Dear Mario,

Just out of morbid curiosity, I made the shorts version of this private and re-uploaded it as a regular video; here's to science. Also used it as an excuse to clean it up a bit
Like/subscribe/comment/etc if you want more weird Mario content

[@ohno6919]

I don't understand this and yet it brings me great joy. Such is the beauty of life

[@Gencoil]

And you don't seem to understand. A shame you seemed an honest man.

[@Montgomerygolfgator]

The "I am bowling" is actually Japanese. It's from the Anime "serial experiments lain". An anime that can be best described as LGR Cyberpunk.

[@HokoraYinphine]

​@@GencoilAnd all the fears you hold so dear. Will turn to whisper in your ear.

[@HokoraYinphine]

@@Montgomerygolfgator dude wdym "its japanese"
the entire song is in english...
"i am bowling" is "i am falling"

[@builderbenny]

She's bowling and wants Mario to join her, what isn't there to understand?

[@ZSGreenFalcon]

Mario, it's Peach. Let's go bowling.

[@dominantasmr578]

I did not expect a Serial Experiments Lain reference but I'll gladly accept it

[@ianpyles1877]

Dear Mario: Please come to the castle I am ballin. Yours truly peach

[@kitsinthewebs222]

Shows peach dunking it on Mario Hoops 3 on 3

[@kittykat5090]

she is bowling‼️

[@alienatedpoet1766]

I imagined this as Roman from GTA IV. "Hey Mario, let's go bowling!"

[@maxaltenkirch1022]

Hey, cousin, lets go bowling

[@Chiefaroni]

Bowser: Gwa-ha-ha-ha! Princess Peach will never be bowling!
Speedrunner Mario with 0 stars: Well actually-

[@dustynlane656]

Let's all love Peach

[@azteciandrumset7140]

present stage
PRESENT LIFE

[@magache1234]

This sent me down a lain hole

[@j-smack4147]

You've done it

[@SupaGema]

so i am both an enormous lain fan and video game fan im not sure how i was perfectly recommended this video but i find the algorithm really impressive sometimes.

[@sahilhossian8212]

Lore of Dear Mario, momentum 100

[@Reece_Plays37]

PEACH IS BALLIN???!!!!!!!!!!!

[@benlogicfactsshapiro]

You heard of New Super Mario Bros now get ready for New Super Bellic Cousins.

[@mrsharpie7899]

Peach will never be bowli-

[@DenerMartins99]

man i love bowling

[@EndureFlash]

Super Mario 64 was actually a game created by Lain

[@longbeing]

Missed opportunity to include the sound of a bowling ball hitting the pins.

[@treehouseofcomics]

Mario: SURE!

[@megakillerx]

Mario Bellic.

[@Blond_7]

I can only assume the princess is faded as well😨

[@koholintisland2167]

CZcams. We don't run ads on 12 second videos.

[@0mareni114]

The question is, where or what is she bowling with?

[@kawaiiarchive357]

Lol mixing bowling and singing with genocide of goombas. Some good shit right here.

[@spikeytoons1991]

Makes sense since I gone bowling yesterday. I didn’t bowl with goombas though. I bowled with green pigs.

[@noname-bu1ux]

Lainpilled 🍑

[@raphcap]

And I don't seem to understand

[@Duckpencils]

Im literally about to teach the algorithm a lesson for playing with me ¯⁠\⁠_⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[@Drutt173]

What happend to me that I enjoy dumb Mario content (no offense)

[@Reallyker101]

Whats with all the porn? (Peach's Ornately Rong Note)

[@sahilhossain8204]

Lore of Dear Mario, momentum 100