Who can win in a race against Talon Trot? | Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
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- "Banjo & Kazooie may have a fast dash,
but even still I think they're trash!
Let's have them do a few races,
and if they lose a single one, I'll bash in their faces!"
- Gruntilda
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Tracklist:
Boggy's Race (Banjo-Kazooie)
Gabi's Valley (Super Smash Bros. Ultimate)
Treasure Trove Cove (Super Smash Bros. Ultimate) - Hry
Race: *exists*
Ganondorf: *sighs* I'm too old for this.
Dont forget, all those, "who has the strongest X move" ganondorf either wins or gets top 5
Race: *exists*
Little Mac: Finally, something I'm good at!
*incineroar huffs and puffs a mile behind ganondorf*
Sonic:I Got You My Bro!!
Noe Gamer922 Acceleratle rollout (not including charge time) are both faster
Sonic: Wanna see me beat Banjo-Kazooie in a race? Wanna see me do it again?
Shota 945 this deserves more appreciation 😭😭
Shota 945 good Spongebob reference
To be fair, we all saw that coming.
Sonic (with spirits) wanna see me beat HERO? Wanna see me do it again
That reminds me, I wonder how fast Banjo and Kazooie are with wonder wing-
Kazooie gotta be one strong bird to carry a huge bear and run that fast
Harry Pratt And take a beating.
@@MrGamer07100 It's an abusive relationship. Lol
She's one tough bird alright.
@@nintendowolf she's a smartass and pecks banjo alot so it goes both ways
@@SuperGamefreak18 That's what I meant by "relationship". They both take part in it.
Can we reflect on the fact that Wii Fit Trainer needs to do heavy breathing just to keep up with a bird carrying around a fatass bear on its back
Ikr
I was about to say that bears are pretty fast and if we're comparing it to a real human, it makes sense
but then I remembered the bird part
Colfdra Legend well the bird is almost as big as that bear so there’s that
Yoga isn't exactly aerobic exercise so makes sense
Also, Banjo isn't fat. He's a bear, and an anthropomorphic one, so he has a LOT of heavy muscles.
Who can win in a race ag-
Sonic: "Done."
Hero with Acceleratle: Am I a joke to you?
@@hankpeterschmidt8626 Ridley's side special: Yes.
@@Free-afghanistan Side special*
Bowser probably weights over 300 pounds and he is faster than most characters
In his games he can run fast
Like Super Mario 64
He is faster than Mario and Luigi despite being slower than them in Canon
cause he strong af. an actual beast. sakurai said that he based bowser in smash on his own interpretation of him from super mario bros 1
Hash Slinging Slasher He would most likely weight around 1600 pounds with all his accessories on
Princess peach is probably 300 pounds. Bowser should be over 4000 or something.
Aha. Roy and Chrom have a slower dash speed but a faster initial dash, which is why they tie. If the track was longer, Banjo and Kazooie would win, but if it was shorter, Roy and Chrom would win.
That's what I thought, how do we know this is totally accurate?
Same with Cloud (without Limit Break).
Actually i slowed speed and roy/chrom won
Same and not cause I main Roy
Mpng Vlogs lol
"Who can win in a RACE"
Sonic: allow me to introduce myself
Let's MOVE IT!
Sonic's his name, speed's his game!
Ridley's side special:imm'a bout to end this whole man's carrer
@@xX-PkFreeze-Xx Blue Streak on the road, Ridley grinds by...
Hero:
Speed Challenges:*Exist*
Sonic,Terry and The Hero:Were gonna end this whole man career
Shulk, Kirby, and Wii Fit Trainer: I heard we were ending careers over here
*points violently at the fact sheik beat him but zelda couldn’t*
Captain falcon and little Mac would like to join this too
Incenoroar: i guess i die now
Im probably blind or just didnt pay attention but what minute does sonic run? Does he even run??
I’ve actually never seen ZSS’s running animation since all they do is jump
big salt
Funny, because every one of us ZSS players know that her ground game is underwhelming and her aerial game is what counts
Zεro Point Shokkan Issa joke calm down
@@sekinafi29 No seriously, all ZSS players stay in the air 90% of the time 😂
And then the other 10 percent is spent getting you off the ground
Interesting to see a race between Rare's iconic duo. It's still surprising to see Banjo Kazooie get a pretty fast dash. I actually thought they would be slower than that.
even with that move they can't beat sonic . SoNiC RuLeZ
@@ultrainstinct5794 and we all know Sonic's the fastest
Gets beaten by The Flash
@@ultrainstinct5794 hero with acceleratle
Talon Trot is used for to get around faster in Banjo Kazooie, so it's probably not that surprising it be that fast.
Cailie Isidro it’s obvious they would be fast
Kazooie’s carrying a big bear on her back. The fact she’s be to beat so many characters shows how much of a beat she is
A beat?
Just imagine how fast she can run when she isn't carrying Banjo around.
@@Dinoman972 You can do that in Banjo-Tooie. She's only slightly faster
Some of the characters could probably win if they dashed then did a special, however
I didn’t see sonic
Lyrics:
dabababababbaba
HA-HO!
*repeat 80 times*
Replace a few "HA-HO!" with "y-awww" as needed
And a few "Yuh-oh!"s.
It's that?
I thought it was wumbo
@@timeonstuff I wumbo you wumbo he she we wumbo the study of wumbology? It's first grade spongebob!
Banjo: almost *NO ONE* can win against by buddy Kazooie!
Sonic: hold my chili dogs
Shulk:Me too hold my exp
Sheik: Hold My Paper Wraps..
Greninja: Hold My Surikens!
Ridley: let me hold you
Cap. Falcon: hold my dead franchise
i don't remember Bowser being that fast
Bowser: I am the fastest turtle in the world
21st fastest running speed in the game.
He’s faster than Marth and Inkling, believe it or not
Well, to kidnap Peach all the time he has to be fast.
since smash 4 he is one of the fastest in the roster
When you realize that the clip on the top is the same clip each time. I mean it makes sense but still XD
Dodger the Crocodile yeah same, lol
So you think they should have kept recording Kazooie running over and over for every other fighter?
Carmen Austins that’s why I said it makes sense, it’s just funny that you’re watching the same clip 70 times in a row
Does anyone else just watch these just to make sure Sonic wins every time?
Yes
He'd instantly win with his Super Form, but it only unlocks in his Final Smash.
I do
Yes
I still wish tails was in smash (he would probably be the second fastest in the game)
>running challenge: exists
Sonic: Allow me to introduce myself!
Kazooie has perfected the art of Naruto running
ejem...FOX....ejem
Joshua Crabbe she’s t-running
Sonic *cough*
@@radicalraccoon8722 look at her wings they are facing inwards
Joshua Crabbe have you seen Isabelle fast walk?
Wow. Banjo is faster than I expected. Also this is the first time I've been this early to your videos. Great video man!
Techkid04 wiw
Techkid04 wow
Kazooie is the one running
@@nebula-collector
You're right
It's not banjo whos fast, it's kazooie because he's caring banjo
Who will win?
A back laid animal
Vs
A blue blur hedgehog
The hedgehog
@Shadow plushie wrong color
@Shadow plushie shadow isn't faster than sonic
The anime swordsman with alot of RNG stuff
A pink gumball with a giant sword and a blue aura
Bruh Bowser is faster than Mario wth
He’s been training y’know?
have you played a Mario game outside Mario kart and Mario Party? Bowser is hella fast
Hulk in Glasses Even in most Mario Karts he’s pretty much the fastest
In Mario 3D Land (I think), he comes running at you in a portion of the final boss fight; and he's faster than Mario in that too - if memory serves.
@@FengLong And in the Brawl cutscene,you can see Bowser sprinting like he's killed someone.
3:18 And no one was surprised!
sonic:im about to do what is called a "pro gamer move"
Who else came just to see sonic destroy talon trotter?
Me, but not me.
*Talon trotter.
Thats all i came for
Me and see hero rekt banjo with down B
Me
Imagine HOW fast is kazooie without Banjo.
Sonic: "Can't still beat me! Heh!"
At least twice as fast, and she can solo fly. Banjo Tooie is a good game
@Shadow plushie sonic is slightly faster, according to olmypics and sonic forces dash game whatever that is called (i forgot.)
Well shes a bird
Im scared for sonic
Any running challenge:
Monado Kirby: it’s free real estate
Sonic*
Monado Kirby*
Shulk: exists
Kirby: it’s free real estate
Really any challenge basically!
@@hoshidanmudkip6164 nope
0:35 Wow, that's really close!
Haha yeah. Would've been nice too see Yoshi win.
@@nintendowolf He's already the fastest on air without specials, being the 3rd fastest character on land without them is really good. Even if it's a minimal difference between 2nd and 3rd.
@@DiegoG2004 That's actually pretty good when you think about it! People be hating on Yoshi because he's "annoying" or have "questionable hit boxes", but that just means they can't beat the almighty Yosh.
@OpGamers My point still stands, 18th out of 70+ characters is very nice!
@OpGamers wasn't Little Mac the 3rd fastest?
2:43 Waluigi in the Background: Cheater!
Lol I know it’s a move from Wario though
3:18 Of course... *Sonic Speed!*
Mario Mythes dont
*but waluigi never said anything*
Why does this exist.
Dominic13 yeah like how is this funny
0:45 Waluigi: CHEATER!!!
You skipped cloud with limit
@LuigiDude There is. Limit increses Cloud Dash Speed and Jump Height
MonadoJoJo Zerø pretty sure it's fall speed and maybe air speed
MonadoJoJo Zerø Limit actually kinda hurts Cloud in the air because it increases Fall Speed and so does Deep Breathing.
@@ellie8272 no, its ground speed, air speed and falling speed
@@MonadoJoJo It doesn't increase jump height, that's his Up Special.
Race: who wants to race
Sonic:so let me introduce myself
*Results*
Kirby (Speed), Fox, Captain Falcon, Sheik, Mewtwo, Zero Suit Samus, Wario (Bike), Charizard, Sonic, Little Mac, Greninja, Shulk (Speed), Bowser Jr./Koopalings (Side B), Ridley, Hero (Acceleratle)
Good job, man
Death note activate
Rip pichu, pikachu, lucario and all the other characters that could of beat him if he used their recoveries
Or Lucario at high damage
-Canary Mary: joins the race
-Kazooie: sweats nervously
Took me a while to realize there wasn't a monster laughing and that's just Kazooie slowed down.
Win: Ayhoo!
Lose: Awww..
Tie: Uh Oh!
Talon : am one of the fastest hear!
Sonic : hold my ring
Hold my chilidogs
Hold my chaos emeralds.
0:43
Waluigi: *”CHEATER”*
A dog carrying a bird is slower than a bird CARRYING A BEAR
Who can win a race-
Ganondorf: *sad doryah*
incineroar: *sad roar*
Lets all remember that ZSS is in heels
Jayden Kassa Her heels are rocket heels. But it’s still weird how she doesn’t trip every two seconds like anybody would.
@@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv maybe she has super technological high heels that have *insert completely made up physics and gadgets* to make the heels sturdy.
Or she’s just that good.
*To strong to be kept alive*
Race: “exists”
Sonic: that’s piece of cake to easy for me
Imagine how fast Kazzoie is without Banjo. He could pump his wings and probably go faster than Sonic.
Sonic's gonna make it. I know.
Edit: 3:16 Now for the moment your waiting for!
They were really close!
@@tmtm_8884 looked at 0.25 speed I can see its closer then I originally thought.
Thanks
You’re too Slow
I wonder how fast will kazooie be if banjo wasn't on top of her 🤔
SuperSonicFreddy Ever seen 'Road Runner?'
I imagine just slower than Sonic.
Kazoos is a girl
@@erickz6218 nope kazooie is a girl, go look it up
She'll be alot faster, no doubt. When she's without Banjo in Banjo Tooie, she runs alot faster.
Dog: (holds bird) (loses)
Bird: (holds bear) (wins)
Banjo & Kazooie are the 11th Fastest character(s) in the game
He’s faster than cloud
And slightly slower than Charizard and Ridley (who are tied) in case anyone was wondering. He is also as heavy as snake
Top 10 Run speed is
1. Sonic
2. Captain Falcon
3. Little Mac
4. Sheik
5. Fox
6. Zero Suit Samus
7. Greninja
8. Mewtwo
9/10. Charizard and Ridley
qwerty qwerty who is leon
Also yes Starman gives a global Speed boost.
So any character is faster under the star effect
qwerty qwerty Again. Who is Leon.
YT comments don’t know how to read
I’m just gunna assume you’ve never played smash
qwerty qwerty please I don’t understand what you’re saying. I don’t get why people just can’t type correctly and expect others to read gibberish
qwerty qwerty you still haven’t answered my question. Who is Leon
@@pineapple3798
It's so confusing
Sonic: I'm finna end this man's whole career
I keep thinking Banjo and kazooie have an advantage because the camera keeps making the course look smaller for Banjo's lane.
Me too
I loved the part when he said “a-hoo”
CZcamsr: *Makes comparison video*
Mii Fighter Mains: We all know where this is going
Funny how Meta Knight, a being who flies at literal warp speeds can’t outrun a bird carrying a bear
Because it would be unbalanced and too hard to control if he can do that in smash
GoldenChainy It boggles my mind universe destroyers like Meta Knight and Shulk can get hurt by Pom poms and can’t kill a human in 1 attack
@@xx_squirtle8621 if this was canonized then Kirby's inhale would be a One-Shot and Sonic would create a sonic boom by literally running so yeah those two characters would murder
jevthecool the mythical knight Most FTL+ Characters in smash will outspeed Base form sonic. Also those 2 aren’t shit in base form compared to meta knight, the only character in smash who’s Universe Level in his base form with his default equipment
Let’s not forget they fucked him up after brawl
90% of the video: A COO!
10% of the video: AARRGHH
Mewtwo hasn't failed me yet! Nice one dude!
awesome video, as usual!
3:15
sonic: you're too slow
hero: you're too slow~
Sonic is still the best when it comes to base speed,hero's buff doesn't count
@@rainbowwolf4208 yes it counts
@@rbggsc6719 acceleration is a buff and not base speed so Sonic still count as the fastest fighter in the game
@@rainbowwolf4208 nope
@@rbggsc6719 you can say the same for ridley side b no ?
4:45 Why is Banjo and Kazooie running reverse at the bottom?
XD
Djaroem Koenaro
Then it’s a bad joke
andy1416
thats the joke.
Oooh i gotcha!
At the top, a bird is holding a bear.
At the bottom, a dog is holding a bird.
😂😂
you have entered the comedy area
3:18 Sonic : Nice try Pal !
This music actually makes me so happy. I love Banjo
I just realize when Banjo wins he says random word
"Takbo"
And takbo is a Filipino word that means run*And it fits to the video cuz they were racing
PNX2455 um no that Sfx is when banjo gets a jiggy in banjo kazooie and banjo tooie
PNX2455 Nah, that's what Banjo says then he gets a Jiggy. Basically "Ya'hoo"
Finally, someone that knows Filipino language . I taught I'm the only one who knows Filipino language
2:36
Wario:* loses*
Bango & kazooie: yesss!
Wario: NOT SO FAST PUNY BOI
4:32
Same goes to this
And 5:50
Videos: Who can win in a race-
Sonic: You fool. You absolute buffoon.
When Cloud has Limit, isn't he a tad bit faster ?
Yes, the creator just didn't try it.
If Luigi started off running then misfired he probs could have done better
Someone:*Uploads a video of smash bros speed*
Sonic: *This will be easy*
A more fitting title, "Who's faster than Banjo & Kazooie"
at 5:01 kazooies beak touches the goal before cloud
well, then i guess Banko wo- oh s*it cloud has his limit active
*cloud now wins*
Imagine how fast Kazooie must be by herself
In Banjo-Tooie, it was a feeling like a game's sprint button had suddenly become the standard walk speed.
when he said "ha hoo!" I really felt that
Just so you know a bird with an *E N T I R E B E A R* on its back is faster than a literal goddess
*Sonic comes up*
Banjo: *chuckles* I'm in danger
Please refrain from giving credit to banjo when it’s about special moves and running
Guh huh, I'm in danger
@@danestambaugh255 lol
Any video: who can win in a race w-
Sonic: *yes.*
Race challenge: Exists
Sonic: Im 4 parallel universes ahead of you
4:18 WHAT!!!
So you're telling me you think the other ones that were ties that shouldn't have been ties were ties BUT THIS ISN'T?!?!??!?!?!
I was thinking the same thing at 2:22
Well Meta Knight and Palutena lost, if you slow down the footage, and Roy and Chrom beat Banjo
When you first saw the video who else thought sonic will win this race
Edit: this is a lot of likes!?thx😅
Me
Logen Oldaker Me! I even posted a comment about it.
Same
But sonic won
Me
A great opportunity to let us listen to six minutes of banjo screaming GyuH HUh to our eardrums
The title:Who can win in a race against Talon Trot?
Sonic:Come on,bring it on!
*Can we just Roast Wii Fit Trainer The character that has to do heavy breathing to catch up with a Bird carrying a fatass bear even tho The wii fit trainer active af*
tiny ass bird just carries a big chonky bear wtf
*exactly*
Okay, honestly I thought Meta Knight would win (or at least tie)!
It was a tie, I don’t know why he didn’t put tie. Joker also tied.
@@ieatcereal4dinner489 Maybe Banjo was like a pixel ahead?!?!?!?
Maybe, but I don’t think that’s enough of a difference.
Nate_Is_Here kazooie was slightly farther ahead than joker if you slow it down
By like a pixel.
I deadass watched the entire video 😂
Duck hunt: hey um duck would you mind if you run for me like Kazooie?
Duck: F@*! This crap im out.
1:14
This is not how I would have handled Jigglypuff's rollout at all. Jiggly should actually start *moving* at the same time Banjo does.
Dark Storm the way races work is you cannot input anything before the race starts
Lilly but they let shulk, hero, Kirby input Monado and spells before the race.
@@ellie8272 what about shulks monado
@@impreza316 Yes, but those are seen as preparation. They can literally walk up to the starting line with Speed/Accel equipped without inputting anything else. Yoshi, villager, and jiggs can't do that.
Cloud with limit is faster
Nuts and Bolts Banjo: I’m ready for smash
Kazooie: Can you lose some weight first
Banjo: Uh fine
I know everyone is going on about how fast Kazooie is... But can we talk about how Bowser, the heaviest character is EVIDENTLY almost as fast?
It's terrifying
go to 4:03 in 02.5x and you will see kazooies beak touches the line
I think the results on whose feet touches the line first
@@fezling_1705 ok
@@pinkedge3439 If it's based on real life rules then Kazooie wins because the head matters. Also look at 5:00 VERY CLOSELY and tell me who won.
@@nintendowolf kazooies tip of her beak touches it
@@pinkedge3439 good eye
Yoshi and Meta Knight won wtf, also Luigi and the princesses coulda won
Call me Zelda ONE moar time exactly
how could luigi win because even without a misfire, green missile has a lot of endlag
Love the gobis desert remix/cover
A race: Exists'
Jigglypuff, Robin, Ganondorf, Link, Dedede, Byleth, and Inceneroar: *No*
If Jigglypuff started to roll at the same time as Banjo she could have won
Same with Yoshi & Villager, the creator was just biased.
@@lucasgamernelson989 No it's not, Banjo & Kazooie started running before the characters we mentioned started moving with their Special moves.
...which is why Banjo & Kazooie should have waited.
@@lucasgamernelson989 No it's not, starting to move at the same time is a perfectly reasonable thing to count, everyone should know this logic as it applies to *all* races, Banjo & Kazooie obviously got head starts during their opponents' start-ups and it's not fair to do it *that* way.
@@lucasgamernelson989 The only thing that makes it fair to get a head start in races is if *that* person is too slow, nothing more, nothing less.
4:49 **sad doggo noises**
Did yu heal well after banjo destroyed you ? SIKE WE DONT CARE ABOUT YOU
Great, now I feel worse...
I don’t think you care about a dog’s pain, but I healed recently
@@BarkQuackBoom shut up stupid dog banjo is better HE GOT ME THE MEW SPIRIT (that is impossible to get)
I honestly don’t know what to say since Banjo and I are at the same spot on the tier list
@@demonox4005 i think doggo is better banjo you stupid idk what you are. try facing my friend. he mains Duck hunt.
Great alex.exe
Was definitely not expecting ties nice
Now I’m in the mood to play Tooie never realized how much I missed these two until I heard their voices I guess
Umm... Simply every character faster than ridley and himself (His speed is 2.184)
Kirby with manato arts doesn’t count to me. He can’t use that alone
But- oh that makes sense actually
A race against someone else: exists
Sonic: this is so easy I almost feel guilty.
banjo: Lets race!
Sonic: *hold my chilidog*
hi
hello!
Kazooie is so speed ! So she is too much if Banjo insn't in her back !
r/ihadastroke
Who can win a race-
Sonic: I win