Casino Royale Pitch Meeting: Introducing The Blonde Bond
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James Bond has been a staple of cinema for decades and decades. The franchise really took a turn in 2006 with the critically-acclaimed ‘Casino Royale’ -- a grittier take on the character starring Daniel Craig. Although the movie was definitely a refreshing change for Bond, the movie raises a lot of questions. Like why did James Bond have to do parkour? Why did he murder the guy he was trying to keep alive? Why didn’t they just capture Le Chiffre instead of joining in on his little poker tournament?
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I was kind of hopping the London department would be Ryan doing his best British accent.
Not doing that was a big mistake.
Couldn't be worse than trying a scottish accent
i feel like british ryan has a canadian accent.
British Accents are tight
Nah, that'd be too blond
Ryan George mocking Daniel Craig for having two first names is advanced comedy
Or just self mockery
meta comedy is tight
Brilliant observation. I'm old but why didn't I see that?
As someone with two to four first names I felt that
He's the guy who co-starred with the guy with two last names - Harrison Ford.
“I think he looks like a comfortable turtleneck came to life” lmfao
Had me dying! Im literally dead. Like this is thr ghost of me writing this comment. You'd figure that would be a problem but it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Not really. Even when he was still quite scrawny in Remington Steele he still managed to do action scenes well, threw a good punch, did a trapeze act. Bond is suave and sophisticated, not a special forces goon. The job is spy not strike team.
"He DOES look like he gives good hugs."
Doesn't he though.
Best part. So funny.
@@MsNonblonde YES!!! When he said that, my honest thought was, "YES, he DOES look like he gives good hugs!" 🤗
"I said... TOO BLOND"
It can't be understated how amazing the writing is in these
I cried laughing at that
Who else thought when they went to London it was going to be Ryan George doing a British accent?
That would've been perfect!
That would have been better. The English guy, while he’s got all the catchphrases, hasn’t quite got the cadence and timing right. I’m sure there’s an element of practice so he’ll get better with time, but a large part of it is the charisma that Ryan has in spades.
I’m super upset it wasnt
Yea, i wish for the next one he would do british version himself
Μe
I was writing an essay for my college HR class, and I snuck in “super easy, barely an inconvenience” and i’m so proud
snucking in favorite youtuber's lines is tight...
@@UtpoiyaMon_TituMousom now get off his back about it
Oooohhhh and I bet it was so difficult for the teacher to like that catch phrase!!
@@TheBrickGuy7939well no infact it was super easy, barely an inconvenience
Ooohhh things being super easy, barely inconveniences is *TIGHT.*
when others try to Pitch Meeting you realize how important Ryan is to this.
Gotta agree. The London sequence just didn't work.
SPARKY SINN 👍 Ryan's ability to smile while saying ridiculous things is tight.
@@redlightmax this guy is brilliant!
True in this instance, but Matpat's portrayal was tight!
@@XHackManiacX Super Easy!
Ryan George: “What’s with him having two first names?”
Also Ryan George: “Yeah pick a first name you wierdo”
As I read this it happened
I'm pretty sure it's George Ryan.
I have two first names XD
@@ZainAhmed-ns2di Oh my gosh, me too XD
That's kinda the joke
PMCU - Pitch Meeting Cinematic Universe
This will be in theaters
Wow
That sounds like it’ll be pretty easy, barely an inconvenience 😀
Very smart
I love it
Wow, the British division taught me that almost everything in the show's humor is heavily reliant on Ryan's great delivery.
Eefje Poppelaars glad I’m not the only one who thought this. The British division may have been much funnier if Ryan didn’t already have this method perfected. But it was a good change of pace. I wouldn’t mind seeing them attempt this again, as long as it is just an occasional thing.
It's not just this show. Delivery is one of the main components in what makes comedy funny. It's like when you butcher the punchline of a joke. The delivery falls flat and so does the humor.
Yep... That was just awkward.
Eefje Poppelaars it worked just fine I thought. The Brit’s are tight.
@@nyxzorander yeah but you're wrong.
"She killed herself for the sake of the franchise"
Best words for your tombstone.
Idris Elba?
I said TOO. BLONDE.
Oh, too blonde things are tight!
I didn't know who that was, so I Googled it. Looks blonde to me :P
@@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 ya ya ya looking to blond is tight
according to the BBC today, he is not black enough.
Finally someone admits that the reason Idris Elba isn't James Bond is because of his blond hair.
It's the only reason.
Because he is too. Blonde.
Admiral Xizor Haircolorism is a terrible thing.
Admiral Xizor 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂
If only he could blackhair himself up
Super elementary, barely a pain in the arse.
Rather straightforward. Less than somewhat inconvenient.
@@madwibble Extremely mundane. Barely any trouble.
All spot on
"Nah mate"
Le-Chief-ra LOL
I know I already wrote that Ryan should do Pretty Woman, but now I'm suggesting it... A second time
Suggesting things a second time is tight!
Maybe Julia Roberts is the only Hollywood icon Ryan George is truly afraid of. Once SHE gets on his back she ain't never getting off.
Pretty Woman sounds like a really lame superhero.
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc giggity.
Yeah the plot of that movie is so nonsensical it's laughable. An ultra rich businessman hires a random prostitute, doesn't even make love with her, gives her moneys, falls in love with her and marries her. The end.
"I think he looks like a comfortable turtle neck come to life" might be the best description of Brosnan I've heard
There's no such thing as a comfortable turtleneck. They are garments designed to slowly strangle
@@YvonTripper you clearly haven’t been wearing them right, they’re like warm neck braces mixed with jumpers that actually have style
@@luke8801 turtlenecks are tight!
@@cecilgoodman2343 loose weight. It helps.
You should do this on April fools day:
“So you have a movie for me?”
“No sir I don’t”
“Oh you don’t?”
“Yeah I forgot to write one”
“Ah, forgetting things is tight!”
“Yeah and it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience”
“Eh, this does seem pretty inconvenient to me”
“Whoops”
“Whoopsie, so there’s no pitch meeting today?”
“I don’t know”
“Fair enough”
Then 3-5 minutes of end card
This is great, you are hired.
Dude spoilers
What would the name of the video video be called?
Giovanni Giovanni. Mystery Pitch Meeting: You won’t believe what happens!
Name it after a famous movie that got hyped then canceled in pre production 😂
That turtleneck joke had me weak lmao
"He looks like he gives really good hugs."
Quantum Of Solace: "Bond goes rogue!" - "Well okay then!"
Skyfall: "Bond goes rogue!" - "Well okay then!"
Spectre: "Bond goes rogue!" - "Well okay then!"
Rogue One: "Jyn Erso goes Bond!" - "Er... what??"
How does this Bond guy even keep his job?
@@dilaudid1 I guess spy turnover is more costly than dealing with Bond’s bs
He goes rogue in about every 2nd movie... spies going rogue is the No.1. spy movies cliché
The James Bond equivalent of "Turn in your badge and your gun. You're off the case."
"No problem, barely an inconvenience," says the cop before sneaking back into the crime scene.
“Daniel Day-Lewis?”
“Possibly too gritty.”
That made me laugh.😂
samesies
Why? Sorry i don't know
@@00bean00 He found it funny
"What if I were to suggest Daniel Craig for a second time? Yeah, what if I just literally suggested him again?"
LOLOL.
Ryan is literally a genius with all of his jokes, every single video just has layers and layers of little quips and well paid off long jokes.
Totally agree
Yeah he's fantastic
Literally gotta watch them twice to truly take in the flavors of all his jokes. Same with Pete Holmes
3:25 “what’s up with him having 2 first names” said Ryan George 😂
"But he died!!!" "Yeah but just a little!!" Hilarious!! :D
Literally how we all feel after watching a Michael Bay's movie.
Were you killed?
Sadly yes ... but I lived.
That’s actually pretty realistic
"There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive."
Recovers instantly from poison, months in hospital for crushed balls. He's all man!
The way u guy/s switched to the British division was tight.
Which one?.
The British guy(s) reminded me of Naboo from The Mighty Boosh.
ahh it was "very sophisticated"
Yes, switching to the British division is Tight.
Quite lemon squeezy, scarcely a broken fence.
This was by far the funniest one. “They’re going to have a love scene while he’s in the hospital for having his balls crushed....Ooook. “Lmao 😂
but its just crushed balls, the d was not harmed...so as long as it can "get up" no problem at all... lol
That's one of the things that didn't make sense in this movie. No adult male can heal from the amount of damage that was clearly shown in that torture scene.
@@FutureBusinessTech I mean a guy can live without balls... the thing that really doesn't make sense is that Bond managed to make a kid in the last film when he no longer has balls that's what's truly shocking
@@Rubiecat I guess I must have forgot...he was wearing a thick layer of plot armor over his valuable region at the time.
The 100% oblivious "Yeah, it's gonna be super-romantic" really sold it.
Even better: James Bond apparently managed to father a child after that. Which, given his age, wouldn't have been a given even without the torture ...
"Why does she drown herself?"
"Because she can't be in the next movie"
The 2 people from the British division look oddly similar to each other, are they twins?
One has glasses and bad clothes, they are totally different
@@leomoe433 Exactly, they are tots different people
Who is his name?
ALL Brits look the same? Is that what you're saying? Racist!
No, one of them had plastic surgery so to look like the other one.
Can't wait to see if there are Spanish and French divisions.
They're going to be tight!
@@Orannis9 Not as tight as the German divizion.
Yeah, and doing so would be super easy, barely an inconvenience! After all, Ryan is Canadian.
Cant forget the Turkish division (From Russia With Love)
French Division is likely ..he can speak French and Canadian...maybe he's from Quebec or something....
“Pick a first name you *weirdo* .”
I'm surprised that I haven't heard that more in my life.
I literally met a guy years ago whose first name is my last.
i went to school with a kid with two last names
the man who said that was Ryan George
@@joelellis7035 Ellis?
@@mjolnirsoul9214 lol
"Yeah, he's just immediately fine, and carries on."
"But… he died."
"Yeah, a little. No big deal."
"If feels like a big deal."
"Well it's not, so absolutely get off my back about it."
"Well, OK then."
… yes.
Feel the need to add: as someone who *has* died, a little bit, that such an event is *not* something one recovers from rapidly. A defrib alone is a donkey kick to the ribs; felt like they were broken for a month, couldn't use my full depth of breath, etc. The adrenaline shot… required the application of restraints. Could not _imagine_ trying any form of action sequence after getting shocked back to stability. (Sure, it's only a couple of dozen joules… _at hundreds of thousands of volts_. By gum.)
"Not even a hint of a hangover from having died?"
"Nothing whatsoever."
"Well okay then!"
Well, ok then.
I’m openly giggling at this comment
I imagined Maggie Smith as James Bond for a second.
I died a little.
Guess we'll have to resort to Watch_Dogs Legion
Her arguing with Judy Dench the exact same as regular Bond would be hilarious.
2021's black gay trans Bond: "whoopsie"
"I've always wanted to use that car."
@@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet I just died a little from happiness
3:25 "What's up with him having two first names?" - a clever reference to Ryan George being two first names
Yes. I was rather pleased he didn't actually explain it.
Big thanks for explaining that. Explaining jokes in the comments to show how clever you are is TIGHT.
Professor Pesca yeah yeah yeah
Moron
"Oh, eyeballs that cry blood for no reason are TIGHT!"
"Oh, have you encountered those before-"
"-Yes."
"Oh, very mysterious, anyways.."
*2nd dude is literally having Vietnam flashbacks*
I once worked on a movie called "the Fugitive" with a man named Harrison Ford. The man has two last names!
"Idris Elba?"
*"Too blonde"*
I said ... TOO... BLONDE....
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
VM6
Lolz, it took me a second to read between the lines on what the actual joke was 😝
@Ahmed Laiq i mean he is a film producer exec
@@sulufest like right before that they were talking about sarcasm and "i mean every word i say" (sarcastically)
Daniel Craig: Two first names pick one.
Ryan George: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Ironic.
Liam Lynch I was looking for this comment so nobody could say I was copying 😔 beat me to it
That's the joke
I don’t get it.
Can't believe it took me a minute to catch on...
I came to the comments to make this exact point but I figured someone would’ve posted it first... and I was right.
6:23 I really want to start telling people to “absolLUTEly get off my back” abou things 😂
"It's French for the number, because he's really good with numbers."
"Is he French?"
"No."
..
"Oh."
Technically, "numero" is French for "number", while "chiffre" is French for "figure" or "statistic".
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc *numéro
“How about Idris Elba?”
“TOO BLONDE”
“I don’t think you know who Idris Elba is”
“TOO. BLONDE”
"Blonde"
according to the BBC today, he is not black enough.
@@alec0062 Nobody cares.
@@amityislandchum you do. hence why you comment.
@@alec0062 Because I'm sick of seeing you post that same comment in every thread.
01:25 *_THIS ISN’T _**_#CinemaSINS_**_ ..._*
*How are we supposed to know* *_WHICH LONDON_* *you’re referring to* *_WITHOUT TELLING US THE COUNTRY?!?!_*
It's London, Ontario, Canada obviously.
/Not to be confused with London, Kentucky./
Referencing other CZcams channels that comment on movies is TIGHT
Hey, that’s a thing I’ve heard of on the Internet.
I need longitude, latitude and solar coordinates along with local and Zulu time zones
“But he died!”
“Yeah, a little.”
I love how these catch phrases work with most any performer, but are perfected by George. The moments of seriousness are even funnier.
I love this Casino Royale Pitch Meeting. Great addition with the London division and the joke about television shows. Keep pitching!
It was rather effortless, hardly an annoyance…, so find someone with a British accent and Little to no comedic timing or sarcasm whatsoever? Exactly sir.
I was expecting culture shock when they switched to the english british..
But it wasnt bad.
I accepted it quite fast.
Was super easy, barely an inconvenience
These ones with non-Ryan’s aren’t Ryanverse canon as far as I’m concerned.
I have binged on these Pitch Meeting episodes all week and I still can't get enough. Brilliant.
The pictures of the queen in the back of the London division 😂
And the teapots...
Netflix pitch meeting I could really just see this being a good episode
Not long enough. They'd stretch it to an hour
I hope they do this. Ryan already made a video about Netflix in his own channel
He's got that on his own personal CZcams channel. Kinda hope they don't do a pitch meeting for it though cos it would pull potential audience from his video cos he's a smaller channel
Yeah that would be nice.
"we need a British actor"
proceeds to name Irish actors
Having two first names is Tight.
Cough* Cough* Ryan George.
I just love the way he says "I don't know!" lol
I love how Studio Exec Guy has a picture of himself at his desk. He's so self absorbed!
That might actually be a picture of the president of the company. I've noticed a lot of the employees at these studios tend to look similar, except some wear glasses and some don't.
The British division has the Queen instead, so KnuckleHunkybuck may be right
How dare you! That's a picture of his wife.
@@ScionStorm1 your comment deserves more recognition xD
“So he’s dies”
“He’s dies!?”
“Yeah but just for a minute”
The MCU really took that to heart.
“But he died!?”
“Yea just a little, no big deal”
I really can't wait to see the Bollywood writer/executive.
Andrew Hershberger I feel that would get too many ppl triggered
I need this guy to do pitch meetings for Indian movies lmao
He'd only have to do it once though. They use the same formula for every movie.
1 hour revenge story
1 hour love story
1 hour comedy
add plenty of musical numbers.
@@adamroberts2228 Why triggered? I mean because of what?
@Michael Freed Still dont get what you mean. Pls explain?
The Interview pitch meeting. Do it in honor of the summit
"... and then he stuffs it up his ass"
"Oh stuffing things up your ass is TIGHT!"
I have only seen that movie once, and I liked it, everyone said it was an awful movie or that it was banned almost everywhere.
I hated that movie, but would find a pitch meeting for it to be waaaaay more entertaining!
"what if I were to suggest Daniel Craig for the second time?"
I THOUGHT I had seen all of these, but this is my first pass at this one. Literally wiping tears of laughter off my face as I watched. GENIUS.
That London twist worked really well. It's like it was super easy, barely...uh...something.
Ok so I had my headphones on, went to the kitchen for water and to take a vitamin, and as soon as I was about to swallow, Ryan said: “but he died? - just a little bit, no big deal” ... and I spit out my pill and water and almost choked in my water xD. Seriously Ryan I love you. Haha
Who's this Ryan you speak of?
I've learned to not have anything in my mouth when I watch these for that very reason.
generaldane oh yeah idk.. that’s a mistake. Whoopsie
Taking pills while watching comedy sketches is TIGHT.
Sorry. Couldn't resist . . .
He was only mostly dead. Also, I think we need a Princess Bride Pitch Meeting.
Pierce Brosnan (I have no idea how to spell his name) definitely looks like he gives good hugs
I need a Pierce Brosnan hug!
"Have you encountered that before?"
Straight no stutter "yes"
Lol
Idris Elba?
Too blond.
I don't think you know who Idris Elba is-
I.Said.Too.Blond. 😏
I cracked up too hard! 😂
Love the studio exec’s face when he said it the second time hahaha
Girl I hollered and had to rewind.
that part.
Bond had parents (died in a climbing accident) and a wife, Tracey. Brought up multiple times. Difficult to keep the codename theory for most of that.
“So he died and recovered then got hit in the balls and that was too much for him?”
Women have no clue how relatable this is though
😆
women have horrible pain in our genital area for about 3 days to a week every month
Haha yeah women don't have balls! Fking epic dude lmao
"Huh"
@@beasttitanofficial3768 a kick in the balls tho......
Recovers instantly from poisoning, months in hospital for crushed balls. He's all man!
I forgot about the balls part. There is absolutely no way his balls survived that torture ordeal.
"But he died!" "Yeah, only a little." "Well, okay then." - pure gold.
Its a joke but legit. Ive literally died, but only a little. Like my heart stoped. But since it began beating after 60 secounds of me hitting the ground i recovered after 15 min
How about a John Wick Pitch?
Great Job btw :)
So what's the story about?
It's about a retired hitman that goes on vengeance after some Russian gangsters who steal his car and kill his dog three days after his wife dies.
Oh my god! You're going to kill the dog? That's messed up man!
Don't worry he will kill all these people in such cool ways, we won't even bother about them.
Oh, killing who kill dogs is TIGHT! So how John get his revenge against the man who killed his dog?
He's just casually shoot him the head.
Wait, what?
Yeah, we spent most the budget on this awesomely executed and incredibly shot night club fight scene at the second act, so yeah, he's just going to shoot the guy on the head and stab his old father on the belly.
That sounds kinda poor ending.
Well, we were going to end the movie with John going after his stolen car, but the budget couldn't afford it, so it ends with John getting a new dog for himself. But I thought we could keep the car chasing scene for a sequel, so we end right where we left.
Well, if we make a good movie with awesome action and it performs well at the box office, count it in.
Amazing!
*JOHN WICK II STARTS FILMING NEXT MONTH.*
@@thecouncilofnine4692 WELL OK THEN
I said the same thing.
That will be a good pitch meeting.
4:39 Executive Ryan trying to bleed from the eyes is a comedic genious!!!
"In the last movie we had him kite surf on a tidal wave"
"Sounds gritty to me"
😐..."it wasn't"
Amazing.
Having a British Division is tight.
An into the Spider-Verse pitch meeting would be tight.
This was by far one of the funniest pitch meetings, Ryan. Well done
1:26: "The British Division": At the time, there were some odd rumours flying around in the UK media for Pierce Brosnan's replacement in the UK. We had Clive Owen (could have been a great Bond - not chosen due to contract conditions), the singer Robbie Williams (WTF - too young and immature), Stuart Townsend (the guy that would have been Aragorn-dropped out early), Dougray Scott, Henry Cavill, Rupert Friend and Sam Worthington were all in the running too. Some diehards were not down for Daniel Craig were not down for him being Bond just because he was blonde - he looked a little *ahem* plump in his first press conference and he had a gurn/face that kind of made him better for radio. Come Casino Royale, he looked buff though!
Just so you know, I understood the “two first names” joke. Making fun of your own name is TIGHT.
I've watched every episode of Pitch Meetings over more than a year and I find this so brilliant. It never gets repetitive, the signature lines are perfect, Ryan is on point EVERY EPISODE. It's scripted to perfection and it's always fresh!! Best mini series on CZcams. Hands down. 👏👏👏
I love the shuttle details like the producer having a ptsd flashback when they mentioned the bleeding eye thing or the picture of the queen in the background instead of the producer
Having someone else do a bit on the pitch meetings just shows you how good Ryan is. The Eng;and part was painful. Please only use Ryan in these lol
Ryan, I was hopping to see you play a British clone of yourself. Woopsie!!
Whoops! Very mysterious!
Pierce Brosnan is Irish, not British.
Whoops!
Whoopsie!!
Doesn't Britain include Ireland tho?
the UK doesn't but I'm pretty sure great britain does
_Krosis_ just Northern Ireland. The Republic of Ireland is not British.
@@brianaruno1053 Actually no. British includes people on the Island of Great Britain (English, Welsh, & Scots). That's why the official name of the country is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Irish, Northern or otherwise, are not British. Originally, Bond was supposed to be English, but once Connery played him he was Fleming officially made him Scottish.
@@Markone99 No.
_Krosis_ my god, no. How can you be that ignorant.
Ireland is neither British nor has ANYTHING to do with the UK.
Ireland is a completely sovereign nation.
Northern Ireland (16% of island of Ireland) is still part of the UK. For now,...but not much longer.
This is excellent! Way to go. That British is outstanding you really really brighten up my day and evening thank you so much!
How can every one of these has the "barely an inconvenience" line and it cracks me up every time?!
Please have the Australian division in one episode! Mr Sunday Movies would be perfect for that.
Or Ozzy Man
Crocodile Dundee it is
Down syndrome in Australia is smart.
“Pick a first name ya weirdo” - Ryan George
Yeah... We get it
The way he says "well, ok then" is just perfect lol
The get off my back thing is always funny....
The Queen's photo in the background hahaha!
I've seen this movie at least 4 times and that's the first time I've understood the plot. Like a mission impossible movie, you just go for the set pieces and assume there's some story happening between the action.
I think you need to pay closer attantion to what you watch
The book was WAAAAAY better. I highly recommend reading it, even though you know what happens in the movie. It's still a great read and totally worth it. It's called "Casino Royale," written by Ian Fleming in 1954, and it spawned the entire James Bond franchise. All of the things in the movie that don't make sense--why he kills some random guy at the beginning, why James Bond needs to play cards with Le Chiffre instead of just killing or capturing him immediately, etc.--are either explained in the book or were never there to begin with.
In short, the book was better than the movie and it's definitely worth reading
I grew up with Pierce Brosnan as Bond. Goldeneye, man. Still love it - and the N64 game.
He had the best gunbarrel
Legendary
I can watch these videos over and over again... you are just awesome 👏
I didn't expect Casino Royale to be one of the best Pitch Meeting episodes.
The British division needs a better green screen lol
TrevorBOB and someone believable
Harrison Cornell, he wasn’t too bad lol, acting did need some work tho
"A comfortable turtle neck come to life." THAT- made me legit LOL.
Died lol
I love these videos they are tight! And they are super easy to watch, barely an inconvenience.
The way you say, "Well okay then" is literally the funniest freaking thing ever! hahaha
Love the addition of the extra characters love to keep up the great work guys
4:13 You said it like if you have experience in that kind of stuff...
*.....suspicious.....*
Please do the rest of these, it would be tight!
"Get of my back" is slowly becoming the new catch phrase!?!!😂