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  • čas přidán 31. 08. 2021
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Komentáře • 5K

  • @Victoria-qb6cc
    @Victoria-qb6cc Před 2 lety +4766

    She forgot to say “Well, must’ve run off” after she killed him 😂

    • @Scotttjt
      @Scotttjt Před rokem +170

      "Need somethin'?"

    • @Sivdraws.7749
      @Sivdraws.7749 Před rokem +26

      ​@@Scotttjt that is what I was thinking lol

    • @Arthurm25
      @Arthurm25 Před rokem +7

      I think he has a Tiktok because you can't make videos like that on CZcams

    • @Llamu
      @Llamu Před rokem +4

      @@Arthurm25 wdym

    • @birisuandrei1551
      @birisuandrei1551 Před rokem +14

      "Wait...i know you!"

  • @alphawagon3571
    @alphawagon3571 Před 2 lety +23358

    Wow, that death fall was incredibly accurate.

  • @Casedilla73
    @Casedilla73 Před 2 lety +363

    "Guards might get nervous, a man approaches with his finger drawn."

  • @tysonguiboche128
    @tysonguiboche128 Před 2 lety +949

    "Need Something?"

    • @Chuzzles1
      @Chuzzles1 Před 9 měsíci +10

      "you mess the law and you mess with me"

    • @JawBreaker1.
      @JawBreaker1. Před 4 měsíci +6

      “I used to be an adventurer like you…then i took an arrow to the knee.”

    • @ImARandomPerson90
      @ImARandomPerson90 Před 19 dny

      "Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll?"

    • @perkitaseaman3290
      @perkitaseaman3290 Před 9 dny

      Must have been the wind 🌬️🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃

  • @TurtlesTM
    @TurtlesTM Před 2 lety +10344

    No one’s mentioning how perfect her walking right through that table and chair was

  • @localdingus6788
    @localdingus6788 Před 2 lety +2951

    In the end she should’ve looked down at the body and gone “I’ll find who did this”

  • @cadaver4985
    @cadaver4985 Před 2 lety +223

    When she sits on the chair and looks to the camera, you can see her holding her laugher with every ounce of force she has lmao

  • @echodalizard
    @echodalizard Před rokem +33

    “Must’ve scared em’ off”

  • @zakkristan2361
    @zakkristan2361 Před 2 lety +1263

    Missing the “wait, I know you” after you’re dead

    • @lyosha2925
      @lyosha2925 Před rokem +73

      The guard realizing he doomed the whole of Skyrim by killing the Dragonborne over a sweet roll

    • @epicwheelz
      @epicwheelz Před 9 měsíci +6

      Hey you! Stop that, that shouting is making people nervous

  • @DanielDornekDorda
    @DanielDornekDorda Před 2 lety +2222

    when you play skyrim so much that your girlfriend became Lydia herself

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat Před rokem +12

    *_NPC proceeds to have an insightful conversation with my lifeless corpse_*

  • @PelicanMafia
    @PelicanMafia Před rokem +7

    He got the detail down to perfection with the vision blur after being dead 🤣💀

  • @BlueberryRockShooter
    @BlueberryRockShooter Před 2 lety +4777

    Flipping guards off. Thats the mod I want.

    • @woopdawg8658
      @woopdawg8658 Před 2 lety +30

      Me in a nutshell

    • @trey4319
      @trey4319 Před 2 lety +8

      @@woopdawg8658 11 year olds like to always flip off you one prob xddddd

    • @woopdawg8658
      @woopdawg8658 Před 2 lety +5

      @@trey4319 XD

    • @han16al46
      @han16al46 Před 2 lety +21

      Bro the mod already exist. I think it's called giving the finger

    • @moonrise6806
      @moonrise6806 Před 2 lety +7

      i had a mod that would let me walk up to any npc to say “oi 1v1 me m8 u won’t” or something like that

  • @elijahsudarma9275
    @elijahsudarma9275 Před 2 lety +5826

    It's even accurate how many hit points it takes to kill a mage lol

    • @Helpadoggoreachsubs
      @Helpadoggoreachsubs Před 2 lety +2

      Jahaa
      czcams.com/video/7WJeZJw5grY/video.html
      This is funny

    • @germanoschefo
      @germanoschefo Před 2 lety +3

      good one

    • @fireice8828
      @fireice8828 Před 2 lety +48

      The only thing to make it more accurate is if she went “Must have been the wind” after sitting down

    • @skeller7115
      @skeller7115 Před 2 lety +1

      Thats Crank hahahah

    • @kinezikinezi1730
      @kinezikinezi1730 Před 2 lety

      THE KILLER LIKED ALSO SKYRIM I THINK HE GONA KILL HER LIKE THAT GUY

  • @Astrovr0316
    @Astrovr0316 Před rokem +22

    I can just imagine how hard it was to not smile when she looked at the camera😂

  • @samflynn7439
    @samflynn7439 Před rokem +3

    Battle should’ve ended with her saying “guess they ran off...”

  • @agedd4c424
    @agedd4c424 Před 2 lety +539

    You forget the "Hey... I know you." AFTER they kill you

  • @LorJoker
    @LorJoker Před 2 lety +2971

    A wise man once said “You don’t really STOP playing Skyrim you’re just on a break” When i watch videos on it it makes me want to re download and play or sometimes it randomly pops in my head 😆

    • @kevburke
      @kevburke Před 2 lety +25

      I just came back to a 3 year old save file about 2 weeks ago and have been playing it ever since.

    • @navtektv
      @navtektv Před 2 lety +13

      I must be on a long ass break because I haven't picked Skyrim back up since I finished it back in 2011. 😁

    • @troyreactsmuzic
      @troyreactsmuzic Před 2 lety +16

      @@navtektv it’s a pc gamer thing. You’re probably on console, the mods on PC add like 1,000 hours of additional content and next Gen graphics.

    • @navtektv
      @navtektv Před 2 lety +26

      @@troyreactsmuzic I used to be a PC gamer. Then I took an arrow to the knee! 😁
      I'm sure mods add tonnes of replay value. I did play vanilla Skyrim on my PC back then but eventually PC Gaming began to cost me an arm and a leg to upgrade almost annually to keep up with the current game requirements. I gave it up to my brother for spare parts once it became just an entertainment box and bought myself a PS4, best investment ever. I tip my hat to you PC Gamers, you're definitely getting the best gaming experience out of your games but as a casual four, five hours a week gamer I could not justify the upkeep especially with my salary so yeah. 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @Gh0styBoi
      @Gh0styBoi Před 2 lety +3

      i just started playing again, i decided to completely restart it :D

  • @Eiytre
    @Eiytre Před rokem +10

    Everytime my character dies, all his bones just crumble

  • @villamersuico893
    @villamersuico893 Před rokem +5

    Legends say that she's still looking at the camera

  • @IsDefinitelyHuman
    @IsDefinitelyHuman Před 2 lety +875

    No, the guard forgets he killed you, and wonders who killed the person in front of him, even checking his pulse.

    • @sycorez
      @sycorez Před 2 lety +40

      I thought that was Oblivion

    • @raiden6428
      @raiden6428 Před 2 lety +74

      I'll find whoever did this

    • @crustaceanking3293
      @crustaceanking3293 Před 2 lety +49

      "My god, what happened!?"

    • @IsDefinitelyHuman
      @IsDefinitelyHuman Před 2 lety +27

      @@sycorez It happened a lot more in Oblivion, but does every so often in Skyrim. To be fair, Oblivion had a lot more parts where you had to fight around NPCs than skyrim does.

    • @TheDollhouseKiller
      @TheDollhouseKiller Před 2 lety +22

      "Someone's been murdered!"

  • @BlackBoye17
    @BlackBoye17 Před 2 lety +485

    I love how hard she’s trying so hard not to smile at the end

  • @gzxphoyt2800
    @gzxphoyt2800 Před rokem +3

    She looked like she could barley hold in the laughter 🤣🤣🤣

  • @venteon_gaymer
    @venteon_gaymer Před rokem +3

    The best ones are when they kill your while you have a bounty and during your death cutscene they’re like, “Wait…I know you!” 🤣

  • @swiftyplayz8828
    @swiftyplayz8828 Před 2 lety +418

    When your bounty is only 10 gold pieces but you accidentally pick "I'd rather die than go to jail!"

  • @nachodiav2464
    @nachodiav2464 Před 2 lety +82

    She holding the laugh so hard in the end 😂😂😂 Masterpiece

    • @83KJack
      @83KJack Před rokem

      to pay the rent 😁

  • @dumbosdoings1617
    @dumbosdoings1617 Před 2 lety +12

    your forgot the “wait I know you”

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 Před rokem +3

    You can see her trying not to laugh with all of her power😂

  • @soliderarmatang5664
    @soliderarmatang5664 Před 2 lety +3391

    I love how she’s holding in her laugh to stay in character, especially at the end XD

    • @mikebarnes7441
      @mikebarnes7441 Před 2 lety +11

      You don’t know that. You act like you know this guys girlfriend

    • @Mattyboy-li4nc
      @Mattyboy-li4nc Před 2 lety +133

      @@mikebarnes7441 you can see it in her face, why are you bothered by his comment 🤣

    • @umeshdhaked7638
      @umeshdhaked7638 Před 2 lety +33

      @@Mattyboy-li4nc maybe 144p user ?

    • @theonemrtom101
      @theonemrtom101 Před 2 lety +16

      @@mikebarnes7441 you can literally see it in her face🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @GameDynastyPro
      @GameDynastyPro Před 2 lety +2

      😂yep

  • @trulyauston9551
    @trulyauston9551 Před 2 lety +299

    Guard after kill: Huh must've been my imagination

  • @mrod7801
    @mrod7801 Před 2 lety +7

    the words not lining up, the guard just walking through the table and chair, the death fall.. it's all so accurate

  • @Royalscriber5633
    @Royalscriber5633 Před rokem +2

    Should've had her check the body and say "I'll find who did this!" That one got me every time 😂

  • @gokhangurkan4848
    @gokhangurkan4848 Před 2 lety +2653

    Having a girlfriend which is she's still playing skyrim in 2021 is one of the most precious thing on earth...

  • @SensoNoKage
    @SensoNoKage Před 2 lety +3178

    God now I'm scared to get a girlfriend in Skyrim or even real life, her script might overlaps and she just kills me 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆.

    • @youtubebannedmeagainbecaus9812
      @youtubebannedmeagainbecaus9812 Před 2 lety +27

      I have a feeling that you dont have to worry about girlfriends for a long time bud.

    • @SensoNoKage
      @SensoNoKage Před 2 lety +53

      @@youtubebannedmeagainbecaus9812 you are right , I don't, because I'm actually focusing on my studies and life and loving myself instead of looking for someone 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆.

    • @Helpadoggoreachsubs
      @Helpadoggoreachsubs Před 2 lety +14

      @@SensoNoKage I think he meant something else ....😂

    • @theflano23
      @theflano23 Před 2 lety +4

      Reminds me of that other guy who did skyrim videos just like this

    • @tocka6303
      @tocka6303 Před 2 lety

      @@theflano23 ….

  • @SMEedits1234
    @SMEedits1234 Před 2 lety +2

    The way she looked at the camera at the end gave me goosebumps 😂🤣👍

  • @nhtybeats5542
    @nhtybeats5542 Před 2 lety +4

    This is so accurate. Everything on the tables litterally fall off 😄

  • @dcmuggamuga407
    @dcmuggamuga407 Před 2 lety +312

    “The body’s still warm, there’s a killer about.”

  • @LoneMaestro-
    @LoneMaestro- Před 2 lety +1594

    When you use the girlfriend NPC Mod:
    I like how she changes clothes and her acting as a skyrim npc is so very accurate lmfao.

  • @dr.plague69
    @dr.plague69 Před 2 lety +6

    The way she’s sat back down like everything is fine is so accurate. Just like fallout 4

  • @Shloggerboi
    @Shloggerboi Před rokem +1

    You forgot when they kill you they say “ Must’ve scared them off.”

  • @germanoschefo
    @germanoschefo Před 2 lety +1553

    i love this boy ragdolling down so perfectly and smooth

  • @exceptionally8224
    @exceptionally8224 Před 2 lety +648

    And the worst part is when it saves mid battle so your stuck in a loop every time you die.

  • @mahirozturk3565
    @mahirozturk3565 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I waited for "need something?" 😂😂😂

  • @josemejia9831
    @josemejia9831 Před rokem +1

    You forgot to add “You never should have come here!” 😂

  • @JohnBiggleJiggle
    @JohnBiggleJiggle Před 2 lety +749

    This guy is underated

    • @CHEH_tf
      @CHEH_tf Před 2 lety +5

      Omg real hecker 😱

    • @markmester9870
      @markmester9870 Před 2 lety +1

      Damn

    • @AlduinT
      @AlduinT Před 2 lety +2

      Hecker give him subs

    • @jiib7770
      @jiib7770 Před 2 lety +2

      Why? Does that also mean the millions of other people who did/are doing cringe Skyrim npc vids?

    • @Alsifnrbdvehrj
      @Alsifnrbdvehrj Před 2 lety +5

      @@jiib7770 it’s not cringe it’s funny

  • @alexandro6800
    @alexandro6800 Před 2 lety +129

    Bro the when girlfriends guard looked at the camera she looked like she was about to laugh so hard

  • @Elytra_Space
    @Elytra_Space Před 2 lety +1

    How are you guys so good at making these look like the games??? It’s impressive

  • @foam511
    @foam511 Před rokem +1

    You forgot the “need something?” After sitting down and looking at the camera

  • @courageogbebor493
    @courageogbebor493 Před 2 lety +44

    A perfectly placed "Never should have come here" would have been icing on the cake! 😂

  • @theeasypeasysquad4169
    @theeasypeasysquad4169 Před 2 lety +503

    Perfect defence response doesn't exist. Gotta try it on my mum someday, to see if I get a different ending.

    • @ayoubajouhari2872
      @ayoubajouhari2872 Před 2 lety

      Yeah the dad ending probably

    • @seeya3705
      @seeya3705 Před 2 lety +2

      You probably gonna die like this dude good luck 👍🏿

    • @L.G02
      @L.G02 Před 2 lety

      The first time you can see a good one in a 2AM is a good one 6 or more a 6th or something like a good idea

  • @CMONCMON007
    @CMONCMON007 Před 2 lety +1

    This is great! Watched it on repeat😅😅😅😅 love how she just doesnt notice the furniture in her way, too hilarious

  • @gamersguide9867
    @gamersguide9867 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Guard : *one shots dragonborn*
    Dragonborn : *dies*
    Guard : "NO LOLLYGAGGING👹"

  • @burt1216
    @burt1216 Před 2 lety +236

    Changing the camera position after death was the most accurate thing I’ve seen along with the ragdoll

  • @TyroneARMY
    @TyroneARMY Před 2 lety +910

    I like how she walks in and destroys the table that literally what happens with you’re drunk at Skyrim

  • @IdodoGG
    @IdodoGG Před 9 měsíci +1

    Bro that middle finger it was so good 😂

  • @Professional_Drug_Dealer
    @Professional_Drug_Dealer Před 4 měsíci +1

    Guard: sits down, looks at body, and says “must’ve been the wind”
    Me: 🫠

  • @thelostone4303
    @thelostone4303 Před 2 lety +327

    He was clearly a low leveled character playing on Legendary difficulty.

  • @MarsellusWallace
    @MarsellusWallace Před 2 lety +125

    The NPC just chilling with a pot on her head was on point.

  • @JohnQ5
    @JohnQ5 Před 2 lety +1

    Now this is a relationship goal.

  • @KTYCTYT
    @KTYCTYT Před 2 lety +2

    People while watching this video be like:
    10% this is so relatable
    90% *T H I C C*

  • @BG-gg8wi
    @BG-gg8wi Před 2 lety +603

    *kills dragonborn*
    every hostile within a 10 foot radius:
    “Must have been the wind”
    “Must have scared him off”

  • @Llama010
    @Llama010 Před 2 lety +804

    I remember that my brother was playing Skyrim and he just entered a village and saved his game right before accidentally killing a chicken in front of everyone. Everytime he logged back in, the whole village would chase him down for killing the chicken

    • @PilotAwe
      @PilotAwe Před 2 lety +31

      Wouldn't game-saving and chicken-killing have to be in the opposite order?

    • @Llama010
      @Llama010 Před 2 lety +59

      @@PilotAwe I don't know. All I remember is that my brother got stuck in a loop where the citizens ambushed him

    • @SaltandLight70x7
      @SaltandLight70x7 Před 2 lety +18

      This is hilarious lol

    • @Llama010
      @Llama010 Před 2 lety +7

      @@SaltandLight70x7 It was

    • @brokebackbecky7275
      @brokebackbecky7275 Před 2 lety +16

      You’ve committed crimes against Skyrim’s chicken and it’s village! 😂

  • @datagram40
    @datagram40 Před 2 lety +1

    I was fully expecting her to say "Need something?" at the end lol

  • @Knollbrothers
    @Knollbrothers Před 4 měsíci +1

    Guard: "Must've been the wind"

  • @reginlief1
    @reginlief1 Před 2 lety +104

    That turn to look at the camera. Fucking killed me. I can tell she’s holding Back her laughter.

    • @Amalgart
      @Amalgart Před 2 lety +1

      Now let's just hope this one doesn't murder his girlfriend

    • @jay9395
      @jay9395 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Amalgart lmfao

    • @the_seeing9005
      @the_seeing9005 Před 2 lety

      Wii sports “your out” be like

  • @someweebkid9826
    @someweebkid9826 Před 2 lety +247

    I was waiting for his body to start glitching out on the ground after he died, but the dramatic push in was perfect

  • @GeneralGeometry
    @GeneralGeometry Před rokem +2

    I love the insta pot helmet!😂😂😂

  • @abrampena8379
    @abrampena8379 Před 2 lety +2

    The Stare of Depth from the wife is too real.

  • @SmilingGator96
    @SmilingGator96 Před 2 lety +127

    The fact that she didn't immediately start eating some bread or drink from a tankard kills my immersion.

  • @user-ct9ej3iw8w
    @user-ct9ej3iw8w Před 2 lety +81

    “Wait, I know you.”

  • @Gunnetoons
    @Gunnetoons Před rokem +2

    Why is this so damn accurate? Lmao

  • @riccardobicego4120
    @riccardobicego4120 Před rokem +1

    Man these shorts are getting more and more original...

  • @daisyheart5385
    @daisyheart5385 Před 2 lety +64

    That was actually really good the way how he died was perfect

  • @laztrig
    @laztrig Před 2 lety +21

    I like how in oblivion they would kill you then walk up to your dead body and go “the body’s still warm, there’s a killer about.”

  • @SilentAndy
    @SilentAndy Před rokem +1

    As someone that JUST recently started playing Skyrim, I found this entertaining. 😂

  • @bananataco1235
    @bananataco1235 Před rokem +1

    She's trying so hard not to laugh at the camera I can see it in her eyes

  • @nomos_lol
    @nomos_lol Před 2 lety +140

    Why does your girlfriend look like Lydia? She could cosplay as her no joke

  • @booper6223
    @booper6223 Před 2 lety +193

    This is the most realistic real life skyrim skit I've seen so far!

  • @simona3265
    @simona3265 Před 2 lety +1

    the perfect couple doesn't exis-

  • @y0te3xplayz25
    @y0te3xplayz25 Před 2 lety +1

    Lol I saw her trying not to smile when she killed him

  • @adamharis2508
    @adamharis2508 Před 2 lety +13

    When she was looking at the camera i thought she gonna say "need something?"

  • @bread_leader1078
    @bread_leader1078 Před 2 lety +253

    I love how he rolls up the middle finger then with his other hand he is pointing at it
    Like “ Eh?! Eh? Pretty cool eh?!”

  • @bakugossis
    @bakugossis Před rokem

    The slight smile at the end was priceless. 🤣

  • @DarlexGardenWarden
    @DarlexGardenWarden Před rokem +1

    The way she walked through the table

  • @farivau
    @farivau Před 2 lety +15

    I was waiting for the "need something?"

  • @harry356
    @harry356 Před 2 lety +17

    I love how she walks trough the table with a poker face

  • @Astriddd333
    @Astriddd333 Před 9 měsíci

    the table getting violently moved to the side took me tf out 😂

  • @demonfox13
    @demonfox13 Před rokem +1

    In like how she walk and pushed that whole table lol.

  • @nbane2450
    @nbane2450 Před 2 lety +29

    Thats a rather impressive looking guard.

  • @Lopey_
    @Lopey_ Před 2 lety +78

    As someone who has never played Skyrim before I can say that this is very accurate.

    • @Xnei-ui3fp
      @Xnei-ui3fp Před 2 lety

      How would you know if you've never played? Ive never played so i couldnt tell lmao

    • @Ahlbatrouz
      @Ahlbatrouz Před 2 lety +1

      Exactly.

    • @AxiomWasTaken
      @AxiomWasTaken Před 2 lety +7

      @@Xnei-ui3fp That. Was. The joke.

    • @yuibkys3522
      @yuibkys3522 Před 2 lety +2

      Ik its a joke but as someone who has played it has more to do with oblivion. They just used skyrim for the clout and oblivion for the joke. I would give it a 3/10 and thats being very generous

  • @P53eud0nym05
    @P53eud0nym05 Před rokem

    The winding up of the middle finger was epic 😂

  • @randomwolfboi7866
    @randomwolfboi7866 Před 2 lety +22

    "Wait, i know you!"

  • @jeffssearchforknowledge9931
    @jeffssearchforknowledge9931 Před 2 lety +221

    Watching men find woman like this always gives me hope 🙏🏼

    • @Li_Tobler
      @Li_Tobler Před 2 lety +3

      You'll find her bro

    • @ant343
      @ant343 Před 2 lety +3

      A thicc woman like this one?

    • @cassww
      @cassww Před 2 lety

      Huh? A bot? Because that’s not what happened. He was trying to pick pocket her.

  • @theultimatewill8177
    @theultimatewill8177 Před 6 měsíci

    Forgot the infamous "i was an adventurer like you once, but I took an arrow to the knee.."😂😅 And that walk thrthe table was spot on.😂

  • @theglitchedgamer9358
    @theglitchedgamer9358 Před rokem +1

    Pov: my mom scolding me for skipping school

  • @ipnade
    @ipnade Před 2 lety +29

    *kills player
    *"Must've been the wind."*

  • @TrayTerra
    @TrayTerra Před 2 lety +90

    Not just flipping the guard off, but a master level crank flip skill at that.
    Truly legendary.
    👏

    • @ItsDaJax
      @ItsDaJax Před 2 lety +1

      Got that good Speechcraft perk.

  • @RandomlyOnYoutube
    @RandomlyOnYoutube Před 2 lety +1

    It's creepy how T girl looked at the end🤣

  • @spqrchannel29
    @spqrchannel29 Před dnem

    the blurring is spot on

  • @yeet3270
    @yeet3270 Před 2 lety +38

    The death fall was way too perfect, and her acting is well studied and memorize, u deserve alot of praise