Skyrim Guards Be Like...
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- čas přidán 31. 08. 2021
- You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
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She forgot to say “Well, must’ve run off” after she killed him 😂
"Need somethin'?"
@@Scotttjt that is what I was thinking lol
I think he has a Tiktok because you can't make videos like that on CZcams
@@Arthurm25 wdym
"Wait...i know you!"
Wow, that death fall was incredibly accurate.
Accurate af. That's some mad rag doll acting.
Not liking bc 333
Man must have experience.
Yes hahaha hahaha
Fuckin for real. Camera angle, and blurring were spot on
"Guards might get nervous, a man approaches with his finger drawn."
absolute best comment to best short
"Need Something?"
"you mess the law and you mess with me"
“I used to be an adventurer like you…then i took an arrow to the knee.”
"Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll?"
Must have been the wind 🌬️🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃
No one’s mentioning how perfect her walking right through that table and chair was
Ranboo
@@fgcorp no one cares
@@exohache6302 I do
Cool ranboo pfp!
@Robert Parsley you must be fun at parties
In the end she should’ve looked down at the body and gone “I’ll find who did this”
Whoever*
Body's still warm... there's a killer on the loose
Thats all that was missing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like the ending we got
LMFAO 🤣
When she sits on the chair and looks to the camera, you can see her holding her laugher with every ounce of force she has lmao
I could feel that lol
when the guard sits is my favorite part,,,
“Must’ve scared em’ off”
Missing the “wait, I know you” after you’re dead
The guard realizing he doomed the whole of Skyrim by killing the Dragonborne over a sweet roll
Hey you! Stop that, that shouting is making people nervous
when you play skyrim so much that your girlfriend became Lydia herself
She does look like her too
She's sworn to carry his burdens.🌝
@@earendurvoneinzbern7585 🤣🤣🤣
Yoo lol you right
Babies you mean?
*_NPC proceeds to have an insightful conversation with my lifeless corpse_*
He got the detail down to perfection with the vision blur after being dead 🤣💀
Flipping guards off. Thats the mod I want.
Me in a nutshell
@@woopdawg8658 11 year olds like to always flip off you one prob xddddd
@@trey4319 XD
Bro the mod already exist. I think it's called giving the finger
i had a mod that would let me walk up to any npc to say “oi 1v1 me m8 u won’t” or something like that
It's even accurate how many hit points it takes to kill a mage lol
Jahaa
czcams.com/video/7WJeZJw5grY/video.html
This is funny
good one
The only thing to make it more accurate is if she went “Must have been the wind” after sitting down
Thats Crank hahahah
THE KILLER LIKED ALSO SKYRIM I THINK HE GONA KILL HER LIKE THAT GUY
I can just imagine how hard it was to not smile when she looked at the camera😂
Battle should’ve ended with her saying “guess they ran off...”
You forget the "Hey... I know you." AFTER they kill you
*Must've been my imagination*
or the “Huh, must’ve scared them off.”
"Hmmm...body is still warm"
“Yes?”
Need something?
A wise man once said “You don’t really STOP playing Skyrim you’re just on a break” When i watch videos on it it makes me want to re download and play or sometimes it randomly pops in my head 😆
I just came back to a 3 year old save file about 2 weeks ago and have been playing it ever since.
I must be on a long ass break because I haven't picked Skyrim back up since I finished it back in 2011. 😁
@@navtektv it’s a pc gamer thing. You’re probably on console, the mods on PC add like 1,000 hours of additional content and next Gen graphics.
@@troyreactsmuzic I used to be a PC gamer. Then I took an arrow to the knee! 😁
I'm sure mods add tonnes of replay value. I did play vanilla Skyrim on my PC back then but eventually PC Gaming began to cost me an arm and a leg to upgrade almost annually to keep up with the current game requirements. I gave it up to my brother for spare parts once it became just an entertainment box and bought myself a PS4, best investment ever. I tip my hat to you PC Gamers, you're definitely getting the best gaming experience out of your games but as a casual four, five hours a week gamer I could not justify the upkeep especially with my salary so yeah. 🤷🏽♂️
i just started playing again, i decided to completely restart it :D
Everytime my character dies, all his bones just crumble
Legends say that she's still looking at the camera
No, the guard forgets he killed you, and wonders who killed the person in front of him, even checking his pulse.
I thought that was Oblivion
I'll find whoever did this
"My god, what happened!?"
@@sycorez It happened a lot more in Oblivion, but does every so often in Skyrim. To be fair, Oblivion had a lot more parts where you had to fight around NPCs than skyrim does.
"Someone's been murdered!"
I love how hard she’s trying so hard not to smile at the end
I thought the same.
Yaa😂
Mad respect bro ✋🏼😅
She looked like she could barley hold in the laughter 🤣🤣🤣
The best ones are when they kill your while you have a bounty and during your death cutscene they’re like, “Wait…I know you!” 🤣
When your bounty is only 10 gold pieces but you accidentally pick "I'd rather die than go to jail!"
no comments? lemme fix that 😄
"That can be arranged" **combat music activates**
She holding the laugh so hard in the end 😂😂😂 Masterpiece
to pay the rent 😁
your forgot the “wait I know you”
You can see her trying not to laugh with all of her power😂
I love how she’s holding in her laugh to stay in character, especially at the end XD
You don’t know that. You act like you know this guys girlfriend
@@mikebarnes7441 you can see it in her face, why are you bothered by his comment 🤣
@@Mattyboy-li4nc maybe 144p user ?
@@mikebarnes7441 you can literally see it in her face🤦🏼♂️
😂yep
Guard after kill: Huh must've been my imagination
No sign of 'em.
The most insane thing to say after killing someone
Hey Rathalos
the words not lining up, the guard just walking through the table and chair, the death fall.. it's all so accurate
Should've had her check the body and say "I'll find who did this!" That one got me every time 😂
Having a girlfriend which is she's still playing skyrim in 2021 is one of the most precious thing on earth...
Your face seems oddly familiar...
Facts
*Sksyrim
Whatever you say, Todd
Go out with my sister
God now I'm scared to get a girlfriend in Skyrim or even real life, her script might overlaps and she just kills me 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆.
I have a feeling that you dont have to worry about girlfriends for a long time bud.
@@youtubebannedmeagainbecaus9812 you are right , I don't, because I'm actually focusing on my studies and life and loving myself instead of looking for someone 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆.
@@SensoNoKage I think he meant something else ....😂
Reminds me of that other guy who did skyrim videos just like this
@@theflano23 ….
The way she looked at the camera at the end gave me goosebumps 😂🤣👍
Giggity....
This is so accurate. Everything on the tables litterally fall off 😄
“The body’s still warm, there’s a killer about.”
😅😂🎻
When you use the girlfriend NPC Mod:
I like how she changes clothes and her acting as a skyrim npc is so very accurate lmfao.
When you and your girlfriend play Skyrim
@@valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025 yep
The way she’s sat back down like everything is fine is so accurate. Just like fallout 4
You forgot when they kill you they say “ Must’ve scared them off.”
i love this boy ragdolling down so perfectly and smooth
Forgot to do the death spin for 100% accuracy
@@kalebramirez7327 ahahahhah
And the worst part is when it saves mid battle so your stuck in a loop every time you die.
Bean
revert to an earlier save manually
beans ✨
BEANS
I never played this but sounds annoying
I waited for "need something?" 😂😂😂
You forgot to add “You never should have come here!” 😂
This guy is underated
Omg real hecker 😱
Damn
Hecker give him subs
Why? Does that also mean the millions of other people who did/are doing cringe Skyrim npc vids?
@@jiib7770 it’s not cringe it’s funny
Bro the when girlfriends guard looked at the camera she looked like she was about to laugh so hard
How are you guys so good at making these look like the games??? It’s impressive
You forgot the “need something?” After sitting down and looking at the camera
A perfectly placed "Never should have come here" would have been icing on the cake! 😂
he was in raven rock 💀
Perfect defence response doesn't exist. Gotta try it on my mum someday, to see if I get a different ending.
Yeah the dad ending probably
You probably gonna die like this dude good luck 👍🏿
The first time you can see a good one in a 2AM is a good one 6 or more a 6th or something like a good idea
This is great! Watched it on repeat😅😅😅😅 love how she just doesnt notice the furniture in her way, too hilarious
Guard : *one shots dragonborn*
Dragonborn : *dies*
Guard : "NO LOLLYGAGGING👹"
Changing the camera position after death was the most accurate thing I’ve seen along with the ragdoll
I like how she walks in and destroys the table that literally what happens with you’re drunk at Skyrim
Lol yes 😅
@@Icyveins123 hi
@@billybatts9491 🤣
Tables in Skyrim aren't knockable, my dudes
@@ramanspeedballof930 I said destroys What’s on the table not knock it out
Bro that middle finger it was so good 😂
Guard: sits down, looks at body, and says “must’ve been the wind”
Me: 🫠
He was clearly a low leveled character playing on Legendary difficulty.
The NPC just chilling with a pot on her head was on point.
Now this is a relationship goal.
People while watching this video be like:
10% this is so relatable
90% *T H I C C*
*kills dragonborn*
every hostile within a 10 foot radius:
“Must have been the wind”
“Must have scared him off”
Haha
Must have run off
I remember that my brother was playing Skyrim and he just entered a village and saved his game right before accidentally killing a chicken in front of everyone. Everytime he logged back in, the whole village would chase him down for killing the chicken
Wouldn't game-saving and chicken-killing have to be in the opposite order?
@@PilotAwe I don't know. All I remember is that my brother got stuck in a loop where the citizens ambushed him
This is hilarious lol
@@SaltandLight70x7 It was
You’ve committed crimes against Skyrim’s chicken and it’s village! 😂
I was fully expecting her to say "Need something?" at the end lol
Guard: "Must've been the wind"
That turn to look at the camera. Fucking killed me. I can tell she’s holding Back her laughter.
Now let's just hope this one doesn't murder his girlfriend
@@Amalgart lmfao
Wii sports “your out” be like
I was waiting for his body to start glitching out on the ground after he died, but the dramatic push in was perfect
I love the insta pot helmet!😂😂😂
The Stare of Depth from the wife is too real.
The fact that she didn't immediately start eating some bread or drink from a tankard kills my immersion.
“Wait, I know you.”
No you don't I have a quest to finish goodbye
You're probably making a mistake.
Need something?
A guard might get nervous
Why is this so damn accurate? Lmao
Man these shorts are getting more and more original...
That was actually really good the way how he died was perfect
I like how in oblivion they would kill you then walk up to your dead body and go “the body’s still warm, there’s a killer about.”
As someone that JUST recently started playing Skyrim, I found this entertaining. 😂
She's trying so hard not to laugh at the camera I can see it in her eyes
Why does your girlfriend look like Lydia? She could cosplay as her no joke
That is Lydia. She escaped the game.
I don't really see the resemblance.
Seems like 3D printers are getting better
Sounds like her too almost lol
Whos lydia?
This is the most realistic real life skyrim skit I've seen so far!
the perfect couple doesn't exis-
Lol I saw her trying not to smile when she killed him
When she was looking at the camera i thought she gonna say "need something?"
I love how he rolls up the middle finger then with his other hand he is pointing at it
Like “ Eh?! Eh? Pretty cool eh?!”
The slight smile at the end was priceless. 🤣
The way she walked through the table
I was waiting for the "need something?"
I love how she walks trough the table with a poker face
the table getting violently moved to the side took me tf out 😂
In like how she walk and pushed that whole table lol.
Thats a rather impressive looking guard.
As someone who has never played Skyrim before I can say that this is very accurate.
How would you know if you've never played? Ive never played so i couldnt tell lmao
Exactly.
@@Xnei-ui3fp That. Was. The joke.
Ik its a joke but as someone who has played it has more to do with oblivion. They just used skyrim for the clout and oblivion for the joke. I would give it a 3/10 and thats being very generous
The winding up of the middle finger was epic 😂
"Wait, i know you!"
Watching men find woman like this always gives me hope 🙏🏼
You'll find her bro
A thicc woman like this one?
Huh? A bot? Because that’s not what happened. He was trying to pick pocket her.
Forgot the infamous "i was an adventurer like you once, but I took an arrow to the knee.."😂😅 And that walk thrthe table was spot on.😂
Pov: my mom scolding me for skipping school
*kills player
*"Must've been the wind."*
Not just flipping the guard off, but a master level crank flip skill at that.
Truly legendary.
👏
Got that good Speechcraft perk.
It's creepy how T girl looked at the end🤣
the blurring is spot on
The death fall was way too perfect, and her acting is well studied and memorize, u deserve alot of praise