The Master Knife: A Master-ful Fractal of Terrible Knifemaking
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- čas přidán 18. 03. 2017
- I have a thing for terrible knives, but today, we look at a knife which is not only terrible, but gets more terrible the closer you look at it. I present to you, the Master.
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Somewhere in the world there is a 14 year old with one of these, and they think it's the coolest thing ever.
He did and his name was pat and he lived bad life decisions. He's a fire fighter now.
Remind me of the old me
Well, it ain't me.
😂😂😂
WalkOn Bye
I would never carry this piece of shit. The only thing I might use it for is cutting food but maybe not even that.
The existence of this knife has raised the Z Hunters quality level significantly .
kerryrwac 😂
I came here to type something very similar to this.
😂😂😂
kerryrwac this makes a z hunter look like a norseman
This looks like something 8 year old me would draw on my binder at lunch!
16 year old me would have drawn this shit during math.
I would have drawn a fixed blade version at math two
Truck stops are full of knives like that. Mom goes pee, Dad fills the car up, and the 13 year old boy finds one of these and decides he has to have one.
"the succ just gets deeper there"
- Nick Shabazz, March 2017
I've seen Neolithic flint knives that predate the invention of the wheel that were better cutting tools than this.
The Spyderco "Ug-3000BC"
I've made stone knives with a claw hammer that are better than this. I am no flint knapping artist. WHACK...BOOM. Shaves hair...sparks on carbon steel...charcloth....done
Your scientist concentrated more on it that could they do it more than should they do it.
super nerdy comment: but i took an anthropology class and my professor demonstrated flint making on a side of lamb and tore the shit out of his hand. the question was not of sharpness but of material science and the fact that it doesn't hold its edge well, but is nevertheless razor sharp and sliced meat like butter
@@HollywoodTacticool
I think we all knew before your comment that a rock knife doesn't hold edge as well as a steel knife, don't you think? ;P
I think you mispronounced the name Nick. The little tail clearly makes it spell "Masper."
That's what I saw. I am so bookmarking this page - I haven't laughed this hard in ages. I have to wonder if the knife maker wasn't just trolling us. It's just brilliant on so many levels.
Marshallaw123
The horror of your picture, am speechless. Go hug a knife.
Fuller Crane I pity the fool that don't ride a unicorn!
-head explodes/ They don't exist.
marshalllaw123
I actually thought it said masper when I first saw it
I feel like I just listened to someone having a mental breakdown 😂
After some time with Nick you learn his phrase “It’s a beautiful thing” has many different meanings
So I'm pretty sure I used to own that exact knife, not another knife of the same model but that knife. It was gifted to me as a Xmas present when I was 14 and I lost it by letting a friend "borrow it." I Remember thinking that knife was the shit. I am pretty sure you can blame 14 year old me for stripping those bolts, and loosening the pivot so I could wrist flick it open, hence the duct tape on the stopping pin. As a former owner of that knife, you have permission to open it. What a piece.
really???
Peter cook / we should make a movie about this knife
Whoever stole it did you a favour
10 year olds at NC flea markets are soon parted with their money💀💀
If I was you Mr. cook I would trace that knife down and offer a blank check.
How do you make talking about a knife this entertaining? You sir, are a sorcerer!
The stop pin wrapped in duct tape....
Jmuk35 😂😂 wow
That's a whole other level of shitty
This is possibly the most incredibly AWESOME knife review I have ever seen! Thank you Nick and Dominic!!!!!
Never thought I would say this, but I'll take the Z-Hunter over this knife any day of the week.
Nick that's a early emerson custom
Early?
Nick Shabazz I'm confused by the question here
in other words they're current customs are just as bad.
I'm just throwing shade on current Emerson custom build quality. It bests this, but not by so much.
Nick Shabazz I feel stupid for not getting that
Predator called, he wants his knife back.
I had hardly any knowledge about what makes a good/bad knife before watching this video, but watching you tear apart every little detail about this knife and point out exactly why it's bad made my day better.
Easy Nick! I'm sitting here watching this review, and waiting to hear you pass out from the over excitement.
Remember to breathe when you review such a disaster in the knife world. You are my favorite reviewer on youtube.
Take care my friend.
I love these sucky knife videos. Makes me appreciate my good old spyderco
Lol your shitty spyderco/Byrd knife/ gas station knife
@@ilikeknafs9563 byrds are actually pretty good for the price. They aren't the best but for the price they aren't half bad.
ganzos are actually pretty good for the price. They aren't the best but for the price they aren't half bad.
You missed the best feature of this knife. It's also a front flipper!
Looks like the Grinsmo bros have some stiff competition.
This isn't a knife.... this is a masterpiece!
"...really beats the cake."
Either you don't know how to eat cake, or we're referring to the OTHER meaning of "cake".
Tyler Beecher Mort from family guy here is not a smart guy haven't u watched the show I think he ment takes the cake
Takes. He meant takes
It beats the cake because it can't cut it...
That little character on the blade looks like a demon with down-syndrome, designed by someone with down-syndrome and etched on the knife by an individual with multiple sclerosis.
mkgrl the knife looks like a blind kid with Parkinson's made it…
Matthew Howard lol
That would be an insult to people with Down-syndrome. Nothing could be this retarded
@@jimmyf1312 right. Stop insulting retarded people. This knife was PURPOSELY made in some shit Shoppe in China who understands what American consumers and tactical operators who watch too many movies are looking for.
I ran across this video by accident and omfg I love this guy's voice.
Oh and thank you Domintc for sending Nick this masterpiece, it just scares me to think somebody made this, maybe Fractalstein.
Legend has it, a 10 year old bought this somewhere and swears up and down to his friends it’s high quality
This monstrosity needs to start its own B-grade film franchise like Sharknado.
_"When you thought we could not suck any worse, we present to you, in 3D: Masternado - The Mandelbrot Reckoning"_
This knife makes the Z-Hunter look like a Norseman
after watching this, my ozark tan flipper looks like a god dang Sabenza........
“Every part of this knife is just screaming, I have made poor life decisions!!!” Brilliant!
“ every part of this knife is screaming I have made poor life decisions !” 😂😂😂😂😂 great video Nick.. great video.
you know the idiots that always comments "cant believe you spent 400 dollars on a pocket knife" and "a knife is purely a tool" yeah this is the knives they buy xD
poisoncobra7 Oh, I don't know about that. I certainly ball at a $400 dollar (or a $200 dollar, or a $75 dollar) knife, doesn't mean I don't want an okay $30 dollar knife made with some consideration. :P
You're probably just blind for a decent knife.
poisoncobra7 a mora companion is a perfectly serviceable knife for under 30 dollars
same with balisongs.
Look at Ganzo knives with an axis lock, there tough as nails and under 20 bucks
If I was told it had been purchased at a dollar store, I'd have to ask how many were in the package.
This is probably one of my favorite of your videos
That fractal of suck was pretty hilarious; but man your sense of humor is amazing. Like nothing I've ever seen, I haven't laughed this loud in a while xD. Had me rolling! Thank you for the entertainment. Liked and subbed.
87 thousand views only costed 5 dollars. Actually worth it in the end
Still better than anything coming out of medfords shop...
This is glorious. This is "The Room" of knives. YOU'RE TEARING ME APART NICK!
that was one of the best knife reviews ever ! very enjoyable thanks Nick !
Nick ... Your best video review ever lol
"With a 110% lockup"
That really made me laugh, Nick :D
Oh Nick, thank you so much for making me cry with laughter, please keep on doing these hilarious reviews, the reference to fractal was totally inspired. It is true that most comedy is surreal.
Watching this 3 years after upload, rolling on the literal floor laughing, I can't help but think, "Thank goodness I started watching Nick Shabazz' videos a couple of months ago."
This knife is a Chin Cee Demon. I paid $250 for it on eBay. Personally, I think you were a little rough on it. It's my EDC and I really love it.
Bahaha.
Jeff Liss W
That’s $250 you’ll never get back- shoulda bought a benchmade
is this supposed to be sarcasm or are you actually dumb
Jeff Liss
I hope you’re kidding
$250 really???
Dumpster-fire with a pocket clip
One of your best vids Nick, really enjoyable! Hahahaha
This is just fantastic. So much fun to watch.
I thought the mark was a kitten at first
Have you seen any of the WE knives? Awesome build quality. Very well built knives. And they are a Chinese company.
He's reviewed one, along with several Kizers and Reates.
Yeah it's not the fact that this knife is Chinese that's the problem...it's just that it's a piece of shit.
This was featured on Fark today, and you've got a new subscriber.
The most hilarious knife review I've seen! Thank you! 😀
The Woody Allen of knife reviewers
Spud Jr. First fuckin thing I thought when he started ranting. I found it thoroughly entertaining.
Fidel Cashflow lol ikr
"I've neva seen a knife that was so bad--I mean so bad--my therapist is still hearing about this knife to this day..."
Is it bad that I want it?
TheA77Way $100
It looks like a cartoon shark with a broken jaw. I can't express how glad I am that I finally realized how awesome your content is. You are a hilarious dude!!!! Thank you. I will always be a loyal subscriber.
Found some more info on this gem. Turns out the designer is an Australian guy named Thomas Baiter. Apparently this dude's a little off his rocker; works out of an "herbal medicine" shop called Master Baiter's Remedies. All of his knife prototypes are developed in the back room.
i would buy that knife for 40 dollars just for a conversation starter/ novelty
You sound to be of Jewish decent
Nick- Those aren't serrations but chips in the blade. The gimping was needed so you can choke-up on the knife. The steel is some of the finest Chinese pot metal. The duct tape makes it a multi-tool. I think you'll like the serrated version better.
Omg this vid is probably the best vid ever on CZcams, I was dead laughing, thank you for this 😂😂😂
I saw one of these on ebay awhile back and I cringed and sent the link to so many people. I am so glad someone did a video on this.
Good god, the attention to detail is impeccable, even the bit where master looks like masPer.
I haven't laughed so hard in years! Thank you Nick!
thank you Nick, I needed this laughed so hard
Ha! That's awesome! Never throw it away, it's too funny! I'd love to show up and pull that out to my knife buddies like "hey man, check out this new tactical blade!" all serious and see their reaction. lol
Thank you so much. I laughed until I cried and that sir I needed. That's a beautiful thing
Amazing. Nice job Nick
Awesome video Nick...I literally started laughing out loud as you were describing this”knife”. I’m not entirely sure what the overall purpose of this knife is, but to each his own.
You NEED to make a video of cut tests between this and the Z-hunter! Just wear some very, very cut proof gloves.
you crack me up, i love watching your videos
This is by far... my favorite video from Nick.
I have this knife but in black. Got it when I was like 13yrs in downtown Los Angeles in some alley. Think I paid $7 for it. Still in my collection.
Lol, subbed, I need more of this guys rants.
omg this made me laugh so hard. this knife deserves to be framed just so you can look at it every day and make you appreciate what you have in life, because no matter what it cant be as bad as this knife. also if its framed, you will never be tempted to take it out and give it one more chance to disappoint you. great video nick. keep it up
Lmfao god dam bro you made my day with this video haha I can’t stop cracking up the commentary was just to funny 🤣🤣 you went off on that poor knife hahaha
I had to pause this because I was taking a drink and almost spit it out. well done.
I am at work right now, and i was sleepy and bored when i started watching this video, but when it reached the 4:10 min, i just decided that gettig back to work was a great idea
Somewhere in Hoboken, a 7-11 is missing its Master of Bators.
This looks like someone made a real life version of a child's drawing of a knife
Omg this was awesome lol!!! I don't think I've even seen a cartoon blade as ridiculous as this knife! 😆
I've never laughed so hard during a knife review! Well played sir 🤣👍
This is one of the funniest videos I have ever watched. Thank you.
I honestly thought you were going to have a heart attack when you were discussing the pivot screw. Please, please , please do a disassembly video so you can tell us more about this wonderful knife. Thanks for sharing Nick.
I very much doubt Nick can successfully assemble it back... or maybe just take it apart without any of the screws failing ;D
nick, this is incredible. going straight to patreon
I love your voice. And I love knives. Subscribed
Dr. Nick - this is really a fractal of a review. Deeper and deeper into the abyss. lol
Tears in my eyes, choking on my snack. OMG Thanks for this video.
That was the funniest thing I have ever seen, Nick I almost blacked out I was laughing so hard.
I don’t know about 10 yr. olds or 14 yr. olds, but at 32 I was a Pepsi route driver who had need of something intimidating enough to turn away a certain crack hungry numb nuts and this exact knife did the trick. Say what you want about the worst knife ever while I LMAO at a personal memory I won’t forget!!!
25 years later I still pull it out and use it as a utility knife. Most of the time you don’t need to cut plastic wrap(s). Just poke it at a tension point and it rips right off.
I am missing the useless belt clip - lost it the first week😂😂😂. But the thumb screw - oh how I miss my thumb screw. Good memories and still useful albeit cheap a$$ sh*£.
You just had to grace my sub box with this beautiful knife, huh Nick?
Wow, now that knife is a gem. It’s a beautiful thing! It’s all bad and ugly, without any of the hang ups of the good. Bravo!
It's boxing day in Australia. I've just spent the whole night partying. I have a cigarette, a coffee and I've pulled a muscle in my neck and my elbows swollen. Algorithm has come through and given me this beautiful gem to re-watch before I go lay on the couch and eat two fat Toblerones while suffering the consequences of my actions. Today is a good day
That thing looks like a damn shark that forgot to eat. Anyways great video Nick, haven't laughed that hard in a while lol.
You were about to cry out of emotion at some point, i feel you bro, i feel you
Brilliant..... simply brilliant !!
Got to love the pre-stripped screws
Being an owner since 1 day of a Viper Katla, as my first edc knife, i am enjoying it even more after this clip:-)))))
HAHAHAHAH! First vid I've watched of his... and I SUBSCRIBED! This man is so funny! 😂😂😂😂
It has to have some kind of evil power inside that thing, it's the only explanation for this existing and for someone deciding to make this, its either that or the maker was forced to create it by some realy scarry evil entity like Cthulhu
This I the first review of yours I saw. And it's amazjng