Random Jokes | Stand Up Comedy by Karunesh Talwar
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- čas přidán 21. 03. 2020
- These are jokes I had never planned to upload, but because we're all in quarantine , I thought aapko yeh de deta hoon. Sound aur video quality thodi upar-neeche hai, sorry about that.
I upload new content daily on Instagram, follow me @karuneshtalwar
Video Production - Nanak Bhatia, Abhishek Bhutwani (ClassClown)
Sound Recording, Mixing and Mastering - Sohaill Gandhi
Artist Management - Savinay Shetty, Nayantara Kumar (Misfits Inc.)
Venue - Canvas Laugh Club, the Habitat
Written and performed by Karunesh Talwar
His jokes are really sharp and cuts deep just like his surname.
Epic 😂😂
Lol
Kaatil comment 🤘❤
I feel obliged to like your commentt
Jabbardast
Why isnt anyone talking about his SINGING SKILLS??? You sir, are so multi talented !!!
Bang on👌
Binod
@@iamkrishanggupta he bhagwaan😂😂
@@tanishajhanji4780 Tanisha if you want to pls watch some of my dubsmashes too. They are on my channel
he was in a band ig?
1:00 I've made it guys
😂😂😂
Good for you dude... doing great!!😂
*I've won, but at what cost*
I really like your women empowerment jokes..have deep meaning and its still the reality of all houses..:)
It's good atleast some men understand this reality while majority are in denial.
Toxix indian masculinity:(
@@VinodKumar-ov6jd लूल
Right!! I think he's the only male comic who does those. Mostly comics just make fun of their hypothetical girlfriends 😂
It is the reality agreed.
*"Chilla rha hai, isko aata hoga kuch."*
Indian mindset in a nutshell.
The former was the most educated PM ever
@@shubhamsemwal5532 idiot
@@suryansh0075 vada pav
@@suryansh0075 Idli
😂
Guys, thank you so much for watching! Mera plan nahi tha inn jokes ko upload karne ka, par Coronavirus ki vajah se pata nahi kab main agla video shoot karke daal paaun. Waise bhi bohat time ho gaya tha channel pe naya content daale hue. Toh maine socha ki pehle ke shows se kuch unreleased jokes daal doon. Hope you guys enjoy this :)
Samosa
Who is the most stupid PM of the world
Bro, kitne baar ek hi baat bologe. We get it, tum nahin daalne waale the lekin virus ne majboor kardiya. We love your humour, so it doesn't matter what order it is or what category it comes under. Waking up to this, is in itself happiness. Thank you for making us laugh in such times.
Bhot achha kia ☺️ ham v bor ho rhe hai 😂
Great content and great effort Boss.
Kam se kam meeting k beech beech me hass lunga :-D
Also elon musk :- sends tesla in space😂😭
Seriously, love that guy
He is a legend.🔥
That Himesh observation was such a sharp and clever bit!
These artists are such good people. A lot of them are releasing content online that they didn't actually plan on releasing anytime soon, just to help us cope with the situation in a better way. Thank you so much, man!
Much love! :)♥️
Stop assuming stuff dude
@@Explorer_indy89 well no doubt he is humble and a great artist but on the other side they are capitalising this situation which is right in each and every way
@@sarthakkhurana4530 vada pao
@@randomguy1897 Kanda bhajiya pav🌚
Aditya Gupta very right bhai!
When his random jokes are better than most stand up shows😂
I think giving personal opinions all the time is not stand-up. This is my personal opinion. He and every one should try different ways.
All r equally funny
@@rabiyadav2604 sabhi jokes personal opinion aur past experiences pe hi hote hai. Bina personal opinion ke joke kaise banayega?
@@ChiragMalik4 joke ke liye criticism jruri ho gya h bhai inke liye. Jinke liye criticism base nhi h wo sare comedian inse bahot upar h
@@suman5525 🔥 obviously bro Nice opinion Kher guys please can i get 1 subscribe Thanks 🔥💐👍
He always look beach ready 😂
*This was the time when ONLY talented stand up comedians were popular.*
Isi saal ki hai
Yeh woh aadmi hain jo present mein nostalgia mein zee raha hain
@@differentangle7666
Ha ha lol
@@differentangle7666 yehi baate toh baad me yaad aayegi
@@MonsoonBags abey jeene toh de Palo Ko pehle. Pal ke bich mai tu bolta rehta hai
I love how you went from himesh to politics. 😂
shruti lawate XX Sc ah hjijrffjj
Wada pav
That's why it's *Random*
Samosa and chatni...😜
Content ki kami
Please make this a thing where we respond to trolls with 'vada pao' 😂
This should become the new trend reply to trolls using random n weird words
True it needs to trend
Vada pao
Bhadwa Pao
Definitely
Imagine Sanjeev, and Vineet being real friends..
Himesh piece was the best. 😂 Didn't think that man still had so much more to give.
Man, i just woke up right now and saw this. Best start of the day.
Seriously!
@@shubhi4147 can we go on a date?
@Prashant Sharma How many fathers you have Prashant?
Yo wait, guys what about a threesome? Im a guy tbh xD jk jk jk
Even I just woke up rit now N watching this sipping coffee. 😎
This is why I'm paying for internet
♥️♥️♥️
Awesome. How do we pay him
Get a life dude
@@varunkebooks we give him support and watching. We're the audience he can earn because CZcams has money he has audience
internshala.com/the-grand-summer-internship-fair?
@@faizanadib06 yeah sure, work during lockdown
What a wonderful stand up comedian ! We need more like him who can actually deliver a positive message through stand up comedy and speeches
Can we just take a moment to appreciate his intelligence. I watch a lot of standups and haven't come across any comic who has better delivery and content than you.. amazing 👏
I think we should Clap for him too 😂😂
Thaali bajao bhai k liye😂
Go karuna go!
N for him we shd do 10 mins clap
@@Ayush-tf6pt looollll
Too Baja le taliya comment me kyo hag raha h
"Letna" is the option right now.
When u realize your normal life was called quarantine.
@@varunkebooks **chuckles in introvert**
"chila rha hai isse aata hoga kuchh" OH MY GODDD that was soooo funnyyyyyy!!!
Himesh part was just amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was really an Aston Martin made out of Bentley performance.
Loved that car man😍😍😍😍
I was just repeated it..and see what i saw😂😂😂
I was cutting onions. While listening to this... My parents were confused... Seeing me laughing with tears in my eyes..
Big fan man❤️... Great writing
This comment got me, i dont even kno why😂😂😂😂😂😂
Since you git 69 likes I'm not gonna like your comment ......if you know you know 😁
Mars pe jaake bhi sim card toh use karna parega na. 🌚😂
Dude this is ultimate. I laughed at every single joke. 😆
Whenever i ask my frnds to plan a trip they be like:-Bhaai kasol chate hai phukenge maza aayega😂
Bhai ek baar hash brownie kha ke dekh waha ke, duniya palat jayegi
@OTAY OTAY 😂
You just relaxed my mind in this situation, with such intelligent and crisp jokes!! Thank you Karunesh!😁
That amitabh ji one nd prime minister one😂😂..man u can turn a crying person laughing😂😂🤣👍👍
I really liked the gay pride joke hehe I completely agree with him that's the reason that I can't come out to my parents as a gay teen
I hope you will get the courage one day , I'm a bisexual she/her , and i came out to my parents about it 4 year ago , at that time they ignored me and my dad even hitted me , but i still came out a year ago again to my mum she was shocked but she understood me , she was against it but i said If i liked a girl i will marry her and not come back home if you care that much about your society but i hope you will find your partner
@@haneul_o384 But it would be tough for you to find a partner of compatible/similar sexual orientation right? What's your plan for it.
You should have attended the Lucknow parade
@@tromboner6061 hey i know this is late but I'm also a demibisexual and idk if it's just me but i think that the time will tell , i am not keen on dating because of past bad experience's , and also I'm planning to move abroad in a few years, so maybe I'll find someone there but it's that if i don't find it , it's cool as I'm pretty much laidback about romance and relationships .
2:25 Usi sim card se tera views aa rha hai.
Baat to pate ki hai bhai tu ne
Vadapav
Desh bhakti wildin 🤯
Vada Pav
Sambhar Wada!!1!
" wo dusra earth bana raha hey, sim card nehi" 🤣🤣🤣
You Are Great bro...
Big Fan
Now Elon Musk is also making sim card🤣🤣
Hey karunesh if we both weren't straight and if I married you i would be call Talwar talwar
Ps :- just a joke for your upcoming show 🤣😅😆
😂😂😂😂
How do you know he is straight 😏
@@alokbaluni8760 ohh sorry bro
I forgot
It's her choice
But if surname goes otherwise, then he will even lose the one he has now 😁
@@talwarchouhan2998 haan but sexuality isnt a choice. People dont choose to be gay, they're born as such...
Really great work ,I loved it.
Sir is it compulsory to have salt in every toothpaste
Karunesh Talwar is like a kid who was never let to express his opinions and so he keep making notes of it all, always, every bollywood movie, every family function he was that left out kid who was always quietly observing, and then bamm! Paap ka ghada fhuut gya..
Aisa Kya bura lag gaya 😁😀😁😂
@@vikasarora1009 Vada Pav 😆
Vada Pav 😆
@@HimadriRoy23011997 😁😀😁😁👏👏👍
You completely nailed it. Laughed hilariously😂
I love the way he gave joke delivery. Sudden change in face expressions, Love it dude.
I feel sorry for any viewer named vineet😂
See Likes 69* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Binod
@@jimmyhopkins5145 बिनोद
binod
Bara pao
CZcams recommends this video.
CZcams: Was this a good recommendation?
Me: Absolutely!
You're are a rockstar, Karunesh!
7:51 he was like " hun" we were like nahi 🤣🤣
Him : makes political jokes
Twitter account : ah shit here we go again
Did u guys observe the starting declaration, he said
Stay home stay safe let jaao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
mazaa aa gaya 😁
*The only comment you have written*
Noticed!
Vada paav
This guy is amazing...I just love him...damn great feminist he is..... respect sir
He is better than feminist.
I really laughed a lot. Thank you 😊
4:27 probably the last time you had put your finger in your mouth without sanitizing your hand 😁
Kannav Gautam that time no one even knows what the fcuk is Corona ? 😂
@@chillndie exactly 😁
4:36 Bro only thing that came to my mind was " Bina hand sanitize/wash ke haath mooh mein daala"😲
Very funny jokes btw
#Corona
Shukar hai gay joke suna ne ke baad sirf haath mooh mein daala :D
Dude the videos are very old which Didn't get uploaded. 😐
@@mecss8910 😂 Obviously bro video purane h Kher guys please can i get 1 subscribe Thanks 🔥💐👍
The gay and jhumma jokes was best 😂cause some people don't know what's really going around 😂😂🔪
The Himesh bit though 😂😂😂 I just died at that
That himesh reshamiya bit was awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️
9:14 that laughing sound was most funniest part
This is hilarious! The observations are so on point!
I just love the msg behind his jokes👍👍and the way he delivers .Everytime I want to watch stand up comedy I search "karunesh Talwar" and watch his videos in repeat.
Lots of love 💕 Thank you 😊💐
Quarantine just got a whole lot better 🤣
R u quarantine
@@NoThing-ec9km what do you think that has another meaning 🤨
@@kapilsurve8638 now a days people use heavy and trending words just for show...
Dude if these are random jokes then i want a complete series of these jokes🙌🙌.
Loved it 😅😂😂😂
Oh man! As soon as I saw this template with "1day ago", I was like "Are bhai aagya apna 😍". Died laughing seeing him at 4AM. One of the standards of comedian. 👌😂😂
THIS is what I've been waiting for since 2020 started🤣🤣🤣🤣 quarantine entertainment goals
"Vada Pav"
Best Random Response Ever 😂
Extremely funny man. You're consistently political which is difficult and spectacular. Your growth seems very different from many other comics, your foundation seems way stronger than others. Lambe race ke ghode lag rahe ho. Very Louis c k (hopefully only in your humour)👌🏽. Keep it up dost!
💯 like
Consistently political🤔🤔🤔
zabardast bhai, kya awesome comedy karte ho, jitne bhi videos dekhe hain sab m hansi aat hi hai. Superb
I am daignosed with corona and I watched all of his videos and it just made me so happy from inside like I wasnt even suffering from this disease
9:14 did somebody hear that weird laugh ?😂😂
Was about to mention that
@@animalmasti4991 vada pav
@@adithyaramesh5634 wt vada pav?
Oh the reference!!
Nice obsv. haan..!! 😂😂.. The most interesting of all the bullshit comments..!!
5:27 best joke
Lol
I just love you man. The only comedian in India who makes sense and still makes us laugh. Lots of love to you.
His jokes is not jokes is the harsh reality of society 🥺🥺
"India ko subtle emotions ki kadar nhi h ....... Right bro... hit a like if u agree
Vada pav
“Bas let jaana chahiye” - Kisko pta tha ye Line ek din ADVICE ban jayegi....
Dude hatsoff to you. New era of Standup. Great Content.👍👍👍👍
You should do more of them 🔥😂😂😂😂😂💯
*if his Unreleased Jokes are this Lit think about what will his Released Jokes be* 👌👍❤
Humare naye Makanmalik...bade sahab!!🤣🤣🤣
Creativity level- Karunesh Talwar🙇♀️
Hey man you are just amazing.. you deserve millions of followers. Made my day... I was having a really stressful day.. anything was hardly making me smile and dude yojr jokes made me ROFL. Thanks a lot karynesh
Sir, you are one of THE MOST clever critiquers I have seen online !
Absolutely hilarious ! Observations are always on point.
I have been lucky enough to attend one of your shows and it was amazing.
Karunesh yar you're the most amazing underdog of stand-up industry you deserve more. You always met the expectations
Great bro u rocked everytime.... Imaging ideas....
This guy is so leggit ! I have watched and subscribed him from the very first video. Honestly, gets better each time I see him. Love you @Karunesh
This made my day! Thanks for sharing!
I can feel that keeda on my neck when you sing like him😂
❤️❤️ Quarantine just got better.❤️❤️
I wish his video never ends. Love.
Tere liye to Amazon prime liya Bhai Maine.
U r my favourite stand up comedian... amazing
oh man this is soo good, perfect timepass for work from home
Another good thing which came out of Quarantine ✨✨ ♥️
Kadambari Sawant Baby Palm Tree (Leena)
I really don’t mind all the cut out jokes especially in these corona times.
His t shirts remind of GT y city game guy
It's GTA Vice city
@@chetan007ize ya same
He is brilliant! I have seen some of his videos on loop and laughed so hard every single time. I have seen a lot of standup comedians but Karunesh is another level🫶 Too good!
Trust me... He's the best comedian out there
Bro check out shridhar v. Hes great too
How can I trust you? 😂
@@yashraj7007 just check it out🤣
Varun Grover, Tanmay Bhatt, Kunal kamra what about these guys
@@cheduptsheringbhutia4895 politics wale chutiye jokes,,,,anubhav singh bassi , abhishek upmanyu ,aakash gupta,best hai.....kyoki neutral hai...
You are a blast and I laughed a lot in this serious situation. Tnx for spreading joy.🙏
Dude upload more content! PLEASE! Just rewatching old videos here
damn..this made my day!!1!
You're amazing Mr.Talwar :))
Meaning plz?
Last one on internet trolls was my favourite 👍👍👍😂😂😂😂
ek number
A moti....
Abe o kali..
A moti..
Woo Hoo🤣🤣
Simply amazing 👏 loved it
Hats off
So, he realised he has a CZcams channel.
I’m not taking sides. Before Jio, YT views from these comics - Approximately 2-3M per video. And post JIO - You know. Don’t know if JIO has disrupted the market, but has definitely helped content creators in terms of leveraging their reach. However, this guy is pure class!! 👌👌👌
medu vada
The whole video was entertaining including Ur singing...I think u have classical training but above all the current scenario "bade sahab"...wo bole HAANNNN toh Han...I thoroughly enjoyed it...
Seen your video for the first time....and I am now your Fan:)....I hope that,we will get to see more of your Comedy