You have to watch Space Thunder Kids. You have to.
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- The most awesomely terrible movie I've ever seen. Three or four Koreanime mashed together into one poorly dubbed film that gives up pretty early on trying to have any kind of plot or make any sense. These are some prime cuts from the film. I DID NOT EDIT ANY OF THESE SCENES IN ANY WAY. I JUST STRUNG SOME OF THE BEST PARTS TOGETHER. You don't even need to BOTHER pooping it because it's hilariously nonsensical enough as it is.
Wal-Mart sells this on DVD for a dollar, but you can also see it for free at the Internet Archive. One way or another, if you haven't watched the film yet, you need to or you haven't lived.
My sister bought it at Movie Trading Company for two dollars even though it's only one dollar at Wal-Mart. Haw.
Of course, we're probably the only people in the world who watched it more than once...
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"NOW TO DESTROY THEM TO VICTORY!"
wut
"We get signal."
"How are you gentlemen."
"All your base are belong to us."
"You have no chance of survive, make your time."
"Move "ZIG"".
Isn't it a fascinating piece of high quality art. The moments you ask yourself "what movie am I watching again" the ever changing characters. Why oh why is there a wooden shipwheel on a space station. And why the hell so many recuts back to the same few frames. Such an utter delight of great pacing..
It makes the master proud
It's like one of those bad anime redubs from the early days of CZcams.
All fighters retreat!
He said into the ice cream sandwich
This CZcams video looks identical to my DVD.
THAT is how fucking atrocious the DVD looks.
Send it into Best of the Worst
Look for it on redlettermedia's channel if you've never heard of it
***** I'm subbed to them, and happen to love Wheel of The Worst.
But I also want to keep the DVD.
Maybe burn a copy and reprint the cover art?
Space Nikita Krushev bangs his shoe on the desk in protest.
"Now to destroy them-- to victory!"
Sounds like the actor was trying to get out of the booth as quickly as possible. I know I would
I love the neverending reused footage of those tanks.
"You have to watch Space Thunder Kids. You have to."
"You have to watch Space Thunder, kids. You have to."
"You have to watch space, Thunder Kids. You have to."
Wow! A Joseph Lai anime! Just watching this makes me smile, and this thing has Godfrey Ho written all over it. I wonder how much, if any, he or Tang had to do with the production.
Can someone explain to me what's happening to their eyes at 1:55 please?! I've studied animation for 2 years and even I don't know what's going on.
Fed up, underpaid animators sabotaging the production to get even on their bosses? I have no idea :)
1:09 ~ Hey, it's Nikita Khrushchev.
Eddie Miller WatDefok! Hahaha nif sosig.
I love how the tanks are all "hey, screw this movie, we're out"
I'm so tempted to try YTPing this now...
You don't have to, this in itself is a YTP
"We've been losing the war." 2:00
"And I have genital herpes. :)" - BennetTheSage
Now to destroy them TO VICTORY
1:14-1:34
I love how they keep switching seats.
I thought "Joseph Lai" was one of Godfrey Ho's pseudonyms...
Things like this make me question the reality itself. What were they thinking?!
Remember when Walrusguy made quality content like this?
This is the most dramatically beautiful piece of art I have and will see in my lifetime
I can't believe I actually bought and watched this movie. Best/Worst thing I've ever seen.
Like if JelloApocalypse sent yo- FUCK YOU!
JelloApocalypse
Hey you.
Woah, basically 8 years ago...
JelloApocalypse well I’ll be
What the blinking flip is wrong with the eyes of the kids at 1.59???
1:59
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Phew, I was afraid I'd be inter- SPACE THUNDER KIDS
Perfect. This movie is just perfect. No need for pooping, editing, or anything. It's already been done.
3 or 4 Korean rip off movies, some very badly drawn rolled into one and dubbed by Omni Productions (possibly). What more could you want from a bad film? :D
It's actually more like 7 or 8. And some of them would be just as bad as Space Thunder Kids save for the fact they're more consistent.
Anybody who comes up that says that the latest summer blockbuster movies are moronic. Well!
You haven't seen Korean Rip Off movies yet. Compared to that Transformers is a masterpiece.
OtakuMegane You can tell how many by their animation styles or lack thereof.
So basically "Voltron; Blazing Star of the ohnevermind. :P
Some things are better left kept in Seoul, it seems.
You're forgetting Space Transformer, or as we all call it DIATRON 5. It's probably the best out of all of them. I had to go to the bathroom several times while watching it.
He calls for all forces to retreat for a Klondike Bar
The only way to get full appreciation of this quality Joseph Lai production is to watch it back to back with a few of his other impossibly cheap and sloppy 'Koreanime' splice-jobs, such as Defenders of Universe and Protectors of Space. You may not emerge with your sanity fully intact; but the tears of laughter will make the journey more than worthwhile.
... and if you're feeling masochistic, follow it up with some "classic" Godfrey Ho (who used the same cheap techniques), like NINJA TERMINATOR.
"So here we go!"
(Wormholes into ship)
"DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-me at 3:02
This is what the professors at the end are saying:
Purple: "That's right. No one will ever again use terrorism to try to impose their will on the whole universe."
Blue: "I'm glad you feel that way. Now the process of rebuilding must begin. Let us structure a new universe with no weapons of mass destruction and where the leaders bow to the will of the people, not the other way around."
Purple: "Let us work together to forge a lasting peace."
@LikaLaruku The actual title is "Space Battleship Yamato". When the TV series was brought over to the US it was called "Star Blazers".
It's like watching someone make their very first attempts at figuring out animation and timing right before your eyes. And listening to a bunch of people hired off of Craiglist for $20-50 each to spend one hour reading off of scripts they've never seen before in one take.
I remember watching this from this recommendation with a buddy while getting drunk on Canadian Mist. Fuckin' A, man, feels like a lifetime ago.
The tanks roll for about a minute and are never seen again! I laughed hysterically.
The tank scene was awesome!
AH PWOTEST AH PWOTEST AH PWOTEST!!!!
"Slams shoe on table*
A miwitawy waunch misaiul agins spud nayshun!
I'm so glad that I'm not the only person who has seen this movie.
Best $1 I've ever spent, for sure.
Other possible title for this video:
"Robotech could have been worse. Much worse."
This ranks right up there with that Turkish Rambo movie!
Defenders in Space is also on the archive. Same sort of thing.
Thanks for spoiling the ending, now I have no reason to watch.
this is like if zero wing became an anime.
Most people CLOSE their eyes when they blink; not open them really wide.
The random awkward silences make it golden.
The best awkward silence scenes you'll ever find.
1:43 - 1:49
Transcribed: Arthritis retreat. Off-limits for treats.
Now to destroy them to victory!!
*hours of driving*
doctor kahn?
KAAAAAAAAAHN!!
Space Thunder Kids: Will the courage of a brave few be enough to rid the day?
I guess the tanks were hiding in a tunnel so they wouldn't have to fight.
You'd think with how many times the narrator says "SPACE THUNDER KIDS!" that these were snippets from a tv show, and that was the intro for each episode. But no, this is a _film_ . They added those narrator cut-ins in a _film_ !
This isn't how the actual movie is edited. All of those "SPACE THUNDER KIDS!!!" title shouts are from the film's trailer.
Ah, St. Nicholas of Walstrom, Patron Saint of Poops, has appeared to me and given me an early Christmas gift! Thank you!
lol Someone get this movie to the Rifftrax staff! XD
definately watching this movie as soon as possible.
I want to be a space thunder kid when I grow up
WALRUS GUY LIVES ON
The related videos are amazing as well, especially the "Tron sequence"
Right, downloading this now.
I love how towards the end it became that Tron-like anime and that pirate chick comes from nowhere (like everything in this abomination) and kills the dark emperor.
ALL UNITS RETREAT.
ALL UNITS RETREAT.
1:57
loving the animator's fuck up the eyes
This is some impressive dubbing
YOU'RE BACK!
And I'm not surprised this is at Wal-Mart. I'm not.
stunning audio effects :O
ALL FIGHTERS RETREAT XD
omg their maunths start to move when the other hasn't even finished speaking
i bee asleep at the tank bit lol
This hurts my soul
I have a feeling that all the voices are done with just one person.
OH GOD! THE INTRO IS FROM "RIVALS OF THE SILVER FOX"!
Dammit Walrus I practically choked on my breakfast.
lets work together to forge elastic pants
Folks, this is what happens when you hire the in-house maintenance staff to dub the voices.
wow just wow
this is a start for a new youtube poop sensation!!!
The dialogue would have made me swear this was either a fan dub or an abridged series if I hadn't read your description O_o
Wowzers on that tank sequence.
uuhh.. i think i'm okay with dieing without ever having lived, so long as i never have to watch this in it's entirety.
im sure that the tanks ran out of fuel before they entered the battlefield
LMAO He went for a quick costume change while the other guys were talking.
This has to be the most hilarious unintentional funny thing ever.
I want those three minutes of my life back.
The doc ordered us back and that's just what we gotta DOOO!
@Mizagium It certainly does sound like one sentence though I assume it was suppose to be a space between "them" and "to".
"All fighters retreat! ......... All fighters retreat!" LMAO
so this is where Anno gets his inspiration .
Some hilarious transcribe at around 1:00
"States Underpants!"
"if people do not battle, between good and people!"
I regret having space thunder kids on DVD. However the dub is damn hilarious.
Features cameos by Voltron.
SOLAR MECH 1 IS DESTORYING ALL OF OUR SHIPS ONE AFTER ANOTHER
Is the "one after another" bit realy necessary?
went to amazon and bought this for 50 cents. Thanks. Now I've got something watch on halloween XD
Im sure it somehow links back to Vincent Dawn regardless
Thanks man, and it is good to know you are still a CZcamsr, a ghost, but a youtuber the same.
all fighters retreat... ALL FIGHTERS RETREAT
this is something the nostalgia critic would watch and review!!!!!!!
I have 4 of these 1 dollar Korean Cartoons! They're so awesome!
Give him an all out coordinated attack.
(1 seconds later)
All fighers retreat!
(1 more seconds later)
All fighters retreat!
2:23 It's The King's "You saved Me!" Face
LMAO i just love how the guy sitting next to him has no facial expression what so ever