Getting Better At Saying No | Sarah Millican

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  • čas přidán 17. 07. 2023
  • If a cashier asks what your email address is, don't give them the satisfaction of a response.
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Komentáře • 305

  • @angelacretten2112
    @angelacretten2112 Před 10 měsíci +276

    Saying no to the queen to get a kitten ; you got your priorities straight ! Kittens are AWESOME 😂

    • @cherylcouch8543
      @cherylcouch8543 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Absolutely! Kittens rock!❤

    • @Seraphus87
      @Seraphus87 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Though if there were an opportunity involving Charles and an unannounced box of eggs, I would probably postpone the kitten pickup.
      (If you don't understand, google Charles and eggs)

    • @cassieoz1702
      @cassieoz1702 Před 10 měsíci +3

      But they turn into cats ...

    • @cherylcouch8543
      @cherylcouch8543 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @Seraphus87 I just read about Charles and eggs and it did not dissapoint. Lol

    • @MariaBareiss
      @MariaBareiss Před 10 měsíci

      Google "Kirby" by Aesop for a cute kitten song and video!❤

  • @annieesther8405
    @annieesther8405 Před 10 měsíci +328

    All jokes aside, setting boundaries is so important for our mental health.

    • @_TheDudeAbides_
      @_TheDudeAbides_ Před 10 měsíci +20

      Absolutely! As we grow older, we often realize we can say no to more things than we thought when we were young.

    • @dimitaryanakiev8707
      @dimitaryanakiev8707 Před 8 měsíci +3

      it's good to set our boundaries as children with parents as well...

    • @blw957
      @blw957 Před 7 měsíci

      @@dimitaryanakiev8707 MOST DEFINITELY!

    • @johannebaker9730
      @johannebaker9730 Před 2 měsíci +1

  • @lindaj5492
    @lindaj5492 Před 10 měsíci +34

    “No apology, no explanation” 👍

  • @dorothylloyd1804
    @dorothylloyd1804 Před 10 měsíci +194

    I honestly laugh out loud to Sarahs videos. This rarely happens.

  • @AniMin82
    @AniMin82 Před 10 měsíci +160

    The thing with the cars is mandatory in Belgium and the Netherlands. It's called "ritsen" or zippering, meaning everyone stays in their lane and at the end one of each lane can go through the bottleneck, one at a time.

    • @KevinWMoor
      @KevinWMoor Před 10 měsíci +45

      It's also how it should be treated in the UK - but sadly the country is full of self declared traffic police that misunderstand road use

    • @Rainbowgrrl
      @Rainbowgrrl Před 10 měsíci +10

      It should be mandatory in other places too, like for perth Western Australia for instance, where merging seems to be rocket science…

    • @kerstinzander5101
      @kerstinzander5101 Před 10 měsíci +22

      It's now also mandatory in Germany. Not all people know of or care about that, though. 😊

    • @CH_Warrior89
      @CH_Warrior89 Před 10 měsíci +34

      I love Sarah Millican, funny woman, but that attitude regarding zip merging has to change. Why cause a bigger traffic jam? Utilise the lanes up until the actual closure. Someone will let you in. My fiancé utilised a lane up until it’s closure and people in the long queue waiting started pulling their cars out at an angle to try and stop him, if they caused him to hit them, they would be at fault.

    • @jlastname7759
      @jlastname7759 Před 10 měsíci +10

      In Australia if you are merging into someone else’s lane and u hit them, it’s your fault, not theirs. Plenty of ppl try to push in anyway, but they do so at their own risk. I think a lot of ppl don’t realise and think the other person should give way bcuz the person trying to merge’s lane is running out - nope, there’s no such obligation. If u wanna be a 🍆, the road rules are on your side.

  • @echognomecal6742
    @echognomecal6742 Před 10 měsíci +17

    Queen finds out: "Well if it had been a Corgi puppy, I'd understand!"

  • @VersieKilgannon
    @VersieKilgannon Před 8 měsíci +9

    "Very thrushy" 😂
    Finally, someone who gets me lol

  • @itsacarolbthing5221
    @itsacarolbthing5221 Před 10 měsíci +46

    The last time I went out for a meal, I was served the meal on a slate, and I sent it back telling them to serve it on a plate. They said they couldn't do that, so I refused to pay. They found a plate surprisingly quickly. And I got a free dessert!

    • @becky2235
      @becky2235 Před 4 měsíci

      A slate? What like just a flat piece of metal?

    • @itsacarolbthing5221
      @itsacarolbthing5221 Před 4 měsíci

      @@becky2235 like a piece of slate you'd have as flooring.

    • @AcbTyson
      @AcbTyson Před měsícem +1

      Similar thing happened to me. I sent it back to the kitchen. It took ages to come back (it was rice, I wanted it in a bowl). They said they had trouble finding a bowl!!!

  • @BanjoPixelSnack
    @BanjoPixelSnack Před 10 měsíci +11

    “And they bring you your dinner on a bit of fuckin’ roof” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nickd9270
    @nickd9270 Před 10 měsíci +18

    I fkin love you 😂😂
    I am on the bus and people are staring at me laughing 😂😂

  • @1midnightfish
    @1midnightfish Před 10 měsíci +10

    As someone who does love stationery more than fucking life itself, it's wonderful to know I share a passion with this really cool woman 😂

  • @Barendanwedh
    @Barendanwedh Před 10 měsíci +24

    Guinea pigs and rabbits are wonderful, misunderstood and sensitive creatures that need a lot of care, company of their own kind, attention and vet care. ❤

    • @NaeniaNightingale
      @NaeniaNightingale Před 2 měsíci

      And a big cage and not the shoebox that the pet store recommends -.-

  • @lorenpaschall-smith8208
    @lorenpaschall-smith8208 Před měsícem +2

    I thought I saw all her shows, but this is new material for me. I laugh so hard

  • @adamstrider274
    @adamstrider274 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Love your comedy dear, you have a fan in Columbus, Ohio , USA 😊

  • @VailsMom
    @VailsMom Před 10 měsíci +18

    Sarah has mastered the nun’s “No.” She’s clearly learned to channel Catholic girls’ school principal nun energy for the “No.”

  • @rhysodunloe2463
    @rhysodunloe2463 Před 10 měsíci +21

    I know it's comedy BUT in a zip-merging you have to stay in your lane until the very end and then change lanes. One going straight, one changing lane, one going straight, one changing lane... That's the correct and effective way. Just think of a zipper on your clothes. You want the teeth to interlock neatly one after the other. If they don't your zipper will get stuck or rip open in a very inconvenient moment.

    • @ihateunicorns867
      @ihateunicorns867 Před 10 měsíci +8

      Yeah. I love Sarah, but that bit made me cringe a bit. You're meant to stay in lane and then merge in turn at the point where your lane closes.

    • @ObsessedMGirl
      @ObsessedMGirl Před 8 měsíci +5

      This 😅 I was like, thats how it works love❤ 😅

    • @garywagner2466
      @garywagner2466 Před 7 měsíci

      Maybe. But she’s talking about the c*nts who see the sign but dash up the right lane because it is now empty, believing they will now be ahead of all the morons who tried to do the right thing. Those people can sit at the base of the sign until they die and rot.

  • @Ayeshteni
    @Ayeshteni Před 10 měsíci +15

    Never watched a Sarah Millican set without a happy grin constantly on my face...

  • @All-Hail-Gayle
    @All-Hail-Gayle Před 10 měsíci +12

    I was told by a store employee that they HAD TO HAVE MY PHONE # to complete a purchase. I gave them someone else's and won't go back.

    • @echognomecal6742
      @echognomecal6742 Před 10 měsíci +5

      I tell them I don't have a phone in a sad voice looking embarrassed if they get insistent.

  • @gavinsmith9022
    @gavinsmith9022 Před 10 měsíci +7

    Was howling at the audi TT joke, she is so right.🤣

  • @izzycharles8616
    @izzycharles8616 Před 10 měsíci +15

    Fucking national treasure! Sarah must be protected at all costs ❤❤❤

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Being a parent helps you learn to say 'no". My favorite phrase to persistent kid requests was: "No" is a complete sentence."

  • @robertschwartz4810
    @robertschwartz4810 Před 10 měsíci +9

    I say no to online questionnaires. Whatever you buy, from a toothbrush to a mattress, they ask you to fill one out!

  • @lolalarue
    @lolalarue Před 10 měsíci +18

    Finally had some time to sit down and catch up on some laughs. I almost choked on my scotch tea a few times at some of your jokes. You, my baby, are a tremendous talent. Love, Lola LaRue

  • @LeeLeesBanter
    @LeeLeesBanter Před 8 měsíci +5

    I love this woman! She's bloody brilliant!😂❤

  • @ptosky
    @ptosky Před 10 měsíci +19

    Sarah I love ya! You're amazing and I laughed out loud for real! I will try to get better at saying no and be strong like you!

  • @lindasnyder2774
    @lindasnyder2774 Před 10 měsíci +9

    She has nailed it, life and the consequences, and it’s hilarious!

  • @Nite-owl
    @Nite-owl Před 10 měsíci +259

    Hilarious, but my inner pedant has to mention that, according to the RAC: "While motorists on the inside lane might think they're doing the right thing, it can be more beneficial to continue using the open lane until the last minute, utilising all of the available road and then 'merging in turn' at the point at which the road narrows to a single lane." Theory test pro state: "In congested road conditions do not change lanes unnecessarily. Merging in turn is recommended but only if safe and appropriate when vehicles are travelling at a very low speed, e.g. when approaching road works or a road traffic incident. It is not recommended at high speed.” - Rule 134, Lane Discipline, Highway Code. By not merging correctly, studies show that we create more congestion because we leave the closing lane unused for longer. It can lead to one lane of gridlocked traffic instead of two lanes of slow moving traffic." Don't shoot the messenger, I also tend to behave as Sarah does 😂

    • @soulsparkadventures
      @soulsparkadventures Před 10 měsíci +22

      Ever considered getting a hobby 😅😅

    • @GerhardtRoos
      @GerhardtRoos Před 10 měsíci +22

      ​@@soulsparkadventures Clearly that is the hobby 😂

    • @ianweniger6620
      @ianweniger6620 Před 10 měsíci +11

      my hobby is getting rid of my car so I have more money and time to watch Sarah videos

    • @ginvr
      @ginvr Před 10 měsíci +48

      Absolutely correct, it's a shame around 70% of drivers are ignorant and angry in there attempt to cause long jams

    • @Nite-owl
      @Nite-owl Před 10 měsíci +23

      @@GerhardtRoos Pedantry is a very undervalued hobby 🤣

  • @jacqueskotze2382
    @jacqueskotze2382 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Sarah, you make my soul smile!

  • @andreasmith8735
    @andreasmith8735 Před 2 měsíci

    The hand gesture you made is hysterical. You are, and will always be my favorite comedian Sarah!

  • @droberts1664
    @droberts1664 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Omg i love this lady, she is so funny. I laugh so hard

  • @glakiteejit1718
    @glakiteejit1718 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Absolutely brilliant !!

  • @stickboy9475
    @stickboy9475 Před 8 měsíci +1

    very funny. one of the few i can listen to repeatedly.

  • @Wisegirl357
    @Wisegirl357 Před 3 měsíci +1

    loved this

  • @blotski
    @blotski Před 10 měsíci +24

    I hate to be serious when I know this is about laughing but if I caught Sarah doing what she was talking about in traffic when I was on duty I'd pull her aside and give her a warning. Getting into the 'open lane' early is the wrong thing to do and causes the traffic jam to be sometimes twice as long as it should be. The correct thing to do is to use ALL lanes and merge in a zipper fashion at the last moment. This allows all available space to be used and reduces the congestion. People are loath to do this because they feel it's cheating but also because of the aggressive reactions of others described by Sarah here.
    Lastly, the road belongs to all of us. Not one square metre belongs to one person more than another. The object is to share it nicely and get home safely. Driving as though it's your duty to punish anyone who's doing anything you judge to be wrong, for example by not letting them onto a part of the road you've decided belongs to you, is just bad driving.

    • @blotski
      @blotski Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@lydinmontreal Sorry, still not sure if you get this. Merging is supposed to be exactly that. People should use both lanes and at the front where the two lines of traffic meet they should merge in a 'zip' fashion. This causes less congestion because it uses all the available road space. What mostly happens is that people pull over to the one lane far too early and cause a longer tailback than necessary. Those who do it properly are seen as cheats and get the reaction both you and Sarah talk about. You're doing it wrong not the so-called cheats.

  • @msredux
    @msredux Před 10 měsíci +12

    I needed a laugh and I came her, you never dissappoint

  • @altuck4x4
    @altuck4x4 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Sarah is awesome. Love her to bits 😊

  • @ifiknewthen13
    @ifiknewthen13 Před 10 měsíci +4

    This is the ONLY way to start the day😂😂😂

  • @shoshanasilberstein1904
    @shoshanasilberstein1904 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I can't get enough of her!;!

  • @lm448
    @lm448 Před 4 měsíci +2

    You are great! I love your shows. Now I need a microphone for when I say NO up close it sounds realllyyy convincing LOL! 💐

  • @robertkerby2581
    @robertkerby2581 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Funny, funny, funny!
    Thank you, Sara!

  • @keztukariri
    @keztukariri Před 10 měsíci +5

    🤣🤣🤣 brilliant as always!!!

  • @clare3094
    @clare3094 Před 10 měsíci +10

    Getting served chips in a mini shopping trolley really p's me off. Why? Love your vids 😂😂

  • @oli720-oli
    @oli720-oli Před 10 měsíci +11

    😂😂😂 just so funny....thank u for reviving my chuckle muscle

  • @TheRm65
    @TheRm65 Před 10 měsíci

    Great material.

  • @shell-westaustralia8522
    @shell-westaustralia8522 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Hadn't seen this. You are hilarious 😂

  • @jvickery9623
    @jvickery9623 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Sarah Millican! You are amazing 👏 ❤️ 😂💯👌👍

  • @Rainbowgrrl
    @Rainbowgrrl Před 10 měsíci +6

    I really bloody love you Sarah Millicsn!!

  • @Calciyum88
    @Calciyum88 Před 10 měsíci +12

    Loved the part with the kitten. Would definitely have done the same! 😊
    Also, I don't recommend watching this while brushing your teeth. You could die. 😂

  • @wandalee5010
    @wandalee5010 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Secret to happiness! NO!

    • @cherrytate7149
      @cherrytate7149 Před 2 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 .💯💯💯💯💯

  • @mike-zh4kf
    @mike-zh4kf Před 8 měsíci +2

    We all love ya hon, keep it up!!!!

  • @markduggan3451
    @markduggan3451 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I really needed that laugh then. You should be prescribed by the NHS.

  • @queenchaeyeon
    @queenchaeyeon Před 10 měsíci

    ‏‪0:36‬‏ YES.

  • @georgehand
    @georgehand Před 10 měsíci +5

    I"m like you Sarah if something is locked in my diary there's no chance I'm moving it for anything or anyone!!!!

  • @andrewhockney
    @andrewhockney Před 9 měsíci

    Sarah 😘just want to say from a brit living in oz we love you x still remember seeing you test out your first sets for Edinburgh fringe in Bristol 😜 Anyway big hugs keep doing you and come see us all in oz
    FYI your mind will be blown with the biscuits and cakes here and don’t get me started on the ices creams 🤯wtf
    Love ya

  • @legendsofmia
    @legendsofmia Před 10 měsíci +7

    I’m sitting for some Guinea pigs this weekend and. Can confirm, they’re. They’re too much.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 10 měsíci

      Weep! Weep! Weep! All night long

  • @strangerrose538
    @strangerrose538 Před 9 měsíci

    Hilarious TY x

  • @cw6043
    @cw6043 Před 10 měsíci

    Wise words

  • @bethechange4040
    @bethechange4040 Před 10 měsíci

    brilliant

  • @ericmarshall2991
    @ericmarshall2991 Před 5 měsíci

    incredible

  • @rebecaprat712
    @rebecaprat712 Před 10 měsíci

    Lol thanks for the smile

  • @AnnaAnna-uc2ff
    @AnnaAnna-uc2ff Před 10 měsíci

    Thanks.

  • @DeborahOlander
    @DeborahOlander Před 10 měsíci +9

    I'm so proud of you. I am working towards this same skill.

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson Před 10 měsíci +4

    Do you ever read the Comments, Sarah?
    "NO!" 😁

  • @alannewman6878
    @alannewman6878 Před 8 měsíci

    And your email address...?? I said IRRELEVANT!! 😮😅❤

  • @cabrown308
    @cabrown308 Před měsícem

    I too have adored good stationery since I was a kid (I’m 77)

  • @CHAOTICREATIONS
    @CHAOTICREATIONS Před měsícem

    Precious

  • @rhiannon8424
    @rhiannon8424 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Merge in turn!

  • @jonahrm
    @jonahrm Před 10 měsíci

    Funny and/but wise.

  • @fionamortimore1704
    @fionamortimore1704 Před 8 měsíci

    Oh Sarah, how you make me laugh 😂😂😂. You are my DLS, because I am a non-sweary mature woman, who in extreme circumstances may say 'Damn'. 😊😊

  • @ronstar82smith90
    @ronstar82smith90 Před 8 měsíci

    I feel this soooooooo much got birthdays and a wedding invite soo and i am seriously thinking nope nope nope cant be arsed at all

  • @cijmo
    @cijmo Před 10 měsíci +1

    Funny, I just came across the pin that I got at your show that said "No". I actually started saying that about the same time you did. Especially when I decline an invitation and they ask why not. You don't get to ask that. I said 'no', that's a sentence.

  • @meganlowri7153
    @meganlowri7153 Před 8 měsíci

    My year from school wants to do a 10 year reunion next year and I was like No!

  • @Xxx-sl3mk
    @Xxx-sl3mk Před 3 měsíci

    Fabulous Woman… love you SARAHxxx🎉

  • @sheilagarrido8204
    @sheilagarrido8204 Před 4 měsíci

    Goes too fast 6:48 😢
    I was just getting comfy and into the swing😅.
    You're a genius ❤💯👏👏

  • @Danka42
    @Danka42 Před 10 měsíci

    "I love stationary more than life itself."
    I wanna be you when I grow up ❤

  • @dawnedawe5337
    @dawnedawe5337 Před 9 měsíci

    You’re lovely warm and friendly

  • @CaroleCanada
    @CaroleCanada Před 10 měsíci

    You. Are. Hilarious!!

  • @LoveEarthHereAndNow
    @LoveEarthHereAndNow Před 10 měsíci

    #Respect

  • @sherryhesner5940
    @sherryhesner5940 Před 10 měsíci +1

  • @dollyandsandy
    @dollyandsandy Před 10 měsíci

    You are so funny

  • @antonymills-946
    @antonymills-946 Před 10 měsíci +1

    You're funny. ❤⚡😆

  • @jbvmpsmtr5488
    @jbvmpsmtr5488 Před 10 měsíci

    I've missed you 🤣

  • @awenbunny
    @awenbunny Před 10 měsíci

    I drive a little yellow TT. I thought we were friends 😢 love you Sarah ❤

  • @joan783
    @joan783 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Slates rather than plates, hate that! Was once served a Scotch Egg (round) on a slate. You guessed it, rolled off onto my lap when the server tried to put it down.

  • @nicklindsay3418
    @nicklindsay3418 Před 10 měsíci

    ❤❤❤

  • @diane9247
    @diane9247 Před 10 měsíci

    Sarah Milliken for Queen. (I'm not even British!)

  • @wolfie_75
    @wolfie_75 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I love stationary.

  • @wd9dau
    @wd9dau Před 10 měsíci +4

    In the US I call these people “ME FIRSTERS”!

  • @sandrapearson728
    @sandrapearson728 Před 9 měsíci

    Stationery is just the very best thing on the planet

  • @thomash2806
    @thomash2806 Před 3 měsíci

    In Germany it’s considered an efficient use of space to fill both lanes up to the last possible moment then do a ‘zip’: one vehicle from one lane, then one from the other etc. Just goes to show! 😂

  • @franticranter
    @franticranter Před 8 měsíci

    I have a throwaway account I use when they ask for one at the till

  • @DevinGates
    @DevinGates Před 10 měsíci

    @3:00 .....yes?

  • @muziekjes6811
    @muziekjes6811 Před 10 měsíci

    2:35 "I say no to notebooks" What's that in your had, Sarah?

  • @Rainbowofthefallen
    @Rainbowofthefallen Před 10 měsíci

    💙❤️🧡

  • @knownothing5518
    @knownothing5518 Před 9 měsíci

    The Geordi now leaves your body when you say no 😂

  • @autumnstormhp2071
    @autumnstormhp2071 Před 7 měsíci

    👍

  • @nrthernbloke9462
    @nrthernbloke9462 Před 9 měsíci

    😂

  • @alisonmccrady9289
    @alisonmccrady9289 Před 10 měsíci

    🤣

  • @angelr2404
    @angelr2404 Před 9 měsíci

    I love you.

  • @ar4498
    @ar4498 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I had a meal brought to me on a warm slate and when i cut my food the slate broke in half.