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  • @joshlamour9985
    @joshlamour9985 Před 4 lety +2470

    It was CLASSIC and ORIGINAL for the eggnog. That’s means the same thing

    • @krieger1152
      @krieger1152 Před 4 lety +323

      Not necessarily.. Classic means highly regarded over a period of time while original means the first.. For example when you think of Coca-Cola.. Classic would be the kind they served in like the 1960s.. Original would be from early 1900s and would have cocaine in it lol

    • @pauldodds9646
      @pauldodds9646 Před 4 lety +65

      @Unique Sky I do its interesring

    • @silvrsqnder
      @silvrsqnder Před 4 lety +35

      Unique Sky
      I’m not sure anyone cares about you either. That’s actually technically true so shut up...

    • @nathana8602
      @nathana8602 Před 4 lety +4

      oh

    • @joshlamour9985
      @joshlamour9985 Před 4 lety +2

      OnlyGizmo69 wow

  • @geeway5923
    @geeway5923 Před 4 lety +651

    people always fawn over Damien's laugh, BUT CAN WE JUST MENTION HOW INNOCENT HIS FREAKING GASP IS

  • @c0smicc0re
    @c0smicc0re Před 4 lety +463

    Here's what's wrong with the photo:
    "Classic" and "Original" mean the same thing. So both flavors taste the same, just different packaging

    • @MagDogsAirsoft
      @MagDogsAirsoft Před 4 lety +11

      nah nah nah nah nah. that logo was a lil off center....

    • @megasauce9388
      @megasauce9388 Před 4 lety +8

      I think it was both. Both hurt me.

    • @Moshie-art
      @Moshie-art Před 4 lety +4

      Nah classic has a more black and white taste

    • @Dan_-
      @Dan_- Před 4 lety +4

      "Come the heck down to Blubb-o's and try your dang self the Blubb-o's Classic, the Original, the Regular, the New Original, the Old Classic, and the Isosceles Fish Sandwich."

    • @ipadair7345
      @ipadair7345 Před 4 lety

      Logg classic and orignal aren't technically synonyms.Though have pretty simillar meaning.

  • @jquetua7843
    @jquetua7843 Před 4 lety +275

    Heres a translation for non-filipino speakers at 1:16
    "the footbrige is the first on to be flooded. You're toast. "

  • @skeppymuffins3412
    @skeppymuffins3412 Před 4 lety +538

    Damien's laugh is too pure

  • @AtChiaPet
    @AtChiaPet Před 4 lety +683

    Nothing gets me on my daily morning routine more than looking at how terrible people are with designs

    • @krazyboowomp
      @krazyboowomp Před 4 lety +2

      I forgot to sleep today

    • @krazyboowomp
      @krazyboowomp Před 4 lety +2

      I’m serious

    • @korkki8808
      @korkki8808 Před 4 lety +5

      makes me feel like i actually am something :)

    • @ramroller
      @ramroller Před 4 lety +1

      So you know that you're not the worst?

    • @AllyMcDonald06
      @AllyMcDonald06 Před 4 lety +1

      Nothing gets me on my daily morning routine more than looking at how terrible people are with designs

  • @therealSWADDS
    @therealSWADDS Před 4 lety +53

    3:44
    "Hi! Im Archie, I'm a penguin with a lot of things to say. As you can see, i got a full set of human adult teeth. now, these didn't come naturally... i stole them, plucked them fresh from a poor shmuck who was sleeping in The Antarctic. that's what you get!"
    Damien: **laughs evilly**

    • @sadmac356
      @sadmac356 Před 2 lety

      That feels like it was at a children's dentist office honestly

  • @nsmusic5513
    @nsmusic5513 Před 4 lety +334

    Everyone: haha classic and original are the same thing lol
    Damien: finds something small that is correct and no one else would have seen but misses the obvious thing

    • @theironsword1954
      @theironsword1954 Před 4 lety +2

      He also missed that one bottle is ever so slightly larger tahn the other.

    • @alexursu4403
      @alexursu4403 Před 4 lety +1

      That... sounds like something Chuggaaconroy would do.

    • @sethmichel6138
      @sethmichel6138 Před 4 lety +1

      I relate to that

    • @Moretoob3
      @Moretoob3 Před 4 lety +1

      I I missed the classic and original and only got the in centered part

    • @jillianbruening8199
      @jillianbruening8199 Před rokem

      @@theironsword1954 than

  • @BraveLilToasty
    @BraveLilToasty Před 4 lety +384

    Footbridge was the first to get flooded. Beat that.

    • @Emerald29
      @Emerald29 Před 4 lety +11

      I'm a filipino, but I'm shit at tagalog. Thanks for translating the stuff I kinda don't understand.

    • @BraveLilToasty
      @BraveLilToasty Před 4 lety +8

      @@Emerald29 Panis kayo is actually quite confusing even for me. Saying panis at a food means it is spoiled. But saying panis at people means "beat that" or saying that they have no chance at besting you

    • @chipzg832
      @chipzg832 Před 4 lety +3

      Panis kayo means "you're all screwed"

    • @BraveLilToasty
      @BraveLilToasty Před 4 lety +4

      @@chipzg832 Not exactly. You are not going to say panis kayo if you are going to do something bad to them. Saying panis kayo is more of a show of pride or accomplishment about you have done that can't be beaten by others. He used panis kayo in the sentence sarcastically. Saying that you can't beat Filipino technology because even the footbridge gets flooded.

    • @conti_tho
      @conti_tho Před 4 lety +3

      *gago*

  • @fiizzi1
    @fiizzi1 Před 4 lety +1063

    BRUH CLASSIC IS ORIGINAL BOI
    edit: Hi Emkay! Love your vids!

    • @AFantasticCat
      @AFantasticCat Před 4 lety +32

      When you wake up all your pets yelling “CLASSIC! GET IT?! JUST GET IT!” at your screen.

    • @Smug-Senpai
      @Smug-Senpai Před 4 lety +30

      My head hurts cause now im starting to see that hes not wrong about the logo but he didnt get classic and original were the same @n@ help

    • @djmadmatt4772
      @djmadmatt4772 Před 4 lety +5

      And the shark picture in the subway 2 days ago was real

    • @AFantasticCat
      @AFantasticCat Před 4 lety +2

      DJMadMatt ...funny you don’t seem to know that posters are real. Good job

    • @spar8334
      @spar8334 Před 4 lety +1

      Ye he a lil slow on some stuff

  • @judgechacon4399
    @judgechacon4399 Před 4 lety +291

    “Footbridge ang unang binbaha,”
    Translation: The Footbridge was the first to flood”

  • @gigizard1343
    @gigizard1343 Před 4 lety +155

    3:50 I'm more concerned about the tiny "penguin" at the bottom XD

  • @redace8192
    @redace8192 Před 4 lety +98

    5:00 Imagine picking up a cup with a treble cleff handle
    This post was made by bass cleff handle gang

    • @c0smicc0re
      @c0smicc0re Před 4 lety +3

      Cleff*

    • @redace8192
      @redace8192 Před 4 lety

      @@c0smicc0re thank you broo 🦵🏿🗿👌

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 Před 4 lety +7

      Imagine limiting your grip to a bass cleff. This post made by the Tenor Cleff Gang

    • @redace8192
      @redace8192 Před 4 lety +2

      @@davincent98 i am angery now

    • @hellyeah5090
      @hellyeah5090 Před 4 lety +2

      use a percussion cleff

  • @ethanf507
    @ethanf507 Před 4 lety +166

    “ITS WANTS YOUR TEETH”
    Buzz light year

    • @bedtoaster
      @bedtoaster Před 4 lety +3

      It’s like the 5th time I see around somewhere

    • @ethanf507
      @ethanf507 Před 4 lety +1

      Get Nae Naed nice

    • @Jitdifferent
      @Jitdifferent Před 4 lety +3

      @Subscribe to me for no reason
      I saw you in Albert’s reason vid.
      *_You’re everywhere._*

  • @tinydancer6095
    @tinydancer6095 Před 4 lety +49

    The sea picture has a bathroom sign above it with no bathroom near it that’s what’s wrong with that picture 12:09

  • @solmyd
    @solmyd Před 4 lety +77

    1:16 the way damien speaks filipino lol

  • @ramroller
    @ramroller Před 4 lety +247

    2:54 the logo is too much to the left, and classic and original both significate approximately the same thing

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 Před 4 lety +8

      Le Bélier I noticed the second one, but didn't noticed the first one until he pointed it out

    • @logansoda3217
      @logansoda3217 Před 4 lety +2

      Significate is not a word pal, YOU HAD ONE JOB XD
      That was a joke don't take it offensively I misspell all the time

    • @ramroller
      @ramroller Před 4 lety

      Logan Soda Well I'm sorry, mate. Would you prefer *mean* the same thing?
      xD

    • @ramroller
      @ramroller Před 4 lety

      Catherine Vo Yes, it isn't so obvious at first look

    • @Silverfox89777
      @Silverfox89777 Před 4 lety +3

      It's not just the logo look at the bottom at exactly 2:41 the original one is slightly smaller yet still says 2L

  • @LemPppoopoo
    @LemPppoopoo Před 4 lety +106

    These need to be in r/TIHI

    • @eeeeeeelemons
      @eeeeeeelemons Před 4 lety +8

      *_DEKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU_*

    • @idontknowhowtoname1266
      @idontknowhowtoname1266 Před 4 lety +2

      @@eeeeeeelemons czcams.com/video/2foI62hzyQ8/video.html

    • @eeeeeeelemons
      @eeeeeeelemons Před 4 lety

      idontknowhowtoname when it’s the wrong deku but you’re not disappointed: OuO

    • @saintsimp4803
      @saintsimp4803 Před 4 lety

      schmelly beans it’s the true Deku

    • @eeeeeeelemons
      @eeeeeeelemons Před 4 lety

      Smug Dancing they’re both the true deku

  • @riseroyalz3598
    @riseroyalz3598 Před 4 lety +5

    Why can I imagine that penguin running up and whispering in my ear "teeth please".

  • @lucishell
    @lucishell Před 4 lety +54

    04:38
    "Please do not close the door fully! It is very distracting for the ones who have to go and let people in. Thank you!"
    you're welcome :3

    • @brokenprincessofhell4743
      @brokenprincessofhell4743 Před 4 lety +2

      Wanted to say that too, but saw ur comment first. Was a nice challenge to read it tho, don't you think?

    • @lucishell
      @lucishell Před 4 lety

      @@brokenprincessofhell4743 not really, but yeah, you just had to look closely

    • @mr.mafia_monopoly4644
      @mr.mafia_monopoly4644 Před 4 lety

      I spent like five minutes figuring that out.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon Před 3 lety

      Distracting...kind of like that see through mirrored sign???

    • @Shribbuvuv_
      @Shribbuvuv_ Před 3 lety

      Wot??

  • @aidanhayward3329
    @aidanhayward3329 Před 4 lety +65

    I think those stairs with the lights are in a movie theatre.

  • @GuardianSpeed
    @GuardianSpeed Před 4 lety +417

    7:17, I have used all of my braincells to comprehend this (read the reply of this comment)
    EDIT: Eat burger Damien, *eat*

    • @GuardianSpeed
      @GuardianSpeed Před 4 lety +271

      So as long as you have food in your mouth, there is no sincerer love than the love food. You have solved all question for the time being. Life is short, *eat a h a m b u r g e r*

    • @GuardianSpeed
      @GuardianSpeed Před 4 lety +46

      @@Terroid I am not a professional or anything but....
      *EAT HAMBURGER*

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  Před 4 lety +101

      𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐄 𝐁Ü𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐑

    • @grimreaper78945
      @grimreaper78945 Před 4 lety +26

      *BÖRGËR*

    • @NeedyBoBeedy
      @NeedyBoBeedy Před 4 lety +5

      burg borg barg birg

  • @toby7712
    @toby7712 Před 4 lety +11

    4:40 "Please do not close the door fully.
    It is very distracting for those who have to get up and let people in.
    Thank You!"

    • @thomassimpson8760
      @thomassimpson8760 Před 4 lety +1

      Toby : / I feel like I’ve copied you now I just spent all that time encrypting it but I give you a like to make up for it

    • @toby7712
      @toby7712 Před 4 lety +1

      @@thomassimpson8760 k

  • @satanicpanic4565
    @satanicpanic4565 Před 4 lety +9

    7:24 here’s a translation. “So long as you have food in your mouth there is no sincerer love then the love food. Life is sort eat a hamburger. You have solved all questions for the time being”

  • @tlf.
    @tlf. Před 4 lety +39

    *when the LSD hit*

  • @dreamingwitch7543
    @dreamingwitch7543 Před 4 lety +27

    All I want for Christmas
    *is for Damien to get the joke*

  • @Y2Kittyowo
    @Y2Kittyowo Před 4 lety +9

    My boyfriend and I watch your videos a lot together before bed because we find them relaxing. We were really surprised at 7:12 because that's our post!! Thanks a ton for featuring it :> We both really appreciate it

  • @jEsus-sh7qv
    @jEsus-sh7qv Před 4 lety +53

    No one:
    Damien at 2:50 : I got it. The logos are off center.

  • @quantummickey6875
    @quantummickey6875 Před 4 lety +22

    When Damien doesn’t get the joke but at least he *knows* he doesn’t get the joke

  • @xylinx4413
    @xylinx4413 Před 4 lety +9

    1:17 when He just started reading the Filipino I legit almost died laughing.

  • @SincradTB
    @SincradTB Před 4 lety +2

    I have decoded the sign at 4:44. It says "Please do not close the pool fully." "It is very distracting for those who have to get up and let people in." "Thank you."

  • @not2be4gotten02
    @not2be4gotten02 Před 4 lety +10

    Normal people: Available
    Damien: Availyable

  • @salemishere8848
    @salemishere8848 Před 4 lety +63

    The eggnog thing was about how original and classic are the same thing

    • @ReddCrystal
      @ReddCrystal Před 4 lety +3

      @@nobody7817 well that was different for them. People remember the 1980's version as classic, but the original ones had cocaine in them.

    • @ReddCrystal
      @ReddCrystal Před 4 lety

      @@nobody7817 oh, cool.

  • @regrdls3453
    @regrdls3453 Před 4 lety +33

    Can we just appreciate Damien's effort in speaking tagalog(fiipino)

  • @New5oul
    @New5oul Před 4 lety +16

    1:16 i laughed when he pronounced those tagalog words xD

    • @christianjudeberbano7613
      @christianjudeberbano7613 Před 4 lety

      Lol by the way I'm a Filipino🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

  • @daltonpinell6251
    @daltonpinell6251 Před 4 lety +4

    Damien: Politics are dumb man
    I couldn't agree more Damien

  • @therjschannel904
    @therjschannel904 Před 4 lety +16

    Everyone else: Pika-bongs
    Damian, an intellectual:
    Pika-*DONGS*

  • @BobiMcBob
    @BobiMcBob Před 4 lety +154

    i like teeth

  • @redstonepotato9756
    @redstonepotato9756 Před 4 lety +4

    Sign reads “please don’t close door fully, it is distracting for those who have to get up and let people in. Thank you!”

  • @phntmzk
    @phntmzk Před 4 lety +2

    1:19 "footbridge is the first one flooded. y'all are weak."
    excuse my rough filipino

  • @melpomenethemuse
    @melpomenethemuse Před 4 lety +36

    6:03 If this was my school, they’d actually assign a student this locker.

  • @trainman05matthewb.65
    @trainman05matthewb.65 Před 4 lety +63

    The Egg Nog thing was "Classic" versus "original" which are the same word

    • @aljaberhk
      @aljaberhk Před 4 lety +3

      not really

    • @chatboulon743
      @chatboulon743 Před 4 lety +4

      @@aljaberhk It is for eggnog.

    • @Dragon-of-Insanity-Town
      @Dragon-of-Insanity-Town Před 4 lety

      It's most likely the off center thing, cuz classic vs original, maybe there was a different recipe long ago (classic) but now there's a new recipe used as the normal (original)

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  Před 4 lety +6

      something that is classic is technically something that is highly-respected over time (e.g. a classic movie), not the original thing. but emkay hand sees what you mean they basically are the same word in that context

    • @nagol_069
      @nagol_069 Před 4 lety +1

      @@EmKay like how Skyrim is considered the classic even though it isnt the original.

  • @DeadMutt
    @DeadMutt Před 4 lety +24

    3:45
    I’ve actually been to the place where these... uh... penguins are and um... they’re even creepier in real life...

    • @falteringnews
      @falteringnews Před 4 lety +3

      Why penguins? What is the place? I am curious as to why this choice was made.

    • @DeadMutt
      @DeadMutt Před 4 lety +4

      Faltering News The place is called “Winter Wonderland”, it’s in Wales, UK every winter. They have the penguins in a ice skating ring and they disturb me so much ;~;

    • @falteringnews
      @falteringnews Před 4 lety +1

      Sophiesaurus47 OH MY GOD- We have a winter wonderland every year in Australia too! Thank god it doesn’t have creepy penguins as well.. I think.

    • @DeadMutt
      @DeadMutt Před 4 lety +2

      Faltering News Phew

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon Před 3 lety +1

      @@DeadMutt I thought it was a shower curtain...

  • @caspianjuno
    @caspianjuno Před 4 lety +7

    10:41
    Damien: "I don't like him in this state. What state you may ask?"
    Me: "Missouri"

  • @AmazingLube
    @AmazingLube Před 4 lety +25

    12:09 There's a sign for customer toilets for no reason

    • @misslissy7795
      @misslissy7795 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes, I saw it, like go pee in the ocean, hahaha.

  • @calmfox493
    @calmfox493 Před 4 lety +5

    1:16 translates to "Footbridge was the first to be flooded" (obviously lol)

  • @annabelromano3536
    @annabelromano3536 Před 4 lety +1

    the sign says "Please do not close the door fully. it is very distracting for those who have to get up and let people in. Thank you!"

  • @accuratejaney8140
    @accuratejaney8140 Před 4 lety +1

    The microwave isnt a crappydesign, the time is how long to cook the microwave stuff for, the clock is to show the time like 3 am or such.

  • @TheFallOutPilots
    @TheFallOutPilots Před 4 lety +16

    Damien, I just want to say good job reading those Tagalog words (1:19). You actually did read it correctly.
    Anyways, it just says that the footbridge is the first thing that got flooded, not the streets.

    • @TheFallOutPilots
      @TheFallOutPilots Před 4 lety +3

      @@Luke_4044 I really did mean that he did a good job reading it. It wasnt sarcastic at all 😅. I'm a Filipino and know the language and also know English speakers will have a hard time reading it but Damien actually said most of the words correctly.

    • @TheFallOutPilots
      @TheFallOutPilots Před 4 lety +3

      @@squeaky8694 In some context it could mean that, but for this one (not a direct translation) it conveys 'you got nothing on this one!'
      Fun fact: 'Panis kayo' literally translate to 'you're all rotten' but that's not how we use it. It's a two-word expression conveying the message "this thing is so amazing, you have nothing on it" :)

    • @Percise_bee
      @Percise_bee Před 2 lety

      @@TheFallOutPilots your talking to nothing

  • @gsj9896
    @gsj9896 Před 4 lety +20

    me, a filipino, see's filipino text
    Damien: *says it entirely wrong*
    me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @iverakansol9218
    @iverakansol9218 Před 4 lety +1

    4:40 is "Please do not close the door fully. It is a distraction for those who have to get up to let people in. Thank you!"

  • @imdirtydan9604
    @imdirtydan9604 Před 4 lety +3

    6:45 “That’s a waffle iron! I’ll still do it for the pancakes though”

  • @SchrodringersEclipse
    @SchrodringersEclipse Před 4 lety +164

    Merry crymas

  • @idonthaveacreativename.
    @idonthaveacreativename. Před 4 lety +23

    1:16
    ....don't you dare try speaking tagalog ever again. You're scaring the kids.

  • @jadevasdc988
    @jadevasdc988 Před 4 lety +7

    Black friday is officially a holiday.I didn't say it, Damien did.

  • @dumpling543
    @dumpling543 Před 4 lety

    LMAOOOOOO Damien reading filipino is something I didnt think I needed until noww

  • @ltrexy7287
    @ltrexy7287 Před 4 lety +43

    Emkay, the thing that was wrong with the Egg nog was name "Classic" and "original" both mean the same thing

  • @redsolocup2011
    @redsolocup2011 Před 4 lety +6

    1:17 ill translate since i know that language
    “Assassin Brotherhood in training Calamba. The footbridge is the first one flooded. You’re all in trouble”

  • @helmaschine1885
    @helmaschine1885 Před 4 lety

    The beam in the hallway was the funniest and i just couldn't stop lol'ing.

  • @CyberKnightMiky
    @CyberKnightMiky Před 4 lety

    That Egg Nog part, I also question what's wrong
    But for real Damien, you're really teasing us with your pretending stupidity, and I love you for that, genious.

  • @exgrammarpolice6001
    @exgrammarpolice6001 Před 4 lety +16

    1:15 I love the way you pronounce "ang unang binabaha. Panis kayo". If you're wondering what that language is... That's Filipino.

    • @ZF_Aspiris
      @ZF_Aspiris Před 4 lety

      Ex Grammar Police yawn ang tama preh

    • @ZF_Aspiris
      @ZF_Aspiris Před 4 lety

      Do u speak filipino

    • @makki233
      @makki233 Před 4 lety

      i got confused when i heard him pronounce it. he tried his best 😂

    • @exgrammarpolice6001
      @exgrammarpolice6001 Před 4 lety

      @@ZF_Aspiris Yes, I'm Filipino

    • @alfb2453
      @alfb2453 Před 4 lety

      Cute nga ng pagbigkas niya... Haha...

  • @MaverickRiou
    @MaverickRiou Před 4 lety +5

    1:16 translated: “Assassin Brotherhood (in) training in Calamba. (The raised) footbridge is the first one to get flooded. Try to Top that.”
    So basically whenever it rains, it turns that damned elevated, over the road, at least one to two storeys high footbridge into an impromptu game of The Floor Is Lava. As if it doesn’t flood up to your eyeballs on ground level anyway.

    • @ZF_Aspiris
      @ZF_Aspiris Před 4 lety

      MaverickRiou ikr this always happens here in calamba

  • @Flirtatious_Hypn0sis
    @Flirtatious_Hypn0sis Před 2 lety

    Everyone says dream's wheeze is contagious
    Damien is the true king of contagious laughs and wheezes

  • @cashewletta4999
    @cashewletta4999 Před 4 lety +8

    2:48 its because Classic and Original is the same thing,I think..still not horrible

  • @FolkGarlicCh
    @FolkGarlicCh Před 4 lety +10

    Damn, this is why we need an Assassin's Creed Game in the Philippines.

    • @sdiaz1681
      @sdiaz1681 Před 4 lety

      Main objective: skip EDSA traffic
      (Optional): eliminate Templars

  • @NoobiestNoob
    @NoobiestNoob Před 4 lety +3

    4:43
    “Please do not close door fully
    It is very frustrating for those who have to get up and let people in.
    Thank you”

  • @eskhatos
    @eskhatos Před 4 lety

    How to tell Zach and Damien apart
    Damien: slightly sounds like a mix between Markiplier and Poofesure
    Zach: doesn't

  • @tonypeppermint5329
    @tonypeppermint5329 Před 4 lety +2

    Always appreciate Damien's laughter.

  • @swibishdumbhorse
    @swibishdumbhorse Před 4 lety +3

    I love how he butchered Tagalog in a fun way XD
    When he says 'kayo' all I remember is *OKAY KAAYO* XDD

    • @neilyworm
      @neilyworm Před 4 lety +2

      Swivel Starsong WE’LL FIGHT TIL THE END

  • @greasybutter9600
    @greasybutter9600 Před 4 lety +20

    1:16 the way you pronounce the words make me laugh-- but I respect that
    That translates to
    "Footbridge is the first thing that floods. You're toast"
    Hhh im not a good translator pls forgive me

  • @uuuuheeee4254
    @uuuuheeee4254 Před 4 lety

    If a post is funny enough, the turbo kicks in when Damian is laughing

  • @swiftlyaswiftie
    @swiftlyaswiftie Před 4 lety +1

    My brothers on Christmas: open their presents and play with them
    Me: forced to open presents and then goes back to my room to watch Emkay without saying anything because my voice is gone

    • @ElliottLarrubia
      @ElliottLarrubia Před 4 lety

      That's unhealthy and antisocial. Spend time with your parents. It's Christmas and you should spend time with them. Not cool bro.

    • @swiftlyaswiftie
      @swiftlyaswiftie Před 4 lety

      elliottgabler I spent like 10 minutes there and it's not like they would've wanted to talk to me anyway

  • @Silent-mt2ot
    @Silent-mt2ot Před 4 lety +5

    The reason the eggnog one was a “crappy design” is because classic and original are basically the same thing lol but there advertising them differently

  • @noahboyer8500
    @noahboyer8500 Před 4 lety +9

    3:19 LOOK AT THE 5TH AND 6TH LINES! (from the top)

  • @cmeredith4325
    @cmeredith4325 Před 4 lety +1

    We love the videos Damien and Zach. Keep up the good work 👌

  • @GDStormy
    @GDStormy Před 4 lety +1

    I love how he tried to pronounce Filipino

  • @yamigekusu
    @yamigekusu Před 4 lety +5

    0:44 .l"... My smokin hot wife who's a cyborg!"
    **Kuririn has entered the chat**

  • @DarkShamilKhan
    @DarkShamilKhan Před 4 lety +38

    Mmmmm Eggnog my faaaavorite milk

  • @iateamuffintheotherday5619

    I was panicking that I thought I had covid 19
    This made my damn day
    I love Emkay

  • @ya_boii_p1x
    @ya_boii_p1x Před 3 lety

    Sometimes I can't tell whether Damien is being sarcastic or if he genuinely doesn't understand the situation. And that makes it even funnier.

  • @tubbyqueen
    @tubbyqueen Před 4 lety +43

    2:53
    ITS CLASSIC AND ORIGINAL THEY ARE THE SAME THING WITH DIFFERENT DESIGNS

    • @sampound9236
      @sampound9236 Před 4 lety +1

      but maybe one is normal and one is the old recipe?

    • @joeok522
      @joeok522 Před 4 lety

      As nouns the difference between original and classic is that original is an object or other creation (eg narrative work) from which all later copies and variations are derived while classic is a perfect and/or early example of a particular style.

    • @onerandomperson1089
      @onerandomperson1089 Před 4 lety

      Monkey Moses Except that they both mean the first one (original/classic flavour)

    • @joeok522
      @joeok522 Před 4 lety

      @@onerandomperson1089 Original would mean that it's original eggnog, while classic would mean the main product of the brand. Classic and original are not the same thing. Education gooo

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce Před 4 lety

      @@joeok522 As a first time buyer, which would you choose?

  • @Ajbrowwn
    @Ajbrowwn Před 4 lety +23

    you don't get pikachu he has a mustache

  • @trickstrmode
    @trickstrmode Před 4 lety

    that long legged snowman is actually supposed to be like that! he sits at the bottom of your door to stop drafts, and doubles as a kind little friend

  • @Brainhorn
    @Brainhorn Před 4 lety +4

    I love ya Damien but when you miss obvious things it makes me scream at my computer screen lol

  • @jameseastwood2702
    @jameseastwood2702 Před 4 lety +32

    2:43 yes Damien, the logo is off center.

    • @hypirex9942
      @hypirex9942 Před 4 lety +10

      James eastwood I think it’s because it says classic or original and they mean the same thing

    • @koopalingfanemma2296
      @koopalingfanemma2296 Před 4 lety +5

      And classic and original are pretty much the same thing

    • @tammasdexter4291
      @tammasdexter4291 Před 4 lety +2

      @@hypirex9942 that's what I thought

    • @jameseastwood2702
      @jameseastwood2702 Před 4 lety +1

      @@hypirex9942 oh ye I see that now lol. It is off center tho right??? XD

    • @shribs8737
      @shribs8737 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jameseastwood2702 i think the purple one is tilted a bit like the whole carton

  • @pyro8493
    @pyro8493 Před 4 lety +9

    Original and classic are my favourite flavours

  • @lolman101.
    @lolman101. Před 4 lety +1

    Couldn't control my laughter after Damien said ÊÆT

  • @lukescastle
    @lukescastle Před 2 lety +1

    5:04 I was laughing so much that my chest started hurting and I half thought I was having a heart attack

  • @cookie3967
    @cookie3967 Před 4 lety +7

    1:18 “footbridge Ang unang binabaha. Panis kayo”
    “The footbridge here was the first one to flood. Get rekt.”
    Your welcome

  • @bababoo2189
    @bababoo2189 Před 4 lety +3

    1:17 lol it says (if u didnt know) "the footbridge was the first one to flood"

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger Před 4 lety

    Urinal with fogged glass door: Space too small to feel comfortable.
    Bathroom with a clear glass window facing a public road: Dominance challenge!

  • @12inchesofworm26
    @12inchesofworm26 Před 4 lety

    1:18
    Oh hey I'm useful for once!
    This translates to
    Assassin botherhood in training in calamba. The footbridge is the first place that gets flooded.
    You're all expired (you're all dead, screwed, etc)
    Hearing Damien try to read tagalog warms my heart

  • @willowz8962
    @willowz8962 Před 4 lety +30

    B•E•A•N•Z

  • @KaytaRaven
    @KaytaRaven Před 4 lety +43

    The eggnog is both classic and original

    • @skyrat3816
      @skyrat3816 Před 4 lety

      Put vodka in to make it extra special.

    • @cooppermcpoop187
      @cooppermcpoop187 Před 4 lety

      Skyrat big brain

    • @skyrat3816
      @skyrat3816 Před 4 lety

      Donno about that mate as its prob a way to shrink a brain a little.

  • @thechoripankiller
    @thechoripankiller Před 3 lety

    4:40 "please do not close the door fully. *it's very distracting* "
    That's what I call _irony_

  • @Catglittercrafts
    @Catglittercrafts Před 4 lety

    When Damien finally got the back of the truck one, it’s so adorable

  • @davis4107
    @davis4107 Před 4 lety +31

    Hello Damian, I have come for your earlobes

    • @walp8408
      @walp8408 Před 4 lety +1

      Too late i already took them.
      You would have got them first if you were subbed to damiens main channel

    • @Eli-in9bq
      @Eli-in9bq Před 4 lety +1

      Well, I know for sure I took his kidneys.

    • @walp8408
      @walp8408 Před 4 lety +1

      I took his spleen too

    • @plaguedoctor7834
      @plaguedoctor7834 Před 4 lety +2

      I already got his d- nvm

    • @snackalicious_2424
      @snackalicious_2424 Před 4 lety +1

      I got his toenails

  • @user2twixx
    @user2twixx Před 4 lety +63

    *FILIPINOS RISE UP*

  • @tokyoandthesexwhales4514

    EmKay: Don't do whippets
    Also EmKay: This is how you do whippets

  • @RealSwissShady
    @RealSwissShady Před 4 lety

    i like how emkay pronounces flipino words like LMAO