James O'Brien vs The Cretins of 2023 (Part Two)
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
- From James O'Brien's LBC show across Jan-Dec 2023.
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Intro: Half Man Half Biscuit - National Shite Day
Cartoon: Ben Jennings
Here you go again, bringing us Christmas early. Thank you for your work. I know it isn't easy to put these compilations together, having to sift through all of the different calls to find the best bits. Your effort is appreciated.
He's a legend
Hey Phil. I don't blend in. I'm a 59 year old woman. I shave my head and have done since my early 20's. I have been known to wear a pink sequin skirt made for a 10 year old. I travel constantly and love to live in communities that are different to the way I have been raised . I love my Doc Marten boots. I have never wanted to marry or have kids. I have no pension or savings. I have never tried to buy property or, indeed, settle down. I gave up on sex and relationships over 15 years ago and have never been happier. I love my life. Love to the family, Phil. Love to the family.
I think what Phil meant by blend in is that his neighbor has to be a white person
Well done.
@@Globaldave1970I Phil
wow when ure retired, at home alone whose gonna care for u if u need caring????? won,t be the nhs thats for sure, oh after shaving ure head wear a hat or cap in this mad summer heat so u don,t end up with cancer of the scalp or brain there r not enough qualified nurses available to take care of u an elderly bed blocker!
ps can i borrow ure cheap sequins???
As an American...I always thought the British accent made people sound SMARTER. Until I listened to this compilation🤯
same here in the uk we all thought! that us was smart with an accent that!? em? err?, UNTIL TRUMP
😂😂
Caller 1 absolutely got me a record setting bingo. That fool jumped from backward talking point to backward talking point, all while dodging James' questions.
"record setting bingo" 😂
Bloody hell “they blend in” basically just translates to “they’re white” doesn’t it
I loved when James said (which pased far fro his head): "so we will create law to tell what people should or not wear" LOL LOL LOL
@@niltonc.7333 Of course not. We don't live in an Islamic country (which was the caller's point obviously)
That first caller is the same guy that complained about the "four socialist ladies in Congress", right? Trying to pretend that he is a 'moderate'? We know he's a MAGA nut.
'I disagree that private education is an advantage. Anyway, I went to private school and now I'm a solicitor in the City earning a pretty good salary....' Do these people even listen to themselves?
She needs to get a better job or a second job. 😅
Correlation vs causality
Of course it, look at Oh Brain. Privately educated and his dad was a bigwig in Fleet Street. Bingo!
The maddest ones cackle when they hang up. They are trying to convince themselves they got him. It's always beautiful.
I think that's up to the listener. Lets face it, most of his listeners are not exactly well read, so they are awestruck as they think O'Brien (ex Daily Express and ITV pundit on games and gossip) is some sort of political heavyweight.
@@Globaldave1970he's significantly more heavyweight than you, but so is a small steaming turd.
@@Globaldave1970What an assumption!
@@Globaldave1970so you're saying those that aren't well read shouldn't have an opinion? On anything?
@@matzotv4047 People can and do have an opinion on anything and everything. Whether they are a well informed balanced matters is another matter.
You just know that "Culturist" Phil (who knows about the culture) could have a Sikh family move in next door to him and he'd think they were Muslims.
Good point. It's also possible that some Polish people would be Muslim, whether from birth or having converted as adults.
*This made me laugh, for the obvious reason (though I'm an antitheist, not Sikh).* 😁
He could have some people from the orthodox Christian church from Armenia and think they were Muslims. It's weird this autocorrect I keep typing cultist but my n changes to an l
If you want a question to stump both leftists and rightists here it is.
Which is better a white Muslim or a black non Muslim?
@KingofEverything1 Neither are defined by their colour or religion.
It also depends on an individual's definition of the word, and their own boundaries.
Hope that helps.
Lefty BTW.
Known to friends and relatives as total knobs, but are compelled to go on LBC and demonstrate the fact to the world.
Amazing 😂😂😂
The caller at 1hr 11mins: HS2 is Labour's fault! CLASSIC!! Could someone please tell him whose been in charge for 14 years...!!
That first caller was definitely a centrist 😂
I prefer "corporatist", whom I define as a "fascist with crocodile tears" ("centrist" gives a veneer of moderation not evidenced in their actual beliefs; it's very "fallacy of appeal to popularity/compromise"). Corporatists (eg. Joe Biden, Tony Blair, Bill Clinton, Keir Starmer, etc) have almost exactly the same goals and paymasters as fascists, but the corporatists will talk your ear off about how sorry they are to "have" to oppress you while they do it.
May all your neighbours blend in, Phil. 😂😂😂
He was centrist... Centre of universe.
Am I allowed to say that I wouldn't like Phil (the first caller) to live next to me?
Yes.
Your reasons would be better and more comprehensive than any of the reasons Phil managed to voice, I'm sure.
That's his problem,he lives nxt door to himself
I do prefer my neighbours to not be "Culturalists"
That's a better reason than the one he gave.
Honestly, this could be a call-in sketch show written by Chris Morris.
But Chris Morris was funny, this is just childish.
@davidlea3291 ha very true.
“You’re going to sting me with a wasp!?”
@@Globaldave1970
"I'm a centrist" is the gammon bingo equivalent of "eyes down"
Using derogatory white slang terms....nice....il use one..BETA!!!
gammon means 'pig' and is a racist term in itself.. Ever thought you might be a tad hypocritical in your virtue signaling?
Phil... "Skin heads in bovver boots". Wow, a vintage 1983 meme.
“May all your neighbours blend in.”
“And yours.”
How do they blend in? They’ve got their own shops 😂
@@embracedmadness easy convince the British it’s about of their culture like Chinese tea, Indian food or American movies.
The moment I saw you had posted part 1, I was checking daily for this next instalment
You obviously have a lot on
@jeffsimon9594 With it being Christmas, your mother has given me some time off.
@@moonpig16😂😂😂
Still going! Still doing great compilations! Still grateful!
That first caller.. fuck me 😂
Re. The first caller - it’s an object lesson in why people assume concern about immigration comes from racism. It’s because usually with the slightest, most gentle probing that is what it turns out to be…
"I'm not racist, I just don't like people who look different to me and my friends."
I like it when people have 1-2 very fickle, surface level reasons to their point that get cut down. Then they reach for their ACTUAL point which is ‘immigrants’…the point they wanted to make all along
Mass immigration is a complex topic with costs and benefits. If you really think it's just about racism, you don't really have much idea. To take your argument to its logical conclusion, you would have completely open borders even if the population rose to 100 million over the next decade. And if I say, "Hm, slow down a bit", I'm obviously a racist. Increasingly, I've noticed with JOB cult followers is that they have only one argument, and that is to call you racist.
@chrispalmer7893 open borders Chris - yeah? Net migration 672,000 (2023) down from the previous years total of 745,000 - the more the merrier and anyone who disagrees is quite clearly a Nazi.......
@@oliverthompson9922 net migration figure according to the UK.GOV website was 745,000 in 2022 and 672,000 in 2023 - is that sustainable or the more the merrier in your eyes?
I'm very sure that Phil would absolutely hate my African family moving in next to him. But he doesn’t have a racist bone in his body, though.
And James's interjection- 'There's a tape' 😂
Sometimes I wonder what would happen if he was in trouble, and someone whose heritage is not English, was the only person to help? What on earth would he do?
Thank you so much for these compilations. Making my Christmas.
It's all about assimilating. In my experience, African people mix, as opposed to Muslim families who generally can't or don't. It's about numbers, at 5 million, UK is at the tipping point. France is about a generation ahead. Expect civil war there within a decade.
phil is like the drunk fella that moans about foreigners invading his country , then has no awareness of his country invading 3 quaters of the world. bless em
So, its' payback?
@@Globaldave1970 Not payback - Win back! We are so lucky to leave in this country aren't we?
Ah, it's payback!!
@@Globaldave1970Ah, it's not! 🙄🙄
@@Globaldave1970you are dense
i’m philophobic and proud.
I see what you did there but I'm afraid philophobia is already a thing, namely fear of love! Unless that's what you meant in which case fair enough I suppose
@@sinc10
ouch!…i didn’t know that was a thing.
..maybe my freudian is showing 😳
Caller 1.. Tory voter, a Brexit voter, and a racist.. Full house
Cheers M.J.
Not been listening lately so these are all new to me & Phil has set the bar high (or low) straight away, lol.
Poor Phil - he just failed completely to make any sort of sense, and then failed completely to realise it.
I thought he did OK, despite constant nagging by JOB to define everyday words like 'liberal'. It's a common tactic of his to distract people. Pathetic!
@@Globaldave1970he got it wrong, and the reason James won't let him finish is because hes wrong and lying
It's not pathetic to ask people to explain the points they're calling up to make.
If he says words in the wrong context James is bound, like the rest of us, to ask him what he means by the words he uses.
A none cultural immigrant , hmmm I’m a British person now living in the Netherlands , I am fortunate to have three wonderful children born and living in the Netherlands , at various stages of their young lives my two Boys have told me that they’ve said to their friends that they are different , because of the English connection , I said that there mother is born here , they’ve received a Netherlands Education , most of the parents from their friends were also born here , the only connection is a Dad from Birkenhead in England who now lives elsewhere , I finished saying if you continue to tell your friends that you’re different then they will certainly start treating you differently , you may not like it ?😊
Super stuff, again, thanks for uploading MJ. 🎉
JOB helps keep us sane over here in the States.
Appreciate the compilations!
Please do feel free to send him an air ticket to the USA
@@jeffsimon9594 I think I’d prefer him to stay there and continue upsetting you, buddy.
@@jeffsimon9594hahaha,
cry more! Your salty tears
sustain me!
@@joshuaDstarks great response!
The funny thing is this guy is such a cock with his little followers beating off when 10 am comes but it literally is the same crap with him and his echo chamber of liberals. It’s really funny to listen to how passionate and stupid they are that you are glad he has his show. I always find it weird that nobody ever shows all those daytime tv shows he done or some of the questionable topics he got made to look a cock on. Plus the same old “he’s racist. Homophobic, or any other ism” that he thinks of. Honestly. You guys are a special breed. Keep it going ❤️
"I'm not a racist, I'm a culturalist!"
Brilliant 😂
There us a difference. Being racist means you feel superior to o the colour of ones skin. Feeling very different to living in an area where the majority are culturally different. I've tried it.
@@Globaldave1970Racism is the fear of the different.
@@factstrumpprejudice6740 @factstrumpprejudice6740 Fear may be real, e.g. getting stabbed, raped. And there are justifiable fears of the indigenous culture being swallowed up. Have worked in 6 countries and England is the only one where the country's culture is genuinely under threat. People nowadays refer to nearly everything as being racist, which attempts to shut people up about genuine concerns. I live in Thailand, and do my best to assimilate into the dominant culture of the country. I am from London, and that simply did not happen there.
@@Globaldave1970 I tried it too! It is such a privilege to be able to live close or within different cultures, love it - we are luck people!
@@Globaldave1970 Lucky you! I wish our area was more multicultural.
Great compilation! Discovered this channel last year and binged most of them over a short period. Keep up the good work!
"Tax is theft" is a pathetic slogan of libertarians. Does a thief supply you with health care? Build roads for you? Supply you with an army and a police force to defend you? The similarity is compulsion, but that's as far as it goes. If they want to change the slogan to "Taxation is compulsory and you can go to jail if you refuse", we can agree with them, and wonder why they are telling us the bleeding obvious.
Perhaps we could we insert "taxpayer-funded" immediately before "jail" to reinforce our point?!
The ‘swarm and invade’ guy is just clueless.
Phil wants me, a white English woman to blend in to the point that im anonyymous? Stuff off!!! I wear what i want when i want and Phil can fo
Caller 1 and the last caller are comedy gold 🤣 😆
Both part 1 & 2 have made for brilliant listening. Thank you.
James deserves hazard pay. His ability to remain calm while trying to deal with these knuckle-draggers is almost inhuman. I would need to take blood pressure meds by the fistful just to avoid stroking out🤯🤯🤯
James does seem to attract the hard of thinking lobby .
Yes, you must be to have a conversation to try and have a debate with Mr. Smug Narcissist.
I think you've just made his point for him.
I recommend that you watch Iain Dale's interview 4 months ago with the Israeli Ambassador, Tzipi Hotovely. It has not "Aged Well". Her comfortable fluency with lies and misinformation is astonishing. Iain Dale is of course his usual obsequious stomach turning self, with a total lack of journalistic integrity.
Dale's as glib and slimy as they come - so of course he'd feel a personal connection with someone as morally bankrupt as Zippy Hotjelly.
Phil wanting everyone to wear smoking jackets and cigarette holders to confirm with the " Norm " while he also dits at home wearing his pointed white hat and white bedsheet .
That 1st caller needs to meet our good friend Philip from Sandbach
I think you are dissstorting the whooole isssue of brexxxit
Desssssspitssss
No, Philip from Sandbach is a British Indian I think Phil might have a problem with that.
@@craiglancastermarr4016 They'd be fine because Sandbach Phil is an assssssimilationist.
My religious belief is that I need to burn religious books. Now what?
David from Hull doesn't earn enough to keep his asian wife under the tories proposed new rules
*Maybe he does now that they've backtracked and lowered the threshold.* 😆
@@MattSingh1 yet another tory u turn
All I took from Phil was you shouldn't wear either bovver boots or a veil in order to blend in, but he failed to mention if one should wear a grey cardigan or a beige one.
very interesting to hear how the different flavours of xenophobia around the world all have the same base ingredients.
The Israel defenders make my blood boil, James’ patience is saint like
Modern Zionism is demonstrably an anti-Semitic and white-supremacist movement (for example, the vast majority of modern Zionists are US Evangelicals specifically attempting to eliminate all Jews via the project in service of their white Christian nationalism. For another example, conflating Zionism and Judaism is inherently an anti-Semitic act, and Zionists do it incessantly, endangering Jews and covering for actual anti-Semitism in the process). Manifest Destiny 2.0, really.
Hamas are the main reason there isn't peace.
look at the hundreds of millions spent on the tunnels, whilst the Palestinian's starve in refugee centres
But Ok if they support a barbaric Jihad Islamist terrorist group?
Some of these thickos should get their thoughts together before they attempt a 'gotcha' live on the air on good ol' JOB.
The scary thing is that they think they have.
Tories
I love the caller lambasting these 'secret meetings' with MI5 and MI6, I only wish James asked if Boris' secret meetings with known KGB agents was above board and acceptable
I'd like to know what made it acceptable for Boris's KGB mate to become a lord in the house of Lords!
oh, good man. was looking forward to this but it being here the now made my day, which up till now, has not been great. Thanks.
just before you pick up the phone write down some of your thoughts, when you read them back if they sound really stupid, dont pick up the phone
I was thinking of phoning in until I heard this,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Phil was absurd.
I love it when the racists phone in, they come up with all sorts of half baked arguments that fall apart immediately because they can't say they're racist.
To you and JOB, everything is racist. Racism has a clear definition: 'Thinking you are superior because of your ethnicity.' You need to raise your game, mate.
@@Globaldave1970it's not just thinking you're superior, it's prejudice and discrimination, which there are examples of here
@@Globaldave1970hi Phill. I see that you are still choosing to be an unintelligent waste of space. How stereotypical
I love how you have constantly proved that your intelligence is sub par @@Globaldave1970
Phil does think his race is superior to his neighbours who aren't white.
Phil’s use of the term “standard deviation” was cringe-inducing
First caller starts by saying he's a progressive and then says he only accepts immigrants who "blend in"😬
Wow, you would prefer separate ghettos?
@@jeffsimon9594 qué?
if you go abroad alot of countries are like that japan etc .
@@jeffsimon9594 can you explain what you mean and how it relates to my comment?
@@mitchellstone-bc5fx lots of countries are like what?
“you’re taking me out of context” translation - you have accurately discerned my meaning and I don’t like it
It means out if context. Doing this in an effort to make a point is extremely common by smug presenters.
@@Globaldave1970 It can be, but that’s not what happens in this video. In this video the caller’s own words are echoed back to them entirely in context.
@@chrispalmer7893 Context is subjective. The caller would know what context he meant. Sam Harris said that any proper debate must be shrouded in charity, otherwise its pointless. I only listened to the first call, and have read a few comments. Take care.
@@Globaldave1970 Debate is also pointless when one party isn’t engaging honestly. In that first call, the caller refuses to define any of the terms he uses and pretends that being asked to do so is somehow unfair. If what he meant actually differed from a plain text reading of those terms he’d have been willing and able to explain what he meant by phrases such as “blending in”. Absent that we’re entitled to assume that he was - as he appeared to be - just desperately trying not to say “not white”.
No, he has been taken out of context. I think the bloke actually knows what he means.
Phill is very normal. The worst type of neighbour I've always found .
1:41:50 this is so brass eye/the day today it’s off the charts
A country not able to provide better or as good education for free for the whole population as what the private for profit education system can provide for the few is in deep problems.
For some odd reason even guys like James cannot see the longtime problem and still he has to listen to it from day to day, all day long.
The sad fact about Britain is that it's going down and the saddest fact about that is that the British just don't understand why it's happening.
Thanks MJ for uploading these! Keep it up! :D
Nice Half Man Half Biscuit intro. 🎶
“When did the Nazis ever say that” cmon bruv
A literal nazi rang in to try and argue he's not a nazi
Love to the family
Does caller number 1 know that when the English colonizers moved to a country, lived and worked there for years and years, they never blended in, nor did they ever tried. They never changed their outfits,their way of life, th e food they ate, or most important of all they never learned the language of the country they were living in.
Ah, its pay back.
@@Globaldave1970 NO! Of course not, what a non-sensical thing to say. It's childish to think that people come over to England and think 'Oh, I must still maintain my hijab because the English never changed the way they dressed when they were in my country.'
It is known around the globe that the English expect everyone else to change to their liking but never make an effort the other way.
@@moj1338 Totally racist generalisation. Your Islamic slip is showing.
@@Globaldave1970 How laughable!
There are plenty of historical and current examples of proof of what I said about the English abroad. I witnessed it first hand in my birth country.
I am not sure what the heck is 'an Islamic slip'.
I suspect your accusation of racism is a confession. By the way,English is not a race, it is an ethnicity if not a nationality!
@@moj1338 When we say, 'you're slip is showing', it means, although you are trying to hide your agenda, you are not doing it very well, and your real self is showing. Carry on laughing. Take care.
The final call..... its just GOLD
The irony of a Police COMMUNITY Support Officer complaining about people socialising in public…
Thank you! Happy holidays from Canada
42:00 is the most unintentionally hilarious moment of these comps lol
Psst...someone tell the fella from Stoke towards the end that by building high speed rail lines one of the big benefits is to free up capacity on existing lines for regional stopping services and freight...anyway, merry Christmas, all!
First caller got a huge point: would you go to Afghanistan?
That’s not a good point because Afghanistan is war torn so nobody would choose to live there, and it also implies that the reason the country is in that state is because of islam. Wonder why didn’t he say morocco or dubai?
I'm thinking of starting Crowd Funding for those who feel penalised due to the costs of sending their children to private school increasing. Anyone interested?
Hahaha Moses: "they didnt want to choose a woman." This, regarding the party that has twice been led by a woman. And that was his strongest point in defence of Conservative leadership.
JOB, constantly proving that people who have a right to vote apparently don't also know that they have a right to think critically.
Speaking as someone from “up North” I can say that the answer “because we’re used to it” made no sense whatsoever.
2:00:40 It's the "angrily chopping carrots guy"! 😅
im native American Choctaw nation by birth i came to the uk at 13 to live with my dad i grew up in the Welsh valleys i never suffered any racism at alk not once in fact i found they were more interested in my history culture and native American family, also the fact my country was stolen by European people , 😂
Phil. Lives in Godalming and knows all about Islamic culture.
1:06:00
"It should be illegal to mock me for being a moron that believes in imaginary creatures."
Jeremy corbyn lives as rent free in james head as the tory party.
You're a sweet benevolent angel for this
The Jew kid who opposed migration on religious grounds was a gem wasn't he?
When I say gem... I mean muppet.
Maybe he thinks Moses was from Dorking...😂😂😂
He means mass Islamic immigration (Muslims are projected to be 20% of the population by 2050) and of course he is correct.
oi vey
Let’s get festive!
"I ain't a Nazi, I'm Irish." I don't know why I found that so funny.
My personal highlight….”Would you ban the burning of wood of someone said that wood was sacred?”
“…Yes!”
The Romans had the right idea. What about the Egyptians? Forget about the Egyptians! 😂
James O’Brien is brilliant I love how he lets these people dig their own hole and then holds their hand while they climb in.
As a foreigner living in a foreign country I was before Camerons referendum a staunch Brexiteer, because the UK policies in the EU really started to annoy me. You had the best special conditions ever of all countries and no scintilla of loyality to common goals from cross the channel. OK, it is because politicians and rainbow press have scapegoated the EU for decades. After a while when I saw how horribly that southward all is hgoing for the people and foremost the poorest my feelings changed profoundly. Now I watch and observe and feel sorry for years and I don't see any light at the end the tunnel. Things which seem clear is how the establishment feared the EU with its consumer protection, workers rights, and fincnacal market regulations. Essentially the rich scaming off the poors and at the same time making fools out of them.
Stuart Lee meets Bernard Manning!!!! Brilliant.
First caller. Us Welsh, and my Scottish friends are laughing at the sheer racism
Why has James never been invited to host HIGNFY ?
you are on the right track :D .. buuuuut.. imagine Hislop & O´Brien tagteaming an episode instead of him just hosting it :D
James I don’t know how you can converse with some of these idiots🎉
absolutely bodied the ‘entrepreneur’ tory on vat/schools
Phil quick question = blend in means no coloured people?
Q. What do these callers have with their chips?
A. None of them have ever had any sauces.
To be fair to that first caller, it's very hard to win an argument when your inner monologue is saying 'Don't say Black, Don't say Brown, Don't say Black, Don't say Brown"...
Phil at the start there, speaking for the David Irving Fan Club.
Hi, M.J, Ive trying to find the episode where JOB goes AAAAAAAGGGH, AAAAAAGH, AAAAAAGH at the end. Can you or anybody help, please
JOB vs Brexiters Supercompilation Vol. 3
@@m.j.nicholls thank you. It's almost like you know what you're talking about x
Thank you for these 🙏
Do you ever get mentioned on the LBC shows? Thanks as always!
This is unofficial non-sanctioned LBC content, I'm sure they take a dim view of these compilations. Always anticipating the copyright strike lurking round the corner.
@@m.j.nichollsthank-you, fingers crossed for you.
Irritating from start to finish...... but I couldn't stop listening haha
Yeah, but apart from the roads, sanitation, law and order, london underground and HS2 what have the romans ever done for us?!
Ohhhhh yes - here we go