Hitman, but Agent 47 BREAKS EVERY LAW
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- čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
- Last time i played Hitman 3 I did my best not to break ANY LAWS... but apparently me trespassing for half a second just so i could get a good shot of Carl Ingram slipping off the building proved too evil. So, this time i'm breaking as many laws as possible. Enjoy :)
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Yes, I came from the Hitman Video too, I watched it 3 times, started playing Hitman myself again and it is great, I had to subscribe to you.
I watched a few other Videos too from you, great stuff keep up the great work, love this content
the algorithm's doing you dirty. all your other videos are absolute gems! i subbed since your first hitman vid but only knew of your recent releases cuz yt suggested this to me. keep up the amazing work! ❤
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I really want a list of people who sent complaints to "your email" XD
God gives his tastiest beer to his worst drivers
Evil 47 be like, im going to indecently expose myself in public
Evil 47 be like:
I WILL NOT KILL ANYONE WHO'S BAD
EVERYONE IS UNTOUCHABLE
oh no woe be me anyway- 🥵
Evil 47 be like “I FUCKING LOVE PROTECTING THE CORRUPT ELITE!!!!!”
Evil Narrator lady be like "Awful job agent 74, now make your way off a bridge"
The golf coach wakes up in a dresser somewhere with a splitting headache, and realized that next to him is the dead body of his friendly acquaintance. Talk about psychological trauma.
Was looking for this comment, that's the type of trauma that would stick with someone.
“If you can’t handle me at my best, you deserve me at my worst” is a fire quote
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*S H A T T E R I T T O P E A C E S*
@@Muho_is_me damn, this comment popped off. Weird.
11 and deep
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@@izuminakaruma2005hi trans ally.
While he was trying to get Jones out safely I forgot the purpose of the video and thought that Jones was the whole video it was really entertaining
Imagine being Jones. You're a POW, you're horribly mistreated for who knows how long, and then somebody knocks you out. When you wake up next, you're in a box with a shop owner in his store. The general who had you is dead, nobody knows who did it. And there's a muffin waiting for you. And you feel loved.
@@thoopsyid go to the news make the big bucks
saving private jones
And then jones realizes that the guards upstairs were found earlier due to the fedora man discovering them and then being immediately captured again
@@thoopsymaybe you notice before, that guards don't come as often, i think he removed es few of them before, but not sure
This is exactly the kind of petty behavior you'd canonically expect from an evil mastermind who has been _slightly_ wronged. Keep it up.
The Saga of Jones has convinced me Hitman games need an extraction mode.
With Agent Smith being Agent Smith that is an immediate Yes
4:15 "Ooh yeah no destroying that virus actually a really good thing, and it balances out of your sin points, you're back at zero." - It's him, the Devil
From the bible?!
@@YourPlaywright "The one and only, sweet cheeks!"
@@YourPlaywright (assuming SnapCube reference) "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. Wasssssssupp. It'sssssssssss me"
i love how he goes from boring crimes like corporate sabotage to breaking the geneva conventions
aka the fun crimes
Fun
If we consider the phrase, "It's only a crime if you get caught", then Window has in fact not done any crimes at all, and is completely innocent, invalidating this entire video.
he just cant win
People sure as heck saw him during Sapienza.
The sequel nobody was expecting but everyone needed
I’d argue some of those explosions as terrorism rather than just ”property damage”as those explosions most likly happened in public areas
Terrorism sounds more evil than property damage so...Goal achieved?
Depends on whether you're an enemy of America or not, that's usually what defines property damage or terrorism 😂
It might depend on intent because im pretty sure terrorism is used as a political message
@CasuallyShadow italy
@@CasuallyShadow I feel like the question of whether or not you're an enemy of America has very little bearing on the reasons for blowing up a car in Europe.
Seeing the briefcase with the flowers in them broke me. I ended up cackling like a madman watching it fly
Sounds like insanity. Like me
Briefcase actually accentuates the flower toss.
The absolute panache, I mean that briefcase looked expensive.
17:40 Imagine being that soldier, and seeing the crazy violent war criminal take pity on you, like, he'd remember him as the "Terrorism? yes. bio-weapons? yes. mal-treatment of POWs? THAT IS WHERE I DRAW THE F*CKING LINE!" guy
The Jones saving Arc has to be my favourite one in this video
16:49 “the geneva convention has DLC” 😭😭😭😭😭
An 11/10 for saving the hostage
Chefs kiss for sitting next to the flaming wreck of a former sports car while casually reading the news paper like it was a normal Tuesday.
certainly this used to be a normal Tuesday in France
ate and left no crumbs, absolute slay
An evil man who doesn't harm rats?? Finally, a villain I can get behind. Me and the colon- I mean boys are pleased
hmmm
I wasn't expecting this to turn into a romance film but I am not complaining
24:10 Unless you cause an alert and search, no guards actually go into the alleyway where this guy patrols. Therefore, you can leave him where you knock him out. This fact is likely why this route places an additional guard there in Master difficulty so it's harder to knockout the one guy and get into the school that way.
10:52 “Alright, now you must choose. Do you throw up, or do you challenge me to a best of 3 in rock paper scissors?”
Now this is the kind of Saw movie I’d like to see 😂😂
Actually the first law you broke is entering the Ice cream shop without a shirt
You just went from breaking the law to saving a POW
I salute you in your contribution
I will be watching your career with great interest tiny penguin
"The wounded and sick shall be given adequate care" help I'm dying
Prisoners of war doing better than the American healthcare system
9:40 "There is no one I'd rather be than me"
not sure if anyone else said this but in sapienza there is a boat where you can shoot the bells on it in a specific order to cause it to be taken by the kraken, seems appropriately evil.
That last bit with jones is the best part.
Saving jones gave really reminded me of eyezayar series on rdr2, especially jones dying on being seen, and giving the guards nicknames.
Also 10:33 gave off such Jerma energy! All it lacked was Jerma laughing hysterically after she was blown up, and then shooting 10 people in the head.
she didn't see the GYAS
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one that thought the same thing
1:21 hey look mom it’s me
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@@camistheman8161what?
@@camistheman8161nigga this is a video where a guy is playing a hit man game while trying to break the law. We are all nerds here😂
been waiting for this video ever since the last one lol
This video went from breaking all the laws to prison-breaking Jones lmao
Schrodinger's Jones was the best part
5:48 this is somehow the joke that made me laugh the hardest
Agent 47 has snapped. He felt unappreciated after managing to kill without breaking any laws, and has started his villain arc!
3:40 unlawful discharge of a firearm
Could have poisoned Silvio before setting up the trail to his mother's bedroom.
If you get the chef disguise you can attempt to recreate his mom's signature pasta.
Canonically the prisoner in Marrakesh is named Sayid, which you can hear if you let Zaydan talk to him
Next time try and break the Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz (Cattle marking and beef labeling supervision duties delegation law), until then 47 isn't truly evil
Not-a-really-Fun fact: the second one was written into law in 2000 and replealed in 2013.
Talk about doing it for the Memes.
Rivers in the desert while freeing jones had me rolling. Have a sub
Seems like it was now that you made your decision.
My ribs ached by the 15 minute mark. Two bullets in one cheek and he doesn't know how he got them, lmao
Geneva Convention? MORE LIKE GENEVA SUGGEATON
Mustard? How about mustard gas!
“COME MY CHILD SOLDIERS!”
The three muffins, that is where the true danger lurks.
If only you had an illegal outfit to put on.
4:34 Oh! Alright then!
18:58 bro just stands there like ‘oh damn… eh too bad I dont get paid enough to help’
You didn't commit tax evasion.
I think 47 does that anyway, no?
"And one accusation of having fine abs, gUiLtY"
The use of Rivers In The Desert for Jones' rescue mission is so peak, this entire video was great from start to finish. We love war crimes here
The guy vomiting for like 10 minutes straight had me dying
This is exactly how i play Hitman. Exept more bodies everywhere. There should not be a single living thing on the map when im done
Rescue Jones Run!!! Hooray!
...could make a whole game of "Jones Dies If Seen".
10:34 This Got Me Dying In Laughter ☠️
i love the the Software Instability in the top right at 6:06. You have great editing
Skin is the best part of everything fr
You’re only technically committing trespassing once you’re asked to leave lol cmon folks
I can't believe you did the Jerma gas bit
4:55 bruh, that music gave me flashbacks
Imagine delivering flowers to someone to put on their mother's grave and you get there and just stuff them into a briefcase and chuck it in the ocean
HELP THE SAW THING IM DYING 😂💀😭😭😭
literally started choking i was laughing so hard. the editing in this is SUPREME. thank you for making this
7:24 Place the briefcase on the ground with the gun inside, get frisked and pick up the briefcase and leave. I don’t think it works if you drop the briefcase, and you have to place it instead.
that witch doctor bit had me CRYING laughing
4:56 great usage of Sayo-nara, though wasn't expecting it lol
In order to save jones you could try handing him one of your muffins at high speeds because muffins are incapable of knocking people out
doofenshmirtz after any minor inconvenience:
You forgot to knock out the stoner on Sapienza; you also forgot to steal his joint (possession of narcotics is another crime)
14:49 I was literally wheezing at this whole segment. Amazing vid.
"Mark's staring at the fucking wall again"
i love this man
The Geneva convention only applies to soldiers in a time of war
Which would suggest 47 is being counted as a combatant, and if I'm not mistaken, non-uniformed combatants is another violation of the Geneva Convention.
Correct! Outside of war, they're crimes against humanity.
@@MultiNonymoushe can only win
I love your humour in these videos. Please keep doing hitman content
You know, the part about how the crowds of npcs don't actually alert and ruin your silent assassin rating feels oddly somewhat realistic to how people may have trouble identifying a crime that occurs in a dense crowd of people. It'd be tough to say who pulled out the gun and shot the food stand if you were quick about it!
Or at least, that's what I would say if you weren't wearing a clown costume while doing it 😂
That saw bit was gold 😂
6:06 Bro was an android the whole time 💀
I love the fact that this video went from being as evil as possible to saving and freeing a POW
Bro did NOT handle salmon under suspicious circumstances
Very entertaining video, I really liked this one and the first one :3
This is so ridiculously petty. I love it.
the Jones extraction was absolutely glorious
Thanks to Hitman, if I ever hear a chandelier fall and break, I'm going to immediately assume a hitman is after me.
It hurt when I heard “I’m bad and that’s good”😢
I'm just spending the entire video laughing 😂😂😂 you really have a fantastic sense of humour
The gas is chemical warfare. Which is a warcrime. Good job 20:29
Fun thing about your outfit choice in Sapienza is that it could also qualify as indecent exposure, so at that to the list of crimes.
:D He brought up the Geneva *suggestion* !!! :))))
Even if the game didn't randomly kill Jones when his body is spotted, moving a body that's been knocked out via poison or accident (or a target killed by them) still invalidates SA if it's discovered. Even if the person who finds it should have no reason to think it's been tampered with.
Also, Jone's real in-game name is Sayid Laham. Constantly calling him by a different name probably counts for something involving the dignity of POWs.
I was absolutely sure he'd only extract Jones to use him for the Geneva Checklist, Article 3 himself.
Genuinely top-tier stuff, keep it up and the blessed algorithm may grant you popularity.
The knights (Hitman) who say nje!
you forget to include possesion of high explosives to your crimes
and littering the ocean
3:02 You didn't spit in the ice cream, so sorry, it's not evil enough.
You forgot to do the most heinous of crimes: loitering
You're underselling yourself, poisons are also illegal in war.
This is so funny. I watched the last video before bed last night and woke up this morning to this one lol
Another banger. Should've littered some banana peels for good measure.
Mark is still staring at the fucking wall
I noticed something, the moment you start strangling an NPC in Hitman, in about 0.8-0.9 seconds you'll see the pop up to snap neck, that'll stay there for until you subdue the NPC or until you choose to snap their neck, however, when Windowsledge strangled Jones the option disappeared nearly immediately as if he chose to snap his neck, and I also noticed a slight animation before it cut to him dragging him away, an animation that resembled the start of the neck snapping animation, which, if I am correct, proves that Windowsledge killed Jones! I rest my case.
“Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion!” -A clown who can’t take off his flesh gloves
21:53 has the best use for Rivers In the Desert. I also like all of the Persona music you used. :)
Geneva convention? More like... Geneva sugestion ☠️☠️☠️