Learning Piano to Get Laid (with Bo Burnham)

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  • @jamiemchugh7518
    @jamiemchugh7518 Před 4 lety +19288

    Having big hands is all fun and games until someone brings out the Pringles.

  • @thecolorpurple6401
    @thecolorpurple6401 Před 4 lety +14711

    "This one will be about you."
    **starts to play art is dead.*
    Fair enough.

  • @WolfPack23488
    @WolfPack23488 Před 3 lety +1340

    The girls werent even in the sketch they just showed up because Bo was playing the piano

  • @TheMatthyssen
    @TheMatthyssen Před 4 lety +6711

    me trying to remember this video in front of my crush: abestos

    • @Noah-lo9vb
      @Noah-lo9vb Před 3 lety +71

      This is one of the only clever comments i've read in a while.

    • @user-io3wd2yw2r
      @user-io3wd2yw2r Před 3 lety +11

      Noah care to explain? I’m not to most intelligent :(

    • @Inconsolable_Weeb
      @Inconsolable_Weeb Před 3 lety +63

      Asbestos is a long A word that’s not very far fetched from Arpeggios, even though the words are completely different in meaning

    • @user-io3wd2yw2r
      @user-io3wd2yw2r Před 3 lety +11

      Spooky_Invader oh, completely missed that 😳 thanks :)

    • @vatsal9005
      @vatsal9005 Před 3 lety +6

      Lmao 😂😂😂

  • @katelynpringle5506
    @katelynpringle5506 Před 8 lety +10387

    Learning Piano to Get Laid (with Bo Burnham)
    Step 1: Be Bo Burnham
    Step 2: Stand by Piano
    Step 3: Wait

    • @alex_squeezebox
      @alex_squeezebox Před 8 lety +186

      +Katelyn Pringle FTFY
      Step 1: Be Bo Burnham
      Step 2: Wait

    • @martluca_
      @martluca_ Před 8 lety +83

      Step 1. Be Amir
      Step 2. Hold a recorder.
      Step 3. Wait
      Those are 3 easy steps to get your ass kicked.

    • @ninboy97
      @ninboy97 Před 8 lety +13

      +Martin De Vries what did I ever do to you

    • @ChaseAnderson5k
      @ChaseAnderson5k Před 8 lety +4

      +amir radzwan Obviously you held a recorder. My friend just borrowed me a bat.. what's your address? Just kidding with you bro, have a nice day

    • @jaimeebooth8663
      @jaimeebooth8663 Před 8 lety +1

      Truest thing I've ever heard

  • @JenAnistonfan1
    @JenAnistonfan1 Před 7 lety +6292

    You know what also helps with the ladies? Being Bo Burnham

    • @Z3MBlE
      @Z3MBlE Před 7 lety +133

      john fru coz apparently he's attractive AF is awesome comedian, has sexy voice and plays a piano. yup. I'd definitely want him too

    • @marsbarscassidy6428
      @marsbarscassidy6428 Před 7 lety

      john fru
      yeah XD

    • @adonisadmirer2752
      @adonisadmirer2752 Před 7 lety +28

      Also he has that awesome song called "I'm not gay"

    • @adonisadmirer2752
      @adonisadmirer2752 Před 7 lety +7

      Or everyone thinks I'm gay or something

    • @bk7962
      @bk7962 Před 7 lety +88

      ^ my whole family thinks i'm gay?

  • @brontesenth
    @brontesenth Před 3 lety +3171

    Had to revisit this masterpiece after "Inside."
    "Arpeggio"

  • @HdogFGC
    @HdogFGC Před 3 lety +1193

    "This one's about you"
    *Art is dead starts playing*

  • @sourdoughofficial155
    @sourdoughofficial155 Před 5 lety +10929

    *and pray the girl doesn't know to play piano *

    • @onedirectionlover317
      @onedirectionlover317 Před 4 lety +262

      Sandor Cleagane True 😂 I play piano and I’d be doubling over with laughter. Although being funny is a turn-on, so maybe it’d work even with someone who did play piano.... 😂

    • @tonuahmed4227
      @tonuahmed4227 Před 4 lety +83

      @@onedirectionlover317 well I once impressed a girl with my meme knowledge and guitar skills combined turns out she is better at playing guitar than me...atleast I had more meme knowledge(and she liked it too)

    • @mustafaamin9516
      @mustafaamin9516 Před 4 lety +1

      💀💀💀

    • @fionamcguinn
      @fionamcguinn Před 4 lety +17

      If I knew how to play piano then I would be the girl that makes the guy thinks he knows more of it than me but when we say goodbye tell him how long I've played and how good I am😂😈

    • @junnecita3121
      @junnecita3121 Před 4 lety +15

      I play piano. This would 100% work on me xD funny is the new sexy

  • @aidan7899
    @aidan7899 Před 8 lety +6032

    Arpeggio.

  • @el1ijah797
    @el1ijah797 Před 4 lety +1943

    Its all fun and games till a guitarist shows up.

    • @m4r1ush.60
      @m4r1ush.60 Před 3 lety +31

      I see you’re a man of culture as well

    • @davidcapes1567
      @davidcapes1567 Před 3 lety +134

      and if the guitarist can sing, it's gg for any other guy in the room.

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 Před 3 lety +58

      He brings a whole bonfire with him

    • @rogan-joesloan451
      @rogan-joesloan451 Před 3 lety +52

      Nobody can stop wonderwall.

    • @hunde2430
      @hunde2430 Před 2 lety +5

      @@rogan-joesloan451 is stair allowed

  • @CHOCOLATIONZ
    @CHOCOLATIONZ Před 2 lety +378

    Bo Burnham in 2010s: “Say Arpeggios and you’ll get laid”
    Bo Burnham in 2020s: *Existential dread and possible suicidal thoughts*

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 Před 2 lety +18

      welcome to the fucking internet

    • @itsavonell
      @itsavonell Před 2 lety +13

      he was deffo like that in 2010 as well lol

    • @realnowheregirl
      @realnowheregirl Před rokem

      Is he suicidal?

    • @PenneySounds
      @PenneySounds Před 11 měsíci

      It was that all along, people just didn't notice.

    • @casey6556
      @casey6556 Před 10 měsíci +6

      He plays a segment of “Art is Dead” in this very video; the entire joke is that it’s all about appearances

  • @shgh2695
    @shgh2695 Před 5 lety +3805

    "Arpeggio."
    *moans loudly*

  • @mechalilyz
    @mechalilyz Před 6 lety +13102

    Friend: "Why do you like Bo Burnham so much?"
    Me: "Arpeggios"

  • @fries5849
    @fries5849 Před 3 lety +249

    “This one will be about you.”
    _starts playing ART IS DEAD_

  • @warasdf6716
    @warasdf6716 Před 3 lety +419

    Wait, this was posted ten years ago. That means Bo is 30????
    He's always been 19 in my brain

    • @bluerectangle5794
      @bluerectangle5794 Před 3 lety +51

      You watched Inside yet? He has a song literally about this

    • @isfett
      @isfett Před 3 lety +26

      @@bluerectangle5794 it hadn't come out at the time of posting

    • @bluerectangle5794
      @bluerectangle5794 Před 3 lety +15

      @@AntimoWelles If you can watch it, it's fantastic and it's in my personal opinion his best work

    • @mediocreatbest9203
      @mediocreatbest9203 Před 2 lety +36

      and now his stupid friends are having stupid children

    • @jgtb0pl
      @jgtb0pl Před 2 lety +4

      @@AntimoWelles YES, watch it

  • @dianisea-hh4uf
    @dianisea-hh4uf Před 8 lety +5945

    Your eyes, they're like... a world on fire
    AAAH
    AAAAAAAAAH

  • @runningriot7963
    @runningriot7963 Před 7 lety +3817

    Girl: When did you learn to play
    piano?
    Bo: When do people learn anything? what is learning? what is a piano? are we here? is this real? you know.... arpeggio.
    that was f*ing hilarious

  • @HeyLilMarvin
    @HeyLilMarvin Před 4 lety +166

    Bo Burnham's last word
    *Arpeggio*

  • @shreyaraghavan5489
    @shreyaraghavan5489 Před 2 lety +132

    Coming back to this video after watching inside...man, he was just a kid

    • @jacobwatson7546
      @jacobwatson7546 Před 2 lety +7

      Just a kid... And still more of an adult than me at that age 😭😭

    • @deathwitheponine
      @deathwitheponine Před 2 lety +11

      Looks like he grew out of it.

    • @snivyfan1476
      @snivyfan1476 Před 2 lety +7

      @@deathwitheponine Well, the funniest thing happened...

    • @Shalakor
      @Shalakor Před 2 lety

      @@jacobwatson7546 Still more of an adult than I am at this age, let alone that age. (Though, admittedly, most people on average get less mature in adulthood anyway, so what even is an adult?)

    • @anapple6085
      @anapple6085 Před 2 lety +12

      @@Shalakor What even is an adult? Are we here? Is this real, y'know?
      Arpeggio.

  • @tyraniterra9521
    @tyraniterra9521 Před 5 lety +4190

    Bo: and THAT, my children, is how I met all your 12 mothers

  • @deflop7741
    @deflop7741 Před 8 lety +5033

    Was anybody else hoping he would break into a world on fire?

  • @bogdan-cristiantimofte5625
    @bogdan-cristiantimofte5625 Před 4 lety +237

    2:11 "so when did you learn to play piano"
    Proceeds to poorly explain the existence of life

  • @deadgirlwalkingg
    @deadgirlwalkingg Před 3 lety +143

    as a girl who just fell in love with Bo and generally falls for attractive and funny pianists, I can confirm this works

    • @gabrielyudi5109
      @gabrielyudi5109 Před 2 lety +1

      Good to know

    • @SelfImprovement1111
      @SelfImprovement1111 Před 2 lety +1

      Is it also because there’s lots of girls interested in him. I always thought that when a person is good looking many more girls are attracted to them and the more girls are attracted the higher the attraction goes because everyone wants someone who is so desired by everyone else.

  • @2marowful
    @2marowful Před 8 lety +2398

    bo: "arpeggio"
    girls: *swoon*

    • @miaskates2601
      @miaskates2601 Před 8 lety +16

      Me: I'm a lesbian and you have no idea what an arpeggio is.

    • @apokemonrunescape729
      @apokemonrunescape729 Před 8 lety +27

      +Mia Skates no one asked u lesb

    • @justme-ew3ri
      @justme-ew3ri Před 8 lety +14

      +A Pokemon runescape Lesbehonest (sorry)

    • @odinstruck2774
      @odinstruck2774 Před 7 lety +12

      +Mia Skates I've been playing the piano for 4 years now. I know what an arpeggio is.

    • @kaylam5875
      @kaylam5875 Před 6 lety +27

      Bo: * Breathes *
      Me: *S* *W* *O* *O* *N*

  • @benlafond753
    @benlafond753 Před 5 lety +12564

    “This is a song from that movie about that dog.
    Beethoven?
    No Air Bud.”
    Continues to play a song by the composer Beethoven
    This joke has more layers than an onion

    • @kaylol934
      @kaylol934 Před 4 lety +382

      Ben Lafond more layers than a depressed onion cutting itself

    • @ives6622
      @ives6622 Před 4 lety +28

      @@kaylol934 nooooo

    • @quichrlyn
      @quichrlyn Před 4 lety +16

      @@kaylol934 lol

    • @peterbarlow5709
      @peterbarlow5709 Před 4 lety +88

      But does it have more layers than an ogre?

    • @pariot4567
      @pariot4567 Před 4 lety +8

      @@peterbarlow5709 nice

  • @jackkeadle7219
    @jackkeadle7219 Před 3 lety +218

    Thank you, algorithm. It’s nice to see Bo when he is not reminding me that I need to see a therapist

    • @anapple6085
      @anapple6085 Před 2 lety +4

      Him reminding love life ain't much better tho

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 Před 2 lety +1

      “How many single ladies out there lookin’ for love tonight?
      Yeah woo that sadness out”

  • @sartoriusrock
    @sartoriusrock Před 2 lety +111

    Lesson 7: slip into a deep depression during a global pandemic, then write/shoot/direct/star in what could ostensibly be considered a comedy special about it, while playing some jingle-y songs therein on piano

  • @garndt
    @garndt Před 8 lety +3145

    1:40 HE STARTED PLAYING ART IS DEAD

    • @PlayerOnePenguin
      @PlayerOnePenguin Před 8 lety +228

      Even in stuff that isn't even his he still lays these little hints of how he feels about comedy and art.

    • @MonicaBrighton
      @MonicaBrighton Před 8 lety +44

      comedy genius

    • @Kenzaaa123
      @Kenzaaa123 Před 8 lety +7

      but this was before his last special

    • @garndt
      @garndt Před 8 lety +33

      Kenzi Renee art is dead isn't from make happy

    • @Kenzaaa123
      @Kenzaaa123 Před 8 lety +3

      +Gina Kameron no... I meant this came before what.

  • @ethancarlin5354
    @ethancarlin5354 Před 5 lety +9539

    Me: Arpeggios
    Girl: What?
    Me: Arpeggios
    Girl: Get away from me creep
    Me: Damn you Bo.....

    • @jsjournal7723
      @jsjournal7723 Před 5 lety +296

      It's cuz you forgot to sit at the piano.

    • @darkassassinkantafly
      @darkassassinkantafly Před 5 lety +82

      Did you have a piano????

    • @mariosmarios9143
      @mariosmarios9143 Před 4 lety +8

      😅😂😂😂😂

    • @tobyuwu
      @tobyuwu Před 4 lety +55

      U dont skip steps

    • @MaynardFreek
      @MaynardFreek Před 4 lety +22

      @@tobyuwu I looked at piano and said I'm a master at playing piano. Never played it nor even sat down at it. Bitches all sucked my dick!!!

  • @Mr.Stizblee
    @Mr.Stizblee Před rokem +10

    Now that CZcams has a feature that shows you the most replayed part of a video we can see a bunch of people replayed the bit where he tousled his hair.

  • @alexschneider1667
    @alexschneider1667 Před 2 lety +73

    This is intended as a parody, but this is like half the fan base after inside (specifically after problematic, “daddy made you your favorite open wide”, and when he makes socko call him sir)

  • @bloomfilms
    @bloomfilms Před 6 lety +8979

    This is the most 2010 thing I've ever seen

    • @dman4249
      @dman4249 Před 6 lety +40

      As if....your from 1/7/18 what are you? My grandad

    • @austinshearmen9210
      @austinshearmen9210 Před 6 lety +85

      Dominick Daniels hey, do you remember the good ol' days of 12 seconds ago?

    • @idekmusic8793
      @idekmusic8793 Před 6 lety +22

      Austin Shearmen damn you ancient

    • @jackabite7
      @jackabite7 Před 6 lety +8

      idekmusic 2 weeks? Fucking elder

    • @danielfinance
      @danielfinance Před 6 lety +6

      Arpeggio

  • @lilynguyen7906
    @lilynguyen7906 Před 9 lety +1436

    Art is Dead was vaguely perfect for this video

    • @Farazormal1
      @Farazormal1 Před 9 lety +15

      Lily Nguyen "vaguely perfect" if you think that makes sense you should really stop being so pretentious

    • @lilynguyen7906
      @lilynguyen7906 Před 9 lety +24

      Farazormal1 Haha you're so smart haha you're totally right!

    • @Choclamenders
      @Choclamenders Před 9 lety +25

      Lily Nguyen Well... although he was an ass about it, you did totally use vaguely wrong.

    • @louwhyman5995
      @louwhyman5995 Před 9 lety +5

      Farazormal1 No 7, be a all knowing douche to a girl, make her feel insecure to impress her.
      P.S. What I'm doing is no 8, defend a girl in public to impress her. Next time Ill wing man you.

    • @jincodi4136
      @jincodi4136 Před 8 lety +6

      the word youre looking for is "subtly"

  • @IanRudderow
    @IanRudderow Před 2 lety +58

    As a piano player, I can honestly say that there’s something that Bo isn’t telling us. Maybe the secret really is to just be good looking at funny

  • @metaford3746
    @metaford3746 Před 4 lety +91

    How to get laid: the easier way
    Step 1: have a guitars
    Step 2: sit on the same piece of grass everyday at school
    Step 3: only know how to play wonderwall by oasis
    Step 4:?????
    Step 5:profit

    • @marneuscalgar1287
      @marneuscalgar1287 Před 4 lety +2

      Mahapatra Shashwat They’re course and rough and irritating, and they get everywhere.

    • @haltdieklappe7972
      @haltdieklappe7972 Před 4 lety +1

      The sitting on grass part lmao. That’s so true

    • @jorgitolopez102
      @jorgitolopez102 Před 3 lety +2

      Well, that's how I got my first girlfriend

    • @corinthia6261
      @corinthia6261 Před 3 lety +1

      You forget to mention no shoes. That is a vital step of the processe.

    • @engr.h.mbasirijaz1249
      @engr.h.mbasirijaz1249 Před 3 lety

      @@jorgitolopez102 really ??

  • @AryaBeltaine
    @AryaBeltaine Před 7 lety +10150

    he's playing art is dead, isnt that ironic

  • @EdwinDPZ
    @EdwinDPZ Před 7 lety +686

    Pro-tip: Make sure the girls don't know how to play piano better than you. It just makes things awkward.

    • @LeWildSister
      @LeWildSister Před 6 lety +30

      DarthOliptius yep, I'd just be like- "Are you kidding me with this shit, poser?"

    • @jordi4119
      @jordi4119 Před 6 lety +2

      Protip

    • @spudowmahbrethren9392
      @spudowmahbrethren9392 Před 6 lety +2

      I would like, but this is on 666 likes
      ....aaaaand it's gone

  • @Ai.Mi_5-25
    @Ai.Mi_5-25 Před 2 lety +43

    What a funny guy, I sure hope he finds great success on the internet in the future.

    • @NguyenNguyen-oz5tq
      @NguyenNguyen-oz5tq Před 2 lety +14

      Yeah if he gets lucky netflix might get him a special in the future or something

    • @PenneySounds
      @PenneySounds Před 11 měsíci +2

      He's living in the future. Uh-huh.

  • @lolinnitfam9045
    @lolinnitfam9045 Před 3 lety +273

    How much did they pay these girls to moan softly when he flicked his hair tho

    • @australianword3812
      @australianword3812 Před 3 lety +30

      Prolly not much. Nicking a few girls from his fan club is economical

    • @AndreasDelleske
      @AndreasDelleske Před 3 lety +7

      I would have liked to see one ragged red haired cliché punk girl with a tenor saxophone just jazz jam and click with him and then leave while kissing and touching.

    • @mirulux2357
      @mirulux2357 Před 3 lety +57

      @@AndreasDelleske sir this is a youtube comment section

    • @vaan2720
      @vaan2720 Před 3 lety

      @@mirulux2357 exactly

    • @bart0nius
      @bart0nius Před 3 lety +9

      nothing, he’s a *SNACK*

  • @rubycake16
    @rubycake16 Před 6 lety +7178

    The comments are full of so many Bo Burnham references I'm starting to see people repeat stuff

    • @prulinesale8829
      @prulinesale8829 Před 6 lety +182

      Oh hello Satan!

    • @Quest_Mind
      @Quest_Mind Před 5 lety +102

      That's ironic

    • @thechaostornado6600
      @thechaostornado6600 Před 5 lety +116

      repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff

    • @ZacTheLit
      @ZacTheLit Před 5 lety +27

      RubyCake16 the nerve of some people

    • @bobsquink5133
      @bobsquink5133 Před 5 lety +12

      RubyCake16 👌👌👌

  • @GiffyMcgee
    @GiffyMcgee Před 7 lety +1329

    Make sure to follow rules 1 and 2:
    Rule 1: Be attractive
    Rule 2: Don't be unattractive

  • @ohmyvoid
    @ohmyvoid Před 3 lety +25

    “when do people learn anything? what is learning? what is a piano? are we here? is this real? u know...?”
    “yeah”
    “arpeggio.”

  • @_phong.huynh_
    @_phong.huynh_ Před 4 lety +68

    He looks like MySpace, but personified into a pianist

  • @onefourthhuman
    @onefourthhuman Před 7 lety +994

    "Beethoven?"
    "No, Airbud"

  • @riversworld96
    @riversworld96 Před 5 lety +2898

    1:42 he’s playing “art is dead” and think that’s hilariously ironic

    • @jakobpearsall4680
      @jakobpearsall4680 Před 4 lety +17

      be more chlli fries YESSS

    • @calebvonmeding7757
      @calebvonmeding7757 Před 4 lety +163

      Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C

    • @ororion212
      @ororion212 Před 4 lety +43

      @@calebvonmeding7757 a Firehouse burnt to the ground,a tow truck has broken down,I used to cry when I laughed then I was raped by a clow

    • @paulstephens2861
      @paulstephens2861 Před 3 lety +13

      @@ororion212it's a water park burnt to the ground actually.

    • @kneeshoe2146
      @kneeshoe2146 Před 3 lety +2

      be more chlli fries I live your pfp and name >:)

  • @ivyhallquist3159
    @ivyhallquist3159 Před 2 lety +21

    Bo: *plays D major arpeggio*
    Sounds complicated, doesn't it? Well, look at my hands. I'm actually just playing the same three notes over and over again.
    *plays E major chord*

  • @doughboy6073
    @doughboy6073 Před 3 lety +28

    Just now noticed that Bo starts playing Art is Dead. Kind of ironic that one of the girls goes "i love that song"

  • @swiftswalow
    @swiftswalow Před 7 lety +3239

    1:40 that was probably the best subtle joke i've heard, playing art is dead in a video about pick up chicks using art as an excuse..... simply brilliant.

    • @Funny24686
      @Funny24686 Před 7 lety +289

      Swift Swalow bo is clever, the satire runs in his veins.

    • @thundernomis
      @thundernomis Před 6 lety +9

      Swift Swalow douchebags

    • @TheSamuraiApocalypse
      @TheSamuraiApocalypse Před 6 lety +10

      thunder nomis LOL Fuckin hater LMAO

    • @renimusmaximus
      @renimusmaximus Před 6 lety +45

      Holy Shiz I just realized that was Art is Dead I knew it sounded familiar but couldn't place it thanks!

    • @jamesragen947
      @jamesragen947 Před 6 lety +4

      I’m shook

  • @th0rn3
    @th0rn3 Před 6 lety +1865

    Bo doesn't need a piano to get laid. Let's be honest here.

    • @aidanknoll1019
      @aidanknoll1019 Před 5 lety +20

      He can just air-play like he did in his live performance of "We Think We Know You"

    • @jellubean2604
      @jellubean2604 Před 5 lety +12

      Chrystian Valentyne
      Once he breathes all the bitches come like a flock of birds to a single piece of bread.

    • @davidnida8353
      @davidnida8353 Před 5 lety +2

      Just say arpeggio

    • @thebritlanders4535
      @thebritlanders4535 Před 5 lety +8

      Buy a cheap, plastic whistle and romantically say arpeggios is the cheap route, but still almost as effective.

    • @damienwaychester1527
      @damienwaychester1527 Před 5 lety +1

      Nice pfp

  • @thomasvalen5814
    @thomasvalen5814 Před 4 lety +41

    Legend has it, that the ladies never stopped coming..

  • @gerryendersen4718
    @gerryendersen4718 Před 2 lety +18

    “What is real, why are we here....”
    *Arpeggio*

  • @starcovideos
    @starcovideos Před 8 lety +2475

    LMAO I have to stretch my hand to fit an octave and he just relaxed his hand I'm sobbing

    • @NoktynGaming
      @NoktynGaming Před 8 lety +318

      What's important is that the size of your octave matches her octave, don't worry about the size of other men's octaves.

    • @samuelwhite1129
      @samuelwhite1129 Před 8 lety +73

      Ok, that one... you win, good sir.
      Well played.

    • @ryanward5770
      @ryanward5770 Před 8 lety +14

      really it's not hard for me to do 10 keys even

    • @Zekaroth
      @Zekaroth Před 8 lety +1

      +Ryan Ward Same. When I really stretch it, I can make 11 lmao

    • @soam2989
      @soam2989 Před 7 lety +2

      You have to relax your hand unless you want bad blood dessieses or broken arms.

  • @chrisgreenie9785
    @chrisgreenie9785 Před 7 lety +1973

    I actually do play piano. I don't get laid..

  • @_eto5076
    @_eto5076 Před 4 lety +24

    As a pianist, I would kill myself if this many humans were around me while I was practicing.

  • @hapyy1993
    @hapyy1993 Před 4 lety +15

    “Cause integrity is sexy as well” I died.

  • @athenaf8285
    @athenaf8285 Před 6 lety +3875

    i feel like his getting laid is more an effect of his being bo burnham and less the piano

  • @kolehiyala9958
    @kolehiyala9958 Před 8 lety +893

    But first, you have to be as attractive as him. And that is hard.

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo Před 8 lety +35

      +Queen Bee
      I mean, he's pretty normal looking to me, but okay. About every guy I know looks like him. Scrawny, slouchy, messy hair. Sounds about average.
      Although I do think his humor makes him leagues more attractive.

    • @kolehiyala9958
      @kolehiyala9958 Před 8 lety +40

      Lynne the Trendy Tetraodontiforme Yep. His personality and humor makes him more than average.
      And I really find him handsome for some reasons xD

    • @0gr312
      @0gr312 Před 8 lety +5

      +Queen Bee I have taken shits more attractive than Bo Burnham.

    • @scottiiiii
      @scottiiiii Před 8 lety +35

      +0GR3 wow your shit must be really good looking instagram it

    • @0gr312
      @0gr312 Před 8 lety +3

      Mandie_Kat
      It's probably too masculine for your taste.

  • @afrenchperson4573
    @afrenchperson4573 Před 4 lety +200

    CZcams:
    2011: nah
    2012: nope
    2013: not yet
    2014: don’t think so
    2015: nu uh
    2016: maybe next year
    2017: ok next year promise
    2018: honestly I’m running out of excuses
    2019: nope
    2020: ok sure let’s recommend this *9 years later*

    • @privcraft_
      @privcraft_ Před 4 lety +3

      Wow what an original comment

    • @skits2848
      @skits2848 Před 4 lety +5

      @@privcraft_ can you like not be a fucking asshole? someone must not be fun at parties 💀

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 Před 4 lety +3

      I think I have actually seen you repeat this exact comment on another video before , how useless can one be ?

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 Před 4 lety +1

      You have one comment on this channel , maybe CZcams would recommend you the video earlier if you FUCKING WATCHED OR EVEN CARED *AT ALL* ABOUT THIS CHANNEL

    • @absolutezero6190
      @absolutezero6190 Před 4 lety

      Skits I’m sure you love to look at the same joke over and over cause the more you say it, the more funny it is, right? If you disagree then you’re not fun at parties

  • @weesalikesmilktea4829
    @weesalikesmilktea4829 Před 4 lety +33

    But what if those wamans also know music stuff
    Waman: Wow that's so beautiful
    Waman 2: it's just a series of arpeggios, it's not that hard
    Bo: it's just a se-- dammit

  • @haleyw.
    @haleyw. Před 7 lety +859

    "Uh, this next piece is off the soundtrack about that movie about that dog."
    "Beethoven?"
    "No, Airbud."

    • @lindsaypinto4004
      @lindsaypinto4004 Před 6 lety +10

      CoolGuy 77 I don't know if you found it, but it's Für Elise ( Bagatelle No. 25 in A minor)

    • @wynettlapour7961
      @wynettlapour7961 Před 5 lety +2

      The true joke- *plays Beehtoven's Fur Elise*

  • @Scientist12345678910
    @Scientist12345678910 Před 9 lety +318

    The arpeggio thing is so true. If you just play a really fast C Major arpeggio up the entire keyboard everyone gets really impressed.

    • @mymicks21
      @mymicks21 Před 9 lety +55

      Remember to hold down the right pedal and it will sound even more awesome

    • @AZ-nu8bq
      @AZ-nu8bq Před 9 lety +4

      C Delany No, sustaining pedal for that foggy sound.

    • @SirNilzey
      @SirNilzey Před 9 lety +6

      Alex Zhou Both pedals for additional arpeggio.

    • @Thequietkid209
      @Thequietkid209 Před 9 lety +3

      Scientist12345678910 Apreggio (slow clap)

    • @mysteriousman3000
      @mysteriousman3000 Před 7 lety +1

      Scientist12345678910 C minor is even more impressive, no need for the damper, they'll be moist enough

  • @PhoenixSplash
    @PhoenixSplash Před 4 lety +39

    I had to write a girl 12 songs. Some on Guitar and some on Piano. I had to learn drums and audio recording and train my voice to sing the songs. I then had to commission a song for her father's school. That was to get the first date.
    I teach music for a living now...

  • @ThatOneGuyWhoPeesInStalls

    When he said "your eyes are like arpeggios on fire." I was waiting for him to scream.

  • @BobBulb
    @BobBulb Před 8 lety +1155

    Just realized he starts playing Art is Dead later on

  • @NK-xd4fu
    @NK-xd4fu Před 7 lety +4663

    I remember watching this a few years ago when I didn't even know who Bo Burnham was.

    • @NK-xd4fu
      @NK-xd4fu Před 7 lety +16

      ***** Comedian :P he has an hour long special on CZcams called 'what' if you want to see him.

    • @jrlarkin3326
      @jrlarkin3326 Před 7 lety +48

      Nicolas K I remember watching this a week ago and not knowing who bo was
      help I know like 50 of his songs

    • @NK-xd4fu
      @NK-xd4fu Před 7 lety +6

      JRLarkin Good, it should be no other way.

    • @NK-xd4fu
      @NK-xd4fu Před 7 lety +1

      JRLarkin that was majestic.

    • @jrlarkin3326
      @jrlarkin3326 Před 7 lety +1

      Nicolas K
      yeah
      I'm sorry
      nut they were just
      words words words

  • @scriblestingray5713
    @scriblestingray5713 Před 3 lety +16

    i like how he starts playing Art is Dead. its just poetic. Arpeggios

  • @Mahvl
    @Mahvl Před 4 lety +5

    Bo really played Art is Dead in a video about faking piano skills to get laid. I love this so much.

  • @LukeFaulkner
    @LukeFaulkner Před 5 lety +6025

    How have I just discovered this in 2019? This is gold.

  • @MIDImorphosis
    @MIDImorphosis Před 10 lety +330

    Octave actually spans twelve keys, it is the eighth note in a diatonic scale, but chromatically is it the twelfth. Arpeggio.

    • @LPSArtemis88888
      @LPSArtemis88888 Před 10 lety +22

      Well, if you want to get all technical, an octave is really six whole steps and twelve half steps. And technically it's a span of thirteen keys. :P

    • @MIDImorphosis
      @MIDImorphosis Před 10 lety +11

      Yeah but he specifically says keys in the video, so for a pianist it's twelve keys. Depends where you are counting from. You're obviously counting the root as the 1 but I count the min2 as the 1 since it is 1 semitone/key away, and the distance between the root and itself is 0. Arpeggio.

    • @Discord1125
      @Discord1125 Před 10 lety +42

      MIDImorphosis That's all technical mumbo jumbo gypsy talk. Didn't you watch the video?

    • @MIDImorphosis
      @MIDImorphosis Před 10 lety +61

      Arpeggio

    • @veture
      @veture Před 10 lety +16

      Shut up, Meg.

  • @peewoops86
    @peewoops86 Před 4 lety +80

    Why is this in my recommended
    Also:
    *sad clarinetist sounds*

  • @tobycane1653
    @tobycane1653 Před 4 lety +46

    "Let's start to play some notes"
    *starts playing chords*

  • @katydid-9996
    @katydid-9996 Před 7 lety +361

    1:11 "Notice how I didn't make an easy penis joke, because integrity is sexy as well,"
    Bless you, Bo.

  • @kittygrl8k
    @kittygrl8k Před 10 lety +225

    Learning Piano to Get Laid:
    Step 1- Be Bo Burnham

  • @Caelgut
    @Caelgut Před 2 lety +2

    The way I never realized he was playing Art is Dead until just now.

  • @fantasticalfox
    @fantasticalfox Před 4 lety +60

    During lesson four he played “art is dead”.

  • @wolverineftw
    @wolverineftw Před 7 lety +598

    Instructions unclear, mastered Beethoven, Mozart and Bach

  • @joelikesthings
    @joelikesthings Před 7 lety +467

    "art is dead" fitted in so well there

  • @tonywhitburn
    @tonywhitburn Před rokem +4

    Everybody talking about Art Is Dead when bro literally played A Thousand Miles at the beginning😂

  • @buttfucker6944
    @buttfucker6944 Před 2 lety +10

    1:52 I refuse to believe Bo’s a top

    • @emmarosedewittbukater
      @emmarosedewittbukater Před 2 lety +1

      Idk, Inside was fairly convincing.
      “Daddy made you your favorite, open wide”

    • @buttfucker6944
      @buttfucker6944 Před 2 lety +1

      @@emmarosedewittbukater I haven’t watched it yet lol

    • @emmarosedewittbukater
      @emmarosedewittbukater Před 2 lety +1

      @@buttfucker6944 Omg you should it's beautiful

    • @buttfucker6944
      @buttfucker6944 Před 2 lety +1

      @@emmarosedewittbukater dude he has changed damn. When he’s giving out to socky😳

    • @emmarosedewittbukater
      @emmarosedewittbukater Před 2 lety +1

      @@buttfucker6944 Right I- 🤭😳

  • @s.g.7572
    @s.g.7572 Před 6 lety +255

    How to get laid:
    Step 1: Be Bo Burnham.
    Step 2: Profit

  • @fnafcreamytip
    @fnafcreamytip Před 7 lety +164

    Your eyes are like... a world on fire... AHHH AHHHH

  • @TheGood747
    @TheGood747 Před 11 měsíci +3

    I found it amazing when he started playing the beginning of art is dead

  • @yonatanmoritz
    @yonatanmoritz Před 2 lety +6

    Still waiting for volume 2

  • @Frogulong
    @Frogulong Před 5 lety +722

    He started playing art is dead, and one of the girls said " I love that song"

  • @LucyLiu0212
    @LucyLiu0212 Před 7 lety +427

    The piano is the easiest instrument to play, but the toughest instrument to master, arpeggio.

    • @scusachannel1682
      @scusachannel1682 Před 6 lety +15

      Absolutely.

    • @lockndock1929
      @lockndock1929 Před 5 lety +11

      Yes, arpeggio.

    • @louisgardner5580
      @louisgardner5580 Před 5 lety +4

      Is it though? Or is this just a circle jerk comment to make any pianists think they're better than they are

    • @amann4467
      @amann4467 Před 5 lety

      louis gardner This goes for literally any instrument so yes, it is a circle jerk.

    • @tricanle7491
      @tricanle7491 Před 5 lety

      louis gardner idk, might hold some truth to it. Can play piano and violin fluently, though the vibe and styles between songs in piano are so drastic you have to adapt more. Kind of goes without saying, but piano is more versatile.

  • @user-jx8tb8jx5y
    @user-jx8tb8jx5y Před 2 lety +5

    The women represent my feelings when watching Bo perfectly

  • @vicfirth1
    @vicfirth1 Před rokem +2

    12 years later and this is still one of the best piano tutorials on the internet!

  • @Moonlight-ow7fy
    @Moonlight-ow7fy Před 5 lety +1743

    As a girl I can confirm, this is exactly how it works.

    • @phee3D
      @phee3D Před 5 lety +563

      As a guy who plays piano, i can confirm that it doesn't

    • @prashantsurti5788
      @prashantsurti5788 Před 4 lety +50

      @@phee3D give this guy more likes

    • @cigh7445
      @cigh7445 Před 4 lety +100

      @@phee3D It does. You just have to be hot first, and have great hair.

    • @gorgit
      @gorgit Před 4 lety +39

      A R P E G G I O S

    • @samkzz9148
      @samkzz9148 Před 4 lety +7

      Well, you just need to play fingerstyle guitar to get all the ladies

  • @Felarchy
    @Felarchy Před 7 lety +552

    All of this in a desperate attempt to prove to his boyfriend he's not gay...

    • @yuh1955
      @yuh1955 Před 6 lety +28

      Felfolk or his family.

    • @cinnamera
      @cinnamera Před 6 lety +36

      Maybe it's cause of they way I walk!
      Makes em think I like
      .. Boys

    • @paddotk
      @paddotk Před 5 lety

      To his boyfriend? Your joke has failed miserably

    • @gregoryybanez4478
      @gregoryybanez4478 Před 5 lety +11

      paddotk you clearly haven’t listened to the song

    • @creepercraft1107
      @creepercraft1107 Před 5 lety +1

      paddotk r/whoosh

  • @tes-quick
    @tes-quick Před 4 lety +5

    i screamed seeing this bo burnham collabing with college humor is something I didn’t know i needed

  • @juanarocha8629
    @juanarocha8629 Před rokem +2

    Wow its amazing seeing Bo started here and made it to Inside after all these years.
    I remembered this video but stopped looking at collegehumor, but I never took notice of Bo being here until now

  • @jesperlindberg3610
    @jesperlindberg3610 Před 8 lety +269

    I like your eyes and their blue ish brown ish green ish color

    • @rowanelric5751
      @rowanelric5751 Před 8 lety +17

      I how your torso has an arm on either side.

    • @leafyisbeefy109
      @leafyisbeefy109 Před 8 lety +17

      +luna wall now if youre my agent you mighr be thinking:
      -ooh noooo sound the alarm, youre not appealing to little girls who dont have arms, but they cant use iTunes so, FUCK THEM WHO NEEDS THEM

    • @rowanelric5751
      @rowanelric5751 Před 8 lety +1

      +leafy is beefy you sir are my new favorite person.

    • @ilovenycsomuch
      @ilovenycsomuch Před 7 lety +8

      *wraps lips around the whole mic*
      Oooh Satan you taste soo good!

    • @AndrewMalique
      @AndrewMalique Před 7 lety +11

      So we repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff!

  • @savannahharford9860
    @savannahharford9860 Před 7 lety +750

    Just play a G note, you'll have all of the ladies.

    • @pavelchekov7833
      @pavelchekov7833 Před 6 lety +50

      DONT YOU DARE

    • @prulinesale8829
      @prulinesale8829 Před 6 lety +49

      No no no. That's the mating call only to be done on 3/22

    • @jonahyogman6282
      @jonahyogman6282 Před 5 lety +3

      Its just a note why would anyone care

    • @AdiHasArrived
      @AdiHasArrived Před 5 lety +5

      Play random notes in C Major

    • @kodymileski5541
      @kodymileski5541 Před 5 lety +3

      I'm a real G shorty that can really find your G spot.......provided that you point me in the right direction.

  • @davida6919
    @davida6919 Před 2 lety +5

    How to get laid: just simply say
    “Ya like jazz?”

  • @elizacarrie7433
    @elizacarrie7433 Před rokem +4

    Bo is such a treasure 😂😂

  • @raginggiant7056
    @raginggiant7056 Před 8 lety +426

    just realized he was playing art is dead after talking about tussling your hair.

    • @Asterluna
      @Asterluna Před 8 lety +5

      Hahaha perfect

    • @Hope-kl6gy
      @Hope-kl6gy Před 7 lety +2

      Raging Giant I knew it was from one of his songs, that's hilarious!

    • @Jegbmf
      @Jegbmf Před 6 lety +1

      That is actually a very subtle joke. Think about the meaning and the message of Art is Dead and then think about what bo is doing in this video

  • @diegeigergarnele7975
    @diegeigergarnele7975 Před 5 lety +2877

    *Learning violin to get laid*
    _Get a violin, practice everyday 3 hours scales and thecnique for intonation and sound and hopefully in 6 years you will be able to play a melody in tune beautifully enough to have one of the 600 girls the guitar player got playing three chords_
    Life is harsh

    • @marty6779
      @marty6779 Před 5 lety +137

      People who play anything but guitar: "Guitarists get all the chicks"
      Guitarist: "WTF I nailed Eruption and you say it's too loud for you?"

    • @Deimos620
      @Deimos620 Před 5 lety +95

      Sorry pal but violin really isnt the easiest instument for getting laid. U gotta be God of all violins to get looked at, and they arent that great for solos compared to guitar/piano
      Source: I have played violin since second grade and nobody thought twice about it. I started taking piano lessons 3 weeks ago and when it is mentioned girls visually show more interest. Its sad

    • @graysonhood6924
      @graysonhood6924 Před 5 lety +11

      Yah different instruments will bring different atencen but u got to rember don’t look down or up to other musicians playing is enough maby get some friends who also play an start a small band enjoy ur hobby should be enough

    • @swiftlymurmurs1825
      @swiftlymurmurs1825 Před 5 lety +19

      It does have the advantages of being able to show off your quick and nimble fingers (very useful) and it's perfect for romantic serenades

    • @onedirectionlover317
      @onedirectionlover317 Před 4 lety +9

      Idk, have you seen TwoSetViolin’s groupies? 😂 or seen cover videos by Daniel Jang / JunCurryAhn and seen the comments sections? Maybe I’m biased because I’m a violinist but violins are SO much better and prettier for solos than guitars! I quit guitar because I felt like it was only suited as chords to play second fiddle (excuse the pun) to singers.

  • @JoelStraley
    @JoelStraley Před 3 lety +7

    the rare clip of Sarah Cooper not lip-syncing

  • @Tortilla_Pizzeria_Pixels
    @Tortilla_Pizzeria_Pixels Před 2 lety +2

    “I’m going to enjoy my haram” - Bo Burnham, 2010