r/Crappydesign | would you ride me?
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- čas přidán 13. 04. 2022
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Love Lexi, but the editing just makes her SO much more amazing. A BIG THANKS TO THE EDITOR(S) 🎉🎊🤩
With the exception of the lack of background music
@@michaelsaunders1400 no, that just made it more comically awkward 💀
@@EpicgamerGTG ooh 😏 big brain
fyi shes a male trans pls dont put me in r/nobodyasked this is just a fun fact so please dont
Honestly adding Lexi's vast knowledge of building codes and safety rules makes this sub so much better
happy to help
@@TheLexikitty hi lexi!! you always brighten my day!! thanks for making me so so happy 💕
Like 2:40?
I didn’t know that!
XD
5:55
thanks for the help!
The roundabout at 6:30 is actually there for a very good reason. It's for heavy goods vehicles coming in to unload and having to enter and leave through the same exit. People just park all over the place/in loading bays and it can add hours to your day.
Makes sense i guess
So people are just asses?
Oh that's actually really cool, thanks!
I thought it was like for landing helicopters, but that makes so much more sense. Thanks
Also a drift circle
This honestly feels weird to watch without the music.
True, true
And no one is talking about it
Thank God I wasn't the only one who noticed that shit!
that`s why I open another yt on other tab and play bg music while listening to emkay
As someone that's used to watching Microsoft Sam videos, I can say I'm used to it.
The only animal that can jump as high as a house is an elephant for 2 reasons
1-a house cant jump
2-elephants cant bend and extend their knees to achieve enough upward momentum to lift thier bodies
It can.
It’s legs just won’t last long after.
The Tails wasn’t a crappy design, it was just the shiny version! (for some reason Pokémon loves that sickly green color for shinies)
sickly green or bright pink, the two most common colours for shinies.
I'm so glad Lexi's back, she's honestly my favourite reader
Plus she's started replying to people's comments and that's just nice :)
I honestly thought Lexi was a big at first.
@@Candycane-Furretlover A big?
I'm taller
@@guy_who_animates It says probably ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@the_Dos__ oh wait
1:12 it's just Lightning McQueen's evil twin, Frightening Mcking. He's somewhat harmless but likes to stare at people and stalk them around the mall.
Lexi: *literally just does her intro*
Me: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-(new subreddit idea)-
R/deadlydesign:
Images from r/ crappydesign that are dangerous like the stairs or something, but edited with a dead body in the scene
Morning with Lexi. It's going to be a Good Day.
Most definitely a great day
I’m so tired rn
It’s 4 o’clock here in the uk
it's 4:48pm here lmao
5:10pm here
the cat crown cup would actually be great if the crown was a removable lid that keeps hot drinks hot for longer
1:22 i heard this as Lexi saying, "have your fillet" and i'm gonna be using that from now on. Course she said "have your fun" but you know, *have your fillet.*
10:22 Yeah, I remember they did this with Sonic, too. I'd argue that one looks worse since he's, like, bright teal with pink shoes. I have to wonder if it was a production line failure or something and they just made too many copies of these and were like "Meh, who cares? Recalls are too much work." You just know, though, that somewhere later down the line, give or take a few years, these are going to be worth a small fortune for collectors due to the lucrative Error market. Seriously, if this was a screw-up, then this thing could wind up going up for hundreds in a few years, but I could be wrong.
Yeah, I’ve seen the Sonic ones. They’re so weird
@@flamthrowr_ Right? Like, that can't have just been some weird stylistic choice, right? It'd at least say so, if that was the case, wouldn't it? :/
@@bluestreaker9242 I knew there was something off about it I was forgetting, thanks for reminding me. The packaging is exactly the same as the normal ones! No indication that it looks like that on purpose
@@flamthrowr_ Wow...just...I...whew...I genuinely wonder how the hell that even happens. It's gotta be some sort of error from manufacturing or something. Like...how do you not notice something like that when you're shipping these things out to market? That seems like something that'd be hard to miss. O.o
@@bluestreaker9242 I think they literally just did not care. I mean, there’s not really any other explanation
the signs on 11:35 arent for r/crappydesign, theyre for r/mildlyvandalized bc if you see those clips on the sides of the bottom sign, its a SIGN that its vandalized
Woah lol, I totally missed those clips! Someone just clipped these nonsense signs over the real ones 🤣 what agent of chaos would do such a thing?!? 😆
9:24 That one took me a while. Instead of "one dozen", they're going with "two half dozens of bagels".
Why
Oh god that Lion is pure nightmare fuel-
Oh hi dark anti I love your vids!
No fucking way a gacha channel is verified
Ahhh Dark Anti :0
I’m a fan of youuu
@@creativename818 whats wrong with it?
@@Crobat7269 guessing because of s stereotypes of gachatubers, or his profile
On my college European music tour we went to an opera in Vienna and I was lucky enough to get the seat directly behind a pillar. Those seats were originally for servants (I was told).
Congratulations you work there now
Something about the lack of music made this feel uncomfortable.
why did you have to make me notice i hate this now
Finally someone noticed, thought I had to say something
What, the "lack of music" made this feel uncomfortable? How ever do you cope when people talk to you IRL? Do you tell them to play music? Do you play music whenever you talk to people?
@@rosiefay7283it's because it's different from how the videos normally are. IRL it's normal for people to talk to you without music, but in emkay videos it's not normal. if you had a favourite youtuber and they made a video where everything was normal except the voice was someone else's voice coming out if their mouth, you'd find that pretty weird, right? that's what this video feels like.
I would absolutely love to hear Lexi read r/skamtebord. It really seems right up her alley.
"car chow!" -Thunder Mac Jack
01:45 going by the patent number, that is a dry animal repellant made with dried and powdered bloodmeal mixed with chili and/or cayenne pepper. Apparently the first version was rated at 85,000 scoville units, or about half as hot as my last curry. So, I guess the deer is supposed to be crying in alarm? Pretty sure thatst he inside of a dog's mouth, thats some lousy packaging.
I'll bat for the carpetted bathroom in a bar, depending on the establishment.
Some people use the bathroom to do hard drugs, so the carpet stops them by removing suitable surfaces.
As long as they send it for cleaning regularly...
@@Ikajo hopefully
There's still a sink. Never heard of anyone using the ground. Seems like you're creating more problems than you're solving.
@@jakepullman4914 cover the sink in carpet. That'll make it harder and 100 times more of a crappy design
Who the @#$% snorts off the floor?
3:04 Hehe... It's more common than you may think. I'm working as an electrician in my city's port and the amount of times i had to climb through such hatch to take care of lightning rods... It was a rarity to see a building that had one not placed like this
My day was going terrible but now that Lexi’s here I’m fine 💪
Also the design is going terrible
Oh no, Tails got sick from all the towels.
@Qija Selty Go back to Fazbear's Pizzeria u online animatronic
Lexi is much scarier with no background music
she's talking to us RAW
2:41 THAT IS WHY THAT FOGGY STRIP IS THERE!? I always wondered
Lexi is absolutely my favorite narrator, her voice is so calming.
Ooh crappy design! One of my favorites!
I prefer Crappy off-brands, but this will also do
@Risha Niwa Reported for unwanted commercial content and spam
@@thebestgreattusk1996 Yeah, that’s a good one too.
06:25 given the lighting, could this possibly be the parking lot to a driving school?
4:14 you can see that the package inside has instructions too. This guy is complaining about a problem whoose solution is literally in front of him
Thank you EmKay for being my best friend but not actually my best friend...
I am basically talking to whoever's doing the video and I pretend they're listening to me...
Is it weird that I do that?
Nah.
Nah, I sometimes do that.
You should find some friends who actually know you
@@felissylvestris6557 well i have 1 friend and we go to the same high school but we dont share any classes apart from science so i dont really see her that much
No lmao
Lexi brings joy.
Fax’s
Lexi has made this subreddit significantly funnier.
I try
@@TheLexikitty oh hi
Don't worry, Lexian. I'll distract the cops while you hide the bodies.
Bury me in grass.
LEXIAN??
Lexi, your narrations are always such a treat. You bring such a wealth of information that make these videos so much more interesting than just a regular reddit compilation. Props to the editor too with with some top-notch work!
10:23 I saw one of those at walmart the other day and he looks radioactive green
I bought him anyway because the only thought in my head when I saw him was, "He's become a shiny Pokémon"
Those juice cups are apparently so popular in schools and hospitals, they made doll versions of them in the respective playsets at Target!
This comment freaked me out for a second because I was imagining like...a juice cup with a doll arms, legs and head...and then I realized what you actually meant.
I didn't know that MacDonald's had removed breakfast elsewhere or stopped at 2 in other places. I grew up in a tiny road trip town in the south, 5000 in total sorta place. Most people who worked in the town manned the 4 eateries or the 13 gas stations. Most of the other people worked a good ways away and didn't have time to cook a lot, but liked breakfast. Our McDonald's serves breakfast till near closing as far as I'm aware. Pretty sure that's where the get a good amount of their money. Especially with truckers stopping across the street to get gas and coming in for large orders for the road
love your videos man, they make my day
1:42 this is also a Appalachian folk tale called, get ready, Not Deer
They look like dear from a distance but with major deformations or impossible body shapes or lengths
If You do the frame perfect glitch you skip the urinals cutsean and can play the sink cutsean and make the 7 second skip to to ruin the "go to the bathroom any%"
Well, sure does feel lonely
That staircase is something out of Harry Potter
Also CZcams's notifications is slow today this went out before I got the notification
10:12 to be fair schools have to deal with students who keep doing the devious lick trend, where students steal random objects one guy even stole a whole urinal.
@6:47-@6:50: Did Lexi just break out a Canadian accent for a minute? I half-expected her to ask for a Molson and call everyone hosers, eh?
@12:02: The only problem is when they subdivide buildings and they share fire sprinkler systems. Oh, that's fun. Then you are within two completely seperate offices, within the same building, trying to figure out where a sprinkler head is that is clearly marked on the drawings. Turns out, it's between the drywall....and you have to figure out how to get an 8 foot ladder and two people in a food and a half space to replace it. We got the county fire marshall's permission to take out a human sized piece of drywall (after hours), which the building owner had to fix out of their pocket. I hate subdivded buildings.
That derpy "kachow" killed me.
I remember back in the 90s, we used to use SSS(skin so soft, an Avon product) as a mosquito repellent. It worked really well and smelled good too. Idk if it still exists or has the same ingredients.
@Risha Niwa Imagine advertising without permission
Scented dryer sheets also work. (Not all brands, but some.) Just rub em on ya.
@@thebestgreattusk1996 idk what's going on. Didn't see that person's comment. Thanx if you reported it.
@@lilithgrave Yea I reported that guy. They were advertising their possibly explicit channel/website
@@thebestgreattusk1996 good looking out. 👍
I’m so clumsy that I fall over air. So some of these crappy designs in homes would send me so many times to the hospital
I went to a friend's house one drunk night, I entered the bathroom, and immediately broke my toe walking to the toilet. Because, it was set up like that. I hate that with every fiber of my still broken toe. It's been 9 years.
Fun fact, the painted roundabout circle in the middle of that parking lot is either used for the DMV to give the driving portion of a motorcycle license test (specifically the slow speed circle and turning portion) or it is used for the local police department to do the motorcycle training for the same low-speed turning training and more advanced techniques for officers.
10:23 For those who don't know, this Tails figure is 1 of 3 "neon" figures along with sonic and knuckles. They're colored like this so they can glow under a black light. Hope that explains things
11:58 are there not disability accessability laws there? You would not be able to get a wheelchair through that door because if you tried to go through a door at that angle you would just end up hitting the door frame. You generally have to line up a wheelchair fairly straight on to a door to go through it easily
0:32 look like that one painting by tommy midyette
1:23 the effects on this particular post sound just like what I imagine I sound like to everyone else
I love your videos so much they make my day
0:32 that staircase looks like something from a disorienting dream
Look how they massacred my Lighting McQueen. Its sad…
Anytime I hear lexis voice it just relaxes me
Combine that with one of my fav subreddits & you have a masterpiece
That deer actually made me laugh until I cried. Oh that's hilarious. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
1:50 the blue for boys the pink for girls yes?
Yay! Another Emkay upload!!
It's ok Lexi..... we all miss All Day Breakfast. Respect the Brinner people!!
In music, half the song is the lyrics, and the other half the melodies.
In these kinds of videos, half the entertainment is the subreddit content, and the other half the commentary.
Enormous fan Lexi.
You’re my favourite
SAME, I LOVE LEXI SO MUCH
6:08 even the outlet looks mad
I would love to meet any of the readers, the amount of energy all of the readers have makes me think that they're never boring to hangout with
music didn´t show up to work today but Lexi nailed it anyways ;)
0:34 Those stairs are one call to 911, and an ambulance ride waiting to happen
Where did the music go?! Although... It somehow works kinda better? Especially with Lexi's voice? Wha??
I love staying up late and watching emkay
Lol me too it’s like 3 am for me
lmao same
@@jimmyjamthecoolgaming7086 nearly 5pm here
6:34 Nah that's just an objective marker for someone that's playing some San Andreas, don't worry CJ will be there soon
I saw the one urinal drain cover in the middle be blue and instantly gendered the urinals to be girl boy girl. I regret this.
It's so cursed to watch this without any music. It creeps me out
OFF! is a company who's entire "thing" is making insect repellent products, mostly candles and sprays.
One problem that happens a lot is that the phrase "all day breakfast" means different things to different generations or regions. To restaurant owners, it means "a large breakfast that will keep you satisfied all day," but to most customers it means "breakfast served at all hours of the day."
It might be my Region (Nevada) but when we hear "All Day Breakfast" it means "Pancakes at 9pm". I've never heard of any Resturaunt advertising Breakfast that eay... almost seems like a Suit or somerbing
Thing is, what McDonald's did was roll out a small menu of breakfast items thet they literally did keep on the menu ALL DAY. I don't know why that location in particular had a footnote to it.
I'd rather live in Australia and look over my shoulder and look for dangerous animals and insects than look over my shoulder looking for someone carrying a gun in th US
I'm honestly okay with my stomach hurting from laughing at Lexi's comments. 🤣
I legit gasped with horror at the d4. Poor little boy!
8:36 pretty sure this one is in Vancouver as I’ve been to the very distinct exterior… I never thought of it as crappy design but the building it’s in does NOT like it would hold an urban
Yeah it's near kitsilano beach lol
You can’t have an r/crappy design without a carpeted bathroom
My back is in intense pain but Lexi is making it better by distracting me
For the clothes that look dirty, think of it this way, if you actually do stain them, you can just say "Oh, it's part of the design" they aren't bad designers, they're geniuses
yeah as a food service worker in a hospital, my hands are often covered in juice.
Every time I hear what's up sexy I'm Lexi, my day gets better
9:34 Wait. You're supposed to peel off the foil? As a kid I always just jabbed my straw through it.
I found both of those Sonic character misprints at Walmart, with neon pink accents and neon fur. They're awesome.
9:30 why i quit buying those plastic fruit cups! you can't peel the top without the juice spilling out. so now i just buy the cans and put it into my own tupperware containers to take it with me
These where mad at 3 am on every drug to exist
10:24 I saw a knuckles the other day, around April 15th, that was in the same sort of color scheme, he was pinkish with yellow arms and around his mouth. I THINK they were going for a black light color sort of theme.
This video having no music at all makes this a single r/Mildlyinfuriating clip but in a whole Video.
11:20 I think whoever owns the establishment didn't get the intended effect when putting up a single enforced towing sign, so they just threw up a bunch more so that people would finally get the hint.
With the sonic toy, I believe it was specially made for the 30th anniversary because there is a neon sonic as well
11:38 I like how the one on the bottom is held on by binder clips.
The deer has a chihuahua mouth photoshoped over it 100% shure. I would identify the theeth from one of thoose evil things anywhere
Fun fact: if you look at the emkay hand signs in the background the lighter one disappear if you stare at it for to long
6:09 I actually managed to translate that mess of a painting: it's a good time to be outside
Why is no one talking about that very badly designed D4 die?!? It HURTS MY SOUL.
I hate that toilet so much, I can feel my thighs feeling trapped through the screen