GAUNTLET FRIED CHICKEN | Fortnite
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- čas přidán 8. 05. 2019
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ASMR Thanos Fried Chicken: • (ASMR) Thanos talks to...
BUDDIES YOU HEARD IN THIS VIDEO ▼
Heavenly (Pink): / heavenlyfather
Grouse (Yellow): / the_grouse
Geuce (Green): / thebiggeuce
Milk(Turquoise): / uhthemilk
Eekaj (Orange): / eekajj
Mickey (Purple): / mickeymt
MUSIC ▼
Swing - Killrude (Epidemic Sound)
Disero - Like That: • Disero - Like That (fe... - Hry
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Badger the type of guy to search for all infinity stones just to snap himself out of existence
It's me as well
*”A stone for a stone....”*
I'm dead inside so why not outside
*_HE USED THE STONES TO DESTROY THE STONES_*
Iron Man dies. Along with Badger.
I love the "HE'S HITTING THE WOAH ON THE ICE" as he zooms in on a how quality Thanos Dancing on ice while sliding around as he get better qaulity over time. Shit was hilarious to me
Same. It just MURDERS my sides
When you erase half the universe.
Deadass
Lazy_Krazy78 one question what’s that dance thanos was doing at that part
What. He fuck. Is the woah?
Sentences that I though would never be said...
"Thanos is hitting the woah on the ice!"
"Dread it. Run from it. THE FAMILY MEAL ALWAYS ARRIVES."
Bajur hier breakin records he dont even know about
About as rare of a sentence as "a shark eating a cheeseburger"
Yo mans said that Thanos was hitting the woah
I invisioned it immediately
Not even a second later the video transitions to fucking Thanos on ice and lemme tell you the tears were real T-T
Hell yes brother
Thanos: That man, eat his ass!
imagine Thanos in the movies actually saying "THAT MAN, *E* *A* *T* *H* *I* *S* *A* *S* *S"*
Thanos
*c l a p*
9:37 for anyone wondering
Badger the type of dude to use the Infinity Stones and snap the world just to skip the lunch lines at KFC.
ShitPostMalone greasy bucket of deep fried foreskin
StarLord: * Gauntlet claps*
Universe: *default dances to disco music*
3:16 "I understood that reference."
If physical energy can be changed into thermal energy. How hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it.
how the fuck did i not notice that till now?
Im just sayin
That is funni
Leaving this for me when I come back excuse me sorry.
1:26
1:06
My favs
Eye of Horus no, thanks i used this so many times
Oh it’s beautiful
Reminding you to look back on th is video!
"-Liberal!"
Common soldier kills Thanos with M16
Iron Man: “Am I a joke to you?”
'AVENGERS. REVISE (strategy).
They assumed that Thanos is so powerful with all his stones when in reality it takes a 9mm to kill him.
Fortnight cringe
Forrest Woods
Des and Troy?
Yeven Carlosa last I checked an M16 shoots 5.56
You've heard of thanos snap
But have you heard of *starlord C L A P*
Bro, this my job
excuse me wtf
@@fbi1821 hold tf up
Hello there
@@ramaceq7672 Ah, General Kenobi
Anyone else think that Badger needs to play For Honor?
I have a feeling this glorified cheeseburger would main Lawbro and Berserker
Salt Sage For honor aka for push up Bc I think badger is just gonna cheese everyone by pushing everyone down a cliff.
I honestly would love to watch him and some buddies play for honor
Yeeeeeessss
Yea
Only Badger's humor and legendary editing techniques can make me unironically enjoy a Fortnite video. Hats off to you, my guy.
Yeah I can tell you're a redditor
Lol
I’m disgusted....but I’m happy
Shut up, *BOT.* Don't call my game bad, *BOT.*
This is a joke, chill the fuck out. I hate the game too.
I've said this line too many times in my life
finally he plays Fortnite instead of shitty world of tanks or fucking Rainbow
Victor Aguilar Fortnite is fucking gay tho
Victor Aguilar fort is super shit now with the new season
Badger uploads fortnite:
*THE END IS NEAR*
Cameroon *BANGER*
@@chochoize xD
The end of badger is near
ABANDON REASON; KNOW ONLY WAR
we are in the endgame now
11:52 that kind of editing is why I watch your channel, self made subtitles are great, but when you put a character to match the voices like you do it makes it unique.
shotgun gaming exactly
Endgame spoilers ahead
You have been warned
I just saw endgame, and I gotta say. Stark overdosed on Infinity Stones and got infinity stoned.
P.S. he became an infinity stoner
Dread it. Run from it. The high always arrives.
Smh, he should’ve known what would’ve happened. Big RIP for my man who died because of cocaine laced rock candy. It’s a darn shame.
Honestly you phrased that in so much of a shitpost-y kind of way that it effectively blurs the line of troll spoiler and actual spoiler
Well done
@@shimmyking4 It literally took me an hour to think this joke up. I actually had it in my head but then forgot it. I spent an hour trying to remember it and then it came back.
In the words of the Ultramarines chapter master:
" I CAST FIST "
James Garratt Cosine All Sine Tangent
That reference warmed my heart brother
FOR THE EMPEROR
@Sexualised Autismo I play wind-up kitten, in attack mode
YOUR INSISTENT OF A FISTIN!!
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Everybody : Did you play Fortnite ?
Budgar: Yes...
Everybody: What did it cost ?
Bodgor: My pride
Edit : Please do not think about the "pride" thing too much, there is absolutely no intent to offense Fortnoot players, it's just for the joke :)
Boojer: oh and also USE MY CREATOR CODE THERUSSIANBADGER
Like how you called Badger frickin Budgar and Bodgar. Made my day i laughed so hard!!!
4:31 When someone talk to me about Fortnite in 2019..
Venox how does he edit thanos like that? Does he use photoshop or something a little more high end?
Fullercub it looks like sfm
Cap, no CAP-
I pay my taxes, I’m nOT A COMMI-
2:06 “All that for a drop of clout?” Love this part 😂
All that for five likes
Badger as an alien still be like:
Theirs nothing stronger than love, accept for a m32 rotary grenade launcher
that the division reference tho
Exept*
There’s*
That was a great anime
I don't know how I had so many grammar mistakes in a single sentence
Fortnite: The only game besides gmod where Thanos can dab, default dance, and T-Pose.
Don't forget hitting the woah...
FOOL! Only the Hulk can dab.
The Unreal engine?
When my female friend asks me what to do with her boy friend
9:39
O
Dafuk???
based
What... The fukk
Perfection
Dude! You totally did need to visualize Thanos firing a Glock 18. YEEESSSS!
So I'm listening to that song "Chicken Fried" and I see this notification that says "GAUNTLET FRIED CHICKEN" and I'm like "bruh wut?"
You know I like my Gauntlet fried,
And cold fear on a Friday night.
Avenger screams that sound just right,
And Badger's videos uuuuuuuuuuuuup!
@@AngyIronman That was beautiful
Colin Graham and I like to see thanos rise...
See the love in his purple eyyyyyeeees
Feel the steel of his precious fist
And know a thanos snaaaaaaaap...
Thanos becomes controlled by some random shitposters (2019 colorized)
i just wanna say "Thanos is hittin the woah on the ice" is still one of the funniest things on your channel
*Hears a female voice in the memer group*
This does put a smile on my face
There has been femoids in the crew since like... 2012. Stop drinking paint thinner and disapointing your parents.
@@brosephnoonan223 stop being mean and appreciate the meme
the fuck is a memer
Heimskr, Prophet of Talos who shat in your cereal
@@brosephnoonan223 why would you ever buy piss
Captain America: pulls out an m16
Thanos: pulls out an akimbo m32
You know he had to do it to 'em!
Woke up to Thanos stuffing his face with chicken, never change Badger
9:37 laughed so hard I literally couldn’t breath😂
Cap, no, cap, I PAY MY TAXES IM NOT A COMM-
Captain America: "throws oversized dinner plate
Random Marvel Fan: What would you do with all 6 infinity stones?
Me: *Snap UMG out of existence*
I would rather erase epic games and everything connected to it, boom no more fartnite or pc exclusives
KableFI I would erase all of the cancerous shit including epic games, fortnite, and EA
Wow, what a coincidence seeing you here xD
JohnnyAceGaming who is it that makes it a coincidence?
@@destroyercreater98 It's deadblade. I know him from discord then I watch a random YT video and see his comment, so yeah, it's kind of a coincidence
Nobody:
Badger:Pronounces Chitauri (catari)
Chitauri: Am I a joke to you?
shitarie
Guitarie
Fuck
4:32 Perfect response to anything frustrating game related or otherwise.
Looking back after 3 years, not only has fortnite and badger changed, but honestly the growing group of pals is just the best part.
1:42 that’s going in the year-end montage
U rite
69th like
"Your Insinten on a FISTIN!" Definitely gonna be a shirt I will buy
uhmmmmmm don't, please don't
Thanos doing the woa on Ice is probably the greatest thing I have ever seen.
7:45 is the most true part of this
You won't belive how much
"Infinity butt-cheeks snap" jokes we made
Badger out here telling the truth about sweaty Fortnite streamers.
*cough* Ninja *cough*
If it breaths it's a bot.
@@chimera9468 stream sniping
#botlivesmatter
That face looks so good with the flash imagine what it looks like with super man
You heard of Thanos snap but have you heard of StArLoRd’S cLaP?
3:52 btw
DANKE COMARADE
Capitain AfrICanAmErIca is here!
Heavenly saying "captain African Americas here" is killing me from laughter.
1:06 by far the best part of the video
When captin amerikan Thinks he can kill thanos with a m16.
Captain America: hold my beer
To be fair nobody in the movies actually attempted to shoot thanos with guns, we all just assumed he was as bulletproof as the hulk
Captain America's Americaness makes the M16 more powerful
Thanos T posing? Star lord Clapping? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUCCCKKKK You're great Bogr! Great video!
Mr.DankBlunts do you know how he edits thanos holding chicken?😂 like is it in photoshop, adobe animate, adobe fuse like what is it?!
1:29 when I got my birthday present from my uncle
👋🏼
?
“Dad Please Don’t Leave For Milk Again-“
”BUT IT’S *_EXPIIIIRRRED!”_*
You're the only CZcamsr that will make me click on a Fortnite video
Plus Lazar beam
Emuruh ikr it still took me a day to finally click on it
Emuruh same
Same
this.
3:16 is that a reference to the how hard do you have to punch a chicken to cook it intro of that World of tanks episode?
No , it's definitely not
@@POTATOEH81 Can you explain
*WET*
*WET*
*BUCKET*
when you badger finally drops a new vid but its fortnite
*A soul for a soul*
Bye, Dad 👋🏻
Thank you for joining me at Donuts for Dads
5:07
I died 😂 😂😂
Nobody:
TheRussianBadger: I NEED MOAR CHICKEN
0:06 when my girl says her parents aren’t home
You don't _need_ to do any of the things you do in post, but that's what makes your videos yours and we all love it
Bungie: Season of Opulence/Penumbra Nerfs
Me: 4:33 & 9:47
BUFF THE DAMN SWEET BUISNESS
General Grievous now it’s just a bunch of PREFIRES with the DAMN SWEET BUSINESS
Good job gentlemen
>be me
>fire sniper rifle
>headshot across map
>look to camera
>eyes glow red
> *wet*
Wet
WET
WET
Wet!
Moise
Dang, no replay recording. Would have love to see Heavenly's new 100 terabytes of Thanos dabbing.
Quoctuan Nguyen “Ah man all my thanos footage is gone”
"Mr stark, eat my ass"
We all know the ulTIMATE POwER is THANOS doing the woah
4:32 to 4:43 every state if their football team loses.
That was the entirety of the UK a few weeks ago.
0:05
*How Thanos dipped after Infinity War*
Sees badger uploaded :Happy Bob
Sees it a fortnite video: Angry Bob
Enjoys video :Confused Bob
Rt:Ross bob
Is that bob bobby or Bobby bob
bob.
Realizes that fortnite is still the best game in the world ashamed bob jk
9:47 “SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH”
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
It's Badger. But it's also Fortnite.
I really can't decide which feeling's predominating.
Thanos the strongest enemy avengers fought
Got killed by a freaking m16 and a shotgun
Crox - epic ironic the most powerful villain in the mcu yet got kill the most common firearm in America.
See's that badger uploaded: "Yes."
See's that it's fortnite: "Yes!
Reads the title and looks at the thumbnail: (eyes glow red) *_"aw shit here we go again."_*
See's that its fortnite: fuck
Am I Dead Yet? This is a-fucking-mazing. Thank you for posting this. I'm currently dying.
Bajur is the one reviving fortnite, not like streamrz
0:00 When its December of 2020
Teacher: alright class, you are dismissed.. oh almost forgot to pass out homework
Class: 4:34
0:10
When you're permanently banned from bajurs stream chat for fake endgame spoilers
Kakutasu Matt bajur?
@@Ready-rb9xq yes
@@Ready-rb9xq bajur is therussianbadger
Badger for the love of god or Thanos or idk, please make a video about Team Fortress 2
I need it
*_yes_*
The amount of pay memes
agreed
I agree, but with a lil bit of jojo refrences would be nice
Badger be the kinda guy to be a trolldier
At 6:19 Bajur aimed for the head
1:05 thank me later
Thank you
Badger is such a memer. I thought he had an interest in playing this again and it’s only because of Thanos.
That’s good
Epic: *buy borderlands 3 exclusivity*
Me: 4:41
GET ME-
4:32 -- 4:43 more like it.
Me, a console player: *pissing myself laughing at PC bitching about exclusivity.*
@@Mariodash23 Yup Big facts
@@Mariodash23 lucky
2:34 US Marine when he domed a Vietcong fighter, 'Nam, 1968, colorized
I lost it when Grouse said "Thanos is hitting the woah on the ice"
If badger was thanos when he was fading away in endgame he would be singing another one bites the dust the duration of the time
If badger was thanos, he would snap Ash's acog scope back into existence, then be like: My work here is done.
You know what the weapon to defeat Thanos will be...
Akimbo models or Akimbo FMGs
Nah fam, also gotta get that ACR with an ACOG and Scavenger going too.
You both are wrong
Its a *holy hand grenade of antiok*
I appreciate your editing dude. Honestly makes your videos much more visually stimulating. I love your content keep it up!
I feel the same way about Fortnite that I find that the regular game annoying as hell but the LTMs are pretty fun.
Badger the type of dude to have thors axe but clap thanos’s cheeks with a glock 18
4:05 spoilers for falcon and the winter soldier
Thanos’s SideKicks: you can’t kill the Avengers
Thanos: Hold my gauntlet
CZcams:pg that
Badger: fortnite, thanos
CZcams:this looks friendly
Badgers friends: I'M ABOUT TO END THIS WHOLE MAN'S CAREER
CZcams: they had us in the first half, ngl
Me: Ok I am a Ayyy-lien
Captain america: *Whips out a fricking akimbo minigun with 999 bullets per minigun*
Thor: *Pulls out double barrel shotgun*
Me: *Dies to damage of minigun and shotty* Where the f#$@ did they get that..?
Hawkeye whips out AKIMBO UZIS
9:34
"so much harder to collect all 6 stones"
when we played this event, we were split pretty well between the avengers and thanos
*we only won as avengers, twice, we didn't lose once as the chitari*
I need the space marine stopping the monster can as a meme........just to perfect for any situation
fortnite thanos: I must go my planet needs me *t poses and flies*
Badger uploads Fortnite because of Thanos, after quitting it since the Infinity War event ended.
*You couldn’t live with your failure and where did that bring you? Right back to me.*
You're going about just stealing popular comments, wtf?
FBI OPEN UP i actually didn’t steal that, but I’m sorry if anyone else also wrote this.
FBI OPEN UP I can’t seem to find a popular comment like mine, tho. Not saying that mine is popular.
@@matttheradartechnician2342 bro u just edited it
FBI OPEN UP Uh yeah I edited just a few moments after I posted t because I thought it needed improving. I was done editing before you even replied for the first time, wtf are you on about? What does me editing it have to do with anything? I tried to be nice but bruh. It’s just a comment
The part with all the Chitauri dancing while ice skating made me laugh so much more than it should've 🤣
All the extra editing, and funny stuff are the reasons I watch your videos bro. Worth it 👍
Thanks For The Shoutout, Badger!
Finger Snappin’ Good.
This is a suprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
@@azathoththe3rd ahh another man of culture
u a real1
YES
4:18
When you a *Marvel Hero* that didn't make the cut in *Endgame*
This guy makes these games ten times better.
“I used the stones... TO DESTROY THE STONES” *WISDOM INTESIFIES*
Badger *makes Video with great editing*
Me: „what did it cost?“
Badger: 7 „straight hours of pain“
Me: so...everything?
*grins like the cheeky bastard I am*
I don't like Fornite but I'm a simple man, I see badjur video - I watch badjur video
High key tho I've been around since pre 250k this is dope
Aztec_Monkey35 I just joined and I understand
@@jepersprepur2809 I'm addicted to bajurs videos for 2 years, you also will.
Without a doubt i feel like this be his funniest video made the editing on this was absolutely amazingly hilarious. Loved this video badger keep up the amazing work.
The extra editing with the player models really adds a sprinkle of uniqueness to your vids borther
Everytime i watch one of Badger's videos i feel like im alive again :D