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Random person: “Are you Mulan?”
Emily: “Umm no.”
Random person: “I’ll pay for a picture...”
Emily: *starts singing “wHo Is ThAt giRL i SeE!”
The Tea yassss ur pic and the teaaaaaaaa 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🙌👏👏👏
Thanks for scripting exactly what she did in the vine
papa john ummm okay
@@yn-hd9rx yep
Time stamp?
That kid-napping joke was awful and awesome😂
True
awful like your spelling
Koootie ???????????Her or his spelling is perfect
Koootie what’s even more awful is your attitude
@@caniknowpeace at least she or he liked it
Your red
No
Your saucy
I'm pregnant mom
*you're
@@bigdaddy2816 i thought she was american
What even is saucy?
F U CK I NG IN S A NE *maths sums float on the screen
@@tatehayes5877 ??? What
*what the heck mr. snuffles*
When is that?
Elvira yanez it’s at 9:32 :)
* *sniffles*
If you aren't careful, he'll call his friend, Big Bird
Soph Siefring 😂😂😂I died
It’s not pink. It’s samon. I’m not gay
ActUallY it's saLmon
I am
Salmon
its funny for me cuz im lesbian
GamingWith Ellie half curvy...
Wait-
*and you brought you kiAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! OMG IT TOUCHED ME. IT TOUCHED ME. CONTROL YOUR KID!*
xXx10569 xX YESSS
Lol
HOLY DINGUS SPAWN OF SATAN WHAT IS THAT
OceanBunny what is it does anyone know
@@teressagustafson4576 nope
"Do it for *MOTHER RUSSIA* "
We all do, comrade.
Nice strat pfp
aged like milk
The anxiety/ocd one was accurate😂 I know too many girls like that
She's fucking woke
like, a lot of people turn their oven on before they put the food inside especially when baking cuz u need to preheat the oven
Ikr OCD isn't fun
Sameee this dumbass girl who bullied me (was flat out racist) keeps saying “StOp iT yOuRe tRiGgeRiNG mY OCD!!1!1!!!” To anyone who does anything that’s not perfect
1:10 the way has been foreseen
"You're red."
"No mom."
"You're saucy!"
"I'M PREGNANT MOM!!!!!"
2:38 I swear this will never get old
‘I don’t know how long it’s been, I haven’t seen light for days’
‘Yo what’s up, welcome to Hollister!’
Lmaooo
3:00
Omg I've actually done this. It was one time during a games of Simon Says and the teacher said" go shake the persons hand that is closer to you" so I thought she ment actually shaking it so I did. Then she responded with " i think some of us need to learn how to shake hands" it was so embarrassing😅😅😅
Oof
The first mistake was you did it and she didn't even say "Simon says" 😂
I'm in tears laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
r/thathappened
@@mariamysry2703 okay Reddit user we get it
No one does things in real life
"Do it for the vine? More like do it for MOTHER RUSSIA!"
"Im not an artist" " *YOU'RE AN ART TEACHER* " LMAOOOO
She’s gorgeous!!!
agreed
Yep
Indeed
Ikr
Simp
Theres a big rat in the-
Umm don't u mean a ven-
YES a Venti rat in the bathroom!
I don't get it
Same
For those who needed it: Starbucks calls large sized drinks venti drinks. So it’s a venti sized rat in the bathroom.
In 2020 the words "Venti rat" take a whole new meaning
@@crimsonstrykr Ehe!
Her and Chloe Imao have a LOT of the same vines but idc because they’re both funny 😂
May be one of my favorite viners. Her vines all have a real structure and are thought out and creative. I also really like her facial expression.
she has a youtube channel that's active right now!
“I get bullied sometimes”
“NO ONE ASKED. GET YOUR DISGUSTING SAUSAGE FINGERS OUT OF MY FACE
*"you may now place your flowers in the casket" thank you COBY*
I saw you on another video
-_-
well um.... this did not age well
Uh I think his name has a K not a C....
kobe*
@@shaf2317 I like ur profile! Miraculer!
17:36 This actually happened when I told my crush I like him. What's even sadder is that he asked if it was a joke also.
I would probably do that cause I don't believe anyone would actually ask me out. you know, just making sure before I feel stupid for believing it after they say it's a dare.
@@justadudevibing1795 Interesting
@@justadudevibing1795 same 😔
Girl 1: dad I’m a lesbian
Dad: that’s ok
Girl 2: so am I
Dad: ok
Girl 3: me too
Dad: DOES ANYONE IN THIS FAMILY LIKE BOYS
Boy 1: I do
Lol sorry not meant to offend anyone... I’m bi sooooo... I just thought this was funny 😄😉☺️🏳️🌈💫
Mom: tbh I’m actually lesbian too, I’m taking the kids Carl sorry
*i thought you were american*
... *i a m l e s b i a n t o o*
F E L L O W L G B T
im pans
DJ Amg 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
12:49 I'm crying
4:14 AAAAAAAAH HOLY DINGUS WHAT IS THIS DEMON SPAWN
We had one in our class room before... But it wasn't my professors pet...
house centipede. speedy little bastards
AAAAAAAAAAA I have acarophobia and entomophobia
@@skittled8323 arachno*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWODUDLSWKXBWLXBWLZMWLANDEIAKDHOWBSWLFHRLFNGLGPGJSHAJQKAJDDHDOD
"It's a good looking spider but I wouldn't say it's 'daddy'"
L M A O O O O
"I'm a man I'll use my teeth." *Clamps teeth*
"Sir."😂😂😂
1:Oh great, so the world won't end in 2012!
2:You are gonna wish it did...
AND HERE WE ARE!!!
@@Raya-fb8df *crying* when the memes don't hit like they used to before
2020
I am glad she is auditioning for the Office. she is truly a gifted comedic talent. super fresh material. I can watch her all day it is so funny
she's uploading youtube videos rn
“I love being on my period and feeling like the devil is tossing salad inside my body. Frickin great”
This is the most relatable thing ever
Is the light supposed to scare me?
*Lights on*
I KILLED HER
Whattt
The way she said 'what' tho xD
Girl: Girls! its an emergency! I accdently sent the picture to everybody to the school!
Emily: How do you send a picture to everybody-
10:23 AHAHAHAHA SO ACCURATE😂😂
When I was little I was scared of Hollister because it was so dark.
“ i love you “
“ whoa, okay, we’re moving a little too fast”
“ what are you talking about mom?”
2:02 i would actually do that😹😹😹
Kawaii Artist Forever 2:03
20:14 Remus Lupin to Sirius Black
*OMFG YOU POTTERHEAD GENIOUS YOU!!!*
Witch house?😂
Yessssssssss
AYYYYYYY!!!!
"I'm the father! I'll cut the umbilical cord! "
"I'm a man I'll use my teeth! "
"Sir--"
5:03
Not to be racist or anything but I love go cheeze
Thats not even racist
Well I said I wasnt being racist 😂👌🏼😂👌🏼😂👌🏼😂👌🏼😂👌🏼😂👌🏼😂👌🏼😂👌🏼😂
it's goat cheeze
Nerdy Artist Yall actually it’s goat cheese
My favorite
ellie ღ SORRY ELLIE NOT EVERYONE HAS GOOD HEARING STOP CALLING PPL IDIOTS IF THEY can’t hear CORRECTLY
@ellxa there's no need to be so aggressive lol
“I hate this town, and this family. I just want fall into a dark abyss”
“Okay honey. “
0:00 Woman who misreads the directions on her baby food that say "shake well before feeding"
0:06 How to ruin "Family Game Night"
0:12 When u haven't shaved ur legs in a while
0:19 Do you have a boyfriend yet?
0:25 The baby is due today!!!
0:32 Ok
0:38 Love u
0:44 I hate playing this game bc of ppl who do this
0:50 Guy who tries to prove his masculinity
0:57 You don't have to be so humble
1:03 There was a kid napping at school
1:09 Funeral
1:15 That one girl at the sleepover who has stuff the next day
1:19 This hospital sux
1:25 English speaking students taking Spanish
1:31 Taking a straight boy to a pink concert
1:37 Shut up mom I'm trying to record my audio diary: XD
1:43 Get out of my bathroom
1:49 U R A Q T.. My eye doctor hates me now
1:56 Me in Disneyland
2:02 Blowing a kiss
2:07 This actually happened in 5th grade
2:13 Bank robbery
2:19 2 More Minutes
2:25 Haunted House
2:32 Me thinking about college
2:38 when detective shines a light on the suspect
2:45 My bad
2:51 I would love to go out
2:58 Debra doesn't know business meeting etiquette
3:04 Punch buggy no punch backs
3:09 Bad guidance counselor
3:15 Math tutor is fed up
3:22 Slumber party!
3:28 Playing hangman with those kids who always make you add unnecessary things
3:34 Your rich friend coming over to your house for the first time
3:41 Another day at the office
3:47 Former teacher who is now a waitress
3:54 When your mom is a hitman
4:01 I HATE THAT SO MUCH ITS SO AWKWARD
4:07 Biology teacher who is teaching about mitosis but she relates everything back to her recent divorce
4:13 ... Why u gotta be so rude...
4:20 Girls who fake anxiety or OCD
4:26 Excuse me can I get this in a smaller size and a different color
4:32 Stop taking things so literally Debra
4:39 He delivered a baby
4:45 Preschool teacher who recently caught her husband cheating
4:51 Can I get a sip of that
4:57 Literally goals
5:03 Not to be racist or anything
5:09 Why must my tampons make me question my existence
5:15 Teacher tries to threaten a student turns out the student actually wants to be taught
5:20 I love thanksgiving dinners
5:26 Let me buy you a drink
5:33 The Johnson family is having financial problems and their youngest daughter learns about the tooth fairy
5:39 I never understood this saying
5:45 people who fold their toilet paper instead of crumpling
5:51 Guy with a dog named Homo
5:56 What I imagine rich white households to be like
6:01 Don't worry
6:08 Mom who thinks every bruise is a hickey
6:14 When families in scary movies buy a haunted doll
6:21 Quirky tumblr girl in a gameshow
6:26 When are we gonna start class
6:33 New father
6:39 Shut up mom me and dad are having a moment
6:45 The restroom
6:51 Church
6:58 With flash
7:04 In the movies when someone accidentally sends something to the entire school at once
7:11 Guy who really likes night at the museum goes to a real museum
7:17 What does it feel like to get stabbed?
7:24 When your dumb roommate makes you a sandwich
7:31 Superhero can't manage to keep his identity a secret because it can get really hot
7:37 How dare he insult me like that! Smh!
7:43 Dating a Disney Prince
7:50 The most popular girl in school enters real life after high school
7:56 Public school extra credit games
8:03 Opening gifts at a bridal shower
8:10 Shopping at Target
8:16 One hop this time!
8:23 It's a bird! It's a plane!
8:29 I got fired from my babysitting job today
8:36 Ahfjshfj
8:42 My guardian angel probably
8:47 And that's when I found out Santa wasn't real
8:54 Thought I would share
9:00 First day of school after winter break! Feeling gud
9:07 Barely there
9:13 Extreme hide and seek
9:19 Just tell me what you want sir
9:25 When you have a bloodstain on your pants. And it may or may not be your blood
9:32 When the kid ur babysitting has a really rude imaginary friend
9:38 WTF MOM!!
9:45 Debra makes a hot chocolate
9:51 My waitress at Olive Garden tryna start somethin
9:57 When ur paired up with the weird kid to do a presentation
10:03 Sorry
10:10 Every time a girl hears a suspicious noise in a scary movie
10:16 Over protective boyfriend in an art museum
10:22 I haven't seen light for days
10:28 Bathroom at Starbucks
10:35 Had peas for dinner!
10:41 Jealous boyfriend in the grocery store
10:47 He never has one smh
10:54 When ur ex says he "missed you"
11:00 Is this peanut free
11:07 Can't we just have a nice family dinner
11:13 The son screen, now available in stores. He will never get out
11:20 Like I know it's probably good. Im still allergic
11:26 Your rich friend coming over to your house (p. 2)
11:32 Fire station had to get a restraining order against this chick smh
11:39 A family broken apart
11:45 What do you have in calculus
11:52 When teachers don't let u go to the BR
11:58 if Pitbull worked at Starbucks
12:03 CZcams prankster taking his drivers test
12:10 THIS TOY STARTED TALKING IM REALLY CREEPED OUT
12:16 First singing vine
12:23 All I do is tell bad jokes and listen to indie music! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
12:30 How all teachers say "I'm not an artist" before they draw up on the board amirite ladies
12:35 Infomercials be like
12:42 Tumblr text posts give me life
12:49 Family car rides
12:55 "U aren't Wendy Wu homecoming warrior.."
13:01 "Make you own burger" option at my new restaurant come check it out
13:07 You need to start contributing more to this household
13:14 Saturday night
13:20 I dropped my phone and almost fell over what a time to be alive
13:24 This is sarcastic
13:30 Bloody Mary is REAL. it brought a demonic spirit into my home.
13:37 Y'all I'm concerned for my cow Bessie bc she doesn't have utters and she doesn't look like a cow
13:43 Teacher who doesn't know what pads are so she assumes they are stickers
13:49 A realist
13:56 Everytime I watch The Bachelorette tbh
14:02 Friday the 13th is coming really soon
you are doing God's work
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
God bless you 🧡🧡
Not to be dramatic but I love you
I think we should bow before the king
2:00 why is nobody complimenting her singing?
Ikr
Better yet, 7:44.
“Okay who ordered the fajitas?”
*raises hand*
“Save you’re quesTIONS TIL THE END OF CLASS”
“But I wasn’t- I- my fajita-“
"Ghost": *BOO*
emily: did you just call me your boo
"Ghost": w- no I didn't mean it like that
Emily: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
"Ghost": O-O
This is the best comeback when someone tries (or did) scare you 😂😂👏👏✌✌
i watch her youtube channel and this just popped up on my recommendations
9:01 me too
5:40 The saying "giving me the cold shoulder" originates from the midevil ages. Lavish parties were held, and instead of going home right after, the partygoers would stay for days maybe even weeks after it ended.
If a specific person were staying too long, instead of simply saying GTFO, the lord or lady of the house would begin to serve them cold pig shoulders. Hence: Cold Shoulder!
...but do you still want me to microwave it for you?
@@mariogirl8100 They taste better when they're fried.
Thank you!
Daughter:”dad... I like girls.”
Dad:”oh cool me to!”
*high fives*
The mom: Emily wake up
Emily: 5 more minutes
The mom: you've been in a coma for 2 years
Emily: *looks away, lifts eyebrows*
Emily: k 2 more minutes
Why is this so me 😂😂👏👏✌✌
you've been in a coma for 2 years?
@@noora_aurora maybe 😌. No jk just her attitude lol. I didn't even remember making this comment 😂
"Okay class, now this is a penguin."
**shows a pig**
"And this is my husband! OINK OINK."
😂😂
14:34
I had a substitute teacher yell at me because the girl sitting beside me ask to borrow a pencil and I said no problem
“ I don’t know who you think you are and I don’t care you don’t get a hold of attendance because you think your conversation is more important “
But there were kids in the back of the classroom we’re actually having a conversation and a loud one
“Alright you don’t have to be so humble”
“But seriously I’m not that good at it”
“Alright well you’re the only one who knows CPR and he’s dying so!”
This woman was the epitome of both “Never let them know your next move” and shifting the level of energy between both high and low
*what the heck mr snuffles*
4:19 Me: ~Cries and goes to hide for an eternity...
1:14 pulled at my heartstrings RIP Kobe Bryant
Hey can i get a sip of that?
No?
Why??
IM BREAST FEEDING
I remember having a hibachi chef that was on his 1 week and he kind of cut his finger... and some blood got near the food... hope it didn’t get in it tho bcz it got pretty close
@mrs. satan honestly same
@mrs. satan I guess it goes without saying that you need Jesus
There's no Q, you lose
You can still add something!!!
I ADDED A BELT, FOUR EARRINGS, AND AN EXTRA ARM, YOU LOSE!!!!
3:09 Ms Fleming from Heathers in a nutshell
LMAO
mY nAmEs PaULinE I liVe AlOnE
Daughter: mom I’m a lesbian
Mom: it’s ok honey I am too
Dad: wtf does anyone love men in the house
Son: I do
Hahahaha
The perfect Viner doesn't exi...
1:10 this did not age well
that centipede one 😂😂😂
"control your kid"
1:38 literally every teen
9:14 I love how you can see her holding her phone through her glasses.
1:11 this vine did NOT age well omg
I WAS GONNA SAY
12:49 HETALIAAAAAAA!
*WAKANDA FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Idk why but Emily sounds a little bit like GellyJones
"Never have I ever been an Asian named Emily"
I'm right here
0:21
And that's how that tiktok little meme thing started (I forgot the word lol)
The tiktok trend?
She flushed the kiss down the toilet!! 😂😂😂😂
9:07 I relate to this more than I should 😂😭
"I actually delivered a baby yesterday " "oh so your a doctor?" "Im a mailman if it fits it ships"
9:00 she legit looks sad. what happened precious bean ;w;
I shall murder her offender.
Alright who ordered the fajita?
Oh I did!
AND SAVE YOUR QUESTIONS FOR THE END OF CLASS.
What I uh m-my fajita
the 'free peanut' vine? one of the greatest plots. a cinematic experience.
1:12 ...oh man that hits a little different in 2020
1:10 hits different now 😔
Its a bird!
No its a plane!
*ITS A METAPHOR BRIAN*
One of my favorites...😂
I prepared a PB&J...”I doNt thInk YourE reAdy foR thIs JeLly-”
*get out*
15:09 that was a pretty good voice lol
Emily's jokes are dad jokes 10x better
12:29 OOF and that's why I had to teach myself how to art 👌😂
"why don't we talk about the 2016 election-"
*"do you want nightmares Timmy?"*
"HOLD MY BREAD STICKS!"
"You may now put your flowers in the cascet"
"Kobe"........😗
RIP
*"HOLD* *MY* *BREAD* *STICKS"*
Omg so many people are hitting puberty on New Years, so many balls are dropping
😂 lol
“can you guys shut your gobs” is actually the most british thing i’ve ever heard
Person- Do you want a fitting room?!
Emily- oh, um, was just looking at these cups....
Person- *stares at her weird*
Emily- ......... oh... *jogs away*
Honestly is my favorite viner and youtuber
I heard you have the best quality t-shirts
Yeah we have the best koala-t-shirts
😂😂😂😂😂
(4:39) - I actually delivered a baby yesterday.
- Oh, so, you're like a doctor?
- No, I'm a mailman, you know, if it fits, it ships.
The funeral one with Kobe is just really sad now.
that one didn't age quite so well
Basically laughing for 23 mins and 50 secs so funny 😂
I’m the father I’ll cut the umbilical cord you’ll need some scissors *Im a MaN I’Ll UsE My tEeTh* but sir...
edit: 1:44 I just turn on the faucet water lol 😂 edit2: 19:17 when your crush rejects you 😭
I will forever love the Hollister vine 💕
I love the acting from 11:26 so much. It's too perfect
(14:08) I Thought That Was Gonna Be A Recreation Of The Harry Potter
After All This Time?
Always.
Lol Yah Sorry Had To Comment This Snape Is My Favourite Character...
Wow dude
Its the weasley twins
She's so pretty!
Due to recent events, 1:10 now has a much deeper meaning....
RIP Kobe🙏❤️
1:10
This hits a lot different now😥
I know I started crying 😭