George Carlin - Man Stuff

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  • George Carlin on 'Man Stuff' from his 1999 HBO Special, 'You Are All Diseased'.
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  • @L0Ldude11
    @L0Ldude11 Před 7 lety +3724

    George Carlin came up with the idea for the hunger games

    • @Gamelover882
      @Gamelover882 Před 7 lety +50

      Blue either him or a book called Battle Royale. But I do think George called it

    • @markcarey8426
      @markcarey8426 Před 7 lety +22

      The Hunger Games was maybe based on "Ecotopia". A novel from way before then.

    • @chriso9345
      @chriso9345 Před 7 lety +77

      Blue Yup. The creator of hunger games must have been watching a george carlin stand-up and said ".. I FUCKIN GOT IT!"

    • @kamenridernephilim
      @kamenridernephilim Před 7 lety +17

      This gladiatorial combat is older than steam.

    • @notahandle965
      @notahandle965 Před 6 lety +5

      Or he got annoyed with men

  • @johndanielson3777
    @johndanielson3777 Před 6 lety +3720

    This man wasn’t a comedian. He was a philosopher with punchlines.

    • @larrysomers1654
      @larrysomers1654 Před 5 lety +14

      no crap sherlock

    • @quentinparhiala901
      @quentinparhiala901 Před 5 lety +11

      No he's a comedian John Henderson

    • @BrandonTatamiBakukin
      @BrandonTatamiBakukin Před 5 lety +8

      @Graublitz has been years I'm struggling to write something following his way! I love this man, and he was a philosopher more than just a comedian!

    • @quentinparhiala901
      @quentinparhiala901 Před 5 lety +3

      Thank you captain obvious and no dip sherlock John Henderson

    • @Lyle-xc9pg
      @Lyle-xc9pg Před 5 lety +2

      @Graublitz thats a great point

  • @thehotyounggrandpas8207
    @thehotyounggrandpas8207 Před 7 lety +839

    The older I get, the more I feel like George.

    • @henrynoone3595
      @henrynoone3595 Před 5 lety +2

      How old are you?

    • @minddecayproductions
      @minddecayproductions Před 5 lety +13

      I’m only 14 and I already feel like George

    • @automatonm99
      @automatonm99 Před 5 lety +6

      Well when you get older closer to death you really don't care anymore at that point.

    • @V8AmericanMuscleCar
      @V8AmericanMuscleCar Před 3 lety +21

      You don't have to be old to feel like George. You just need some brain.

    • @Amp661
      @Amp661 Před 3 lety +1

      All he did was think and observe. I do the same and I wish I can create some material to rip on such as TikTok, Soy boys, millenials, and covid. Politics has been overdone so I wont touch that.

  • @gerripell
    @gerripell Před 8 lety +2229

    This man has been cracking me up since I was 14, I'm 52 and he still does it for me

  • @Rumbletheimp2
    @Rumbletheimp2 Před 9 lety +2169

    George carlin was so ahead of his time. A true genius

    • @delicheese6774
      @delicheese6774 Před 8 lety +19

      +Jacob Meagher
      How was he ahead of his time; that implies that there are more people now that think like he did. That is certainly not the case. If anything, he was born after his time. More people before him were capable of using their brains than the people after him.

    • @Rumbletheimp2
      @Rumbletheimp2 Před 8 lety +10

      Deli Cheese He was ahead of his time and he's still ahead of this time.besides what i said implies nothing. I just love his comedy and his point of view.

    • @delicheese6774
      @delicheese6774 Před 8 lety +13

      Jacob Meagher
      "Ahead of his time" is an idiomatic phrase that means the individual expressed ideas that were not acceptable in the present, but were adopted in the future. By definition, Carlin was in no way "ahead of his time". By using that phrase, you did indeed imply exactly what I said. I understand what you intended to say, but regardless "ahead of his time" was not the phrase you were looking for.

    • @Rumbletheimp2
      @Rumbletheimp2 Před 8 lety +9

      +Deli Cheese We can argue semantics all day. I believe that Carlin's opinions and view points are still relevant today and that is why he was ahead of his time. I don't care about what you think the phrase means.

    • @delicheese6774
      @delicheese6774 Před 8 lety +6

      Jacob Meagher
      Yes, of course his opinions and points of view are still relevant today, but that does not make him ahead of his time. What is more, people had his views long before him, and they will continue to be held long after him. And it is not what I think the phrase means; the phrase has a meaning, and you are misusing it. I don't know why you just can't accept that.

  • @janaebryant2556
    @janaebryant2556 Před 8 lety +692

    I'm old and bed bound. Been watching Carlin on my tablet for hours. Because I'm screaming with laughter, I mean loud, piercing screams, I can't keep my eyes open, keep dropping the tablet and sputter incoherently when my husband wants to know if I'm having a stroke. Thank you, George.

    • @Marko-gn8cg
      @Marko-gn8cg Před 4 lety +23

      Dont mean to insult you but are you alive

    • @brienmaybe.4415
      @brienmaybe.4415 Před 3 lety +28

      May the big electron bless and watch over you!

    • @denosteen1116
      @denosteen1116 Před 3 lety +9

      rip

    • @keithbeard5337
      @keithbeard5337 Před 3 lety +6

      F

    • @jacobm804
      @jacobm804 Před 3 lety +4

      @@keithbeard5337 dipshit, someome probably died and you type "F" like it's a meme go fucking off yourself will ya?

  • @Aethrius
    @Aethrius Před 8 lety +741

    That "Ah HA-HA" gets me every time

    • @jonwebb2715
      @jonwebb2715 Před 6 lety +2

      he's an idiot he sure got a wake-up call when he died though we stand before the Lord

    • @peachout6227
      @peachout6227 Před 6 lety +36

      Jon Webb people like you are the reason we keep wanting a purge every year.

    • @CookedOnions
      @CookedOnions Před 6 lety +13

      Hahahaha "got a wake up call when he died" that is gold.

    • @fluffehsquirrel1860
      @fluffehsquirrel1860 Před 5 lety +11

      2:13

    • @kimhaddon1270
      @kimhaddon1270 Před 5 lety +2

      @@jonwebb2715 yet you watched his video... numbnut... go sit down at the kiddie table with the rest of the crybaby group

  • @root19733
    @root19733 Před 9 lety +653

    0:00-1:02
    What the Hunger Games would be like if George Carlin wrote it.

    • @kurtkrut6178
      @kurtkrut6178 Před 6 lety +7

      I've had the exact same idea a cpl of years back, but on how to solve the problem with crowded prisons... "Battle Royale Prison Edition" A huge concrete building with only one door, a still in the middle and everyone gets a knife, you fill it with hopeless junkies, rapists, murderers, pedophiles and lobbyists and brick up the entrance. Six months later you open it up and shoot the last man standing.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 Před 6 lety +3

      At least it's better than getting innocent children to do it.

  • @bassinblue
    @bassinblue Před 8 lety +653

    I've been watching this guy since I was 11, I'm now 79.

    • @blakadenme
      @blakadenme Před 7 lety +11

      Me.1983 and Dogma the movie.

    • @bertilpersson5970
      @bertilpersson5970 Před 7 lety +1

      Oh dear, THAT scene! :)

    • @Wheres0My0Weed
      @Wheres0My0Weed Před 7 lety +94

      I've been watching this guy since I was 79, now I am a ghost.

    • @obiehn276
      @obiehn276 Před 7 lety +45

      ive been watching this guy since i was 7, now im gay

    • @LordEmilous
      @LordEmilous Před 7 lety +71

      I've been watching this guy since I've been watching this guy. Now I'm watching this guy.

  • @alextwa
    @alextwa Před 7 lety +283

    George hit the nail on the head. I went to high school with so many jocks who were so obsessed with being a macho man and you know what? They were the biggest cowards I ever met.

    • @Tazman333
      @Tazman333 Před 5 měsíci

      SAID BY A LITTLE GIRL.

    • @jakanz
      @jakanz Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@Tazman333 Someone was a jock in high school...

    • @Cynsham
      @Cynsham Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@Tazman333Anyone named Wayne does not have a valid opinion 😂

  • @user-yl5sq1eb4r
    @user-yl5sq1eb4r Před 2 měsíci +11

    I’m 72, and have been a fan of George Carlin since junior high school.

  • @crimsonfire574
    @crimsonfire574 Před 5 lety +310

    I have been watching him since I was 11 now I'm 234

  • @SuperBarioBrothers
    @SuperBarioBrothers Před 5 lety +146

    The fact that this guy narrated the first few seasons of Thomas and Friends is just hilarious

  • @bryandickens387
    @bryandickens387 Před 6 lety +117

    George Carlin was the most rare kind of the entire human species. What I believe he most embodies is that he is absolutely "GENUINE" and possibly the most truly genuine of all time. He was showing how to do it, because our biggest and most widspread flaw common to humans and especially Americans is that we struggle to be genuine with other and even ourselves and Carlin recognized that. He was the greatest preacher in my opinion because he never preached religion and always preached how to be genuine.

    • @littlejimmyscumbag2551
      @littlejimmyscumbag2551 Před 5 lety

      Bryan Dickens lol brainwashed people like you are terrifying lmao 😂

    • @agonzo8438
      @agonzo8438 Před 3 lety

      @@littlejimmyscumbag2551 Brainwashed how exactly? Clearly the point is genuineness, and you can either agree with Bryan's opinion or not. Regardless it's hardly terrifying.

  • @SOIBand
    @SOIBand Před 9 lety +290

    This man is pure gold

  • @markmansky
    @markmansky Před měsícem +4

    George you were one hell of a comedian. Rest in Peace

  • @christianadrian28
    @christianadrian28 Před 8 lety +452

    I wish he was here today so he could talk about how fucked up the world is today

    • @samuelduvall8130
      @samuelduvall8130 Před 5 lety +7

      Yes Christians take things to seriously

    • @automatonm99
      @automatonm99 Před 5 lety +15

      @@samuelduvall8130 who doesn't these days people get so offended too easily.

    • @mcmarkmarkson7115
      @mcmarkmarkson7115 Před 4 lety +1

      @@automatonm99 well at least they don't burn you alive anymore for feeling offended. And they don't discriminate a whole race either because they felt offended by just having a different skin color. I would say we came quite a long way compared to have things have been.

    • @automatonm99
      @automatonm99 Před 4 lety +1

      @@mcmarkmarkson7115 people that these days don't realize how good they have it. Thankfully we will all born in the right time.

    • @ufafgd
      @ufafgd Před 3 lety +10

      @@automatonm99 People are conditioned through media and other sources to be like them and if you don't, your a non conformist. It's here, it's now. Look at all the generic language we speak. They (the ones in charge) want you to accept anything they say as the God given truth. Don't believe this tripe. Live your life as your own.

  • @chickendrawsdogs3343
    @chickendrawsdogs3343 Před 5 lety +134

    Fun fact: George Carlin was an Air Force radar technician before he was discharged. You know Air Force and Marines, they never get along.

    • @Music6710
      @Music6710 Před 2 lety +2

      Haha that explains it. I agree and I was never in the military.

    • @cefb8923
      @cefb8923 Před rokem +2

      @@Music6710 Yeah that makes perfect sense..

    • @gtopnotch6012
      @gtopnotch6012 Před rokem +9

      Always love the marine and air force banter. One of the oldest beefs in the military as they're polar opposites in nearly every way. Yeah Army v Marines, yeah its typical and we enjoy it, it's common speech at this point, but Air Force and Marine Corps beef, nah that hits different

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 Před rokem

      I was Air Force. Never had any problem with the Jarheads. Hell, they were kind enough to ship us in some hot food from one of their bases on one of our deployments. Beat the hell out of the MREs we were eating. Marines are okay in my book.

    • @OldBaldWookiee
      @OldBaldWookiee Před rokem

      I feel like all branches of the military hate eachother and call eachother gay . There may be some homophobia there lol

  • @falcon0351
    @falcon0351 Před 3 lety +14

    I press the like button before George talks.I know quality is a comin

  • @Zonker66
    @Zonker66 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Damn, I miss you, George. We really need you now.

    • @glendahoward8259
      @glendahoward8259 Před měsícem +1

      Yes we do! 😊

    • @Zonker66
      @Zonker66 Před měsícem +2

      @@glendahoward8259 He'd have loved the chaos. Sometimes I think he was the glue holding all this shit together. Sure went to hell after he died.

  • @BassGuitarGuy128
    @BassGuitarGuy128 Před 8 lety +181

    There's a lot of people who need to hear the barbed wire tattoo bit.

    • @jondstewart
      @jondstewart Před 5 lety +13

      BassGuitarGuy128 The men that have the barbed wire tatoo are all old farts now! It was a Generation X’er thing

    • @Amp661
      @Amp661 Před 3 lety +4

      @@jondstewart oooooo imagine all the sleeved up women when they're old! Dear heavens...

    • @danielboonelight5344
      @danielboonelight5344 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Amp661 nobody cares. you think they'll instead be competing for miss america? ffs. they'll be wearing real sleeves, just like our grandmas do anyway. but you know, maybe you can get a peek at her arm anyway, since, ::ohh whew:: it's so damn beautiful without the ink

    • @Amp661
      @Amp661 Před 3 lety

      @@danielboonelight5344 well I personally dont care what people do to their bodies. It was a passing thought regarding the future. To each their own.

    • @idgaf1241
      @idgaf1241 Před rokem +1

      Both my parents😂thats why I don’t like tattoos (not on me, but other people look good in them)

  • @SandraLovesRoses
    @SandraLovesRoses Před 7 lety +103

    Glad I got to see him live.

  • @shiftywily
    @shiftywily Před 9 lety +260

    I'm really glad I found George. He showed me that I'm not crazy for thinking the way I do. America is a fucked up place.

    • @andreawest1324
      @andreawest1324 Před 6 lety +4

      So true..

    • @bayarearaider7753
      @bayarearaider7753 Před 6 lety +16

      As you sit there in a big Air conditioned house on a hot day.. streaming internet videos high speed while slowly sipping alcohol and smoking weed after eating your 3rd full course meal of the day

    • @bayarearaider7753
      @bayarearaider7753 Před 6 lety +3

      Andrea West oh pleez shit your whiney spoiled azz up

    • @The_Boomer_
      @The_Boomer_ Před 5 lety +35

      @@bayarearaider7753 I really can't stand these types of arguments. "Oh there's worse places in the world, so we have no right to complain." That is such a wrong concept on so many levels there's really no point in refuting it.

    • @bitchtits2986
      @bitchtits2986 Před 5 lety +16

      @@The_Boomer_ much agreed, especially when they say well why don't you live in mexico (for example), not realizing those countries are fucked up and destablized because of us in the first place

  • @jtp1389
    @jtp1389 Před 9 lety +206

    The world would be better if all schools had a George Carlin and Calvin & Hobbes class.

    • @kathyodom5372
      @kathyodom5372 Před 5 lety +1

      And Bloom County.

    • @mchlbk
      @mchlbk Před 4 lety

      @@kathyodom5372 Didn't know Bloom County, thanks for mentioning it Kathy.

    • @kathyodom5372
      @kathyodom5372 Před 4 lety

      @@mchlbk You're welcome!

  • @23BrendaSavage69
    @23BrendaSavage69 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Miss U George ❤

  • @LegacyProductionsOrg
    @LegacyProductionsOrg Před 10 lety +264

    finally some "positive" stuff. doh!

  • @julesviolin
    @julesviolin Před rokem +8

    George summed up history, humanity and the meaning of life in 10 minutes.
    Absolute genius 👏

  • @grimsoncrow
    @grimsoncrow Před 7 lety +198

    This guy was a genius -even when I disagree with him, he still makes me laugh. No person, organisation, belief system or philosophy is safe : If you're acting stupid, he will call you out on it. I have laughed several times at his jokes even though the joke is about me. Hats off -if there is a heaven, he should be accepted in on general principles -regardless of the things he has said about religion. Making people think cannot be a sin.

    • @shagstars
      @shagstars Před rokem

      Catholic church is a sin in itself. Just like every other cult who killed for their beliefs which is ungodly/unholy if you ask me. Except if you hunt Illuminati members till the top tho which should be fine because they are the direct opposers of good/order and gods will.

    • @FruityHachi
      @FruityHachi Před rokem +4

      it’s not enough to just laugh if the joke is about you
      if you’re acting stupid then you should self-reflect to change yourself

    • @melchior2678
      @melchior2678 Před rokem

      Carlin acted pretty stupid himself

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 Před rokem +2

      All he ever did was be honest about religion. Certainly more honest than any priest has ever been. That alone should qualify him.

    • @HereComesThe-Sun
      @HereComesThe-Sun Před 7 měsíci

      As someone who goes to church every Sunday and Wednesday, his whole thing about religion resonated with me more than any church service and pastors preaching ever has.

  • @irkedd
    @irkedd Před 11 lety +25

    the guys always been my hero.
    I grew up watching carlin and my parents never minded.
    didnt understand all of his humor when I was a kid, but carlin was respected by everyone because he told the truth, he had integrity.
    nobody like him one of a kind.

    • @prodkie
      @prodkie Před 10 měsíci

      10 years ago damn…

    • @user-we6ee9mr8x
      @user-we6ee9mr8x Před 8 měsíci

      I grew up full on "religious." Thank god George Carlin helped me see sense.

  • @noaht5191
    @noaht5191 Před rokem +5

    No one is safe from this old bastard, and that's why I love him and respect him. I would say RIP George, but then I imagine his annoyance with me saying such a thing.

  • @davidgroll-cook7125
    @davidgroll-cook7125 Před 10 měsíci +6

    I miss George, he was so unique, we need him now more than ever

  • @kellysintery73
    @kellysintery73 Před 7 lety +17

    I knew the Seven Dirty Words before I knew the alphabet! My dad was so proud!!!

  • @Thecatnipproject
    @Thecatnipproject Před 11 lety +12

    I have this on DVD and I must say probably one of the best George Carlin specials I have ever seen

  • @noobinator9854
    @noobinator9854 Před 5 lety +13

    One of the best thought-provoking comic trollers of all time

  • @Mr-Trox
    @Mr-Trox Před 7 lety +197

    I bet if he did this set in the afterlife, he'd call it "You are all deceased."
    That was painful.

  • @namj8145
    @namj8145 Před 3 lety +20

    Carlin, the gift that keeps on giving, even years after he's gone. It's 2020, and he still nails the police problem beautifully. Sadly, it's all still so relevant. "New requirements for being on the police...intelligence and decency. Who knows, it might work. It certainly hasn't been tried yet."

  • @gillestremblay3465
    @gillestremblay3465 Před 8 lety +83

    The more I think of it, the more I'm convinced Slug Fest would be the perfect place for Dan Bilzerian...

  • @adamnichols2762
    @adamnichols2762 Před 7 lety +49

    Not one comedian can pertain to current issues while maintaining absolute hilarity like this man did. If only our comedians of today could do the same....

    • @lisaconn8676
      @lisaconn8676 Před rokem +2

      🤣😝BILL BURR does, & also relates his admiration for George.I love how George has honored us NATIVE AMERICANS throughout his years.MANYBLESSINGS & keep the spirit world in tact B4 I get there to meet & shake your hand.♥️safe journeys❤️

    • @pluso
      @pluso Před rokem +3

      Sorry but Bill Burr doesn't have the linguistic virtuosity and the deep sociological analisis Carlin had. He is funny when he is angry, but it gets tiring, specially his obsession with women, I used to listen to his podcast, but then I got tired of hearing why women suck every other episode.

    • @musicauthority674
      @musicauthority674 Před 10 měsíci +2

      There's a comedian that George Carlin indorsed in an interview. that is currently probably the best comedian since George Carlin. and that is Lewis Black, he has that same anger that George Carlin had. and knows what he's talking about like George Carlin did. and the fact that George Carlin indorsed him in itself. should be enough to make him the best comedian we have currently.

  • @c130lm7
    @c130lm7 Před 7 lety +17

    the man is a true comedian, speaks the truth about mankind

  • @MadBrilligan
    @MadBrilligan Před 7 lety +8

    I've been watching this guy since I was 10, I'm now 128 and he still cracks me up

    • @HannibalKantter
      @HannibalKantter Před rokem +1

      Same, I remember watching one of his specials for the first time not long before going to battle in the siegue of Rome, and he still makes me laugh today

  • @miladesfandiary2794
    @miladesfandiary2794 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Hates people who act tough.
    Continues to act tough.

  • @666xxxful
    @666xxxful Před 7 lety +67

    George became the perfect grumpy old man.
    Regardless he was always pertinent.

  • @mtnwriter4011
    @mtnwriter4011 Před 3 lety +24

    So incredibly right on - about American macho men. It was about time somebody said the truth - and Carlin did.

  • @TheBrooklynbodine
    @TheBrooklynbodine Před 7 lety +41

    At 1:40: "anchovy's cunt"...LMFAO!

    • @SemiSweet87
      @SemiSweet87 Před 7 lety

      Gary Kerns. You mean Anchovies lolol.

  • @enkiea52
    @enkiea52 Před 10 lety +40

    Man George was funny as hell.

    • @kristjanbirnir5869
      @kristjanbirnir5869 Před 10 lety +3

      IF there ever was man that need be brought back from death.

  • @PurnimaThakerDhorajiwalapRTd

    I am amazed at the energy he puts in expressing his firm beliefs. Outreaching those who sees sense, practicality and burning realities in them..and ...he beats those macho musclemen.

  • @Crisniper
    @Crisniper Před 3 měsíci +1

    my all time favourite comedian , once I had a dream that I died and when I went to heaven Carlin and Lewis Black greeted me laughing ! Still my best dream yet!

  • @dortmundgrabenstein9193
    @dortmundgrabenstein9193 Před 7 lety +52

    Especially his take on police: Wiser words have never been spoken!

  • @AJ-hn8qw
    @AJ-hn8qw Před 7 lety +15

    RIP G, you always told it like it is

  • @MrKillerPiano
    @MrKillerPiano Před 7 lety +40

    Rest in peace.

  • @ComradeRagdoll
    @ComradeRagdoll Před 11 měsíci +17

    The way he explains everything to do with men being toxically-masculine is on point!

  • @nightspecterx1506
    @nightspecterx1506 Před měsícem +1

    Man I miss George Carlin so much! I'm always laughing my ass off every time I see him!🤣

  • @lepsu0176
    @lepsu0176 Před 10 lety +11

    One of my favorite comedians-smart, funny and on point!

  • @markobrien678
    @markobrien678 Před 9 měsíci +4

    George either nailed it or bombed out
    No mediocraty.
    This one bombed..

  • @ricardocantoral7672
    @ricardocantoral7672 Před 10 lety +281

    This is a real man talking.

  • @r3mix3d26
    @r3mix3d26 Před 10 lety +33

    I agree 100% on this.

  • @slim710.
    @slim710. Před rokem +3

    Anybody who hates on Carlin simply doesn’t like/want to hear the truth

  • @isetmfriendsofire
    @isetmfriendsofire Před 3 lety +7

    "You get about 100,000 of these fuckin men"
    The way he says that line always cracks me up.

  • @IAmError0706
    @IAmError0706 Před 2 lety +3

    Music to my god damn ears

  • @ComradeRagdoll
    @ComradeRagdoll Před 11 měsíci +3

    And the way he dissected these male
    [thousands-of-years-old] sexist stereotype was on POINT!

  • @1998martucha
    @1998martucha Před 10 lety +21

    OMG, he just predicted the Hunger Games!!!

  • @gingersnap8036
    @gingersnap8036 Před 7 měsíci +3

    I'm so glad he existed in the time when he could still say sh*t like this without getting cancelled

  • @ulrichenry4881
    @ulrichenry4881 Před 8 lety +14

    this is fucking Beautiful

  • @tosstorm
    @tosstorm Před 8 lety +1

    Gosh I don't miss this guy. Loved him growing up though but I grew up too.

  • @JueputaGuebon
    @JueputaGuebon Před 11 lety +4

    I love that..
    "obsolete male impulses from a hundred thousand years ago"
    I'm going to have to use that one

  • @billbeliakoff5589
    @billbeliakoff5589 Před 8 lety +161

    I wish George was still here, just to hear what he thinks about Trump running for president.

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial Před 8 lety +23

      He actually called it years ago. Look it up on here

    • @Soundillusions94xyz
      @Soundillusions94xyz Před 7 lety +22

      Bill Beliakoff Well, George was never a very political person. In his own words, he enjoys the freak show and since he's American he had the front row seat to it. Also, he himself admitted he didn't vote(something many people look down upon), so I don't think he would have much to say about Trump, maybe a few critiques but knowing he hated political correctness, and euphemistic language of a fashion widely and profusely used in today's media, and highly sensitive, "pussy" attitudes held by what many people refer to in a derogatory manner as "social justice warriors" I think George would've liked trump a bit more than hillary. But I only say this because I watched his stuff, and what's going on today is almost the same as what was going on back in his days. He probably would've remained stoic to these events, although probably a little giggly due to the fact that the media received a devastating blow with Trump' s victory.

    • @6644pmr
      @6644pmr Před 6 lety +25

      Sound Illusions lol he would have hated trump. Would have thought he was an out of touch asshole playing on the fears uneducated low to middle class white men.

    • @jacoba4578
      @jacoba4578 Před 6 lety +14

      He'd stick his head out his window on election night and scream "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING?!"

    • @sharondidrickson6414
      @sharondidrickson6414 Před 6 lety +2

      And Obama

  • @AngeliqueKaga
    @AngeliqueKaga Před 3 lety +2

    The world became a sadder place when he passed on.

  • @Hensley316
    @Hensley316 Před 2 lety +3

    When he said, "A HA HA! A painting." he sounds like Mr. Garrison from South Park.

  • @gordgraham8426
    @gordgraham8426 Před rokem +2

    Such a comic Genius he is 7 words will never be forgotten by George Carlin RIP

  • @Ranmann86
    @Ranmann86 Před rokem +48

    Man George would have a field day with Andrew Tate if he was alive today lmao

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 Před rokem +6

      God I wish I could see that

    • @Gxlto
      @Gxlto Před rokem +4

      At the rate that world news are progressing today he could have put out an HBO special every 3 months and I'd be there for it every time.

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 Před 9 měsíci +5

      But the incels say that George hated SJWs and would totally have agreed with the manosphere people.
      Nevermind that George had bits defending gay rights, abortion, and calling the manosphere losers of his day losers. They genuinely don't get that the bit where George makes fun of rich white "feminists" is him insulting Karens, not feminism.

    • @paladinheadquarters7776
      @paladinheadquarters7776 Před 8 měsíci

      Maybe but there is nothing wrong with being strong and masculine.

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 Před 8 měsíci

      @@paladinheadquarters7776 Literally no one has ever said that there is. There is something wrong with society imposing forced gender stereotypes on men while seeking to actively exclude the idea of men being anything other than "strong and masculine" (the actual definition of toxic masculinity) and with being a human trafficking serial rapist scumbag (Andrew Tate).

  • @seucongodocatimbo
    @seucongodocatimbo Před 10 měsíci +2

    My favorite down to earth true comedian

  • @bochica3562
    @bochica3562 Před 3 lety +2

    I miss him so bad. 🙈 Love from Germany

  • @RobertoDiego737
    @RobertoDiego737 Před 11 lety +4

    This stand up or Complaints and Grievances were my all time favorites from George Carlin. Laughed my ass off on both specials. Dont get me wrong, all of his stand up specials were awesome. RIP George.

  • @MrJayra210
    @MrJayra210 Před 9 lety +93

    I think he was talking about dudes from the Jersey Shore.

    • @jamesagwe2981
      @jamesagwe2981 Před 5 lety +2

      But expect this is real

    • @jetblach
      @jetblach Před 4 lety

      This was from 1999. Jersey Shore did not annoy our national culture until 2010.

    • @drewshaheen
      @drewshaheen Před 3 lety

      It was a joke idiots

  • @SB_kilsgb
    @SB_kilsgb Před 5 lety +1

    I've been watching this guy since i was 14, im now 137 years old

  • @Welp503
    @Welp503 Před 4 dny

    We need this man right now.

  • @JT-zm3pn
    @JT-zm3pn Před 3 lety +3

    I miss him

  • @writerconsidered
    @writerconsidered Před 3 lety +7

    He was even on top of the cop problem before the rest of us.

  • @critter7052
    @critter7052 Před 9 lety +1

    ha ha ha ha :) Rest in Peace great funnyman, George! Thanks for posting!

  • @dcaseng
    @dcaseng Před 3 lety +2

    "I obstruct!", LMFAO 😂🤣😂

  • @The01t
    @The01t Před 9 lety +4

    Lol great guy, Carlin rules.

  • @SHOGANEX
    @SHOGANEX Před 5 lety +7

    George Carlin invented battle royale

  • @mickos_
    @mickos_ Před 4 lety +1

    I need someone like him now. I think I have watched all his videos . Hes amazing

  • @ppas789
    @ppas789 Před 3 lety +6

    He perfectly summed up my feelings towards these types. Thank you George!

  • @ShawarmaFarmer
    @ShawarmaFarmer Před 10 lety +61

    Funny dark humor. Carlin will be missed

  • @HigherQualityUploads
    @HigherQualityUploads Před rokem +4

    He'd have a field day with modern gym culture

  • @jeffreyclem5953
    @jeffreyclem5953 Před 4 lety +1

    I love this bit so much

  • @mendyviola
    @mendyviola Před rokem +1

    George 2024!

  • @curleyteeth
    @curleyteeth Před 8 lety +8

    I never used to much care for American humor until I heard Bill Hicks and George Carlin and that was only because of youtube.Of course I had never heard the good stuff on tv because they would not have allowed it.I am 57 by the way not a youngster so thank the lord for the internet eh.Jim.Liverpool.

    • @TheJer1963
      @TheJer1963 Před 8 lety

      +curleyteeth Listen to Richard Pryor, that guy was very funny to.

    • @clausehoundinc.7518
      @clausehoundinc.7518 Před 8 lety +1

      +curleyteeth Louis CK is good too.

  • @christymarie1413
    @christymarie1413 Před 5 lety +3

    Master Legend of Human Truth!! I miss him & Prince-4-Ever

  • @prxducerhxktxk
    @prxducerhxktxk Před 3 lety +1

    Top ten people that should have been nominated for immortality: George Carlin, Freddie Mercury, John Lennon, Richard Pryor, Tupac Shakur, The Notorious B.I.G, Jimi Hendrix, Christopher Hitchens, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and Bob Marley.

  • @da0484
    @da0484 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Hilarious and ahead of his time. RIP🙏

  • @johnfury6481
    @johnfury6481 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Best satirist of his time.

  • @apetheory7152
    @apetheory7152 Před rokem +5

    This is how I feel about “alpha” males

  • @thelonewolf498
    @thelonewolf498 Před 6 lety +2

    Everything ,what George Carlin said ,is 100 percent true.

  • @Kcali111
    @Kcali111 Před rokem +2

    Carlin was a beast. True artist. 🖤

  • @yashparmar5620
    @yashparmar5620 Před 3 lety +3

    he was definitely way ahead of the time

  • @PianoMan5000
    @PianoMan5000 Před 9 lety +6

    No water!just whiskey and pcp.

  • @tiagoribeiro885
    @tiagoribeiro885 Před rokem +1

    Lol. I love the silence of the people who thought he was on their side.

  • @siaahmadi413
    @siaahmadi413 Před 3 lety +1

    I wonder why this hasn't become a real TV show in America