The entire $69 budget went to Skinemax 'actors' | So Bad It's Good
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How do you spend the last five dollars in your wallet? You make a movie! This is one of the lowest budgeted movies we've seen, with a cast that is something special. But everything else pales in comparison to the special effects. Truly groundbreaking.
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I’m the one that sent you V-World Matrix and I have to say that it’s one of the worst, most incompetently made movies I have ever seen. So glad you guys enjoyed it.
So you're to blame.
😂😂👍🏻
YOU'RE the one who inflicted this pain upon us, there's a place in my mighty Decepticon Army for you!!!
"I want the Matrix"
"We have the matrix at home."
....
I like when the guilty party steps forward.
I'm a 45 year old happily married man. But watching this movie triggered such guilty shameful pubescent flashbacks that I instinctively got up, turned the bathroom faucet on and made sure the door was locked so my mom wouldn't catch me.
GRANDMA NO!
@@uptown710 I'm just combing my hair, I'll be down soon!
Better not leave any jelly fish in the bath tub.............
“There’s not enough boobs in this movie!” Says the coolest wife ever. Jason and Erin, I salute you.
Erin is great.... but it definitely feels like she is just playing along, which isn't a bad thing... I'm not trying to insult her or downplay her contribution to the show, i get the vibe she is often just trying her best to be "one of the guys"...
there's nothing inherently wrong with that though, and she is still hilarious regardless.... But yeah... just sometimes get that vibe.
@@William-Morey-Baker Malarkey, she's never been shy to go against the grain.
I had to look up Sydnee Steele (for research purposes) she made a lot of movies, the one I am most looking forward to watching has to be Snatch Adams, but it also looks like she was in a long running series of movies that must have inspired The Fast and the Furious series, called Backseat Driver 5, 11 and 14.
Backseat Driver. Must be a classy film series.
I liked the "Eager Beavers 3" and "Beauty and the Bitch" best.
One can assume correctly on what category these films are... :D
She looked familiar to me. As it turns out, she was in Sex at six, probably the only porn movie I know a name of.
Sounds like award winning material right there.
@@JasonBrant As somewhat of an aficionado of her oeuvre, I have yet to find a classy film amongst them. You may rest assured I shall keep on looking with diligence.
This is tragic on so many levels but the discomfort you all show for the extended "Skinemax" sex scenes makes me laugh so so much. That "DP" joke kills!
That scene was soooo long.
@@JasonBrant That's what she said.
"Are you willing to be naked. Yes. Okay I've got six roles for you."
"Six roles? You want me to be in six movies?"
"No. One movie, six roles."
*visible confusion*
"With the powers of Paint and Movie Maker combined, I am now unstoppable!"
Probably the editor.
17:54 Again, Virtual world where you can do anything or anybody. No restrictions. And that's the outfit he chose to wear.
And you have to pay for your virtual booze apparently.
I think the only way people saw this back in 99 was because someone's grandparent went to Blockbuster and saw it, and then remembered The Matrix and thought it was the same thing so they rented it for their grandson who is a The Matrix fan.
That Dave cut out always kills me
19:46 my god, Erin's wheezing sounded like 2 tea kettles lol
Pressing that timestamp over and over sounds like whales mating.
@@bradnov893 months later......yep ...still 100% Accurate 👍
I find it amusing how, when one bad heavy metal song ends, another one just starts. Ron Ford paid for them, Ron Ford is gonna USE them.
No pennies wasted.
There's a film called Expect No Mercy, where Jalaal Merhi and Billy Blanks fight to control Virtual Reality. It's pretty fun. Then the sequel, Expect to Die (which was also released as a video game), has David Bradley from American Ninja 3. Both on CZcams, for anyone who wants to see them.
You can't go wrong with David Bradley.
I must see those!
They also made a terrible fighting game out of that movie. (Also called Expect No Mercy)
Former Actress & Fitness Model Sydnee Steele was cast in this "film" because of her background in The Ad*t Ind*stry & was okay w/ being shirtless most of her Screen Time
19:38 might be my favorite joke ever told on this channel. Holy hell my jaw hurts from smiling so much. Great episode guys!
I stood up and gave Jason a slow clap for that one. F'n gold!
Just what I needed this morning. A terrible, awesome movie.
Always brightens the day.
I think the total literal budget for this movie was no more than $1600
That's generous.
Don't know why but I read that as "toilet budget"
@@JasonBrant I think 69 dollars is more accurate, 420 dollars tops
That was the budget for their “film star” alone.
Thats how much one of those headsets would have cost they used lol
I'm gonna be laughing about you guys' DP jokes all day🤣🤣🤣🤣
haha!
Right?…”Pretend like you’re being shot”… Omg, hahaha!
SBIG needs to have a Stephanie Beaton marathon.
Patreon members will be elated.
...maybe not Erin...
I was shocked she didn't show her bolos in this.
@@JasonBrant yeah, me too, WHAT THE FÙCK?!?🤣🤣🤣🤣
705am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, let's do this!!!!
Hooray for unexpected new roommates!!! Life is different now!!!! I'll introduce them to you later, my man!
New roommates?
@@JasonBrant yeah, a friend of mine who I saved from being homeless with her 4yo daughter. My name may be Megatron, but I can play the White Knight when I want, and I really wanted to save her day.
These types of movies are what you'd see at like 4am on a Saturday on Cinemax and showtime and they'd always were so bad they felt like a fever dream and you could never be lucky enough to see them a 2nd time.
Those were good times. Wish both of those channels still did that.
I tried watching them several times but the squiggly static filled screen always ruined the mood.
@N Sob I had that issue too. We had to get creative and prop up the cable wire a certain way and aluminum foil came in handy. These kids have no idea what it's like to have to jiggle a cable cord or antenna around just to get a few seconds of a clear picture.
@Gene Thornton ya got that right. We always kept a keen eye out for the few times they would run a month of free service to tempt people into subscriptions.
Ah the 80s and 90s...what a time to be a teenager. Tech wasn't quite tech yet and old fashioned wasn't quite old yet.
@@nsob8897 where I live Cox Cable would block out the whatever channels free previews for their own at a later date and it was always shorter than the other channels previews were! 🥺 😠 18:46
This makes Eyes of the Werewolf actually coherent by comparison.
It really does.
The Bowling Alley mysteriously burns down after Brant gets food poisoning...hmmm. get Seagal on the case.
I probably shouldn't have said that on video...
@@JasonBrant 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:47 "...or both" - f**k, I shouldn't have been drinking wine, half of it came out of my nostrils.
🤣
Pretty sure my Friend saw Ms. Steel in some adult videos back in the day.
"Your friend" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣 🤣
13:43 That dude who died with the computer screen smashed on his face was the best actor in the bunch!
Wait, Eyes Of The Werewolf, isn't that the one I once called out as softcore before you aired the episode?
It straight up was softcore. Anything with Stephanie Beaton is softcore period.
That would be it.
The plot of this movie heavily reminds me of William Shatner's Tekwar than Matrix.
They used such lame Teknology in this movie🤣🤣🤣
Haven't seen that one.
@@JasonBrant It was a novel written by William Shatner himself & then later it was adapted into fpur TV movies & then a TV series.
@@JasonBrant it was a series of books, actually, that had the Shat's name, but were co-written by Ron Goulart. But the rest, yeah, that, too.
This certainly had the acting level of Tekwar.
19:45 And so Erin made EVERY dog within 500 yards from someone watching this video go apeshit!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The, man who Directed this film (Ron Ford) was @ one time close friends w/ Mike Stoklasa (Red Letter Media & Never Been Kissed). Secondly, The Director of this film one lived w/ Hollywood Superstar Randall Malone
Oh a classic Skinamax movie... I remember sneaking out of my room and watching these movies in junior high and then freshman year in high school.... 😂 Does this bring back memories for you Jason? Either way, at 38, these movies make me laugh.
Do you remember a little gem called Test Tube Teens From The Year 3000? I saw that one on Up All Night, With Rhonda Shear on the USA Channel.
Oh yeah.
@@megatronjenkins2473 I remember that one. USA, where Skinamax movies go to die since all they had were bewbs..... Ah I remember up late on USA, all the Skinamax movies.... Where did all the softcore go?
19:47 needs to be turned into a sound effect asap.
Enjoyable commentary as always! I used to work with Ron Ford in his day job, and he’s a cool guy. He’s done a lot of animation work in recent years, including a take on Poe’s The Raven. I think he’d say that his best movie overall was Hollywood Mortuary.
P.S. - On V-World, I recall him saying that he hated it because he was under contract to trot something out fast with almost no budget. Creative control was in question, if memory serves.
I needed a headphone warning for the "pretend you're getting shot!" reaction from Milady Erin.
19:47 finally another clip for that Erin crack up video
The tea kettle was strong in this one.
@@JasonBrant The sounds that followed gave me instant six-pack abs.
tbh the actresses with multiple roles is an amazing choice, its like game developers reusing assets and im sure it was on purpose
Reusing "Assets"...Ha ha, I get it!
19:44 PTSD from all those 90’s bukkake scenes 😂
You ask the porn star to pretend she's getting shot and she does that naturally xd
haha
I have dropped more dough at Spearmint Rhino than was spent making this movie.
Haha!
@@JasonBrant
Just got to the gym watching this gem on the elliptical! Can't wait. You guys make my workouts go by fast!
Nice! Hope you dig it.
@@JasonBrant Erin's teapot was next level.
12:00 was one of the all time great awkward silences this channel has ever seen.
7:35 that dude's face.....
Excuse me while I go RIP OUT MY EYES
You're welcome 🤣
Sometimes I think there is just a waiting list for bad movie actors, everyone gets a turn eventually
lol
Just like strippers!!!
This guy showed up for the DP and was like : "What ? U want me to set up the lights ?"
This is the perfect movie to bring back the BSOD joke
Hah, so true.
There was a moment when the three of them were trying to follow the plot - it was adorable.
12:19 Why are they so afraid of this dark haired woman? She has never actually shot anyone. She missed every time in this movie so far.
I have no clue.
That 19:45 when Erin turned into a tea kettle need to be clipped and recycled‼️🤣🤣🤣
19:48 reminded me I need to change my brake pads soon.
God bless Erin and her infectious laughter
I also love how the music is reminiscent of old 'Exodus' demos.
Can't say I know that.
@@JasonBrant he means the thrash metal band Exodus, which kirk hammet was in before metallica.
The in unison "it was" is easily the funniest and most telling moment on this channel so far.
Total Recall 2: Into the Matrix
"This gonna be our big break." -the band(s) that played the entire movie, whomever they be.
“I’ll be besides you, it’s fine.”
Oh my god Jason. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, well.... 🤣
8:54 'if you piss yourself in the matrix, you piss yourself in real life?...your mind makes it real' to paraphrase the real Matrix movie...
4:51 😂😂😂😂😂😂 4:56 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Love the tee shirt, Logan is one of my favorite movies!
Thanks!
Couple of movies to add to your list, "GLadiator Cop" - Starring Lorenzo Lamas, and "The people under the stairs".
@3:52 "AaAaAaAaAAh!!"
Followed by Brians super accurate mimicry. 😂 Omg I can't believe this is real or that anyone involved with this movie signed a contract to appear in it. Hell, I'd pay good money just to be cut out of the thing. 😂
I'm pretty sure I've seen a skinemax show with the two dudes and the redhead years ago. They look younger in this though.
You three seemed to have extra fun with this one. A true skinematic classic.
I have a broken rib and hurts like hell cause i'm laughing more than Erin watching this. Pure agony.
Sydney Steele she, Jenna Jameson & Bill Kelly were urm a big part of my adolescents in the 90s 😂😂😂
Hilarious reactions I had keep pausing because I was in fits laughter as you tried to explain the plot.
Best tonic of the week your channel.
Shannon Tweed wasn't bad either.
@@georgesykes394 Yup 🖒
@timelord0074 Remember back in the day USA network had a show called Silk Stalkings plenty of gratuitous shots of hot Women in Lingerie.
Jenna was awesome before she ruined herself with numerous surgical procedures. Jill Kelly still rules.
the hand drawn effects make it seem like there was some genuine effort behind this. maybe not a LOT of effort, but genuine none the less
Big spenders. Cheers guys! From Niagara 🇨🇦✌️
My beer budget for this episode was more than this movie.
That 19:48 high pitch is hilarious 😊
2:17 We now know what the "V" stands for in V-World.
a woman's valvolina
haha
Thankyou so much jason. I swear this episode cured my depression. So much love for you guys❤❤❤
"I wore my sandals and everything!" 🤣
This episode kills me every time. Laughing so hard my ribs hurt.
I looked up "Film Star Randal Malone." He's some kind of horror movie actor. He uses "Film Star Randal Malone" for his billing, for some reason.
Someone please send them Neil Breen movies or The Room (2003)
We've seen all of them.
@@JasonBrant You poor, poor man…
@@JasonBrant How about Plan 9 From Outer Space, the granddaddy of bad films?
Cade The Tortured Crossing is out this year by Neil Breen, hopefully that one makes it to the list in the future haha
How did the guy that got the monitor to the head get shocked to death when the monitor was unplugged?
I'm on the toilet watching this and no one knows........
Thats appropriate.
Gaps? The story has CANYONS!
5:24 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just re-watched some of those you are right, but then again, I can’t do any better so
We had no idea what we were doing.
7:03
Imagine some one watching this one day and asking, "Grandma?"
Only in the couple of friends and alcohol can this be bearable. Dear god. Sorry Ms. Steele.
3:20 That 3D space sequence is too high budget for this movie. What generic, mid-to-late 90's tech demo did they steal that from?
The girl typing on that computer totally reminds me of the famous cat typing gif.
1:18 this must have been the earliest bluescreen ever 😀
also 19:46
The sound effects from the guns is the same sound used for the shotguns in GoldenEye 007 (N64)
LOL, you are right it's so bad. Sorry I am late to the party. Just found this on YT. LOl. I was in this movie so I feel your pain. Many Blessings to you. New subscriber to your channel. Love, Steph
A shot-on-shityo movie with a budget of $68 but it's that one dollar added on that put it overbudget that almost delayed production for 6 months.
I’m typing this very early in the movie but I get a West World meets Total Recall meets The Matrix vibe.
Cheers SBIG. 🇨🇦
We can do special effects in MS paint right?
Right??
V-World proves it 🤣
19:46 Release the Kraken!
I would suggest "Jesus Christ vampire hunter". Pure gold.
19:46 memories of hurricane Sandy... 😆
And, once I showed up with my tool belt for a DP job, and found out it was something different entirely 😫
Bro I gotta say, your Friend looks like the love child of John Krasinski crossed with Murr from impractical jokers 🤣😅
I know Matt LeBlanc had a dry spell for a bit. But this is mind blowing.
Wait a sec, did Jason burn down a bowling alley over bad food? Sounds like a cool character for a Tim Dorsey novel😂
You want me to set up lights?!?! 🤣🤣
Great Wolverine shirt, Jason; I always preferred the tan and brown costume.
We definitely need movies like this here in Germany and of course places to buy them
Wow... that ultrasonic wheeze... didn't think the human vocal cords could make a noise like that, woke my cat up and im wearing padded headphones.
Please make Erin's wheeze laugh a sound effect on future episodes, like HUUURR.
Hands down the longest wheeze laugh I've ever heard.
Wow, they really went all out on the special effects, using all the crayolas to draw the lasers and adding cap gun sound effects. You guys were on fire with the jokes tonight. :)
So psyched when I saw the title. This is a classic I first saw back in an old Best Of The Worst from RLM. So glad you got to experience this absolute masterpiece of garbage. Im sure you feel different lol.
Most often fondly remembered for Rich Evans’ “O” face…😮
19:46 that laugh.. brilliant