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  • čas přidán 23. 07. 2017
  • A man on a first date starts to tell jokes.
    TRACTION is used with permission from Rory Uphold. Learn more at onlyinhella.com.
  • Krátké a kreslené filmy

Komentáře • 12K

  • @zachg9228
    @zachg9228 Před 6 lety +59150

    "We're more concerned about being called racists than we are about racism"

    • @TheNewMaxico
      @TheNewMaxico Před 6 lety +362

      ^

    • @MozVesper
      @MozVesper Před 6 lety +1139

      Zach G agreed plus were all racist and prejudiced at some level

    • @DVID-yf5nm
      @DVID-yf5nm Před 6 lety +58

      Zach G no other way around

    • @breadstick6999
      @breadstick6999 Před 6 lety +97

      Is that Macklemore?

    • @Eshiay
      @Eshiay Před 6 lety +542

      My thoughts are: take a joke in context. TV shows like South Park or Family Guy are offensive, but they're equally offensive to every kind of person. It's fine when it's taken in this regard. If a friend tells you a couple offensive jokes and it was in that kind of context where they're just making fun of people in general, why should it matter? If you find it funny, laugh and enjoy your friend's company.

  • @farfromillusion
    @farfromillusion Před 4 lety +5421

    "I'm very sensitive to the topic of racism because the deeper I go into the discussion, the harder it is for me to hide my true thoughts."

    • @iamxperior
      @iamxperior Před 3 lety +85

      This is what she really wanted to say🤣

    • @PrettyOmnificent333
      @PrettyOmnificent333 Před 3 lety +9

      Right on point.

    • @aloevera1269
      @aloevera1269 Před 3 lety +89

      @Clorox Bleach going by your logic, the fact that you knew that she understood the joke means that you understood the joke, and so , you're racist too. Right?
      (Personally, understanding a racist joke doesn't mean we are racist. It just means that we are aware. So you're not racist, and neither is she.)

    • @prodnyu
      @prodnyu Před 3 lety +4

      Tell your jokes and move on. You gonna forget it about in a day or two

    • @MsPierre
      @MsPierre Před 3 lety +15

      I honestly believe whether we admit it or not we all have a bit of racism within us.

  • @AMSNDylan
    @AMSNDylan Před 3 lety +5825

    “I can’t be racist, my shadow is black” is literally a joke making fun of people that say they they can’t be racist because they have black friends.

    • @AB-J
      @AB-J Před 3 lety +50

      Ohhhhh I actually didn’t know that

    • @LLStark
      @LLStark Před 3 lety +10

      Hmmmm😒

    • @imfatloser1958
      @imfatloser1958 Před 3 lety +56

      @@LLStark what’s that supposed to mean?

    • @LLStark
      @LLStark Před 3 lety +28

      @@imfatloser1958
      It means, Hmmmm
      Its a jester thats all. Howabout us ones that say "i cant be racist because i'm black". I heard this or read it somewhere for the 1st time a few months ago. Of course it has nothing to do with the movie i just wanted to see a brief opinion about it,( please not to make nothing big of it)

    • @imfatloser1958
      @imfatloser1958 Před 3 lety +25

      @@LLStark what do you mean it’s a jester?
      And I asked because “hmmm” doesn’t tell me your full opinion like you just did now.

  • @zwjeffrey
    @zwjeffrey Před 3 lety +88

    "You ordered the ribs. That's a weird first date meal to order." Savage.

  • @cocobeanie4704
    @cocobeanie4704 Před 4 lety +7332

    “I’m not asking for money, just let that sink in a little bit” 😂

    • @danied605
      @danied605 Před 4 lety +332

      His facial expression is what had me rolling 😂

    • @anasqureshi2479
      @anasqureshi2479 Před 3 lety +11

      What does the last phrase mean??

    • @larrenlistens
      @larrenlistens Před 3 lety +206

      anas qureshi He was asking her to think about her actions toward him. How she assumed he was asking her for money just because he was black and on the street. He was offended and wanted her to know without being angry or aggressive toward her. I hope this helped! 😊

    • @anasqureshi2479
      @anasqureshi2479 Před 3 lety +67

      @@larrenlistens yeah i get that ,but "let it sink in " is it like ",get it into your big fat brain " but in a nice manner?? 😂😂

    • @larrenlistens
      @larrenlistens Před 3 lety +29

      anas qureshi 🤣🤣🤣 Exactly!!!

  • @ariwang8613
    @ariwang8613 Před 4 lety +12144

    The guy acts racist to seem funny.
    The woman is actually racist.

    • @QuitRuiningMyRecommendations
      @QuitRuiningMyRecommendations Před 4 lety +654

      "Pretending" to be racist is still obnoxious. That's what racists like to say, that they were JuST jOkINg GoSH dOnt TaKe iT sErIOuS

    • @shawnshubbo7727
      @shawnshubbo7727 Před 4 lety +276

      Actual Communist Bun he wasn’t racist he was making stereo typical jokes

    • @manon562
      @manon562 Před 4 lety +422

      It's called subconscious racism. She is politically correct,but she is subconsciously racist. Yep!

    • @TampaJohn
      @TampaJohn Před 4 lety +61

      Actual Communist Bun So 95% of standup comedians, of all races are racist? Is that what you’re saying?

    • @berekexer56
      @berekexer56 Před 4 lety +87

      @@QuitRuiningMyRecommendations So I can become a scientist by making a science joke!

  • @Gangari_the_Wanderer
    @Gangari_the_Wanderer Před 3 lety +988

    No-one's talking about it, but I actually thought one of the significant points they were making is how EXTREMELY agenda-driven her hypersensitivity is. She doesn't give a crap about jokes concerning Christianity--she just cares about "racist" jokes.

    • @lordnelsonmc.billionberg9166
      @lordnelsonmc.billionberg9166 Před 3 lety +65

      yeah I know.
      she is a total NPC.

    • @BLRsanket
      @BLRsanket Před 3 lety +18

      Good point. I had missed that

    • @reginakostuch3791
      @reginakostuch3791 Před 3 lety +67

      That's such a good point. I'm a Christian and I guess I'm so used to people making fun of my religion that it went over my head...

    • @zuzannablackmore4625
      @zuzannablackmore4625 Před 3 lety +34

      I am sick of Christianity jokes and it is so common

    • @jimreimers4213
      @jimreimers4213 Před 3 lety +22

      @@zuzannablackmore4625 No one has the balls to criticize muzlims but Christianity is fair game because religious critics are chickens

  • @DeclanDG
    @DeclanDG Před 3 lety +243

    "That's racist." "We're going Dutch."
    Oh, the irony!

  • @tyl3raz7
    @tyl3raz7 Před 4 lety +3890

    Terrible “that’s what she said” joke

    • @fatimad6848
      @fatimad6848 Před 4 lety +84

      Tyl3rAZ Michael Scott would be disappointed. 😂

    • @nabentoes
      @nabentoes Před 4 lety +3

      James Wilkinson lol

    • @DinoMan_6
      @DinoMan_6 Před 4 lety +2

      Agreed.

    • @Eldor-117
      @Eldor-117 Před 4 lety +9

      Oh god, yes. Not moaning in ecstasy just agreeing

    • @anneliese8523
      @anneliese8523 Před 4 lety +5

      Falls off the bone melts in your mouth

  • @ClassyNova
    @ClassyNova Před 4 lety +5421

    "Yeah, I'm not asking for money...
    Let that sink in a little bit."
    That was epic, and the delivery was flawless.

    • @salt1404
      @salt1404 Před 4 lety +169

      What he did with his eyes was awesome, that’s good acting

    • @ClassyNova
      @ClassyNova Před 4 lety +12

      @@salt1404 Ikr?

    • @proximacentauri2684
      @proximacentauri2684 Před 4 lety +2

      I don’t actually get it.

    • @robertmanning3922
      @robertmanning3922 Před 4 lety +17

      Paul Atreides What part don’t you get Paul?

    • @OhHeBustin
      @OhHeBustin Před 4 lety +1

      @@proximacentauri2684 me neither, baby acting

  • @BlackPanther-qo2tv
    @BlackPanther-qo2tv Před 2 lety +304

    Love this. It shows how a person can be racist without even knowing it.

    • @YourCreepyUncle.
      @YourCreepyUncle. Před rokem +4

      It doesn't actually "show" anything, because it's fiction.

    • @sunsigne4081
      @sunsigne4081 Před rokem

      Actually, the whole point of being racist is you don't even know you are. Racist ones are always the other ^^

    • @TodaysDante
      @TodaysDante Před 5 měsíci

      @@YourCreepyUncle. - It's the moral of the story. All good fiction has one. It's called the theme.

  • @mongojoe21
    @mongojoe21 Před 3 lety +71

    She was just virtue signaling by acting offended at a relatively benign joke, and then proceeded to be terribly raciest to a black man right to his face

    • @basedbear1605
      @basedbear1605 Před 2 lety +11

      It's called being a democrat.

    • @martinwebb1681
      @martinwebb1681 Před 2 lety +13

      @@basedbear1605 ... You're doing exactly the same thing right there 😂 ... judging a whole bunch of different people because they're Democrats.

    • @esewhachudoinn
      @esewhachudoinn Před 2 lety

      @@martinwebb1681 fr 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

    • @anjaneyagaming295
      @anjaneyagaming295 Před rokem

      @@martinwebb1681 that's different , Democrat is an ideology . Judging a party that fought tooth and nail to keep black people in chains and a 100 years of 2nd class citizen , afterwards ? He'll yeah I am

  • @eat_ze_bugs
    @eat_ze_bugs Před 6 lety +7528

    Plot twist : black guy was his wingman.

    • @_yuri
      @_yuri Před 6 lety +22

      Kevin Yeoh lmao

    • @rebeccamcculloch6041
      @rebeccamcculloch6041 Před 6 lety +28

      Kevin Yeoh made my day😂😂

    • @Scareth
      @Scareth Před 6 lety +74

      Kevin Yeoh now I understood what happened. I thought the white guy was racist, then helped the black guy with directions, and left the girl for no reason. I was so confused

    • @bubblemum
      @bubblemum Před 6 lety +160

      She was really a racist in her heart, which is why sh assumed that the guy was asking for money, not directions.

    • @eljefe6555
      @eljefe6555 Před 6 lety +10

      JoAnn Abbott bruh she aint he just looked homeless

  • @Tasheaj
    @Tasheaj Před 4 lety +10547

    When you’re black and laughed at the rib joke.

    • @destinymartin489
      @destinymartin489 Před 4 lety +94

      I did

    • @TemplarX2
      @TemplarX2 Před 4 lety +406

      I thought we like chicken and watermelon.

    • @MrTmb64
      @MrTmb64 Před 4 lety +336

      I didn't even get it

    • @scottwall3095
      @scottwall3095 Před 4 lety +341

      Takr a rib from anyone and youre asking for fists lol.

    • @scottwall3095
      @scottwall3095 Před 4 lety +34

      @@Joshuaeway03 lol, I was talking about barbaqued ribs

  • @kevdernman
    @kevdernman Před 3 lety +226

    WIN! As a black guy I loved the irony AND his jokes😂

    • @lordnelsonmc.billionberg9166
      @lordnelsonmc.billionberg9166 Před 3 lety +4

      that means you are probably a laid back chilled dude :)

    • @imakeucry1336
      @imakeucry1336 Před 3 lety +4

      U could be a white guy we'll never know

    • @BasedHawaiian
      @BasedHawaiian Před 2 lety +9

      @@imakeucry1336 Are you just upset because not every black person agrees with you. Every comment that says they are black, you had to comment that there’s no proof. What does that say about you?

    • @probrickgamer
      @probrickgamer Před 2 lety

      Dude was dressed like he was homeless though

    • @kevdernman
      @kevdernman Před 2 lety +4

      @@probrickgamer clean white hoodie backpack… homeless? You got some well taken care of homeless where you live. Btw are you looking at the clothes or his skin.

  • @axolotlboy8127
    @axolotlboy8127 Před 3 lety +72

    Dark humour is like food not everyone gets it

    • @sentientcapitalism3889
      @sentientcapitalism3889 Před 3 lety +3

      XD, you gonna get so many people mad lmao

    • @axolotlboy8127
      @axolotlboy8127 Před 3 lety +6

      @@sentientcapitalism3889 I know
      Edit:that's the point

    • @retnugnahte
      @retnugnahte Před 3 lety

      BRUH lmaoo

    • @firemaana6440
      @firemaana6440 Před 2 lety

      lmfao, like this, we need to see people get mad

    • @casuals.3.19
      @casuals.3.19 Před rokem +3

      Good one. But damn with the ribs' joke, I would've stopped laughing not because it's racist but it don't make any sense

  • @Jsquadgamers
    @Jsquadgamers Před 6 lety +17716

    "I cant be racist, my shadows black" Bruh im DYING

  • @guhh8792
    @guhh8792 Před 3 lety +1269

    That dude was born to be an uncle

  • @lisajanebrooklyn
    @lisajanebrooklyn Před 2 lety +36

    I love the way he chalks up one last point for himself before walking away from her.

  • @GinaGreenlee
    @GinaGreenlee Před 3 lety +39

    "let that sink in a little bit." The best line in the movie.

  • @da96103
    @da96103 Před 4 lety +2687

    To the blonde girl, it was more important not to appear as a racist than being a racist.
    You can be a racist but just don't show it to others.

    • @Justi.n
      @Justi.n Před 4 lety +47

      I mean I agree but. A non offensive joke isnt really appearing to be racist. People will just label stuff as they want.

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl Před 4 lety +5

      da96103
      She wasn’t racist. Dude looked like like a bum.

    • @viktorthevictor6240
      @viktorthevictor6240 Před 4 lety +58

      @@AddBowIfGirl
      She had the prejudice to assume the black man was asking for money, while the guy just made some jokes.
      And you wrote "like" twice

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl Před 4 lety +13

      Viktor the victor
      But it’s racist of you and the audience to assume her assumption was based on his race and not instead on his bummy scruffy attire. I didn’t cut the guy off but I did once assume a scruffy bearded white guy was homeless and about to ask for money when he turned out to be a college student looking for his friend’s building. The male date is still closer to being a racist here.

    • @trollnerd
      @trollnerd Před 4 lety +24

      I know what this show was going for but I've literally never in my life heard someone say "sorry I dont have any money" to a clean shaven clean clothes black man who hasn't said a word yet and I live in New York city.

  • @F17A
    @F17A Před 4 lety +17475

    Moral of the story: the guy isn’t racist because he made a racist joke, the girl is racist because she is.

    • @zyrethz5409
      @zyrethz5409 Před 4 lety +491

      فاء بن ألف' not even a racist joke just a dark joke

    • @uthandophumelele
      @uthandophumelele Před 4 lety +1248

      He's racist because if the racist act of telling racist jokes.
      She's racist by being "antiracist" in defending Black people but still holding racist stereotypes towards them.
      Bayafana.

    • @stellagyan541
      @stellagyan541 Před 4 lety +514

      No, they're both racist. The lady thinks she's not racist because she defends black ppl but she is.

    • @Justjkeys
      @Justjkeys Před 4 lety +51

      phumelele makhoba no even us black people tell does jokes for instinct every one in my fam is black they be like if she was black she’d be gone just for fun not for disrespect

    • @trinayanakaushik811
      @trinayanakaushik811 Před 4 lety +45

      On point
      Talkers just talk.
      Doers do.

  • @kb3ojg461
    @kb3ojg461 Před rokem +75

    This illustrates the difference between what I call "performative wokeness" and actual human decency.

  • @GCohen9782
    @GCohen9782 Před rokem +17

    This is fantastic. Love how it ended so much.

  • @anniebehm6689
    @anniebehm6689 Před 4 lety +8147

    CZcams has an interesting sense of timing when placing things on my recommended page

  • @manwithlongnose2810
    @manwithlongnose2810 Před 4 lety +2566

    “I don’t have any money”
    HE SAW HER WALK OUT OF A FANCY RESTAURANT

    • @OGSnoberry
      @OGSnoberry Před 4 lety +63

      It's a commonly accepted colloquialism that is generally understood to mean "I don't have cash"

    • @JJ-yu6og
      @JJ-yu6og Před 4 lety +13

      He was dressed like a transient. If he came up to her wearing a suit, she wouldn't have assumed he's asking for money.

    • @danieldeandrade5741
      @danieldeandrade5741 Před 4 lety +8

      Not really the point but ok

    • @Bekona12
      @Bekona12 Před 4 lety +72

      @@JJ-yu6og transient how ? having a hoodie and a hat ? wow, here is the racist

    • @seangraul2861
      @seangraul2861 Před 4 lety +15

      Alexander Todorov if ur in a downtown area it’s common to find homeless ppl dressed like this. i do the same with white ppl if i get the idea they might ask for cash because they don’t present themselves in a good manner.
      especially if ur coming out of a nice restaurant it VERY common.

  • @c_n_b
    @c_n_b Před 3 lety +10

    "Excuse me maam, do you know the way to Rib City?"

  • @Askjeevespls
    @Askjeevespls Před 3 lety +7

    “I can’t be racist, my shadows black.” HAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • @eskimo330
    @eskimo330 Před 6 lety +1398

    dark humor is just like clean water, not everyone in the world gets it

  • @Chilldude579
    @Chilldude579 Před 4 lety +3812

    Side moral of the story: some people like to talk about themselves in a way that is all good, and even believe it themselves, but when it comes to practicality, no one is immune to prejudice.

    • @onewiththeslugs8928
      @onewiththeslugs8928 Před 4 lety +1

      For a second I thought your profile picture was Stan from It Chapter 2

    • @Chilldude579
      @Chilldude579 Před 4 lety +9

      @@onewiththeslugs8928 thanks?

    • @onewiththeslugs8928
      @onewiththeslugs8928 Před 4 lety +1

      Dorukan Kalem sorry it’s super off topic but it just popped into my head probably because I watched that series like 3 times this week 😆

    • @Chilldude579
      @Chilldude579 Před 4 lety +1

      @@onewiththeslugs8928 hahah no that's cool, just don't know if it's a compliment or a mock lol

    • @onewiththeslugs8928
      @onewiththeslugs8928 Před 4 lety +2

      Dorukan Kale It was more just me typing what I was thinking for no apparent reason XD I’d take it as a compliment tho Andy Bean is pretty rad

  • @Orangutanism
    @Orangutanism Před 6 měsíci +2

    Would be funny if the dining table actually turned XD

  • @lorddio2737
    @lorddio2737 Před 3 lety +40

    "My shadow is black!" was funny as hell.

  • @Toysourboy
    @Toysourboy Před 4 lety +4294

    "I'm sensitive to that topic."
    *Black guy tries to ask her a question*
    "Sorry I don"t have any money."

    • @kangleipakmapari1742
      @kangleipakmapari1742 Před 4 lety +16

      Fookin hillarious 🤣🤣🤣
      Ur comment is so underrated

    • @Max200012
      @Max200012 Před 4 lety +113

      thanks for telling me what happened in the video because i definitely didn't watch it

    • @splinterwoah
      @splinterwoah Před 4 lety +45

      And the even more sad is that she lied when she said she had no money cuz she had money to pay the dinner even when the guy said he would pay it she just didnt want to give it to the black dude

    • @jyotirmoykundu
      @jyotirmoykundu Před 4 lety +12

      That guy is not racist at all.

    • @ffp4585
      @ffp4585 Před 4 lety +12

      Lol she calls the police when she sees an African American in her neighborhood

  • @magdalenajuliaciolek
    @magdalenajuliaciolek Před 3 lety +3423

    She laughed at a sexist joke that was actually insulting her and was a Karen when it is about black people and then turns out to be racist wtf

    • @AndreiPopescu
      @AndreiPopescu Před 3 lety +140

      There is a saying "The thief cries out "Thieves!"" - a lot of people blame others for doing the same things they do themselves.

    • @my-2-centstoday
      @my-2-centstoday Před 3 lety +72

      What joke insulted her? A 2nd coming? How is that a sexist insult?

    • @user-kt2uu9xo6v
      @user-kt2uu9xo6v Před 3 lety +71

      she laughed at the sexist joke BECAUSE it is about her. if she was a man he would have said that's sexist! she is not black, so obviously she would not laugh at a racist joke! black people can make jokes about black people, when a white person does it, its obviously wrong because THEY cannot say that. for example you and your white friend's are joking and a coloured person joins, you might feel offended, which is a normal feeling. she isn't being a Karen, shes aware

    • @DNPinthePP
      @DNPinthePP Před 3 lety +2

      Based.

    • @my-2-centstoday
      @my-2-centstoday Před 3 lety +55

      @@user-kt2uu9xo6v That has to be the most ignorant reply I've read in weeks.

  • @Vishal._vp
    @Vishal._vp Před 3 lety +5

    Ending made me happy 😂

  • @Jesus.G.Ramirez
    @Jesus.G.Ramirez Před 10 měsíci

    Simple, short, amd straight to the point. This was beautiful!

  • @SweetBlackSistah
    @SweetBlackSistah Před 4 lety +3054

    I legit laughed when he said, "I can't be racist, my shadow is black".
    😂😂😂
    (I'M BLACK)

    • @IdiotStinky02
      @IdiotStinky02 Před 4 lety +41

      racism still exists but ill let that joke slide since everyones shadow is black its a shadow

    • @_InTheCosmos_
      @_InTheCosmos_ Před 4 lety +2

      TheFirstGameHD yeah

    • @mstklshotsss6479
      @mstklshotsss6479 Před 4 lety +3

      Like ur profile picture cheifs all the way

    • @TactileLoki
      @TactileLoki Před 4 lety +9

      I saw one pic a while ago and there was someone standing in a room (a white person i think) and a black guy lying where the shadow was and I think some people didn’t even see him lying on the ground

    • @biggiejuul7756
      @biggiejuul7756 Před 4 lety +12

      OK but why did I laugh at both of the jokes and I'm black

  • @TammieBuckeye
    @TammieBuckeye Před 6 lety +4516

    She was a bit over the top.. her real self came through in the end though..

    • @liliks14
      @liliks14 Před 4 lety +25

      "You Will Know Them by Their Fruits"

    • @wariswrong4920
      @wariswrong4920 Před 4 lety +52

      She's going to be lonely too if she doesn't keep her hands off the donuts and her judgmental SJW ways

    • @vladyslavtrofimov516
      @vladyslavtrofimov516 Před 4 lety +21

      What a bunch of drama. Agree with a guy although he could have tone it down a little.

    • @wariswrong4920
      @wariswrong4920 Před 4 lety +26

      @@vladyslavtrofimov516 - She demonstrated what makes cat ladies. 2 out of 3 men in general aren't interested in committing romantically to SJWs and 3 out of 4 white men feel that way about SJW women. In any case, SJW women tend to reject conservative men before the latter get the chance not to commit romantically.

    • @angelynvarlencia5716
      @angelynvarlencia5716 Před 4 lety +3

      @@liliks14 is that from I-mom

  • @laurademan5200
    @laurademan5200 Před 3 lety +1

    She has the right to her opinion. People need to respect people's boundaries

  • @bobjacobson858
    @bobjacobson858 Před 5 měsíci

    This video, and some of the comments, brings back a memory of something that happened a couple decades ago when my parents and I were at a train station near Washington, DC. We were waiting for a train but weren't sure whether a particular one would take us where we wanted to go. There was a black woman, perhaps 50 years ago, sitting and waiting for the train. My father asked this woman if the train went to that area, and the woman answered him with the information. However, my father was so "apologetic" about asking her ("sorry to disturb you"), and said so before asking and then afterward, acting as if he had asked the president, queen or pope. I felt so embarrassed, thinking this was not Mississippi in the 1950s in that some "social norm" had been violated. I almost wanted to apologize to the woman, saying that my father, who was perhaps 70 at the time, grew up in a different era, but realized doing so would awkward and would make it worse.

  • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
    @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe Před 4 lety +12193

    She is someone I don’t ever want to hang out with.

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl Před 4 lety +219

      I once killed A man with my shoe
      Probably because you’re racist.

    • @flamingsword9214
      @flamingsword9214 Před 4 lety +416

      @@AddBowIfGirl or maybe because she takes things too seriously

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl Před 4 lety +147

      FlamingSword92
      Racism is an ok thing to take seriously.

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl Před 4 lety +12

      Ayanokoji
      Bruh, that’s not a thing.

    • @user-rc2ev6cl7u
      @user-rc2ev6cl7u Před 4 lety +108

      @@AddBowIfGirl she is racist wtf watch the whole video before commenting dick head

  • @strapsreloaded
    @strapsreloaded Před 4 lety +8399

    “I can’t be racist, my shadows black”, I’m black and that’s funny

    • @drd.n4695
      @drd.n4695 Před 4 lety +112

      Thank God ... The way we take things esp here on You Tube can blow anyone's mind ...

    • @nexovec
      @nexovec Před 4 lety +114

      I'm glad you exist

    • @notky848
      @notky848 Před 4 lety +30

      Fr 😂😂 its only because I understand it

    • @carl9022
      @carl9022 Před 4 lety +39

      Is your shadow white?

    • @fluffehpancakes1102
      @fluffehpancakes1102 Před 4 lety +6

      @Tyler Jhonson when yu trie to poot prickles on thes burger cd :)

  • @Deep-Travel
    @Deep-Travel Před 2 lety +2

    Very, very, very good. Excellent writing. One of the best short films I have seen.

  • @redrock1963
    @redrock1963 Před 2 měsíci +1

    To the script writer - point well made.

  • @Mythraen
    @Mythraen Před 4 lety +5225

    "I can't be racist, my shadow's black." - That's not even a racist joke. racIAL, sure, but not racIST.

    • @noamtashma2859
      @noamtashma2859 Před 4 lety +440

      If anything, this joke can be seen as a parody of statements like "I can't be racist, i have a black friend", which usually try to justify racism, so the joke can actually be seen as anti-racist.

    • @dougreformed8956
      @dougreformed8956 Před 4 lety +49

      I thought it was funny

    • @agiuggio1
      @agiuggio1 Před 4 lety +14

      thats literally 'the' joke and is implied

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen Před 4 lety +2

      @@agiuggio1 What? No, it isn't.

    • @mocachoco4752
      @mocachoco4752 Před 4 lety +1

      Mythraen well technically that’s factually correct

  • @maxvanderspek3434
    @maxvanderspek3434 Před 4 lety +1612

    "We're going Dutch"
    Me, a dutch person:
    That's racisme

  • @spiritually_drunk
    @spiritually_drunk Před 2 lety +3

    "Ribs are a weird first date meal." I didn't know there was such a thing, rofl.

  • @angelikarunschke1024
    @angelikarunschke1024 Před 2 lety

    Excellent! Thank you!! Most people are not aware of their own prejudices!! Love from Germany

  • @Atombender
    @Atombender Před 3 lety +3255

    She is exactly the kind of person Malcolm X tried to warn his brothers about.

    • @deckydonky1844
      @deckydonky1844 Před 3 lety +25

      That is true

    • @airri3875
      @airri3875 Před 3 lety +16

      Factual

    • @tubester4567
      @tubester4567 Před 3 lety +92

      Well thats basically the Democrats.

    • @howardholloman1280
      @howardholloman1280 Před 3 lety +6

      PREACH!!!!

    • @treacherousjslither6920
      @treacherousjslither6920 Před 3 lety +103

      I disagree.
      Malcolm was talking about the people who smile in our face and say that they're our ally, while actively sabotaging our community.
      The woman in the film isn't a saboteur. She simply has unconscious bias.

  • @user-lh8ej7oh5i
    @user-lh8ej7oh5i Před 6 lety +3656

    I laughed at that joke and I am black. here is a more racist one
    Q: how many policeman does it take to lit a bulb.
    A: none they just beat the room for being black.

    • @pushparahi5681
      @pushparahi5681 Před 5 lety +41

      wowwwwwwwwww these r so funny

    • @ritakapia7140
      @ritakapia7140 Před 4 lety +10

      R lol

    • @nicoleraheem1195
      @nicoleraheem1195 Před 4 lety +7

      😂

    • @adnanealaoui6934
      @adnanealaoui6934 Před 4 lety +115

      @Creole Chicken He was already speaking for himself you over sensitive lady !

    • @hmmnope9231
      @hmmnope9231 Před 4 lety +80

      Creole Chicken It’s not about you specifically. It’s stereotypes. Whites have stereotypes too. But learn to take jokes. Time flies when your having fun. Idc what colour you are.

  • @rahmajuwita2139
    @rahmajuwita2139 Před 3 lety +6

    OMG The ending is just!

  • @LegionOfWeirdos
    @LegionOfWeirdos Před 2 lety +1

    At the very latest, she should have walked out at "my shadow's black."

  • @randrebwar5939
    @randrebwar5939 Před 4 lety +449

    “I can’t be racist, my shadow is black!” Now that was funny and not racist. He was making fun of people who do / say racist things that they try to rationalize it by saying oh no am not racist I have several black friends!
    Edit: Wow this comment blew up. I never get likes my highest ever was 5

    • @tasneemkhanom6539
      @tasneemkhanom6539 Před 4 lety

      Lmao Ikr I laughed at this

    • @jose_s_bam7938
      @jose_s_bam7938 Před 4 lety +7

      or worse, the one's that say "I can’t be racist, I'm black". wtf?

    • @hat880
      @hat880 Před 4 lety

      No wonder she was so defensive

    • @rikumajumder1558
      @rikumajumder1558 Před 4 lety

      @bootnsoot You literally can't be Black and racist to Blacks That's void of logic...

    • @don_p7546
      @don_p7546 Před 4 lety +2

      Papa Riku you can be racist to any kind of race mate, not just to black. So a black person can be racist to white, Latin, Asian,...

  • @slartybartfast
    @slartybartfast Před 4 lety +3946

    It's funny because sometimes trying too hard not to be racist is actually racist. A perfect example is the Dean from Community

    • @stevendalloesingh1214
      @stevendalloesingh1214 Před 4 lety +7

      Who th3 bald guy? Always thought his loudness was rude hehe

    • @ThatGuyMagnum
      @ThatGuyMagnum Před 4 lety +58

      The greendale human beings: the Dean’s greatest achievement at skirting any form of exclusion.

    • @Tisharaa
      @Tisharaa Před 4 lety +1

      how??

    • @boyos
      @boyos Před 3 lety +2

      Dean best girl

    • @paulosullivan3472
      @paulosullivan3472 Před 3 lety +32

      People who arent racist dont have to "try" not to be racist.

  • @raiderfrankdatank
    @raiderfrankdatank Před 3 lety +2

    some people are so sensitive. watch till the end. this just may be my favorite short film

  • @pearl9731
    @pearl9731 Před 4 lety +2105

    Oh my god that ending was the most satisfying thing I have ever seen

    • @brazil3953
      @brazil3953 Před 4 lety +11

      facts

    • @christinaluv1065
      @christinaluv1065 Před 4 lety +11

      Agreed! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @jja1483
      @jja1483 Před 4 lety

      cinema girl 😃😂ikr he didn't even have 2 say 💩😸

    • @karin6670
      @karin6670 Před 4 lety

      Yess gosh I'm actually strangely relieved 😌. Also 999 likes there u go

    • @aveaillium8754
      @aveaillium8754 Před 4 lety

      Same.♡

  • @gaboseries5252
    @gaboseries5252 Před 4 lety +2358

    “I am morally superior because I take joke seriously!”

  • @sonofthesea
    @sonofthesea Před 2 lety +1

    Brilliant observation and also a great example of show rather than tell in the storytelling. Loved it.

  • @henessy.-.45
    @henessy.-.45 Před 3 lety +7

    Wow... I love the "miss" and hat tip he gave her...

  • @NoName-ms8jb
    @NoName-ms8jb Před 4 lety +1289

    She saw a black guy and assumed he was a beggar. That makes her the true racist so the tables really were turned.

    • @phatassphilip1892
      @phatassphilip1892 Před 4 lety +66

      Congrats you described the end of the video do you want a reward for that?

    • @NoName-ms8jb
      @NoName-ms8jb Před 4 lety +19

      @@phatassphilip1892 With that big attitude, you must be compensating for something.

    • @phatassphilip1892
      @phatassphilip1892 Před 4 lety +8

      @@NoName-ms8jb Nice to know your mom is teaching you that everybody that acts negative is a troubled individual. Welcome to the 5%. The people that nobody talks about.

    • @phatassphilip1892
      @phatassphilip1892 Před 4 lety +3

      @@NoName-ms8jb also quit using this as an excuse for writing a terrible comment. You are just criticising humans as a way to expand your ego and trying to get me off topic.

    • @NoName-ms8jb
      @NoName-ms8jb Před 4 lety +17

      I started this thread and you butted in. The one who buts in is the one with the problem.

  • @Monochromatification
    @Monochromatification Před 6 lety +2312

    Depending on how you look at it, this skit can be interpreted in a number of ways:
    1. Actions speak louder than words: the woman was indignant over racist jokes yet showed that she was racially biased towards a black person.
    2. Everyone has a little bit of racism. We end up absorbing it because it's all around us, and it can either manifest in racial jokes or in snap judgments based in race.
    3. Humour is a great way to test compatibility with people. The guy's jokes may have been based on racial stereotypes, but the night would have gone very differently if she had laughed along.
    4. Everyone is a little messy, so don't be quick to dismiss people. Yes, the guy could have told better jokes but the bad jokes don't make him a bad person. Similarly, the black guy could have been dressed better but bad clothes don't make him homeless. It's better to take a moment to think about things than jump to conclusions.
    Anyway, this was a good thought-provoking piece. Well done.

  • @niqueness2988
    @niqueness2988 Před 2 lety +1

    When he said " something tells me we're on the same page here", he was very accurate

  • @iball310369
    @iball310369 Před 2 lety

    What a perfectly sweet ending. Did not see that coming

  • @angelina4151
    @angelina4151 Před 6 lety +3537

    Is this amy schumer

  • @jorikemusic6365
    @jorikemusic6365 Před 4 lety +6220

    "I can't be racist, my shadow is black" was actually pretty good😂 I wouldn't consider it racist though, because it's commenting on the stupidity of white people saying they know a black person so they can't he racist. I thought it was kinda clever

    • @flickanrimsky
      @flickanrimsky Před 4 lety +39

      same

    • @lydiaa5939
      @lydiaa5939 Před 3 lety +86

      `the jokes were so funny i forgot to laugh

    • @c.9231
      @c.9231 Před 3 lety +1

      @CIA Well said!

    • @lydiaa5939
      @lydiaa5939 Před 3 lety +77

      @Nash yh i hate when ppl say that black ppl cant be racist because they absolutely can be!

    • @lauringrace1389
      @lauringrace1389 Před 3 lety +61

      Is it just me or do I personally just not find that joke funny? Like, I just didn't laugh at it. Not cause I thought it crossed the line or anything, just cause.

  • @thomasdemaio53
    @thomasdemaio53 Před rokem +1

    No one who tells jokes will ever say "I like that you're sensitive"

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash Před 2 lety +1

    Who orders ribs on a first date?
    Me, every date

  • @Soldiereyes33
    @Soldiereyes33 Před 4 lety +1244

    my homie definitely dodged a bullet right there

  • @rizlem8653
    @rizlem8653 Před 4 lety +2002

    stop hating on the actor, she's just acting from the script.

    • @julezdavidman6995
      @julezdavidman6995 Před 4 lety +368

      If people don't like her that means she did well.

    • @Aly-op8nx
      @Aly-op8nx Před 4 lety +47

      Who’s hating tho?

    • @aydeepeperoni6018
      @aydeepeperoni6018 Před 4 lety +43

      No one is hating on her wtf?

    • @rizlem8653
      @rizlem8653 Před 4 lety +28

      @@aydeepeperoni6018 the comment was made a month ago the hate was probably buried in the cs, but at the time i made this comment there was lots of hate

    • @aydeepeperoni6018
      @aydeepeperoni6018 Před 4 lety +2

      @@rizlem8653 okay but all i saw now is hate to people who are exactly like that girl, dunno if that's what you meant.

  • @LuigiHilaire
    @LuigiHilaire Před 3 lety +1

    That’s a weird first date meal to order

  • @hothotheat3000
    @hothotheat3000 Před 2 lety +1

    Virtue signals hide vile hearts.

  • @garymcallister4228
    @garymcallister4228 Před 4 lety +2288

    "I can't be racist, my shadow is black" I'll use that in future.

  • @isaacjh2178
    @isaacjh2178 Před 4 lety +1963

    “I’m sensitive about this”- is white.

    • @Someone-hj2mn
      @Someone-hj2mn Před 4 lety +66

      All my black friends are okay with my "racist" jokes.
      White ones in the other hand... Can't handle them

    • @isaacjh2178
      @isaacjh2178 Před 4 lety +6

      Cemil PCMR yep, that’s how it is with my friends and everyone I know too

    • @eri3182
      @eri3182 Před 4 lety +22

      White people can be sensitive about black racism too. Jeez

    • @Heyman6
      @Heyman6 Před 4 lety

      Cemil PCMR 😂complete opposite for me,sure I do have some black friends that take jokes but not most

    • @addiyup2156
      @addiyup2156 Před 4 lety +5

      she might be .. educated and doesn’t like them type of jokes because she’s done her research on what poc go through daily but Ok

  • @Spartan-mz8fo
    @Spartan-mz8fo Před 2 lety

    “I can’t be racist, my shadows black” yooooo 🤣 I’m weak

  • @summerst3wart
    @summerst3wart Před 3 lety

    the fact that this happens all the time too

  • @planetearth8455
    @planetearth8455 Před 4 lety +2067

    aight.
    sexist joke? "LOOOOL"
    racist joke: "ha... ha..."

    • @babyoppossums8808
      @babyoppossums8808 Před 4 lety +17

      John Moo LMAO my thoughts exactly

    • @EasterTurkey
      @EasterTurkey Před 4 lety +28

      What's sexist about making fun of men who won't satisfy their women?

    • @TheUltraCarnage
      @TheUltraCarnage Před 4 lety +38

      @@EasterTurkey what's racist about making fun of black people who have a fanatic obsession over ribs?

    • @EasterTurkey
      @EasterTurkey Před 4 lety +23

      @@TheUltraCarnage It's portraying a stereotype in a negative light. Jokes about idiots who can't satisfy their women isn't a stereotype or sexist.

    • @TheUltraCarnage
      @TheUltraCarnage Před 4 lety +30

      @@EasterTurkey nearly every sitcom has pulled the "woman faking orgasms" trope. The point is that you see the joke about that as a joke on a subset of men, and not the entirety, but see the joke about ribs as a joke against all black people. Who's to say there isn't a subset of black people crazy obsessed with ribs that deserve ridicule? And the joke is directed specifically at them instead of all black people?
      Also, I don't understand why liking ribs is a negative stereotype. It's probably an odd/annoying one, but how is it any worse than, say, the one about Russians liking vodka?

  • @majanastic5168
    @majanastic5168 Před 4 lety +645

    when people act all "politicly correct" but just as a trend and don't actually care about the racism and unfair treatment towards different groups of people

    • @michaelwolf8690
      @michaelwolf8690 Před 4 lety +3

      Treating others the way we'd like to be treated is a ridiculously long trend. It's like longer than this whole religion fad people are super into these days.

    • @essayedgar
      @essayedgar Před 4 lety +2

      Pretty much how most if not all SJWs truly are.

    • @CarlSW
      @CarlSW Před 4 lety

      Most of society and the left rn.

    • @CarlSW
      @CarlSW Před 4 lety

      John Doe facts.

    • @justinc2633
      @justinc2633 Před 4 lety +1

      black people like to commit crimes, wait whoops i mean white people like to commit crimes, i almost said something racist by pointing out black stereotypes

  • @neinasohne5425
    @neinasohne5425 Před 3 lety

    So on point.
    Nowadays it sometimes seems that political trends and being always absolutley correct in everything we say is more important then real people. It surely is a part of it but it should not be used to profile yourself but to help anf inform in a good way.

  • @geteriking4865
    @geteriking4865 Před 2 lety

    This is actually so ahead of its time

  • @rayp.8364
    @rayp.8364 Před 4 lety +5424

    I'm not racist the children in my basement are black

    • @tharasivanathan256
      @tharasivanathan256 Před 4 lety +156

      lmao.. that was sooo dark n funny.

    • @FRSHDUMBLED0RE
      @FRSHDUMBLED0RE Před 4 lety +28

      💀💀💀

    • @persephone6123
      @persephone6123 Před 4 lety +36

      no

    • @rayp.8364
      @rayp.8364 Před 4 lety +27

      @@persephone6123 you have anime in your profile pic your opinion does not matter

    • @persephone6123
      @persephone6123 Před 4 lety +40

      Natanel Davidoff it’s funny because it’s not even anime. I don’t watch anime lol

  • @coreyhoward4397
    @coreyhoward4397 Před 4 lety +2198

    Real moral: Everyone sucks in their own way.

    • @cx6235
      @cx6235 Před 4 lety +12

      absolutely

    • @stevendalloesingh1214
      @stevendalloesingh1214 Před 4 lety +13

      The comments from 2 years ago were kinder, but you do have a realistic point, good sir.

    • @drlee2
      @drlee2 Před 4 lety +2

      Agreed

    • @YoutubeShortsIsACesspool
      @YoutubeShortsIsACesspool Před 4 lety +15

      Wtf I mean no offense but not even close the guy was understanding, the moral is that actions mean more than words

    • @coreyhoward4397
      @coreyhoward4397 Před 4 lety +9

      @@CZcamsShortsIsACesspool Practicing not being racist is cool, but still not patting people on the back for the race jokes either. Either way, it's a step backwards and we should understand we are still capable of, knowingly or not, doing or saying something that can alienate, demean, and/or set back a people. Even as a "harmless joke" or "misunderstanding."

  • @midimidori4699
    @midimidori4699 Před rokem

    Wow that really took a turn I wasn't expecting

  • @federicopigato8870
    @federicopigato8870 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Was this video made 6 years ago? Really!? Super current with the present... brilliant!

  • @jabari2884
    @jabari2884 Před 4 lety +1360

    Immediately thinks the black guy on the streets is homeless.

    • @blustgt8814
      @blustgt8814 Před 4 lety +40

      Yeah, we got it

    • @TheGozalus
      @TheGozalus Před 4 lety +20

      Thanks Captain Obvious.

    • @jabari2884
      @jabari2884 Před 4 lety +10

      @@TheGozalus your welcome

    • @TheGozalus
      @TheGozalus Před 4 lety +8

      @@jabari2884 You're*

    • @jabari2884
      @jabari2884 Před 4 lety +5

      @@TheGozalus thank you. For correcting my grammar. I needed it.

  • @robbae9307
    @robbae9307 Před 6 lety +524

    funny thing is, he was joking. she wasnt

    • @Seramoonn
      @Seramoonn Před 6 lety +2

      Stealthy Shark ikr

    • @rituparna6133
      @rituparna6133 Před 4 lety +1

      Oh yas

    • @GoGoTwice
      @GoGoTwice Před 4 lety +4

      Yes, killer ending

    • @michaelwolf8690
      @michaelwolf8690 Před 4 lety

      Not funny thing, he apologized for offending someone, his go-to move was to validate his prejudices..

  • @LavenderLemur
    @LavenderLemur Před 3 lety +3

    Love this channel always impressed by the depth the writing and acting takes.
    Her cutting him off and assuming he wanted money... questionably racism in my eyes. I think anyone would assume someone saying “excuse me” as you come out of a downtown restaurant is either selling something or asking for money. You should give people a chance to speak tho before cutting them off multiple times. That’s where I started to think she wasn’t so just after all

    • @gaelsdottir5046
      @gaelsdottir5046 Před 5 měsíci

      Did you notice her response? It was all about her, and trying to salvage her image.
      People say "excuse me" to me all the time when I'm out and about. Most of them want directions, now and then someone asks what time it is.

  • @randomgamer9060
    @randomgamer9060 Před 3 lety +12

    I'm black and I'm not offended by these jokes at all. I actually got a good laugh. Lol

  • @Caocao8888
    @Caocao8888 Před 4 lety +464

    And she had the nerve to wear a black dress!

  • @agricolaregs
    @agricolaregs Před 4 lety +469

    I think there’s a difference between a racial joke and a racist joke.

    • @treybz8327
      @treybz8327 Před 4 lety +14

      Definitely,I would say a racial joke is something to do with black or white or mix raced people,and a racist joke is a very bad stereotype that is taken seriously like when a Muslim ask you to watch ur bag social experiments,can u see the difference,might be hard as I'm not good at explaining things

    • @cowmoo5596
      @cowmoo5596 Před 4 lety +1

      @@treybz8327 Wait if a racial joke is just for black white or mixed ppl can I be hella racist towards others

    • @SoulAmazing92
      @SoulAmazing92 Před 4 lety +1

      True , this was cleared up years ago by Timothy DelaGhetto. But it's alright all you gotta say is 'no racial' . 👍🏽

    • @kemaribrown6574
      @kemaribrown6574 Před 4 lety

      agricolaregs Elaborate?....

    • @matthoon3737
      @matthoon3737 Před 4 lety +3

      Nah. A joke is a joke. It’s not meant to be serious

  • @steel8675
    @steel8675 Před 2 lety +1

    A think one of my teachers taught me is a lesson about the saying "its just a joke" . The thing is does the person you are joking about take your joke as a joke. Its something to think about. But what a ending!

  • @asteroidasteroid1722
    @asteroidasteroid1722 Před 10 měsíci

    Judge people in a context-dont rush to dismiss them based on a scared reaction or a joke. Give them time, know them, be attentive and tolerant,be patient

  • @vanmust
    @vanmust Před 4 lety +1966

    imagine her reaction if he was gonna say a "fat girl " joke

    • @vintagerobot11
      @vintagerobot11 Před 4 lety +4

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @paulabranscheidt4261
      @paulabranscheidt4261 Před 4 lety +16

      I dont think she is fat or ugly she is actually a pretty woman

    • @sirhoudini6430
      @sirhoudini6430 Před 4 lety +6

      Yo everybody above me is as sensitive as the girl in the video 💀 take a joke, jeez

    • @bellesousou5599
      @bellesousou5599 Před 4 lety +3

      @jonny the boy Lol she is an actress calm down.

    • @mihaelacosinschi
      @mihaelacosinschi Před 4 lety +5

      I'm overweight and found this joke really funny, y'all stop getting offended by something that is not even potentially addressed to you. The character she plays is a snowflake, moral of the story don't be like her, just take a joke as it is :))

  • @Driver_Eddie
    @Driver_Eddie Před 3 lety +2337

    i figured they put it in there for a reason so i looked it up and it turns out the term "going dutch" (she says it when the bill comes) is from the British believing Netherlanders to be stingy. that's what you call great writing

    • @Aman-uk6cs
      @Aman-uk6cs Před 3 lety +21

      Duhhh

    • @Driver_Eddie
      @Driver_Eddie Před 3 lety +351

      @@Aman-uk6cs forgive me for not being familiar with 17th century European trade route stereotypes

    • @jagathv5384
      @jagathv5384 Před 3 lety +52

      Oh, I don't know it's pretty common usage here in India still. I assumed it'd be the same everywhere else 😅

    • @Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1
      @Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1 Před 3 lety +100

      People say this all the time, it’s a common turn of phrase for splitting the bill. Good job utilizing your google search bar though champ 👏🏾

    • @juliettevanvliet5784
      @juliettevanvliet5784 Před 3 lety +21

      lol im dutch (gekoloniseerd)

  • @dspannplayspiano
    @dspannplayspiano Před 11 měsíci +2

    The black dude should have rebuked her by looking at the other guy and asking "excuse me, do you have any alms for the blonde?" Mic drop.

  • @mdk1983
    @mdk1983 Před 3 lety

    Wow wow wow such a thoughtful climax and an excellent message on what we think of others without correcting ourselves first

  • @andresc5915
    @andresc5915 Před 4 lety +916

    “I’m just really sensitive to that type of stuff.”

  • @richardbonnette490
    @richardbonnette490 Před 4 lety +1934

    *Makes insulting jokes about priests and religion.*
    "Haha!"
    *Makes joke on racism.*
    "That's not funny, we're through."

    • @aceshat8291
      @aceshat8291 Před 4 lety +37

      What does making a joke about priests have anything to do with RELIGION ????

    • @tylerchua929
      @tylerchua929 Před 4 lety +137

      @@aceshat8291 obvious reasons

    • @belsnickel9568
      @belsnickel9568 Před 4 lety +12

      Tony Tony Chopper ummmmmmm really?

    • @aceshat8291
      @aceshat8291 Před 4 lety +5

      Belsnickel priest is a profession, religion on the other hand is a whole different thing so... yes really

    • @belsnickel9568
      @belsnickel9568 Před 4 lety +78

      Tony Tony Chopper you can’t have a priest without religion since their whole job is based on religion

  • @jennyanimal9046
    @jennyanimal9046 Před 2 lety

    This is frocking hilarious. I'm definitely going to be using some of these.

  • @rockstarJDP
    @rockstarJDP Před 3 lety +1

    Actions speak louder than words ladies and gents 👏