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Sandor Cleagane True 😂 I play piano and I’d be doubling over with laughter. Although being funny is a turn-on, so maybe it’d work even with someone who did play piano.... 😂
@@onedirectionlover317 well I once impressed a girl with my meme knowledge and guitar skills combined turns out she is better at playing guitar than me...atleast I had more meme knowledge(and she liked it too)
If I knew how to play piano then I would be the girl that makes the guy thinks he knows more of it than me but when we say goodbye tell him how long I've played and how good I am😂😈
Girl: When did you learn to play piano? Bo: When do people learn anything? what is learning? what is a piano? are we here? is this real? you know.... arpeggio. that was f*ing hilarious
@@jacobwatson7546 Still more of an adult than I am at this age, let alone that age. (Though, admittedly, most people on average get less mature in adulthood anyway, so what even is an adult?)
Is it also because there’s lots of girls interested in him. I always thought that when a person is good looking many more girls are attracted to them and the more girls are attracted the higher the attraction goes because everyone wants someone who is so desired by everyone else.
“This is a song from that movie about that dog. Beethoven? No Air Bud.” Continues to play a song by the composer Beethoven This joke has more layers than an onion
Lesson 7: slip into a deep depression during a global pandemic, then write/shoot/direct/star in what could ostensibly be considered a comedy special about it, while playing some jingle-y songs therein on piano
Now that CZcams has a feature that shows you the most replayed part of a video we can see a bunch of people replayed the bit where he tousled his hair.
This is intended as a parody, but this is like half the fan base after inside (specifically after problematic, “daddy made you your favorite open wide”, and when he makes socko call him sir)
Farazormal1 No 7, be a all knowing douche to a girl, make her feel insecure to impress her. P.S. What I'm doing is no 8, defend a girl in public to impress her. Next time Ill wing man you.
How to get laid: the easier way Step 1: have a guitars Step 2: sit on the same piece of grass everyday at school Step 3: only know how to play wonderwall by oasis Step 4:????? Step 5:profit
I would have liked to see one ragged red haired cliché punk girl with a tenor saxophone just jazz jam and click with him and then leave while kissing and touching.
Bo: *plays D major arpeggio* Sounds complicated, doesn't it? Well, look at my hands. I'm actually just playing the same three notes over and over again. *plays E major chord*
1:40 that was probably the best subtle joke i've heard, playing art is dead in a video about pick up chicks using art as an excuse..... simply brilliant.
+Queen Bee I mean, he's pretty normal looking to me, but okay. About every guy I know looks like him. Scrawny, slouchy, messy hair. Sounds about average. Although I do think his humor makes him leagues more attractive.
CZcams: 2011: nah 2012: nope 2013: not yet 2014: don’t think so 2015: nu uh 2016: maybe next year 2017: ok next year promise 2018: honestly I’m running out of excuses 2019: nope 2020: ok sure let’s recommend this *9 years later*
You have one comment on this channel , maybe CZcams would recommend you the video earlier if you FUCKING WATCHED OR EVEN CARED *AT ALL* ABOUT THIS CHANNEL
Skits I’m sure you love to look at the same joke over and over cause the more you say it, the more funny it is, right? If you disagree then you’re not fun at parties
But what if those wamans also know music stuff Waman: Wow that's so beautiful Waman 2: it's just a series of arpeggios, it's not that hard Bo: it's just a se-- dammit
I had to write a girl 12 songs. Some on Guitar and some on Piano. I had to learn drums and audio recording and train my voice to sing the songs. I then had to commission a song for her father's school. That was to get the first date. I teach music for a living now...
Yeah but he specifically says keys in the video, so for a pianist it's twelve keys. Depends where you are counting from. You're obviously counting the root as the 1 but I count the min2 as the 1 since it is 1 semitone/key away, and the distance between the root and itself is 0. Arpeggio.
louis gardner idk, might hold some truth to it. Can play piano and violin fluently, though the vibe and styles between songs in piano are so drastic you have to adapt more. Kind of goes without saying, but piano is more versatile.
Wow its amazing seeing Bo started here and made it to Inside after all these years. I remembered this video but stopped looking at collegehumor, but I never took notice of Bo being here until now
+luna wall now if youre my agent you mighr be thinking: -ooh noooo sound the alarm, youre not appealing to little girls who dont have arms, but they cant use iTunes so, FUCK THEM WHO NEEDS THEM
*Learning violin to get laid* _Get a violin, practice everyday 3 hours scales and thecnique for intonation and sound and hopefully in 6 years you will be able to play a melody in tune beautifully enough to have one of the 600 girls the guitar player got playing three chords_ Life is harsh
Sorry pal but violin really isnt the easiest instument for getting laid. U gotta be God of all violins to get looked at, and they arent that great for solos compared to guitar/piano Source: I have played violin since second grade and nobody thought twice about it. I started taking piano lessons 3 weeks ago and when it is mentioned girls visually show more interest. Its sad
Yah different instruments will bring different atencen but u got to rember don’t look down or up to other musicians playing is enough maby get some friends who also play an start a small band enjoy ur hobby should be enough
Idk, have you seen TwoSetViolin’s groupies? 😂 or seen cover videos by Daniel Jang / JunCurryAhn and seen the comments sections? Maybe I’m biased because I’m a violinist but violins are SO much better and prettier for solos than guitars! I quit guitar because I felt like it was only suited as chords to play second fiddle (excuse the pun) to singers.
Having big hands is all fun and games until someone brings out the Pringles.
lmao, bravo.
Yup I can relate lol
The cross reference lmao
Flip it upside down
@@millky3634 but by then a bunch of crumbles have accumulated at the botom so they just go spilling all over your face
"This one will be about you."
**starts to play art is dead.*
Fair enough.
Lol
Anonymous Beholder oof
Bo fans : 😭(waits for him to start singing)
That's actually clever, Bo is a genius
@@ca-jengrootherder7562 The less singing the more introspective
The girls werent even in the sketch they just showed up because Bo was playing the piano
wouldn’t we all
arpejio
me trying to remember this video in front of my crush: abestos
This is one of the only clever comments i've read in a while.
Noah care to explain? I’m not to most intelligent :(
Asbestos is a long A word that’s not very far fetched from Arpeggios, even though the words are completely different in meaning
Spooky_Invader oh, completely missed that 😳 thanks :)
Lmao 😂😂😂
Learning Piano to Get Laid (with Bo Burnham)
Step 1: Be Bo Burnham
Step 2: Stand by Piano
Step 3: Wait
+Katelyn Pringle FTFY
Step 1: Be Bo Burnham
Step 2: Wait
Step 1. Be Amir
Step 2. Hold a recorder.
Step 3. Wait
Those are 3 easy steps to get your ass kicked.
+Martin De Vries what did I ever do to you
+amir radzwan Obviously you held a recorder. My friend just borrowed me a bat.. what's your address? Just kidding with you bro, have a nice day
Truest thing I've ever heard
You know what also helps with the ladies? Being Bo Burnham
john fru coz apparently he's attractive AF is awesome comedian, has sexy voice and plays a piano. yup. I'd definitely want him too
john fru
yeah XD
Also he has that awesome song called "I'm not gay"
Or everyone thinks I'm gay or something
^ my whole family thinks i'm gay?
Had to revisit this masterpiece after "Inside."
"Arpeggio"
He's gotten so much older
@@ValoxElwin 10 years will do that to you lol
same!!
"This one's about you"
*Art is dead starts playing*
*and pray the girl doesn't know to play piano *
Sandor Cleagane True 😂 I play piano and I’d be doubling over with laughter. Although being funny is a turn-on, so maybe it’d work even with someone who did play piano.... 😂
@@onedirectionlover317 well I once impressed a girl with my meme knowledge and guitar skills combined turns out she is better at playing guitar than me...atleast I had more meme knowledge(and she liked it too)
💀💀💀
If I knew how to play piano then I would be the girl that makes the guy thinks he knows more of it than me but when we say goodbye tell him how long I've played and how good I am😂😈
I play piano. This would 100% work on me xD funny is the new sexy
Arpeggio.
swoon
👰🏼
Why hello
+Kayla Barnes Wow. Your eyes are like, an Arpeggio.
Phantom Drags Wow. That's beautiful! Where did you learn to speak like that?
Its all fun and games till a guitarist shows up.
I see you’re a man of culture as well
and if the guitarist can sing, it's gg for any other guy in the room.
He brings a whole bonfire with him
Nobody can stop wonderwall.
@@rogan-joesloan451 is stair allowed
Bo Burnham in 2010s: “Say Arpeggios and you’ll get laid”
Bo Burnham in 2020s: *Existential dread and possible suicidal thoughts*
welcome to the fucking internet
he was deffo like that in 2010 as well lol
Is he suicidal?
It was that all along, people just didn't notice.
He plays a segment of “Art is Dead” in this very video; the entire joke is that it’s all about appearances
"Arpeggio."
*moans loudly*
HA
AAAhpegiOOOHHHH
@@jabberwockthelemur2961 arpeggioooooOooOOooOoOoOOOOHHHHHhhhHhh
Friend: "Why do you like Bo Burnham so much?"
Me: "Arpeggios"
Magali Lopez Yeah, me too
I like magali lopez
911 likes ??? George bush? is that you ?
Magali Lopez same
Magali Lopez Thats why I like Jordan Rudess
“This one will be about you.”
_starts playing ART IS DEAD_
I NOTICED THAT TOO
Wait, this was posted ten years ago. That means Bo is 30????
He's always been 19 in my brain
You watched Inside yet? He has a song literally about this
@@bluerectangle5794 it hadn't come out at the time of posting
@@AntimoWelles If you can watch it, it's fantastic and it's in my personal opinion his best work
and now his stupid friends are having stupid children
@@AntimoWelles YES, watch it
Your eyes, they're like... a world on fire
AAAH
AAAAAAAAAH
Imagine an onion cutting itself...
+epicjn i met a homeless man named rich
+SoulessExoShock Isn't that terrible
LMFAOOOO
YES
Girl: When did you learn to play
piano?
Bo: When do people learn anything? what is learning? what is a piano? are we here? is this real? you know.... arpeggio.
that was f*ing hilarious
😂😂😂 it was
RunningRiot omg yes xD
RunningRiot 😂😂 i was dying at that part😂💯💀
RunningRiot thanks for quoting the video
RunningRiot 😂😂😂
Bo Burnham's last word
*Arpeggio*
Coming back to this video after watching inside...man, he was just a kid
Just a kid... And still more of an adult than me at that age 😭😭
Looks like he grew out of it.
@@deathwitheponine Well, the funniest thing happened...
@@jacobwatson7546 Still more of an adult than I am at this age, let alone that age. (Though, admittedly, most people on average get less mature in adulthood anyway, so what even is an adult?)
@@Shalakor What even is an adult? Are we here? Is this real, y'know?
Arpeggio.
Bo: and THAT, my children, is how I met all your 12 mothers
I think it's more like 19! Hahaha
UhM acTuallY its 18
Harem alert
@@ThatControlUser ScAndAl
lol
Was anybody else hoping he would break into a world on fire?
That was exactly what I was waiting for XD
AAAAH AAAAAAAAH *more girls appear*
I don't think that was a thing 5 years ago..
+Skulduggery Pleasant the last few books sucked
+Shane Tissera YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH
2:11 "so when did you learn to play piano"
Proceeds to poorly explain the existence of life
as a girl who just fell in love with Bo and generally falls for attractive and funny pianists, I can confirm this works
Good to know
Is it also because there’s lots of girls interested in him. I always thought that when a person is good looking many more girls are attracted to them and the more girls are attracted the higher the attraction goes because everyone wants someone who is so desired by everyone else.
bo: "arpeggio"
girls: *swoon*
Me: I'm a lesbian and you have no idea what an arpeggio is.
+Mia Skates no one asked u lesb
+A Pokemon runescape Lesbehonest (sorry)
+Mia Skates I've been playing the piano for 4 years now. I know what an arpeggio is.
Bo: * Breathes *
Me: *S* *W* *O* *O* *N*
“This is a song from that movie about that dog.
Beethoven?
No Air Bud.”
Continues to play a song by the composer Beethoven
This joke has more layers than an onion
Ben Lafond more layers than a depressed onion cutting itself
@@kaylol934 nooooo
@@kaylol934 lol
But does it have more layers than an ogre?
@@peterbarlow5709 nice
Thank you, algorithm. It’s nice to see Bo when he is not reminding me that I need to see a therapist
Him reminding love life ain't much better tho
“How many single ladies out there lookin’ for love tonight?
Yeah woo that sadness out”
Lesson 7: slip into a deep depression during a global pandemic, then write/shoot/direct/star in what could ostensibly be considered a comedy special about it, while playing some jingle-y songs therein on piano
1:40 HE STARTED PLAYING ART IS DEAD
Even in stuff that isn't even his he still lays these little hints of how he feels about comedy and art.
comedy genius
but this was before his last special
Kenzi Renee art is dead isn't from make happy
+Gina Kameron no... I meant this came before what.
Me: Arpeggios
Girl: What?
Me: Arpeggios
Girl: Get away from me creep
Me: Damn you Bo.....
It's cuz you forgot to sit at the piano.
Did you have a piano????
😅😂😂😂😂
U dont skip steps
@@tobyuwu I looked at piano and said I'm a master at playing piano. Never played it nor even sat down at it. Bitches all sucked my dick!!!
Now that CZcams has a feature that shows you the most replayed part of a video we can see a bunch of people replayed the bit where he tousled his hair.
This is intended as a parody, but this is like half the fan base after inside (specifically after problematic, “daddy made you your favorite open wide”, and when he makes socko call him sir)
This is the most 2010 thing I've ever seen
As if....your from 1/7/18 what are you? My grandad
Dominick Daniels hey, do you remember the good ol' days of 12 seconds ago?
Austin Shearmen damn you ancient
idekmusic 2 weeks? Fucking elder
Arpeggio
Art is Dead was vaguely perfect for this video
Lily Nguyen "vaguely perfect" if you think that makes sense you should really stop being so pretentious
Farazormal1 Haha you're so smart haha you're totally right!
Lily Nguyen Well... although he was an ass about it, you did totally use vaguely wrong.
Farazormal1 No 7, be a all knowing douche to a girl, make her feel insecure to impress her.
P.S. What I'm doing is no 8, defend a girl in public to impress her. Next time Ill wing man you.
the word youre looking for is "subtly"
As a piano player, I can honestly say that there’s something that Bo isn’t telling us. Maybe the secret really is to just be good looking at funny
How to get laid: the easier way
Step 1: have a guitars
Step 2: sit on the same piece of grass everyday at school
Step 3: only know how to play wonderwall by oasis
Step 4:?????
Step 5:profit
Mahapatra Shashwat They’re course and rough and irritating, and they get everywhere.
The sitting on grass part lmao. That’s so true
Well, that's how I got my first girlfriend
You forget to mention no shoes. That is a vital step of the processe.
@@jorgitolopez102 really ??
he's playing art is dead, isnt that ironic
"my grandmother was killed by a giant crab"
*so here's this giant enemy crab*
Isn't that I-ar-oh-enn-
I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C
Oh i see what you did there
Pro-tip: Make sure the girls don't know how to play piano better than you. It just makes things awkward.
DarthOliptius yep, I'd just be like- "Are you kidding me with this shit, poser?"
Protip
I would like, but this is on 666 likes
....aaaaand it's gone
What a funny guy, I sure hope he finds great success on the internet in the future.
Yeah if he gets lucky netflix might get him a special in the future or something
He's living in the future. Uh-huh.
How much did they pay these girls to moan softly when he flicked his hair tho
Prolly not much. Nicking a few girls from his fan club is economical
I would have liked to see one ragged red haired cliché punk girl with a tenor saxophone just jazz jam and click with him and then leave while kissing and touching.
@@AndreasDelleske sir this is a youtube comment section
@@mirulux2357 exactly
nothing, he’s a *SNACK*
The comments are full of so many Bo Burnham references I'm starting to see people repeat stuff
Oh hello Satan!
That's ironic
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RubyCake16 the nerve of some people
RubyCake16 👌👌👌
Make sure to follow rules 1 and 2:
Rule 1: Be attractive
Rule 2: Don't be unattractive
you forgot to include saying, "Arpeggio" a lot
I mean Claude Debussy bed-hopped more than a flea; have you seen him?
ARPEGGIO, I CAN'T FOLLOW THOSE TWO RULES
Dammit
Oops I failed
“when do people learn anything? what is learning? what is a piano? are we here? is this real? u know...?”
“yeah”
“arpeggio.”
He looks like MySpace, but personified into a pianist
"Beethoven?"
"No, Airbud"
Fucking had me dead
Brooke Tilghman what does that mean
Kendra Bodelaire Beethoven and Airbud are both movies about dogs
Airbud was a classic masterpiece xD
1:42 he’s playing “art is dead” and think that’s hilariously ironic
be more chlli fries YESSS
Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C
@@calebvonmeding7757 a Firehouse burnt to the ground,a tow truck has broken down,I used to cry when I laughed then I was raped by a clow
@@ororion212it's a water park burnt to the ground actually.
be more chlli fries I live your pfp and name >:)
Bo: *plays D major arpeggio*
Sounds complicated, doesn't it? Well, look at my hands. I'm actually just playing the same three notes over and over again.
*plays E major chord*
@Late Night Humans *swooning*
Just now noticed that Bo starts playing Art is Dead. Kind of ironic that one of the girls goes "i love that song"
1:40 that was probably the best subtle joke i've heard, playing art is dead in a video about pick up chicks using art as an excuse..... simply brilliant.
Swift Swalow bo is clever, the satire runs in his veins.
Swift Swalow douchebags
thunder nomis LOL Fuckin hater LMAO
Holy Shiz I just realized that was Art is Dead I knew it sounded familiar but couldn't place it thanks!
I’m shook
Bo doesn't need a piano to get laid. Let's be honest here.
He can just air-play like he did in his live performance of "We Think We Know You"
Chrystian Valentyne
Once he breathes all the bitches come like a flock of birds to a single piece of bread.
Just say arpeggio
Buy a cheap, plastic whistle and romantically say arpeggios is the cheap route, but still almost as effective.
Nice pfp
Legend has it, that the ladies never stopped coming..
Fed to the rules...
“What is real, why are we here....”
*Arpeggio*
LMAO I have to stretch my hand to fit an octave and he just relaxed his hand I'm sobbing
What's important is that the size of your octave matches her octave, don't worry about the size of other men's octaves.
Ok, that one... you win, good sir.
Well played.
really it's not hard for me to do 10 keys even
+Ryan Ward Same. When I really stretch it, I can make 11 lmao
You have to relax your hand unless you want bad blood dessieses or broken arms.
I actually do play piano. I don't get laid..
then ur doing it wrong
+Zachariah Brown I certainly hope not lol
Are you saying arpeggio?
are you scribbling on note sheets and nodding?
+shianne brown that's classified lol
As a pianist, I would kill myself if this many humans were around me while I was practicing.
“Cause integrity is sexy as well” I died.
i feel like his getting laid is more an effect of his being bo burnham and less the piano
Who wouldn't lay Bo Burnham?
someone with no taste
I love lays chips
me too. good shit.
Of course lmao have you seen his face 😂
But first, you have to be as attractive as him. And that is hard.
+Queen Bee
I mean, he's pretty normal looking to me, but okay. About every guy I know looks like him. Scrawny, slouchy, messy hair. Sounds about average.
Although I do think his humor makes him leagues more attractive.
Lynne the Trendy Tetraodontiforme Yep. His personality and humor makes him more than average.
And I really find him handsome for some reasons xD
+Queen Bee I have taken shits more attractive than Bo Burnham.
+0GR3 wow your shit must be really good looking instagram it
Mandie_Kat
It's probably too masculine for your taste.
CZcams:
2011: nah
2012: nope
2013: not yet
2014: don’t think so
2015: nu uh
2016: maybe next year
2017: ok next year promise
2018: honestly I’m running out of excuses
2019: nope
2020: ok sure let’s recommend this *9 years later*
Wow what an original comment
@@privcraft_ can you like not be a fucking asshole? someone must not be fun at parties 💀
I think I have actually seen you repeat this exact comment on another video before , how useless can one be ?
You have one comment on this channel , maybe CZcams would recommend you the video earlier if you FUCKING WATCHED OR EVEN CARED *AT ALL* ABOUT THIS CHANNEL
Skits I’m sure you love to look at the same joke over and over cause the more you say it, the more funny it is, right? If you disagree then you’re not fun at parties
But what if those wamans also know music stuff
Waman: Wow that's so beautiful
Waman 2: it's just a series of arpeggios, it's not that hard
Bo: it's just a se-- dammit
"Uh, this next piece is off the soundtrack about that movie about that dog."
"Beethoven?"
"No, Airbud."
CoolGuy 77 I don't know if you found it, but it's Für Elise ( Bagatelle No. 25 in A minor)
The true joke- *plays Beehtoven's Fur Elise*
The arpeggio thing is so true. If you just play a really fast C Major arpeggio up the entire keyboard everyone gets really impressed.
Remember to hold down the right pedal and it will sound even more awesome
C Delany No, sustaining pedal for that foggy sound.
Alex Zhou Both pedals for additional arpeggio.
Scientist12345678910 Apreggio (slow clap)
Scientist12345678910 C minor is even more impressive, no need for the damper, they'll be moist enough
I had to write a girl 12 songs. Some on Guitar and some on Piano. I had to learn drums and audio recording and train my voice to sing the songs. I then had to commission a song for her father's school. That was to get the first date.
I teach music for a living now...
Wow, this is amazing, dude...
How did it go with the girl
When he said "your eyes are like arpeggios on fire." I was waiting for him to scream.
Just realized he starts playing Art is Dead later on
I FREAKED OUT WHEN HE DID
+Sagerz right!!@?
I was like "I wonder how many ppl won't get this bc they're subbed to College Humor and they don't know Bo"
BobBulb me too
Shannan McCurry So true.
I remember watching this a few years ago when I didn't even know who Bo Burnham was.
***** Comedian :P he has an hour long special on CZcams called 'what' if you want to see him.
Nicolas K I remember watching this a week ago and not knowing who bo was
help I know like 50 of his songs
JRLarkin Good, it should be no other way.
JRLarkin that was majestic.
Nicolas K
yeah
I'm sorry
nut they were just
words words words
i like how he starts playing Art is Dead. its just poetic. Arpeggios
Bo really played Art is Dead in a video about faking piano skills to get laid. I love this so much.
How have I just discovered this in 2019? This is gold.
exactly!
youre everywhere
Ikr
Ikr?
Helle yeah
Octave actually spans twelve keys, it is the eighth note in a diatonic scale, but chromatically is it the twelfth. Arpeggio.
Well, if you want to get all technical, an octave is really six whole steps and twelve half steps. And technically it's a span of thirteen keys. :P
Yeah but he specifically says keys in the video, so for a pianist it's twelve keys. Depends where you are counting from. You're obviously counting the root as the 1 but I count the min2 as the 1 since it is 1 semitone/key away, and the distance between the root and itself is 0. Arpeggio.
MIDImorphosis That's all technical mumbo jumbo gypsy talk. Didn't you watch the video?
Arpeggio
Shut up, Meg.
Why is this in my recommended
Also:
*sad clarinetist sounds*
Interesting Name clarinet gangggg
CLARINET GANG
"Let's start to play some notes"
*starts playing chords*
1:11 "Notice how I didn't make an easy penis joke, because integrity is sexy as well,"
Bless you, Bo.
Learning Piano to Get Laid:
Step 1- Be Bo Burnham
The way I never realized he was playing Art is Dead until just now.
During lesson four he played “art is dead”.
Instructions unclear, mastered Beethoven, Mozart and Bach
Wolverine FTW How did you do that? Did you master their styles(if that is even a thing) or did you master them?
Ah, Bach
@@aidanknoll1019 MASH reference?
@@nightwatchman7985 ye
Good thing you finished on Bach and not Debussy.
I'll see myself out.
"art is dead" fitted in so well there
Joe Adam yeah omg
Everybody talking about Art Is Dead when bro literally played A Thousand Miles at the beginning😂
1:52 I refuse to believe Bo’s a top
Idk, Inside was fairly convincing.
“Daddy made you your favorite, open wide”
@@emmarosedewittbukater I haven’t watched it yet lol
@@buttfucker6944 Omg you should it's beautiful
@@emmarosedewittbukater dude he has changed damn. When he’s giving out to socky😳
@@buttfucker6944 Right I- 🤭😳
How to get laid:
Step 1: Be Bo Burnham.
Step 2: Profit
Your eyes are like... a world on fire... AHHH AHHHH
I found it amazing when he started playing the beginning of art is dead
Still waiting for volume 2
He started playing art is dead, and one of the girls said " I love that song"
that 100% was improvised
The piano is the easiest instrument to play, but the toughest instrument to master, arpeggio.
Absolutely.
Yes, arpeggio.
Is it though? Or is this just a circle jerk comment to make any pianists think they're better than they are
louis gardner This goes for literally any instrument so yes, it is a circle jerk.
louis gardner idk, might hold some truth to it. Can play piano and violin fluently, though the vibe and styles between songs in piano are so drastic you have to adapt more. Kind of goes without saying, but piano is more versatile.
The women represent my feelings when watching Bo perfectly
same lol
@@echotube3111 glad i’m not alone
12 years later and this is still one of the best piano tutorials on the internet!
As a girl I can confirm, this is exactly how it works.
As a guy who plays piano, i can confirm that it doesn't
@@phee3D give this guy more likes
@@phee3D It does. You just have to be hot first, and have great hair.
A R P E G G I O S
Well, you just need to play fingerstyle guitar to get all the ladies
All of this in a desperate attempt to prove to his boyfriend he's not gay...
Felfolk or his family.
Maybe it's cause of they way I walk!
Makes em think I like
.. Boys
To his boyfriend? Your joke has failed miserably
paddotk you clearly haven’t listened to the song
paddotk r/whoosh
i screamed seeing this bo burnham collabing with college humor is something I didn’t know i needed
Wow its amazing seeing Bo started here and made it to Inside after all these years.
I remembered this video but stopped looking at collegehumor, but I never took notice of Bo being here until now
I like your eyes and their blue ish brown ish green ish color
I how your torso has an arm on either side.
+luna wall now if youre my agent you mighr be thinking:
-ooh noooo sound the alarm, youre not appealing to little girls who dont have arms, but they cant use iTunes so, FUCK THEM WHO NEEDS THEM
+leafy is beefy you sir are my new favorite person.
*wraps lips around the whole mic*
Oooh Satan you taste soo good!
So we repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff!
Just play a G note, you'll have all of the ladies.
DONT YOU DARE
No no no. That's the mating call only to be done on 3/22
Its just a note why would anyone care
Play random notes in C Major
I'm a real G shorty that can really find your G spot.......provided that you point me in the right direction.
How to get laid: just simply say
“Ya like jazz?”
Bo is such a treasure 😂😂
just realized he was playing art is dead after talking about tussling your hair.
Hahaha perfect
Raging Giant I knew it was from one of his songs, that's hilarious!
That is actually a very subtle joke. Think about the meaning and the message of Art is Dead and then think about what bo is doing in this video
*Learning violin to get laid*
_Get a violin, practice everyday 3 hours scales and thecnique for intonation and sound and hopefully in 6 years you will be able to play a melody in tune beautifully enough to have one of the 600 girls the guitar player got playing three chords_
Life is harsh
People who play anything but guitar: "Guitarists get all the chicks"
Guitarist: "WTF I nailed Eruption and you say it's too loud for you?"
Sorry pal but violin really isnt the easiest instument for getting laid. U gotta be God of all violins to get looked at, and they arent that great for solos compared to guitar/piano
Source: I have played violin since second grade and nobody thought twice about it. I started taking piano lessons 3 weeks ago and when it is mentioned girls visually show more interest. Its sad
Yah different instruments will bring different atencen but u got to rember don’t look down or up to other musicians playing is enough maby get some friends who also play an start a small band enjoy ur hobby should be enough
It does have the advantages of being able to show off your quick and nimble fingers (very useful) and it's perfect for romantic serenades
Idk, have you seen TwoSetViolin’s groupies? 😂 or seen cover videos by Daniel Jang / JunCurryAhn and seen the comments sections? Maybe I’m biased because I’m a violinist but violins are SO much better and prettier for solos than guitars! I quit guitar because I felt like it was only suited as chords to play second fiddle (excuse the pun) to singers.
the rare clip of Sarah Cooper not lip-syncing
“I’m going to enjoy my haram” - Bo Burnham, 2010