Screw escaping out the back door, he’d distract them while we snuck around for a sneak attack on the alien’s back door. Buttfucking may or may not be involved.
That was $15 well spent. This bit was my 3rd favorite in the special and I’ve watched it 3 times and I’m still laughing my ass off. This man’s creativity is off the charts.
I busted out laughing so hard when I heard his Jamaican accent impression. I was not expecting that and it was freaking hilarious. I have family from Jamaica and that was a good fake accent.🤣
He is so smart, he manages to make fun about those topics that get other people canceled. I think its because not only he s charismatic but he chose to make the joke about raping men (u get crucified if u make fun of women rape), but not only that, he made fun of himself in that situation. So people look even more stupid if they get offended
I don’t think you get how this works, and you’re just offended for the sake of being offended lol. He made fun of a hypothetical situation involving himself. He didn’t blame women who had that happen to them. He didn’t make fun of men who had that happen to them. He made it about himself, and that’s what made it funny He didn’t say something like “omg women were probably too busy taking a break from running to put on make up and that’s why they had happen to them what happened” or something ridiculous like that
@@jasonvargas7564 ma boi, read my comment again , I was saying he s smooth with it and nobody gets offended. I dont know what you have read there but i dont give fk about political correctness
Why is the Word “Raped” being bleeped out?. Is this the latest in woke culture not to say “Rape”. Its a Comedy piece, if you dont want to listen, skip over……
So MFer is ok, F this and F that is ok, but you can’t say the R word?!?! What is happening? Also, this was the best joke of the special, I had tears when he did the Jamaican accent
"My mans was runnin as fast as humanly possible, some may even say he was cool runnin in that park. But I made him feel the rhythm, feeeeeeeel the rhyyyyymeeeee I'VE GOTCHA WHITE BOY IT'S BUTT FKN TIME"
I still think akaash had a better special. Maybe because it wasn’t hyped for a year. Maybe because the only crowd work was in response to a heckler. But I think the joke were just cleaner.
This man's story telling skills are so good, he could stall an alien invasion while we all escaped out the back door.
Why does it have to be aliens?
that’s wassup
Why do I feel like he's gonna get killed while saving that last kid who tripped and mistakenly alerted the guards??!!😭😭
@@BlandBloke it's cause he's the hero we need, not the hero we deserve.
Screw escaping out the back door, he’d distract them while we snuck around for a sneak attack on the alien’s back door. Buttfucking may or may not be involved.
This is comedy.
Honestly glad comedians still exist 😆
The left really wanted to destroy comedy
When he said "Donovan" 🤣🤣🤣.
This guy's knowledge of culture is unequalled.
Berserk?
That was $15 well spent. This bit was my 3rd favorite in the special and I’ve watched it 3 times and I’m still laughing my ass off. This man’s creativity is off the charts.
For some reason I never even looked. Figured it was 50$. Lol I’m going to have to do that. I thought he’d put it on YT eventually 🤷♂️
@@chacdogful nah just some clips. He only had like a two week window to see it. Pretty sure it's down now.
@@b1rdman982 that’s a great business strategy! 🤦♂️ well, I’m sure it’s bootlegged now.
@@chacdogful I realized I missed the window and really wanted to see it, so that's what I did lol
@@chacdogful he said he would probably post it on CZcams at some point and even said to pirate it if you couldn’t afford it.
This was my favourite bit in the special. Shame it had to be censored for YT.
Everything has to censored for google. Their downfall is imminent
People understood it enough with the millisecond censorship.
if this is the best bit is explains to me how terrible the special is guys a joke stealing hak
@@robertc6293 Yeah, but the punches don't hit as hard.
@@theicecreamjones Damn, someone got raped while jogging in a park.
The cool runnings bit was my favorite part of the whole special...musta replayed that bit 10 times, the accent killed me 😂🤣
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This bit had me cackling in the night when I got to it. Absolute comedy 🥇
Schulz hit a new level with this special. Dude is quickly becoming one of the greats!
Yea no doubt! That’s what happens when you truly grew up with Patrice and Chappell back in the mitzy days
He already is one of the top 3 greats alongside Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr.
I busted out laughing so hard when I heard his Jamaican accent impression. I was not expecting that and it was freaking hilarious. I have family from Jamaica and that was a good fake accent.🤣
“cool runnings” like the movie I swear man Andrew and his jokes are next level intelligence that’s why he’s the goat 🐐 🔥!!!!!
This might be the funniest joke I have ever heard
I have watched this clip over 100 times, and no matter what, I end up in TEARS
Literally just got done watching this special again!
Yo, where is this guy's special? I need to give this man some money, immediately.
It was only available for like 1/2 of july on his website, now i dont know how to get at it ;(
@@hereticalthunks You can still get it on Moment
@@fai9al023 thanks
When he did his tour and i heard this 😭😭 i was crying of laughter. Rare of me to do that
💀💀 bro how is this guy not cancelled. Honestly thank god he isnt he's so creative.
I was tearing up laughing during this man, this special was Indeed.....Special ❤ Can't wait for the next one Schulz
ayyyyyeeeee yoooooo 🤣😂🤣😂I wasn't expecting the accent and the rhyme..
Best comedy special is years, thanks for the laughs Andrew!
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks Schulz!
Thanks for pulling the volume to zero instead of beeping.
Thanks for redacting with whiteout instead of dark marker.
Livestream and afterparty stream were great Schulzy! Keep up the great work! Shoutout from WV!
That was a bad Jamaican accent bro!!! 😂😂😂
It was bad but it was funny . And as one who lives in the Caribbean as a hater I don't like Jamaican patois anyway
The Jamaican impression is the funniest thing Schultz has ever done. Had me in stiches! Feel da rhythm boi!
Creativity off the carts📈
I think he has potential to be the best. This is masterclass. Every clip from infamous has me dying.
He's our generation's Bill Burr.
@@jadelee6555 bill burr is our generation bill burr
“Schulz was running as fast as humanly possible” 🤣🤣
“Ma man’s was running as faast as humanly possible” 🤣🤣
LMFAO 😂 I'm tight I missed the show
Feel the rhythm,feel the rhyme, took me tf out
Bob O’ Marley is back!!!
seeing the audience losing their ish is one of the best parts of his special
He is so smart, he manages to make fun about those topics that get other people canceled. I think its because not only he s charismatic but he chose to make the joke about raping men (u get crucified if u make fun of women rape), but not only that, he made fun of himself in that situation. So people look even more stupid if they get offended
I don’t think you get how this works, and you’re just offended for the sake of being offended lol. He made fun of a hypothetical situation involving himself.
He didn’t blame women who had that happen to them. He didn’t make fun of men who had that happen to them. He made it about himself, and that’s what made it funny
He didn’t say something like “omg women were probably too busy taking a break from running to put on make up and that’s why they had happen to them what happened” or something ridiculous like that
@@jasonvargas7564 ma boi, read my comment again , I was saying he s smooth with it and nobody gets offended. I dont know what you have read there but i dont give fk about political correctness
I’m hollering fam 😂😂😂😂
I would fūcking pay to watch Andrew Schulz and Bill Burr on the same stage, roast the shit out of everyone in the audience 😂
I like how “serial killers” is muted but the F Word is loud and clear 😂
Donovan ?
Schulzyy watch berserk a man of culture indeed
Fucking hysterical. This is comedy.
Young hezzy coming with straight bangerz….youngest 🐐 in the game
So CZcams is completely fine with us reading the word but we better not hear it. 🙄
This man is wild 😂
Why is the Word “Raped” being bleeped out?. Is this the latest in woke culture not to say “Rape”. Its a Comedy piece, if you dont want to listen, skip over……
Motherfucker wasnt bleeped though.
They even censored "killers" in serial killers. Wtf is this? I didn't notice this kind of blatant censoring in CZcams literally until this week
Lmao. Dude, the whole special was fucking hilarious
The video beneath this on my homepage is Usain Bolt's 200m record lmao
If that was supposed to be a Jamaican accent, you need to work on that 😂
The only downside on the joke really, but if you are hearing the joke for first time, you will be too busy laughing before you notice it.
The Cool Runnings part got me mannn
This bit in the special had me laughing so hard I couldn't breath.
My favorite joke in the special. This special is GOATED
By far 1 of the funniest comedians in the world right now 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
This is probably the best thing I have ever heard. And that accent is spot on as well. I've been there twice, so I would know
Imma have to cop this special on my next paycheck 😂
You need to wait for pay day for a $15 expense? lmao
Maaaaan that special was straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bro, I'm buying the special. Schultz’s jokes are priceless!!!!
Please no censorship.
Epic bit 😀 I have to watch it again. His Jamaican accent is hilarious
"who's jogging yo?!" 🤣🤣
Wow. That’s a long way to go for a cool runnings reference. I get it. John Candy was dope.
Omg 😆 🤣🤣🤣 Schulz is comedy gold!
So MFer is ok, F this and F that is ok, but you can’t say the R word?!?! What is happening?
Also, this was the best joke of the special, I had tears when he did the Jamaican accent
CZcams will pull the video for certain words
At least we now know which part the unnamed streaming service wanted cut.
"My mans was runnin as fast as humanly possible, some may even say he was cool runnin in that park. But I made him feel the rhythm, feeeeeeeel the rhyyyyymeeeee I'VE GOTCHA WHITE BOY IT'S BUTT FKN TIME"
FEEL THE RHYTHM
That Jamaican accent came out of nowhere and I loved it 🤣
This amongst my top fav jokes
“and took that ass against his will” lmaoo 😆
That cool running line was fucking hilarious
u are a legand for that shit I haven't laugh this hard ever
This man is quickly putting dibs in for the G.O.A.T!!!
Andrew the G.O.A.T 🐐
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣nooooo, dats tough. Schulz dats tough
Everyone keeps saying Andrew needs a Netflix special. Bruh they'd never allow him to say these lmfao.
I still think akaash had a better special.
Maybe because it wasn’t hyped for a year.
Maybe because the only crowd work was in response to a heckler.
But I think the joke were just cleaner.
One of my faves 🤣
When he said feel the rhythm feel the rhyme I died 🤣🤣🤣
No Network would put this on. They are crazy. This comedy Gold 🪙🪙
BRILLIANT!!!
Why is the word rape being beeped out?
Because we are too childish to hear words. Thanks daddy CZcams!
I can see why Netflix wanted to prune the show. Well done Schultz on keeping the integrity.
It wasn't declined by netflix.
Netflix is the one streaming service that probably never would
Donavan 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
Next time wear em thick swimming boxers when jogging. They are hard to be ripped apart 🤣
DUDE‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣❣️🤘🏾
“Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme…” 😂😂😂😂
Please post his Michael Jordan bit. That shit had me squirming on the floor
The originality from Schultz is spectacular
His comedy getting better and better
So much talent.
🔥
Andrew is essentially a tall elf.
Did you guys censor this or did CZcams?
That was a really good impression not gonna lie
I live in Germany and tried to download this stand up but I couldn‘t. It wasn‘t available 😞 Where can I watch it?!
G.O.A.T? Sure, He earned it!!!
I was genuinely snorting by the end of that bit. Holy fucking shit, that's funny
I bought it from Amsterdam but it could not work in some how ways .. so they send me the money back 😕
I wanna see this show!
Torrent that if you are not able.to.buy
Love this guy
The greatest joke ive ever heard. No hyperbole from me here
Brush up on your accent Andrew 😜. Funny shit 😂😂
I love when he does accents is so funny
Gold!
Haven't laughed so hard in my existence bruhh
I'm crying 😭😭
This has convinced me to buy the special
this is amazing