How to Invade a Country
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- čas přidán 20. 07. 2018
- Here's a sketch based around the invasion of a country. I couldn't think of anything witty to type here, so I kept it factual.
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Russia: Stabilize
UK: Civilize
*USA: OIIIIIILLL*
Actually:
Russia: annex
UK: colonize
US: oil,oil,OIL!
*O I L*
Duce Vertindo
*L I B E R A T E T H E O I L*
Correction
UK: Imperial dreams
Russia: LAND
USA: *OIL*
I stopped smoking oil and it was hard it tell you I thought I was dying I'm talking about THC oil
"I know what will solve this."
"The UN?"
"No, that never works."
XD
That and they're too busy denouncing Israel
The blue helmets are fucken useless
"Then what will?"
"Nato."
NAO YT agreed
"All we have to do is call in one a10 warthog"
"Good luck, their not even in the game"
Me, watching this after a10s were added
Me, watching after the 10th aniversary.
What was the plane at the end?
@@mansgotplans custom model of the A10
UK: "please don't shoot our lower plate please do shoot our lower plate."
Some 120mm cannon: shoots lower plate
UK: "you ass, fire"
it was either a 105 or 125 because those abrams had rifled guns and the 120mm are smooth bore
@K4IV OH SH-
@@milomoli2830 I am afraid of the SU-152
@@j-aaxch9658 I am afraid of the *MAUS*
*arse
*"We're here to peacekeep. So we'll take this piece right here"*
Piece-keep
Piece of shit
If it has oil, it’s American soil lmao
Badum tss
Dmitry Molotov and if it’s a desolate wasteland in the desert then it’s British soil!
@@dmitrymolotov6428 if it’s American soil, thank the spanish and us THE BRITISH!
These accents are 1776% completely accurate.
Russian is especially, cuz this guy is russian
Technically that’s the same as 100%
bruh
Definitely
"History began on July 4, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake!"
“Make ready the pen and map” like a good brit would forget his ruler
Bdnst... 😂
And protractor
"...containing an estimated 325 million barrels of oil..."
US tank: *starts engine*
Now that got me XD
It was the horn for me
And it's the sound of an muscle car, can't get any more American.
Neuron activation………….
@@Nomanjj Away down south in the land of Dixie...
O.peration
I.raqi
L.iberation
That was original codename for the invasion, however the higher ups in the us military noticed the acronym and changed it to freedom.
@@maxwelljw8400 wow '- '
@@pdr_2703 OIF*
@@maxwelljw8400 You meant Freeoil didn't you. Operation Desert Freeoil, thats sounds about right.
You realise all the major oil contracts in Iraq went to Russia and China, right?
"Morning!"
America: "Not the limeys"
American: I HATE LIMEYS!!"
Russian: "...."
2:11
I love that word... limeys
that was the best part next to il beat a martian's ass I don't even care
LOL
As an American
I HATE LIMEYS
4:13: there's no life here, not even on a bacterial level
The grass right there: am I a joke to you?
it is dead grass
"We've liberated this country"
"So are v"
nation in the middle: *unintelligible screaming*
The Cold War in a nutshell.
Not it’s East and west Germany in a nutshell
Oh, comrade, it seems your tank model, is outdated,
*and on fire*
The tank crew of the outdated model: ತ_ʖತ
*Invisable asu-57 suddenly destroys abrams*
Luckily we have a deal for you
@@fulcrum2951 too bad! We sold them all those missiles last week! They won't have any money left!
Why do the Russian thanks have barrels Langer then the tank?
Someone: oil-
America: *_Y E E H A W_*
YEEEEHAAAAAWWW XD
DID SOMEONE SAY OIL?!?!?!?
America: its free real estate- XDDDD
I HEARD YOU NEEDED SOME LIBERATION
@@annoyingamerican515 I LOVE YOUR USERNAME, DUDE.
“What’s that? I think I see a mirage!”
“That’s just what we need: the French Air Force.”
3:40, that aged rather well
Luxembourg? That's on our borders!
No it isn't; it's nowhere near!
_Soon it will be_
Moving our division towards Luxembourg, tovarisch !
is that a threat, comrade
Lol
Very right comrade
Go to Luxembourg BLYAT
"I'll beat a Martian's ass, I don't even care!" -the most American thing in this video
"Luxembourg? That's on our borders!" "No it isn't" *"soon it will be"* -the most Russian thing in this video
No the most American part of the video is 6:15
what about carrying 6 m249s and 2 m240s and 10 m60s
Lol 😆
Tho it was the Martian that kicked America’s ass
I read the American part right when he said it.
“We are here for peacekeeping, so I’ll take this peace”
Lol🤣😂😂
3:52 I love how the American laughs at the British empire 😂
America: I'm searching for oi- i meant WMDs
Russia: I'm here to annex. *cough cough* i meant to stabilize you.
Britain: I'm here to live here.
Lol
Never let a European into your home for he will never leave.
@@chickennuggetfavela2580 Britain ain't European no more, thank God.
@@drazoric2275 it is, you can still call them european because even thought they aren't in the EU, they are still in the same continent
@@drazoric2275 we can call them Atlantian it be logically ok too
5:03
that aged so well
"Don't hit our lower plate!"
"Don't hit our lower plate!"
*hits lower plate.*
"You arse!"
"oh, it's cold war all over again."
"hardly. look around you."
"The Hot War"
lmao
Even the shots were fired and people were killed it wouldn't have been to war fire when fired upon that's not war at self-defense
dhkdeoen he said Okinawa
@@k-874 The dry war ?
British Empire: *exists*
USA: *dies of laughter*
*laughs in democracy*
@@panzerkampfwagenviausfuhru2700 *Laughs in Mighty Tiger*
@@panzerkampfwagenviausfuhru2700 *Republicanism
USA: what Empire?
Laughs in rebellion
"america has the most powerful military in the world,hell the universe i'll beat the martians ass"
"aaah but gaijin enetertainment is a russian company"
breaking the fourth wall i see
5:11 That didn't age very well...
Nonsense.
The west hasn't even hurt Russia.
The sanctions are useless.
But can you please remove the sanctions, not because they're hurting or anything. But... uhhhhhhhhh... because London will fall into cannibalism if you don't. Yeah, that's right.
@@nukclear2741 dude, hes talking about the A-10 Warthog now being in the game you fucking snowflake
"No, Russia has never lost!"
*World war 1 flashbacks*
That wasn't Russia, and last I checked, Germany didn't RULE Russia
Russia surrendered the eastern front when the civil war broke out meaning they technically lost.@@frenchsoldier8485
@@ghost1841 We backed out of war
Russia lost to Japan in the Russo Japanese war in 1905.
@@BagoPorkRinds We lost naval war, Russia does not have many ports
"Luxembourg? That's on our borders!"
"No it isn't, it's nowhere close"
"Then it will be."
*USSR anthem intensifies*
**Lenin wakes up from the coffin**
Aurgh Aurgh MUST. CRUSH. CAPITALISM.
As a Luxembourger I feel targeted now lol
@@cyrildewaha didn't you hear the news? It's now Russia!
whats the russian music called
@@callicottplays Moscow, 1953, the last part of it.
1:24 “you know we’re in Egypt right”
"Besides, we sold them all those missiles last month so they're all out of money..."
I'M DYING
American: "We're here to protect this oil fie- *clears throat* country"
Russian: "And we're here to anne- I mean stabilize this country"
I think that defines both countrys 100%
Chinese: "yo ho ho and your economy is ours"
@@Dz73zxxx Im suprised my comment is still getting attention from people (Edit: Accidentally left a letter out of a word)
MTF Operative [REDACTED] SCP 682 has entered your butthole
The russians like their oil too thats why they invaded crimea to secure oil pipelines to europe
Well in our defense (America) you try to live a day without oil!
I am American. I can verify these American accents are top notch 👌
Lolly Lemur I can verify as an American myself that everything these Americans did in this video is highly correct
I agree
I did not expect to get 139 likes, most I’ve gotten I think
Yes
As well am I but that is southern accent
“All we have to do is call in one A-10 Warthog and you boys are done for.”
“Good luck with that there not even in the game, mate.”
-Forshadowing-
“Were here to peacekeep, so well take this piece right here i think.”
Step 1: take a picture of oil
Step 2: show it to America
Step 3: you win
Step4: And you get banned ten years
@@shidqifarda2940 hh
thats How to get freedom
Did someone say *O I L*
“But, there’s no life here. Not even on a bacterial level”
*phases over to Abrams surrounded by grass*
Stop enlightening the people, Snowden!
i love it when squire makes fun of america then gets killed by a 32mm gatling cannon
Only one place in the whole world is like that. The Atacama Desert. Looks like the moon
dave cocoa 30mm
DE DUH DE DE DAH DE DU DUH DO DA DE DE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
3:03 i feel in love with that accent
*Abrams engine*
Literally anyone: “oil”
*Abrams starts up and goes full speed towards oil*
Hears oil somewhere in the world
America *starts engine of m1*
samdaman921 timing is everything! Truly funny!
Spend oil to get oil
hell yea My 87 ford f250 needs fuel!
The Irony being there's a treasure trove of oil in the Gulf of Mexico, but even red-hot Louisiana is queasy about drilling near it's own ecosphere.
And then renewable energy happens....
This is more realistic than warthunder realistic mode
true.
Kellen Brinton it is war thunder ?
This whole game has gotten garbage over the 1-2 years
@@businesswoofer aaaw, where did the bad plane touch u
Lol
8:09
Now that the new update came out, you wouldn't have to skip this scene, you could just show the actual nuke.
“Hello comrade, it seems your tank model is outdated, and on fire.”
Murica: Did he said Oil?!!
*SENDING ALL TANK DIVISION*
Well, you can take Alaska. They ain't needing it's oil anyway.
That coming from Stalin
Opa they'll be sent to gulag
Actually America is like we will stop the evil in ur country give u support and freedom
After lenin you could say Ussr became semi capitalist. Communist. At lest because of the economy of Ussr in that time
9:10 Americain M1 abrams tank: *hears the word “oil”
*turns on engine*
And it sounds like V8 😆
Luxembourg? Oil?? Sounds like Germany solving it’s oil shortages
Obviously. I mean, considering how thirsty those M1's are, it's no surprise they're running out 😂😂
@@OneLostTexan probably better luck than trying to invade russia for a third time.
@@argumasch663 ah yes thats why they ended up with possession of Poland, after ww1 oh wait they lost it.
5:04 "they're not even in the game" well that definitely changed...
I was trying to find a comment with this
The A-10 gun strike was just too much. Like they say, A Brit fears nothing but the American Air Force... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
the one who voiced the american is called thegamingsoviet
*OH THE IRONY IT HURTS*
Tovarisch Shashlikov lmao yes
lmao i just put that on a different comment
lol... ggwp soviets... heheh
It's not a communist joke unless everyone gets it
A sovient spy
325,000,000 barrels worth of oil discovered in Luxembourg...
9:09 *Cranks up Abrams tank
Cordell Kelley lol I like that part
Dixie horn had me dying xD
That's how us Americans are XD
And it's a V8
The engine does not start correctly!!!
This is exactly what Putin searched on how to invade Ukraine after CZcams removed dislikes.
A man of culture, I see.
Торнайду привет!
Took me a second to realize that the reason the Americans came was because they guy said, "Oil."
Are you from America?
@@18IMAMGODINA Must be, he's learned to tune out the awful reasons our leaders do things.
O.I.L
Operation Iraqi Liberation
Fuzzy Dunlop where the Fuck did that come from
Omg I started to die when America laughed about the British Empire XD
@Bjorn Blood Born MURICA
What empire
"empire"
Imperial Guardsman The empire we will bring back!!
Iron Lord 2014 good luck with that
5:03
And America took that personally
fast forward to 2022....
I swear to god you make the BEST military comedy scetches on the planet, in my opinion, if you've got anyone else in mind, tell me, I'd probably love them.
"We've already liberated this region!"
Literally destroyed one tank
Kid: [Holding a plastic toy]
USA: That kid got a weapon, disarm him...!
@@indahf.freztiyana824 A WEAPON OF *MASS DESTRUCTION!*
@@trijetz3562 _FREEDOM_
WoW!!! That's a lot of *collateral* damage!!!
@@trijetz3562 TAKE THAT *QUACK*ING THING OUT
I'm so proud of these lines... they killed my throat. WORTH IT.
*Bows in humble supplication to your sheer awesomeness*
I THANK YOU GOOD SIR!
TheGamingSoviet OH SHIT DUDE YOUR IN THIS NICE
TheGamingSoviet hello sovietwomble
@TheGamingSoviet, Jolly good job!
5:48 "Right, I know what all solve this."
"The UN?"
"No, that never works."
When they said Luxembourg had oil and the American tank started up...🤣
As an American, I can, in fact, confirm that we end 90% of our sentences with *"YEEEEEEEHAW"*
You mean Texan
I’m floridein
I'm Ohioan and can confirm as well
I think you mean 98%
As an Arizonan I can confirm
This is what will happen if the EU bans memes
I'm from 2 days in the future and can confirm this happened. Also we have flying cars and invisible ice cream
Revolutionary Gaming69 U should throw that ice cream at someone and they wouldn’t know what the hell happened
Attack Eu? From all the world
Welp
In 2019 they have lol. No lol in the EU tho.
Ice cream...5 seconds later... melted ice cream
9:35 LUXENBERG
THATS ON OUR BOARDERS
no it isnt...
Then it will be.
@@joeligma2971
**shows a google earth montage of Europe and Luxenberg**
My father fought in Desert... Thunder... As an M1 Abrams loader, and he confirmed this video is 100% accurate, and it should be archived and considered as documentary footage.
Woah..... that’s nice.
oh
@@troyludemann funny thing is that the Abrams has a manual loader.
My dad was the commander of the m2 challanger
@@troyludemann No it doesn't.
"HAVE MERCY MAN, THINK OF THE BREXIT"
I cracked
Me to
😂😂😂
Love videos like this, well done squire
In the wake of recent events, this video should be in the CZcams recommandation purely because of the title....
"It's the cold war all over again!"
"Hardly; look around you."
I love it.
@Taramafor Haikido
Thot war
More like the warm war
It's the hot war or warm sausage bacon war
Russian: Luxemburg?! That's on our borders!
British: No it isn't!
Russian: Soon it will be :)
lmao
they started from Ukraine and then will nuke the Europe and everybody will be dead
Russia gets there and the Americans have already set up a football stadium and are in the process of introducing country to Luxembourg
@@breannabond226 well russians dont have enough forces to take Europe but they nuke and go....scary
XD
2019 return of the Soviet Union
I knew as soon as they said A-10 that the British tank would get friendly-fired 😂😂
this is even more accurate than the history channel at night
Actually brilliant
"I know what will solve this!"
"The UN?"
"That will never work"
>inb4 political argument ensues
I think I´ll postpone the oil change on my beloved car ....
I mean the german sky is full of american equipment. Last time i was on a cycling tour between bavaria and Thüringen(the past inner german border) and someone mentioned that he needs track oil for the bicycle and suddenly AH-1 and Chinnok Cargo choppers appearedout of nowhere in the area. It feels like german skys of '44 ,only merican planes choopers and another funny stuff.
soulja boy MURICA FUCK YEAH
We're here to uh...PEACEKEEP yer car. YEEEEHAAAW! (Yes, I'm an American, no we don't go Yeehaw in the Armored Corps and no we don't really go after oil.)
DID YOU SAY OIL
czcams.com/video/qrY_CSRkV6M/video.html sums up the situation
Every time someone says “Oil”
America : I have awaken from my slumber
„It seems like ur tank model is outdated… and on fire“
THINK OF THE BREXIT *SPILLS TEA*
-Every Brit simultaniously
Sergeant Panther Mention thee not the Brexit.
I choked on my drink...
Can't wait for 2019
I guffawed at that. A completely nonsensical remark, and yet hilarious for the same reason.
Whats next? My not so mighty scotland getting independence? Oh what in the name of Her Majesty
This is the best international satire a British gamer can make with a Russian game on an American streaming service.
The writing, editing and voices are so amazing and funny. I love this channel.
“Guess I better check the oil”
Oil
USA:
THEY HAVE OIL BLOW THEM TO FUCKING KINGDOM KA!
That Egyptian tank has been burning during the whole video
"Oh hello, what's that, I think I see a mirage"
"Oh great, that's all we need. The French Air Force."
I finally understand it
@@silverwolf5643 I still dont
@@ItzFoxUwU mirage 2000 are fighters of Armee de l'aire (french air force)
"Hello comrade, it seems like your tank model is outdated and on fire. Luckily' we have a deal for you!!" - most Russian thing ever
Funny things huh
As Russian - no. The most Russian thing I heard is “Oy blya”. It’s like “oh fuck”
Mr. Leviafanos that's true. I just found that line particularly funny because Russia has sold a lot of weapons to Arab countries lol.
@@mr.leviafanos675 No, that is just a swearing, like damn your stereotypes are so idiot...
@@Eire_Aontaithe yes and oh fuck is the most American thing I know
I was actually crying with laughter by the time the non-existent A10 turned up..... oh the irony!!!
This is way too perfect.. One of my favorite videos on youtube
Glorious
Indeed glorious
Ive seen ur vids
Is this going to be a part of wins and fails?
Dita Weaboo
Dito-dorito
"I think I see a mirage"
"Oh great...that's all we need...the French Air Force"
*got me laughing so hard*
7:52
same...i laughed so hard;
i dont get the joke
@@ofekk213 "Mirage" is the name of French Fighter Jets and also, the word "Mirage" is used for "something which is not there but is still visible as an illusion".
So when they say that they see a mirage, sarcastically it also means the French airforce.
Baguette AGMs deployed
Surprised there’s no one saying A-10 is now being added.
I love how through the entire video the tank in the middle is still on fire.
"It seems that the Pyramids of Giza have fallen down." The fact that the Egyptians killed himself right after. I lost it. I've lived in Egypt for most of my life before moving to Canada and I can verify that was accurate.
iam from jordan but if we had something like this happen i wouldve done the same
This was the funniest part
@@mr.prestige9798 Thank you, I felt a bit insecure while recording that part.
5:49 “ right I know what will solve this “
“ The U.N ? “
“ No that never works “
This is so accurate
Edit: that’s the most likes I’ve ever got
Very accurate
Alexandre Margery course it does
Elder of Zion אתה מדבר עברית ?
don't matter who's flag your icon is the UN is a failure.
HistoryFan476ad look at Syria, were the ones to do the job while the UN sits on its ass calling cease fire that dont work for shit
I love the very silent and casual starting of the engine during the Luxembourg oil discovery by the American tank😂😂
I waited for this tutorial so long! Now i can finally apply it.
Egyptian: Better check the oil...
American: I’m about to end this mans whole career
@تشارلز حكمة I don’t even know why we went to the Middle East when we drill for oil out in Texas and the oceans along the coast there’s lots of oil rigs
@تشارلز حكمة that’s probably because of how the military industrial complex is filled up with warhawks (people who wish for war so they can line there pockets with money) which isn’t good even one of are previous presidents back in the 60s warned the American people about the military industrial complex I think it was Dwight Eisenhower the 34th president
@تشارلز حكمة that’s exactly right the rich get richer and they don’t give a fuck about your sons and daughters who join the military, it’s quite sad really, the us government didn’t want to use there own oil so they made a few reasons to invade a country that doesn’t really want us there and the only thing that comes from that is wounded and dead on both sides which at the end of the day just adds fuel to the fire
Im Egyptian ngl lmaoo
America: destroys 1 tank
America again: we’ve already liberated this here country
Thish yer is actually the correct sentence.
Wow thx for all the likes guys!
"Good luck with that, they're not even in the game mate" - Foreshadowing
“We are the strongest military in the world, even the universe!”
*-laughs in Russian Super tank-*
“Everybody died within seconds of the firefight”
If you look very close, you can see multiple Russian tank that are still intact.
that tank model is T-80U i believe or maybe T-90.....
"I think I see a mirage! Oh great, that's all we need, the french airforce"
Holy hell that part had me in absolute stitches. xD!
idan harush i think the joke is that a aircraft called the mirage was coming (assuming it's a French aircraft)
France would have been in the video but they surrendered for it started
Cody Nutkiss Hilarious
Fire Shot Studios A Mirage is a French aircraft, that's the joke
And only now did I associate this joke with Dassault Mirage fighters.
"Aaah, so it could be a political minefield, as well as a real one." I pissed myself laughing
arno celio aa
This is reality but America killing civilians and Arabia Saudi is financing terrorists like 11 September 2001 and Russia try to stable at least they TRY it better than America so tell me who is the bad guys there ???
@@simpleman3458 Still the russian cuz the afgan-soviet war ignited the gasoline soaked middle east
It's so true it hurts.
The U.N?
No that never works
Squire needs to make video like this again
Can’t call in an A-10 warthog he says?
“They’re not even in the game yet” he says…
It’s called liberating it’s not invasion and it’s totally not for OIL!
Doki Doki Dokkeabi spreading democracy and democratic values
Ivan Poparić exactly
Did somebody ask for FREEDOM
I have too much oil on my pizza. Time to call the marines
america knocks down the door : SOMEBODY SAY OIL!!!