Sweary Brian Blessed

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  • čas přidán 17. 08. 2007
  • Brian Blessed has some trouble with a palm pilot...
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  • @ghosthead84
    @ghosthead84 Před 7 lety +61

    "Sounds like a waking machine!" National Treasure that man.

  • @jamesward3336
    @jamesward3336 Před 10 lety +87

    That's my wife who wins the Palm Pilot (though this was before I met her). Any questions at all about this clip, I can answer. Yes, Nexus was the show as someone said. No, this is not a fake, as someone suggested. My wife said Brian was adorable, even when having a four-letter outburst. The Palm Pilot? She used it for a bit, then sold it on. Maybe she could have kept it, this clip has now shown so often on telly out-take programs. My wife was the series grand champion in the end.

    • @TheOneAndOnlyZeno1889
      @TheOneAndOnlyZeno1889 Před 2 lety +8

      7 years later - seems no one cared.

    •  Před 2 lety +4

      "My wife" can now only be read in either Borat's voice or Papa Lazarou.

    • @lueezbee9755
      @lueezbee9755 Před 2 lety +4

      I actually read it as Papa Lazarou !!

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Před rokem +2

      Blessed seems like the charming kind of guy, even when he’s swearing like a trooper, you know he’s not directing it at you.

  • @martythetickler
    @martythetickler Před 4 lety +19

    I don't know how many times I've watched this clip in the last 13 years but it never fails to make me cry laughing.

  • @hobsonp67
    @hobsonp67 Před 3 lety +10

    Worked in Theatre many years ago and Brian was Captain Hook in the Christmas Panto. We had a great Christmas party where everyone involved in the show was invited. We had some special awards. Brian won the Modesty Award. During his acceptance speech he commented on the extra curricula activities many in the production were getting up to. The exact words were "Ive never known so much F*&%ing Sh@gging in all my life'. The man is a star, a real gent and a bloody good laugh!

  • @Randypan74
    @Randypan74 Před 14 lety +6

    I can watch this over and over and it cracks me up each time. LOVE Brian Blessed!

  • @virgin26
    @virgin26 Před 6 lety +7

    every now and then I come back to this and have a good laugh

  • @oooooooosit
    @oooooooosit Před 13 lety +9

    Possibly the greatest Englishman that ever lived!

  • @Tom-sj5og
    @Tom-sj5og Před 2 lety +3

    I've spoken to Brian on the phone for work and he was funny and a complete gent..love the man 😃

  • @jonnykkkkkkkkk
    @jonnykkkkkkkkk Před 17 lety +3

    Just brilliant.... a night in the pub with this man would be great fun....superb

  • @lakshmimittal
    @lakshmimittal Před 13 lety +5

    I love how he refuses to modify his behaviour towards nice, unsuspecting members of the public.

  • @feellingfloydian
    @feellingfloydian Před 14 lety +2

    This has to be one of the funniest clips on you tube, an absolute legend.

  • @denzilite
    @denzilite Před 14 lety +2

    "Palm pilot sound like a fucking wanking machine." One of the few things that makes me laugh out loud every time I watch it. Genuinely funny.

  • @nw379
    @nw379 Před 5 lety +3

    Thank you!! Been looking for this clip for ages....GOLD!

  • @MacJaxonManOfAction
    @MacJaxonManOfAction Před 13 lety +1

    This man defeats mountains. Nuff said.

  • @woodgatejack
    @woodgatejack Před 17 lety +2

    I don't think people like Brian Blessed because he's a good actor, but rather because he's a national treasure. We like him because he's such an over-the-top, larger than life, great British excentric. Brian Blessed plays Brian Blessed in the same way John Wayne played John Wayne.

  • @janegael
    @janegael Před 14 lety +1

    If I wasn't already in love with him, this would do it. LOLROF! One of Britian's greatest thespians cursing a Palm Pilot. Love it!

  • @patches53
    @patches53 Před 15 lety +1

    The man is a Legend.

  • @ShiitakeWarrior
    @ShiitakeWarrior Před 16 lety +2

    "Palm Pilot! Ha! Sounds like a wanking machine!" LMAO XD

  • @shepja87
    @shepja87 Před 14 lety +1

    I've had the privilege to meet him in person...a God of a Man :-D

  • @virgin26
    @virgin26 Před 6 lety +3

    Watching 2017.....again

  • @wilkyx
    @wilkyx Před 16 lety +1

    surely the greatest living britishman.

  • @shockingelderly
    @shockingelderly Před 16 lety +1

    It was shown on an outtake show called TV's Naughtiest Blunders. I think that's where the laughter track came from.

  • @myglasseyetube
    @myglasseyetube Před 14 lety +1

    This is funny as f***.
    I actually cheered loudest when the Floor Manager stepped in, as I used to work with him on a show about 5 years ago. He's called Leo and he was a top bloke, used to be in the Army and by God it showed... No messing on his studio floor!

  • @shaunmartin6767
    @shaunmartin6767 Před 4 lety +2

    No one can say Fuck like that, when I've had a shit day I listened to this and nearly pissed myself laughing. He's the Shakespeare of swearing.

  • @funkymish
    @funkymish Před 7 lety +23

    When he says "sounds like a wanking machine!" it sounds exactly like something Reynholm would say in The IT Crowd.

    •  Před 2 lety

      Yes the characters are caricatures and amalgams of ubiquitous characteristics.

  • @Dravensdmf
    @Dravensdmf Před 16 lety +1

    funniest thing ive heard all day

  • @Nickuk1987
    @Nickuk1987 Před 13 lety +1

    I am gonna be absolutly pissing myself for the next 2 days

  • @ansiaaa
    @ansiaaa Před 14 lety

    we need more movies with Brian Blessed

  • @LaughingOwlKiller
    @LaughingOwlKiller Před 12 lety +2

    When I first Read Game of Thrones Brian was who I pictured when reading Robert, I wish they had cast him as Gloin in The Hobbit

  • @twoscotcheggs
    @twoscotcheggs  Před 16 lety +3

    Just in case anyone's missed it - try and catch the repeat of "Have I Got News For You" tonight with Brian as host. Priceless!

  • @peggymount
    @peggymount Před 16 lety +1

    Fabulous! Oh I would love to take that man out for a few beers.

  • @malahammer
    @malahammer Před 2 lety

    Brian Blessed just loves being Brian Blessed

  • @markguest77
    @markguest77 Před rokem

    National treasure.

  • @ShiitakeWarrior
    @ShiitakeWarrior Před 14 lety +1

    "Gimme that fucking badge back!" =P

  • @aniekanakai
    @aniekanakai Před 6 lety

    Brian! Wonderful man

  • @LordTwaddle
    @LordTwaddle Před 13 lety

    And this was the man who did a voice for a disney movie

  • @ljmerrittproductions3188
    @ljmerrittproductions3188 Před 2 lety +1

    is there any full epsiodes of Nexus online? Also i could find was the promo ad for nexus

  • @manolotube666
    @manolotube666 Před 15 lety

    'palm pilot sounds like a wanking machine' LOL

  • @hollywoodwerewolf
    @hollywoodwerewolf Před 13 lety +1

    if the social network can aid revolution in Africa and the Middle East, get Betty White on SNL it should encourage Her Majesty to Knight Brian Blessed.

  • @STEPASAUR
    @STEPASAUR Před 13 lety

    amazing creature

  • @reynolds7578
    @reynolds7578 Před 12 lety +1

    Brian blessed the one man who could almost beat chuck norris

  • @Dipstikk
    @Dipstikk Před 11 lety +1

    I've used a palm pilot. He is absolutely justified.

  • @charlescornner
    @charlescornner Před 3 měsíci

    So, Patrick Stewart goes to a drama camp, and runs into Brian Blessed at age 14...a few decades later they are in I Claudius together! :)

  • @netsurferx1
    @netsurferx1 Před 14 lety +1

    GORDON'S ALIVE!

  • @nolderine
    @nolderine Před 14 lety

    cure for depression ...weekend with brian !

  • @myglasseyetube
    @myglasseyetube Před 14 lety +1

    No way, I know that floor manager! He's called Leo. He used to be in the Army, and I can tell you, didn't we know it... :)

  • @sparrowman
    @sparrowman Před 16 lety

    What is the show called

  • @thunderkraken
    @thunderkraken Před 14 lety

    legend

  • @BriansBannister
    @BriansBannister Před 11 lety +1

    Greek myths foretold of the Blessed one.

  • @DanteCorwyn
    @DanteCorwyn Před 14 lety

    Does anyone know what this is from?

  • @Saitothesushi
    @Saitothesushi Před 13 lety

    what is this from?

  • @sharkboy214
    @sharkboy214 Před 14 lety

    oh thats great he's a great laugh
    "oh f**king arseholes" laugh I fair near pissed myself

  • @bigdoddy100
    @bigdoddy100 Před 14 lety

    legend!

  • @Gjeorje
    @Gjeorje Před 16 lety

    "What a fucking rotter!" -Brian Blessed quotes the Sex Pistols swearing. This is the single most English thing on the planet.

  • @Tennant91
    @Tennant91 Před 15 lety

    Mate he's brilliant!!
    xXx

  • @cheaperreaper
    @cheaperreaper Před 12 lety

    Think I'm right in saying this is the shortlived gameshow called Nexus. Brian is hillarious.

  • @returnoftheredeye
    @returnoftheredeye Před 13 lety

    I hope to God I end up something like him when I'm that age.

  • @vaderboy121
    @vaderboy121 Před 5 lety

    yes it dose

  • @applemask
    @applemask Před 3 lety

    LET'S FIND THE FUCKERONS

  • @jools182
    @jools182 Před 16 lety +1

    I was crying laughing at this
    So funny
    I agree a night in the pub with him would be fantastic. You wouldn't want to share a house with him though would you?
    He is nuts

    • @sharpvidtube
      @sharpvidtube Před 4 lety

      I think his wife makes him spend a lot of time in the garden shed.

  • @Meshugana
    @Meshugana Před 15 lety +2

    lol at 0:18 the name display says Harlottte with the C faded out

  • @Gibbo118
    @Gibbo118 Před 14 lety +1

    ITS A FUCKING OUTRAGE!!

  • @jools182
    @jools182 Před 16 lety

    look at the make up artists face as she follows him off stage
    Looks like she's thinking 'here we go again'

  • @davedagreat69
    @davedagreat69 Před 13 lety

    @Disconosebleed In what way? It's outtakes from a show, what's fake about it?

  • @matt2house
    @matt2house Před 14 lety

    lol he was on bad lad's army. I guess that's where he got his swearing from, from doing national service

  • @marnanel
    @marnanel Před 2 lety

    Do you have any more Nexus? My partner was a contestant and I'd love to see that episode.

    • @twoscotcheggs
      @twoscotcheggs  Před 2 lety +1

      Sorry...no don't have any more of it...this was edited from a clipshow rather than the programme itself.
      The only other bit of it on YT is a trailer czcams.com/video/XcPtJL2LbUU/video.html

    • @marnanel
      @marnanel Před 2 lety

      @@twoscotcheggs thank you!

  • @WisherSurferGirl
    @WisherSurferGirl Před 14 lety

    Man, he really IS the most interesting man in the world, whether he drinks Dos Equis or not. Yikes.

  • @YouHoole
    @YouHoole Před 14 lety

    Does anyone have the blooper he did on ITV's TV's Naughtiest Blunders? It was a fantastic foul mouth tirade !

  • @fongdimbulator
    @fongdimbulator Před 6 lety

    All these up-voted miss-quotes XD

  • @SarahB1863
    @SarahB1863 Před 15 lety

    Watch 'I, Claudius' if you want to see Brian actually acting in a toned-down manner. He's quite good, but then he had a fantastic director!

  • @dehro
    @dehro Před 13 lety

    the world needs more BRIAN BLESSED!!! although, if two of them spoke at once, they'd break the sound barrier...or rape it, possibly

  • @ToolsAreToys
    @ToolsAreToys Před 15 lety

    Who the fuck gave Brian Blessed a palm pilot?!

  • @vaderboy121
    @vaderboy121 Před 9 lety

    if you don,t love the one and only Brian Blessed you need to get a better sens of humor

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 Před 4 lety

    What that gameshow he doing

    • @madabbafan
      @madabbafan Před 2 lety

      It was a short lived obe called 'Nexus'

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@madabbafan
      Someone need to fine episodes

  • @Cloudz2789
    @Cloudz2789 Před 14 lety

    @twoscotcheggs GORDANS ALIIIIIIIIIVE!!

  • @slaphead99uk
    @slaphead99uk Před 14 lety

    @WisherSurferGirl You can say that again!

  • @blissfularrogance
    @blissfularrogance Před 13 lety

    @rulebrittaniaPTBB
    Well spotted!!! :)

  • @T0mat0S0up
    @T0mat0S0up Před 15 lety

    rofl

  • @sampanda
    @sampanda Před 15 lety

    hahahahahahahaha

  • @BeautyThief87
    @BeautyThief87 Před 8 lety

    What the fuck is wrong with the comments?

    • @twoscotcheggs
      @twoscotcheggs  Před 8 lety +1

      Gordon's Alive! I should check these more often. Normal service should be resumed now...

    • @BeautyThief87
      @BeautyThief87 Před 8 lety

      Props to you. No idea what was going on there.

  • @TopOfTheGear1
    @TopOfTheGear1 Před 13 lety

    thumbs up if you heard the last bit off russell howards good news

  • @lewars1912
    @lewars1912 Před 13 lety

    Would never get me fucking swearing. Fucking terrible.

  • @WisherSurferGirl
    @WisherSurferGirl Před 14 lety

    Man, he really IS the most interesting man in the world, whether he drinks Dos Equis or not. Yikes.