL OF A CHEESECAKE.

    • @Blusuri
      @Blusuri Před 3 lety +57

      Oh no

    • @tauroadventures7897
      @tauroadventures7897 Před 3 lety +100

      Confirmo, es el horror supremo

    • @jonotwist
      @jonotwist Před 3 lety +125

      Lol that's about 4-5 times the butter you jeed

    • @MrAranton
      @MrAranton Před 3 lety +294

      @@jonotwist Well most of the butter burnt off because he heated the oven up to 350°C instead of °F. So that move was accidentially genius.

    • @thepointkiller2.157
      @thepointkiller2.157 Před 3 lety +14

      Sip yo lo he hecho,pero.. SOY URUGUAYO

  • @d.ella.y
    @d.ella.y Před 3 lety +438

    Boris has gone insane to make this cheesecake on imperial units....

  • @feraltrafficcone4483
    @feraltrafficcone4483 Před 3 lety +41

    I’m sitting here watching this and seeing him say ounces as “mouthfuls” and I’m fucking wheezing

  • @heroes-of-balkan
    @heroes-of-balkan Před 3 lety +23

    me: seeing cooking cake at 350 degrees of celsius
    also me: thats not cake, thats *_LAVA!_*

  • @UncleWermus
    @UncleWermus Před 3 lety +710

    "1 stick of butter"
    *Adds 2.9 sticks of butter*
    Still came out looking awesome!

    • @ice711real
      @ice711real Před 3 lety +10

      Never too much butter

    • @michajakubowski9043
      @michajakubowski9043 Před 3 lety +17

      HE IS A WESTERN SPY!!! TO THE GULAG WITH HIM BLYAD!!!

    • @png32
      @png32 Před 3 lety +5

      sorry to ask, but how many spoons are a stick of butter?

    • @revenant8331
      @revenant8331 Před 3 lety +22

      A Barbarian Horde no no it was 1 imperial stick of butter

    • @Billy-I-Am-Not
      @Billy-I-Am-Not Před 3 lety +30

      @Sungindra Setiawan American sticks are smaller than that one

  • @MrDoctorSchultz
    @MrDoctorSchultz Před 3 lety +590

    Considering how the cooking process was going I never would have guessed that it would actually turn out how it did

    • @carbonmonteroy
      @carbonmonteroy Před 3 lety +19

      He was definitely taking the piss but with food, taking the piss works sometimes
      I once made poached eggs in a food science class having not studied at all and I think when I wrote down the recipe I told the reader to "hunt down endangered eggs on the African savanna."

    • @tastefullyoffensive2412
      @tastefullyoffensive2412 Před 3 lety +1

      Seeing him put that much cream cheese in had me stressin

  • @billetede2peso113
    @billetede2peso113 Před 3 lety +24

    6:45 Shines as Chernobyl's Reactor 4 before exploding

  • @ZoeyTheSobble
    @ZoeyTheSobble Před 3 lety +20

    "Ah, The cake has started boiling."

  • @AKKK1182
    @AKKK1182 Před 3 lety +1284

    Casually tosses the 350 degree loaf straight into the freezer.

    • @BenTheGreat115
      @BenTheGreat115 Před 3 lety +59

      AKKuura for real how did that glass not shatter

    • @benjaminnguyen4341
      @benjaminnguyen4341 Před 3 lety +95

      Ben Pierce Soviet technology is best technology

    • @qwerty9118
      @qwerty9118 Před 3 lety +123

      @@benjaminnguyen4341 I think you'll find that German engineering is the best in the world.

    • @Poldovico
      @Poldovico Před 3 lety +31

      @@qwerty9118 Wait... is that...? Nah, couldn't be.

    • @MinatheRaichu
      @MinatheRaichu Před 3 lety +10

      @@Poldovico 👀 mayhaps

  • @purplefire2834
    @purplefire2834 Před 3 lety +1776

    "Does everybody just have the same size cup in America?"
    There's like five different definitions of a cup. At least two of them are used in America.
    Yeah, we don't understand it either

    • @killerboy-cw1wg
      @killerboy-cw1wg Před 3 lety +34

      a measuring cup

    • @quintusterleski122
      @quintusterleski122 Před 3 lety +53

      One is for solids and the other for liquids.

    • @quintusterleski122
      @quintusterleski122 Před 3 lety +18

      Skxynka the comrade a cup is 8 fluid ounces (except coffee where it is 6 oz) for reference, a typical shot glass holds one ounce.

    • @yeetusvanitas9800
      @yeetusvanitas9800 Před 3 lety +42

      gottfer Actually, from a practicality standpoint, the imperial system is optimized for the general non scientific human experience. The people creating it weren’t total idiots you know.
      For instance, it’s much more convenient to measure close distances, as well as the human body in feet than meters. As far as temperature, Fahrenheit makes sense for measuring weather: MOST global temperatures fall between 0 and 100 degrees Fahrenheit, so it gives a sensible 1 to 100 sliding scale of coldness to warmness.
      Imperial units, while not very good for scientific work, are very helpful in their own way. Metric may be logical, but that doesn’t automatically make it human friendly in scale and composition.

    • @quintusterleski122
      @quintusterleski122 Před 3 lety +14

      gottfer you didn’t even mention measurements like grains and hands. Think before you troll my dude, assuming that’s legal where you’re from.

  • @iknowdawae893
    @iknowdawae893 Před 3 lety +21

    "24...
    OZ...
    OZZZS
    OZZ
    OHHHZ
    FIRST MICKEY MOUSE
    NOW WIZARD OF OZ..."

  • @Jhulinare
    @Jhulinare Před 3 lety +13

    "Does everyone have the same size cup in America?"
    Yes, they're called red/party/solo cups.

  • @drfelixgraham
    @drfelixgraham Před 3 lety +1434

    "Babushka's discipline tool..." Some things don't change from East to West...

    • @californiaball2599
      @californiaball2599 Před 3 lety +28

      Or from west to east to even more west.

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 Před 3 lety

      Or south...in the USA or whole america😂😂😂

    • @drfelixgraham
      @drfelixgraham Před 3 lety +19

      @@nurlindafsihotang49 Exactly. My very southern Babushka was all about the Discipline Tool, lol.

    • @californiaball2599
      @californiaball2599 Před 3 lety +6

      Does SoCal count as Southern America?

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 Před 3 lety

      @@californiaball2599 ...what is the name again?...the region you just mentioned?
      .....geography?

  • @jamiljandreid.hernandez8092
    @jamiljandreid.hernandez8092 Před 3 lety +3728

    *"No such thing as too much ambition, there is only lack of motivation"*
    - Boris 2020

  • @wilee.cayote4235
    @wilee.cayote4235 Před 3 lety +22

    "one almost burned down house, but this is normal"
    Literally me everytime I cook! 😂😂

  • @piggypoutine8015
    @piggypoutine8015 Před 2 lety +10

    I watch this for first time nearly a year after it was posted, now I love cheesecake, but the amount of black magic I witnessed by the end of this video for such a good looking cake to emerge out of THAT near disaster.... Boris you are a wizard.

  • @joxering9528
    @joxering9528 Před 3 lety +980

    "8inches Sounds familiar"
    The fu-

  • @ponekadglup6649
    @ponekadglup6649 Před 3 lety +406

    the disappointment in my eyes when you didnt use svetlana to crush the cookies... outrageous.

  • @denmark5354
    @denmark5354 Před 2 lety +7

    God I had a field day with this video, as a chef, working with metric units on a daily basis myself, this was pure gold, and I've got a few colleagues to show this one to.

  • @Wombattlr
    @Wombattlr Před 3 lety +9

    This is a perfect example of finding a good sounding recipe on the internet, only to realise that it is in American measurements.

  • @ThePoeticWalrus
    @ThePoeticWalrus Před 3 lety +516

    "Vanilla we have!"
    *throws $7.00 worth of vanilla into mix*

    • @shetookthekids7645
      @shetookthekids7645 Před 3 lety +48

      So around €0.05?

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 Před 3 lety +5

      @@shetookthekids7645 is this a joke or not?

    • @0d138
      @0d138 Před 3 lety +41

      @@trollinape2697 it's 2020 so not sure at this point...

    • @tstob3467
      @tstob3467 Před 3 lety +26

      vanilla is much cheaper here in Europe. You would pay about 0.25zł for that amount

    • @shetookthekids7645
      @shetookthekids7645 Před 3 lety +15

      @@trollinape2697
      It's a joke, sort of, USD is dropping by the day

  • @boze1204
    @boze1204 Před 3 lety +186

    The moment you realize he was baking at 660 degrees Fahrenheit

    • @jrigged3542
      @jrigged3542 Před 3 lety +20

      because he was using a metric oven
      ...for an imperial recipe...

    • @MrAranton
      @MrAranton Před 3 lety +11

      Dang, six degrees more and it could be said the oven is hot as hell...

    • @ellenorbjornsdottir1166
      @ellenorbjornsdottir1166 Před 3 lety +2

      my oven only goes up to 550. my barbeque goes into the 700s

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 Před 3 lety

      Idek how hot that is

  • @minecraftroksiak3306
    @minecraftroksiak3306 Před 3 lety +14

    "3.14 subscribers"
    "Apple PIe"
    Boris is a nerd confirmed.
    7:36

  • @Kevin-ms4df
    @Kevin-ms4df Před 3 lety +6

    I dont understand how he messed it up so bad, yet made it perfectly at the same time.
    Boris, you truly are my hero

  • @Ashival
    @Ashival Před 3 lety +805

    "First Mickey Mouse, now Wizard of Oz"
    I laughed way harder at this than I should've

    • @baljeep_gay
      @baljeep_gay Před 3 lety +13

      And stir until incorporated
      "sorry babushka, it really is all about business"

    • @piggypoo
      @piggypoo Před 3 lety +3

      @@baljeep_gay This is the hardest I've laughed at a Boris vid. Maybe because am American.

    • @deltachanger714
      @deltachanger714 Před 3 lety

      Me too

    • @DerNomade1871
      @DerNomade1871 Před 3 lety +1

      Same XD

    • @MrKrypt
      @MrKrypt Před 3 lety

      @@baljeep_gay whar did he mean by that

  • @BluE68_
    @BluE68_ Před 3 lety +2097

    Boris: “Apple Pie will become a unit of measurement”
    America: Write that down write that down!

    • @Chicken_nodsop
      @Chicken_nodsop Před 3 lety +14

      Pi in math. Dose that count?

    • @GABRIEL-yq8ry
      @GABRIEL-yq8ry Před 3 lety +15

      American has more fat people than Canada

    • @GABRIEL-yq8ry
      @GABRIEL-yq8ry Před 3 lety

      @me 262 yes

    • @princesscadance197
      @princesscadance197 Před 3 lety +16

      As an American, I am...!
      Not offended, because knowing this country, that probably would become a unit of measurement.

    • @hamburger7243
      @hamburger7243 Před 3 lety +2

      this is why I hate living in the USA

  • @elxenos1
    @elxenos1 Před 2 lety +9

    "First Mickey mouse ,now Wizard of Oz"
    Got me laughing so hard!

  • @pandoratheclay
    @pandoratheclay Před 9 měsíci +2

    “Mix until incorporated” had me cackling

  • @dotty7789
    @dotty7789 Před 3 lety +178

    Boris: uses block of butter
    Americans: *visibly sweating*

    • @spyderf16
      @spyderf16 Před 3 lety +3

      That's the Paula Deen version.

    • @8vantor8
      @8vantor8 Před 3 lety

      na he put the right amount in (not really)

    • @kenworthkid998
      @kenworthkid998 Před 3 lety +10

      He put in 2 sticks holy shit I makes a difference he answerd my burning question of how much is too much

  • @kidsavvy660
    @kidsavvy660 Před 3 lety +983

    "Does everybody have the same size cup in America?" As an American, I have also wondered that at some point.

    • @rachelmoody1520
      @rachelmoody1520 Před 3 lety +28

      ...do you not have the special measuring cups?

    • @californiaball2599
      @californiaball2599 Před 3 lety +5

      We do.

    • @net343
      @net343 Před 3 lety +2

      The average cup is 12 oz right?

    • @californiaball2599
      @californiaball2599 Před 3 lety +13

      No, it’s 8 fluid ounces.

    • @snowdapplesnowdapple9795
      @snowdapplesnowdapple9795 Před 3 lety +25

      It is? I dont even know what an oz is.. i know the metric system much better.. said the american who has only left the country twice in her entire life..

  • @Sniperboy5551
    @Sniperboy5551 Před rokem +4

    Boris is a very talented chef. Despite him seemingly having no clue what the measurements were, he got the proportions pretty damn on point. That actually looked good, despite being baked in the fires of hell!

  • @hithere4350
    @hithere4350 Před 3 lety +6

    Seeing boris saying graham cracker fills me with happiness

  • @TehAlekzi
    @TehAlekzi Před 3 lety +805

    "We'll celebrate 3.14M subs and make apple pie instead"
    I'll have to admit that I missed that joke on the first watch..

    • @aristidescollazos2798
      @aristidescollazos2798 Před 3 lety +17

      what joke OHG OG IIG OIGF O H OH IOH OH MAN YU ASPDAHDSJ HBJAHSDASJD JHAS I GOT IT WHILE WRITING THIS

    • @mayhazza133
      @mayhazza133 Před 3 lety +20

      OHH SHITTTT I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS A JOKE TILL YOU POINTED IT OUT, and even then it took me SO LONG

    • @lole9867
      @lole9867 Před 3 lety +6

      Can you explain? sorry I'm kinda dumb

    • @MEGAWERTY
      @MEGAWERTY Před 3 lety +18

      @@lole9867 the starting numbers of pi

    • @aristidescollazos2798
      @aristidescollazos2798 Před 3 lety +19

      @@lole9867 3.14 is pi number

  • @The_Rat_King
    @The_Rat_King Před 3 lety +387

    Boris: "one stick of butter"
    Me: "oh, oh no"

    • @onceuponaban
      @onceuponaban Před 3 lety +36

      That is when you apply a staple of French cuisine wisdom: *There is never too much butter.*

    • @hamburger7243
      @hamburger7243 Před 3 lety +4

      onceuponaban If you don’t have a heart failure that’s not enough butter.

  • @explosiveaddict6939
    @explosiveaddict6939 Před 3 lety +12

    I'm an American, and I've done similar recipes. I also LOVE cheesecake. I was amazed how he was doing every single step wrong but everything went relatively well. American measurements make no sense at all. Did you know that the foot was created by measuring the length of King Henry I's foot? Dumbest measurement system.

  • @davidec.4021
    @davidec.4021 Před 2 lety +4

    This video is hysterical, how did i miss it. Love ya boris

  • @theRx
    @theRx Před 3 lety +1160

    Me: Yeah Yeah 350 sounds right.
    Boris: *Cranking the oven to max*
    Me: Huh, a max of 350 is kind of low for an ove- BORIS NO YOU DEBIL
    And yet he makes it work in the end

    • @JoelDashReed
      @JoelDashReed Před 3 lety +76

      I'm somewhat surprised for it to work... and worked well!! That cheesecake got a very good caramelized color!

    • @madensmith7014
      @madensmith7014 Před 3 lety +52

      True Slav magic

    • @lizardgirl413
      @lizardgirl413 Před 3 lety +33

      Me: woah 350?? thats like,,,, almost 4 times the boiling point of water

    • @samotnaf007
      @samotnaf007 Před 3 lety +23

      @@lizardgirl413 3,5 to be exact :D

    • @nottsoserious
      @nottsoserious Před 3 lety +17

      I don't know why Boris has 473 Kelvin on his oven. Literally almost every recipe calls for 180C (or 350F) but that is 453K. I guess he just likes to cook at 200C instead

  • @jeambacalo3196
    @jeambacalo3196 Před 3 lety +565

    I fear no man!
    but that thing!
    "Imperial units!"
    It scares me!

  • @ythunter4288
    @ythunter4288 Před 3 lety +16

    0:59 As an American, this cracked me up 🤣🤣

  • @legoclonetrooper4053
    @legoclonetrooper4053 Před 3 lety +4

    for this entire video i was yelling
    "BORIS NOOOO"

  • @mito0513
    @mito0513 Před 3 lety +150

    almost had a heart attack when he set that oven to 350 lmao

    • @geegoflex6762
      @geegoflex6762 Před 3 lety +3

      Dont worry borris is best cook comrade he knows what hes doing

  • @Aliceintherosegarden
    @Aliceintherosegarden Před 3 lety +1823

    Actual title "Boris roasts the American measurement system."

    • @zakhapiell4142
      @zakhapiell4142 Před 3 lety +17

      Weel they are not americano but imperial

    • @foreverstream
      @foreverstream Před 3 lety +16

      It's murica

    • @Bllksem
      @Bllksem Před 3 lety +47

      @@zakhapiell4142 imperial is used by 3 countries in the world, 2 of which no one talks about so it might as well be lmao

    • @Bllksem
      @Bllksem Před 3 lety +5

      @Bagheera I mean I live in Alberta and a lot of people do use imperial for measuring things like your height, but I've only ever seen signs that say 2m apart and at least my oven is in celcius. Also I mean I'm in my last yest of high school and I still havent really been taught the imperial system. The only time we used it was to learn to convert units. Though I'm not originally from here so neither of my parents ever really use imperial for anything so ig I've got a slightly different view on it.

    • @freepalestine1673
      @freepalestine1673 Před 3 lety

      Lol

  • @jnerdsblog
    @jnerdsblog Před 3 lety +12

    @3:00 Been a while since I've laughed like that, thank you Boris.

  • @supernova6694
    @supernova6694 Před 3 lety +5

    Boris: tosses 350°F cake into freezer
    Me, being raised by my mother: You'll break the fucking thing. They're not amazing at dealing with those hot dishes

  • @wouldntyouliketoknow5064
    @wouldntyouliketoknow5064 Před 3 lety +502

    Boris using imperial units, his love for his fans shows past his hatred for western things, to which I say thank you!

    • @jokapa244
      @jokapa244 Před 3 lety +14

      you know he is just making fun of your units right

    • @schretlenaugustijn2391
      @schretlenaugustijn2391 Před 3 lety +19

      Ah yes, because the USA, Liberia and Myanmar is the entire west.

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle Před 3 lety +22

      Calling Imperial units "Western" offends me somehow.
      There's way more Western countries that aren't part of that madness ;D

    • @wouldntyouliketoknow5064
      @wouldntyouliketoknow5064 Před 3 lety +2

      @@schretlenaugustijn2391 ah yes taking a generalization for a comment seriously.

    • @owayasomething9295
      @owayasomething9295 Před 3 lety +2

      The word 'use' is doing a lot of work in that sentence XD

  • @mia-lc2om
    @mia-lc2om Před 3 lety +682

    as an american i can tell you that every time you open an egg here mickey mouse will appear

    • @xX_wiLLiam_Xx
      @xX_wiLLiam_Xx Před 3 lety +7

      I can confirm

    • @dx_Rain_xb
      @dx_Rain_xb Před 3 lety +4

      Blyat, no wonder all those times I fried the chicken devices look terrifyingly familiar

    • @ryanxin1848
      @ryanxin1848 Před 3 lety +7

      @@dx_Rain_xb *chicken produce

    • @henrijayy
      @henrijayy Před 3 lety +10

      Huh-hoh! Better buy a Walt Disney™®© ltd. brand of plate to eat those eggs on!
      *You don't know how much Donald has suffered.*

    • @tsunamie1015
      @tsunamie1015 Před 3 lety +5

      Do you get a cease and desist letter for every egg you crack open or do they sum it up into one letter for each recipe?

  • @jacohuman3196
    @jacohuman3196 Před měsícem +1

    Loving this quote from Boris: "There is no such thing as too much ambition, there is only lack of motivation."
    Keep up the good work blin

  • @yinyangsepticruski
    @yinyangsepticruski Před 3 lety +3

    "Also 350 degrees
    A bit extreme
    I think what they meant to write
    was Fahrenheit."
    - Poem Classes with Boris

  • @dustycrustyhomelessman1648
    @dustycrustyhomelessman1648 Před 3 lety +203

    boris: sets oven to 350°C
    americans: *visibly sweating*

  • @xunzhai5985
    @xunzhai5985 Před 3 lety +121

    "First Mickey Mouse, now Wizard of Oz"
    I died laughing lmao HAHAH

  • @tittumsmcsprinkles9020
    @tittumsmcsprinkles9020 Před 2 lety +5

    This scares me but I love cheesecake enough to actually try it.

  • @kKing235
    @kKing235 Před 3 lety +2

    Wow, I have found my new favorite Chanel to watch at 2am

  • @devil_master1562
    @devil_master1562 Před 3 lety +97

    I’m not sure which is more surprising, how bad he messed up the recipe, or the fact that it turned out well anyway.

    • @axelfireflame
      @axelfireflame Před 3 lety +8

      As a Asian American, my motto in the house when making either styled food is, if it works it works, and blin does it work

    • @gso619
      @gso619 Před 3 lety +6

      Because when you know how to cook you can just adapt to the recipe as you go, like he did. He didn't follow it to the letter, he went "Hold up, this doesn't seem right" and basically corrected his fuck-ups by eye.

  • @GoestiaDimas
    @GoestiaDimas Před 3 lety +612

    The rest of the world: WHY CAN YOU JUST BE NORMAL
    America: *Screams in Fahrenheit, Ft,miles, and Pounds

    • @squirrelguy2195
      @squirrelguy2195 Před 3 lety +35

      (Points to the UK) Does blame us, it was their idea.

    • @ripno2672
      @ripno2672 Před 3 lety +4

      @@SamS-fq5yw because politicians are fucking stupid and when you learn it in school but not the other way, most people dont bother.

    • @cameronclark994
      @cameronclark994 Před 3 lety +7

      @@SamS-fq5yw why tf ur username so long

    • @8vantor8
      @8vantor8 Před 3 lety +5

      @@SamS-fq5yw it apears you need it

    • @beankaty2651
      @beankaty2651 Před 3 lety +5

      ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ it’s not hurting anyone, and most people already know how to use it. We’re taught it in school.

  • @nordmann1375
    @nordmann1375 Před měsícem +1

    Task failed successfully
    On a real note ya gotta really respect Boris. He makes a huge mess out of everything and dirties a weeks worth of dishes for our informational purposes and entertainment. Thank you Boris

  • @Tuboflard
    @Tuboflard Před 3 lety +4

    "8 inches, number does sound familiar" Boris be packin confirmed

  • @Spectrarian
    @Spectrarian Před 3 lety +110

    I absolutely lost my shit when he very deadpan said "ohzz."

  • @nedasstropus7709
    @nedasstropus7709 Před 3 lety +117

    He almost turned his joke of "if you have burned down yout house, try again" into a reality

  • @nrpbrown
    @nrpbrown Před 3 lety +1

    That was honestly impressive!

  • @Teddy_M
    @Teddy_M Před 3 lety +6

    As someone who had to make cheesecake twice a week for about a year, Seeing that butter cookie soup hurt my soul.

  • @Crimsin19937
    @Crimsin19937 Před 3 lety +353

    "Pretty sure they mean chicken produce."
    Just make sure is not moose egg!

    • @destructiveblue
      @destructiveblue Před 3 lety

      Wait till uou find out rooster lay egg

    • @raymondbiskner6885
      @raymondbiskner6885 Před 3 lety +3

      Moose egg only found in Canadian recipe.

    • @ClashPENTA
      @ClashPENTA Před 3 lety

      Raymond Biskner да

    • @AnonyDave
      @AnonyDave Před 3 lety +1

      Let's play it safe and go with the emu egg 🤔

    • @swag_8884
      @swag_8884 Před 3 lety +2

      Nono, Moose egg is only found in canada! Use bear egg instead!

  • @AhPook
    @AhPook Před 3 lety +481

    The hilarious part is, his ingredient measurements were actually almost perfectly spot on. The only thing that I would consider a mistake is the burnt crust, but honestly, burnt butter and cookie probably tastes about like a graham cracker.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 Před 3 lety +3

      Wait a sec what

    • @baraghy3627
      @baraghy3627 Před 2 lety +10

      Idk but imperial feels more natural for a lot of stuff like inch foot Oz and lbs are more useful for daily life and metric is more useful academically it’s precision vs feel
      Either way fuck imperial

    • @zekrinealfa1113
      @zekrinealfa1113 Před 2 lety +56

      @@baraghy3627 It feels more natural to you because you are used to it, it doesn't feel natural to anyone raised with metric.

    • @baraghy3627
      @baraghy3627 Před 2 lety +2

      @@zekrinealfa1113 Raised In Syria we use metric but used to use local standards before

    • @7667neko
      @7667neko Před 2 lety +9

      Proportions matter more than measurements.

  • @rhinokick6606
    @rhinokick6606 Před 3 lety +7

    As a western spy this was the funniest shit I've seen in a while

  • @Dave0439
    @Dave0439 Před 8 měsíci +2

    wow, i would have never thought the Stielhandgranate would ever help boris with cooking!

  • @violetmoon1587
    @violetmoon1587 Před 3 lety +140

    "There's no such thing as too much ambition, there is only lack of motivation!"

  • @swag_8884
    @swag_8884 Před 3 lety +337

    Who remembers when the title was: “COOKING CHEESECAKE WITH IMPERIAL UNITS”?

  • @112steinway
    @112steinway Před 3 lety +6

    You know, a cheesecake with a crust made of digestives and other tea biscuits actually sounds pretty good.

    • @orphanslayer6546
      @orphanslayer6546 Před 2 lety

      Why do brits call them digestive. That makes it seem like they are medicated

    • @orphanslayer6546
      @orphanslayer6546 Před 2 lety

      I can deal with calling them biscuits but digestives. REALLY?

    • @aurangzebbaig4712
      @aurangzebbaig4712 Před rokem

      ​@@orphanslayer6546 Have you never heard of McVitie's Digestive Biscuits?

  • @CoolHwhipHair
    @CoolHwhipHair Před 3 lety +3

    i think i almost had a panic attack when i saw the crust be literal liquid

  • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
    @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ Před 3 lety +649

    *No one*
    *Americans:* So, now put it in the oven at the heat of June 14th times the number of weapons per capita for 1 and half baseball games

    • @ozzymand1as
      @ozzymand1as Před 3 lety +88

      As an American, this brought a single bald eagle tear to my star spangled eye.

    • @robvinsky
      @robvinsky Před 3 lety +20

      So like 450 F?

    • @thepersondotjpg
      @thepersondotjpg Před 3 lety +16

      What is this? Psycho Math?!

    • @umcaraqualquer3640
      @umcaraqualquer3640 Před 3 lety +9

      @@thepersondotjpg American math!

    • @thepersondotjpg
      @thepersondotjpg Před 3 lety +3

      @@umcaraqualquer3640 You never watched Crashbox before, haven't you?

  • @broncoxy
    @broncoxy Před 3 lety +296

    As a non american, using normal measurements, I can absolutely feel his confusion

    • @RoopeRontu1999
      @RoopeRontu1999 Před 3 lety +21

      Same here in Finland, comrade. It's easier with desilitres and teaspoons etc.

    • @luksutin2139
      @luksutin2139 Před 3 lety +1

      @@RoopeRontu1999 Torilla tavataan?

    • @TheTimpeP
      @TheTimpeP Před 3 lety

      @@luksutin2139 Ehdottomasti

    • @Amghannam
      @Amghannam Před 3 lety +4

      Same in Belgium, he was actually better than me that he figured it was 350 F.
      I was just like wtf 350 C?

    • @RoopeRontu1999
      @RoopeRontu1999 Před 3 lety

      @@luksutin2139 Torilla tavataan.

  • @MechaMario64
    @MechaMario64 Před 3 lety +5

    As a Canadian who has to fight American recipe measurements all the time I saw you put the butter in and just stared. I too have gotten messed up with the diference between a brick of butter and a stick of butter and I have paid for it dearly

  • @itsamepersonio7338
    @itsamepersonio7338 Před 3 lety

    This is bloody amazing

  • @suzusuzujuicy
    @suzusuzujuicy Před 3 lety +257

    No, no, he actually did it a lot better than I was expecting.
    Good job.

    • @PauI123
      @PauI123 Před 3 lety

      Here before this comment blows up

    • @incognito3834
      @incognito3834 Před 3 lety

      fr why did this look better than my cheesecake

  • @vonBelfry
    @vonBelfry Před 3 lety +113

    "They asked if Summer Sun has started boiling head already."
    Dude. This is why I watch you. You're an ingenious writer.

  • @naruji15
    @naruji15 Před 3 lety +4

    I love the way he says Graham cracker 😂😂😂😂❤️

  • @emanresu3683
    @emanresu3683 Před 2 lety

    Ooo and oldie but a goodie. Fresh on my feed.