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The Fire Assembly Point is where you're supposed to go if the building has to be evacuated, so they can count heads and see if anyone's missing. One surrounded by wood isn't a good idea - but probably better than a place I worked at decades ago: it occupied two buildings separated by a narrow alley, and the assembly point was "across the road" from whichever building had been evacuated, where a collapsing building would certainly come down on people.
Yikes!
@@madysonandres9571 - lol when we had fire drill I used to walk up the road and then wave to show where I was.
@@franl155 That’s crazy you had to do that. Maybe they need more safety regulation?
@@madysonandres9571 - This was back in the 70s, when H+S regulations were there to be ignored whenever possible, and minimally complied with when not.
when u wanna keep the students toasty in fire drills
2:23 somebody told me once, gates and fences like that aren't meant to keep people out, it's for legal reasons, so if you sneak in they can say "hey, we put a fence up there, you went around it so you can't sue us!" to cover themselves
2:04 Nah, the "blocked elevator" is actually a free way to go to the backrooms if you want to escape school early.
Maybe it's actually not blocked, and wall just slides to the side to reveal it, if you press a buttton.
You have to draw the elevator doors on the wall, like in Beetlejuice.
@@4rkain3 It's just Umbrella Corporation lab entrance.
@@ceu160193 no instead of the elevator moving, the whole room moves
@🎄Frostie !! 🎄 Hmm wait for the bell or potential horrific death.
4:29 - You come home drunk one night, have no problems with the first four steps, get to that fifth step and trip, and straight out the window you go :D
Yay... 😟
2:56 Green is a smell. There is a definite "green" smell. It's the scent of decomposing greenery.
1:13 I love Lexi being Lexi.
3:27 Chad's life motto
4:26 Controversial? What do you mean, that looks absolutely awesome.
7:55 it actually is pretty close to the old Canadian flag before we got the maple leaf flag; its just missing the coat of arms thingy
The doors with the peep hole I think I might have an idea for. If the wood part of the door is standard and the windows can be interchanged to be like stained glass or frosted or some other type of “glass” that’s less easily seen through
maybe if u add curtains but still wanna stealth peep?
I was also thinking of people who paint over the windows and maybe scraped the paint off - but yes the changable windows also make a lot of sense.
The glass was added later, the original door would have had wooden panels like the ones below the glass, this is very common.
1:10 that's a shark cage for cats, the only escape is by the one controlling the cage. If you drop it in a deep bathtub, the weight of it might sink the cat.
To be fair in regard to the color scented candles, my family once got some candy and we all agreed that the only word that adequately described the taste was "pink".
Yes but - why is the blue candle "beige"... and how does "beige" smell? 🤣
I’ve always wondered how people can just shut off their brains and build this stuff.
Kind of a "not my job" sort of thing. You look at the blueprints, think "Ok, 🤔 well... What??? They want me to do WHAT?? Ok, no, yes, yeah, no, yesh, nuh, yup, nuuuuuhhhh..." Then your mind has a seizure, shuts down and you just start building whatever the picture tells you to build.
I once built out an office with a crew of six people. We looked at the prints and woke up a few days later with a wicked hangover and about 1500 square feet of one of the most bizarre layouts I've seen outside of The Backrooms and Government Offices. It all matched the prints, and the client was very happy with it, but damned if any of us could make heads or tails of what was what or the why of any of it. Door frames and pass-throughs were in random places; a couple of exterior windows inside at strange heights; desks and counter tops at staggered heights; outlets and junction boxes at random places, including a coax cable routed through the middle of a window frame to the exterior.
Poking fun at the crew's designated Conspiracy Nut, the boss joked that the clients were aliens. 👽 We all gave a nervous chuckle and stood around for a few moments in nervous silence before just leaving. We never talked about that job again.
@@taitano12 not saying I necessarily believe this, but it's definitely a good story and I'm glad I read it.
there is probably a suitable subreddit that will really enjoy a more detailed version of your story.
@@ArcanineEspeon Well, the waking up a few days later part was an exaggeration. But the whole experience was very surreal. To this day, I have no idea what the layout was for or what the client did, and when it was over, it felt like a fever dream. We just proceeded with no clue as to what in the world we were building, collected our pay, and moved on. The aliens comment was real, though; and reaction was just a shared sense of humor. We really did avoid talking about it though. It was genuinely creepy. The whole Backrooms thing always reminded of it, even though The Backrooms came out nearly twenty years later.
I imagine it was like that for many of the builders in this video. "You want me to what?? Umm OK... It's up to code, I think. So, sure. I can do that... Don't know WHY... But, sure, why not."
@@taitano12 got to say, you have me pretty much convinced.
Fire assembly is the spot where everyone in a building assembles in case of a fire in the building
So when you to the one at 2:12 you just die.
Hitchhiker's Guide reference, nice.
8:45 That's clearly piderman, just need to find baman to go with him.
"Who is bulk-stealing salsa?"
Me, I am
0:02 me when my parents tell me to smile
Same
My parents have never once told me to smile.
Not with me; I look perfect for every picture, like Barney Stinson (except for school pictures)
3:05 I feel like baige smells like nothing, like you know that one cleaning product thingy where they had to add a chemical scent because it cleaned so well that there was no smell left and it weirded people out? It would smell like that, it would remove the smell of the everything else.
The house where you have to walk on the counter actually has a balcony right where the middle window is and you have to walk across the counter to get to it.. that adds a lot to the crappy
8:50 editor got it right. That was definitely spoderman.
2:25 the primary school I went to had a field and a massive gate at the end to stop people from leaving. The gate wasn’t too wide but there were trees on either side so no one could get out anyway. A few years after I left I walked past the entrance to that field where the gate was and for some reason they had decided to cut the trees down, making the gate completely useless because people could walk around it and the tree stumps that had been left behind
4:56 I think "The Kitchen is the Heart of the Home" fits a little better as a proper interpretation.
My day went from decent to great the second I heard Lexi’s voice
I always wonder how unintelligent these people have to be to not realize what they were doing
To be honest I sometimes wonder that to
I never thought of that but now I'm gonna be thinking about it everytime I watch one of these
Or the absolute lack of fucks to give.
Either that, or they're not paid enough to care. Or just sheer laziness, but you have to be pretty stupid too
It might also be a case of people being overworked. Looking at you America.
0:15 Stair into the face of danger (or don't - since you'll probably be sleeping)
I giggled at the lamp post from at 5:26. Nice way to sneak in a Hitchhikers Reference Lexi. 😆
to 0:25 Be How you Choose to be, be yourself i guess
"behind a sign saying beware of the leopard" Douglas Adams references for the win
Lexi reading the pointless door one was funnier than it had any right to be
This is one of my favorite subs, along with mildlyinfuriating and mildlyvandalized
8:55 is a visual word puzzle. That one is indeed "Downstairs", although it'd usually be drawn from left to right. Another example would be | R | E | A | D | I | N | G | which the solution for is "Reading between the lines". I used to have a book full of these when I was a kid.
5:11
"C'mon Mrs. Lexi, you can't lie in front of the bulldozers forever. It's a lampost. Besides, you should've made your protest months ago. These plans were on display on the premises now, for a year."
ALL HAIL KING CABBAGES!
how do people mess these things up-
Jesus Christ, a blue candle, WITH A YELLOW LABEL, *CALLED BEIGE!!*
WHO APPROVED THAT!?
0:56 this make me somehow laughing
With the door and peephole...
Most likely? It was an old painted door and they replaced the wood inserts with glass and just didn't fill in the hole.
As some with synesthesia (smelling colors), I can say that Beige smells a liiiitle bit like Vanilla, sometimes with a touch of beachy sand and the paper smell from books and yes, I find it quite boring, I'm more of a blue-scent guy myself
6:17 Is this how it chews to gum 5 feels?
And the new king iiiis..CABBAGE!
4:47 -- You got it wrong; it says, "The is the kitchen home of the handle."
A fire assembly is a point you go to to get away from a fire
9:49 It was called Bob's Burgers. "Which one is the sink? Which is the toilet?"
That cat bathing apparatus looks depressing for both you and the cat lmfao
What, you have a problem with the drowning cage?
My apartment when I was a kid in the 80s had the bathroom tile that looked like it had water on it. My mom hated it.
One of the greatest sounds in the universe is hearing Lexi react to crappy design.
Again with the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy references - I think I smell a fan! Hope you always have your towel with you!
A LEXI VIDEO ON MY BIRTHDAY
THIS IS PERFECT, THANK YOU EMKAY
7:00 sign once said EXIT ONLY DO NOT ENTER but the DO NOT got painted over or pealed off
"3:43 nice skirt pillow" a finnish comedian
The fanart is very Pog, I luv it
Hi Lexi! I love all your Reaction Video's! you do such a great job! keep up the good work ok? you got this!
1:15: do you just dip the cat like you're dipping something in paint???
I'm trying to figure out how they plan on getting the cat in after the first betrayal.
@@Cinnaschticksthe product only works once
The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference is always epic!
Lol that Spongebob shirt gave me a major flashback. I was in my late teens when I owned a shirt with Spongebob on it that said 'Sexy, yeah, I get that all the time.' But my hair was at the longest it's ever been and it covered Spongebob and the y in Sexy. I got pretty used to the 'WTF" looks I was getting, so when I saw it I would pull my hair aside to show the rest and got a look of 'Ohhhhhhh OK."
0:32 holy that's my drawing!! :O
I love these design fails videos XD the r/crappy design or r/***whole design ones are the best! And I'm ESPECIALLY HAPPY THAT LEXI'S THE NARRATOR! she's the best! She's the ideal emkay narrator
also 0:14 looks photoshopped
the kitchen one is even worse lexi... the quote they WANTED was 'The kitchen is the heart of the home' it fails so hard
That walk on the kitchen counter design is also bad because the next floor up is way too low for a tall person to stand under. Getting to those stairs would be a challenge in itself.
2:08 *intercom sounds* "Students, this is a Shelter in Place alert. Warning: this is not a drill. Please shelter in place."
“Is a fire assembly point like a fire pit?”
I certainly hope not. If it is, a lot of people will be roasty toasty.
A Fire Assembly is basically the place where you go if the building is on fire
0:20 be who you choose to be, yourself or be yourself, who you choose to be?
I said it on another CZcamsr's reaction video to this subreddit and I'll say it again. That salsa shelf would not escape unscathed, I would make sure those bars would come off and never fit back on. Full Hulk mode
billions of years of developing lead to this
Awesome!
"be who yourself choose to be"
I'm going to start on ironically saying that the people on pride month
Why on Pride Month? Just say it all the time.
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla true
Early to a Lexi video!? YES! LOVE YA' LEXI!
Thanks, Lexi. Now I want a Camry poster ironically.
4:46 get so much better when you realize it says "The is the..." and not "This is the..."
“What the hell does beige smell like?!”
Literally sandalwood.
@@punkinhoot What the hell are you talking about?
4:28 that could be a design fail in the Sims but that actually looks pretty cool
" *Error : Elevator failed to load* " would be a great title for the thumbnail lol
I understand the 6-legged Unicorn because Sleiphneer has 8 legs, but... the peephole in the WINDOWED door is something that I don't get at all. Why would you put one into a windowed door?
9:09 That's not just crappy design, that's downright dangerous design.
The quote actually read “The kitchen is the heart of the home” lol.
6:25 Well looks like that guy is lost in the Oldest House
He's doesn't have one of those devices so he's 100% gonna be infected by the Hiss
fire assembly is a fire assembly point, where all people meet during a fire
4:23
Lexi, you’re a horse?
I had a :
NO
PROB
LEMMO
cup when I was a teenager. 10 + years of us saying "No prob, .... Lemmo" whenever the opportunity arose to say "no problem" in life. Holy crap we must have been annoying.
bro the first one jumpscared me 💀💀
9:02 it''s not that you go upstairs, it's that you always go left-to-right(weastern wise)
The kitchen one is *worse*, actually- It's not "This is the kitchen, heart of the home", it's "The kitchen is the heart of the home" and I have no idea how they thought it was readable like that.
Right before this video I got an ad for a horror movie called smile that didn't show the smile... needless to say once the video started I was a bit surprised
I got the same exact ad along with a Tim Hortons ad
1:43 don’t try. Stop me.
A Crappy Desing that I know...
In the clinic in my part of the city, the building is small, it only has space for two people to attend.
Now, when you have an appointment, you have to arrive more than half an hour before, go to the window to activate your appointment.
Well, in that place... instead of having one of the windows to activate the appointments... You have to arrive, skip the line, go to the person who is being served at the window and say that you are coming to activate your appointment...
5:31 Beautiful Hitchhiker's Guide reference
4:55 this is the kitchen, heart of the home
jib jab and jontron references in the same video. You, my friend, have been on the internet a long time
That house at 4:30 is really cool! Impractical and dangerous but still really cool!
I’ve never heard it called a fire assembly but I think they mean the place you go during a fire/fire drill while at school
You see, you are already IN the elevator.
6th floor ascends to heaven
That “home” with the Disney castle, they could have put just, the circular mascot head of MICKEY HIMSELF as the O. I should not have to tell them that.
5:28 yooooo suprise Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference :333
Playing chess with a mixed up back rank is actually a proper game mode it’s called Fischer random or chess 960
2:56 Am I reading the Prices right on those candles $2000 ? WTH what kind of extortion is that?!
We had a school photoshoot lately and somebody making the english dub wrote "school shooting."
4:55 The kitchen is the heart of the home. Don’t know what psychopath designed it like this.
5:28 hitchhiker's guide reference!!!!
100% sure that was an inspirational poster for pimps.
ill take the house with the caption : good luck getting furniture and drunk people up that
3:10 Listen AppleBees is amazing